Well, about three months ago I told you faggots and m'ladies I was in line to inherit about 820 million dollars from my faggot uncle who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now
First to roll trips gets $3000
Quads gets $40,000
I'll believe it when I see it
>>704536150
Gotta be in it to win it
Roll
Huh
Fuck it roll
K
Roll bitch
>>704536085
my body is ready
>>704536085
let it roll
Roll! Woo!
>>704536085
Rolling
roll for glory
>>704536085
Roll
>>704536333
motherfucker winrar
Obvious pasta is obvious
>>704536333
lol
>>704536333
trips my man gg
paypal - [email protected]
What retards
Roll
poor fag
>>704536394
re roll
My bitcoin wallet is ready
>>704536085
Seems like ur the 400th loser to get molested by their faggot uncle and inherit millions from him on b/
>>704536085
rolling for gas monies
>>704536394
cmon i need this
rollarino NSR
how the fuck to people still sink their teeth into this fucking ancient bait...
ROLL
>>704536085
Not even a lot of money anyway and like u would have that in cash n have denominations of 20 nice troll
yes
>>704536394
reee
Rolling for the kingdom
Rolling
>>704536527
Are rerolls allowed?
Rerolling
interesting
Roooolllllll
>>704536333
How do I collect and then donate to domestic violence charity?
>>704536555
whaddup pay up son
>>704536555
>damn
All of you are copy pasta faggots.
Rolling
for sure
let's try
Rerolllllin
>>704536569
Rerolling
>>704536085
Give me muh money
Roooollllll
>>704536085
Good thing I'm broke and could use the $
roll
fuck it ill roll
lifes been shittyy lately
Kms If I don't win
If it's real I'll eat a sock
fuck you
>>704536085
ill quad in ur mouth
>>704536085
At least the 7th time i see this...
>>704536555
nice
also someone actually giving their deets for actual transaction
post if it works bro
fake but rollin
Is there a god? Rolling
roll me up spongebob
paypal - [email protected]
Rolling--->
>>704536085
Roll
reroll for quads
rollerino
I don't have a paypal. Donate it to a charity, thanks
roll
>>704536394
got trips but now rolling for quads
>>704536085
y not random roll
>>704536085
Roll
please kek help me
>>704536886
Hi Richard
waiting for 7777
roll
Please donate this money to your local homeless shelter
>>704536085
For the lulz
>>704536555
any word on actually getting anything
is OP still here?
>>704536085
>it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/
wrong! i got $1.4B for molesting my uncle
Roll cause y not
fuck it im that desperate. my email is [email protected] but thats not my paypal, just one for you to contact me if youre actually feeling generous
roll
>>704537200
Summerfag gtfo
Rolling at the speed of light
>>704536394
rolling for quads
Roll
>>704536085
why not
Rolling cause fuck it
>>704537286
xDDDDD
Wat
Whatever...rollerino
>>704536085
Life is hard right about now.
>>704536394
rolling orgenajo
How will you pay? Rawl
Roll dick it
it's coming
rawlin'
rolling for glory
Check these quads
Roll
Rollin
>>704536394
rollerino
How 2 send money. And know I got the trips?
Got em
rollo
o
>>704537492
fucking lol!! Your timing is off.
Hi money
Rollin
If i won the money id give it all to my mum, shes a single parent and constantly struggles week by week she really deserves the world (appart from the blacks and aids etc..) but seriously i love her for everything shes done. id greatly appreciate it
Rolling to finally become independant. Please puddi king, by thou will it shall be done.
I'm getting some cash wit this one boisz and I'm even taking a screenshot for when I get trips
7777 get
>>704536085
let's roooooooooooooooool
>>704536394
quads get
roll
Sure.
Rolling
quads quads
>>704536394
quads get
>>704536085
roll
Cucked
pl0x
right now bitches
rollllling
777 plz god in heaven I need 40k lol
Might as well roll
Watch them
quad quads
>>704536394
`
!!!!
Pay up son!
get
Wham
>>704536085
rollin a fat one for some fat stacks
Please kind sir i need a small loan of 1 million dollars
>>704537818
fuck
Roll
hnngg
dad?
Hit me up with some of this good shit.
>>704537781
FAGGOT
Show me the money!
>>704536085
Huh what are the odds that you are about the 20th person ive read this year who inherited money from their uncle raping them. What a crazy chance right, OP?
