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ITT: We say our names and judge eachother's character based off the name

No one continued from the last thread, so I decided to.
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>>704507033
Jackel
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Caleb is my name. Go ahead and judge me faggots. ^~^
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>>704507033
>>704507233
Musically gifted and wise.
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>>704507033
Ian

Only anon can judge me.
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colton is the name
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>>704507206
Has a fohawk. Likes shooting guns. Heavily introverted, however
>>704507233
Bit of a cuck and likes to be cute online. Nice guy though.
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Roddy.
Yes I'm named after Rowdy Roddy Piper.
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Evan
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Michael
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Matthew
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>>704507391
Hey Mr. Idups, I liked your latest video! : )
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Vincent
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>>704507503
My last name is Evans.
So based off our similarities I'd say you're a lonely stoner who does nothing but listen to 90's punk rock.
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Maxwell/May

Closeted Trans.
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Hernan
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Ryan
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>>704507672
Kill yourself
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>>704507573
You got the wrong cat
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>>704507486
That's pretty sick, Roddy. I bet you can't live up to your name.
>>704507503
I punched an evan once. I hope you aren't a punchy kind of evan, so I assume you're the quiet type. Peaceful, doesn't start shit, but not too popular.
>>704507526
Michael. May or may not be an Archangel.
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Austin
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Ryan Kane
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Dylyn
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>>704507661
Grunge, but yes everything else is truuuuuu
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ducky boy
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Dakota
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Gibby
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>>704507391
Frequently stares at people unintentionally. Had a pet rock named Craig who he accidentally lost in a creek once. Still haunts him to this day.
>>704507412
A man's man. Likes horses. Isnt afraid to speak his mind, though he crumbles under pressure. Frequently depressed when alone.
>>704507486
Care-free but get pissed whenever someone makes a joke about his name.
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>>704507412

Your mom let you get away with everything as a kid, and would get mad at your teachers.
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>>704507206
annoying kid

>>704507233
chill guy

>>704507391
blazing faggot

>>704507412
cool guy

>>704507486
closet homosexual

>>704507503
mildly overweight

>>704507526
cool guy

>>704507547
likes sports

>>704507602
easily agitated

>>704507661
mildly overweight
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>>704507033
Guillermo
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Alex
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>>704507902
Matt here, I, in fact, find sports boring as all fuck.
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>>704507798
Youre mother is some sort of wannabe wiccan hippy and your dad took her last name when they had their spiritual bonding ceremony instead of a legal fucking wedding. You have baby pictures of you with a deer skull over your face and ouija board bedsheets.
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Brandon (get me fags)
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Jordan
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Jae
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Dylan
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>>704507033
The name's Chris, roast me fam
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Connor.
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Gordon
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>>704507033
Adrian
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>>704507033
Its back?

Katherine here. Roast me or whatever.
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>>704508087
A nigger
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Jesus, some people call me Jesse
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Jinx
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Jeff
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Simon
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Leo
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>>704507798

Black.
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>>704508163
Likes to show tits for strangers.
Do it or gtfo
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Connar.
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Nathan
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Nicholas
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Ben '_>'
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>>704508213
Your real name, candyass, not your bronie faggot deviantart account name
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>>704508159
Cute-looking guy. Caring. Doesn't know his sister has a thing for him. Can be a bit of an asshole if provoked, though.
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>>704507736
I really can't.

>>704507887
Nah I don't care when people make jokes. Besides the fact nobody in my age group knows who that is.

>>704507902
I thought I was gay for a while. Now I realize I'm not a fucking fag.
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Tobias
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>>704508163
Possibly dated an Irish man.
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>>704507033
Erik...
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Quentin.

>I'm white
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>>704507910
likes lasagna

>>704507941
smokes weed

>>704508017
wears fedoras

>>704508058
bad trap

>>704508062
school shooter

>>704508087
black kid

>>704508105
mildly obnoxious

>>704508154
likes food

>>704508159
quiet kid

>>704508163
bad trap
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Miles
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>>704508379
A never-nude
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>>704508159

