okay faggots, lets hear your excuses
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
okay faggots, lets hear your excuses
Because Im fucking cheap I aint paying for no tang.
I'm a trap, my ex-gf dumped me and forced me to suck her bi bfs cock
>>704657631
cuz I wont be able to afford my lifestyle if I did
i dont make big cums
I'd rather have sex without the feely bullshit.
>>704657631
Chose money over her.
She said I was too busy, never complained about driving my 6 series BMW.
Oh well
because i broke up with that fucking bitch.
Found out she was diagnosed a schyzophrenic, after dating her for two years..... kill me :'(
>>704657631
Don't socialise with people enough. Don't want another.
Never got around to it.
>>704657631
Because real love doesn't exist, and if you think it does then you haven't been "in love" long enough. Feels bad.
Fat and have a fucked up face where one of my eyes is lower than the other (ugly)
let me list:
high standtard
low face quality
have a 3/10 body
mid-class
3/10 black 7/10 white(pardo)
everytime i drink i do crazy shit
>>704657631
she got in the way of my alone special time.
jack daniels and my hand were less stress than her bitching.
>>704658530
this is true with SOME girls (or people in general). sometimes people change for the worse, when they are still "finding themselves". I've been there too. feelsbadman.jpg
>>704658530
bitch can't even paint a cat nose on her face the ride side up..... go back to china bitch...
Too fat for getting the girls I'm actually attracted to. Settling for heavy girls. I've let myself down.
>>704657631
Cause I've got a BF
Because the girl I'm talking to wants to take it slow instead of jumping straight in.
>>704657631
cause she broke up with me
I like loli and i fap to hentai
im always going for girls better than me. as soon as i become on par with girls i used to like, i start to lose interest and start to like girls even better than them (except for in the case when i DID manage to get a girl, make that 'ex', or 'fucking cheating bitch')
Drunk unreliable and not terribly interesting
Because my last ex stalked me after she broke up with me and then called me a sexual abuser in court, I won bc guess what I had nothing to hide and never abused my ex gf; just go buy a pocket pussy or tenga fliphole and fuck that, it only costs you 90 dollars once and a sliver of dignity; I assure you being single is a better life for me.
>>704657631
Because I fuck men.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>704659177
go slow, believe me you don't want to lose her over stupid shit. It means she wants to develop a more serious relationship.
Havent gone for a girl after the end of my 7 year relationship.
Not seeming like I will really either. No real interest anymore.
Was single for almost a year after getting out of a nearly three year relationship last August. My game was garb and I focused more on myself and friends and partying. I have a girlfriend now, tho. I'm 24 and she's 18. She's super fucking rad.
Because I always get cold feet and never take chances in romance.
I just wish she felt the same way for me as I do for her.
>>704657631
I do though.
i've not given enough shits
Summerfag
I want to take care of insecurities that make me a jealous ass before I give it another go
Not looking for anybody just feeling free
Because I'm reclusive and don't believe anyone can love me like that.
Because I'm a fucking idiot and dumped my gf out of fear of doing something wrong
Cause im a fucking faggot and i let my profeesional life get in the way of girls if i dont find a girl in a year or 2 im just gonna die alone cause im such a fucking faggot
I don't personally see a relationship as necessary right now in my life, I've got a lot going on and I feel like I should focus on that right now. Med school is hard work.
Because she's been cheating on me for a year with three or four different guys. We were dating for three years.
Now that I found out and dumped her, all the girls that I talk to that are friends with both of us all say the exact same things.
>I'm so sorry I didn't tell you
>It wasn't my business
>You were so good to her, you didn't deserve this
>You deserve better
All I get is pity. I just wish somebody would actually help me rather than reminding me of how much she slutted around while I trusted her.
>>704660390
How old r u
I work from 7am until 10pm. Not much room for anything else in life there.
>>704657631
Actually might dump my GF for my boss. Gf is getting fucking annoying as shit and my Boss just want my dick and wants me to gtfo her hair its nice.
Problem she has two kids and that post C-Sec mom shelf tummy.
>>704659581
Definitely am, friendo. It feels way more real than any other girl I've been interested in.
I have a girlfriend
Because a few years ago I stopped being a retarded and expecting that girls would make the first move if I just be nice to them
Only bitch that wanted to be my GF was a 27 years old virgin that was too afraid to have sex, so I dumped her.
