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Tattoo thread!
Put here your ideas
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>>704629559
simply ebic
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>>704629559
has a nignog ever seen your tat and think its about black slavery or some dumb shit?
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>>704630078
I'll tattoo it tomorrow. I hope that does not happen so
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>>704629559
I want that but instead of "A man Chooses A Slave Obeys" I would use "Would you Kindly"
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>>704629559
Christ that shit is gay.
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>>704631395
you're very so much cooler of the OP
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Sissy tattoo
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I'm planning of getting a giant tattoo of that rug on my back.

opinions?
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Another
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>>704631641
gay, get a real corset piercing.
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>>704629559

so oribinal, rly shows off ur oonique pursonaltee, 9/10 i must sai
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I'm thinking of getting a piece of prickly-pear cactus that covers my calf and shin. All in black work, similar to an old chromolithograph illustration. It's hard to find a good example.
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Mine, got it when I was 16. I get compliments all the time surprisingly.
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>>704631570
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Gayfag here

I want to get a tattoo, dunno if anyone would get it.

Lotr nerd. I want the text from the doors of Durin tattooed around my asshole... "speak friend, and enter"
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I don't know if I regret this.
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>>704632120
I'm poorfag. Buy me one
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>>704632586
It's awesome
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>>704632918
thanks :)
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>>704632586
This is crap. But good crap. You done well.
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Tattoo's: Because developing a personality is hard

Tattoo's: Who needs a job anyways?

Tattoo's: How else will people see how unique I am if don't get something permanently adhered to my body that 10,000 other people have as well?

Tattoo's: Because I like this band so much I need everyone to know about it constantly

Tattoo's: "This one means like hope and wisdom bruh..."
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>>704629559
Is this a gay BDSM tattoo?
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>>704632514
good luck finding a willing tattoo artist
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>>704632300
Where's that from?
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>>704633210
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>>704633223

I've seen tattoo's on almost every single body part, i'm sure I can find one willing to get near my asshole.
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>>704633216
No but it might as well be.
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>>704633168
you spelled carp wrong
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>>704633331

>I absolutely refuse to believe some people find tattoo's stupid and the thought I spent 400 dollars on something permenant AND stupid makes me so uncomfortable I'm going to write it off as trolling
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>>704633210
>Tattoo's: Who needs a job anyways?

confirmed old faggot, this hasnt been an issue for close to 8 years
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>>704633416
>not sure if facepalm or bait
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>>704633416
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>>704633476
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>>704629559
are you josh or did 2 people think that was a good idea for a tattoo
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>>704633216
Bioshock tattoo
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>>704633484
FAR longer than that.
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>>704633372
Aspiring artist looking to get into tattooing.
Also gay. Would tattoo your asshole in a heartbeat lmao.
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>>704633476
Yeah but the thing im wondering is why do you think we would care about your opinion.
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>>704633231
Well it's called a Celtic triskellion, namely an Irish thing though lots of other cultures have used it. I saw it in a game, some guy had them tattooed on his knuckles. I thought it was bad ass and got it on my wrist haha.

Hence the "I was 16" part. But at least I don't regret it.
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>>704633630
Oh kek. I played that game and I only recognized what it was when you mentioned that.
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>>704633476
Learn some basic grammar or kill yourself for being a complete fucking retard. Pick whichever option you prefer.
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>>704633644
for a little job sure, but i have full sleeves and work has a team leader in a blue collar job.

For high paying office jobs its only been about a decade you can get away with it.
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>>704633743

I simply posted my "opinion" (opinions supported by facts are not opinions but we'll go with it).

You're the one who chose to reply. Why would you reply if you didnt care? It's almost as if you're a teenage girl posting "i dont even care".

