The twist: The captors are the hero from the last video game you played. How fucked are you?
Dean Winchester (saving me) and Geralt of Rivia (my captor).... hmm
>>704562106
In most games, you're the hero: yourself.
So they're saving themselves?
Step you shit up, op. You're slipping.
Pablo Escobar from narcos looking for cj from San Andreas, this nigga is fucked
Wait, is it a TV show or a video game? The image says one thing and OP the faggot says something else.
Rick Sanchez vs My Aryan Space Empire in Stellaris.
Shit how is this not an episode of rick and morty yet?
Bob the motherfucking builder
R.I.P me
>>704562236
>>704562284
ITT: Reading comprehension
>>704562106
Oliver Queen (Arrow) vs Geralt of Rivia (Witcher 3).
Arrow dude is fucked, Geralt can deflect that shit. Which in turn means I'm gonna get wrecked.
Oh well.
Praise jeebus I just finished watching One punch man
Fry (futurama) trying to save me from dragon borne(skyrim)... nice knowing you /b/
>>704562106
>3 little cunts from stranger things vs subject delta
Ha
Captured by Chris and Sheva from resident evil 5 and being saved the main characters from the movie Underworld. I can't remember their names. Chris and Sheva are completely fucked
Master chief abducted me and Daredevil is trying to free me. I'm fucked.
Wayne Rooney?
The Doctor will try to save me from Adam Jensen? Hm. It'll be a close one.
>>704562106
So Lelouche Vi Britannia is trying to rescue me from Simon in Cry of Fear.
Geuss I'd better pack my bags, should be home in about 15 minutes.
>>704562106
Elliott Alderson is trying to rescue me from Hatsune Miku.
>>704562106
Zorn is fighting the Trade Federation. I feel like this would have made Star Wars Ep 1 a lot better
>>704562106
I'm not bad.
>>704562471
Just make a rational deal or plead with him. Or fuck if qtπ gril
>>704562106
Pablo Escobar
i'm ok
>>704562798
Forgot: bad guys are some dark age fags from Age of Empires 2.
>>704562876
Damn, you lucked out.
Yuno Gasai is saving me from Big Boss
>>704562376
Fml.
Childish Gambino saving me from the operators in battlefield 4
>>704562257
Gta V campaign dlc?
>>704562936
You're gonna get pooped on, kiddo
>>704562106
My captors are all heroes from Dota2, but I'm being saved by the classroom from Assasination Classroom... I would watch this..
haha yes
>>704562106
Honestly, I feel bad for the captors. I know I'll be home within the day....
>>704562106
Princess Kenny trying to rescue me from the FO4 Sole Survivor's fortress at County Crossing. This isn't going to end well for me...
>abducted by Tyranids
>getting saved by judge judy
>TFW
>>704562106
not the worst also hoping for sexytime as reward
someone pls sneeze on my penis
>>704563094
yea anonymis XD someone ned 2 XD
Fuck, the judges from forged in fire vs corvo.
Last game I played was Inside....
If I won't be able to rescue myself from the hands of an 8 year old Vic will help.
the last game i played is gta5 so i guess ive been kidnapped my trevor michael and franklin
im being rescued by stan smith
>>704562106
Captured by Kerbals, rescue by Wander and Sylvia.
I'll have a successful rescue with lots of explosions and a generally great time.
Elliot for Mr.Robot is trying to save me but Heavy (Team Fortress 2) is my kidnapper...
I'm not sure how this will turn out.
>>704562106
The local weather girl is going to save me from Master Chief? Damn.
>>704562106
the bbc muskateer dude.
Not bad
Jamie Hyneman is going to rescue me from Adam Jensen.
I'd pay to see this.
>>704562106
The Carolina Panthers. Was playing Madden
I'm ok with this
captured by guts, getting saved by urist from dorf fortress, well, nice meeting you guys...
>>704563366
oh bad guy is franklin from gta so im g
Hawaii 5-0 crew. I think I'll be ok.