>>704657631
Because I'm terrified of myself, and I don't like the idea of getting close to another girl because when shit hits the fan and she knows you let your walls down and let her in emotionally she will shit inside of your soul. Rip you apart and never think twice about it. I'm not rebuilding my entire pyschi and emotions back from square 1 again to what? Get my dick wet? Be in a relationship? I can yank it and have a pet for companionship for the rest of my life. Fate unfortunately has fucked me pretty hard in this section of life, I try to justify by saying maybe I'm supposed to learn something from it, but the truth is I've become so used to being sad and single that my brain has like made that the default setting for me. You can get addicted to sadness... and that op is why I don't have a girlfriend
>>704659614
Same
>>704657631
>fat
>5'6'' manlet
>tiny dick
>unmotivated
>no goals
>shitty janky teeth
>lazy eye
I'm sure there's more that I could come up with.
I am schizophrenic, girls generally don't want a schizophrenic.
I had one 3 years ago. I was told I have cancer and she said it was too hard to be with me because her dad died of cancer. I have not wished my health issue and the fact that I will die soon on another girl so I fuck massage parlor girls when I am feeling well.
>>704657631
I'm married.
One is enough, thanks.
>>704657631
i'm into amputees and feel that a regular girlfriend would be settling for second best.
My last two relationships (both in 2016) turned into shit. Gimme some time.
Can't afford one, money goes towards college and food.
>>704657631
Meh I'm justo lazy
I have a girlfriend.
MFW I'm tired of the routine
Women are a drain on my time, and my current GF goes against my goals of fitness and saving money. Not to mention she has no sex drive, so she fakes like she wants it, bit always at inopportune times. I'd rather be single.
>>704657631
She broke up with me (Sunday) because she found out I was talking to some other girl.
I didn't even fuck her yet. Just kissed her.
Only fat girls are attracted to me.
Which I am not attracted to.
I am fit, have a great job (not rich by any means, but I do fine).
I don't know what makes me not attractable.
But. What I do know, that I have no desire to repeat the process of dating someone, living with them, loving them, and pissing it all away because she's a fucking slut.
>>704661638
the gf or the other girl?
We broke up last Monday
>>704657631
my last girlfriend left a bad taste in my mouth, and I wish it was just from her shitty gimme gimme gimme attitude
I've found a few girls cute since then, but I keep her memories prominent in my head to remember what not to accept at any cost.
Working 55 hours a week at a restaurant. Typically my hours are 12-10 or 2-close. I was out on the streets for 2 years. Just got an apartment 3 months ago. Saving up for a car. I'm literally rebuilding my life from scratch. I can't even fathom a girlfriend right now...not that their beating down the door at the moment anyways.
>>704661753
NOFX!
>>704661753
Fuck ye nofx
>>704661781
You mean which one haven't I fucked yet? The other girl of course.
>>704657631
I got a girlfriend
Cheated on her a few times but she's forgiven me
It's all good now
ugly.
>>704657631
After experiencing the shameless hypergamy and superficiality of the modern woman firsthand, it's sort of ruined the rest of them for me. I still like to have sex on occasion, but absolutely no more deep attachment, no cohabitation, and absolutely no marriage. Women are biologically incapable of returning the soul crushing love we feel for them. Love, to a woman, is about gain, not sacrifice. In fact, most modern women find the very idea repugnant, to the point where they won't even sacrifice other men for you. Unless, of course, you are in the top 20 percent of men who don't have to commit to one woman because they can literally have all of them. For that man, a woman would happily become part of his harem. For an average joe like me, the best I can hope for is to become a beta provider or worse, an orbiter, and I refuse to do it again. I think we fall more for the idea of being in love than the actual woman, anyway.
got a girlfriend but she doesn't like me using 4chan. trick is to be confident in what you do and it'll come to you
>>704657631
All you faggots are lost I could get you any girl your talking to
>>704662218
why did you cheat on her? what the fuck?
>>704662218
fag
>>704662675
I was on a lot of drugs at the time
Partied a lot it's a blur but I slept with two other girls she found out about one everything was a mess and now it's under the carpet, did feel bad on some level though
>>704662190
>>704662066
Haha. This is from Warped Tour in early 2000's.
I wouldn't know aside from seeing Melvin, even though I took it.
