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Dubs tells me what to say because I honestly didn't expect to get this far
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Guys help
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Through my penis. I place a straw down as far as I can and pour coffee in until it reaches the top.

Doesn't take long for my body to absorb the caffeine, thus making my day a better one.

How about yourself?
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>>704631947
That was funny but no dub
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Intravenously I ain't no pussy BITCH wat you got on that?
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>>704632065
Reroll
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>>704631680
from your asshole baby girl
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Send it guys she replied recently move it!
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In a cup
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>>704631680
What a stupid question, how do you drink yours?
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>>704632156
gg
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>>704631680
trump 2016 build the wall
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strong and black, like my nigres
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out of a dirty spics cunt
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>>704632156
hing
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Pussy ass bitches
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straight out of ur mothers cunt u retarded lookin bitch
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>>704632274
Slut
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>>704632274
Me? I didn't do anything last night
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>>704632274
Pretty much this
SUCK A DICK OP
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>>704631680
With my mouth, you stupid fucking cunt. Is that really your best attempt at conversation. Cancer exists because of retards like you.
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>>704632274
THIS
We aren't falling for your shit OP
Saged
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In the same way you drink sperm
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>>704632451
No dude
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>>704631680
Out of an open ass
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With my anus
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>>704632274
I KNEW THAT PIC LOOKED FAMILIAR!
We all know what she looks like. Fat and ugly.
Fuck off OP
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>>704632107
you spelled bby wrong
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I make my 7 year old daughter drink it, then excitedly wait for the time to come.
"Daddy I have to go"
Here I come! I lap up her wee wee eagerly like an excited dog.
"I love you Sophia"
"uh..i uh love you too dad.."
She tends to get uncomfortable but I assure her that it's how everyone drinks their coffee.

That is how I drink my coffee.
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" i think so "
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Black. Just like the dicks I polish.
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>>704632274
you fat bitch
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Work some meme magic for me and get me laid
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Drink double espresso whilst sporting a throbber 3 inch log of wide girth?
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>>704632594
roll
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With you <3
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"Deez nuts xD I got u"
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>>704631680
coffee enema
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say "maybe with you" then ask on coffee date
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I don't drink it, I make it
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>>704632589
roll
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with a pretty girl
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black, just like my dick
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>>704632274
Die
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>>704632594
rololo
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>>704631680
off a dick because im a gay faggot who likes penis
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>>704632274
OMG what an unoriginal fag
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>>704632857
roll
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Yes
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>>704632589
rolllllll for this
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With your mother
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>>704632589
This
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kill niggers all day every day
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With my mouth. How do you drink yours? Maybe want to grab a drink?
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I blow on it. Then I sip it (dice clay)
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>>704632594
this
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white people are the best
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>>704631947
Roll. We need this
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go back to mexico
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>>704632594
rolll
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"I like lapping it put of pussies like a dog"
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>>704632589
rol for daddy
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I funnel it down my rectum.
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Black like the dick I love
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With a woman like you and an agenda for the day
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>>704633076
This
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no1 get dubs, damn
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drink what?
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I'm going to kill you and your whole fucking family, you think this is a joke? I'm headed there right fucking now you stupid slut, I'm going to rape you and your fucking kids stupid cunt I will eat your tiny little beating heart delious
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Yours dubs are weak
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Say this OP: I actually prefer it in the form of a cappuccino.
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>>704631680
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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espresso
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>>704632928
This
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haha, you are so funny
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Fuck do I do it?
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I don't. I bathe in it. I love how my skin absorbs it
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>>704633165
this
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>>704633165
this
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>>704632065
Rolling for this
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>>704632274
edrhfgcb
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>>704631680
at your place
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>>704633155
Winrar?
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>>704633233
Winrar!!!
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>>704631680
i dont like you
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with a katt
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"just give me your number im tryna smash"
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how about this. Forget that dumb question.