>>704563388
Oh and cops are gonna save me because I'm watching Cops right now. I'd rather just hang with the Panthers tbh
Captured by Rainbow 6, Rescued by Jack Bauer
oh geeze, macguyver vs the dark souls dark lord, getting saved is going to be really weird
Cal Lightman is rescuing me from the rag-tag survivors trying to make ends meet from This War Of Mine.
I'd watch that.
Jeremy Wade (river monsters) is trying to save me from random nameless farming guy from Farming Simulator 15?
I think Im safe. Jeremy Wade is British and sort of adventuring Bond like in a way... or its just the accent
>>704563473
Oops, the last video game I played was candy crush on my phone. Kek, still ok.
>>704562106
sam hyde v wario
what a duel
Fresh prince of bel air and my captor is Michael de santa and trevor philips
>>704562257
Idunno man. Cj did bring down some top people. And as far as we know he never died.
So the sole survivor kidnapped me and pablo Escobar is gonna save me. I trust Escobar will get the job done.
Karol Krawczyk and Tadzio Norek
>>704562106
Versus Chris Redfield from Resident Evil 5.
Dr Dee: Alaska vet
I'm honestly not entirely sure, but I think I'm fucked.
Captured by Anduin and being rescued by Dan Patrick... idk how i feel about this
>>704563599
kidnapped by a lollipop?
>>704562106
Pkmn White 2, female MC...nice?
>>704562106
My Level 100+ Dark Souls II character.
Doesn't sound too bad. PINGAS needs a new challenge.
The captors are from mortal kombat 9, and I just saw the walking dead
>>704563817
>Dr Dee: Alaska vet
Forgot the kidnapper, but the last game I played was World of warcraft: Legion, so I guess the kidnapper is a night elf rogue who does anything for a tiny reward without considering the consuequences. I think I fucked myself.
captured by a CT from csgo and saved by Dog the Bounty Hunter
>>704563963
Oh my heroes to save me are Rick and Morty. Fuck
The last thing i saw was evil dead 2
Last game i played was metal gear solid 5
Ill be fine
Bojack Horseman is saving me from Counter Terrorist from Counter Strike GO
Pretty fucked
MacGyver is going to rescue me from the army from Empire Earth II ... well if anyone can do it, it's probably him
>>704562106
Pablo Escobar would safe me easy
Ted Mosby is trying to save me from Dak Prescott and the Cowboys Offense huh? I'm fucked
well guess who i got
>>704562106
The Deamon hunting Inquisition...
Getting saved by Gordon Ramsay...
Sculpt and Mulder saving me from pyramid Head. I'm down.
The little girl that won AGT is trying to save me from Medivh (Hearthstone). So, i'm dead.
Criminal Minds crew saving me from the Payday Crew.
I'd watch it.
well, the Institute and the Brotherhood have both been destroyed and the raiders and the supermutants are both raging pussies, I think I'll be fine.
i must be worth something if this niggas bothering to hold me up
and hannibal is gonna save me?
is he making dinner?
>plot twist garett saved my sorry ass from becoming the next dinner scene and arian smug boy is going to eat me
Savior, Prock (The Awesomes)
Captors, Corrin (Fire Emblem Fates)
>>704564403
Oh, wait. The hero? I kidnapped myself? Who-hoo! It's threesome time!
>>704562106
Dart from The Legend of Dragoon captured me and it's up to Walter White to get me back. Seems even enough to me
Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge
Ricky from trailer park boys. i dont know if im fucked or saved
Subaru from Re:Zero is saving me from my character in Stardew Valley. No challenge there OP.
Hercule Poirot is rescuing me and Daryl from The Walking Dead is the capturer. I think I can trust Poirot to solve this.
Danny Ocean is going to save me from Marcus Fenix and the Coalition of Ordered Governments. This could go either way
I watched Dragon Ball Super, and the last game I played was Xenoverse as Goku.
Uh...so Goku vs Goku? I think I lose once the world explodes.
>>704562106
Walter White is saving me from the country of Ireland. lets uh....hope for the best.