>>704661156
you're thinking too much. break ups is bad but you gain so much. you learn about yourself, how you're able to form relationships, do so much. Really... steering the realtionship is a blessing
>>704661004
this
>>704660639
patience. go slow man. no rush
>>704658530
depends on the person man. some people are terrible to be in a relationship with. others really want love.
>Have general anxiety
>Fear of Rejection
>Past couple times I fucked I had problems with premature ejaculation
All of these things have shattered my self-confidence, and that's pretty much what dating is all about.
>>704660639
Be better than throwing away a good career path for a lousy piece of pussy. Women are easy to come by, and never sacrifice something important for them. They will take advantage of that every time.
Instead, make it out that you are doing important things, and you are taking time out of your important life to spend time or deal with them. Don't let them forget you have the upper hand and they don't control you, because all chicks want is attention and to see how far they can push you.
Here is another one.
>>704662855
that makes sense. we all have urges to fuck anyone and drugs will really let that desire loose
Im a slut and i hate women for anything other than sex so theres that
>>704659177
She's still fucking her "Ex" and wants you to wait til she gets bored of him
ALL, and I do mean ALL, women are flakes.
Give up on love, morty. Become a man of science
>>704657631
Most girls are vapid whores and the ones that arent always carry emotional baggage. Ill I need are me, myself, and I. ;_;
>>704663132
MDMA man that's the cheating drug
That shit will make you forget all the years of dating in a night
>>704657631
Relationships are too much bullshit to deal with.
>>704663082
winner. this. Don't forget the focus is all about you. You have to be selfish in this way to be strong and girls dig that. Don't sacrifice yourself for a girl because it's not worth it. Sacrifice yourself to the hardwork and goals. you will have people who admire that.
>>704657631
I'm not a wonderful guy. And I'm single because I don't wanna have half my shit, a huge chunk of my pay each week, and any kids I have, taken away because she decides she wants to fuck someone else.
I say fuck all that noise, that's why I have no girlfriend..
I dont want to right now
>>704661015
Anon by any chance, Are you me?
Hell same age even
>>704663569
How old are you?
You sound naive
Girls aren't all the same just like there's a guy out there who's your bestfriend there's a female of the same that's who you wanna be looking for not some girl your can bang and have kids with look for a girl you like hanging out with
>>704659177
What's her name, anon?
Too busy and I don't go anywhere outside of work, gaming shit, and grocery store.
>>704663220
you have no money, no car, no muscles, no spine. why would any girl worth a damn care about you? you can always get someone ugly and "deep" like you are, but you're a vapid little shit.
shit pisses me off so much cause this is what i sounded like when i was 14 and just remembering it makes me cringe.
>>704663856
>>704663569
people have their own fear and it's ok to mistrust other people. it's a cycle and reflection of how they live and view others
>>704663220
imagine you had to take care of a pet. are you able to take care of that pet? Are you going to walk it? feed it?
now imagine that pet is a person. someone like you with their own needs, opinion, and wants. Can you take care of her/him. are you able to?
Doesn't matter if they're vapid or sluts. What matters is are you able to support someone and share your time and resources to someone who might not give you anything in return. That is what being a strong person in a relationship is about
>>704660782
No one will help this is why this is going to hurt as much
But you can help yourself it's a slow long rebuilding process bro pick yourself up stay with her mutual friends only for as long as you need then cut them off too you need space from all that so you can move on
Because it's difficult to get a 7 year old gf
I'm trying though
>>704657631
They're all so delicate
>>704657631
I'm gonna tell this because it might make you faggots do something
I noticed this girl in school she would stare at me and look my way a lot she did for months until I bumped into her by accident we started talking about music and somehow we swapped numbers and started talking we've been going out for a few years now turns out she liked me the day I started NEVER SAID A WORD, she said I was the most attractive guy she ever saw and she didn't even let out a hint, you gotta make the first the 2nd fuck it every move yourself they won't do shit okay now faggot bots roll out I'm off to work
I refuse to take another blow to my time, love and money. After dating a dude and chick at the same time; I'm good with the dude for now. Also never dating bi bitches again, lesbians only.
Because I don't care enough. It's one of those things that'd be cool if I had it, but I don't feel like I need it.
>>704664444
D-D-D-DESU
>>704658398
Did she?
Cause I'm married.
