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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704557833
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
lucina
>Best fox claimu
Eru Claim ^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5GxM2wn_y4
>>704571350
But it wouldn't matter because I don't have them anyway
>>704571444
I'm not gonna ruin someone's else's day. I'll just off myself quietly
Calamity-masu'd
>>704573034
>>704573501
you better apologise
>>704573205
yea dying isnt a good idea
what are you gonna play?
>>704573209
yea i remember you telling someone this
that sucks man, i read stuff about it on /x/ scary stuff
is it guaretneed if you sleep on a desk?
>>704573657
You killed someone?
>>704573662
Its 100% Guaranteed to happen if I fall asleep sitting/at a desk, I can't sleep properly unless I'm lying flat, thats also why I don't use pillows.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>704573623
Didn't stop me last time.
>>704573205
I'm doing ok.
>>704573623
Why quietly? It's better to go with a big boom!
still here
and
>>704573108
just applied at 3 more places yesterday online
Miho claimed
>>704573813
Kitty!
Hana Song
>>704573108 [yuno]
I don't really have anything to say as usual
Claiming best girl
>>704573765
I'm yandere
>>704573915
Are you?
Have you evwr played town of salem? Is a broser game
How was your sleep
>>704573623
Suicide is a bad idea
just saying
>>704573875
>Korean knock-off waifu
>>704573623
post lewds
>>704573773
I found the pic i was looking for.
>Miho
>>704573773
oh that sucks ass, cuddling must be a bitch then
you ever got paralysis when sleeping with someone?
>>704573841
oh really? thats great dude
hope they take you
what kind of jobs
>>704573895
oh its okay
i will just talk some nonsense then
and you will pretend to be interested since you are a nice person
im joking i just wanted to say i met this dude the other day who was convinced he was a hardcore CSGO player because he had 60 hrs in game
made me laugh and think of you immedeatly
>>704574061
Only for you.
I've heard of it before but never played it, what is it about?
I slept fine.
>>704574113
>not wanting a cute 19 year old military pilot pro gamer supermodel girlfriend
You can keep your fox in a suit
>>704574293
Oh yeah, I don't care what kind of job I do, as long as it gives me enough to live in a shitty apartment to question what am I doing with my life.
>>704574293
restaurants.
>>704574288
Kek. Thanks ^^
>>704574293
>sleeping with someone
>Implying
You make me laugh.
But no, I can probably cuddle, I'd just have to lay flat on my side.
>>704574375
is about a town and there are 3 mafias and many other town roles but you can't see them
as town you need to survive
as mafia/witches/warewolf you need to kill everyone besides your teammates
>>704573662
>>704574293
i dont know man might play some arkham asylum
>60 hrs
woah man slow down how does one get that many hours in a game, i only have 250 hrs on my mechro in borderlands 2
forgot to ask, why did you go so long without sleep
>>704573814
thats nice, been upto anything lately
>>704573841
doing a job hunt, where you live? i need a job too but places either aren't taking anyone or they take someone else
>>704574293
>>704574645
>60 hours
PLEB. I have 287 hours.
>Eru
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>704574696
u r waifu a slut
and so r u
>>704573875
20160529175056_UBJeL.jpg
>>704574531
__d_va_overwatch_drawn_by_enagi__0dad5bc129c108529c4d1dac26d36d3e
>>704574696
>>704574645
Not really, just
>>704574645
Nothing much, insomnia is fun though.
>>704574969
You're mum is my waifu.
>>704574531
I'd take a Swedish medic over the troll child any day
>>704574729
Are we having a no life dick measuring contest?
Because I have 1400 hours in Warframe
>>704575104
Wew, I sure had a mental stroke right there.
>Neptune
>>704574542
thats the spirit hahah
you up to anything?
>>704574551
oh yea, you probably told me this before sorry
just dishwasher or cook?
>>704574642
uhh im sorry, i must have mixed you up with someone my bad
ah you can sleep on your side, thats good then
>>704574645
thats a pretty solid choice
kek idk man, normies always suprise me.
also >>704574729
you guys dont even come close to akame; 1200 hours. dude's a god
>orgot to ask, why did you go so long without sleep
no reason, just couldnt sleep. i was just staring at the ceiling all night
>>704574293
How does that remind you of me ;_;
>>704574643
Looks interesting, do you play it?
>>704574645
yeah but less places here because of it being a small down
>>704575230
anything really
>>704575104
i feel like with every passing day i get 10 minutes less of sleep
>>704575201
yes you did
>>704575230
i mean many people have over 500 hrs in some of their games
oh that sucks
>>704574729
>>704575145
maybe, ive gotten 2hrs in bioshock 2
pretty impressive right
>>704575145
I've got about 948 hours in GMod and that's my most, kek.
>>704575230
Yeah, I like laying on my stomach though, its super comfy.
