Anyone wanna donate $30 to poor Ausfag, need cigarettes to numb the pain of cravings. Fucking government makes them 5x more expensive than they should be. My paypal is [email protected]
>>704537296
youll just spend it on ice you fucking bogan
how about you stop supporting the tobacco industry and power through it, faggot
People like you are really weird
Do you really think someone would donate to you for cigarettes? You're ridiculous
what is with those gay boxes?
like yeah, we know.
>>704537471
Not bogan or crackhead. Just a poorfag Uni student
>>704537487
spoken like someone who has never tried to quit
>>704537567
craving what than?
>>704537609
It's fucking easy you faggot, just read or study, work out, makes some fucking friends instead of coming on this fucking site.
>>704537296
They are gonna keep raising the price until 2020. Quit now, save later
>>704537634
C I G A R E T T E S
>>704537609
spoken like a weak-willed pushover.
maybe you should keep slowly killing yourself if you're gonna act like a bitch.
>>704537731
I can't focus when I'm stinging, hard to read or study or really function when i feel so agitated and sick
>>704537920
Jerk off or something, took me a week to quit. Haven't smoked since last February.
>>704537296
Go buy a big bag of tobacco for 4 dollars and a pack of 1dollar papers and youre set for quite awhile bro
>>704537894
Give me $30 and I'll gladly keep killing myself
>>704538059
Where can I buy a big bag of Tobacco for $4 in Melbourne? Kek
>>704537296
Wait are cigarettes actually $30 a pack? Or are you asking for money to buy a carton?
>>704538059
implying $5 will get you any tobacco in Aus
>>704537894
Brb gonna drink my monster, vape and drive my riced out toyota
>>704538133
$30 a pack, Govt trying to make them less accessible, but it actually just punishes poor fags by making us choose between food or addiction
>>704538133
$30 a pack
$120 a carton m8
>>704538120
Opps 5 dollars (Literally 4 for the cheap shit)
Quit smoking.
>>704538242
>>704538242
>>704538334
where in Australia is this
our cheapest is $18
and that tastes like sawdust
>>704538334
Get on my level faggots
>>704538120
find somebody that buys 50g packs of rolling tobacco when overseas probs set u back like $12 or some shit (ukfag so im just doubling what i pay,probs costs less)
I'm thinkin... Nobody wants to donate to me? I'm craving a small bottle of cognac now....
>indeed, VSOP
>>704537296
>Ausfag
>[email protected]
>bellpepper
Here's 15$ buddy
>>704538410
Kek go try any tobacco store, atleast thats how it is in the u.s. we like our cheap tobacco guns and liquor. enjoy your liberal paradise rest of the world
>>704538208
Man that's crazy. Is it the government taxing the shit out of them or are they fixing the price? Can't imagine big tobacco being happy with that.
>>704538550
are you saying aussies are too pussy eat bellpeppers?
>>704538550
We call em capsicum over here, I use bellpepper as my handle because of an episode of the simpsons were Homer goes on a Bellpepper/Capsicum only diet
>>704538671
no, we call them capsicums not bell peppers
>>704538666
checked
also i cant imagine the aussie government giving a fuck about pissing people off,i actually believe that it is a national sport
>>704538666
Taxing the shit out of them, they increase in price by something like 12% everytime the Government feels like winning favour with bleeding hearts
>>704537296
Roll your own then.
>>704538630
Games, movie, music censorship... Cigarettes prices skyrocket,
Got any restrictions to alcohol?
Australia looks like hell on earth from here where I'm sitting
>>704538819
God. Bless. American. Where. I. Know. My. Tobacco. Alcohol. Guns. Are. Cheap.
>>704538906
Have you seen the price of ciggies mate? $30 buys a 20g pouch these days
>>704538671
Yes, yes they are.
Ausfailians are afraid of bell peppers. FACT.
>>704538819
yep Aussie politicians get into office and go "hey lol how we gonna fuck with the people today"
they get payed 250k to have quarrels with eachother over nonsense, and then pass reforms on smoke laws to make it seem like they are doing work.
>>704538819
How the things came to this?
>>704537296
Wow, is that a wrap that's required on cigarette boxes over there? That's actually pretty cool.
>>704538953
GOD BLESS AMERICA WHERE I KNOW I CAN BE FREE
>>704538953
theyre only cheap because they know u plebs wont be able to afford them on your $6/hr wages
>>704538950
Best country in the world mate.