Sure you don't sweety.
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>>704633210
The thoughts of someone who has absolutely no idea what he's talking about. Who are you? A Christian parent in the 90's? You're probably some ugly faggot who keeps seeing his crush tossed around like a whore by the guys with tattoos at your school
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>>704632275
This is my most recent.
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>>704632801
Dope man! Aphex Twin is a madman/
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>>704633476
Permanent* fucking kill yourself
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>>704633977
Another of mine.
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>>704633621
I'm josh but I don't know what's going on here
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>>704633644
Depends where you live, what body parts it's tattooed on and what job you are going for. Where I live professions like teaching are only starting to accept it. Things like full sleeves might still be an issue, not entirely sure.
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>>704633864

>You made a horrible decision that's going to last forever
>YEAH WELL UR TEMPORARY POST WASNT AS TEHCNICALLY ACCURATE AS IT POSSIBLY COULD HAVE BEEN! CHECKMATE

It's time to stop posting.

>>704633964

>at your school

haha, ah yes. I forget this website is full of teenagers.
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>>704633964
>You're probably some
dont strawman dude, its a terrible habit, and make you look retarded in rl.
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>>704633621
It's not me Ryan.
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>>704634044
I thought he was just heavy into the LGBT community.
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>>704633942
Yeah none of those are backed by facts though. Maybe the job one you might have a point.
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I don't see myself getting a tattoo, but if I did I would get the mark of Khorne or the Quake logo.
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>>704634083

You're right, I'm really sorry I mistyped something (not misspelled considering I typed that correctly already) my mistake, you win this little disagreement.

I shouldnt of done something so fucking stupid that's going to last forever. I promise I'll do better in the future.
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I wanna get a tattoo on each side of my chest. two skunks. one is holding a spade. they each have a speech bubble saying "hey you" and the other "who me?" Ones pointing and the other is pointing at himself
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>>704633893
If you say so. I've known men my Grandfathers age that wore full sleeves or complete chest-necklines. The one ran his own lumber company here in the North West. The other was a CFO of some paper business out near the Lakes until he retired.
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>>704634535
Depends where you live
>>704634127
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>>704634721
This gets posted all the time. I'm not a fan.
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I've always liked the dark Lady but I'm not that much of a fag to get a tattoo of her. Thought about one similar to this though.
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>>704633700

Well thank god. Even keep it bleached so shouldnt be a bit deal I'd think. And by bleached I mean like... I use a bleaching cream thing. Way too embarrassed to actually have someone else do it.

An asshole tattoo would help me come out of my shell I think, no?
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>>704634270
EXCELLENT!
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>>704634322
With little to no knowledge of tattoo culture in a world where it's widely accepted by most cultures... you stand your ground. Would almost be admirable if you weren't a faggot
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>>704633621
Josh has a good taste
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>>704635111
I always thought it was a good icebreaker.
> Hi I'm anon and I have a tattooed ass hole.
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>>704634044
oh wtf
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>>704633621
If this isn't Ryan (I checked) the. It must be Austin, so once again, not me. (That other Josh can fuck off)
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>>704634143
"You know what they say about people who assume" -you
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>>704632300
>>704633231
its the symbol for illusion
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>>704629559
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>>704632514
Fucking kek.
Im not a fag, but I would want to see that on someone.
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>>704632801
this. i want to get one of boards of canada
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>>704635209
IMPRESSIVE

Say what you will about Quake Champions, but the voice they got for the announcer sounds great from that single utterance of "excellent".
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>>704635334

I'm way too socially awkward for that. I swear to god one time I used the "How much does a polar bear weigh? .... enough to break the ice" line once.

They pity laughed, I had nothing to say afterwards, I got drunk, went home, masturbated to the thought of them, and rarely saw them afterwards.. That's one of many lowpoints of my life.
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>>704632801
>>704634195

Looks more like the Half-Life lambda. I am thinking of getting one too one day.
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>>704629559
Here's mine.
Cuz I eat pussy and am good at it kek
Supposed to last 6 months. Had it for 8 years.
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>>704633484
Clearly you've never applied for a job with a salary over 50k. I have tattoos but all are covered in formal wear
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>>704635937

That looks like an STD at best, mouth cancer at worst
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>>704629559

Real deep.
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>>704635738
Just keep stepping out of your bubble and practice. Read the room and if all else fails hold a drink and just listen to other people. There is only one person I know that has zero chance at fixing his social skills and he is quite literally autistic - but God knows he still tries and makes everyone uncomfortable.
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>>704630078
>>704630627
this oughtta be fun...
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>>704636289

Christian Weston Chandler?
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>>704635862
It is
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>>704635975
I'm 23, I make 55k/y and I have a large tattoo on my forearm, always work wearing a t-shirt.