You always wore an unimpressive silver chain throughout grades 4-10.
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Mathias.
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Charles
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Aleksandr
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>>704507033
Thomas, rape me
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>>704508503
Ahahaha this
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>>704508467
I do like lasagna
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>>704508435
Close, but he was scottish.
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>>704508293
>Man who should change last name to "Explosion"
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>>704508200
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Benjamin
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Julius. I'm legitimately curious what you anons have to say.
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>>704507676
Probably plays runescape
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Liam.
Surprise me.
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>>704507033
Eli. Fuck my shit up /b/
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>>704508261
Silently judges people like a little bitch
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>>704508338
lmao, deviantart. You obviously are much much more familiar with that place than I am if that's the conclusion you came to, nigger.
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>>704508673
I LOVE EMILIA
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Andrew
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>>704508740
Is going to die in about 2 to 3 years.
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>>704508614

Why, anon?
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>>704508673
Ruled over Rome until you got murdered by the senators
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>>704508467
Nah. I don't even think gender reassignment surgery is allowed in my country
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>>704508450
Has more money than he deserves. Parents bailed him out of jail cause he got pulled over with an ass of weed one night
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>>704508673
Instead of the conquering alpha natural leader your parents hoped for you turned out to be a weak meek beta dissappointment
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>>704508017
I don't even own an actual hat much less a fedora.
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>>704508897
that is why you are a trap
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>>704508829
Some depressed white boy
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Yair
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>>704507941
Stoner video game buff.

Mine is Kristin
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Casper
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>>704508905
And ass of weed? How about a leg of coke?
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>>704507033
Daniel
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Pace
Can't wait to see this
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>>704508806
I never watched whatever Anime this stupid meme is based on. How the fuck is this relevant?
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-Names Andrew
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>>704508956
Ok.
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Jodie
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>>704509039
Redneck
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>>704509109
You gotta go fast
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>>704508631
A cuck who likes girls wearing fur tail buttplugs
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>>704509091
Forgive me. This kid needs rehab. His parents don't want to hurt his feelings though
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>>704509207
But they make him so kawaii!!!@!@!
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>>704509109
You're gonna have a heart attack in 2 months
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Yesaiah. Yeah, it's foreign, deal with it.
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>>704509109
2fat2gofast so you have to pace yourself
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malik
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Kevin
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Lilian
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>>704508905
I'm 21, I've never drank because i don't support alcohol, I've never done any drugs because i view drug users (even people who only smoke weed) as degenerates, and i'm one of the few remaining middle class with only a moderate amount of money and an ok job. But hey! At least you got the part where i have cool parents right.
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>>704508910
Fuck you, dawg. I've got a long, thick dick to wreck pussy, and I am not even black.
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>>704509153
Thankfully im not, just mexican
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>>704509365
A black guy who uses 4chan cause his white friends talked him into it. You regret listening to them. You're still welcomed here
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>>704509342
Biblical sounding. I bet you build those gayass balsawood dinosaur models.
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>>704509476
delicate, fragile snowflake
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>>704509532
not even black that's the worst part lmao
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>>704509511
So triggered.
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>>704507033
Eric
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Name is Ellie
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>>704509597
Not exactly accurate
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>>704507033
Maya
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>>704509759
Psychotic anorexic compulsive liar
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Rodney
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Phil
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>>704509615
With a name like Malik?
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>>704507941

Normal, friendly guy that doesn't care about standing out and just worries about his own thing. Routinely plays games with close group of friends that he's known since freshman year.
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>>704508848
How do you not know about Nathan Explosion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fserprgrzo0
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adam
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George.
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>>704507033
Dmitri.
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Hector
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>>704509491
nigger
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>>704507033
Andrew
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>>704509855
Maybe middle-eastern
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Louie
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>>704509884
Ribless pussy with a nagging apple eating bitch of a wife
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>>704509855
dude im fucking Mexican and german LOL
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Matt
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Artis
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Gabriel J.

Pic related.
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Pedro
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>>704509855
He's a curry /b/tard probably
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They call me...
Damacio
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>>704510001
happy go lucky faggot

My name is Louis
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Sebastian Amadeus
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>>704510001
You probably have a weak ass chin but you're a really cool guy
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>>704510017
Then you have a lot cooler of decedents than me. I'm a basic whitey lool
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>>704509538
It's Armenian for Isaiah. And no, I don't build gayass balsawood dinosaurs.
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>>704510048
Pretentious, attention starved, but not a terrible person.
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My name is Curtis

>>704509759
Sounds cute and fun
>>704509755
So generic, not a bad guy but not not someone to get pumped about
>>704509476
Probably into goth culture, not a bad thing
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>>704510048
Some.hoity toity artist that's "dead inside"
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Seriously, no John,Jon, Johnny or Jonny. My name is common as shit.

