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Drawthread: sweaty palms edition!
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gr8 way to start the thread
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>>704592022
>AND he got dubs

Savage
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/r/equesting a cute anthro alien goat thing.
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>>704592140
Theres a sniper on the lo-
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>>704591926
sweaty palms?
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>>704592324
lo
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>>704592378
i suppose that's better than hairy palms
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>>704592324
>if I just lay here he-
>
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>>704592378
Knees weak, moms spaghetti.
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>>704592565
moms spaghetti
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>>704592565
I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
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Was there delivery on my desu request? I was working and the thread timed out?
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So....rap edition?
>I'maspirituallyricalindividualspirituallyrical
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I want to fug bo
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Where's my edgy boi?
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/r/ Marco Neko crapping his pants
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For the anon that requested masturbation
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>>704593038
Wth, how did your hack 4chan to look like that?
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>>704593097
Nice! Thanks
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>>704591391
>and you pawniard?
>>704591392
>Hey buddy how is your day?
Honestly pretty shitty
Trying not to blog post but im pretty sure my mental health is getting worse atm.

>>704591431
>Hi pawn
heey bby~ <3
;^)

>>704591589
>You taste good
O-oh
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>>704593181
Ussing Mimi on smartphone
Ya newfag
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>>704593097
post irl tiddy
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Requesting Tsurara giving a blowjob
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Aright, had to restart my laptop.
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>>704593279
How are the captchas?
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>>704593247
I don't speak asshole.
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requesting something like this
doesn't have to be lewd
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>>704593447
Like pc but in touch
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requests

>>704591542
>Requesting you lay off the airheads for a while.
wow ok

>>704591480
>Why so sad
its a repost from yesterday night, but
some dumb shit thats happening in my life

>>704591556
>Good
=(

>>704592324
wh
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>>704593447
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>>704593282
how about no?

to the anon that wanted this embarrassing outfit bit
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>>704593279
>willingly installing a well known botnet app
>calls others new
Bahahaha
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>>704593836
Can any of us...really avoid the botnet?
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>>704593706
Wth, how do you take a picture of your screen?
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>>704593836
It's because clover was pretty okay bur this is better
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>>704593395
hmmmmg
Fiona looks more sexy anger and tied
hmmmmmmmmmmmmg
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>>704593646
>>704593706
You still gotta use tap "all trees" or "storefronts"?
Or can I just switch it to text captchas?
>>704593827
Right here, was thinking more of a catgir thing or maybe on a leash? This is good though
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>>704593687
Assuming you're still up and I'm not dead tired, I'll catch you later.
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>>704593827
>how about no?
Want to have a skype sesh?
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>>704593827
I wish your lips would wrap around my cock. I bet they're thick lips.
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>>704593987
You can change captchas yes
But it's completely random i guess
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>>704593911
you are talking with one, DUN DUN DUNNNNN
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>>704594163
Ummmmm...
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I've decided I'm too tired to draw good anymore, everythings starting to looks like shit

>>704594095
fuck no
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>>704593987
Google ReCaptcha sucks
have too many problems with weak bandwith internet
and make every site load more

i like Solve Media
it's a "phrase" CAPTCHA, but few sites use it...
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>>704593244
What's with your mental health?
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>>704594284
o shit wait
do you have tumblr
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>>704594284
See you~
Have a nice rest
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>>704594284
Bye babe
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A new drawfag enters the thread!
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>>704594376
fayart
>>704594378
thank you
>>704594385
buh bye
>>704594453
best of luck to you
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>>704594038
huh ? its like 4pm here but take care
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>>704594453
Eyy i
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>>704594194
>you are talking with one

