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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704573501
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I want to protect Hitoha from bullies like Yuuko.
>>704582208
I really wish I could.
>>704582473
I'm grinding lions for my tiger.
>>704582409 [yuno]
cya qt
>>704582601
>>704582409
Yeah it is boi~
>>704582208
I actually had a sleep paralysis episode like that but I distinctly remember shouting
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP."
still here
>>704582737
Mai
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>704582739
Don't want to risk it?
>>704582737
>I just wanna crush her
Esdeath.jpg?
>>704582756
Hi.
>>704582849
Mi Liu
>>704582951
>>704582849
Handfag.
>>704583000
Slut.
>>704583062
Nigger
>>704582849
No she's MAI waifu I claimed her first.
>>704583107
alex
>>704583152
News.
>>704582737
You'll have to sleep eventually~
>Best fox claimu
Claiming best girl
Can't get enough of this album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ6edXZOjZU
>>704583000
Fuck off.
I am the one who started the hate against that coward.
Fucking non original cunts.
Asuka, bitches.
Best body.
Best hair and clothes style.
Fucking annoying character that you want love and kick in the same time.
No stupid cringe "senpai" bullshit.
No stupid annoying screams.
She will love you and she will slap you in the face if you are whining too much.
No better waifu.
>>704583279
Fuck off chen
>>704583335
>worst dere
>>704583384
Shut the fuck up, maggot.
>>704582440
It's ok sweetie, I'll be patient for you.
The best waifu. not always there. but still qt
>>704583510
Not until you marry me.
>>704583582
I finished eating, now I'm just listening to music.
I'm happy fall is coming
Calamity-masu'd
>>704582473
You broke him
>>704583216
I'll just have to sleep next to her.
>>704583741
Ask sluts for that stuff.
You know who.
>>704583335
Not even a fuckin gun.
5/10
>>704583882
You?
>>704583819
I hope you're a heavy sleeper.
I coming at her with high school freshman level bullying
>>704583510
So dull
>>704583760
Do you like pumpkin flavored sweets? like pumpkin pie?
Fall is so comfy.
>>704583953
His mum.
>>704582889
No just because it's easier to make a lot of money in Arcade.
>>704582889
You just make a shit ton of lion with the right planes in arcade battles.
>>704584109
Half of my brain always stays awake, one eye closed, the other on Hito.
>>704584382
So you're saying you'll never see me coming if i direct my energy towards you first?
>>704584150
Yeah, fall is the best. I love just wearing in my hoodie or staying at someones home with some friend smoking and listening to music while is raining
>>704584120
lul
Claiming
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>704583763
Don't you want to be the next one?
>>704584249
>>704584250
>double Shiki
Connection error?
Fair enough, but is it easier than being a bomber playing scrub who presses spacebar every 5 minutes?
>>704584525
I can withstand it, Hitoha is fragile.
>>704584744
Sealclubbing in a p51 is a lot more fun.
>>704584744
I'm already broken in lots of ways, I don't need to be broken in another. Thanks for these offer though
>>704584902
Edgy
>>704584902
<3
>>704584791
Tell me anon. What about your travels has made you so tough?
>>704584902
>>704584544
I want to cuddle with you in a hoodie.
>>704585189
Her.
>>704585195
Cute.
Buy an xxl hoodie and lets cuddle in it
>>704585143
Why the heart? My heart isn't broken yet
>>704585189
>>704585382
<3
![Syndra [79].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RaBRmtc.jpg "Syndra [79].jpg")
>>704584868
>p51
Good stuff.
I should probably take out my KV-1 for some money making.
>>704584902
But in that case, one thing should hurt.
>>704585444
Dunno.
<3<3<3<3<3
>>704585317
Oh you.
You'll be a person one of these days
>>704585444
You don't need to be broken
>>704585780
>>704585823
Esgecunts
>>704585681
I want to eat sweets with you while feeling you up.
>>704585575
Or it could be the straw that breaks the camels back
>>704586039
You're so lewd.
But sure, we do that
>>704585780
I was born without a personality.
Make way for the greatest waifu in the galaxy
>>704585703
Okay
><3 I guess
>>704585823
Everyone is a little broken. Anyone who says otherwise is lying
>>704586284
what the fuck is the edge level so high today?
>i was born without personality
homy shit sasuke is that you my man
>>704586284
Well, everyone kinda is
Only waifus are born perfect we must suffer to achieve perfection.
