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You have 10 seconds to justify why you will never have children
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>>704559511
Because i got my balls cut 10 days ago...

That and the fact you'd have to bmget my wife to have sex with me.

Fml...
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>>704559511
Because I don't want kids.
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>>704559708
sorry anon
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>>704559511
Humanity is a sexually transmitted disease
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Children are expensive little shitheads. Fuck that noise.
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>>704559511
Why would i want all that responsibility?
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>>704559511
Because all western laws essentially make you a sperm donor who has to pay a monthy fee against your will for being said donor.
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>>704559511
I am a tranny and an unfit parent because of it!
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i hate humans
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There's a good chance i'll never grow up to be a decent, loving person, but i don't want to be hated by people around me either. My gf wants a kid bad, so i told her i'm gonna break up with her soon.
She's really into my looks so she asked if we could stick together for a while, i said yes bc cheap pussy and free food from her parents.
But no way i'd spend money on someone whose daily activity consists of shitting diapers and screaming like a bitch.
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i dont want them to spawn in this shitty map
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>>704559511
Because I can't without IVF. Been trying for 10 years. Going to start procedures soon. Also fuck you faggots that can but won't cause you're "not ready".
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I will, one day. Just no time soon.
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>>704559511
I'm in the 94th percentile mentally but in like the bottom 30 physically (ultra skinnyfag with health problems) so I don't have much to offer.

I suppose if there was ever a massive population decrease because of a pandemic that I was inexplicably resistant against, I would have kids, but barring that I don't see a reason to make more people, even if my kids would be really smart.
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child support
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>>704559849
>this
except i wouldn't call it "sexually transmitted" but definitely a disease
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>>704560016
>this
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>>704560047
the map is great. the civs are shit
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Humans are the worst thing to happen to this world
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>>704559511
Already have three.
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>>704559511
Better question:

Why WOULD YOU WANT children?
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I have 3 kids. Don't do it anons.
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>>704560119
yeah shit server
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>>704560082
Aww. Anon doesn't know how babies are made.
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>>704560289
mods are faggots
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>Bring a child into this world
>Not even a socialist/communist space utopia yet

Literally why would you subject them to this.
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>>704559840
Meh, hopefully she packs her shit and leaves. Honestley tired of the fucking attitude. Oh well, at least i wont have any bastard chuldren to deal with...
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>>704560318
I keep having frame rate issues. My game crashes for like 8-12 hours every night.
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>>704559511
getting a boy in 2 months
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>>704559511
i think kids are annoying and we have no need for more humans
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1. We plan travelling the world
2. She's 20 years younger
3. She hates kids (or the idea of how much kids cost to raise - I agree)
4. There's enough orphaned kids around the world, we could adopt a cute asian baby.
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>>704560555
checked
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Pros of having kids

Freedom to do what I want.

Cons of having kids.

No more freedom. Nagging. Homework. School plays. Parent meetings. Changing diapers. Buying stupid toys. Cleaning up after the shit pukes. Buying new clothes every 2 weeks. Constant crying and bitching and moaning.

Why the fuck would I want kids when I've got a dog? Atleast he'll never be ungrateful for anything.
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>>704560047
this
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>>No.704560661

fuck how could i fuck that up, I meant pros of not having kids. kill me.
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>>704560555
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>>704560733
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>>704560595
>20 years younger

Is she ten? It's time to leave the internet alone grandpa.. Take your 81mg Bayer asprin and fuck off back to >>>/pol/
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>>704560488
My buddy had a bad connection and disconnected early.

>Brain Aneurysm-->Stroke
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>>704559511
every woman i dated was a psychotic bitch who used and cheated on me. i have no trust left to even start a relationship again.
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>>704559511
already got them dude. they're over rated. tho my daughter is 16 she got some hot as fuck friends tho.
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>>704560555
>>704560655
>>704560733
daym this is gods gift for having a son
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>>704560817
maybe you should stop being so easy to play
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>>704559511
I got a vasectomy when I turned 19

I've had 2 women try to get knocked up with me. the first got pissed because I told her after 2 tries.
The second I didn't say shit because she was amazing in bed.
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>>704560717
Sadly you must kill yourself anon. For we are all far to busy conspiring not to have children.
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>>704560733
>>704560766
FUUUUCK
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Because kids are fucking horrific.
They're obnoxious and expensive.