Oh really?
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>>704594453
it'a shame that it's a shity one
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>>704594513
thanks !
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Requesting Reese bent over showing off her pussy
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>>704594453
How goes it fred?
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>>704594538
Working 4 to 12am.
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>>704593911
secure browser (+behavior)
secure OS (kmspico w10 would be marginal tho)
inspect all programs, deal with the ones you're comfy with (steam etc)

best u can do really.
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>>704594566
have you noticed that sword is on hiatus?
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>>704594906
He sorta is.
What ever buddies he has lingering are doing his job though
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>>704594813
oh
im usually around till 6am
have fun at work
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>>704594566
you better start biliebing
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Where's skull drawfag?
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>>704592971
is that so.
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Requesting this bunny fucked
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>>704594453
Welcome
you could use some spicing up
Here's a hat
we start hazing immediately
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>>704595088
He's playing "Vanish"
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>>704594567
I just woke up, friendo
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>>704595102
Yup, I want her to beg me to get her pregnant
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>>704595304
I'm not your friend, Fred, but if you want to, do me a favor and drink some clorox
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>>704594863
forgot to mention altered hosts + a few services disabled
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>>704594566
>Those satan trips
>The filename
>The drawing itself
We're looking at some witchcraft here.
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>>704595259
Nice joke i guess
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>>704595380
I don't get this. Irl women find some satisfaction of getting pregnant, and I don't mean about sexual satisfaction.
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Could someone draw this shop I found on /r/? Possibly putting her into a slutty bumblebee costume with stockings?
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>>704595445
>trips
found the newfag
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>>704595628
They do if they're nymphos
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>>704595445
>566
>trips
???
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>>704595735
Ewwwww
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>>704595445
>trips
lmao what
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>>704595513
I was going for the game, but sure. joke.
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>>704595407
The name's Kazoo, friend. And I've built up immunity to bleach because it's just so tasty.
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Am bored.
It's cloudy, yet its like 90 fuckin degrees outside.
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>>704595735
She also has bigger tits than the shop. Here's a better example. Almost spot on.
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>>704595921
that clorox salesman's just a prat. Draw on, buddy.
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>>704596147
>>704595921
er, well, scribble on.
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>>704595628
>>704595779
Silly anons, women don't feel sexual pleasure. Why do you think rape is a thing? Why do they complain? Don't they have orgasms?
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>>704595929
Have you tried riding a bike. Bikes are fun
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Anyone wants to hang out with us?
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>>704596380
I'll hang.
What're we doin'?
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>>704595735
>slutty bumblebee
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>>704596380
I'll hang
Shall i bring some beer?
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>>704596380
Am I edgy enough to?
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>>704596485
According to all known laws of aviation...
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>>704595742
>>704595787
>>704595890
Brilliant observation. Those are in fact just dubs.
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>>704596438
>>704596508
>>704596604
We were going to get ice cream
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>>704596485

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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>>704596485
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.
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>>704596485
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
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>>704596900
I have mine but
Sure why not?
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>>704596485
Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
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Guys, I think fay might be in love with me.
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>>704596485
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.
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>>704596485
That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
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>>704596339
I have, the last time I was on one it was in a giant group at 2am in downtown la. It was pretty fun.
Wat do u do in ur spare time? I'm on lunch, u got any suggestions?
>>704596380
Sweet couch.

It's raining now.


>>704597087
Kek.
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>>704596485
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
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>>704596485
My soul hurts but I suppose I didn't specify.
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Isn't spam bannable here btw?
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>>704597170
Yeah
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>>704596485
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?
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>>704597061
Judging by her hands she may also be in love with eating

be careful Snake
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>>704596485
Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out.
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>>704596485
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.
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>>704597252
Godamm
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>>704596485
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.


Look at these two.


- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.


It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.


Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!


He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!
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>>704597170
Report it.
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>>704597052
WAIT
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Did I come at a bad time?
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>>704596485
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.


What were you doing during this?


Trying to alert the authorities.


I can autograph that.


A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?


Yeah. Gusty.


We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.


- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!


A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.


- Maybe I am.
- You are not!


We're going 0900 at J-Gate.


What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
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>>704596485
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.


Hey, Honex!


Dad, you surprised me.


You decide what you're interested in?


- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.


Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you about stirring.


You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.


You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.


You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,
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Glorious.
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>>704596485
maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.


You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.


Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!


- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.


You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!


Wait till you see the sticks I have.