>>704538970
get duty free baccy from overseas
>>704539048
When your entire country is cancer, the govt tries to do something about it
>>704537296
I dunno... just look at poor Bryan there. I don't think Bryan's face is on that because he's missing or something.
>>704537296
bro, go to your local asian supermarket, chances are they will sell cigarettes for less than $15 for a pack. sometimes they even have international packagings too.
How do you feel about gun control OP?
>>704539127
Yeah we treat em like pokemon cards, bloody love getting the blood in urine one. really sets the mood for a night of hitting the piss
bro go to your local asian supermarket, chances are they will sell cigarettes for less than $15 a pack. sometimes they even sell international packings too
>>704539147
Maybe for teenagers, but for regular people like me, we get payed 20 bucks a hour. living in my beautiful trailor park, smoming cigs,dope, drinking, shooting gubs. this is the life boys
>>704538950
$30 AUD will get you 700ml of SHIT lowest tier spirits.
>>704538819
That's probably a good thing; I just know that they would never be able to implement shit like that over here in the states, and it's kind of sad.
>>704539246
not OP
but i think jim jefferies hit the nail on the head about that
https://youtu.be/0rR9IaXH1M0
>>704538950
they dont call us down under for nothing
>>704539176
Cunt, if I can't even afford a bloody Rothmans 20g how am i supposed to get to chinkland for cheap durries
>>704539396
Yeah I just wanted to hear his opinion. Love the Jefferies routine.
>>704537609
Hey, at least you won't go through withdrawals!
My father has alcohol addiction. He quit smoking in one week no problem. Then he decided to quit drinkin' after having a fifth of vodka every day for 2 years, and he ended up in the ER ... was there for a full week! His liver is permanently buggered up!
Quitting smoking is a pushover compared to that shit. You can also find some people who can help you like they helped my grandma. They said, "Okay, we're gonna help, but you gotta do EXACTLY what we say." They sat her down and had her smoke ... and smoke ... and smoke ... and smoke ... they'd light up a cigarette for her the moment she finished one, and after a few hours of non-stop smoking, suddenly she didn't enjoy it so much anymore!
Nut up, get yourself some help, get through that first toughest week, and treat yourself! Maybe develop a better habit, like eating too much bacon! :D
>>704537296
If you dont have 30 dollars, kill yourself.
If you are willing to spend 30 dollars on literal cancer, kill yourself.
You are a fucking mess OP
>>704538735
>/thread
op is a lying faggot
didnt have a smoke for 2 weeks. feels like fuckin hell, but thats what you get when you live off welfare
>>704539246
It's pretty rad that farmers can still blast vermin but we don't have aspies blowing away school kids. I feel we did it right.
>>704539563
Or just smoke cigarettes because we all die in the end, might as well enjoy what little time we have on this beautiful earth
>>704539669
life will soon get better right?
>>704539664
If I was a seppo, why would I lie about being an Aussie needing $ for darts. What kind of autist strategy is that?
>>704537296
I had a day off from work and thought I'd take LSD because I knew my dealer had a lil bit left. I took it at about 3pm and skated home after smoking a bowl with him. Got home at 3:30 and was waiting for it to kick in, was watching X-men and starting to feel that building of warmth inside my chest, when I heard glass shatter.
I was confused and thought it might be my housemate back from work early dropping another one of my bowls in the kitchen. Ran out into the kitchen to see the back area of my house where the toilet and laundry room was was on fire and filled with smoke. Horrified and ran outside to grab the hose all the while I remember thinking "oh fuck, this isn't real is it?"
Called 000 and had a fucked up conversation that wasn't made easier by the acid which had fully kicked in now. Called my housemates and one of them literally didn't believe me so I had to run back into the house and take a photo and text it to her.
The fire brigade turned up and I'm pretty sure they knew I was not sober because I was gibbering like a crazy person and kept touching my face.
My friends picked me up and I explained I was on acid and they took me back to theirs and I decided I wanted to go for a walk and then I started looping whilst walking through china town, I got scared and lost and felt like a shitcunt for abandoning my housemates when I should have been helping and essentially had a total emotional breakdown because I felt I was a detriment on society and a burden on all my friends for not being there and helping.
Turns out my landlord failed to order an electrical certification and the extractor fan in the bathroom exploded.
Fucking Australian waster.
go fuck yourself
>>704539682
Thanks. I kind of figured, but the right wing gun nuts here would tell you otherwise.