Suck my balls
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>>704636289
I too knew this feel. I ditched the fucker as hard as I could.
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>>704636438
Fuck. That made my day.
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>>704629559
Just got mine-
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>>704635975
are you fucking retarded? i make 6 figures with full sleeves on both arms, loads others and a few piercings. we dont live in the 40's anymore bro
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>>704632801
So you're gay? Good for you I guess
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>>704635937
ben?
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>>704636089
agreed looks nasty. only time people will see it are glimpses unless you outright show them. Everyone thinks you have herpes.
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just left fort frolic ;)
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gonna get the type o logo anytime soon
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>>704629559
>>704636837
IT WAS ONLY TWO LINKS!! TWO LINKS!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I got this while in Denmark. It's from Royal Copenhagen pottery; I'm a potter. Ideally, I'll work up from here, adding designs from the pottery of places I visit.

>>704632300
That linework is really good.

>>704632586
i hate this and i love it
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I want to get this as a tattoo Don't know where either over my heart (it's called the well of souls) or on my back
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>>704637957
Get it around your butthole.
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>>704637957
I'd say go for the back. The placement on your chest will look awkward.
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>>704638097
Maybe the gay anon will do it
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I want a full back tattoo of the American Flag.
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>>704637957
it might work dead center to nipples
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>>704629559
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>>704637957
>>704638097
>>704638225
Would fuck
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>>704638319
Do you feel like a walking billboard with tattoos of products? What if you lose interest in that or the franchise goes a direction you don't like? Just curious.
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>>704638319
Ad Victoriam?
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>>704633484
This.. I work for a Class 1 railroad that employs 48k people. Our shop has about 500 employees, probably 3/4 of which are visibly tattooed (I'm still too big of a chicken shit to get one, but I want to be brave enough to get one). Even our superintendent who is around 50 years old and probably makes $300k/yr or more with bonuses has two big dragon tattoos on his forearms.

Tattoos preventing employment is a myth beyond shitty minimum wage retail jobs as long as they're not retard-tier facial tattoos.
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>>704636641
55k per year is weak

especially at 23 faggot
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>>704638669
Most people dont recognize the symbol so i don't feel like im advertising much. If the franchise goes to shit it's not the end of the world, the original trilogy + episode 3 + clone wars are good enough.

>>704638674
No, star wars (jedi order logo)
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>>704635573
> I can fap to this
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>>704638796

25k annually is average salary for someone in early 20's. Just saiyan.

Or are you trying to be one of those "i'm 18 and make 900k a month" types? Nobody is impressed by your lies faggotron.
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>>704629559
boi is that a mother fucking race track rug?
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my dog just died and i want to get something, im a guy

dont want a self portrait of my dog or a paw anywhere on me, those are all on women
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>>704638949
No. Ad Victoriam.
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>>704639059
just saiyan you're full of shit

i make 900k on the toilet faggot, eat shit

>but why would anyone lie on the internet
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>>704638319
one way to show everyone you've never seen a girl naked outside of a computer screen
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>>704639057
Looks like the Ametuer sketch leprechaun from Alabama drawing
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>>704639057
Same. Girl who has it isn't too bad looking either. Obviously a complete slunt and whornt to have it.
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>>704639330
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>>704639285
yeah i prefer to fuck girls with their clothes on.
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>>704638796
Not that guy but that depends entirely on location. $55k/yr is pretty damn good in the midwest. That's about what my dad makes working in IT at a hospital. Average household income (typically two people's salaries) in my state is only about $66k/yr. I'm making $63k/yr base pay without OT.

