Rekt thread post your fucked up shit!!!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Rekt thread post your fucked up shit!!!
>>704628044
this looks fake
>>704628394
I dunno but it still makes my balls hurt by watching
>>704628044
Oh no, he put his dick up against the edge of a table and then smashed some grapes in front of it.
So rektd epic
im just gonna dump what i have without checking what it is
>>704628682
That's not nice. Not at all.
>>704628529
Im fapping to it right now, fake as fuck
>>704628044
http://www.pornhub.com/playlist/29098831
I wanna see something so fucked up I'll cringe
>>704630570
Look in the mirror [spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
>>704629941
I mean...what kind of shit luck do you have to have to allow that shit to be a thing in the universe.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!
>>704630033
Can someone explain? Did she step on an invisible dick?
>>704630658
Fuk
>>704630196
Damn.. I've busted so many nuts (lol puns) to this vid. Kinda sad to find out it isn't real.
>>704630658
>>704630051
best video of paris truck attack I've seen so far
>>704631212
anyone else hoping the fan would turn on and the guy spin around.
>>704631699
FUCK
FUCK!!!!!
>>704630658
>>704631871
Well, at least it helped balance it out a bit.
>>704631871
NICE!!!!
>>704631871
I may be gay, but even I liked it
>>704631818
What happened
>>704631871
Fuck this thread
fck this is very very painfull
>>704630658
What's up chrischan
>>704630051
I bet used the meat and sold them
>>704628682
lolniggers
>>704631871
The cancer is back
>>704630051
Love how the sheep dog's like "OH SHIT" at the end
>>704631871
NICE!!!!!
>>704631871
Eh, I've seen better.
Still better than half this retarded thread.
>>704631871
Mmmmm.
Isn't that Jessica Anderson???
Anyone got a link to her profile???
>>704632233
>>704632606
>Gay Retards
I bet you would have liked it if it were a man
>>704631871
cunt
>>704631871
i knew i t
>>704631871
fuk
>>704631871
das good
>>704632258
that filename lol
>>704631739
Yea...
>>704631871
fuck you.
>>704631871
Just in case
>>704631100
Story?
>>704634308
bitch ate his burger
>>704633164
THANKS MISTER DARWIN!
>>704634414
lol wasn't expecting the happy ending
>>704634308
I'm pretty sure the dog attacked the guy's daughter and damaged her badly.
Just try to tell me that whites aren't the superior race.
>>704633932
>>704634706
>so much tan he looks black
>>704634706
Tell me whites tanning to the point of Brazilianess to escape their natural skin tone isnt akin to ethnic self shame
>>704631212
fake :/
>>704631095
it's slanted and she's ridiculously uncoordinated. the makes for a bumpy ride.
More fucked up shit please
>>704634966
He doesn't officially become black until he steals something.
>>704628044
>>704632258
Niggers.
>>704631871
nigger
>>704628044
>>704628044
>>704632350
Niggers.
haha MORE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>704630658
blowfly girl
>>704631871
pene
>>704628044
>>704628044
>>704634414
i think the first cat ran down with blanks. no way he shot towards friendlys like that. maybe i misunderstand how they do things wherever the fuck that's at.
>>704632258
I saw the sign, it opened up my cranium, i saw the sign.
>>704635271
newfag spotted
>>704631871
fine then
>>704635741
>checks to see if car is damaged
>>704636179
First aid mistake number one, immediate removal of the victim is a no-no. Way to break seven more bones you didn't know he had.
>>704636423
proached?
>>704636669
trips get
>>704630626
[spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
>>704630982
shudnt oughht dun that. hes jerst a litta feller.
>>704636902
not true trips.
>>704634401
What kind of bird is this?
>>704631871
>>704630570
>>704631899
Kneivel/10
>>704637387
It's a dog, you fucking retard.
>>704631871
Fuck you
>>704632465
MOAR!
Is there a bollywood realism thread? if not, we need it.
>>704635086
>escape their natural skin tone
If you're white, and you're outside: you tan. It happens.
>>704637214
Why the hell are they not waiting for an ambulance? They probably made it worse.
>>704631871
Cannot break supreme cat of immunity
>>704637529
Worst webm i've ever seen on 4chan, good job
>>704631899
kek
>>704635086
Exactly. South Americans are the true master race. Mexicans and niggers can die off.