>>704539761
You call begging for money on 4chan for more cancer sticks enjoying life?
>>704537296
Richard "ciggybumma" Northey
>>704539841
You're a complete pussy if you cant handle LSD, just stick to vaping faggot if your own mind overwelms you LOL
>>704537609
I quit over a year ago, so no.
>>704539969
nothing about the LSD, fag. just pointing you to the rabbit trail while doxxing, richard.
been 3 weeks playing this game. very hard
>>704539969
Ya ever had ya house catch fire while tripping? It's pretty s1ck, definitely not gonna launch you into some weird shit
>>704537296
Roll your own idiot.
Or quit, that's the point of the price hikes in conjunction with covering your future drain on medicare. Don't be so naive.
>>704539933
No I call smoking cigarettes and drinking and smoking weed when you can, enjoying life. becoming dependent on anything is just retarded
>>704539815
just another excuse for idiots to sympathize with you to milk money out of them
you've been shown to not be an aussie just end it and start another fruitless thread
>>704540072
Exactly, he just handle him self m8
>>704540200
This. OP is a faggot even if he's telling the truth though.
> t. Australian student who can afford darts
>>704540112
Sounds like you're pretty dependent on all that shit right now.
Think I'm wrong? Prove it: quit for a month! :)
>>704540200
Id say 84 replies is pretty successful m8, whether if it be multiple people doing so kek
>>704540200
If you wanna stalk me like all these other faux hardcunts trying to doxx me, you'll learn im 19 and live in Melbourne, Australia and all this other shit lol.
>>704540200
You silly summerfags and your obsession with the authenticity of OP once again ...
>>704540314
Lol I havent smoked a cigarette for 2 monthes before 1hour ago and dont plan on smoking another for maybe acouple weeks, only fools get addicted to anything
>>704538866
every 6 months, there's a 12% increase. slated to continue for at least the next three years
>>704540324
>84 replies
>"LOOK GUYS I'M A SUCCESSFULL POSTER ON /b/"
Are you even fucking for real? Or is this standard Melbourne behaviour?
>>704540443
Again. god bless america where atleast i know i can jew other nations into doing our work for us
>>704540443
Fucking excellent, is it compounding or simple interest?
>>704540517
That reply isn't the OP
>>704540432
I didn't say addicted, and neither did you. We both said "dependent."
So prove your INdependence and quit all that shit for a month. Unless ... it actually IS an addiction that you can't control?
>>704540517
Please get more mad, its like gas to a flame for me :)
tobacco is garbage for ngigers and indians, by niggers and indians
if you're not doing pharmeceutical grade meth and heroin you might as well go back to africa right now
>sage
>>704540705
tbqhwyf just more surprised about the level of sookiness itt.
>>704540618
Addicted and dependent are the same catagorie m8
>>704540780
Then I guess you're a fool stuck in both because you can't quit.
>>704540574
fucked if i know
>>704540733
Tobacco is for badass cowboys like big U.S.A big dick men
>>704540780
Addicted=/= dependent.
>>704540880
imagine a tobacco truck on every corner
OP here, ya wanna stop being shitcunts and just donate $1 each, will it even matter that much to you?
>>704540963
Its heaven
>>704540990
lol fuck off fag
>>704537634
Dick, like the fag smoking cock sucker he is.
>>704537296
Next time, just keep in mind, there are easier and cheaper ways to slowly kill yourself.
>>704540990
nah, gotta go buy my own. they're expensive here, y'know, so i can't spare the change
>>704538232
Wait, AUD30 a pack?!! You shitting me (USD 22)
I quit a year ago. They still under USD3 where I live, and that's for the expensive ones like marlbro.
>>704538950
>Games, movie, music censorship
really? news to me.. if anything its the opposite. cheap access to those things is a thing, but it's not censored. the only thing you could apply that too was the old ban on r rated games, but that changed when they brought in a classification for it.
on the other points.. alcohol isn't cheap here and i personally cant wait to see the end of smokes.. it's already becoming rarer and rarer
>>704540880
Tobacco made my dick small, so now im a transsexual
>>704540990
Better yet, SAVE $30 and don't buy any more of that shit!
>>704541122
$15 AUD is the cheapest deck of smokes, but that probably went up. I've been surviving off smokes I bum from strangers at my Uni
>>704541122
Taxes man, cigs and booze are all expensive as here
>>704541122
Yeah that's about right. Bear in mind we have a single payer healthcare system, so these sorts of measures are rather justified.