If I ever change my mind, I'll just foster kids who actually need a parent.
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>>704560770
i am the internet, you would not have this shithole if it were not for us, what are we, oh right 'oldfags'.
Now check yo self nigga.
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>>704559511
can't stand the little fuckers & my gf is a dumb fuck NOT worth breeding with
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>>704560845
holy shit
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>>704560555
god bless anon name the kid checkem
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I have 2 and have done my best impression of a dog and got fixed up.
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>>704560817
This, anon :( sorry, I'm in the same situation as you are but I'm a faggot.

Also, I won't have children because I'm a faggot and I want more free time and money for me.
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>>704560780
The games credit system sucks. I have to spend 90% of my time doing menial tasks and I can barely afford a mount.

>the mount I want
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>>704560850
easier to say than to do. they all started out like nice women, kind and loving. then halfway through the relationship they turned into huge cunts. this happened through all 7 of my past girlfriends. i've tried dating older women to see if maybe older and more mature women would be better but none of them want to date younger.
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>>704561017
kek
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>>704560950
I highly doubt you played any role in the creation of the Internet. And I bet your wife's fat.

You're move
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>>704560016
same
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>>704561139
i was also played when i was younger and a beta, caring too much and being too nice. now i'm blunt, honest, very picky and focused on my own life and goals, and the women flock. it helps to be a good conversationalist, that's what every girl seems to want. even the taken ones. good luck anon
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I don't want children, also I'm a huge faggot
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>>704559511
the world is too fucked up to bring a child into it.
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Being irresponsible and having all muh free times
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there are entirely too many people already and the ones currently running the show seems hellbent on leaving it burnt and smoking.
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>>704559511
Sperm are too few unfortunately. I have a hot gf who loves me and have had a couple real 9.5/10s but found out in totally infertile. Still fuck and blow huge loads but under the microscope nothing's doing
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>>704561429
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>>704561246
a little late now. i'm done. i literally cant take anymore bullshit from women and i'm not gay so my only choice in life is being alone. if i take another chance theres a good possibility i wont make the next one, i'll end up biting a bullet.
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Too many of them, They are annoying, and too expensive
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I have 3, I advise no one else has children
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>>704559511
Because I'm 4 years away from wizard mode man!
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This is why the mudslimes are outbreeding us.
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>>704559511
Too many vapid bitches to ever want to have a child with, like I would have to worry about a knife in my back that everyone calls 'child support'.
I guess my standards are high since I lost my wife years ago. But then again I don't live in a very good city known for long lasting relationships.
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I have a mental illness, and if I ever have kids I can't guarantee I won't leave them fatherless.
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I've never been interested in other people's lives
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I darn fucked up and went ahead and had them
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I paid for my ex gfs abortion last month
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>>704562132
bitches need to use morning after pill. cheaper
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>>704559511
Joke's on you, I have one already.
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>>704559511
Mainly because I prefer watched my gf getting fucked by our dog
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>>704559511
I already have three kids. Got a vasectomy so I don't have anymore.
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>>704562494
Pics
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Too many years as a child protective services agent.

Seen too much shit to have kids.
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>>704562617
Not worth the risk, man
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>>704559511
I want to have kids. A daughter to be exact

I have planned it all out. My wife will disappear 2-3 years after we have her. I am working out the details how to make her truly disappear without anyone ever finding the body. I am not a psycho or anything but I think that with her out of the way it will be easier to implement stage two of my plan. I am thinking maybe a ski accident or something but worst case scenario I am just going to have to bury her out in the woods. Anyways, as I said I have a couple of years to work out the best method. We live way out in the rural sticks of butt-fuck nowhere anyways and we can always just pack up and leave for somewhere even more remote should the situation demand it.

So phase two is obviously going to be letting my daughter take over the 'mummy' role. Hopefully at this stage she will have gotten use to the taste of my semen, if not actively my cock. Now that she is a little bit more developed though it is time to start with the very very gentle anal stretching. Fingers, pacifyers, that sort of thing. With hard work, lube and a lot of love I am hoping that she should be able to take my cock at 5. Obviously I will be trying to climatized her to sex all this time. The only cartoons being hentai, the only tv being porn, the only bed time stories being child erotica, that sort of thing. I feel bad for having to keep her out of school but there is a high risk that someone would find out that I am keeping her as a sex-pet.

