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Virgin thread

1. Age
2. Why do you think it is you haven't lost it?
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20
Probably because chubby and ugly
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cant disclose
because im fucking awkward as hell
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>>704593367
>22
>dont really care; havent gone out of my way to lose it
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>>704593842
>dont care
lmao deluded
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21

Too scared to ask a girl out
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>>704593959
just get them drunk and fuck em it´s easy
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1. 31
2. Emotionally damaged, avoidant personality disorder. I can't even begin to imagine hooking up with a girl. It's not even a distant dream anymore, I've let go of that part of life completely
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>>704594111
trips dont lie
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19
I have lost it
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19
Pussied out last moment, insecure with my cock
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18
The one girlfriend I had was crazy so I declined sex with her so she wouldn't play the rape card in the future.
>Still scared of sex
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>>704593549
this. also i can't maintain a conversation, let alone start one. also eye contact is impossible for me.
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19
i've had 3 chances. 3 times i was in a bedroom with a girl and could have lost it. the last time was just 5 days ago. Honestly, i don't know why. i think i was just scared or didn't want to. maybe im just a faggot.
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>>704594422
>i have lost it
please dont lie faggot we are all the same here
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1, 23

2. It seems easier and cheaper to just fap
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18
almost did till friend told me she will pull the rape card if i ever decide to leave her
>girls are fucked
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>>704593367

>33
>i'm autistic and think the idea of that amount of physical contact is kind of gross
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>>704594679
same, fuck that false rape charge shit
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>>704594734
>autistic
top kek
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18
I always feel anxious taking the extra step with a girl to actually ask her out. I get hit on semi-frequently but I'm always anxious about asking them out. I've been going to the gym for a few months so pretty soon I'm just gonna nut up and ask someone.
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>>704593549
Hey man, I'm 21, ugly and chubby, and I've fucked like 7 or 8 girls. Don't lose hope anon.
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20
Skinny as fuck,too scared to ask,fear to cum in 10 sec,etc...
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>>704594881
>I'm gonna nut up
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>>704594797
it is what it is
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>>704594995
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>>704594543
KEK
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>21
>i did have sex, but I just couldn't cum. Half an our in she begged me to stop because she felt like she was about to faint
What the fuck is wrong with me /b/, I spend a full hour or even more to fap till I cum, and my balls are swollen and they hurt like shit once I did.
>8.4 inch cock
>I think I'm either autistic or just infertile
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>>704595016
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17
never tried.
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>>704595295
>8.4 inch cock
>.4
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>>704594111
>>704594276
trips def dont lie
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>>704595295
>8.4 inch cock
there is no point in lying nigger
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>>704595376
Underage b&
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>>704595398
true true
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do girls even want to fuck
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16
Gay and closeted
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>>704593367
Aspie, not really goodlooking, used to have terrible self-esteem (decent now), no normal body language

Age 18.
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>>704594881
>I'm gonna nut up
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>>704595488
Underage b&
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>>704595443
>>704595565
samefag
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>>704595488
MODS!
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19
Because of the image I've established.
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>>704595345
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>>704595670
No u
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>>704595420
>>704595395
>8.3, mistyped
>I want to be a tryhard amerifat
>inb4 more retards say I lied
>inb4 eurofag and not pleased with it
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>>704593367
20 about to turn 21
Think it's because I'm chubby and I don't socialize.
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18

can't even fucking talk to a girl
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>>704595680
anime fag
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>>704595804
>mistyped
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>>704595904
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20, Im not even fat or anything. Im just literally never in situations where I even see women.
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13

I already get too much pussy lol I cant handle anymore lol
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>>704596238
Stop
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>>704595999
Trying my hardest to get my dick up, will post pic afterwards.
You better rate it niggers
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24
I could have lost in multiple times.. and i seriously mean it. Like.. lying in bed, naked trying to fuck them.. and my dick won't work. Too anxious or something. Can't smash em like a floppy. Finally gave up, sick of being embarrassed.
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>>704593367
19
im a psychopath

help me
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>>704596402
You're on your own.
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Stopped caring after awhile and just gave up. Same with friends.
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>>704593367
19
Self-deprecation.
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>>704596335
i hope with a timestamp
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Without being a cringey fuck, How am I supposed to actually meet women when Im not in education?
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18
I dont know why, I just think that sex is something I wont ever experience.
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>>704594898
I know this guy, he's like 32 and a chubby guy, but he's pretty much drowning in pussy. Looks? Hopeless, but he has charm and that gets a girl's juices flowing harder than a leaking dam.
I mean, how do you think Geoffrey Arend scored a woman like Christina Hendricks? By smiling like a doped mule? Nope, he's funny and witty. Learn that and you've got yourself girls right and left.
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>>704596694
>not in education
What are you a mighty morphing pedo?
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>>704596561
why do you want to see his dick you faggot
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>>704594240
I gave up ages ago. Eventually you stop caring.
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18