...though I have just as much sex with randos and AMP chicks as my wife.
cuz i'm gay and women are evil
Because I'm fat and poor.
>>704657631
Because WE NEED TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>704657631
single for the first time in my life...just finished PhD. focusing on career. being single is rad after nearly 2 decades of girlfriends, fwb (they always catch feelings), birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, valentines days, and all the bullshit that goes with it. i feel relieved.
...I don't know.
>>704658424
dont know what you specifically mean by that, but its a good answer for me too
>>704658532
pics
>>704661156
>You can get addicted to sadness
this
>>704658530
Yes it does, it's just incredibly difficult to find, to the point where there's little to no point in searching. Especially with the stakes so high (unless you're a woman)
>>704658645
lol
>low standards
>7/10 face
>5.5/10 body
I am poor tho
>full aryan
>smoke two joints and then I smoke two joints
Funny how all walks of life have the same problems
I don't know I just assume it's because I'm ugly. I usually don't click with anyone and I haven't asked anyone out except my ex girlfriend that I haven't seen in a year
>>704663159
>Give up on love, morty. Become a man of science
contemplating this myself, thinking about going to school for aerodynamics and give up on looking for love
Brittle bones tend to make them think I can't have sex
I don't care enough to work at a relationship when I don't need one.
>>704667882
>there's little to no point in searching for true love
lol, this
I'm incapable of feeling and expressing any emotion other than apathy and pure rage.
I never really cared enough to try to get a girlfriend. I'm fine with solo-ing life.
>>704657631
I'm a NEET.
Too busy taking care of my family. Not very interesting rather dull and boring. Always working trying to keep the estate in order since the old man is gone.
>>704657631
I literally have the worse case of IBS most doctors have ever seen. It controls every aspect of my life. I can hardly function with it. Ive done everything under the sun to try to fix it, even went to see a therapist that was a huge waste of fucking time.
AMA I constantly think about killing myself because its so fucking bad.
>>704658392
sucker, giving your wheels to a succubus
>>704657631
I'm fat and i dont like to socialise
>>704657631
She's autistic, and her dad is a FSO, so she has a communication deficit and lives most of the year in Russia, and speaks Russian mainly, now, only to come back and live in another state hundreds of miles away. She's a shut-in who had to be taken out of school at 15 for being unable to cope with being in public. She grows cold and distant every now and then. It took me a year to even get any pics of her, beautiful as anything.
Someone I randomly added on fb has me fucked up, but I can't help thinking of her.
>>704658532
wear always sunglasses, as karl lagerfeld
>>704658963
Nice tits though.
I'm too self centered. I don't want to be drained of my resources because the exchange isn't worth it.
>>704661753
I bet you are skinny af. Fat girls have thin girlfriends, so tag along until you hit the target
>>704668538
What do you eat
im so ugly no girls want to keep eyes contact with me. even the cashiers at every store i go.
im sure even if i offer 1000$ for an handjob in the dark, the crack whore will say no and go suck a dog for a nickel
aspergers syndrome
>>704669401
The blandest food known to man. Litearlly one step away from cardstock and water... Even got put on a feeding tube for awhile, it was horrible.
>>704657631
cause that'd piss off my wife
It's not my time yet to face the vaginal jew
>>704658185
Did she force you to ge fucked in the BP too?
>>704669599
have you tried soylent green or whatever the fuck its called?
>>704657631
Because the life of a warrior is a lonely one
>>704669843
Nope. Can't eat soy, it causes me really bad gas that leads to runny explosive shits an 4 hours worth of toliet time.
I srsly have tried everything. Been dealing with this shit since like the 3rd grade....
Anxiety and depression mostly.
>>704670054
try then eating things that you never eaten before, but do the experiment for a month minimum with the new food. your system will readapt and maybe will switch to a better state
>>704669512
Post face and let us decide if thats true and if so what you can do to change it
>>704669878
Que Jojo theme
>>704669878
>warrior
>>704657631
I'm unemployed and overweight
>>704670551
Ive tried all this.. Thats the issue. I have gone to a nutritionist, and all kinds of diffrent none conventional doctors. I'm not making excuses. There isn't anything more I want out of life other then to have a job, my own apartment, and to not have to deal with this bullshit pain.