Jonny.
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Kendall.
Fuck you i'm a male.
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S A N T I A G O
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Joey
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>>704508503

Everybody knows one of these kids. They always wore stylish clothes, and their moms would spoil them extensively. They'd also cluelessly butt into everybody else's conversations and try and become the center of attention.
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>>7045076
Has 1400 total level and a 10m bank
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>>704507033
Salvadorian
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>>704510017
Beweise es bro
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>>704507033

Ezekiel Maubury
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Ulises
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>>704510285
WHERE IN THE WORLD HAVE YOU FUCKING BEEN
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John, good luck with that one
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Ronan
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>>704510272
Future trap, you act really feminine around men and find it easy to talk to women. Secretly depressed
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>>704510254
You got the dead inside part correctly.
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>>704509837

A little bit strange, but still gets along with everybody at school.
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Dakota

I'm male
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>>704510360
>Bad alcoholic, bad general

Frank
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>>704509959
>>>/k/
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Connar, lets see how far people go.
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Jack.
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>>704510371
Nah dawg thats carmen san diego
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>>704507033
Noah
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>>704509491
Are you me? I'm 27, never had alcohol, smoked or done any drugs. Went to trade school and now work in a union making $30/hr with great benefits.
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>>704510453
I do not understand what you mean
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>>704510439
Another one! Sucks to have a feminine name eh?
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>>704507033
Avelardo. I have people call me Avie.

Do your worst.
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Kyle
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>>704510253
Not into goth shit at all, never even had a goth phase
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>>704510576
You sound like fucking HAL from 2001 a space oddysee
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>>704510527
Smart guy regarding books, probably skinny

Louis
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>>704510360
Parents picked name because sounds exotic. Parents can't spell for shit. You're stupid as fuck.
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>>704510410
You're right about the secretly depressed.
GG
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>>704509491

Fucking finally somebody else that doesn't care for drinking, and hates potheads.
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Daniel
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>>704510659
underrated post
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Frederic
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>>704510269
Missing an H

>>704510272
Functioning alcoholic
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>>704510553
The american dream still exists in small isolated pockets, we're living the dream anon.

God i fucking love being a white male.
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my name is Caleb so let me be judged
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>>704510576
>hector
>gun fanatic
>exact clone of salvador from borderlands 2
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>>704509809
You're a German girl and part-time bee.

My name is Mohammed Abdullah btw
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>>704510269
>>704510391

Not even samefagging.

Jonny roast me please
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>>704507033
Jordan, judge please
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>>704510659
Maybe that is because I am HAL of 2001 space odyssey
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>>704510786
Your grandfather was a nazi
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Kelly (Male)
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Gustavo.
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>>704510527
You enjoy building huge boats, and taking care of vast amounts of animals. You and your family survived a flood.
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>>704510786
You're extremely pretentious
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>>704510591

I get "I like that name" every so often. Hated it as a kid, I kinda like it now as an adult.
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Cesar
>Inb4 beaner
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>>704510899
i wish
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>>704507033
Kristin
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Nick
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Elliot
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>>704510918
You have the same name as that one cunt from the track team when i was in high school.

Fuck you you Mexican cunt.
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>>704510853
Ayyy I get it.
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Dylan-male
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>>704511069
Detective at svu
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>>704507033
Colton

dull and boring I know
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>>704507033
Joel
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Holeguy
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>>704511055
Someone who has ADD and takes Dungeons and Dragons way too seriously.
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>>704510971
I get that all the time at work. Along with the "Are you north or south".

Out of curiosity where are you from? Obviously American or Canadian.
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Kohl
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Liz
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Reza
Can't wait to see the reactions to this one.
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Blaise
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>>704511069
You killed anybody recently?
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>>704510918
Possibly south american
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Leo.
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>>704511156

Virginia
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>>704511069
You're the supreme gentleman
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>>704511089
Costa-rican, faggot.
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>>704511137
fuck off
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Nicklaus
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Thomas
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>>704511069
Could be a great musician if you had another t at the end of your name
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>>704511189
smokes weed
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>>704511172
You spend all of your money on clothes and shoes
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>>704508579
>plays cs:go
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Maximillian
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Amadeus
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Wes
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Jeremy
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>>704511357
All you tan-skins are equally cunty.

Feels good to be racist.
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>>704508750
Redneck idiot that was born from first cousins.
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Gideon.