So at the age of 14-16, depending on he rmental and cognitive development it may be neccessary for me to sell her on to people who could keep her in check. Maybe I will try to breed with her first so I can have another sex pet in the making but we shall see. Perhaps those willing to buy a teenage sex slave has their own younger sex-pets and there could be some sort of exchange program. I would have to do some more research.

Oh yeah, I know am a monster and should shoot myself etc. No need to tell me
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>>704559511
So many snowflakes here afraid to grow up. I've got 2 kids with the woman I love, might even go for a third (impregnating her is the hottest thing I've ever done), and I love them to death, best decision I ever made. Sure the first year is tough, but once they start talking and walking, there is nothing you wouldnt do for them. People who think you have no more freedom with kids are children themselves, who cant handle responsability. Protip: Employers also see men with children as more responsable and thus will more likely give a raise/promotion to someone with a family.
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I'm sterile and the injustice of it all fucking hurts
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>>704562730
You could just take a trip to mexico
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>>704562730
This is how it will end
>Your ass raped in jail
>She retarded
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>>704562280
cost $1000 because she literally waited until the last minute. if she waited 2 weeks more we'd have to visit the stair museum
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>>704559511
I'd be a bad parent, it would drain me of money, and it'd be hard to raise a kid in today's day and age
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>>704559511
My wife and I hate children and would rather have a nice home and several vacations a year.
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Because I black and my girlfriend is white so I can't be a father ever
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I think I might be sterile but I've never checked. There's just no way my pullout game is THAT good
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>>704560041
>shitting diapers and screaming like a bitch
All you do is eat the chicken nuggies that mommy cooks you, beat off, or complain about how high your IQ is. Are you really that different?
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>>704562731
I have a responsibility to myself and to my wife and our well-being. Not wanting children is a personal choice.
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>>704562730
>I am not a psycho
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>>704561226
I never actually saw someone making the "your - you're" mistake the other way
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>>704561578
>if i take another chance theres a good possibility i wont make the next one, i'll end up biting a bullet.
Sounds like a win win. Just do it pussy.
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>>704563080
yeah you are probably right. Still, what else am I going to do with my life? have 2 kids, grow resentful of my wife now that she no longer cares about her appearance, watch my teenage kids turn into fuck ups, have an affair with a younger woman wanting to get kinky in bed, grow cold and distant from my wife, watch my fuck-up kids leave the house, grow old, try to fuck my repulsive old wife, fail, feel inadequate, contemplate suicide, spend evenings staring at the tv in silence whilst my wife playes with her tablet or whatever futuristic time wasting device we have in the future, meet grown up kids once every six months, fail to achieve the erection needed to even jack off, grow senile and then ultimately die an insignificant sad old man?

Everyone does that shit. I just want to try doing something different

>>704562919
mexico is alright but you can only catch hepatitis so many times
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>>704563621
best kek of the day
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I have no idea how to raise a human being
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>>704563745
Yeah, the choice of a couple of snowflakes who cant handle responsibility. Thats why neither of you will ever make it far in this life. So its probably a good thing you wont procreate.
In b4 stories about how much money you make and how great your life is. The only reason she doesnt want kids is probably because she cant have any, or doesnt want them with you.
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>>704561779
>>704561779
>>704561779
>>704561779
>>704561779
all the white males are too busy sitting here crying about the state of the world and remaining virgins
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>>704563109
>2016
>not visiting the stair museum
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>>704564487
You're allowed your delusions. We'll continue to enjoy our peace and devote our time wholly to loving each other.
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>>704563901
of course I'm not. I am just bored young man with an active imagination. I wouldn't be able to kill anyone and even if I could, I'd probably fuck it up and be caught by the authorities within days. I am just saying that if I was to have a kid and turn it into a sex-pet then I would probably have to kill the mother. Unless I found a woman who was into that sort of thing. Unfortuantely my fiancee seems to be against the notion of fucking kids so there you go. Shame really cos I love that woman
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>>704563621
I love you
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>>704563552
Mfw I find out I am sterile and remember my college gf pregnancy scare
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>>704562620
I'm curious anon, care to share?
>>704562807
Wow another one who feels this pain, I'm sorry anon. If it's any consolation, adoption is one of the greatest things a person can do with his or her life.
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>>704560817
Dennis?
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Cause im a complete fuck up and i fucked it up with the only woman i ever loved. also 31 years old now it feels a bit late to have kids now.
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>>704564747
>sterile
>being a bad thing