>>704573590
>pets the fox
>>704573813
Last time?
>>704573814
Nah, life is bad enough without me ruining out more for them
>>704575230
Oh and you were not around when I looked up how many league hours I had? good
Oh God. I did not want this 3:17 wake up
>>704575525
Yeah, I play it. Used to be addicted to it. Check it on yt if you haven't
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>704575620
Yes, last time.
Did you think this is my first time doing this?
>>704575740
Nobody asked for this.
>>704575504
because.. because you have 20 times the amount of game time than him
it was supposed to make you laugh not crii
>>704575602
yea i was just joking around, i am a fucking pleb when you look at game time
except league thats quite a lot
yea it was pretty annoying
>>704575564
were the restaurants at least hiring?
to make it a bit easier i guess
>>704575609
how can one even sleep like that?
it puzzles me because you have no way of resting your head comfy, you eaither cant breathe or break your neck
>>704575726
i dunno mine is a whole lot as well
wanna compare :v)
>>704575104
my mum is 50
but still im proud of you for finding a woman xd
Staying home from school today so I can work on some projects
Right now I'm just eating and watching Young Guns
>>704575893
2 were the other i wasnt sure
>>704575893
There's still chances he would beat me.And I'm not sure i want to divulge this information
>>704575230
Nope, I'm just waiting for Reimu's thread right now.
>>704575602
So, what comes after you have 0 minutes of sleep? Do you get more sleep or something?
Also.
>Bioshock TWO
No wonder you didn't even try.
>>704575620
Life is senseless, go out big.
>>704575992
>Implying age is an issue
Sure thing, son.
>>704575831
I'm watching a video on it right now.
>>704575602
My least is probably 3 hours into Nekopara
>>704575609
I play a little bit of Warframe
>My clan leader has 2500 hours in the game
>>704575620
Hi, Arisu, how are you?
>>704575893
I always turn my head to the side and its much more comfortable, I can't sleep on my back because it feels weird.
>>704576193
Fugg.
>I've got 64 hours in Warframe.
>>704576153
Nice.
I'm glad you slept well.
Stop drinking coffe
>>704574696
>>704576091
oh thats pretty big chance of getting it then
good luck
>>704576136
nah dude you are a god, dont talk yourself down
i will start, i played 2000 hours
i believe this isnt that bad though, since my friend, Levi if you remember, had 4000+
>>704576152
why though?
>>704576277
i have heard sleeping on your back can actually cause it occur more easily
>>704576382
Yuuko-chan <3
>>704575564
small town, oh gotta suck, i cant last in small towns unless its visiting family
>>704575893
what other than league do you have alot of time on
>>704576079
nice, and called in sick or something?
>>704576152
i start getting insomnia and it becomes a 24 hrs of awake and 24hrs of sleep untill its a week of no sleep and 5hrs of sleep
i havent even tried playing bioshock infinite dlc even though i love that game
>>704576382
hello yuno
>>704576474
Faggot who complains a lot
>>704576340
If I stop drinking Coffee I'll only have you, is that what you want?
>>704576461
Yeah I remember him. I'm at 3k if I include this new account
>>704576556
i dont go places much so its fine
>>704576606
I just want what I can't have until my dreams burn down and choke me every time.
>>704575877
I want to go back to sleep but that risks me not getting up in time for work
What would new Syndra do. Because old Syndra would just tell me to kill myself.
>>704576556
basically only HotS and smite
probably warcraft 3 as well since i have been playing it since release
all other games dont hit over 60
i just recently starting PC gaming, used to be a peasant
>>704576633
allright well you got me beat there again
its pretty insane because they show you the number of days as well and yea
its pretty painful
>>704576556
Yeah, just gonna take some breaks in between the projects
>>704575740
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>704576795
it is
I love waifu-Bert
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>704576382
Bug
>>704576755
I don't know, probuably would ask you to sign some things.
>>704576875
>cant wake up
>>704576953
>probuably
>>704576461
Probably. I ain't riskin that shit yo.
>>704576882
at least we are both time wasters right?
so its not so bad
also it ranks you, i kinda wanna know how many hours #1 has
>>704577045
yea you shouldnt
i havent even had a real one and i dont not want to tempt fate
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
>>704577027
engrish is ard
>>704576461
It's what I do, that's what people know me for.
>>704576556
I never got to play Burial at sea, I suffer for it.
>>704576990
>SAVE ME!
>>704576719
Don't let your dreams be dreams
>>704577101
for you it seems so desu
>>704576953
I hate contracts though
>>704577142
Touch my butt and buy me food.
>>704577099
I would not recommend it unless you like not sleeping and being afraid of the dark.
>>704577099
Must be pretty crazy. Probably something like 16 hours a day since day 1
>>704576474
Hello miho-chan <3
Sell the car?