55k is good-tier in the midwest but shit-tier in coastal states
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>>704639125
ad victoriam brother
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>>704629559
Sam P?
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>>704633977
kinda homo
>>704634094
no homo but you apparently had none idea what you want and choosed something random from the 1st page of the book
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>>704639910
OK
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>>704640140
ew
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>>704633747
Boii from Rome total war used it as the symbol
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Bioshock and Elite dangerous
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you aren't deep and compelling person because you have some tattoos nobody cares about.
Tattoos are ugly as shit and will always be a faggot/tramp stamp.
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>>704640703
OK
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My first and last tatoo. We're all gonna make it Brahs
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>>704629559
have some major 3d damage on my legs with crush injuries that required skin grafts

got opposing opinions from ink dudes whether or not a tat would be stable

I want to take advantage of 3d landscape to lay down epic images, but am not going to bother if the ink won't hold

wat do? leg related
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>>704640856
Listen to the artist. If they don't think the ink will hold, then it probably won't. Scarification may be an option though.
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>>704640817
>words
>shitty unconnected script
just awful
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>>704640817
Get that removed before it's too late
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>>704641106

U Mirin Brah ?
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Heres one I did up to cover a shitty one, hasnt been inked yet
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Sydney
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I have this idea for a tattoo

It's Kakashi from naruto pulling out his giant erect cock out of his pants
Here's the best part, there's a little bit of jizz coming out.
I think I should get it on my upper arm
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>>704640856
>crush injuries
Story? Looks gnarly. I didn't even need skin grafts when I burnt my hand and got a lot of 1st degree and some patches of 2nd
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>inb4 DUDE BOR DUDE, BATMAN LOL
means a lot more than that to me
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>>704629559
The only tattoo Ive ever wanted
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>>704641559
DUDE BOR DUDE, BATMAN LOL
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>>704641532
Sick tats, those burns look super real
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>>704629559
Obviously, BioShock inspired.
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Any cool ideas for stuff like this? Emphasis on the android stuff
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Fuckers
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>>704641827
yeah, dont.
get shit that matters not edgy shit you'll regret in a year
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>>704641559
Doesn't matter what it means to you, you are displaying it publicly. With no context, you look like a stupid batman fag.
Here's an idea, express yourself in ways that don't require you looking like a complete fucking retard to everyone around you
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>>704641827
I want one of these so bad. I am a welder and machinist by trade and fascinated with robotics and the like. Seems to be the only thing that I've continued to want year after year when other ideas faded away.
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>>704637121
No doubt that's true.
It's purely for the novelty of it. Good pickup line tho and it's worked a fair amount.
But it does look like garbage
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>>704640817
FUAAARK Brah
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>>704629559
Siamese twin prostitutes
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>>704641985
You mean like posting on /b/?
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I got this about a week ago.
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>>704629559
>>704631989
>>704635910
>>704636837
>>704637619
3 links. They weren't strait, there were no words. Do it right.
Also
>wrist tattoos of chains
>current year politics happen
>mfw people think you're probably just a white cuck for #blm
>cant get employed because tattoos can't be covered

>>704639125
That's not bad. High arm can at least be covered

>>704640140
>family guy
More cringe than the wrist chains
I'd get a tattoo but nothing impacted me so much that I wanted to mark my skin with it.
>wanted to get a Riven (Myst 2) dagger
>myst 5 comes out and ruins the series

>wanted to get an ink circuit board like mirrors edge
>mirrors edge 2 comes out and ruins the series

>considered getting the 2 headede eagle from the Russian flag
>I'm true slav
>can't really see why I would spend money on it

>considering matching ink with gf
>been with her almost a decade
>can't tell if itd be a good reminder of her or cringy.

Idk man. I think too much to get one.
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>>704633210
>Tattoo's

How do you get it wrong 5 times?
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>>704641985
so im supposed to censor myself around the normies?
nigga you just might be retarded, idgaf what people think about it, it only matters what i think.
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>>704639101
That's the gayest
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One of mine.
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>>704637957
>not centering it on your bellybutton

idiot
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>>704641774
Oh, I thought it was some sort of slightly autistic atheist thing
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>>704642270
Censorship? You retarded? It's not about censorship it's about not looking like a ugly retard for the rest of your life.