Pablo Escobar is saving me from Peter the first
Wat do
>>704564035
Dude, really? Rick and Morty just portal in, grab you, and go. 0 fucking challenge, 100% rescued.
Well, shit.
>>704565189
>>704565233
Looks like we're in the same boat
Lev Abramovich Isakovich
(Company of Heroes 2)
kek
John constantine vs The doom guy.
I'd say i'm pretty much fucked unless he pulls out some dark magic shit from his ass
Pablo Escobar saving me from Geralt of Rivia
>>704563039
same yo
Mitchell and Webb are trying to rescue me from agent 47
Lee Harvey Oswald.
lulz
>>704562223
Easy.
Gob Bluth
>>704562106
The Hero from Fable 3 captured me,
Walter Whites WIFE his fucking wife do you even know how fucked i am
Ephraim Goodweather
I guess thats OK
>>704562106
Hodor saves me from Solid Snake
Rick from Rick and Morty.
Guess I'm safe
>>704565324
If i remember correctly hes up against Dean and Sam from Supernatural
Played simpsons hit & run on an emulator. You tell me.
Well Jax Teller vs counterstrike terrorists
>>704565665
thats big boss, not solid snake
>>704565723
The main dude is from Tokyo ghoul season 2 is rescuing me from just cause 3. I think I'll be ok
>>704562106
micheal scott shall come to my aide
>>704562106
the last vidja i played was Lemmings, like, ten years ago, so... i dunno how works with your gay-ass "twist".
but here's who's coming to save me
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>>704562106
Bow wow from Tokyo drift saving me from a rocket league car
With his hulk Volkswagen
>>704565843
Mah Mah nigga
>>704562106
So Nora from FO4 okay
Good since I haven't watched TV in ages
>>704562991
The fuck are you on lmao
I think I got a 20% chance at best.
>>704565772
Same person retard.
Edward kenway is kidnapping me... And Anthony Bourdain is rescuing me... I'm content with this.
Well shit.
The doom marine kidnapped me and frank underwood has to save me.
I think i'm fucked.
Fuck this is lame...
I have been captured by myself as the King of Realm Grinder.
And Kenny O'Neal is saving me...
>>704562106
>captain chandler [the last ship] is trying to rescue me from the sole surivivor [fallout 4]
Raylan Givens is rescuing me from Mario and Luigi.
>dfw some caveman kidnaps you and tears you in his cave to do whatever he desires because he never got pussy in his life
>dfw you'll be saved by Heisenberg by making all our ancestors fucking drug addicts
No wonder society is fucked
Played batman arkham knight as a batman and watched after batman vs superman so...
>>704562106
I think I'm fooked.
The Griffins are saving me (Family Guy) while my captors are Rexxar, Chen, Cairne and Rokhan (Warcraft III TFT)
>>704562106
Pablo Escobar is rescuing me and a car from rocket league is my captor.
>>704562106
Bear grylls motherfucker
>>704562106
Last tv show i watched was fear the walking dead
And last game i played was street fighter playing cammy online
Peter Griffin rescuing me from 132 league of legends chapions, I got a solid chance.
>>704566446
ohh and the danes in medieval total war i guess are my captors, i might be fucked
>>704562106
A pack of cards has me captive, good luck vs Rambo bitches!
>>704566602
Four kingdoms at their disposal
Jaina Proudmore has captured me, probably for sexual reasons.
Rick and morty are trying to save me.
Well, I'll definitely be saved, but hopefully rick lets me get raped a bit first.
>>704562106
Anita from HUM∀NS has to rescue me from Frisk from Undertale.
Anita is an obedient android and Frisk is a peaceful and open hearted kid.
I'd imagine it would go like this. Frisk politely requests Anita leave. Anita obliges because she's programmed to be obedient. Nonetheless, after serving whatever purpose I was to serve, I wind up unharmed, because Frisk is a sweetie and can't let anyone die or the pacifist run would be ruined.
Soooo not fucked at all.
>>704563690
yeah but Escobar tho...