I think I'm decently attractive but I'm afraid of actually making the step to ask a girl out. Tried to get around it by using Tinder and got a good amount of hot matches but I can't bring myself to do anything more than just talk. I think I'm a gigantic pussy /b/
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19
My ex destroyed me, been with her 3 years, And Nothing apart from oral play, apart from that theres something wrong with me i want to have only 1 girl till rest of the life still, nie wsadzam chuja w byle jaką proce.
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>26
>had a few opportunities here and there but never went through with it

I've done other stuff, eaten girls out multiple times, got hand jobs and one blow job once. For some reason the idea of actually going through with fucking them is just too much to handle.
Honestly don't know what's wrong with me because i regret not doing it afterwards, every time.
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>>704596857
he wont post it you retard
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>>704597162
are u scared to see it?
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>>704597162
you don't say
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>>704593367
23
Looks like an ugly fat Mexican
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>19
>autism
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24

Just haven't found the right guy yet :3
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>>704597337
no
>>704597447
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>>704597656
tits or gtfo bitch
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>>704597774
i second that
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>>704597656
>Just haven't found the right guy yet :3

man the harpoons
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>>704597656
either that or you're ugly
dont lie to us
ive never met a single really cute girl who'd be above 21/22 and lost her virginity already to some bozo she met at a bar
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If y'all don't want the rape card pulled on you record the sound of you guys having sex, not vid, and ask her if she is OK with this b4 y'all fuck
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>>704597774
Yo, that only applies to OP. Gtfo newfag
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>>704597870
top kek
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>>704597913
op here
not a girl
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>>704597913
this is /b/ there are no rules foh.
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>>704593803
>too awkward to post anonymously

So in real life you're mute?
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>>704597913
no it dosen't you autist
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daily reminder that if your under 20 years old you're retarded
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17
Haven't tried
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>>704598061
yeah basically
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>>704597913
newfaggots pls noose yourselves
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>>704594520
You sure that those things happened? It could have actually been nothing.
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>>704596805
Charisma is not something that you can learn. Not to the extent of going from full sperg to party guy.
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18, not my time yet.
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>>704598146
Goodbye anon, nice knowing you.
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>>704593367
28
lived in hospital for all of highschool.
Fewer and few people came.Neighboor and i were friends since birth,i was really attracted too her,but never got the chance since middle school it was "taboo" for both our parents.She came every day i was allowed visitors,after about a year, she stopped comming that summer. Fast foreward 5 years, i was really out of touch,the only people that knew i existed was my day and night nurses,and my 3 docs.
Parents pushed too hard on "becoming an adult".I could never hold a job for more then 3 months. School really wasnt an option,they spent all my mutual fund on the hospital bills.

Just never got around to it
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>>704593367(OP )

>be me, faggit virgin,
>few days before 16th birthday
>get opportunity to lose virginity
>nice girl, 8.5/10
>asks me to come camping, sex implied
>I'm like yeahboi.PNG
>date gets moved to next day
>mfw when I promised my squad I'd rek nubs on BF4 with them that day
>mfw I realised I wasn't gonna lose it

Topkek/10.2K16
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I was a virgin until 30... then I joined a dating site, contacted every realistically attainable girl I liked the profile of, got them to meet me for coffee as quickly as possible (chatting is a waste.of.time. Period!), and I met the woman who is now my wife, and we are very happy and a great match.

I recommend this to anybody. Just be open, make yourself presentable, friendly and smile, and you will find some girl.

But you should have a direction in life. I think many girls look for a man who is on a path of his own, likes where he is headed, and wants to join on that path.

If you have any kind of career, are in any kind of proper education, and do what I wrote above, you have very good chances, I really think so.
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>>704598745
Same guy, NB: DATING site, not fuckfriend site. Not Tinder. A site where real people look for other real people.
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>>704593367
28

Because I have Avoidant Personality Disorder, sever depression, and terrible self esteem.

Basically every girl that's been into me I've been too afraid to go out with due to trust issues and a paralyzing fear of rejection. I'm not bad looking, just incapable of actually forming a relationship.
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>>704596994
Wut
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>>704598745
Every website that has a personality test, they say im part of the 2% of people who they just cant match.
I've been doing that for 10 years, always the same result
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Paranoid that someone will steal my jizz
20
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>>704593367
19
i dont know how to aproach
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>20
>chubby (5' 11' 230lbs) Average looking. Mostly never bothered too much
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51
I'm tight with cash and too lazy to bother with girls. I am also aiming for Dumbledore status.
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>>704598686
Bye
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>>704593803
>underage faggot
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>>704593367
20
never pushed the matter on my prevs gf (5 maybe)
and now im studying computer science so...
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>>704594111
okay almighty trips
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28

Micropenis and ugly
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>>704593549
>>704593803
Thats not true, i have sex every 2/3 days and i am fat and awkward as fuck
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>>704596805
>just learn humor and wit
OH THANKS ANON ITS ALL SO SIMPLE
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22
Anti social, inexperienced, under rate myself.
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>>704594240
this feels like home :')
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>>704593367
20
Literally at least an 8/10 based on looks/body
Girls get to really like me cuz I can be very good in groups of people, funny enough to turn them on
As soon as its 1 on 1 I am autismo 10,000 and don't know what the fuck to say/do

Whenever im at a frat party or something i am either too drunk to do anything or not drunk enough to make a move, and i always feel like leaving cuz id be having way more fun if i just wanked it quick and watched a movie.