>>704586382
You must mean in andromeda
>>704586407
><3!
>>704586471
>we must suffer to achive perfection
why would you want to be perfect?
jesus christ, seems hard to be in your twenties anon
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>704586106
Even better, just makes it even more exciting.
>>704586471
>You must mean in andromeda
She's number one in all the galaxies
>>704586698
All I see is tumblr trash
>>704586471
Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor
-Alexis Carrel
I've become so numb i can't feel you there
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS! IMAGINING YOU ARE MARRIED TO CARTOON CHARACTERS IS QUITE A LAUGH! LUCKILY, ALL OF SOCIETY IS LAUGHING WITH ME! IT'S SO NASTY YOU'D WANT TO MARRY A SWEATY JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION!
>>704586407
I get by just fine
>>704586698
>Only all galaxies
There are plenty of other dimensions and universes that have better waifus
>>704586605
By the way, I don't think we've spoken before, who's this?
>>704586680
Such a bully :(
>>704584602
Yuuki!
>>704586858
U wot
>>704586907
>Giving a shit what society thinks
Fucking SHEEP.
Whats the matter anon? Can't even get a 2D girl to love you? What a FAGGOT.
>>704586858
Insulting waifus is rude anonkun
>>704586907
You make me laugh
>>704586246
We're both lewd. that's why we belong together.
i love Emilia
>>704587088
I don't have that many cute pixa on my pjone
>>704586999
I already have a beatiful 2d girl
>>704587074
good
>>704587074
Insulting shit is what we're all about.
>>704586951
You heard me.
>>704586949
Eru! How's it going?
>>704586894
Then don't feel me just yet.
Just know that i am.
>>704587098
why
>>704587225
Does your waifu shake dat ass? I thought not
>>704587206
That's fine.
>grabs butt
>>704587435
That's what makes her infinitely better.
>>704587227
Its goin good
>I accidentally left Rim World running last night
>They've gotten SO FAR.
I'm gonna snag a screenshot.
>>704587435
>>704587225
guys please
can't we just love our waifus? without aggression?
>>704586929
Neptune of course, the best girl of all gamindustri!
>>704587676
No, insulting shit waifus has been a time honored tradition.
>>704587597
>denial
>>704587676
No fuck off your fucking furry
>>704587676
NO DUDE FUCK OFF
IN MY TIMES WHEN I WAS CLAIMING IN NOVEMBER 2015 THINGS USED TO BE MUCH BETTER
ALSO SHIKI WAS PRETTY AUTISTIC ONLY TALKING TO SABER AND VIGIL WAS WAS ROLEPLYING AS MIKAN LIKE A HUGE FAGGOT THAT HE IS
NOTHING IS COOL ANYMORE
Fuck this thread.
Good bye for now /waifu/ you're all shit.
I love you.
>>704587279
>>704587892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcexRdaijeA
Bye bully.
>>704587892
I honestly hope you die.
>>704587892
Bye bye
>>704587882
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>704586912
I'm sure you're broken in your own way
>>704587756
Ah, I'm not sure that I've seen you before. I don't usually notice anything other than (You)s though
>>704587934
Togame confirmed Yuuko
>>704587882
Get out faggot.
>>704588059
Literally who's dont have
>>704587934
afternoon
>>704587892
yes we are, goodbye
>>704587697
Yes.
Your cute little butt~
>>704587882
>>704587598
Oh shit! I was gonna ask how Hotel California was doing
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>704586929
Sorry?
>>704587934 (You)
>>704588062
That's because I never post here!
>>704588114
>>704588059
I really fucking hope I'm witnessing the death of this piece of shit circlejerk. Threads don't even compare to the ones made 7 months ago you all need to just fucking kill yourselves already this isn't your personal chatroom fucking degenerate fags.
>>704588226
buuuutt~
>>704588349
>Threads don't even compare to the ones made 7 months ago
...
Sad but true
>>704588062
Sure, but i don't complain about it
>>704588486
How would you know
Lol
>>704588250
Its pretty good, we've got a lot of space and materials, we even got power armor for one of our guys.
>Eru
>>704588556
''lurking''
>>704588626
Can you fuck off with "lurking"
Cool joke bro
but everyone who came after december is cancer
and that's a fact
>>704588349
Its not gonna die out, so just deal with it or get lost faggot.