>>704635479
THERE'S AN EMERGENCY STOP BUTTON YOU GOOKS
>>704637711
Actually, fuck you for being a faggot and actually replying.
Is anyone on /b/ actually 18 +?
>>704630982
Can someone make a gif out of this?
>>704631212
Where do i buy a fan like that, that fixture is load rated.
>>704631871
oh hey i made that
>>704635783
Other guy's like "fuuuuck this"
>>704636124
Holy shit, that kid is the terminator
>>704637266
fapping to shoe smell? wtf
>>704638309
Soup maybe?
>>704638455
Fucking retarded foot fag
>>704628964
What the actual living fuck.
>>704630899
>>704632078
Well that's what happens when you're stupid, ya idjit...
>>704631871
Fuck
>>704634706
That model must be gay though. Any straight man would get a boner to a reaction like that
>>704631871
fuck you
>>704636379
I'm sorry but kek
>>704636372
This one all ways kills me
>>704630658
What the actual fuck!
>>704637214
Wtf. Never saw that one. Im scared for life
>>704631871
nigger
>be me
>newfag to 4chan
>see /b/ thread about fucked up shit
>how bad can it be.png
>will to live drops to 0
>grades fall in school
>never get sleep
>suicidal thoughts
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>704630658
>>704631871
:-/
>>704635741
Dad's fault. Shouldn't have been j-walking and should have stopped when he saw the car. Not tried to outrun it.
>>704639495
Whats the sauce of this video?
>>704639622
That would be a gif fag
>>704638940
No, you'd probably be kinda nervous. I could probably keep it down.
>>704638255
Fuck you.
>>704638916
>filename
kek
>>704630051
Always wondered what the shepherd hand thought to himself after he recovered from the shock.
>>704639498
newfag spotted
>>704639744
It is from a porn video fag
>>704639790
And there's the answer. Fuck off, you underage cunt.
Also, if you do reply to this post, your immediate family will die in a car crash.
>>704631871
fuck you
>>704631871
Fuck you>>704631871
>>704639772
Yeah, cos you're a fag
>>704638604
so much better with sound.
>>704630899
>when you see someone getting killed unironically and irl and you still manage to laugh about it
fuck
>>704631871
Fuck you
>>704631871
>File: ClearcutInfatuatedAnemone.webm (452 KB, 1280x720)
fuck u
>>704636902
>Found the newfag
>>704641321
edgy
>>704638595
Shut the fuck yo you meme spouting nigger
>>704630658
Oooh shit when the camera focuses.
>>704628682
>>704631899
>>704635086
The fake spray tan shows off the muscle tone better.
>>704637214
Jesus get a better fucking knife
>>704630658
>>704639622
>>704628044
NOW THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP TACO SHIT RIGHT HERE.
>>704635477
Oh why am I not surprised.
>>704642761
WTF?
>>704641215
"Dude, what the heck?!"
>>704631871
twice in the same fucking thread.
>>704631100
4CHAN Global Rules
You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
ALSO
https://www.congress.gov/bill/111th-congress/house-bill/5566
Defines "animal crush video" as any photograph, motion picture, film, video or digital recording, or electronic image that: (1) depicts actual conduct in which one or more living non-human mammals, birds, reptiles, or amphibians is intentionally crushed, burned, drowned, suffocated, impaled, or otherwise subjected to serious bodily injury; and (2) is obscene.
Extends the applicability of this Act to a person selling, marketing, advertising, exchanging, distributing, or creating animal crush videos outside the United States if: (1) such person intends or has reason to know that the animal crush video will be transported into the United States or its territories or possessions; or (2) the video is so transported. Imposes a fine and/or prison term of up to seven years for violations of this Act.
>>704631613
>>704631871
niggers
>>704639479
Leave while you can.
>>704635952
Ok, this has always bothered me about this one
>why does anon have his pants down past his ass to piss?
>are we in kindergarten again?
>>704630658
A pussy is a pussy
>>704639684
When event horizon hits you hard
>>704644048
what the fuck?
>>704635477
>>704638940
you've never had that happen to you so how would you know
>>704636423
That file name
>>704631871
Reply
>>704644048
Twat? You cunt be serious.