Why am i so fucking intp /b/?
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Post virgin girl.

pegue.net/90vz
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>>704594422
kek, you little faggot liar
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>>704598692
don't feel so much self pitty anon, you are 28 you still have lots of opportunities
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>>704599384
JOIN US BROTHER
ONE DAY
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18

Mainly because I'm too beta to compliment a woman, much less say hi to one
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My wife will fuck any virginclose to San Antonio. Pic related
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>>704599469
what exactly gives you that idea
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>>704593367
>story time bois
>20
>lost it at 18
>only fucked 3 girls
>2 were whores
>lost vcard with normal girl tho
>fucked normal girl for about 18 months
>havent had sex in about 11 months
>sex is overrated imo
>i wanna get a fucking pussy but the process makes me sick
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>>704594679
that's why i really want to work towards lots of money so you can BUY girls.women aren't really good for anything besides sex and they can't pull the rape card on a millionaire (not without risking counter suing)
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>>704594881
Getting gains doesn't automatically give you game, anon. You need to practice your game to begin with and then gains will increase your success rate. Don't fall for the gym meme, just because you work out doesn't mean you can he autistic as fuck and expect bitches to worship your cock. Go out there, actually talk to girls and let the gains work for you in the background. Try as hard as you would if you didn't have gains, then you'll get pussy. Godspeed, anon.
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>>704593367
Been leading a slightly chubby but ok looking girl on for about a year as a spare if nothing happens. Probably could if i got my shit together.
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>>704596805
so much bullshit and cringe in one post... so deluded
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>>704599823
Its hard to find a job when i have 6 references of 1-6 months employment.
Or
What have you been doing since you were 18?

Dont want to fill them in with why i was in the hospital a quarter of my life again and again
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>>704599736
you are me

also, if i get her number or she add me on facebook, i will send her message like, never. Don't know why

Then my friends ask me why i dont have girlfriend, they dont get it what is wrong with me
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>>704599899
how much does she take per hour
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>>704594881
>. I've been going to the gym for a few months so pretty soon I'm just gonna nut up and ask someone.

You've been giving yourself that excuse for your entire life. How much more does "pretty soon" hold worth? It's easy to ask a girl out it just takes a proper conversation and placement. I meet tons of women at my job every day that are beautiful and even around my age but it's difficult to ask them out when you have 15 seconds to work with. I haven't tried yet but still
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>>704593367
not virgin but marginal success with female bots

here are the whys

1 - Very proud and refuse to humiliate myself chasing a pair of tits
2 - Picky, I believe the only value of a girl is how hot she is, so I try to get girls with looks above 6 at least
3 - Very insecure, pessimistic and super low self esteem actually is more like self loathing
4 - asymmetrical face and bald, not ugly tho, but average at best

surprisingly, I am very social smart, can talk in big groups and fit in just no time, have a lot of friends, a nice apartment, upper middle class status, sport car, dress with designers clothes, good education, go out almost every weekend, kinda fit from years hitting the gym... but it seems is not enough for bitches
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>>704595480
if you have looks and money
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>>704600398
Nothing. She loves fucking virgins and she's a slut . Last night I choked her out spit on her and fucked her ass raw
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>>704593367
I lost mine last week to a hooker at 22.
I was shy to talk to girls and had been in love with a chick that friendzoned me for a long time as well.
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16
just because I cant find a girl I actually like
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>>704600307
All that matters is the present, and go and take a course in a type of field you are interested in. For example, follow something in IT, get your CCNA or MSCA and become someone who isn't easily replaceable, hell, you spent all that time in the hospital, what where you thinking about?

I can't help you with your health problems but I can sure as hell tell you to stop being a pussy and blaming your past for your current situation. Go live motherfucker, go do shit and be proud about it
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1. 20
2. I havent met a guy Im comfortable with, the only guy I ever was with, cheated on me. Oh well yes ? :)
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>29
>virgin
is this the end lads
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22
Fat fuck (6'2 /190cm and 125kg /275lbs) cant get past friendship with any girl due to lack of confidence and experience, and too High standards, Didnt get it up with The only girl ive gotten that far with. Mostly cause i wasnt really attracted to her just wanted to get it done when i had The chance.

Any comment or advice alpha fags?
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>be me
>20 yo
>no sign of pussy yet
>well fuck it
>go to a whorehouse
>fuck like a king

I regret nothing
Really faggots, there's nothing wrong with having your first time with a whore
The whole "its got to be someone special" bullshit is only for girls
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>>704600101

That process being?