I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some honey and celebrate!
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>>704596380
I'll hang
(Afp&p)
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>>704596485
okay that's 10 minutes worth of script , hf u fuck.
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>>704597438
MMMMMMM
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>>704597583
Really? Out of all the things you've ever seen on /b/? This triggers you?
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>>704597583
i'm not gonna sit here and paste the whole script, i have better thing to do

but i hate you for that image nonetheless
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>>704597790
>>704597583
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>>704597790
>>704597502
can't even click the correct number

>>704597769
i'm the poster.
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>>704597252
I like chubby chicks. everywhere you grab them feels like a boob
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>>704597978
>
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>>704595929
bipolar ass weather tho

>gonna go back to playing piercing blow
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>>704597131
Video games read cook or be with friends
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>>704594312
I've been in a pretty rough patch atm
Im just really stressed and depressed over stuff I wont get into detail.
I only have like 2 people who I can talk about things too.
I have no motivation for anything anymore.
I'm considering anti depressants or something but I've heard that they arent worth it.
Lack of sleep isnt helping either
3 hours sleep has became the regular and I think im losing it.
(Sorry for the blog post)
I'm going to be fine
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>>704597468
>>704596604
Okay
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>>704598175
Do you work or study or do anything regular?
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>>704598287
Waaait a sec
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>>704598175
I'm here for you, friendo.
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>>704598099
>>704598088
>
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>>704597790
>
Omfg my sides.
>>704598099
Yea ima have to seek refuge.
>>704598162
Aight Mr solve it all. I meant wat should I get for lunch?
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OH SHIT
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Who's ready to get nuked with bullets?
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>>704598589
WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>
>>704598589
Is this ehg?
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>>704598509
Turkey sandwich or Buy some ground beef and make fresh burgers
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>>704598509
>Don't do drugs kids
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>>704598509
Yo wassup?
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>>704598589
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>>704598464
>>704598589
>>704598677
>>704598801
Holy shit
>>
Hi Thread!
Remember moi?
Taking requests!!
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>>704598995
You got blood on me.
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taking literally 1 micro 1 minute drawing requests before I go to class
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>>704599243

Can you draw me a plague doctor working in his lab?
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>>704599401
Show me your dick.
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>>704599243
The engine from tf2 riding a spy like a horse

Also how are ya
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>>704593560
Bumping this
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>>704597897
Kek, nice one.
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>>704599490
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>>704599296
Sorry about that
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How do you approach a girl without coming off as a creep? I really want someone.
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>>704598831
Gotcha.
>>704598846
not even anon's are safe, man.
>>704598937
Just. Butthurtedness. Good ol' texas switch.
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>>704600178
have you tried speaking to them?
>>
>>704600178
if you have to ask, then you'll never be able to
source: personal experience
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>>704600178
Just be confident, and just treat 'er like a person. Nothing huge, just talk to her like a regular person
Which she is
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>>704600178
Advice from my sister:
"Don't"
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>>704600178
Wrong thread anon?

Still taking shitty requests. probably just gonna do them until my alarm rings.
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>>704600178
Don't get advice off Chinese dog soup forums
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>>704598463
Yeah I do.
Its hard though when you have no motivation, friends, and you are in the situation im in.
Its got to a point over the years where i've started to lose my sense of humor and it gets hard to smile.
I know I'm young but I just want to get life over with at this point.
A fast forward button would be nice.

>>704598469
Thanks, man.
I'm there for you if you need me too
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>>704600534
This guy pushing Stephen Hawking down a flight of stairs
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>>704600591
Im here for you too pawny. You're part of the reason I've stayed in these draw threads you funny bastard
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>>704600130
It's alright, I guess.
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>>704600178
two words: bicep implants
>>
>>704600591
>>704600841
Agree. He's 50% of the reason I come here.
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>>704600884
good, because now we have to kill the witnesses
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Hi thread. It's my birthday. Someone draw me a kek.
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>>704599434
Will do! Takes probably 20-60 minutes.

>>704599508
Hi! Feeling little sick, rock solid otherwise. How are you?
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>>704600802
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>>704601277
Is this trump?
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>>704600178
>How do you approach a girl without coming off as a creep? I really want someone.

