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Hey /b/ it's a beautiful night out tonight. I've got a double barreled shotgun I stole from home from home and 4 shells. Are these shells strong enough to kill me if I put the barrel in my mouth and where should I aim in my mouth? Thanks
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>>704526036
aim right above the tonsils
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The shotgun
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Post before and after pic with time stamp
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>>704526036
Do us a favor /op/ Fucking stream it
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>>704526437
Will post a before but not so sure about an after lol
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The gun is too long for you to be able to pull the trigger with your fingers. You're gonna want to aim it directly at the ground and try to bounce the shots off of a rock or something to hit yourself in the head. That's the only method that's guaranteed to work.
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>>704526544
Here https://www.stream.me/
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>>704526544
Give me a site I can stream on from my phome
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It's buckshot, so that'll get the job done. It's your choice I guess.
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>>704526036
With those shells it won't matter where you aim. Best is in mouth pointed directly behind eyes in most cases though.
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>>704526666
https://www.stream.me/
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>>704526666
woahh, chckd
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>>704526666
satan has the victory
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>>704526036
why you gonna an hero?
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>>704526666
I can't try to talk em out of this the quads never lie
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Aim straight up and tell us where you live so we can trawl the news to find the report on the dipshit who shot his face off.
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>>704526036
The shockwave alone should do it, regardless of the size of the pellets..
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>>704526666
Why would you an hero right after quads?!
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>>704526831
He has to fucking stream it first you twat
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The safest way would be to put the barrel of the gun up your ass. That way it's guranteed to blow your brains out. Post pics.
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>>704526036
is not kill if not stream
>>stream.me<<
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>>704526036
Op dont do it. Lets talk about whats wrong instead.
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>>704526036
Kill you? That thing will remove your entire head.
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>>704527032
Get out of this thread you fucking normie
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Either stream it or talk about it fam.
Regardless keep up posted.
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>>704526036

That's a good way to end up deformed for life.
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Trying to steam but it's night and light is shit
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>>704526036
just answer this...
are you going to do it or just a poser? are you going to stream it?
don't make me waste my fucking time
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stream dat shit niqqa blow dem brains out niqqa. killin the game niqqa do it niqqa
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>>704527204
find a light
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What's on your mind, OP?
I'm pretty close to doing the same, but I'm trying to hold tight a bit longer to see if life improves.
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>>704527032

OP WAIT LISTEN!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i1vMK4XaPk
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>>704527352
STOP
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>>704527352
fuck off and let op do what he wants
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>>704526036
>I stole from home from home
What is a home from home?
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>>704526036
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>>704526386
nice shotgun. Rather go out in style. Get a GoPro.
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>>704527453
lm trying fag
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>>704527352
THIS
OP,fuck all these faggots. They just want to see you die. Ill stay up and talk with you.
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>>704527503
He went to house to house
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He already decided to do it. Let the man make his own decisions. He just wants to know if it'll work.
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>>704527352
you want him to kill himself don't you
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>>704526698
Nope, slugs. Always slugs.
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>>704527589
I said get out of this fucking thread you NORMIE
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>>704527352
Not OP.

I wasn't suicidal until this post.
9mm to the face in 2 minutes.
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>>704526036
Dude. You could kill like 4 niggers with that. Why would you waste an opportunity like that?

pic not related
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>>704527648
buckshot at point blank range is basically a slug
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>>704527604
It totally does I used the same shotgun yesterday to kill myself and it went off without a hitch... dead/10
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>>704526036
>you can never eacape
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>>704527793

Rip
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>>704527793
Alright thanks for the info ghost anon.
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Kill someone first so it wasnt for nothing
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>>704527204
"I say stay long enough to repay all who caused strife" -- Layne Staley


You're a pussified idiot if you're gonna kill yourself before and instead of all the fuckheads who made you miserable. Be a James Eagan Holmes for once.
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Buckshot, 00 will do the job and make a hell of a mess. 9 32 cal roundballs will sail through yoir skull with ease. 18 if you can do both triggers at once.

Is that an IGA condor? Going to be hard to pull those triggers with a 28" barrel though.