Get a know a chick and ask her for softcore than switch it to hard core and go to town?
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>>704593367
24, soon to be 25. I'm a professional, good job, two degrees, start law school next year (hopefully), and get nervous as fuck around girls. Help :(
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>>704600375
same here, im too lazy for even trying to get laid
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>>704593367
21
probably because i'm really socially awkward even thought a lot of people say that i'm pretty, and always end up avoiding anything out of shame
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>>704601061

Are you me?
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>>704593367
oh but i have lost it when i was 17. probably because girls just don't like me.
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>>704593367
24

I'm fat, have low self esteem, live at my parents and am a semi-recluse.
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>>704601026
My wife and me will also fuck you lol
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>>704600750
more pics
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18, because the chicks I've wanted to fuck has been boring pieces of shit. People asume I'm not a virgin because I look better than half decent, I just dont feel like fucking every chick I meet.
One day it'll be the one, but today is not that day.
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>>704601304
Come take them yourself
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>>704600750
kik me: adambobadam1
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14
Probably because 14
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>>704601519
MODS!
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>>704601506
Saved your kik
but ihave to download it
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>>704593367
1. 21
2. because I spendt all my time chasing the girl that wanted to be "just friends" instead of learning how to talk to other women

>Be summer 4 years ago
>Be at old friends house
>7/10 girl, was a 10/10 but kept fucking herself up
>Friendzoned because I never really made a move, part late bloomer part beta I guess
>Best friend I've ever had so I don't really mind
>Partying the whole day
>Party get's pretty big as they usually did when she hosted them
>Times goes on and we both get a bit drunk
>We go outside because she needed me as company while she smokes a cig
>She recently had breast implants, which ruined her best feature imo, her flat chest
>She starts talking about them
>I say "Can I touch them" as a joke
>She takes my hand and places them on one of her tits
>Slightboner.jpg
>Feel them for a bit and tell her they feel good
>Bites her lip and look up at me with fuck me eyes
>Talks about her tits for a while
>Smalltalk goes on
>She asks me if I wanna smoke some weed, which I had done like 2 times before, never really had the taste for it
>She goes to get her stash, comes back with a pretty thick joint
>Another friend of us joins and we smoke up
>Feels high for the first time
>We go inside again to continue partying
>Another friend offers me tequila
>I yes even though I know it makes me sick
>first shot fine, 2nd ok, 3rd shot completely forget everything from that point on
>Faint memory of her leading me upstairs but we both collapse in laughter, probably because we're still high
>Faint memory of making out with her
>Wake up half naked infront of a toilet full of puke
>Get up, drink some water and go to the nearest bed I see
>Talk to her the day after and I said I don't remember anything
>She said that right after we got high she asked me if I wanted to go to bed with her, but as soon as we entered her room I ran to the bathroom, puked and blacked out
>I pretend laugh it off
>Almost had sex with the girl of my dreams

Pic related, looks like her
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>this thread
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>704593367
19

I'm too socially inept to get a girlfriend/fwb, too anxious to hookup at the club, and def not paying for sex. Honestly I probably couldn't go through with it in the hypothetical situation I did get to the point where I'm about to fuck, the idea of coitus is really weird and i cringe at how we might look from a 3rd person perspective or saying something really stupid/making weird sex sounds. I get to be optimistic since I'm only 19 but I have a feeling I'm gonna die a virgin. Oh well.
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>>704593367
>21
>Haven't had sex with another person yet.
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18, unlucky af
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>>704601798
good meme
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>>704601779
You poor bastard
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>>704599580
you lying piece of shit
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>>704601132
Im not lazy, just dont know what is wrong with me.
I do that with friends too, im like always waiting for them to call me to go out, i organize something like once a month.

3 weeks ago i was going to store and on the other side of the street i see girl that i used to chill 2/3 years ago. She sees me and cross the street to say hi, and talk to me. What i did?
>She cross the street and stops, like waiting for me
>Hi Anon, i havent seen you in a long time, didnt recognized you
>Me: Hi, *smile*
>Keep walking and dont turn back
I think that was like most autistic shit i have ever did, later that day i added her on facebook (I had her on friend list, but when i get drunk sometimes i go and delete all people i dont communicate with anymore), she never accepted my request :'(
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>>704601281
Thanks Im in no rush though :3
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>>704601094
Like im down for casual shit but most girls are not. So yeah i dont wanna text and deal with your bs for 3 months so i can fuck you once a week for some time.
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>>704602088
I'll have her kik you some pics if nothing else
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>>704601779
Did you try to do that again afterwards?
Is she still in your life?
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>>704593367
15
All of the girls at my highschool are bitchy, fat, or both.
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21 good looking but beta as fuck
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>>704593367
18
Because my gf who I am actually sure is autistic won`t put out
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18
Im small as fck/havent met anybody since 3 yrs
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>>704599196
Nothing sexier than a guy throwing a pity party for his self-diagnosed menatal illnesses.

Grow up
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>>704602374
I've tried for so long and that saw my last shot even though I got so close

She's gone now anyway, she has bf which she has moved in with and I'm nothing compared to him
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18

I'm a very skinny guy, no muscle, got okay abs.
I once got a girl to let me come to her house but all we did was watch a romantic movie.
when I felt like I want to kiss her she just stood up and said that it's late and i gotta go...
please /b/ what do i do??
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>>704601199
mabye i am mabye im not, also got ridiculously easy to make friends with girls and every time it seems like its getting somewhere slowly, they start to go out with a real douchbag or a close friend. I also fantisize about us getting toghether or just fucking cause we get along so well. never seem to happen though.
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>>704602739
Im very skinny and still can get bitches to like me, you know, get rid of that insecurity.
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>>704593367
>18 soon to be 19
>I fucked a girl in the ass when I was 17 at a kickback. The girl was a 15-16 year old qt. my friends don't think it counts but I think it counts. She was really hot 8/10 I'd say. Anyway was way too drunk to stick it in her pussy and busted my nut in her ass.