You can fuck bitches all you want and never knock them up
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>>704560940
Foster kids tend to be even more horrific, but okay.
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>>704564626
Wow, if you talk like that to her as well, no wonder she doesnt want kids with you. You sound like the fucking dalia lama, 'enjoying your peace and devoting your time wholly to loving eachother'. Well, you enjoy that peaceful time that you devote to loving eachother while it lasts, sooner or later her clock is gonna start ticking and she will leave you and get knocked up so fast it will leave your snowflakey head spinning.
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>>704562731
Protip: Employers recognize that employees without children are less likely to need time off for said children and are more available for extra shifts; extra shifts=extra money.
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its a long story... plus i dont think im ready yet. i dont want to bring my child into this world and not be absolutely prepared for it

im poor aas fuck on disability too lol
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>>704564968
Who said it was a bad thing? Did you miss the joke that hard?
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>>704564968
evolution gave you ONE job--make sure there's another little you

and you failed
might as well off yourself
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>>704565005

this is true

>was a foster kid

the other kids were stupid as shit and mean. i never fit in or got along
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>>704560057
>just because you can do something means you MUST do it

stop being so fucking selfish
if you want kids that bad, adopt
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>>704565015
What is it like to be in a relationship with so little trust that you need kids to anchor yourself to your wife? It appears you, and probably your wife, are trash who are unable to communicate and create and healthy relationship.
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>>704565057
Haha shifts, what kind of shit job do you have that you even have shifts. Well at least you have a job, I guess thats a sticker for you.
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>>704565057
>making money
>still having a job that works "shifts"
>
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>>704559511
>slip from your socket
>your socket
>socket

What is this, networking software?
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>>704559511
Right now I'm 23 and poor.
I have seven years to elevate myself to a point where I will have the income to buy a house and feed, dress, educate,etc... a family.
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>>704560016
/Thread
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>>704565015
>>704564487
>>704562731
>snowflakes
snowflakes
>snowflakes
snowflakes
>snowflakes
snowflakes
>snowflakes
snowflakes
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>>704563621
Not accurate.
I work 10-14 hours on weekends and mondays, and study software development on weekdays.
I'm a dumbfuck but ad hominem is overused on /b/
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>>704562731
Right, but not everyone loves their kids. Some people hate them so much as to be pointless. Parental love doesn't always make people willing to do anything.
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>>704565124
>giving a shit about what "muh evolution" wants

Having a kid with the way things are right now in the world would be a nightmare, fuck that
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>>704559849
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>>704559934

haha well that's one way to put it
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>>704565412
>not accurate
No shit Sherlock, I never said I had insight into your life.
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>>704564283
You may remember his post one day. Planned it all out haven't you?
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The point of life is to make more life. Look where that got us? Fuck.
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>>704565225
A healthy relationship? You cant even give your wife what she wants. Despite what she says, she wants them. Deep down, all women want it. Those that say they dont, either cant have them, or simply havent found the right man. Given your eloquent way with words, I believe the latter to be the case here. I'm gonna go bang my trashy wife tonight, and afterwards we will laugh, in our trailer, about you and your 'devotion'.
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>>704561091
>can't afford a mount
>must have ridiculously expensive mount
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>>704562731
Because knocking someone up makes you "grown up" hahahahaha
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>>704560280
Did you want kids in the first place?
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>>704565949
Lets see, architecture, culture, games, music, air travel, starting to venture into space as a species. Oh right, everything is bleak and horrible. I always forget, surrounded by our technology and western wealth, how shit this world is.
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>>704564933
Wtf I'm expecting I have them at 30 to 35.
It's the best time for a man.
You just need a girl in her early to mid 20's..
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>>704559511
because i'm a fucking loser
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>>704561901
I see into your mind, you like men.
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>>704566051
The knocking up was the hot part. The taking care of your family, thats the grown-up part. Dont worry, many men get it wrong. At least you figured it out before you knocked someone up! Another sticker today, we're on a roll!
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>>704565983
Christ, you sound really stupid. You are the herald of idiocracy
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>>704559511
Kids are expensive as fuck and drag you down.
>population control starts with you.
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>>704565983
Judging by your broad generalizations it's clear you lack the imagination or empathy to see beyond your broad generalizations. So you go ahead and rock that trailer tonight. Meanwhile my wife and I will laugh at the losers like you we are paid to help because they fail so miserably at every aspect of life that doesn't involve creating children.
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Up to now I am not happy with my life and I am one of the minority of the world populace that lives in civilised place with no war, health care ect.