Micheal Cera saves me from Queen Elizabeth I
I should be fine
>>704566642
kek
>>704566642
under fucking rated post
>>704562106
Commander Sisko is trying to save me from The Returners of Final Fantasy VI. I think he'll succeed with diplomacy, though he'll take his sweet ass time.
>>704562106
Mother fucking MacGuyver.
>>704562106
Snake is my Captor and Caliph Umar from some sandnigger TV show about Islam .
some guy from countdown is trying to save me from Genghis Khan... So fucked
homer simpson
Kidnapped by the ghost of Carl Sagan (last show was old Cosmos) and the rescue team is made up of the good townspeople of Banished. I'm beyond fucked if their inability to pick fruit and chop wood without dying is any indicator.
wade boggs from rbi baseball
>>704566934
Being rescued by MacGuyver, being held by my version of the Dhovakiin. I'm so not even worried.
>>704567058
Strike that, reverse it. Inept townspeople holding me prisoner, bomb ass Sagan ghost will save me - no worries.
Mr robot to rescue me from whatever you want to choose from No Mans Sky.
I think I'm good.
Shit, I'm kidnapped by Talion from Shadows of Mordor and Ray Donovan is trying to rescue me.
Jessica Jones. I think I'm good
Walter White Vs Sonic the fucking hedgehog
G fucking g
>>704562106
>Looney Tunes Show
>Uncharted 4
It seems Bugs and Duffy are saving me from Drake's brothers
>>704567244
Kek. Sonic is fucked.
>>704562106
Lelouch vi Britannia is coming to save me from the Grineer. Ez.
>>704562106
Solid Snake kidnapped me and fucking bojack the horseman has to rescue me
>>704567441
Misread post. He's saving me from the Tenno. I'm fukt
fuckin michael scott its over.
I either kidnapped myself or my car did..(racing game), and the hero trying to rescue me is.. Any animal from Africa. (Stupid African animal documentary).
I'm sure id die from boredom before I was found.
>>704562106
Level 67 drenei hunter
The cast of futurama
I may have a chance
>>704566065
it's fucking not that's the whole damn point of the entire saga you stupid inbred faggot cum gazzling degenerate
>>704562106
The cast of My Little Pony are saving me from Sonic the Hedgehog
>>704567674
Son, shouldn't you be in school?
I'm not sure
>>704567758
I'm 26
Bojack horseman vs my PvP character from dark souls 3
Kidnapped by Windwaker Link,
being saved by Jerry Seinfeld. Not great odds of survival.
My captor is Jim raynor and the hero is Pablo Escobar
>>704567843
Mister, shouldn't you be in a group home?
I was kidnapped by the 4 Warriors of Light, some hamplanet from my 600 lb life is going to rescue me.
>>704562223
Same wtf
>>704567930
I'm being saved by the current 17 heroes in overwatch
Captured by a Diablo 3 demon hunter, bring rescued by booth, Brennan, and the Jeffersonian scientists...
>>704568098
But who is holding you.
Elliot from Mr. Robot is rescuing
Ive been captured by mad max
Fuhq
>>704562106
Captain Flint
Ceaser
>The old Top Gear trio must embark on their most dangerous challenge yet...
>...rescuing a poor NEET kidnapped by Valencia Club de Futbol
So, pretty much their last Spanish special episode then
>>704562106
Dean Winchester is saving me from the chosen undead. well this should be interesting
Mr. Penguin
I think I'm good
>>704568174
Harambe
My captor is the Survivor (Fallout 4) and my rescuer is the original ninja Hattori Hanzo and his gang (Ancient Black Ops - History Channel)
I'm good???
>>704562106
Pablo escobar
>>704568439
But. Who. Is. Holding. You.
>>704562757
>"noooo leave me here" as he drags you away
The blue mountain state crew is saving me from Nyx assassin.
Oh shit
>>704568476
Depends on the level and gear the Survivor is packing.
>>704562106
I'm fine then.
Jotaro comes to save me from a fucking inept crew from FTL.
Goku is gonna save me from Alex Mercer.
Wonderful.
Im fucked, Kevin james vs swat operators from rainbow six
>>704562106
Artyom from Metro 2033 is my captor.