>shit was cash tho I still talk to her on a regular basis
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>18
>Ugly, fat, anxious, 5 inch weiner
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>>704602687
You have to forget about her.
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22
Unattractive. Socially awkward.
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Because I'm fucking handicapped.
Don't worry I'm not expecting it ever to happen. Feels bad man.
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>19
>Finally gave my V card after 6 months of dating.
>6 months was 2 days ago

I can understand alot of the anon's feelings of being scared or commitment. I chose not to have sex and would turn down so with my girlfriend. I was insecure and afraid of rejection. When it finally happened it had to be the most underwhelming activity ever. Don't get me wrong, it felt great not using my hand but it wasn't some life altering change. I could go back to not having it and be just fine.
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>>704593367
1. 18
2. Want to lose it to the right person, not just some random person.
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>>704600865
>Go live motherfucker
yet another retard who thinks it's that easy
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20
Till about 3 months ago I had never gone out, was really insecure and acted like a depressed emo piece of shit. Then a friend of mine told me to quit being a wossey and took me out to get drunk. Since then, I've changed. Been talking to more people. And lost a lot of my insecurities and became more positive. Learned that all you really need to make a good first impression on someone is to be funny and positive and let whatever happens, happens. If you get stuck on the idea of "I need to fuck this girl", you'll end up screwing up. By changing your priorities a bit, you'll end up being someone people like to be around and women will find you more atractive. If it worked for a weird basterd like me, it can work on pretty much anyone. Except OP. Cause OP is a faggit.
I bet by the end of this year my V-card will be discarded.
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>>704593367
18
Because I haven't found someone to make love more than just sex with, i'm actually a good looking guy and I know for sure I could have as many girls as I wanted, but that's not what I want
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>>704603105
The ine thing virgins will never understand. Sex isn't all that great. Don't get me wrong it's good but it's not the be-all end-all it's made out to be
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1:19

2:Abstinence
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>20
>I'd say my problem is that I'm redpilled about life sometimes too much it puts off many people
I don't mind talking about death in front of people sometimes
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>>704603308
Feels....
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>>704602962
kinda have
but she's still in the back of my head
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>>704593367
if looking good and not a total autistic relationships just happens naturally

>go to europe with a couple of normie "friends" all of them above average looking
>at hostels, bars, restaurants, clubs, even at tourist areas; girls just smiled to the normies
>normies just talk the most average shit you can image, zero fun, zero originality
>chats goes on and on
>they end up kissing, NATURALLY I have to remark that, no move, no strategies, nothing it just happen
>most of the time they fuck them that very same night, no effort involved just happens with the flow of things

thats how it works, PUA, alpha/beta, advices, etc... is all bullshit, human relationships just happens is not something forced or planned

why we don't get girls?
because most of us are unattractive looking and/or mentally ill, thats why we don't score, we are failed bots not meant for mass production our lineage ends with us, is how it has to be
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>>704593367
12
cause your mom wouldn't put out
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>>704593803
Underage faggit
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>>704603453
Sounds like u got a case of the autism
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22
Im not gay, but I have no interest in sex.. lulz
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>>704603453
I tell people into their face why are they stupid, explain them so they can understand.
Most of the time they think that i an just joking
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>>704593367
19
Not really interested in fucking anyone, think I might be asexual, haven't really looked into it.
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>>704601061
It's simple.

You have to make yourself attractive to the kind of person you are attracted to. I had a awesome rekationship for 6 years with my ex-gf.
(Lost it at 17 incase you're still wondering).
I'll give you the example that made me understand exactly why this is a thing.

I'm currently going to a university, I work as a Assistant in a class, I spend as much time as possible each day studying or working another career related job I have.

My life is pretty much singularly focused on getting my career off the ground. I'm looking to move out of this town as soon as possible and I know what my long term life goals are.
I nearly never go to the student pub nor the parties, being hungover means less studying.

Bored yet? Here's the point.
Most of the girls at college do not love what they are studying. They are looking for people to relax with, party with, waste away a day or two with.
They don't even know what they want to become.
For the majority of them I am completely the wrong person.

This doesn't stop me from having great contact with them, which might lead to many great long term friendships and such ones can develop into more interesting things.

I'm not living a monk life, I had a cute 18 year old to mess around with this summer.
Just figure out what isn't working for you and why.

I'm happy alone, I was happy with my ex, I'll be happy whatever happens.
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>>704594482

That's like setting your house on fire because there's a spider in it.