You must accept that you have no control over anything but yourself.

Detatch yourself. Be avaliable, but not everywhere. If a woman really wants to be bothered with you, they will make it happen.
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>>704601360
Haha^^ No this is voland feeling trumpy
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>>704601347
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>>704601429
i guess we should take it from you.
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>>704601277
I'm alright. Neck hurts and I'm covered in bug bites but alright
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>>704601429
If I use this advice could I get with Pin? :^)
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sup niggas
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>>704601152
Glad you agree anon. Cant say 50% because I love all of the people here, but he is a reason
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>>704601707
Sup, you doing requests today?
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>>704601707
Show me your dick
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>>704601565
I got wit ur mom didn't I?

>>704601622
No
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>>704601347
Looks good thanks
>>704601622
Anon...
Pins not real
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>>704601875
no. cus you're the one here with a girl.
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>>704601892
What do you mean Pins not real? I know she is anon! What we have is special!!
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>>704598175
>>704600591
i was lurking but i feel the need to post
take it easy for a while pawn, you come here a lot and it sounds like a break could really do you some good
no one would blame you for needing some rest bud
>>
>>704601875
>No
Why you gotta be greedy for?
>>
>>704601707
Sup loser.
>>
>>704601707
hey sugar tits
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>>704602182
She's like a character made up by valve or something
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>>704602294
>tfw u forget to attach image.
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>>704601859
ehh
if they're interesting

>>704601862
it ain't gonna suck itself

>>704602294
>>704602563
UR the loser
nerd~

>>704602463
sup salt.... tits..
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>>704602255
>Why you gotta be greedy for?

Just the way it is~
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>>704601707
Were those really kai's nudes that got posted?
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>>704602634
that's kinda hot
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>>704602698
Is kai still dead
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>>704601892
np
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>>704602924
Haven't seen her in a few days
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Good afternoon, thread.
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>>704601277
Why does he talk like a philosopher?
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>>704602698
ehh?
i wasn't around when that happened buuut
i'm almost positive they weren't whatever they were

>>704602875
touch it

>>704602924
my lil baby has been super busy
i miss her butt
>>
>>704602688
do you ever plan to make some sort of story/comic sometime? like, a real one that exists and isn't the 'manga' story that basically doesn't exist any more, at least not fully since your stories have long since faded on long forgotten sites now.
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>>704603173
What are you?
Would pet 999999 times and give belly rubs.
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>>704603243
>touch it
draw it happening
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>>704595380
eh, this is as much as i could offer right now.
he'a go, pal.
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>>704601707
Evaaaaaaaa
>>
>>704603243
how are you so sure they weren't hers?
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>>704603431
Hey if you're open to requests, could I ask for this?
>>704593560
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>>704603243
I'm bored. Gib coffee.
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What if I told you Pech was in this thread right now posing as a different drawfag?
>Ignore the pic
Inb4 fuck off moku
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>>704603577
Isn't that SCP-1471?
Drew them before...
May I try?
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gimme a request or two and I'll se what I can do, no lewd pls

also how do you talk to boys help
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>>704603431
My dick is diamonds
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>>704603983
Just show boobs and they do anything/listen
Requesting a fluffy husky in a tutu.
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>>704603811
GO TO SLEEP
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Req?
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>>704603983
Show me your cock.
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>>704603917
Don't think it's them, but hell yeah man, it does look like them, feel free to try!
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>>704604203

A chibi Genji from Overwatch.
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>>704603983
Date me please
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>>704600841
>>704601152
>>704601854
Thank you for the kind words
I honestly appricate all of this and take it to heart, it means a lot.

>>704602224
I usualy spend my free time on the thread.
I try come here every day and if I dont post, I'm most likely lurking.
Although this is how I spend my free time I think a break is a good idea at the moment.
A couple days away wouldent be that bad.

Thank you all for the support and kind words
Love you all
Take care and see you all soon
Its time that I had a little break.
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>>704603895
>Ignore the pic
no-can-do
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>>704603577
sure, i'll give it a go!