I don't want someone to be like me and just surviving day to day an unhappy life just for my egoistic need to have a son.

I know blaming our parents to be alive is an edgy thing ect. ect. , but no one asked me if I want to live.
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>>704566426
And you're a faggot.
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>>704565660
you made an assumption though.
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>>704566355
There are a shit load of people who still never "grow up" even when they've gotten that far. Its no guarantee at all. look around at all the shitty parents that exist ...the ones that give the lovely gift of a fucked up childhood to their kids. But of course every moron thinks he's great at parenting once he's had kids
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>>704566426
Both me and my wife have university degree's, our kids are doing very well in school and are raised with love and in a stable environment. So actually I'm doing my thing to prevent the idiocracy from happening. Are you?
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>>704566807
I'm guessing that degree didn't include an English course.
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>>704566665
Awww someone's maaaad! Did the poor widdle retard get his feelings hurt? Aww ...life choices not getting constant validation from others? Oh noes. There, there
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>>704559511
Because I don't want kids, planning on having my nuts snipped.
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meanwhile in africa nig nogs having 8 babies each
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Because the world population is out of control
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>>704566807
Well that's a bit different then isn't it. I have a uni degree too. Biology? And yours?
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I have 4 sons if which 2 are twins, and I'm only 27.
Many assume this is a hell for me, being a young guy and all, but the contrary is true. They are all I live for, my only worthy accomplishment.
No regrets.
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>>704560119
tru
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>>704567089
common sense in chaos, i love it.
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>>704565376
/thread
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>>704565257
kek
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>>704559511
I beat children and yell at them for fun. I hate children. I'd be a horrible father.
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>>704560016
This

Besides, children are nothing but a financial drain nowadays.
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>>704567210
When someone is bragging about their advanced education, it is entirely acceptable to point out their lack of basic grammar to draw into question the merits of their claims.
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>>704567089
/Thread
Everything else said is redundant
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>>704567422
As much as I agree that knowing your language fluently is good proof of being educated, are you assuming advanced education is only available in English? lol
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>>704567161
Are you asking me if YOU have a degree in biology?
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1 i am ugly
2 i would make a horribly irresponsable father
3 no women has ever shown any interest in me i mean never

Picture to prove ugly
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>>704560555
I'm so sorry anon. Still, may your trips give you good luck for the hell that's approaching.
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>>704567574
Autocorrect put the question mark there. This site isn't particularly phone friendly
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>>704566701
Do you not know what jokes are?
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>>704567578
dude you look fine. Maybe it's something else that makes you undesirable?
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>>704567267
It's more over fear..
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>>704567943
Well i underatand its not inly my looks that is the problem but i just cant place what else it is
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Don't know what kind of world they'd be born into
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>>704567578
You look kinda like John Goodman
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>>704560770
>30
>Grandpa

K den
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The world deserves to rot. I wouldn't put another me into it.
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>>704560272
>self improvement
>freedom
And yet you'll never use it
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>>704568020
I think I can see it..yes I can see it now
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Because taking care of orphaned / abandoned children is better than bringing more children into this overpopulated world.

Long term goals include building large self sustaining communities for the same demographic from impoverished areas all over the globe.
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>>704564968
Believe me it was terrible upon discovery as I was engaged to a stupefyingly hot Pilates instructor who wanted kids. We discussed artificial insemination and adoption but broke up regardless. Now I'm with a hot easy going chick who just lets me bang with total freedom
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>>704565124
My brother has 2 sons. The family lineage will continue. I get to live life without constraints
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>>704566807
I bet you studied something pathetic and utterly useless like philosophy
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>>704559511
My wife isnt a babby crazy dumb bitch.
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Im a schizo bi-polar she is bi-polar
I would rather not breed another headcase
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>>704559708

#3 on the way for me.

just kill me.
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>>704559511
Got a girl pregnant in college. Convinced her to have an abortion. Moved away the day after I saw her to the pill. Now i'm successful and with a much better girl. When I think about how terrible my life would be if I had had the kid, I feel sick.
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I don't like children.
I don't have the time or resources to care for one anyways.
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Because I care for the kid before he/she is born.

I don't have a good genetic potential/history.