I generally suggest against killing youself though. As someone who worked in the firearms industry, cleaning bits of blood and brain out of guns isnt really pleasent. So maybe rethink it.
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hey can u stfu ^
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>>704527741
So is birdshot, or any other type of shot, fucking butthole-ass little gay bitch. Die
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You should get your dick sucked, and then blow your brains out while you blow her brains out with your cum
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>>704526036
so whats the plan m8? keep it updated
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>>704526646
Don't listen to this fuck
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Is op kill yet? LET'S SEE THE STREAM NIGGA
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>>704526036
Somehow I doubt you're being serious, but just in case let me reach out to you.

Why do you want to do this? I mean, tell us, me, someone, what is so wrong that you feel the need to an hero. If you think I don't know how you feel, trust me, I'm a veteran with severe PTSD. I think about this daily, and some days the depression and desire is extremely hard to get past. So I know what it's like to want to end it all. But I've had people talk me through it, and like so many things, life has a tendency of balancing itself out and you'll feel something positive later.

So lets talk this out before you do something rash.
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>>704528282
Yeah, but generally slugs or buck have a higher powder charge. plus I trust the mass of buck to do the job rather than just sending pelets bouncing off the bottom of my skull. Better safe than sorry?
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This.
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Op is not going to deliver unless I see a stream link to his suicide.
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porn hub

.com/

view_video.php?viewkey=735160894
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>>704528502
>what is so wrong that you feel the need to an hero.
Maybe he's tired of people who are unable to properly insert question marks when needed.
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>>704526036
>>704526386

TOO LONG
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>>704528808
This alone is reason enough to live.
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>>704528553
All of what you said was retarded, sorry.
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>>704528816
Jesus Christ do you ha e to be such a hypocrite
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>>704528491
Fuck you. Ever wonder why so many former military kill themselves? It's because the Army teaches you the suicide trickshot in case you get captured. They know the secret to killing yourself, and so a lot of them end up using it.
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>>704528808
>porn hub
>.com/
>view_video.php?viewkey=735160894
no
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3 kinds of ppl here

1. The ones who want to see him kill himself
2. The One(s) who want to safe him/talk him out
3. The ones who talk about guns/bullets
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>>704526036
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>>704528961
Fucking YES
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inb4 op trolls us all
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>>704528961

So fucking hot.
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>>704529012
I basically only post if there is something to do with guns. You are 100% correct here and I freely admit it.
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>>704527886
I don't think anyone can "eacape" from anything.
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>>704529280
Fuck off william
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>>704529280
Then why not just stick with /k/?
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>>704526666
Quads
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>>704529215
Is this safe for work..?
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>>704529430

we need this in a giganigga thread bad....
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>>704528816
LOL grammar isn't your forte. The sentence you pulled your quote from wasn't a question fucktard. I was telling him to tell us.

>I mean, tell us, me, someone, what is so wrong that you feel the need to an hero.

The full sentence again. Now fuck off.

>>704526036
Talk to me OP.
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>>704526036
Do not aim it into your fucking mouth you cuck. Havent you seen all the pictures of people with half their faces blown off? Lying there useless, unable to scream.

Dont even use a shotgun, you wont die youll just tear yourself to pieces and slowly bleed out in agony.
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>>704528925
He doesn't hav e to be he just want' s to be one
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>>704529525

tell that to kurt cobain he didn't do such a shabby job.
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>>704529505
Great minds think alike
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Is op gonna stream or nah
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>>704528553

When you fire a shotgun in your mouth it's the gas from the barrel that does the damage. The type of shell is an afterthought.
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>>704529694
rofl.
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>>704529525

You're an idiot
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If you guys knew how to do anything, you would know OP is at peace now. I took the gps cords from his pics and put them into satellite view.

It's blurry and shitty as fuck, but I saw a distinct blast. Unless he shot it for the hell of it... He's gone.

I'm sorry this life didn't work out for you anon.
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>>704529741
Doesn't look like he will Steam or kill himself
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>>704529749
>an after thought
yeah it certainly is the last thing to go through your mind
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>>704529518
>What is so wrong that you feel the need to an hero?
This is an interrogative, you plebian piece of shit. Most all clauses that begin with "what," aside from those such as, "What happens to him is beyond my control" are interrogatives and thus require question marks.