>>704604017
glad to be of service. <3
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>>704604172
There he is!
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>>704604203
post pic of your irl hand pls
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>>704604203
Sup lil drizzle~ ;)
What it dooooo?
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>>704604340
Be cool, Pown.
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>>704604203
Cutest pose you can draw
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>>704604203
Rain hey you up for some cute shit?
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>>704604203
you a gangsta
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>>704604203
Go away desperate whore
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>>704604340
Take care bro! See you when you're feelin better
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i'm taking requests
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>>704603895
>ignore the pic
>trying
>ninja raptor
>no ignore it
>both boned up
>wut
Wat. I have to reread this post again wat r u asking?
>>704604172
!! ; A;
I thought u left
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>>704603326
A goat, possibly...?

>>704604236
Drawing speed's slow...
Sorry about that.
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>>704603406
ahh~
a-anon..~

>>704603493
ANOOOOOON

>>704603572
bc i'm her gf dummy
i know how shy she is and stuff
if u have em saved show bc i wanna see what u thought were hers~

>>704603811
but i don't drink decaf
why dont u try some normal coffee u big smelly willy

>>704604172
OH FUCK
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>>704604379
I wonder who could be behind this post
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Hi I'm new
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>>704604916
Hi new
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>>704604916
Hi new
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>>704604916
hi old
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>>704604099
but anon... im a drawfag(male)
also done
>>704604234
Soon™
>>704604281
I would if I could, anon.
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>>704592324

Bazzinga Down
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>>704604916
Hi jew
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>>704604916
Hi poo
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>>704604856
>>704604756
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>>704605057
if youd shoot like that youd get fucked.
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>>704604916
welcome to hell
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>>704602548
D: Tell me it ain't so anon!

>>704602688
Kek, i'll tell you the same thing when she picks me over you. :^)
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>>704604856
Doubt it was the real tvhead guy tho
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>>704603983
Are you a girl D?
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>>704604756
>Ninja raptor
Those are Pokemon
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>>704605149
>>704605072
>>704605029
>>704604992
>>704604985

why do you do this to me
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>>704605037
Oh, you're a dude.
Gross.
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>>704605037
Request a cute girl with really long hair using it as a lasso.
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>>704605379
But Im a cute dude
>>704605265
>
>>704605416
comin right up
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>>704604856
can I lick it?
>>
>>704604347
Cian y u so faggot?
>>704605037
Oh, show dick, if small, don't talk to them
Thanks buddy.
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>>704604265
Oh anon. Ive mever played overwatch nor do i draw mechs/robots of ANY sort
This was a terrible headache and a bust for me...
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>>704605366
I'm liking this guy
Got a drawname?
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>>704605366
emo pussy detected
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>>704605321
>Pokeymanz blind ass fuckboi
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>>704605666

Oh, sorry satan. Its nice! Also, nice trips.
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>>704605666
Hail shitty artist Satan
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>>704605379
How about you shut the fuck up and come stroke my tender rocket.
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>>704605201
Your tip inspired me
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>>704605785
Don't tempt me with a good time, faggot.
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and I'm NOT SURE WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE
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>>704604856
How dare u. I'm not smelly. I miss smelly.
U can always start drinkin the caf.
>>704605182
Ur grasp is so stronk.
Pls dun hurt me.
>>704605321
Fuq I'm so out dated. There's a new two coming out, which one should I get?
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>>704605918
Oh, I'll give you more than just a good time pal! Leave you with butt pains that will last a lifetime.
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>>704605675
the only thing I hate more than emo children are emo children on skateboards

>>704605672
hi I'm Desmond. I like cheesecake and long walks on the beach
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>>704604856
requesting a Dakimakura of this qt tambourine girl
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>>704604379
Uh no

>>704604380
Tired

>>704604520
I cant really think of any honestly. Can you give me a pose you want to see?

>>704604602
Yea lets do it

>>704604609
Holla
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>>704606145
Potato head is potato.
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>>704605828
Good to know i'm helping

Got any requests?
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>>704605600
this coming from someone asking for a dick pic
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>>704606113
I like walks and cheesecakes too
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