I'll coat my dick in mocha and dip it in coffee, so you can have a nice flavor while I face fuck you?
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After a sunset lover's walk m'pony.
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>>704633233
Winrar
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>>704633165
Roll
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>>704631680
I dont drink it, I insufflate it
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>>704633233
WINRAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>704633155
>>704633155
Fuck off
>>704633155
Shit
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OP DELIVER
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>>704633233
Perfect
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>>704633165
Re
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>>704633155
this guy won first LOOOOL
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Bump while waiting OP
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>>704632274
...
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op is a faggot
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>>704633587
Op delivered!
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>>704632274
welp you got your attention for the night, go fuck off back to being molested by your dad :^)
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>>704632274
Mann
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>>704633587
And now?
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I deliver
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>>704631680
With cum
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F
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Watching from Italy

Make me have fun,sluts
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Want to try it? Same tub my house at 7?
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>>704633587
Say you pour it in your ass
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>>704633165
Reroll
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>>704633777
Trips call
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>>704633709

Maybe we should get together and bathe in it. But that means you'll have to bring your own sugar
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>>704633709
And now?
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>>704633777
Trips.
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http://i.4cdn.org/b/1474336159397.gif
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>>704632274
Sigh
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I relate. Ha. So clever. So....whatcha thinkin bout cuteness.
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>>704633777
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>>704633777
Come on OP, don't be a faggot
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>>704633896
C'mon faggot...
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>>704633896
I will suck the skin off ya elbow
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>>704633777

Trips != Dubs
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>>704633709

Don't fuck it up now
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Hahaha u so funny

Show me your clit
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>>704633709

How about you relate with my dick
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>>704633777
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>>704634088
Second winrar
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>>704634088
Noice
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>>704633165
Holy fucking shit dude, did you just typed all of that just for a shitty roll thread? get a life, for real...
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>>704633709
Say, there are 8 planets in our solar system but they'll be 7 after I destroy Uranus.
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>>704634088
Oh shit op
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>>704634129
OP's getting laid tonight boys
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>>704634192
Kek
Roll
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>>704632274
cuck
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>>704634172
Newfag
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>>704634088
>>704633795

Italy guy here

I won something.
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>>704634172

How new are you
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Aaaand OP's conversation is kill due to >>704633777
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>>704634172
Out now

REEEE
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>>704631680
While watching My Little Pony and masturbating to whatever's on the front page of Reddit.
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I hope you relate. With a DNA test. Wincest.
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>>704634192
DO IT FEG
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>>704634172
Kek
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>>704634172
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>>704632274
>the name of the file
kek
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Sorry wrong window lol. Was ordering pizza.
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Ops done for, thats all folks
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>>704634172
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>>704634667
Quick this. roll
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>>704634172
>2016
>being this new
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>>704634172
nice b8
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>>704634172
please be bait
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>>704632274
Can you not?
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>>704634667
Offbyone.jpg
>>704634699
Should Op post this?
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>>704634088
OP deliver dis
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>>704632274
rip hugh mongus 2016
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>>704634667
rooooooooooooooool
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>>704631680
>with my mouth

Tell her this.
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>>704634667
kek
do this
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>>704634667
Roll
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>>704634699
Wasted dubs
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>>704634667
reroll
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>>704631680
Op butter deliver
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Op will surely deliver
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>>704634172
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You bitch
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>>704634864
nice timing, faggot
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>>704634667
roll
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I'm a faggot
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>>704634667
Check em
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finger me steve
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>>704635100
Checked
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>>704635100
Winrar op won't delivar
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>>704633777
Kek
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>>704634667
Trips trumps dubs
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>>704635100
fuck this wasted dubs
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>>704631680
Send her rape porn and say that you will do that to her
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>>704635266
satan dubs confirm
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>>704635255
Dubs don't lie
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It's over op pussed out
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>>704634172
Bahahahha
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>>704634172
>hur hur hur I was baiting all along I'm not really a newfag hur hur you all got le TROLLZORED xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD
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id like to shove my weenie in your pooper
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>>704632274

xddd
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if you like facials as much as you like coffee, you're gonna love me
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Abandon thread op is gone
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I need to cum
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>>704633896
fag
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>>704632274
fuck you
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>>704635840
That's my fetish do you have anymore
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>>704636209
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>>704632274
nop
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>>704632274
Fuck
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