If a girl likes you, your cock becomes almost irrelevant unless it's a micropenis or a total monster. Odds are you're an average size, and because women are stupid and emotional, her feelings for you will make it feel like a "perfect fit".
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>>704593367
19
Because Im black and i do not associate with niggers
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19.
Fat, not sure how to socialize with guys or girls properly. I think I'm decent looking and I come off as a decent person, but I've just never really had any luck talking to anyone about sex.
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>>704599518
use ur tongue dude, i have a micropenis too and fuck many girls. don't loose hope
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Literally always end up being just a friend to them, don't have a problem talking to them or even flirting a bit. Anytime I try to imply about taking it further they joke it off cause we're too close now in their eyes and it'd be weird :/
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>>704601383
same bro i feel ya
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>>704603551
Then you have to get used to the idea that realistically your first partner will be leagues below her.
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>>704595295
You have pornography-induced impotence. It's a big problem with young men these days
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19
i did
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>>704603428
Exactally, I feel porn and other sexual outlets have made it into this amazing thing. Its literally a 5-10 minute workout, it really only felt good for 1-2 minutes then its "eh". Its nice to have around but literally there's better things and it doesn't define you as a person.
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>>704602074
>implying she will fuck you for greeting her properly
you are probably not autistic, just self conscious, if you reach this far in life without pussy is because you are unattractive try your best to improve your appearance if possible then the self esteem will came back to you
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Who's the girl that you think about years late, /b/?
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>>704604115
congrats bro! with a girl or a boy ?
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End of the day does it really matter what people think of you? As in people fear of rejection and then embarrasment. I see people who have shitty stigmas about then and in all honesty I wouldn't care if I was in their shoes. And they don't care and seem pretty damn fine with their few friends.

To be honest I hate being around people, especially girls because they're emotionally unstable and soo fucking rude. It's only a feeling in your dick, big fucking whoop.
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22 have a girlfriend but not happy because she is too childish. Always getting bitchy with me. Hate my life for no real visible reason. Kill myself?
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>>704593367
29.
Lack of hygiene.
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>>704603974
Just remove yourself rom her life slowly.
Sounds like you can't be desired because you're always there.
Or, make yourself more attractive!
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>>704604184
>implying she will fuck you for greeting her properly
No, i just wanted to show how i treat people sometimes. That was point.
I was ashamed
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21
because i've always been an awkward antisocial faggot. too pussy to talk to girls til recently. good news tho, got a gf now but it's only online but we'll be meeting this december so i won't be a virgin too long
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>>704593367
18
I'm too awkward and into kinky shit now for most girls. The few that are into kinky shit either don't interest me or aren't interested in me. Could have fucked this girl who was into s&m but wanted to turn it into a relationship instead of just a one night stand/quick fuck but she lost interest in me.
Now most girls don't compare or I know they most likely aren't into the weird ass shit that I'm into.
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>>704603551
I know that feel bro, same shit happen to me..
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>>704604257
100% agree. This guy knows.
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>>704604511
same age same boat
How do you get gf online?
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>>704601798
thanks for sharing anon
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>>704595480
Yes... oddly enough some want it as bad as guys do. Spookies
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>>704593959
Go out with your friends and score a drunk one, at least It Will give you self steem.
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>>704604398
Feel like where I'm past that point though of trying to get back to flirting since that's not how they see it anymore, we don't talk much now but dunno what I could do to change her mind at this point
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>>704604781
league of legends lmao. i just talked to a girl i met on there on skype a lot. asked her to watch things with me on rabb.it and eventually ended up liking each other. been going strong since january so it's super promising.
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>>704598160
Same
19
Because all the girls from my school are single moms with stds and I saw it coming from a young age
Also, I still depend on my parents and the two don't mix
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>>704603787
I feel your pain through your words, this comment almost made me cry, I am SO sorry for you
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>>704593367

27

Probably gonna lose it this saturday, invited over to this chick I've seen a few times. She tells me she wants my big dick inside her etc. etc. She probably thinks I have a huge dick, because im tall and got huge hands and feet. But my dick is like 5 inches so... Hopefully she'll take it :)
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>>704601779
>Almost had sex with the girl of my dreams
>Wouldn't have remembered any of it anyway

Idiots taking drinks they know they can't handle, nicely done.
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24. Never had sex with women but let 11 different guys fuck me anyway they wanted. I'm bi, yeah. What else i am /b/ ?
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>>704600038
>Completely anonymous thread, where no other anon will find your true identity
>Too scared to give age and reason for virgin status

That.
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>>704593367
>19
>6'2
>290 lbs

Lost it at 18 with the girl I'm still currently dating. There is hope
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>>704603190
drowning in self pitty isn't gonna get you anywhere though, immediatley you react as if nobody can understand your story and that you are such a special snowflake and everybody else has really nice and easy lives.

Life is hard, move on.
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Because I'm 13...
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Cuz I haven't met a man that can beat up my dad
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>>704593803
I feel you man I feel you
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18
I'm not bad looking, maybe a 6.5 ou 7/10, I'm not fat nor skinny, I socialize a lot with anyone, male or female, and I'm always the center of attention at parties because I know how to do magic tricks. I had only one girlfriend with wich I did all the foreplay, then she dumped me.