I am not attractive. (And to make up for that I'd have to get a gorgeous woman pregnant)

I am not good with kids. Like, I can be funny and shit but that's about it.

I believe all woman are autists/mentally unstable shits and would not let an autist raise my kids. (This is overlooked by society and is a VERY SERIOUS issue)

Don't have the time.

Want to live a little. Maybe when I'm 35 I'll have second opinions, but it's very unilkely.
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1. i dont want to pass my shitty genetics down to potential children
2. my parents were shit and i'm scared i'd be equally shit because i didn't have good parents to learn from
3. i'm fat and have a 3 inch dick so i have no chance of having a woman sleep with me
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>>704559708

just party into your mid 30s then decide. having kids early will ruin you
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I'm gay, but I can still have kids and theres nothing you can do to stop it.

>Double dads
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>>704559511
i will when im ready
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because i'm a hapless virgin who will never successfully mate with a female
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>>704569188
topkek this is what liberals actually believe
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>>704559511
i had a vasectomy
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>>704569188
>my internal clock is ticking but I'm a degenerate who fucks other degenerates
>I'll get gay pregnant
>love is love
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>>704568199
Are you saying the problem is the way i speak?
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im not stupid enough to be married
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Don't think I will ever be capable of taking care of children from an economic point of view.
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>>704567191
>giving up your freedom that early

That feeling is actually your body rewarding you for passing your genes ahead
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>>704569686
>gay pregnant

Top kek, ever heard of adoption or third party reproduction?
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>>704568838
Also this
>>704569770
And
>>704564429
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>>704569855
>not knowing gay pregnant is an actual thing among faggots
http://cuminhimdaily.tumblr.com/page/2
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>>704559511
To save moneys
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>>704570144
>Knowing more degenerate shit than actual degenerates
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>>704569970
hell yeah, im not a sucker big enough to receive the obligation to feed a parasite and her parasite just to make other suckers who got memed into marriage feel better
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>>704570293
You got to know your enemy, also Common Filth does a lot of digging to show examples of this type of degeneracy in action
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>>704570578
Meh, anyway I don't plan on having kids ever cause I think its wrong to raise a kid with same sex parents.
I might be a degenerate, but I youd probably be a bit more on my side if you knew my way of thinking, cause its not as far from yours as you might think.
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>>704559511
Kek
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>>704559511
Aint got no social skills, neighbor!
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I just told my wife to do this Friday. She hasnt been on birth control the last month. And i havent fapped the past 2 days.
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>>704570878
Oh dude, I don't care if you're gay or not or if you raise kids man. The "I'm gay and can still have kids" made me think of the whole gay pregnant thing, which is weapon grade autism.
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>>704565717
I have the outlines planned out, yes?

I doubt I will remember that post though. Or any of these posts

the thread will 404, we will move on with our lives

and then one day we will die

big woop
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>>704571288
Yeah I actually wish I didn't know about it now cause I don't think Ill ever let it out my head. Damn
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Depends on how good I learn to be a dad before actually having kids

A single dad at that
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>>704570293
>>704570878
good kek thanks
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>>704571212
don't do it anon
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>>704559511
i dont want my health problems to be put upon my kids
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>>704570578
They are not your enemy if you are fapping to their pics and vids though but gg
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Because I think it's immoral to condemn a completely innocent person to death
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>>704559511
I'm with an mtf trans. What do you think why I'll never have children?
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>>704560280
Why did you raise your kids to be insufferable little assholes?
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>>704572376
Nudes or it didnt happen
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>>704559511
Children are expensive and annoying. You don't need that financial burden. Pay taxes to import and educate Africans instead.
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>>704560825
Post daughter. Also, how big are her tits?
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>>704572376
because you're faggots
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>>704572830
Jews have more kids on average than WASPs. I have three.

Why are anti Semites always so fucking stupid?
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>>704569031
can confirmed had 2 by 20 am batshit nuts any women under 25 are nuts and want 30 million kids
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nobody wants to fuck me and i have soft erections
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>>704560449
Because socialist/communist Utopias do exist. They just don't function.
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>>704559511
I'm too selfish and irresponsible.
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>>704567267
Hm... Moar?
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>>704559511
I have two nephews, they are the persons i love most but i've seen what having kids is like and i dont want that life. Im a loner and i enjoy it.
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>>704560559
Humans in general, of course
But white humans are becoming dangerously scarce.
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>>704571386
>the thread will 404
>we will all 404
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>>704573599
dubs of truth
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>>704571743
>not impregnating as many sperm receptacles as possible
Are you gay?
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>>704559511
Because anyone who would willingly subject a child to the shitstorm that is becoming of this world should be shot on site for child abuse.
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>Colored ppl fucking like rabbits
>Every year a new flock of niglets
>whites die out
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>>704559511
Because my family has a long running history of depression and anxiety; it feels too fucked up to birth a kid and give him that many problems.
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>>704573797
>life is soo hard
>I'm shit posting on /b
>because life is so hard