If you need to draw on your own skin to express yourself or show you have a personality, then you are already doomed.
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>>704637952

From what I have learned from Farcry 3, as you add onto your tattoo, you'll become a powerful and efficient killer.
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>>704637570
Why?
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>>704642138
Why? For Riotfest?
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>>704642116
Are these two gals your long lost loves? Do you have sex with with conjoined twin prostitutes often? Is that your thing? Is it your lifetime goal to have sex with Siamese twin prostitutes ?
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>>704642138
You shoulda spent more than $1.38 on a tattoo that is gonna last you forever. It looks awful :P
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>>704640856
Scar tissue can be very hard to ink depending on how bad it is. Its not like inking regular skin. Listen to the inlets that day it meant be done, ask why. Anyone who says yes, is probably incapable and it will look like shit.

>former tattoo artist that inked for 7 years.
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>>704642502
>mommy told me tattoos are bad for people
>mommy also told me that tattoos are for jerks cuz dad had one when he left us


i got plenty of personality kid, tattoos dont dictate your life.
apparently you're too weak to know anything about not letting something run yours
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>>704631395
You may thank the gays for all metrosexual fads, like brunch and shaving pubic hair.
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>>704635573
I can't tell where this is on their body
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>>704641486
yep go for it
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Wanna get this done eventually. Not really a mega fan of the generic anchors and pin up stuff, but figure this is pretty unique and different from the standard stuff.
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>>704642618
Nah. That was coincidental timing.
>>704642672
Explain what you think looks bad.
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Y'all need to get some watercolor tattoos up in this shit. Those are the best.
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>>704640140
Dick ink should only ever be "inflate to 50psi"
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>>704639285
If anyone recognizes the tattoo they probably haven't seen a girl either so its pretty incognito
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>>704640686
You're a faggot for not being original
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>>704642887
do you actually care about futurama that much?
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>>704642898
>>704642996
>>704643076
Eh, watercolor just isn't for me. They can look nice, but I don't want a piece in the style.
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>>704642672
Someone doesn't know much about brand new ink.
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>>704633977
Dragon with a clit for a nose in a suit?
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Last watercolor tatt from me because im too lazy to go hunting for more pictures.
>watercolor tattoos are the best tatts
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>>704643295
Yep
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>>704643041
Solid 7 seasons, all good, unlike its retarded brother The Simpsons which continues to embarrass us all. Also I like the take on the generic pinup anchor crap you usually see.
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>>704643141
is that yours or are you just posting everything you see?
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>>704641106
^this

>>704641559
Again....Kys faggot. Unoriginal.

>>704641774
Gay religious shit

>>704641827
Not bad. I'd get it inked. Artist did a pretty good job...judging by pic....which could be misleading.
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i plan on getting this one on my shoulder
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Liptattoofag here,
If I can offer any advice, I like all of mine but I am going back and getting alot touched up or redone by this really talented girl near me.
I have certainly learned that 1 really good one is alot better than a few mediocre ones.
>that's common sense
Yeah yeah I'm just saying.
There are alot of well done ones In this thread and artists these days are very talented. Just be careful.
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>>704643232
I feel ya my man. Theyre soft and rad and all, but i wouldnt do all my tatts in the style.
Thinking about getting a sleeve done in the style or maybe a thigh or back piece. But thats it aside from occasional smaller tatts
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>>704643395
well, thats like your opinion
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>>704629559
edgelord/10
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>>704641532
long story short, crushed between two vehicles when semi jackknifed. caught me right between crotch and knees. dragged underneath car further up the block, trapped face down, straddling tire of car, one leg folded in half the usual length due to compound fracture femur origami. broke jaw, nose when face went through car window, briefly stunned but never lost consciousness. called in my own 911, dispatcher thought it was a joke until the call center lit up with a dozen other calls. first week in hospital, I was stuck in post-op, not even stable enough for ICU because of fat embolisms and compartmental syndrome. was even prepped for amputation once, but my dad said fuck no because he used to be combat medic and didn't think necessary.

fucked by political judge in pocket of oil company who owned semi - still owe hospital bills years later, plus my attorney died while under bar investigation for sandbagging cases for bribes.

also, my mom died last week

so, how's your day been?
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>>704636837
Whats with all these "chains"? All the links are the same size yet those are connected by a small ring?
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>>704643440
Nah mate, wish it was. Dont feel like sharing my tatts in my dark ass room, but i DO plan on getting some watercolor ones.
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>>704643457
>unoriginal
so what would you consider original faggot?
judging by you liking that circuitry shit i'd say you're actually retarded
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being bred right now too
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>>704642116
Should be joined at the vag....would convey the message better.