Truth is, I don't know how to talk to people. I was harrased during my childhood, from 6 to 14 years old, that fucked me up in the head. I have a really hars time connecting with people, I have no self-esteem, I fear rejection, and I cry myself to sleep over my ex who dumped me more than a year ago, she was the only person I ever created an emotional bound with, and know I'm studying in a field where there are no girls at all.

Am i going to become a wizard ?
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>>704605503
Hope you dont get catfished
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>>704602459
Fat ain't bad, my gf isn't the smallest and she's great IMO
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21

facial deformity
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>>704593367
>Age?
27
>Why do you think you haven't lost it?
Because I am a deviant pervert with lots of degenerate fetishes and fantasies.
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I just want to tell some guys if there having pain or have massive depression/sadness I'm telling you that it's ok females are fucking cunning and sometimes tactile. Let me be your answer let me be your weapon let them be tools for our pleasure and let's cut the bullshit once and for all
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>>704606070
Also I'm gay
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>>704606284
I want to eat your pussy while all these horny virgins bust in mine
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>>704604158
>5-10 minute workout
Work on your shit man, try lasting about 30-45 mins with someone you can connect with, while adding psychedelics into the mix. THAT is where it's at.
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>>704593367

21
Let's say I'm the kind of guy who is very extrovert to its friends, but very very shy to "outsiders". I barely know how to start and keep a conversation and I act too serious, so I'm basically not attractive for girls "as I'm too serious and boring". I have to really work on this. There was one girl who actually made it inside my comfort zone and started liking me, but she had to move to another country and we never went further oral sex. She was virgin too. Fuck.... she was perfect.
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20

I'm painfully below average. Below average looks, intelligence, height, penis size and social skills. Which has all led me to give up.
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>>704606207
we've cammed and i've seen her pussy already. we do that shit daily. i think i'll be fine
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>>704607083
You're perfect. I want you in my pussy now!
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23
ace
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19
too insecure
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>>704593367
18
1.chubby
2.anxiety issues
3.no attractive atributes
>>
What girls think about beards?
I never asked any girl about that
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18
autism
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>>704607456
Why would anyone here know?
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>>704607551
i see some fuckers are commenting too. maybe they know
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>>704607456
they love them if its a legit beard. not that shitty scraggly patchy neck beard shit that fat asses tend to grow thinking it looks good.
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>20
>dont talk to any girls
>I just keep to myself at work and school and dont really go out

I also have a gut thanks to years of inactivity, combined with the fact that im pretty ugly imo I wont be loosing it anytime soon.
Years of this shit leads to some really low confidence. Even though I maintain a tough exterior im a social and emotional wreck.
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>>704607551
hahaha this nigga has a bottle of boones farm!!! fucking made my day.
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>>704593933
This.
I pretend not to care, like its not a big deal, but it is. Reproduction is the most basic of human instincts, and failing at it means your failing at life.
If you dont accept that you're delusional by choice.
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>>704605503
>league of legends

I'll rather be a virgin forever
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22
Sold it to Hokker
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>>704596345

I had the same issue for a long time. I couldn't have sex with my first 3 girlfriends, my dick just wouldn't get hard. With the girl I have no things are great, the sex is awesome and we talked about everything. That's the trick, anon, talk about it. Take your time and take things slow. I still freeze up sometimes even with this girl, sometimes I go limp without knowing why, but just keep on talking about it. Stop making it something to be ashamed of. It will improve with time.
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>>704593367
1. 26
2. kept turning girls down because for a while i "only liked asian girls" or thought i could do better. then a few years ago i got fat so oppurtunities have dried up.
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>>704596345
Did you masturbate, if so how often?
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18
Pretty much it's a lack of self-confidence and general apathy towards life. I've never really even tried and I feel like if I do and get rejected I'll become severely depressed and I'm actually ok with things in my life right now so I'd rather not fuck that up.
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>>704607708
As if a fat baby face is any better
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>>704608144
sucks to suck, nigger.
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20

my life is a joke, i have no education, i fried my brain by abusing drugs, my face is deformed ( slightly but still deformed) i aint even mad its just funny how im only 20 years old and my life is basically over
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25.
social anxiety and I got a round fucking face no badass jawline
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AHHAAHHA FUCKING LOSER BETAS.

>be 13
> fuck my whore 16 year old neighbor no condom.
> gets pregnant but abortion.
> stud fwb all throughout middle and hs.

> ffwd to 19
> have slept with well over 20 girls.
> even had girlfriend for 3 years

> be going to SUNY school joining frat.
> gonna double that by 21.

advice?
> don't give a fuck at all about what a girl thinks of you.

> treat them like shit and that you're superior.

>manipulate

> exercise and have money.
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24.

I've never had a girlfriend longer than 2 months and have been cheated on 3 times. I've got almost no self confidence left.

Maybe I'll turn to an escort or some shit.
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>>704593367
21
not mentally ill
>>
>>704593367
>21
>premarital sex is disgusting
>still waiting for the one
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>>704594111
literaly this. sounds fucking cheesy but works every time
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>>704608771
It can't be that bad, post your fucking face and have a bit of self-confidence goddamit.