You wanna shoot someone, start with yourself you pitiful weakling.
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Because as a functioning misanthrope, nothing sickens me more than the idea of other people.
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>>704573899
>l9ng history of being pussies
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>>704559511
Humans are disgusting and children are just concentrated human. I don't want them.

There are already over 7 billion people on this planet. We don't need any more.
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>>704572376
mtf ? male turned female?
If so can he still produce sperm?
Are you female? Or do you want hire someone to carry your baby or adopt?
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>>704573899
gayest dubs of /b/ today check em probably the century
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>>704572376
you both have (at least one) mental illness, and feel that there would be too likely a chance of your child having one, too.
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>>704560069
94th is actually pretty stupid. I'm .0084
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>>704572981
Why do jews have more children on average than wasps? Is it all jews or just the ultra orthodox?
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>>704572981

I look forward to seeing you in a gas chamber some time soon, Kike.
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>>704559511

i will only have children with the right person, and at the right time.

until then, fuck you all and your baby having asses. like aw wow we just got married and bought a house, now we can finally spend our lives doing everything we have ever wanted, but with each otheNOPE LETS HAVE BABIES AND JUST WORK/COME HOME/DRIVE TO LESSONS AND APPOINTMENTS
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>>704562731
Normies get the fuck out
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Expensive
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>>704559511
I would if i ever get to know a woman who's capable of raising a child on her own.
If i divorce or whatever i'd like to know that my offspring isn't living most of it's early life with a worthless cunt for a mother.
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>>704562731

yeah until everyone starts having a kid BECAUSE it will get them a raise, then you have more idiots getting paid higher salaries, in addition to more kids running around than are necessary, and now we have statistics going up because of inflantion (infant inflation). like okay man we're all happy that you like to nut in your wife. i nutted in a girl on birth control and she didn't get pregnant and it still felt amazing. so nothing you are doing is better than me except giving up your life to take care of a child. no other creature on the planet has to raise kids longer than a few weeks. so you might as well just say goodbye to 18 years x however many children you want
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>>704565057
>protip
>shifts
Nigger you aren't a pro, you're still an apprentice
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>>704562731
There is a diffrence between being too afraid to grow up and not having women like you

Me women do not like me not really anything i can do about that
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>>704559511
Because nothing gives you the right to yank a consciousness out of the sweet sleep of nothingness and subject it to the horrors and humiliations of life in this world.
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>>704559511
Zero population growth. My brother and his ex-wife have three kids. That's one for him, one for her, one for me. That and I hate kids.
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>>704574892
>better than me
Got a little inferiority complex huh? Little insecure? You have no idea what you're talking about. You don't "give up" 18 years of your life. It's literally the most incredible 18 years of your life. Also, nobody is out there having kids to impress their boss to get a raise. If you have no knowledge or experience, don't contribute to the conversation. Grown ups are talking here
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>>704559511
HRT has made me infertile.
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>>704575319
thank goodness... wouldn't want you passing on your mental illness to the next generation
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>>704559511
Because I hate the little bastards
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BTW, why do MY tax dollars have to go to pay for schools that are basically daycare centers for your shitty, spoiled kids? I made the responsible decision not to pump out a little shit gremlin, yet I still have to pay outrageous property taxes on my land so your little assholes can spend all day dicking around and cheating off of the nerdy kid in class.
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>implying