>>704588744
Is a pasta, you huge newfag that you are.
/Waifu/ was never good(?)
>>704588826
>>704588868
/b/ was never good. /b/ is a dumpster, Waifu is within a dumpster.
>>704588868
this tbh
>>704588868
True dat
>>704588826
>>704588744
Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really fucked up and confused.
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Galko is also straight
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Galko was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.
I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm lonely as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have like 2 close friends, but I can't talk about anything serious with them, and they don't know I am a weeb.
But you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.
Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff.
There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I don't know anymore.
>>704588942
Dumpception
>>704589086
Stale Faggot Pasta needs to stop. Its the worst meme.
>>704589086
And here is the cancer that suicidal faggot used to post, Ruri's ship or whatever.
>>704588436
<3
>>704589244
Good job.
>>704588285
You heard me, bully
>>704588547
We all need to complain about stuff sometimes though
>>704589163
Eh I don't think its been posted that recently
>>704589177
OU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
>>704588742
>>704588556
Came back after a long break from 4chan
>>704589392
You know that shit is true, though?
>>704589373
I'm going to worship your adorable butt~
>>704589447
Your break wouldn't happen to be on tumblr would it?
>>704589392
And current /b/ is nowhere as near as to what old /b/ used to be and yet people still come back, shut up mate and love the waifus.
>>704589447
I've been here for a year.
Never seen you here.
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>704589347
Right.
Roll.
>>704589498
I love Nestea, hoodies and butts.
>>704589586
You are not making them any better.
I mean, it was cool and all, people were discussing things, sharing music, now every old anon is lurking or just claiming because those threads are filled with cancer like you.
FUCK YOU GUYS BEST WAIFU COMING THROUGH
Roll for you all to shut the fuck up.
>>704589807
>thinks this is funny
I've been here for a whole 8-10 minutes more than you, show some damn respect nerds
>>704588604
>those names
So it's basically a compound where you have to survive?
>>704589600
I was only here for about a week. I wasn't a regular on the waifu threads like most of the waifufags
>>704589775
People still discuss, or share music, although that's a very shitty example, what's your problem, anger issues or something?
>>704589816
Roll!
>>704589928
Yeah, Togame, we all know. The old shitty humor. Everyone laughs because you had cancer and they pity you.
Cool.
>>704588328
That could also be the reason, yes
>>704589982
Yep, but its comfy! Plus we have a billiards table, television (Orbital relay so we can have channels) and a top notch medical area.
i got some time before hitting they hay
whats everyone up to?
>>704589530
>anything that isn't generic animu trash is tumblr
>>704589928
Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /waifu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your stupid video game.
You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /waifu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.
>>704590034
its a copypasta
also known as a u t i s m
>>704589928
>>704589749
But it doesn't work like this
>Why you bully me :(
>>704590134
Huh, maybe Hotel California isn't so bad after all!
>>704590157
Hey Yuno! I'm doing homework, then going to a concert later
>>704589759
You like both of those don't you?
>>704590168
Stop it, Sachi. You're also in the reason that kills these threads. Because you can't have a normal discussion, you fucking autist.
>>704590072
You sound stupid
>>704590168
You also sound stupid
>>704590204
You are just stupid
>>704590248
oh cool
what kind of concert?
and who are you going with?
>>704590287
Yes
I like you too
>>704590157
cool and nothing
>>704590355
Rude.
>>704590157
Chillin, doing colony stuff, see:>>704588604 If you wanna see it. ^^
>>704590248
Plus we've got plenty to eat and a pet bear.
Its a glorious colony.
>>704590388
It's a Third Eye Blind concert! They're playing a show at my school. I'm just going with some friends
>>704590322
I know
I just don't care anymore
These threads are more fun when you stop caring tbh
>>704590355
Can i hug the togame anon?
>>704590157
Heard you faggots were hugboxing again.
What the fuck?
>>704590157
I hope you beat the shit out of that hay.
>>704590122
What about you?
>>704590550
That is comfy as fuck!
>Pet bear
Does it do cool tricks on a unicycle and/or charge into battle?
>>704590158
Yes most shitty childrens cartoons have huge fanbases from tumblr, especially when they also use shitty sub 2 MB gifs.
>>704589807
Dicks out
>>704590711
What about me? Where I'm from or if I post here often?
>>704590462
not feeling up to star wars mmo?