>>704576556
I'm yuuko, boobs
>>704576953
Tea balls
>>704577124
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME
>>704576675
that nice
>>704576795
most of my games dont reach over 20 unless its an rpg or i really like it
>>704577124
oh well rip, were in the same boat
gonna go for now
>>704575877
I did not, I'm curious as to who the last person was though
>>704576152
I like to be unnoticed, going out unnoticed is more my style
>>704576193
In class, doing a circuit lab
Obligatory claim
>>704577455
im hikage, dummy
Undying Catwoman, Claimed.
>>704577558
HANDFAG
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>704577290
Don't worry about it, just sign it and forget about it.
>>704577522
I guess Tohsaka
>now Saber
>>704577124
i dont really know you yet
but okay i guess thats settled now
>>704577373
well i kinda like spooky things
but i will stay clear from that
i am really interested in it though
i wanna know why your mind does this to you
>>704577447
i cant even fathom the depts of elo hell he has seen
>>704577514
yea i mostly have rpg in my library
those are my favs anyway
still need to finish most of them though
>>704577332
You have a cute butt.
>>704577839
I have a little butt
>>704577514
Bye!
>>704577522
Use a suppressed shotgun!
>>704577811
You could get to know me if you wanted to.
>>704577612
Don't think i've seen you before. Hello there.
>>704577514
And goodbye
>>704577930
>>704577811
Can Explain!
When your body is stuck in sleepy mode it hallucinates and that produces dreams, it also paralyses you to keep you from moving around in your sleep, but your mind must also be sleeping or else Sleep Paralysis. If your mind is awake, it will not dream, but instead it will produce vivid, horrifying hallucinations because it thinks its dream time, and you'll see shadow men. You'll feel like you can't breathe (even though you're breathing just fine) because of the paralysis. Hallucinating is just dreaming with your eyes open. ^^
>Except spooky.
>>704576277
>64 hours
I remember those days, back when everything was different
>>704577522
ooh, sounds like fun
>>704577680
Undying and unending combos
>>704577811
poor soul
>>704578178
Yep. But it's always fun to throw your head at someone, and beat them with your tail, isn't it?
>>704578114
So lewd.
>>704577455
Nope cant get anything sold. May file for bankruptcy.
>>704578277
And you love it don't you?
>>704577998
yea sure
i'd like to get to know you inside out
>>704578128
damn, its probably logical you know all this if you suffer from it
i think the mind is so fucking interesting
>>704578217
btw you play hearthstone as well right?
i really want that new tyrande skin.. should i or should i not?
Mako claimed
>>704578402
Yes. I'm a pervert in real life.
>>704577710
Oh no. Ive been in enough trouble for signing shit.
>>704578362
So things are still going well i see~
Any new fun things happening?
>>704578603
Hello again 3rd best tank
>>704578178
They were more innocent times, more productive times.
>These times are ending soon for me.
>>704578483
It is. Also can confirm that sleeping on your back/in the supine position does make it happen more frequently
>Sleeping in the supine position is believed to make the sleeper more vulnerable to episodes of sleep paralysis because in this sleeping position it is possible for the soft palate to collapse and obstruct the airway
I regret signing up for Spanish.
>>704578483
Played a bit. Never got over rank 14 I think. I'm not sure how the new heroes work but go ahead if you feel like it
>>704578757
very interesting all this
i was thinking of writing my paper this year on it
i might actually will
>>704578789
well thats pretty decent actually
its just a skin basically but its tyranda man, she is a qt
fine my spended money is on your hands
>>704578603
Hello Mako
>>704578712
Got mice in the house again. Bank account got locked out. Still need to pay that ticket. Fun times.
>>704578962
tyrande*
but w/e
>>704578784
Me gusta mugi
>>704578988
It's all going to be hilarious 10 years from now
>>704578265
Almost as fun as being a zombie opera singer with a dragon in her head
>>704578757
Time in Warframe and a social life are inversely proportional
Always remember that
>>704578784
You'll do fine, you'll be able to say a bunch of random crap that can't be used in most conversations in no time
![Syndra [156].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4nE95AP.jpg "Syndra [156].jpg")
>>704578618
Come on, its going to be just fine.
Even Makoto signed up for it.
>>704578606
Lucky for me~
>>704578784
Por que?
>>704578483
Wew, that sounds lewd.
>>704578962
Super duper interesting stuff ^^
>>704578988
>Mice in the house
Are cats an option? Cats are really good at cleaning up a mouse problem.
>>704579072
>What is social life.
>>704578962
I'll buy it for you
>>704578757
Does this happen to you often?
What kind of dreams you've seen during sleep paralysis?
>>704579069
Yeah, when he is not going to be rich, he is going to be just selling his body because he is such a manslut and he never accepted Tats who could've save him.