>>704642138
And it looks like shit

>>704642307
Nose is fucked up

>>704643232
Same....just random colored shit, randomly placed like it "splattered". Gay af imo
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>>704640140
You're a waste of human skin
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>>704643668
>somebody with epic batman tat calling others retarded
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>>704641532
mmmmh is that apple juice
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>>704641532
The Fappening is afoot
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>>704643854
>somebody with shit taste judging others
did mommy ever tell you no one cares?
thanks for calling it epic ;)
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>>704642730
thanks. pretty much my mindset. would rather go without, than have bad ink. less is more.
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>>704643854
Exactly. There's no detail, color, shading, and the line work is shit (look closely).
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>>704633231
naruto
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>>704642036
Nice "muscle". You just get done bench pressing a Big Mac?
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I have a scar on my shoulder the exact shape of a crescent moon (caused by the fact I do weird shit when I am asleep).

Should I get it tattooed? Can you even get scars tattooed?
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Pretty neat
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>>704643854
>>704644201
samefagging this hard
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these kind of threats always end the same way: every tattoo is shit one way or another.
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>>704644291
Yes but the healed final product will vary.
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>>704642116
Tattooed by siamese twin artists who shared one arm and had parkinsons.
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it's awesome that you idiots mark yourselves so i know who to stay the fuck away from.
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>>704644409
it always has the same people in it
>those who get tattoos
>those who complain about them
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>>704629559
Thinking about getting a tattoo of Moot
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>>704642138
How original...
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>>704644457
ohh isn't it cute, the little anon is trying to justify why he doesn't have friends
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>>704644457
Is there a reason you feel that way?
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>>704642138
Cool Epic Skull Dude tattoo
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>>704643076
Just looks like someone chucked a paint can or two at her
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Test
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>>704644146
Find a GOOD inked with years (at least 10) of experience. Ask to see previous work, especially if they have done scar ink. Ask what they think. Thick, heavy, scarring can be a real bitch and have to keep in mind it might not go well. Listen to what your heart tells you as well.

Hell, I've got quite a few scars. Nothing big surface area wise, but I'd never get them inked. Its part of who you are and tells a story about you already. Why try and rewrite that story?
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>>704644588
>inb4 hurr durr degenerates
>inb4 cuz i dont have one so no one should
>inb4 daddy had tattoos and he beat me
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>>704644469
and those who don't like x tattoo for y reason. doesnt matter what it is or how it looks. that's why I don't participate.
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>>704644362
>hurr durr.....you sure newfriend?
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>>704644297
"lay a lot of pipe"