>>704638029
"Naw the ambulance don't need to hurry, I clotted real good."
wet from all these painful lookin' pics tbh
>>704631212
story?
>>704637307
>>704630483
poor fucking horse
>>704631871
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>704631871
Fucking faggit
>>704646200
You're the bigger faggot for replying.
>>704643300
Sparta get
>>704631212
Damn, that a high quality fan.
>>704643300
I know you're trolling, but that's about as humane a death as you can give an animal. The dog was dying of a terrible cancer and the owner felt bad for it, and living in a pueblo, there were no vets nearby.
>>704631899
>>704646725
and the moment you video it and post it online, it's illegal.
k
>>704632618
Damn. Just like Battlefield.
>>704631899
AHAHHAAAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
>>704643300
The Animal Crush Video Prohibition Act is about torturing animals, not killing them.
>>704628964
You mean he's just ok after that
>>704631871
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>704639684
what it feels to eat 5 gum
>>704647225
>The Animal Crush Video Prohibition Act is about torturing animals, not killing them.
i'd hope one day you get the chance to argue that in front of a federal judge, and see how far that argument gets you. but for the time being, if you have legal precedent cases to support your anonymous claim, i'd suggest you reply with them.
>>704639566
fucking dumbass fucking bitch probably killed his kids because he thinks he can outrun a fucking car with a stroller, call me fucking triggered holy shit.
>>704631871
fuck you :(
>>704636079
ahahaha
>>704631871
fuck off inbred
>>704633749
fucking chinks
>>704647049
report for being a massive foggot
>>704630658
>>704631871
Lol
>>704631871
ugh.
>>704648364
yeah if only /b/ did something about that
>>704634179
you are fucking retarded
>>704637639
this is considered old???
>>704631871
>>704647049
The video has to be obscene.
That wasn't obscene as there is no real gore.
Also, if you actual know how to read, all those things have to be going on, not just the distribution.
You need to make it and sell it, for the law to applicable to you.
Also,
>(2) Distribution of animal crush videos.--It shall be
unlawful for any person to knowingly sell, market, advertise,
exchange, or distribute an animal crush video in, or using a
means or facility of, interstate or foreign commerce.
>commerce
>>704630658
Don't feel like stroking the meat tonight, someone fix that.
>>704630658
>>704636669
Checked. Satan has be summoned to this thread.
>>704631899
All this is from is the tv show hawaii 5-0
>>704642761
that dude look like an old brendon urie
>>704631871
My butt is itchy
>>704639479
Its very strange /b/ro. Actually helps my grades. Like a stress reliever. Its a guilty pleasure
>>704636423
Immediately lost it when the watermark slowly descended
>>704629941
Lmao fucking slav
>>704631871
uhg
>>704636124
Wtf that kid got up like nothing happened
>>704637387
Looks like this a Muskox
>>704648466
Kek
>>704640293
>>704631871
tittymongiam
>>704648943
I'm pretty sure you don't really know what it means when a place facilitates commerce. Congress has already determined that the entire internet is a facility of commerce. 4chan, being on the internet ... well ... welcome to reality.
I'm sorry something is illegal that you find silly to be illegal, but that sort of thing happens. Look at marijuana. Dumbest thing in the world to be illegal, but it is.
You don't get to just change definitions and make up your own loopholes in order to skirt the law. All you can do is try to get the law changed.
>>704648943
also, as i do know how to read, and know the basis of laws such as these, not all of those things have to be going on. again, i'd hope one day you get the chance to argue that in front of a federal judge.
>>>/b/commerce
4chan is a commercial entity.
>>704631871
lmao
>>704636476
Little kid thought he was so fucking cool wearing those sunglasses.
Eat shit, nerd.
>>704644863
Spoken like a true faggot
>>704638437
Kids are limber as fuck, my son got ran over by a golf cart recently. It looked like he was dead or seriously broken for sure, I ran up and flipped that golf cart off him and he cried for a minute but was fine. Scariest shit I've ever seen and worst feels I've ever felt, but he was good.
>>704631871
autistic
>>704637146
"But it's tradition!"
>>704637146
>>704638604
is that paintball now, I can't tell