>The full sentence again. Now fuck off.
That isn't even a proper sentence, dumbshit. Go back to second grade.
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>>704529922
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>>704529406
I find /b/ more interesting. It is less likely guns come up and often in more strange and conversational ways. I worked at a gunshop for years and have had 90% of the discussions on /k/
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>>704529922
I sense that these dubdubs may be lying
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>>704529941
I hate these threads, I always end up disappointed
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>>704526036
Why do you need 4 shells, and why are there only 3 in the picture?
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Aim a little behind the bump in the roof of your mouth babe.
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>>704529922
I was about to call you a retard but then i saw those repeating digits
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>>704526036
If I get quads, you must not kill yourself.
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>>704530201
In case he misses, duh.
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>>704530201
lel, not even fucking close.
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>>704530305
RIP
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>>704526036
this is a very bad idea. There's a not so tiny chance that you'll survive, but disfigured.

Don't do it.
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Op is kill
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l'm sorry guys... l tried, l really tried... but l just couldn't do it. So sorry guys.
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>>704529922
how does one manage to do such tracking abilities?
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>>704530002

kek
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>>704530559
yuppers
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>>704530737
There's always tomorrow my man.That is if you are OP
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>>704530784
First they convince retards like you that it's possible
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>>704530061
Seriously, are you stupid? You keep missing the fact that the sentence doesn't start with "what", but starts with "Tell us" making it an imperative sentence.

>That isn't even a proper sentence, dumbshit. Go back to second grade.

LOL You lost your credibility with your first reply, and you're only going down hill from there. Further statements no longer need vindication. To that end, I will ignore your lame attempts at derailing my reaching out to the OP.


Moving on.>>704526036
OP, you still with us?
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>>704530897
I was just asking to see if bullshit or not, how about you dont be a pussy like op and put one in your brain
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>>704526036
>says 4 shells
>holds 3
>realizes he can't even count
>no wonder he's an hero
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>>704530488
Dont talk shit. nobody survives 2 shotgunshells fired in his mouth. that's not a 9mm where you can miss the brain. There is literally no way he fires this gun in his mouth and survives. Even if he managed to somehow shoot his cheek he'll die because his lungs explode, half his face is blown away and most likely there are huge bleedings in his brain because of the trauma.
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>>704531071
Or he's not holding one?
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>>704530987
Kek get a load l this fuking nigger.
DO IT OP IM LOSING MY BONER
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>>704531071
maybe one is inside the gun?
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Yet another bait, op never kills themselves
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>>704530987
You are the biggest faggot on here tonight. You should've died instead of OP.
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>>704531071
He's not an hero. Stole someone's shotgun for nothing.
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>>704531293
You could be an hero and save us from this undelivering bullshit.

Kill yourself faggot (stream it)
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>>704530784
>>704530897

Wow.... Are you two for real or am I being baited? Ever heard of EXIF data? Every smartphone now has even more than enough to find a specific location.

Want to test me? Take a pic with your smartphone right now and upload it. I will take a picture of your general area and post it.

You guys are too new here...
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>>704531225
Why would he even show or talk about the other shells if he's just gonna kill himself anyway? I think he's he's just jerkin' off to the loli thread rn
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>>704531497

I wanna see this someone do it so this faggot can prove.
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>>704529525
Those are from under the chin buddy.
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>>704531415
Wish my family didn't care about me as much so I could. Makes me feel bad thinking about them finding my body.
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>>704531497
You can't see a distinct blast from an hero OP's shotgun blast, moron. Satellite images aren't live.
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>>704527046
>Kill you? That thing will remove your entire head
So it'll work, then?
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>>704531497
LOL last I recall 4chan strips exif data.

>>704531846
This.
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>>704531928
Unless OP's brain has migrated to the head of his penis, yes.
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>>704527589
Hahahahah what a loser
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>>704531497 it's easy to turn gps off for camera, no geotag
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>>704531497
Careful guys, we have a badass 1337 hacker over here.
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>>704529663
Courtney killed Kurt
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>>704531846
>>704532040

Wow. You kids have fun with that.

Here's another offer. Try to prove ME wrong. I'm still waiting till one you you takes a pic and uploads it in this thread.

