More like this thread. Also wtf are these called?
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More like this thread.
Also wtf are these called?
sewing
This too
u r fgt
>>704538270
That's a sewing machine
>>704538400
Yes
>>704538270
Eggsperimental sewing method.
>>704538333
That's just a regular pizza drawer also checked
>>704538601
What's this?
>>704538601
i fucking hate myself for laughing
>>704538270
Foodism
>>704538739
Milk money obvs
>>704538739
real experience oral flashlight
>>704538828
????
>>704538893
Braces?
>>704538921
Hot chip (they're a band)
>>704538739
Dairy change jar
>>704538921
Chrispy ironing.
>>704539018
Good shit right here.
>>704539018
Dog loops and basketti
>>704539063
You sick fuck
>>704539063
Meatnana surprise.
Classic footlong
>>704539278
I call this one simply
'Loafenham'
>>704538741
It was eggcelent.
Yum
>>704538936
I have ulcerative colitis, this is every day for me haha
Made me the classic Bill Cosby 'bacon burger doooog'
OC, btw
>>704538739
Salty milk and coins.
>>704540495
Jesus Christ the stench would be unbearable.
>>704541301
Is that Exchange Select aspirin?
>>704541461
Pomf
>>704541528
No ma'am, just a delicious mix of herbs and spices.
Here, try a bite
>>704538739
What pussy tastes like
I call these "disconnect". I have no idea what other people call them.
>>704541619
keek
>>704539278
>>704541581
Fuckin pilotredsun
Threads like these are why I keep coming back to this site
>>704541656
I have this iamge. Lol.
Yeah I never knew what to call them. They arent "shittyfoodporn" so idk what else I would call them.
>>704541301
If anyone saved this, let me know so I can finally feel a sense of self-validation.
>>704539063
>Fully cooked steak
Who ever did this should be in prison.
>>704538270
Surrealism is what they're called
>>704541874
I have a folder called "food in wallets" from another thread, but i lost my whole harddrive :(
>>704541942
I did. Gonna use it to tell people how to finally get in bed with girls after a first date.
>>704541844
Me too. kek so hard every time.
>>704541942
I Saved for sure.
>>704541989
I have some 15 pics of this stuff. Idk why I like it so much.
>>704541999
This makes me feel pretty okat.
Also GREAT FUCKIN TRIPS, BRO
>>704541928
I used to think these were scallops.
Took me a while to realize it was ice cubes
>>704542076
It creates an expectation disconnect - X, shouldnt be in Y. It is visual humor in one of its simpler forms I think. objects in the wrong place. But yeah I can't enough of them.
>>704542081
needs some bubblegum thrown in there too
>>704541619
scarily accurate
Good thread
>>704540495
thats a tiny ass stove
>>704539063
FUCKING DISGUSTING
>>704541301
Biotifyl
>>704541779
I admire the craftsmanship
doesn't technically belong in this thread, but fuck it, it is in my folder.
>>704542200
Even when they are both food I like them.
>>704542356
for sure - mixmatched food works really well for these.
>>704542348
Yeah that's more like shittyfoodporn
>>704541619
The scary thing is he is right
>>704541336
what the fuck is going on here
>>704542348
The teeth get me every time.
>>704542420
>>704542420
holy fuck everytime I look at that close up, I can't stop laughing.
>>704542453
>>704542453
holy shit glad i'm not the only one.
>>704542453
God, it really is
this one is oldschool
>>704542415
For your on-the-go needs
>>704542348
fucking lold
>>704542348
Fucking nailed it.
>>704542741
that filename tho
>>704538270
thank you anon for a good post
>>704542979
This might ACTUALLY be some chomo murder sanctuary
>>704541336
<3 Stewart
>>704541656
I'd call it surrealism
>>704539278
you know when somebody says "this is the best thing since sliced bread"
this was what happened before
>>704543249
But the loaf is technically sliced.
>>704542702
I'd eat the shit out of this. Now I feel like I'm starving.
>>704541777
Nice trips.
Life hack 185 You can dump half the bbq sauce into a container you bring to the store with you and not pay for the bbq sauce and they can't press charges. I get all my groceries this way!
>>704542081
They are just regular chilly dogs
>>704543535
This is almost retarded enough to actually try somewhere I never intend to shop again
>>704542037
Charlie, is that you?
>>704542371
>>704542246
Milksteak with your finest jelly beans, raw.
>>704543607
Why is he wearing that stupid bunny suit?
>>704542979
>6 bottles of lotion
>>704543770
was gonna point out that there's more than 6 but it looks like the front one is actually a bottle of shampoo...
>>704543835
who the fuck is this guy
>>704543835
Is this also stewart's?
I love this shit.
>>704543835
>>704543810
>>704543738
I'm loving these
>>704543971
Who is Stewart?
>>704540752
you probably deserve it
it's not called "disconnect" or whatever you bunch of illiterate niggas, it's called "absurdism".
It's the use of an absurd phrase, image, whatever, to create a reaction.
>>704544206
This is Stewart. And a mighty find handsome lad he is, if I don't mind me saying so.
>>704538270
A branch off surrealist comedy
Like Bill Bailey in picture form
>>704544371
Well that's quite enough b for me for a few days.
>>704544492
donkeys are aliens
>>704543136
Best way to keep your meatloaf
Let Dave know what you think about blacks.
http://vaughnlive.tv/thirdparty
Also a chat room for us to hang out in. Use 10minute mail.
.....
>>704541336
Oh, fucking come on Johnny. You have lived with my ex for five years and have erased all of her training!
>>704543971
Who the fuck is stewart?
>>704544789
see >>704544427
He really, really likes Jurassic Park. He lives in a bathroom these days.
>>704544371
i really really really need the source
>>704541619
It's weird because I have never thought that's what it tastes like
I love how my gf tastes
>>704538936
Looks like you've eaten some black berries or red beetes
>>704542348
My sides
>>704544564
That shit was fake and boring. Leave and never come back.
>>704545708
>>704538739
What pussy tastes like
>>704543738
Thats the guy that has a whole freeze full of the things
>>704546709
i thought thats the guy who has a bathtub full of the things.
>>704544371
kinda made me hard
>>704544564
This is what /b/ use to be before you fags got here.
>>704546737
He keeps them in an old freezer though.
I saw he posted it a few replies down.
>>704544371
>>704546869
>>704545093
>>704544564
fake and gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgbY7WzkplI
>>704546869
eh oldfags still loiter sometimes
These all look like they're from this shit.
https://twitter.com/cursedimages
>>704546933
i know that was a joke you unfunny faggot
>>704547000
no shit newfag
>>704547263
what?
>>704538601
the fuck this thread is still here?
>>704542979
dat lotion tho
somebody getting raped
>>704541704
Guy is so fucking happy.
>>704541779
sick af i love it
>>704544371
this is fucking hot
>>704538270
It is called an egg, you pleb.
>>704539112
that's ummmm...
that's...
that's cheese dude.
>>704541461
nice kek
>>704542979
nigga thats crazy
>>704541336
ive seen this video - it is disturbing
>>704543545
You should be PUNished.
>>704543535
Thanks Ken
>>704545387
looks fek, real ones are much better
>>704541336
Stepped on a leggo?
this thread makes me feel like gore threads did when i first started /b/rowsing
>>704538270
OP's training bra...
>>704547438
i like this
>>704547677
fuck this is beautiful
>>704542348
reminds me of the snake from nightmare on elm street.
>>704545139
Nobody cares faggot
>>704542423
>>704542274
>>704541619
Confirmed virgins
>>704541704
cringed hard
>>704541779
I want to touch it