Not religious, nor is my family.
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Maxime
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Doug

yes

in <<current year>>

fucking kill me
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>>704507033
brandon
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Chip
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>>704509428
>Kevin
hello myself
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James
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>>704508515
Someone who spends far too much time on /b./
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>>704511532
Loves cock
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Oh God...
>Omar
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Milton
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>>704511613
I want to say a southern heritage for you
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>>704511289
Ah.
I'm in NY.

Parents were gonna name me Montana
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>>704509875

Doesn't really sound like me at all
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Spencer,
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Percy
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>>704511686
>Skylark
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>>704508473
You enjoy long drives.
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>>704511553
White as snow, actually, you kraut
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>>704511785
Well... not so far from the truth.

Nowadays not so much though.
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>>704511658
does your last name start with a R
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>>704509809
That's a cool name actually
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>>704511888
Skinny, White and wears glasses
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Cody

/b/ring it on
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>>704511963
Kek
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Emilio
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>>704507033

Drake
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>>704511819
Nope. Polish and have lived in the north my entire life.
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>>704511705
hello myself²
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Taylor
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>>704512224
I am the master of really sh**ty puns.
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Joseph
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>>704508503
God damn it.
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>>704512349
You have a step-brother
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Justin

Let the judging commence!
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>Tyler

I go by 'Ty.'

Do your worst. Destroy me, faggots.
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>>704512620
Named Josh
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>>704512137
Why thank you
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>>704507705
You're probably dating an asian girl .
And you have a ridiculous memory for useless information.
3/4 times You're bald
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Ser Françoi DeBorarge.
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>>704512713
Exactly
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Nick
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Zach.
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>>704508473
Gay your brother hosts a Radio Show
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>>704513077
And Cody
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>>704512663
Your boyfriend probably already did, faggot.
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>>704507206
antisocial
>>704507233
plays lots of sports
>>704507391
douchey stoner
>>704507412
smart kid
>>704507486
douchey skateboerder
>>704507503
>>704507547
>>704507526
too generic too evaluate but
>>704507602
always mad and weird
>>704507672
im gonna guess gay
>>704507676
wears cod shirts
>>704507705
gay edgy
>>704507747
smart and shy
>>704507798
gay
>>704507829
fun but equally obnoxious
>>704508035
fat
>>704508105
doucheist douche
>>704508087
black
>>704508105
douche
>>704508154
fat
>>704508159
likes game and computer science
>>704508224
boring
>>704508261
gay
>>704508269
overwheight and beaner
>>704508293
average skater
>>704508324
very gay
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>>704512224
Thats a really weird name
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Rex
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>>704507033
Christopher, but I prefer Toph or Kit.
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Darrin
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Cameron. What do you think, anons?
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Felipe
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>>704513165
Spelled different.
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>>704507033
Guillermo
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Petrov
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Justin
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>>704513328
Conspirancy theorist
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>>704512092
no a p
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>>704507033
Cristian
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My name is chase, what does everyone think?
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Kazu
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>>704513335
FUCK
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Samuel
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Viktor
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>>704510863
since no one responded to me ill say me again, jordan (now someone gonna call me attention whore)
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>>704513596
Total homo.
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>>704513439
faggot
>>704513369
russian
>>704513473
not "christian"? then catholic
>>704513490
You deserve a place in an action movie
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>>704513596
Likes to skateboard, dropout of highschool
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Roberto Carlos
>b4 insert roberto
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Leon
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>>704513439
You have a misshaped head or you were a douche as a kid.
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>>704513441
Holy shit nigga, you got me right there.
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>>704513596
>Newfag detected
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>>704513327
Self-bump.
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>>704513696
black/mexican
>>704513700
classy black
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>>704512545
Sexy!
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Rhett
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My name is Philip
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>>704513677
I don't really look like an action movie type guy. Maybe for a voice acting part, but nothing physical.
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>>704513696
t. Roberto carlosa
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Taylor
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>>704513677
Nah man im not a Catholic. :p
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>>704513596
Same, I just want to see what anons think of my gay ethnic name
Kazu
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Luke Sky Walker. No shits. Judge me niggers.
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>>704513986
Personally I would dress you in a tattered Nathan Drake apparel and throw you onto Mad Max only for your name.
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>>704513781
You're the second Felipe I know thats a conspirancy theorist then.
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>>704514157
Is that some weird language? in that case, what does it mean?
>>704514090
Swift?
>>704513872
Arabic
>>704514238
May the force be with you!
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Thore, judge me
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>>704514258
Well I'm a 195 Cm tall man and I'm pretty burly, so I guess that could work.
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