Oh, no pictures yet? That's what I thought, newfriends.
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Those are high brass shells so there more. Powerful than the average 12 gauge shell so basically if you were to put it in your mouth and shoot it will kill you know matter what
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>>704532532
Waiting for some faggot to chime in on this.

Prove how?
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>>704532564
I have a better idea. You're the one making claims to something, thus the onus falls on you to prove it. Simple logic. So post a screen cap of the exif data. Likewise post a screen cap of the "live" satellite image.
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>>704532564
Your dumbass believes satellite images are live?

I pity you, probable Mexican.
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>>704532364

Well of course, if you know how to be safe.

>>704532519

Actually no. I just want to show them that it's possible, and not everything on here is bullshit.

Why don't you upload a pic since you're not scared or anything, right?
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>>704528808
Holy shit, reason to live
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>>704532614
She fucking did it, alright? Isn't it fucking obvious
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>>704532908

Damn you made alot of sense. You are correct.
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>>704532762

Still no picture uploaded there bud? That's what I thought.
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>>704532614
Same anon
Well for one the writing towards the end of his suicide note is not his hand writing.
One guy was doccumented speaking about how Courtney asked him to kill Kurt and he declined which a few days later Kurt was killed.
Another fact is that he had lethal amounts of heroin in him at the time to the point where he wouldn't be able to function and use the shot gun.
If you really wanna know more watch some documentaries
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>>704533009
The preponderance of evidence actually weighs heavily against her. Unfortunately, preponderance of evidence is the standard of proof used in civil, not criminal trials, and Cobain's survivors didn't suspect any need to press any charges anyway, so the case was dropped.
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>>704533052
No moron, I'm not the one making claims to something. I'm guessing you've not taken anything even close to a college level Comp class, or else you'd have learned what logical fallacies are. You're the one who is making the claim to something, you have to prove your claim is valid.

You haven't done so because you can't.
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>>704532845

HAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

Seriously though little buddy...ya' gotta stop...this is the kind of this you probably say in real life, and wonder why everyone kicks the shit out of you on the bus home.
>b-but I ehm anomynomoose!!! pls belibe!!!
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Just dress up as a gorilla and drag a 4 year old boy around. Make sure your dick is out
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>>704533317
He is kind of a faggot tho, for real, huh..? haha
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>>704532845
LOL btw mr. dumbshit, I've run OP's original image through several exif data viewers.It doesn't exist, there are no gps coords to be found.

Prove you've found otherwise.
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>>704529012
You forgot 4

4. The degenerate faggets that lurk moar such as myself.
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if you're just gonna take yourself you have nothing to lose right?
find the person you hate the most and take him/her out along with yaself
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>>704532564

Here's a quick picture of the floor in my house while I eat.

From my phone.

With my location on, while I took it.

Now...go ahead and we'll all wait for your excuse as to why you CANT find me you little faggot.

You can stop now, newfriend.
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>>704531497

See

>>704533916

OH SHIT. STEP UP NIGGER!!!!!
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>>704533916
Not this anon >>704532564
but I can tell you, two quick exif views resulted in no exif data at all. He's a moron.

>>704526036
OP, where are you?
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>>704526036

>2 3/4
>not 3 inch magnums

you got a tiny dick too, don't you op
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>>704533697
this guy gets it
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>>704534229
nigga'z kill, boyo
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>>704534168
You're the same anon though...........
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>>704534265
We already got it, jerkass

>>704528661
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>>704531497
Fucking retard. 4chan automatically cuts off any metadata from an image before uploading. Think before you speak you wannabe smartass
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>>704534168
You're gayer than a buttfucker... die, and stuff.
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>>704533916
/thread
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>>704534168
Ya, because it's never there. Exif/metadata is clipped off. Just stop
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>>704534540
nope..

>>704534648
Don't you have school tomorrow? Seriously, go to bed, it's big people time.
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>>704533916
Ugly as fuck floor
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>>704534852
Exactly. Notice he's not made a peep since you posted it. LOL kids these days.
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>>704534884

You're the same anon as the EXIF anon.

You're pretending to be someone else because you failed.

You cry a lot IRL.....don't you?

Yeah you do.
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>>704535033
nice try.. I'm guessing you're the exif anon.
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