>>704579069
I'll be dead within 2
>>704579072
Yea that's always interesting. How about a guy who's afflicted to chairs?
C2 = best girl
>>704579110
I'll give you some tea so you'll stop drinking coffe.
>>704579136
I had this problem about 5 months ago. I just set alot of traps and it fixed its self. Killed like 15-20 mice last time.
>>704579069
me gusta Yuuko :^)
>>704579072
I signed up for it thinking I needed 2 years of it to graduate high school at all, but in actuality, I just need to take 2 years to be able to get into some colleges in my state.
>>704579118
I understood "que"
>>704579175
It use to happen often, but since I started sleeping on my stomach I haven't had an episode.
>Usually I see shadow men, hear family members saying things to me, see them
>Sometimes I smell fire.
Its creepy as fuck.
>>704579332
I've never had any rodent problems, probably because I took in a stray cat who genocides field mouse like Germans with Jews in 1940.
>>704579198
It'll still be funny from heaven
>>704579480
>>704579093
So anything new with either of you people?
>>704579136
oh...right
>>704579205
Beowulf is best Skullgirl
>>704579279
I recall her being the only one without strange proportions
>>704579480
I took 3 years of spanish
I can count to 10 and say I can't speak spanish, that's basically it
>>704579666
Beowulf is good, but peacock and him are a great team
>>704579118
It did?
I totally didn't intend it
>>704579136
You up to anything?
>>704579166
N-no you shouldn't
I won't accept it..
>>704579279
Aye CC
Long time no see
How are you?
>>704579790
>Projectile spam
>enemy gets close
>Chair to the face
Never gets old
>>704579666
Hail Satan.
>Kek.
>>704579842
Doin a bit of homework, later gonna head to the bank and put in the $20 I found.
>>704579935
Oh yea, don't forget the Fukua and Filia team, that's devastating
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>704579625
No, nothing at all.
>>704579324
Why do you have such a problem with coffee sweetheart?
>sorry for the late reply, I left to get another cup~
>>704580092
You're going to put a 20 in the bank?
Why would you go through them trouble?
>>704579666
Yo hablo español anon
>>704580333
I used to drink and smoke a lot and it reminds me of myself.
It also bad for your teeth
>>704580438
Yo tambien puedo!
>>704580571
Its*
>>704580095
I never really liked either of them
>>704580438
I prefer the more localized
"Learn to speak American, you illegal fuckers"
>>704579842
I should have known. That was very awkward of me to offer this
Oi, darlings I have to leave, seeyou all in the next thread!
>>704580135
Well here's to ordinary lives.
>>704580748
Bye
>>704580386
So I'm not tempted to spend it elsewhere.
>If its in the bank I can also use it for gas.
>>704580571
Coffee is like the opposite of alcohol, And I have good dental hygiene.
Don't worry about it so much it's literally just coffee.
>>704580736
Oh no it is not like that at all
It is very sweet of you and I like you even more
But you don't even know me, you shouldn't spend money on me
>>704580916
Yea but, can't you buy food with it?
Ah well you do you I'm just saying I'd be too lazy
>>704579580
kek
>>704579625
>atheist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQpsX_zHJQU
>>704581189
We get it, you vape.
>>704579580
Happened to me once. Some faceless surgeons trying to operate on me. Shit's scary. Have you ever seen good dreams during sleep paralysis?
>>704581286
Hitoha
>>704581189
Stop shoving your beliefs down my throat! ~
>>704579580
Those are always fun.
Dogs staring at you is creepy
>>704581160
There's nothing I can buy for myself that could make me happy so might as well try to help others
>>704581635
Hey, you remember her name too!
>>704573501
Link doesn't know how much this bitchloves him
>>704581160
$20 can get you a lot
>I don't need to buy food luckily.
>>704581189
Plus cats are great for cuddling and petting.
>>704581444
Nope, I've never had any good experience with sleep paralysis
>>704581635
Spooky shit am I rite?
Best type moon claimed.
>>704577710
And now he posts lewds like its nothing. Appalling
>>704577998
But then I'm still running people's day. In sure it's bad enough without getting shot for no reason
>>704578178
It was super frustrating. I got it now though
>>704581023
You sound like you're in deep need of something anon~
>>704581765
Yes her name reminds me of what i want to do to her when i see her~
>>704581836
uus rite.
>hears dogs barking in distance...
>>704581875
Take this loud mouth creature from me
Gonna do homework then catch up on sleep
Later waifu
>>704581741
You're too cute akame
Keep your money for later usages
I'm already happy i can talk to you
>>704581836
That's pretty sweet then
>>704581023
Yeah, it is. Sorry for long reply, I just keep eating, I'm hungry as fuck.
Is fine if you have good dental hygiene, I was just worried.
>>704581875
Arcade scrub
>Unless you are doing the eagle quest thing
>>704581963
I guess it was too much for him.
