Wait for it...
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Wait for it...
>>704631940
>>704631940
>>704632019
ok now post ur dick so this wasnt a complete waste of time
>>704632019
wtf, are you twelve?
That's the best you can come up with?
ROFL!!
man I'd bang that whale tbh
>>704632019
>>704632286
>>704632286
nice one kek
>>704632439
>>704632778
For you
>>704633037
>>704633452
Jesus Christ this is cringe dude, go outside.
What an autist
Either be meaner or funnier
>>704633877
>>704633095
kek
this is cancer
>>704633822
Fucking this, holy shit dude.
>>704634015
>>704633037
I'd hit it.
>>704631940
God OP you're pretty pathetic aren't you.
Come on, let's see your profile.
>>704631940
>Wait for it...
what? the boredom?
>>704634164
Thanks for the bump
>>704631940
someone hit up one of these girls and get them to give us op name
>all these triggered faggots
>Getting triggered on an anonymous board
>>704634297
LOL OMG!
Vagabond pisses all over you, OP
OP you're mean man
this shit some funny shit. Tell one of them to kill themselves
>>704633994
This. Your shit's weak
>>704634468
This. We tell them op is posting profile screenshots on 4chan and asking people to hack them
>>704631940
these would be funny, but so far none of them are. theyve all tried to be clever and failed
>>704634468
This. This so hard.
OP deserves it
>>704631940
I'd smash this piggy
>>704633994
yeah, tell them that they are too fat for anyone to ever love them and they're going to die, fat and alone.
>all these fucking white knights
I knew /b/ was shitty af, but it wasn't Reddit yesterday. What the fuck happened?
>>704634606
edgelord 9000
>>704634468
OK whos got a profile ? We need to get this done
This thread is why Moot sold 4chan.
>>704634848
Shouldn't you be in bed kiddo?
>>704634902
tinder whale detected
>>704631940
op confirmed overweight sad little faggot that gets no female attention from anyone other than his mother
>>704634470
>>704634493
Shit has to be actually offensive to get triggered. OP's a mong who's bad at trying to be funny.
>>704635061
Or i'm just really good at wasting people's time
>>704632395
stfu that was actually pretty good
We find op we have sum lulz
>>704635020
Like you know shit about what happens in the bed.
>>704635141
Everyone here is literally on 4chan. The whole fucking site is a waste of time you troglodyte.
OP is from Minnesota, that explains the fat bitches and cringe attitude.
>>704631940
ask her if she eats the leftovers that people leave on the table.
>>704632019
ah hahahahahahah
I'm done. I don't need to see anymore. Goodnight, OP.
>>704631940
OP, don't post anything until you get a reply.
You just look like a fucking idiot.
op, why aren't you posting more?
>>704635469
Op stopped posting. He scared he gon get doxxxed
>>704635251
I can guess at what happens in your bed, you jerk off to anime porn like a little fucking faggot.
>>704635035
ahh you got me!
this is lame as fuck
>>704635360
Traced this IP and this is OP. What a fag
>>704631940
fat bitch
>>704635643
No i'm not
Haha wow op u sure bullied dem fatass grills haha nice man
>>704631940
she shouldn't wear those shorts, they accentuate her fupa
>>704633095
Alright that's funny.
>>704634848
>thinks anons thinking the thread is lame is white knighting
>>704635939
>>704635996
Op is samefagging hard to save face
This is hilarious keep going. Also post responses
>>704635315
I noticed the profile that said Brainerd. Isn't that where Fargo was set. Twin cities and all that bollocks
>>704633877
Which one of those girls is Carly?
>>704633037
>>704632778
God help you millenials
Enjoy the grandma bodies at the ripe age of 20 with matching purple hair and feminzai attitudes
>>704633095
you have peaked my interests
>>704635996
no it isn't. I'm not against insulting people but Natural or "natty" as it's called has Natural, Natural light, and Natural ice
>>704636052
approved by me
>edgylord
>>704635035
>>704634468
cant he just use a fake name
not famil with dating shit
>>704636135
No
>>704635315
If he's from Minnesota then why is the girl in Minnesota 600+ miles away?