Lucas McCain from The Rifleman is the last person I saw on tv.
50/50 but Lucas boy has always had the odds stacked against him.
Frank Reynolds saving me from Michael, Franklin and Trevor
>>704568535
sorry i have gotten used to facebook so i didn't read the thread itself.
my captor is Lara from Tomb Raider 1
Well, Dave Navarro is trying to save me from the evil clutches of Irene the Cat Lady.
>>704568700
Sorry, dude. I don't see penguin saving you.
>>704568700
those tonka toys she hides in her shirt doe.
>>704568669
I dunno, Artyom has seen some shit.
The survivors from left 4 dead 2
>>704562106
The "It's always sunny in philadelphia" is trying to rescue me while kyle crane dropkicks them
>>704568602
Oh Shit... Full marine armor and 7.62 rifle, patrolman glasses, and skull bandana. Guess I'm fucked?
>>704562106
I should be fine
Rescuer: Booth from Bones
Kidnapper: Big Boss
wew lad
Saitama vs BTD5-monkeys. I'm safe.
Apparently I'm being saved from Nazi zombies by Kyle's dad from South Park.
>>704562284
>>704562223
The person saving you is from the last show you watched.
The person who kidnapped you is the hero from the last game you played.
Get your shit together anon.
>>704568772
true but i count somewhere that he dies from lack of air filters.
>>704568855
nerd watches bones
>>704567991
Kek.
>>704562106
Marco Polo is going to save me from a (mount and blade) Warband. This is exactly the plot of the television show, so I'm alright with this. My character was a Noyan with the Khergit Khanate.
Last TV show I watched was New Girl..
Last game I played with characters was Path of Exile.
I'd say I'm pretty fucked.
>>704568815
>>704566742
You are such a fucking faggot holy shit
Steven Fry, Sean Locke, Alan Davis, Jeremy Clarkson and Rich Hall.
I don't even really want to eacape
>>704568770
>tonka toys
So I was captured by the hero's of Soulcalibur.. and BoboBobo bobobo is trying to save me..
God why did I have to sit and watch that shit lol I'm fucking dead.
Frak...
>>704562106
Capt Picard is saving me from my own poor piloting skills and mindless mineral collecting in no mans sky. One to beam up
>>704562106
>The Avatar is coming to save me from the Covenant.
>This sounds underaged...
>>704565882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlaegHmB2k
>>704568761
but he can mess with her tonka toys
>>704568590
this would make for quality television.
>>704562223
Olivia Pope (Scandal) is saving me from Geralt of Rivia. Being married sucks.
Sal from impractical jokers is saving me from my Death Knight... GG WP boiz
The crew of the Raza (Dark Matter) is comming to rescue me from the Blu team form TF2. It`s going to be fun to watch
>>704569317
She could probably get you outhe honestly. She's a (black)mailer
>>704569201
Take that back, it would be the avatar saving me from Master Hand.
>>704562106
Jihad John is trying to save me from Hello Kitty
Simon Rex
>>704568666
HAIL SATAN!
Sylvanas winrunner(captors)....The gang from its always sunny in Philadelphia(Saving me)....well shit
>>704562106
alf from home and away is rescuing
my sl 219 pyro from darksouls 3 is my captor
i like these odds
Steven Universe saving me from the Stardew Valley farmer, I'll be fine.
>>704562106
Dwight K. Schrute
He's got this
>>704562106
Last show I watched was a homemade cuck video, last game was mgsv
That nigger ain't even guna try vs naked snake
Welp, Agent Mulder has to save me from Geralt
>>704562106
3rd strike. I'll be fine
So I got captured by the necromancer from Diablo 2. Since my character was only level 6 by the time I stopped playing, I guess not so bad.
>>704562106
So I have been kidnapped by the Dragonborn but I have the entire Hawaii Five-0 team out to save me, that could go either way I guess, although I think multiple lanes of sniper/gun fire would probably beat magic shouts.