8 god
>not recognizing old pasta
Fucking newfags
Roll
Roll
>>704536085
>First to roll trips gets $3000
Pig and Whistle, here I come
>Quads gets $40,000
I can pay off the rest of my tuition :D
ROLLAN
Rolin for my First car
Let's see what happens
weeeeeee
bait bait bait
bait
Roll [email protected] paypal
>>704536085
fuck off
Rolling for something that never happens IRL.
>>704536085
Rollin
Roll why the fuck not
Roll
Shit nigga y not rollin
Roll for lels
>>704536085
Rollin>>704538500
OMG I'm a winrar!
Roll that shit
Reroll for you to donate to the Ronald McDonald foundation. They helped me when my daughter was recovering from open heart surgery. Thanks.
op is a lying fag
>>704536085
a lot of kids are getting molested by their uncles these days
ROLLL
If someone rolls quads how do they even verify that is was them?
>>704536085
ez 40k
REROLLL
rollinho
prophecy speaks of 8888
>>704536085
roll for the poor african
>>704538850
8888?
>>704537267
Nice vag anon
oh sure
Easy
Roll
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
ITT: fools
rolla fo tha dolla
Rick Rollin
>>704536085
I would let some faggot fuck me in the ass for that kinda money
ROLL
Roll!
bait/? or...
Roll
Roll
tROLL
paypal mwe
fuck it. drunk as fuck. desperately need a roll.... desperately... really.
Roll
>>704540040
damn man almost quints lol
>>704536085
That money is practically mine already!
>>704539988
oh fuck. i wouldnt reply if not desperate.. what does dubs get. seriously anon. about to be homeless...
roll for the money
Je lance les dés.
Did I win
>>704540213
reroll
ROLLIN FORNIPS
>>704540213
try again roll
>>704536085
Well, about 65 million years ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 157 million dollars from a crustacean from the paleozoic era who molested me as a protozoa. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official... I am the richest organism in the /b/iosphere. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now. First person to roll trips gets an ediacaric biota to their paypal.
>you're all fucking pathetic
oogabooga.
timestamp you idiots
>>704540213
rerolling
anon seriously.... on my last legs.. seriously need help..
Roll
>>704540213
poorfag roll
>>704540213
rolling
>>704540426
Reroll
rolling like the poor fag I am.
>>704540213
reroll
rolling
Never lucky
seriously out out state from parent anons... money to help me adjust to normilife would really help me adjust to normilife. i am on my last legs. please help an asocia normie be normal and work towards a normie life. please.
>>704540646
reroll
>>704537640
You queer?
nigger
>>704540682
reroll
>>704538075
820 million, no less...
fuck
Faggot
sex taint
>>704540762
reroll
one more attempt just for shits and giggles as we all know op is a faggot
soak my cork
>>704536085
how traumatizing was it, OP?
>>704536085
sighing then rolling
pussy stank
Roll
Fuck you
bet
I don't want your money.
I just want you to call me "Mr. Cool"
k
>>704536085
And then you went to the bank and put all of the money in a bag from wallmart
If this is quads, I don't want the money
kys
Need them money
nice, aight
>>704540824
that was a mis-post wanted to wait a bit longer
>>704540804
reroll
>>704536085
The bait never changes
fing fong foe
okay
ri[kkkkkkkk
oh
man listen.
alright
>>704536085
Rolling for drug money
go die
fuck
bo bo be doop
jesus
Boing boing
Roll
Newfags... Sigh...
fuck it
gdfhfgdhfd
What weighs more: a jug of piss or a jug of semen?
Rolll
anon... please..... am desperate and on edge of normilife. please help me adjust and will become legend youtube anon. will credit you will chance of success to becoming normie youtube anon. ... already on the way... will give anon youtube account if success.. seriously
fuuuck
I wish I was dead.
I'll play your game
lol
rolling
There's a black guy on Cheers...
What up wit dat!
nigger
Maggot eat corpse
oh.
Get me some college money! Rollerino
Wow!
>>704541166
i got double dubs that count?
11 and 66
quads
hhh
Moneyyyy
rollerino
GIMME EM QUADS
>>704536085
Wow how often does this happen to you? You must have given millions of dollars to people already
roll
Roll for da dough
>>704541300
and dubs on my question roll
quaderinos
I'll take 10s and 20s in unmarked bills please
I want to overdose on heroin.
>>704536085
Uffjcjjccjj cj
qds
>>704536085
What is definitely true?
This. This is DEFINITELY true.
Not rollin.
Gif money plez boas
._.
Sure dude
>>704536085
Gimme quadruple
Roll
man
>>704541488
Back to back dubs equals quads
listen.