>>704632480
VOTE 4 RHYNO
>>704636231
Piqued. It's piqued, moron.
>>704634468
.>>704634720
>>704634913
>>704636418
Are you fucking stupid? It's Tinder you can't just look someone up. Also samefag
>>704635777
Checked
All those girls are from Minnesota. Interesting... the state in the middle of the continent.
>>704636991
>>704636587
not that person, but "peaked" means reached the top, fuckface. So if something has peaked, it has reached it's highest point
>>704636272
Yes but for the sake of a joke I can suspend rationale because I don't have autism. It made me laugh. It was the only one of OPs posts that did. Credit where it's due I guess.
>>704637087
>>704633037
I'd fuck her
Yeesh. I'm all about making fun of fatties but you are terrible at it. Don't make a thread for a year you nigger.
I am liking this thread, Operating Procedure, carry on
>>704637162
Holy fuck you're retarded.
>>704637087
See that's just lazy.
this fucking thread is great
>>704637422
>>704633037
That hanging gut though
op
damn OP, i hate women just as much as the next dude on here
but striking first just seems low, like someone coming at us for our ugly ass faces
>>704637549
nigga i'm dead. lmao
WHERE ARE THE REPLIES OP
>>704637549
holy fucking kek
>>704637774
Fat fingers move slowly
>>704637774
this
I WANT RESULTS NAO
>>704637549
700 keks per minute OP
>>704637162
Do you ever do any research into anything with the vast fucking tool called the internet before rolling your face off your keyboard in response to something you're fucking wrong about?
Piqued means that something has excited you or gotten your attention. It should have been used there and should almost ALWAYS be used when you have the choice of "this ___ my interest".
Here OP, looks like you'll need this to go down the street the right way
Straight savage op
>>704632019
Put your fucking phone on charge for god's sake, OP.
>>704635141
Yeah, because when people come on here, it's for some serious business. You did a good job trolling those dude, it was brutal man. Come on dude, give me a bro fist.
>>704638232
This
This is actually hillarious! Kudos OP!
>>704638329
You got OCD too?
>>704638329
>charging icon
Took it off just for you
>>704637162
you are stupid
>>704637162
fuck me, there's always one dumb cunt that thinks he knows better.
it's a saying, look it up before you make up your own
>>704638600
>>704632439
Kek me too bro
>>704633095
You should have said you forgot the s
>>704637162
>>704634834
Jeez someone has women issues
>>704638699
This is just sad, OP.
For both you and her.
Mostly you.
>>704632019
Sprint. 9% battery. Dindu nuffin or 12yo detected. Summers over.
>>704638098
>>704637955
>>704637743
>>704639054
Gollum sure has gotten fat
>>704633452
fuck you dude, she's cute
>>704638869
Tits or GTFO
Fresh OC that isn't traps or get threads. You fuckers are all cancer.
>>704637549
Fuck my nigga, I wish this was archive worthy. KEK'D HARD AS FUCK. Any replies?
What's the point of this thread again? To be a cringey fuck going after fatties first for no real reason other than they're fat?
Yeah, they're fat, but what's the point? Do you have anything better to do OP? Seriously? I'm sure most of them won't respond either especially since you're not being too flagrant with them but still being too tactful. I'm sure they've gotten messages like this before and just immediately delete and then block you.
Go play some vidya or smoke some grass dude. You can do better.
>>704638699
These aren't funny when they don't even have replies, faggot.
>>704632778
Cool, I like vegetables and scorporons too
>>704633037
Whatever dude, I'd happily pound this girl, have her make me tamales and then take her to the gym. She clearly wants to lose weight and take care of herself.
>>704639324
>Moralfag detected
Just laugh you fuck
I was about to write that you are an absolute faggot for wasting your time like that, but then I realized I am browsing /b/.
Well have fun anon.
>>704639189
>>704639324
Tits or GTFO, fatty
>>704639219
>hurr durr I heard about 4chan from 9gag
Leave. You don't know the fucking rules.