>>704562106
The my rescuer is Unlimited Spider-Man from that 1999 TV Show, my captors are Overwatch heroes. Tanks, more specifically, since I just played that mode. I think I am pretty much okay, since Overwatch heroes are a bunch of losers anyway.
>>704569925
Oh and Saitama from OPM is rescuing me. Pretty safe.
Dennis Reynolds.
I'm fucked.
well im safe
>>704562106
runescape
maxed af
kidnappers aint got no chance against my nox nigger
The judges from AGT are rescuing me from Isaac, from the binding of Issac.
spongebob captured me
Overwatch Reinhard will save me
oh my this gonna be fun to watch
>>704562106
Commander Shepard
>>704569196
Haha same but he's rescuing me for DayZ badits. I'm good fam.
>>704569649
>sl 219
jfc what is the meta for this game?
Eren yeager captured me. Faith is trying to save me. Faith is dead now.
I'm being kidnapped by John Doom space Marine, and being saved by Jotaro.
>>704562106
Empress Catrhine II of russia, aka. cathrine the great
The one true king of Westoros, Stannis Baratheon, First of his name, King of the Andels and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm (saving). Katarina from League of Legends (captor)
>>704562106
Doom Guy
>>704562106
Ajay (far cry 4) captured me, and that motherfucker got fucking god-like over time..
Batman is saving me
>>704562106
Steve Harvey
I'm saved.
The office. Michael scott. Im fukn dead.
>>704562106
Jack from lost is rescuing me and Ajay Ghale from Far Cry 4 is my captor. I might have a small chance.
>>704573204
>>704573682(ME)
Do you think Batman and Jack can team up?
>>704562106
Captured by Kerbals and rescued by the bat-shit crazy stalker girl that likes Issei from Good Morning Call.
She seem like the type that would slice throats while people slept and Kerbals are known fuck-ups, so I think I'd be okay.
The gang from Always Sunny rescuing me from Roland and Catherine Ironfist. I believe I'm screwed.
>>704562936
that'd be a fun fight to watch
Abe Lincoln from Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter is my rescuer
John F. Kennedy is who kidnapped me. (Documentary)
Who the fuck will headshot who first?
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTY3NzY2NDA2Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDA5MzI2NzE@._V1_UY1200_CR85,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg
>>704574431
>being this retarded
>>704562106
It doesn't matter who my captor is,
My "Savior" will be Sterling Archer.
I'm totally fucked.
mfw.jpg
Gordon Ramsay is saving me from Big Boss.
Please save me, senpai.
>>704562106
Captured by the Lone Wanderer and saved by Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
Rick Castle is my saviour and Corvo Attano is my captor oh jesus I am fucked.
i'll be fine.
>>704575447
forgot the game, rogue legacy
>why would a 'hero' kidnap someone?
>>704562106
Rick sanchez hell yeahs
>>704575626
>> why.
Gandalf
Lou Reed
rhino prime from warframe captured me and the guy that saves me is is the retard from south park the movie ... im just sry guy that was it im done Im SO DONE
>>704562106
Speed from Maha go go
Everythings gonna be daijobou
>>704562106
Monty Phyton (i mean the whole fucking troupe)
>>704562106
My captors are the security forces from Insurgency. No one is coming to save me because I don't watch TV period, don't even have a provider for it.
>>704562106
Tommy Shelby trying to rescue me from the Sith.
Not really sure if I'm screwed.
>>704562106
Agathians vs mikasa
should be ok
>>704562106
soo the guy from mr robot is gunna save me... not bad. downside, he's going up against gul'dan
>>704574835
You're definitely in the danger zone
Lieutenant Briscoe from law and order is gonna have to take on Big Boss for my sorry ass.
Whelp guess I'm in diamond dogs now.....
Von Miller lol
Last game I played was chivalry so I guess some knights kidnapped me. And the crew of red dwarf try to save me
>>704562106
The Doctor
>>704562106
Those guys from Hawaii 5-0. Watched 4 seasons & still can't remember their names
Agent Anderson from Sniper Ghost Warrior 2
Im safe
Last game I played was Flight Simulator X while flying a commercial airliner.
So, 9/11 will save me?