I'm aiming for 4 or 5.
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>>704561896
Sucks bro. Hope you pull through. Depression is ruining my life.
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>>704575585
It makes pretty much every MtF infertile yet we still exist, so fuck you.
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They cost money and could be autistic
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>>704559511
We have 2 billion more people in this world than it can handle. Why fill it with more. Especially with the amount of stupidity going on. Why even bother.
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Having a son would be pretty awesome, but it means finding the right woman. I'd happily be a single father. The only issue would be finding a woman fine with leaving me with her kids. One that isn't a psychoslut. The main issue is finding the right woman. I can't spend the next 50 years of my life married. Women are just too much to deal with. So the only option for me is to be a single father. Adoption is out of the question. It has to be my own.
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>>704575974
hey, I'm not the one who is gonna kill himself later in life when I realized what I've done to myself
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>>704576190
>i am not a capable man: the post
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>>704576222
Been less suicidal than I've ever been but good job spouting statistics.
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>>704576299
If spending 50 years of my life with someone who I will eventually hate makes me less of a man then so be it.
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>>704576103
we don't have 2 billion too many people per say. right now, we could turn the entire (most at least) continents of africa and south america into farmland. once the climate warms up a little bit more, we can farm more of russia.
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>>704559511
Can'T find the right woman for that. They act like children. I don't want two at once.
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>>704576427
You only eventually hate them if you choose the wrong woman. And the wrong woman is usually obvious
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>>704559511
I hate my life, so i don't wanna pass it on to another human being. It sounds depressing but it's simply the truth.

Hopefully my future wife feels the same

>Implying a female would willfully breed with me
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>>704559849
Be the first and cure yourself faggot.
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>>704559511
7.4 billion people already inhabit the Earth
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>>704560555
That's really bad news, I'm sorry. On the positive side, you'll remember the trips.
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>>704576452
Your response is delusional. Therefore, the fact still stands that there are too many people. The question is, what do we do?
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>>704576452
The amount of fossil fuels we use is currently way too much. We need to find a viable and sustainable method of getting energy. Harnessing the sun's power should be our main priority at this point. Then space travel.

>>704576584
Have you ever heard of cabin fever? Well, I really love my own company. If I had a son, I could spend more time with him because I'd be bettering myself as well as him. It would give me the opportunity to do things I never could do before. It would give me the motivation to change some factors of my life, such as exercising, eating healthy and learning more.
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>>704559511
Because I can't get animals pregnant, let alone non-existing animals.
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>>704576903
who cares? once the population really gets too high for us to sustain, people will just die off until we're at a sustainable level again.
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>>704564626
And calling each other faggots while secretly hooing good things come to them?
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I'd rather spend my money on my girlfriend, video games and guitars
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>>704576954
We're barely type 1.
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Don't want kids, don't have to have kids.
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>>704576903

>The question is, what do we do?

We let cucks like you elect not to reproduce and get out of the way, so that the world has more room in it for me and for generations of me to come.
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>>704559511
I don't want to.

/thread
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>>704568697
Lol, poor anon. Good luck friend. Assuming my wife ever lets me fuck her or even sticks around i'll never need a rubber again. I thought id regret it. The only thing i regret is doing yardwork too soon after and getting black balls.

Plus the doctor... that asshole missed with the electric fence transformer looking thing

Tazer

>litteraly tazed inside of my ballsac

0/10 would recommend
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>>704559511
>have children
"Top 10 easiest ways to pour the next 20 years down the drain"
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>>704577971
Exactly! Die sooner!
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>>704577573
Keep your insults to yourself.
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it's a choice for us working class fags and I'd rather have money
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>>704564487
>having kids = making it far in life
you sound like poor people with tons of children donĀ“t exist
you are aware that the majority of childless people tend to be out of a higher class?

the crack niggres from the opposite street who is pregnant the third time is certainly not someone who can handle responsibility
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>>704559511
The shitty genes of my ancestors:
Rheumatoid arthritis
Schizophrenia
Type I diabetes
Major depression

And those are just the worst congenital disorders on the list, which includes about a dozen more that are at best nuisances, and at worst wearying. The only good things that run in my family are an aptitude for encyclopedic diction, and homosexuality, which is extremely convenient when combined with all of the above.
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>>704578301
homosexuality isn't genetic
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To those still planning on having a kid:
You forgot about the herpes.
80% of sexually active adult women carry it.
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>>704578425
There's no pressing reset on that old troll, so why bother?
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>>704578601
*2:3 people, you probably have it too.
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>>704562731
So much debt are you in after getting your little shits cell phones and iPods?
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>>704578878
It isn't though. How can it possibly be genetic if homosexuals never reproduce?
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i have schizophrenia and worry it might be genetic
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>>704565983
Like those other 2 guys said, you're a fucking moron. And i'm sad to know that you have offspring who'll more than likely will grow up to be as stupid as you.
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