I was a kissless beta virgin until I got 20, but never gave it a fuck, kept doing what I like (drinking in partying most of the time) and BAM - there she was, Anastasia, my first fucking love to which I lost my virginity.

I'm getting pussies since then. As soon as you lose your virginity, your self esteem grows.

Just stop fucking pitying yourself and do what you like most, women dig that.
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>>704593367
Age:16
Why: Highschool boys are really immature and gross.
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>>704609870

underage b&
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>>704596345
That's just nerves anon. Used to happen to me too. Just gotta relax and not make a huge deal if you get it up or not.
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>>704593367
29
I hate women
Wizard soon
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>>704597007
Pay for hooker
Realize its no big deal
Move on with life
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>>704596345
I might risk sounding like a faggot, but I have the same problem when I take random girls home and try fucking them.

I just can't get hard when I don't know them good enough.

Wait with the next girl until you're ready for sex and don't force yourself into fucking her anon.
>>
>Almost 27
>Too shy, insecure, depressed since when I was 19 and without friends

Seriously, I'm not ugly and/or fat.
>>
16
Im Christian and have to wait till marrage
I dont need to be having sex i just want to go to college
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>>704610697
so you're just weird?
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>>704593367
28. Ugly as Fuck and girls tend to hate me
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>>704593367

Not a virgin, but didn't lose it until two years ago when I was 29. Sucks, man.
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1.18
2. i have gyno, a little dick and suck at conversation
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No confidence and don't know how to talk to grils :-(
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19
Because when I had the opportunity to have a gf, I didn't mind 'cause I was in love with another who was/is already with someone else
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>>704610960
>>704610758
underage
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>>704593367

>32
>was harassed on a daily basis at high school
>kept to myself during college as a result
>never developed social skills

I've been getting better though.. cute black girl I work with seems to like me. I don't know how to fucking handle this.
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>>704610780
I guess so.

I had a girlfriend for 1 month (yes) so I'm not a kissless virgin, for what it counts I made out with some chicks, but it happened that I fell in love with my female friends who saw me as...a friend.

You know how it works...you fuck up the friendship and you end up more insecure and frustrated.

I just need to find "my type" of girl.
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1. 20
2. Absolutely no interest in it. Relationships take time, money, and work that I don't feel like is worth spending when I could work my job and chill with roomies on weekends. Maybe my opinion will change when I'm older, though.
>>
16, not very confident, solid 7 tho
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>>704593367
>22
>I hate women because of my mom
>Doesn't matter since I'm gonna be a wizard
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>>704611218
At least you have a girlfriend. That itself is a mission impossible for people like me
>>
13
probably going to loose it today/tomorrow
>>
I didn't lose my viriginity until I was 27. And you know what? It didn't change my life. It felt good, yes, but jerking off feels good too and it's a lot less trouble. You don't have to put up with a bunch of crazy bullshit if you just work one out on your own. When you fuck a girl it's great for 20 minutes, and there are a lot of great things about relationships too, but damn, I prefer being single because the bad stuff that comes with relationships is fucking awful. The girl I lost my viriginity to was nuts, clingy as hell, wouldn't let me go out with my friends, had a shitty family that kept trying to make me give them money. I couldn't wait to get out of that clusterfuck. The 2nd girl I hooked up with was much younger (she was 19, I was 30) and she claims I took her virginity (though I have my doubts because she was great at handling my cock) but she too ended up being clingy and controlling and having a shitty family. Don't get me wrong, I loved busting a nut on her fresh out of high school face but goddamn I was so happy when that situation was over. So don't feel bad my virginal friends. You're not missing out on much. You shouldn't feel ashamed to never know the touch of a woman, because honestly you're better off without it.
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>>704603585
I fucking agree. And I'm the guy that doesn't "win" out of my group of friends. Life fucking sucks. Fap and work is all I have.
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i have a crooked nose, so no girl ever talks to me
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>>704611143
Is that a problem for someone who's underage, who likely gonna be sleeping with other underage people?
In the UK it's 16, and I was 15 when I lost mine (not humblebrag but everyone will think it is. it's just something that some people do earlier than others) to another person who was 15 who wasn't a virgin.
Big deal? At the time to an extent, but not really in the grand scheme.
Age of consent is a pretty arbitrary rule that we have to have because of many reasons.
I banged a 17 year old when i was 20. I don't care, to me and pretty much everyone I know that's fine because the law in my country says it's fine, and that's what we've grown up with.
To everyone here, you do you. Don't stress. Be natural. If you like a girl/guy just hang out with them and tell them you like them after a little while.
Don't wait too long. Who cares about the momentary embarrassment of them maybe saying they don't feel the same way?
Trust me, when they say that they don't you'll be able to get over it rather than just stewing, hoping they love you and never finding out.
If they do, quids in.
People are shy and I understand, but that's something people deal with all the time.
Step by step.
Speak your heart but don't get too soppy. Just talk about it like it's something that's natural.
Because it is.
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>>704603787
I agree. Don't waste more time actively trying to get laid than pursuing interests that actually benefit you, what's the worst that could happen? Having sex is not even close to as satisfying as living an otherwise, highly successful life.
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