Because im a loser and theyd probably leave once they found out I have no life or friends
>>704659177
>she wants to take it slow
If another guy gets in her way and does it right => you're fucked
>>704670551
>>704670054
this, maybe just eat the least harmful shit for a month or so until your body gets used to it
>>704657631
Working on it. She has a bf, but she comes to see me really often. I don't even have to ask. She just comes over. I think she wants the D but I'm not gonna put her in a position where she's cheating. I like her too much to be that much of a dick, but, at the first chance, its on.
>>704670863
>theyd probably leave once they found out I have no life or friends
youd be surprised, my one ex left me because of how sorry i felt for not having any friends or a life, not because i didnt have those things
>>704657631
Ive had two, first one cheated on me 3 times, the third time was with a guy in the same bed, a fucking air mattress. I tossed them a condom and told them to have fun, 2 hours later they come out, and she can't look at me. two weeks after that she moves out of state.
Second one i had a crush on since the 4th graqde, finally get my shot with her to find out she can't keep her legs closed either, and she slleps with a guy who treats her as a one night stand. I tell her that she is not the victem here, just because she wont close her legs to anyone who tells her she is pretty.
Now, i sit here loathing both of them, i have no car but a job, so i dont feel that i am adequate enough to be boyfriend material for anyone, my personality is correct, and so is my temperment, but besides those i have not a lot to offer.
Im 17 il prob never have one, it's not that im not good lookin or anything just a bit socially awkward
My libido is terribly low.
>>704671109
not having a car doesnt mean shit, I make $20/hour and have a car but I'm not relationship material because of my attitude
>>704657631
because my wife won't let me, that fucking bitch...
Because I'm not wonderful guy, it's pretty obvious
>>704670826
a nutritionist is just a medic with a 3 months training in nutrition, so their advice might not be that valuable.
drop any processed food or spices, insist with vegetables, plain milk, poultry. also, eat at fixed timetable, 3 times a day.
the body is like a car, you need the right gas type and oil but at the right moment and not randomly.
>>704671337
That pic, fucking hell
>>704671196
life is long, there is time.
while waiting, learn a skill or two, by getting good at what you learn. these skills will come in handy in 10 years time. then the balance will be in your favor, do not worry
Because i'm an Idiot.
>>704670966
I already eat the safest things I can possibly eat... Every fucking day.
Chicken breast, white rice, kidney beans, some sort of veggies like carrots, spinnach.
Everyday.. I wake up, take pills wait 30 minutes. Eat what I always eat..
Its the same shit everyday it's literally worse then prison, the fact being I can't even sit around and play vidya games all day either because I literally have no money and my parent's are really fucking selfish into the respect of not even understanding how miserable I am on a daily basis. My mother even to go as far as mocking me telling me I do nothing all day how can I be stressed out. I don't expect them to buy me anything vidyagame related don't get me wrong. But I don't even have a laptop or crappy desktop or TV in my bedroom, my parents have 3 flatscreen TVs one in our front room that isn't connected to any cable. One in the living room where they spend every ounce of free time infront of, and one in their bedroom. I have asked to move the unused one to my room and they always have a different excuse why I cant.
I really can't explain it all in one post.
>>704657631
How can I be expected to have another care about me when I hate and am disgusted by myself it's not realistic.
>>704671196
Stop caring so much what people think of you, thats probably whats making you awkward.
>>704671324
but having a car would add to my own self worth. right now i feel like without that i am somehow less/lacking in some way that society says is needed in a relationship.
>>704671579
>>704668538
Look up SBO's anon. They solved my IBS completely. I used to not be able to eat lots of foods now I can eat like a normie faggot again... hopefully they can help you
I only had to take them for 1 month and then never again, its been over a year im still healed.
If you want you can have a girlfriend but it's pointless. You'll get sex if you try hard enough, probably vanilla stuff since your fetishes won't match in the end resulting in frustration. Girls often deny us access to porn because they feel like they are worse in some way. Fapping is fapping, sex is sex. Is that so hard to understand? WHat if she decides to change all the shit you like? You like tinkering with cars, she finds a waste of time. Etc. Change girlfriends. Yeah, girlfriends have an expiration date and there is no point to keeping one that produces more problems. Never get married, then you'll feel like you're missing out on life. THere.
>>704671523
never marry, kid !