meaning you and your bro are into anal sex with other men?
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>>704644482
>would get inked/10
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>>704644803
>hurr durr vpn
most likely not but it's fun to make you mad
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>>704644727
Seriously...
If it's a personal preference I get that but all tattooed ppl are bad?
That's kinda.....closed minded. Js. Each to their own though.
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Is this a cringe thread? all of these are so fucking bad
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>>704644689
*inker
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>>704632113
Impressive
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>>704644957
he probably was told by his parents "tattoos r bad and people who get them r bad"
oh well, i dont have to justify shit to some faggot on the internet that ill never meet
or at least i hope to god i dont
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>>704637952
my big brother and i are both potters. he has been talking about getting small silhouettes of his signature forms in a grid on his chest or upper arm, adding more over time. i always thought it was a cool idea.
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>>704644939
>implying you made me mad
Zozzle....try harder faggot. Like your gay barman ink, you failed once again.
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>>704638319
dude I love angry birds star wars edition
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>>704645247
oh gosh darnit, well better go tell my mom to spank em since i didnt win this internet battle
foiled once again!
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>>704642036
fatcep
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Not the best artist, but drew these up.
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check out my sick boner cross tattoo
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>>704645392
Yup....no tendies for you tonight young man.
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>>704645509
Samefag.
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>>704629559
Yo i have the same tat. Except without the text.
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>>704645182
Right,
I totally get disliking them. Half my upper body is covered and I still see ones that make me cringe. But the ones I have that ppl dislike I got for me. So I don't really mind if someone else doesn't like it.
Now if it just looks bad that's different. Like poorly done. But still.
There are some clean skins that are terrible people and tattooed people that are awesome. And vice versa.
Guess we still judge people by what they look like still like in middle school.
>hurr durr you're on 4chin faggot.
I'm aware. And there are smart people here too. Just making a point
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>>704642898
good thing they pixellated the top one inch of her buttcrack. my mom probably would have made me turn the computer off if she saw me looking at that.
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>>704645659
Last one.
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>>704645601
Kys

>>704645664
Kinda generic, but not bad. Lines are decent, but not 10/10
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>>704644230
He could be bulking you idiot.
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>>704645854
cool, can you design me a Moot tattoo?

something like pic related
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>>704645020
I was waiting to disagree, then I scrolled through the thread and you're totally right.

I'm kind of hoping it's just contained to this thread alone, and all of you assholes don't just have shitty taste
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>>704640817
Zainz?
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>>704632801
>>704632586
>>704631641
>>704633977
>>704634094
>>704634721

you're right, you'll never regret that in 20 years.
>black ink will never run or fade
>all that shading will be preserved trust me
It's like you walked into a tattoo parlor and told the artist, "give me a black blob I'll have to describe to everyone I met for the rest of my life".
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>>704642814
It's on their arm, but it's two pictures taken from two angles and editted to one picture
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>>704640817
let me guess... you're training for MMA
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>>704645996
>i pretend to know what good art is on skin, and incredibly hard surface to draw on
remind me what level of autism you have?
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>>704636837
unless you're black, this tattoo is only mildly offensive for the rest of your life. well done, tryhard retard. so intellectual.
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>>704645992
I will...but only if you incorpate Snacks into it as well.
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Getting this tomorrow
Opinions?
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>>704632300
My girlfriend has this tattoo.
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>>704645996
What would you consider good?
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>>704640140
yeah but why though
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>>704646123
don't black lines expand by like 3mm each year or something? idk I remember overhearing a tattooist say that to some asshole who wanted a finger tattoo whilst I was waiting.
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>>704629559
That shit is gayer then 9 guys blowing 10 guys. Have fun working that barista job for the rest of your life.
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>>704646249
sure... but can you put foreskin on moot? I don't want some sub-human cut fag tattooed on my body forever
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>>704646123
>be this anon
>get tattoos that people don't have to ask about because they're so generic everyone knows
or, or, or.
>get tattoo
>someone asks what it is
>don't have crippling social autism and speak to them
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>>704646123
Must be lonely in the tower of bitter loneliness. Being smarter then everyone, being afraid to take a risk.
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>>704642116
if this weren't sailor jerry style, it'd be fucking retarded. skated by on a technicality.
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>>704644689
shit pic, doesn't really do justice with areas of thick scar tissue and really really thin parts

but yeah, I'm basically seeing a consensus of "nope", the area is too fragile and not stable enough
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>>704629559
R8 my tattoo
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>>704646410
Only if I can make Moot look like a 10yo boy with Snacks chewing on the foreskin.
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>>704646379
if he was an asshole, the artist probably wanted to get rid of him
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>>704646560
when your body is floating in deep space
it will be useful
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>>704638732
I seriously doubt your salaries are spot on but trying making 300K in a non-shop environment and you will find that you can't.
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>>704642898
they're a fad, just like geometric designs and arrows. it looks splotchy immediately, it'll look like your grandmothers period in 20 years.
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>>704646208
about the same as you, maybe.
i guess you're right to some degree.
did you see anything you thought was good? maybe I overlooked it.
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>>704629559
>>704631989
>>704636837
honestly wish so many people didnt get this tattoo cause this is my favorite game series