>>704590550
>hotel california
looks a lot like the prison tycoon game
having fun?
>>704590576
never heard of it, what kind of music is that
hope you have fun
>>704590673
hey akame
how is csgo going?
>>704590711
i will fucking destroy it
>>704590639
>not care
By stating you don't care, you still prove that you care.
You're just boring.
>>704590691
Is the cancer that happens everyday between some anons. So, just embrace it until people stop it and see how annoying this stuff is.
>>704590512
I'm just playing hard to get
>>704590639
dude you don't care? woah so laid back, dude
I'm filing a restraining order
>>704590398
Don't worry, I'll never stop harassing you about your butt~
>ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum
>>704590691
hey and havent hugboxed i think
>>704590886
maybe in a bit
This is quality posting, I assure you
>>704590886
They were a popular band from the 90's, they play pop/rock music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEm0ug03Mzw
>>704591027
>forgot pic
>>704591007
If you aren't coddling some feel-fags insecurities you aren't hugboxing.
Play any Warframe lately?
>>704590840
Both!
>>704591016
But Cirno is the shame of society. She's cute tho.
>>704590806
dead meme
>>704590892
I won't deny I am boring
Don't use that chen logic on me
>>704590893
But i thought i could hug the togame anon
>>704591007
im not forcing you or anything
but you have a qt slave waiting for you
>>704591027
oh hey i actually know this
what makes them play at your school?
>>704590729
It doesn't do unicycle tricks, but it can haul food and slaughter enemies.
>Mfw raider rushes our compound
>Gets mauled by bear
>hauled off by bear
That's how we feed em.
>>704590886
Its prison tycoon with the prisoners, aka colonists, having more freedom. Its a lot of fun though ^^
>>704591016
Quality posts are the only thing in these threads
>>704591173
Alice is from Pandora Hearts. Also, I post here on a daily basis. I don't always notice when people reply to me though
>>704590886
I didn't play very long. Wasn't feeling like it. Maybe I'll get back to Paladins soon if I'm not sick
>>704590800
>a few fags on tumblr like a cartoon therefore everyone who likes said cartoon is a tumblr fag
I won't argue about my gifs though. I do need to get some better ones at some point
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>704590229
It does, you just need to accept it.
Because.
>>704590956
Thanks, but I'm too tierd to stay awake anymore
I think I'll fall asleep, take care and goodnight.
>>704591340
Is paladins any good?
>>704590800
https://youtu.be/FyiR-EaQBQw
I can't stop listening to this
>>704591183
Sorry, Maybe later
>>704591112
i dont think i have. not really no. taking a little break
>>704591240
eh she is virtual and can wait
>>704591268
oh i didnt know that
yea that makes sense i guess
>>704591340
oh you are feeling sick? whats wrong?
>>704591240
My school's entertainment people somehow booked them, but yeah. Free show on campus with a popular band? I'm in!
>>704591268
No one expects the Mauling Bear strategy! Does it have a name?
>>704591550
It is one of those games that requires a break.
>>704591533
late 2000s Fate fandom was weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsWMjLWP5eE
>>704591510
It's kinda like a budget overwatch but it's fun
>>704591563
I don't know but yeah
>>704591426
Aww ok, you need your beauty rest cutie!
Good night, I love you.
>I'll still be thinking about your butt...
>>704591563
I think it was made by the sister company of Prison Tycoon, or even the same company. The colonists can have prisoners for torture/recruitment, its fun.
>>704591594
His name is Jasper!
>Mfw enemy we wanted to keep is being hauled off by bear
>Managed to rescue enemy to save
>Jasper tore the poor fucker's legs off.
Kek.
>>704591792
<3
>>704591686
Archer is overrated. So many people are gar for him and I just can't understand why.
I would Sichika.
>>704591626
ill pick it back up in a week or so
>>704591550
im sorry didnt want to push you
chilling is fine too
>>704591735
im sorry dude
anything i can help with?
>>704591594
damn thats pretty sick, and free at that
great school you have there
>>704591930
they have a sister company?
i thought it was like an indie or something
>>704591735
Ehh, never played overwatch and not really a fan of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pDF-OBJCt8
>>704592092
Because you're a secondary pleb. Also because he's brooding anti-hero/villain done right.
>>704592191
yeah wouldnt want to hurt my feelings or something by pushing so hard