That said, NY state put a tax on 'soda' recently to curb excessive drinking. It's not a regional thing.
>>704539396
Jim has gone full sjw libtard since moving to murica. He is no longer funny :/
>>704541185
The further ban on tobacco has made peoples euphoria for it even greater
>>704539311
>payed 20 bucks a hour.
that's what teenagers get payed here
>>704541274
Yeah I guess you guys get cheaps smokes and then get fucked in the ass with hospital bills, whereas we're the otherway round. I'll pour one out for you Amerifags
>>704541270
Brew your own beer.
Legit, I can make 22L of OKish beer for $30 after equipment investment.
>>704541346
Supermarkets pay unskilled 18y/os around $20-26 p/h
>>704541122
<USD3 = ASIA.
>>704537487
>tobacco industries are evil meanies :(
Spotted the 16 year old.
>>704537296
5 bucks coming your way OP.
>>704541396
Fuck beer im for the moony
>>704539184
Bryan is lucky.
>>704541274
And so-called macho Americans BITCHED and MOANED like a bunch of PUSSIES over someone DARING to suggest they were chugging down too much sugar water.
"NUUUUUU NUUUUU!!!! I have to keep gulping down gallon after gallon of this sugary filth that leaves a sticky mess everywhere it spills and leaves my teeth feeling yucky! Don't interrupt me while I drain more of my money into a worthless beverage!"
Fucking God, the people in this country...
itt: my bad decisions are now your problem
>>704538120
>>704538158
newfags spotted, kek
>>704538208
oh you poor thing
>>704538950
alcohol is about 2.5x as expensive as yours... a friend uploaded a pic of a 700ml bottle of fireball for like $14USD, that's worth like 40-45aud in aus.
>>704541219
you are fucking weird, go put your mom and sisters under clothing back where they are. i really hopy they see this.
>>704541658
I hope i confused your dick
>>704541530
Bloody legend mate, I appreciate it
>>704541721
sick burn!
>>704541721
naw bro i like pussy.
>>704541334
nah, stats show a steady decline, i like seeing smokers faces when you ask them about the price of smokes and the plain packaging and they act like it doesn't bother them.. they must get so "euphoric" when they hand over 30 bucks for a pack of 25s.
>>704541742
cheers cunt
>>704537296
>Fucking government makes them 5x more expensive than they should be
>basic economics
>>704541312
figured-newest nexflix "special" is called freedumb
>>704541312
I always wondered why he was supposedly funny, he always sounded like a whiny dickface
>>704538066
no gary no gary no gary no
15% tax to stop polluting non smokers lungs yes please even if they put it up another 50% were only the rich smoke i hope they do its a disgusting habbit that is killing not only the smoker but other people around u
>>704537296
from straya too. sydney to be specific. Just get some marlboro reds or ice blasts from teh asian tobacconist they sell them for $13
>>704537296
nicotiana tobacum has never been proven to cause cancer. commercial tobacco products have. you need to stay away from name brands that are desperate and have enough money to specially formulate toxic cigarettes with ammonia, etc in them.
pro tip: families sitting next to a fireplace or campfire and smelling smoke are inhaling the carcinogenic equivalent of like four cigars at once.
cigarettes don't kill. i bet it's diet combined with cigarettes and their effect on blood.
>>704544031
it has 15 types of cancers in one inhale
>>704537296
my grandma smoked everyday and she died at 84 from heart failure
>>704545111
Rip in cigarillos and checked
Thanks faggots
>>704546199
Haha you smokan OP?
>>704539311
Oooh aren't you a richcunt.. I am on average $40 an hour. And dont smoke because i'm not a dumbarse who loses money as such.
How tf can 1 pack cost 30 and a carton 120 when theres 10 packs in a carton you fucking nigger
>>704537296
Just go get your Champix from the doctor mate give it 2 weeks no more smokes again.
OP here having a fresh winfield
>>704547478
Muh maff nigger
>>704547560
Or just go find somewhere to buy chopchop check local chinese dodgy tobacconists. Probably better for you too Id reckon than the chemical laced shit in bought smokes. Or figure how to grow your own tobacco and dry it and shit.
>>704537296
>>704544000
Inhale ash and die cunt
I like how the Aussie is talking shit about Americans getting paid shit yet is begging them for money haha! Tool.
Melbournian here, just rolled them ciggies.