I really hate fat people
>>704639239
And it's fucking funny you primitive baboons
>>704639189
Dude you're no even trying. This isn't even an attempt at bullying. It's just straight up cyber bullying.
>>704637162
cool explanation! so you're saying that he saw that image and his interest reached it's maximum possible level? ..must be some fucking image.
nah, he used the wrong word and you're just a dumb cunt.
>>704633662
jaja i don't know why this one got me and not the others, but nicely done
>>704639530
Nice self awareness m8
>>704639189
Hahaha that's got potential. Be meaner or funnier...honestly I hope she wrecks your autistic, pathetic ass.
>>704639756
at being funny*
Call me a loser but I'd be trting to fuck each and every one of these broads. Ugly or not, their vaginas still feel good and the best pussy is new pussy.
I would exclude her tho >>704638600
>>704639667
The rules are tits or GTFO, cumdumpster.
>>704639192
Yeah, I thought that too...dudes being a straight up cock sucker.
>>704639758
The retard gauge called and it's all full up... of you!
>>704639239
>Fresh OC
>Calling girls fat on Tinder
Holy shit, that's so fucking original! Oh man, the "all you can eat buffet" one was an instant classic! Rofl epic, friend! Epic indeed, sir! xD
Definitely hasn't been done before, dude's a prodigy.
Since when did /b/ become so tumblr about fat fucks? Oh wait I guess they can relate to these ham planets because they see themselves in the screens of monitors and phones
Make fun of people's name's again
>>704639324
>Transbispirit detected
>>704639756
>cyber bullying
Back to tumblr you go white knight sjw
>>704640014
>>704639934
You're absolutely retarded. Tits or gtfo is when a chick tries to use her gender to get something through here and it has no impact on what is being spoken about. So you make her work for it. Don't you have some homework to do or chicken nuggies to eat anyways?
>>704640000
>>704640339
Call her Mich-whale-a
>>704632879
>not putting Kayla whale
>>704640441
You're the fucking retard. This is what white knight normalfags have tried for years to turn tits or GTFO into but it was never the rule. So let's see those fat saggy sweater hams or piss off.
>>704639660
>>704639520
Why do I bother. It's cucks like you that are ruining this board and making it more of a shit hole with each passing day. There's nothing to laugh at. No banter, no counter, no nothing. He's just posting what he's sent and you all are like
>mmm OC kekkekekek looloololl le ebin fat trolle
I'm all for bullyingg or whatever on fat people but he's not doing anything funny. There's no humor or joke.
Whatever.
>>704640000
>>704640745
No tits, but I'll show you the dirtiest part of my taint
>>704640808
Is that a photo... for ants?
>>704640834
>>704640834
lul
>>704641017
And all this time I thought you went full retard for the keks
>>704641158
>>704640755
>Whatever.
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>704641236
Kek
>>704634606
Kys faggot. There i did it
>>704640755
This x100.
There's nothing funny about this thread. And not in a Tumblr "omg u guys r making fun of womens! body consciousness REEEEE" or whatever. Like it's literally not humorous. It's the equivalent of any Adam Sandler movie released in the past 10 years. Bullying, making fun of fatties, etc, can be fucking hilarious if done right. But when you're not a funny person, it's like watching someone make the same fucking "Anne Frankly" Holocaust jokes that have been done into the ground.
>>704640000
Trolling on tinder is just sad, OP. It says that you've gotten so tired of rejection you've resorted to insulting people in order to feel as though you've had a "win". Ugly and fat as you might think those girls are, I'll bet you couldn't seduce them...which I think you know.
>>704641236
Omg I can't stop laughing
Well done
>>704632019
are you an idiot
>>704637087
Laaaaaaame
>>704640918
>>704637315
Really. Jesus Cuckold Christ
>>704641236
Dan-whale-a please
>>704637774
You think they're replying? Top kek m8
lmao you really fucking showed them op I bet you're self worth is high
>>704641236
>>704641436
>>704640755
Weigh-a-ton is kinda funny
>>704641601
Is that the score your girlfriend gave you last night... in bed?
>>704640626
underrATED POST
>>704641658
Do this
>>704640000
>>704641017
>>704637549
Ok, this one is good.