GUARB!!!!!
this would be tight if it was real
>>704536085
Rollin, rollin, rolling
lololol
zzz
Win
6666
666
Lets quad this bitch
kill me
ffuuuuck
anon if you will contribute i will admit to your contribute as success. just ask me for link of youtube. will dedicate as success as tribute as success. very drunk but legitimately will sucessss as source of sucess
Shlap!
>>704536085
Ok received the money! WooHooooo!
Thanks OP!
gfsvvfgsgsgsgsgd
>>704536085
This is how i roll
rollin rollin rollin
Norgan Boing
brightsidepls
gonweoginwognwoegknm
>>704541714
You're full of fucking shit!!!
Why are you lying!!!
Are you?
goushbgogbnokig
>>704541510
i got back to back dubs on my 1st post .-.
>>704541714
How much
>>704536085
Trips
kgnjkoijgngnwe
omfg pls
Trips chec
>>704536085
Transaction just went through....
Fuckin' unbelievable!!! Thanks man!
sdbjklykdfgh
>>704536085
ROLL
Star Wars sucks
asfgsjerfgredh
i could use it!!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
sdfsdgsgsd
>>704541877
and again
wefghnjm,jhkhgfdhnmj,k
GIMME!
sdgdfhgdgd
waiting for my life to end
egdhdhdhfd
COME ON!!
zXcvzxsvzd
>>704536085
Rolling
fgdfgfdgdfgfd
2004
Boxxy's an ugly jew cunt
>>704542000
peep my trips
ALL HAIL!!!!
>>704542000
did someone already get trips or do i get the money now op?
IS THIS REAL?
trips gone hopen for quads...
I need cash
>>704536085
Why not? roll.
>>704541678
reroll
QUADS PLS
>>704536085
OP just sent me $123,889 for no reason!!!
Right on, brah!!!
>>704536085
I'll suck your cock for No Man's Sky
>>704536085
I need that fucking drug money.
SELF WORTH BUMP
>>704536085
so how are u gonna give me my money tho op
aa
BAMP
i just want some money, at least 400$ :/ on my paypal
>>704536085
I'll insert a meth pipe down my dick hole and then hit it with a hammer for 12 grand!
wtf roll
quads!
anon seriously. i am very intelligent youtuber on path to success. will contribute you to entire source to youtuber success. give me trips and will give full creit to youtube success. pleasde get trips
need for fam
Anybody else think Stranger Things was overrated?
HAHA sad YOUTUBER i need for fam
>>704542178
reroll again.
HAHAHAHA
Why did God curse e with a two inch dick and the IQ of a sloth?
tits or gtfo
>>704542194
Awesome
Jagov
Nobody wants to post unless were close to quads
who with what?
>>704542387
last one.
Dune Coons smell funny...
>>704542266
Reroll
Can I still roll
>>704542529
juuuuuuuuuust one more
halp
MUCH NEEDED
Tripperino pls
rollm8
>>704542617
was this it
QUAD
>>704542688
almost
Anybody know where I can find some Shmeckler's Powder?
bb
DID OP SERIOUSLY GIVE RANDOM SHIT TON??
>>704542736
No, but I know where you can score some Old Man's Grunt
Tripperino 2
>>704542715
seriously
>>704542767
Yeah, I only got $177 bucks, though...
>>704536085
Wil u please help me I'm from Denmark how can you send me the money I got no PayPal. And no pc laptop. Roll
score
>>704542798
Yayy :DD
Oprah or Tiny Turner.
Those are your ONLY options...
rollolol
ROLLING
>>704542828
Beowulf was a queer...
rolls
>>704542868
oy viey
roll
Suh :D!!
Shababay
really
NOW THIS
reroll for fucking quad
do it
>>704542965
Kek wills trips
for the life of me!
>>704543066
checked.
Tripa
Reroll
you can do it
do quads exist?
>>704543099
>>704543088
>>704542900
>>704542688
>>704542566
checked.
quads? nope.
likely not
>>704536085
Let it roll
>>704536085
roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolin
Yes it is
wut you mean checked?
get it
snakin
>>704543226
Rerool
Quads!!!
Can i have it ??
quads or gtfo
Pleaaasseee
>>704536085
Those drugs ain't gonna buy themselves. Give me those threes.
>>704543302
gettin close....
still no quads
C'mon!!!! D:D:DD
must save
>>704543334
ahhhhhhhhh!!!!
>>704543332
SO CLOSE
Reroll please i hope i win
>>704543361
Need that green yo
>>704536085
sweet baby jesus...
ROLL!!
HOLY SHITTTT