>>704659177
When she says she wants to take it slow it means she's not sure. You have to make her "sure" that she wants to be in a relationship with you, or the next Chad that comes her way will be the guy she's sure to fall for.
>>704666699
same reasion vaginas are icky
>>704672506
[I'm the same anon from earlier]
She's actually pretty much comitted to me at this point, I suggested not jumping in. She's shy about a lot and apparently no one's shown interest in her before, at least not like I have, so she's hesitant (she puts herself down a lot and doesn't believe she's attractive, for example.)
Which is ridiculous to me becausd she's gorgeous, is fit, likes weird weeb stuff and she likes to talk about literally whatever. Literally everyone on here's dream girl to be honest.
>>704662027
how did you wind up on the street?
>>704673005
Becareful the whole shy shit may be under lying daddy/mommy issues thats shes hiding behind. And you're just rubbing her ego. If a women doesnt rub your ego back as equally shes just being a self absorbed bitch. And you should jump ship.
>>704670607
thx but i will pass. i dont want to become a shitty meme or something like that
>>704673253
She actually does have issues with her family but I have had them too, and she's really honest about everything. She just seems like a genuine - if meek - girl.
>>704673405
Relationships are a 2 way street. Don't spoil her and literally get nothing in return. If a girl goes more then a year and you literally do everything for her but she does nothing for you (suckin dick or fucking doesn't count as doing something for you fyi) then you need to let that bitch go for wasting ur time an resources. I really hate seeing anons get into these shit relationships because their whiteknight save a hoe complexes. Cause then you come back to create shit threads about how she ripped your heart out and shit.
>>704657631
I'm antisocial, avoidant, untrusting and don't have a stable job
>>704658772
this is why i rather /b/ than a GF
>>704673721
I suppose I'll keep that in mind.
>>704657631
Because I broke up with her two days ago. And I just fucked her an hour ago. I am not a smart man.
>>704673789
same, lets run away from it anon
>>704657631
Because she found found I looked at another girl's picture while having sex with her.
And then found out I kept talking to that girl after we got back together.
Yea...I kinda sound like a douche bag when I say it like that. Hmm...maybe she's right to leave me. But I guess that's okay, I was getting tired of her lukewarm attitude towards me anyways, while this other girl treats me like a fucking king.
>>704674101
nah, I'm enjoying the hermit life
>>704657631
I've got a slowly increasing desire to hurt women. It's probably going to move to murder porn. I get off on bitches getting roughed up, raped, tortured, etc. plus I've got some sexual dysfunction that requires surgery to fix but I can't afford it
because all my hopes and dreams died on my 6th birthday (Sept 11 2001)
>be 28
>fat
>ugly
>poor
>no car
>live at home
At least I have a job, I guess.
>>704674266
oh I got just the thing for you anon!
http://www.redtube.com/1286026
i do. havent needed to clean/do laundry/wash the dishes for a few years now.
feels pretty good.
haha. fuck all you lonely faggots. i love being in a relationship. i love the regular sex. surprises. fun. love.
>>704674645
"surprises. fun. love." - calls us faggots
>>704660782
did you fuck them?
I'm probably about to get in another relationship and she is so fucking hot I don't really understand how it's happening. I can't wait for my ex to see us together, that'll probably be the best orgasam I get out of this relationship
>>704674794
enjoy touching your own dick until you cum yourself to bed. make sure your mom doesn't find your cum box
>>704674645
>surprises.
they are not good for a relationship, thats how the missus gets hurt.
because I have a wife, 2 girlfreind's and 3 boyfriends and am in an awesome poly relationship. downside, my dick is tired.
>>704657631
Because I'm married! Get the fuck off my lap, home wrecker!
>>704657631
Do you know why you're lonely?
It's 'cuz you're fat.. and gay
Because I have no self confidence and take no initiative
>>704675203
gifts and such. special celebrations when they weren't expected
>>704658185
> forced
>>704657631
My wife would kill me.
>>704675203
i find presents annoying too tbh, we just tell eachother what we want and go buy it, sounds abit boring i guess but nobody get disappointed.
>>704657631
Im ugly, slightly overweight and my dick isnt big
>>704676107
was a reply to >>704675685
>>704661156
Best you stay single you mentally fucked up autismo.
>>704664444
Checked.
>>704674266
Nice dubs Ted Bundy
>>704664412
Not even worth the time.