>>704641877
Hahahahaaa!
>>704641893
>>704642081
Ugh. Back to the shitty insults. MEANER OR FUNNIER STOP WASTING MY TIME
>>704642081
>>704641236
>>704641017
>>704640834
>>704631940
>>704632019
>>704632286
>>704632778
>>704632879
>>704633037
>>704633095
>>704633452
>>704633662
>>704634015
>Be OP
>"Wait for it"
>Nothing Interesting Happens
>>704640339
should've said you look more like Moby dick tbqg
>>704641893
>>704640918
>>704640000
>>704634538
Fuck you, moralfag.
>>704642081
I can't tell if OP is pretending or just taking us all for a ride like we newfags with our incessant replies.
But I like it.
>>704640000
best quads i've seen in a while
>>704642081
Call her Mich-wouldn't-rail-ya
>>704641877
okay some of this is funny...youguys are too cucky for your own good,
>>704642171
How long did it take you to find that perfect image? Like 5 minutes? You could have came twice in that amount of time.
>>704634468
yea lets do it tumblr
GIRL POWER!
>>704640000
>12yo faggots not getting a Seinfeld reference
>>704633822
shut the fuck up you fat cunt
OP's a faggot as usual
sage
>>704642768
>>704642630
> hurr hurr. yurr fat
> hurr hurr. yurr black
Yeah, that's funny AF
>>704637549
All the cringe was worth it for that one spark of brilliance
>>704641877
please reply
>>704642605
Lel
Santna 25... I love Chipotle
>>704642928
might you be colored, good sir?
>>704642915
Did you go ahead a draw that image specially for me? Did you have to do much research on the internet about what dicks look like? Check out any websites? See anything that interests you?
>>704642630
>"WHOA, HOW'S IT FEEL BEING BLACK?"
That's pretty top shelf humor, I'm sure the latest Brickleberry.0 standup special will be running that one.
>>704634015
Okay, that was fucking good
But you could've said:
"I'd show you the world, but you'd only need to take two steps."
>>704642081
>>704643156
Nah man, white Anglo. I just appreciate humour and it's pretty sparse here. I'm more amused by OP's attempts to swallow his sadness by insulting women he'll never meet.
>>704643224
>>704631940
Be nice to the fat liberal chicks in my state, their only future lies with teaching mine in the future
That and eating more burgers
>>704642081
lost it at the hungry hungry hippos
>>704643513
If I had any sadness to swallow that thing would have eaten that too
>>704635251
fucking kek
>>704643497
Dude you played the badass card now and she's hooked. Ask her to fuck and put a kid in her. She will seriously get retarded horny if you make a move. I guarantee this
>>704643497
karma will come back to bite you one day
>>704643497
LOL WHERE DOES HE EVEN COM EU WHT THSIS STUFF?! BOY YOU'RE FUNNIER THAN DEHAT IRNOY
>>704643880
Not if that thing takes a bite of me first
>>704643609
What? Did the utility board shut off your water? Can't pay your bills?
>>704643824
This. Shes ready to fuck OP. Do it for us
>>704637162
>newfags taking the bait this hard
>>704643720
Stop wasting their time and yours. Tinder is great. Your efforts would be better spent being pleasant to women and getting somewhere with them.
>>704643953
Sloth from the goonies liked baby ruth bars. The resulting offspring was that. It actually does make sense
>>704638290
Hilarious.
>>704644104
For the /b/ros
>>704644112
That thing already ate all the bait
>>704644077
This is great OP you are the fucking man.
Kek is pleased this day.
>>704644406
You know that would involve you maintaining an erection?
>>704643372
>>704643466
>>704643224
>>704644406
Dubs reply?
>I'll show you where the wild goose goes.
Why are people still replying to this garbage thread?
sage
>>704643824
This! Do it op
>>704631940
Hnnnnggg!
>>704644406
my expectations are high for this response
All terrible attempts at being mean and/or funny.
If this were a comedy club, you would have been booed off stage and killed yourself by now.
Don't quit your job at McDonald's, anon... it's clearly the only future you have.