>>704637562
yo I just finished hephaestus..achievement whoring like a mofo
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>>704646707
Ayyy lmao didn't think people would get it
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A tattoo that says "scoobert doobert"

10/10 idea huh?
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>>704646489
Again, get another opinion from a veteran inker. I say dont, as I said it's part of you and tells a story. Without seeing it irl, I can't really give a well formed opinion. But a good hunch.
Good luck anon!
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>>704646744
not good to me
key word me
i dont judge people based on their tattoos, shit could mean something deeper than what i know, that's how it is for the one i have.
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>>704646217
Whats ur fave movie anon?
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>>704646945
inker, you say?
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>>704646958
>>704646958
well yeah, shit, who's judging
we're on the same page hombre
maybe I just worded it wrong first time around
it's all subjective
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>>704647034
Chef
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>>704647034
Avatar, but I'm really insecure about my masculinity and my place in the world, so I got a tattoo of a movie that makes me feel tougher and makes me feel like a rebel
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>>704647034
shrek 2
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>>704646455
Yeah, enjoy repeating the same bullshit justification to everyone you meet for the rest of your life. At best, you'll get looks of "oh wow, thats interesting" while they sit there calling you a dumbshit for getting something as trivial as that inked into your skin permanently. Your best case scenario sounds like "it just really spoke to me as a person, maaann", just stretched out to a paragraph or so.
>video games
>bands
>concept art
These are all fucking retarded, there is no justification strong enough to counteract how stupid it'd be to get these on your skin forever. It'll always sound like bullshit.
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>>704646255
>>704646255
I have the alchemy symbol for earth which is an upside down triangle with a staff through it. I think if you incorporated that into like maybe the trees roots that would be pretty sick.
Just an idea
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>>704646866
it'd be pretty cool if you got a sexy anime Velma right next to it
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>>704647241
for instance, my dark knight bat symbol means integrity, never giving into corruption, and i just really, really like batman
normies can assume im just "dude bro batman amiright?" and they can go ahead and think that, but i know what it means and that's all that matter
then you got these faggots who need to make sure their opinions are right
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>>704644362
You know youre aloud of post more than once... its only sad when you back youself up.
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>>704646560
holy shit is that the gold record?
what a dope idea
10/10
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>>704646379
They do. It's also why a lot of artists will flat out tell you "no" if the design is too small yet you still want it black and white. The good ones, at least. The design will look nothing like that a few years down the line. It'll all blend together. I had 4 different artists tell me that when I got my first tattoo, until one of them sat me down and explained to me why the design wouldn't work long term.
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>>704647540
Thanks man! Had it for a year now, fucking love sagan
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>>704647300
so we need to care about what others think?
isn't that like the exact opposite of what 4chan's consensus says?
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>>704647504
I just threw up in my mouth a little...
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>>704647504
right, but no one is gonna look at that and try and look beyond the batman, if you will

I bet you 95% of the population will see it and just be like "dude, batman, right?"
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>>704647504
good god you're a faggot
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>>704647691
>we need to care about what others think?
said every single teenager with a tattoo

Yes, eventually you will be FORCED to care about what other people think. Because you'll have to get hired for a job eventually, to pay silly little things like rent, bills, debts, etc. If you get a stupid tattoo, you'll have to explain to your boss and your coworkers why you thought it was necessary to always have that concept with you.

And ITT its majoras mask, batman, and shit tier bands. Enjoy explaining that to your kids too. Assuming you ever have any.

tl;dr yes, you will care about what others think because its impossible not to in the adult world.
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>>704647736
stay sick faggot
>>704647836
and? am i supposed to care? am i supposed to tell everyone "HEY I BROWSE 4CHAN LOOK HOW DIFFERENT I AM!!!"
im not alive to change people's minds, im alive for myself
these niggers on here seem to have this idea us who have tattoos need to have some profound message scribed on ourselves
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