>>704640441
It's called chicken TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I still wanna if that tight bitch is DTF.
>>704633662
i lost on this one
>>704633822
This. In a very big whey.
>>704633037
>anime jesus saved my life
HOLY KEK!!!
>>704644980
Hey that's that girl i matched with
>>704631940
>Find fatties profile
>Message them "ur fat"
Comedic genius
>>704644406
Godspeed anon. Win one for the good guys
>>704644771
>>704631940
Quality of this thread very worthy of nu/b/, I bet the guys that use kek everywhere and have an anonymous profile picture in Facebook are enjoying it
>>704644231
WOWZERS THATS SOME INTERESIT INTERSTIN INFORMTANOID
guys let's spam this thread with pictures so it hits the image limit and 404s
>>704645385
>guys let's spam this thread with pictures so it hits the image limit and 404s
>>704640745
This.
People have been buying into that stupid bullshit ever since some anon said it (I think there's an image floating around somewhere), and now newfags have been bringing it up to make themselves seem like they know shit
>>704645292
Tell her she knows she wants it. She wants you to take control.
>>704645385
Oh no. What will i do but make a new thread
>>704631940
Brainerd?
>>704634989
>>704635061
>>704635469
>>704635762
>>704635777
no wonder moot abandon ship
>>704645292
>Actually to be honest
She totally wants it.
>>704642081
>>704641017
>>704637549
>>704633095
See, these ones are funny, why are you so hit or miss OP
>>704645292
Fuck fuck fuck
Something suave yet confident and understanding. Get that dick wet op
"I needed to get your attention somehow. Let me make it up to you?"
>>704644960
This thread was so unfunny for so long, this seems like a post from the gods
>>704645495
Exactly
Mild inconvenience that doesn't ruin his day but just annoys him slightly
Not evil but not good
>>704645292
She's fucking thirsty, you can hit that OP
>>704643497
Double Goonies reference, nice.
>>704645645
>>704645767
4chan as summarized by haiku
>>704645767
>>704637162
man....fuck....nevermind
wait. you must not have done so well in school/life/being a male
>>704644443
>>704644444
impressed
>>704645495
Plot twist: OP is actually into fat girls but hasn't come to terms with it. He is doing this to keep us off his trail.
>>704645292
Holy Jesus.
>>704645292
Get picks faggot.
53 more boys
>>704633095
Ok that was fucking funny.
>>704645292
You're in bro, close the deal.
>>704638525
waat?
>>704641877
>>704646429
Not me
>>704631940
Hope yah feel big and tough m8
>>704645908
What?
>>704646466
>>704646466
This is becoming a lost cause. Pull this together op. Thes thirsty as fuck just gotta convert the opportunity
>>704646524
>January 14, 2016
>Actually funny
Don't worry, no one was mixing it up with something you came up with.
>>704646466
Abort ship, nigga. Show us the replies from the other landwhales please~!
>>704646466
Is she stupid? Tinder won't find her love, unless she loves the dick
>>704646466
Tell her she knows you are the fuck ahe needs. Admit it.
>>704645292
I can't believe she's playing hard to get.
Tell her you don't wanna play this back and forth game and want her to say yes or no. Does she wanna fuck?
>>704646466
Kek
Tell her not to ruin her chances and send her dick pics.
>>704646728
> Thirsty as fuck
>>704646896
This nigger OP. Seal the deal or walk away
>>704646466
It's fucking TINDER. Shit ain't for dating and marrying lmao
Tell her deep down she WANTS to be your little cum slut. Reference 50 shades of gray if you must.
>>704646982
> Homosexual as fuck
>>704646921
Trips get and tell her
>>704637549
awesome one, just came in not too long ago and been reading them slowly!
>>704640000
>it's all full up... of you!
>>704639520
If it's not original or funny, I'm not fucking laughing. I'm all about making fun of people. But Jesus, it's like watching that guy from Anchor Man knock on people.
>>704641206
Yeah, looks like the dumbfuck proved you wrong....he wouldn't know a kek from a cuck
From one Tinder asshole to another, this is pretty funny. Post more landwhales
