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You die in 2 hours.
What do you do?
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Ask for sauce
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Die.
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i die in 2 hours
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>>704474710
Name?
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>>704474710
Get my AK, go somewhere crowded, and make that prediction a self-fulling prophecy.
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Rob a bank
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Find closest escort, fuck for two hours, then die
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watch all of the cp in the world, kill as many people as possible, best adrenaline rush
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Go to sleep for three hours then wake up and troll /b/
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>>704474909

3edgy
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>>704474984
why watch when you can do it ?
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>>704474710
when your two front teeth take up half your fucking mouth
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R
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>>704475133
A
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roll and hope for dubs?
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>>704475133
P
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>>704475133
E
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Cheat fate by killing myself immediately.
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>>704475159
Kill yourself
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>>704475102

I had the same exact teeth that this lady did before braces, and I loved them. Then I had to get fucking braces, and I now I have normal boring teeth that are just boring as fuck.
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>>704474710
An orphanage.
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>>704474710
sauce plox
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>>704474710
go fuck the 12 year old who has been flirting with me all year
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>>704474710
Who is this girl?
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Rape my female friends. I've always wanted to fuck those sluts.
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>>704474813
This
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>>704475079
not destroying my life today. US fucks people up who like people their own age. 17 fag here. ban me.
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>>704474710
Rape first neighbors wife, she has nice tits.
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>>704474710
Probably just lay down and accept death, my life has been empty of compassion and love lately so its not even worth it anymore. Id probably just wait for death and cry. Maybe write a suicide note just to fuck with people. Maybe id go kill my girlfriend for being an attention seeking bitch.
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>>704474710
Jerk it for an hour and 59 minutes to OP's webm, trying desperately not to imagine Bugs Bunny.
Then die.
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>>704474710
Rape every girl I find in streets
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>>704475324
>Braces made my teeth smaller

Bull fucking shit.
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>>704475544
the thread is about you dying in 2h, so why care about your life ?
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>>704475133
>>704475158
>>704475187
>>704475225

dis
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>>704475698
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Give all of my savings to Paco, my midget neighbour.
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wait for the happening
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>>704474710
SAUCE
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>>704474813
>>704474903
>>704475360
>>704475410

OP is a faggot its sammie daniels
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Sammie Daniels
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>>704474710
proceed to ejaculate everywhere. i'm talking in the streets, passerbyers--hell, if i knew 24 hours ahead of time i would cum in jars so i can chuck em at random women. i have a problem where i cum a lot. nonslut-like women do not like the semen.
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>>704474710
Drugs... lots of drugs
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>>704475229
Kek'd
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Rush to the nearest gun store and buy something awesome, go home and have a rampage in the woods. Make it sound like Vietnam up in there. If there's still time left, defend my swamp from the police.
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I go for a drive
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Go out and buy heroin
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>>704476593
>nonslut-like women do not like the semen.
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>>704476925

This is the only correct answer. Heroin is the best feeling in the world, and if you don't have to worry about what happens after Heroin then Heroin is the choice for you.

You want to get revenge? You want to satisfy sexual fantasies? You want people to remember you?

Not after heroin you wont. Heroin is all you need.
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>Heroin is all you need

That's my favorite song
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>>704477190
So true, if only it were possible to feel like that all the time and not have to go through W/D or worry about dry spells
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>>704477190
Sauce?
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beg my sister to have sex with me

if she says no then rape her
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>>704477190
sauce
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watch Twilight
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>>704474710
write few letters to family and small group of friends, then go to the nearest liquor store and buy a 0,5l of vodka. Proceed to one of my fav place in town, and die after drink whole bottle.
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>>704476903
>defend my swamp
fuck you, shrek
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>>704474710
Write my last will and testament with specific instructions on who gets my $750 million.
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>>704477951
http://yourporn.sexy/post/56dab65352106.html
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>>704474710
Get even
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Take a supersonic jet to Germany and meet my girlfriend then literally die in her arms and leave her there crying over my corpse but leave a note in my pocket saying '/b/' so shes confused as fuck.
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>>704474710
wipe my computer completely.
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Femanon here. I'd fuck as many not-entirely-hideous men with reasonably-sized cocks as I could. Always wanted to fuck a lot of men because I just love it so much and haven't found a man able to keep up with me yet.
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>>704479262
Location? I'll give it a try kek
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>>704479262

You know the rules.
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kill myself
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>>704479262
Swingers club on a night they let in single men. You'll get a lot of dick.
At least provided you aren't hideous.
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lmao I'd go to the mall i always go to with a bunch of guns and hillary 2016 shirt on and spare the qt's then rape them
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>>704474909
these comments in an anonymous message board
>topkek
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I'd watch 2/3 of The Return of the King. The extended edition is super long so it might be more like half. Either way when I die I'll wake up in the last fictional world I saw so I'd like for it to be there.
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http://zbporn.com/videos/400048/stai-facendo-il-flick-bravo/
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Try the new hot set on http://lovchan,site
enjoy and have some fun :)
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>>704479715
I have a boyfriend whom I'm very happy with, but he has a very low sex drive. Someday, though, maybe.
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>>704479262

it looks like she GTFO'd, I guess she knew the rules.
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>>704480005
>>704480041

nope. She does not know the rules
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>>704479262
>Pic related
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>>704474710
Who is her?
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>>704480098
Posted my tits at least a couple hundred times in my younger years around here. I've done my part.
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>>704480005
I used to have a pretty low sex drive until I started lifting weights. If you can get him into that it'll help.
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>>704480229

Fair enough.
As you were.
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>>704474710

I'd probably write a note to explain what happened and go to sleep so my death isn't a giant inconvenience.
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>>704480229
Fake and gay. Can't even repost said tits.
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>>704480229
then you already know the rules, post em or get out
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>>704480460
>implying it would be if you didn't go to sleep.
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>>704474710
Go to bed.
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>>704474710

Go sleep.
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>>704474710
Call the girl I love, tell her I'm in love with her. Hang out with friends for the rest of the time, but fall asleep when the time of death comes near.

Pic for security, can't risk it.
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Transfer my savings to family. Wite a note saying I wouldn't want a funeral or a wake. Then I'd go and play Duke3d to remember a time when I was happy until the time ran out. Something like that.
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>>704474710
Allahu Akbar motherfucker
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probably donate anything I have to family/charities/whatever. make amends with God before I go.
>inb4 faggot
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>>704476693
This! i would do a shit ton of drugs and probably die before 2 hours
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>>704481643
wow thats deep
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Browse /b/
>Totally worth every minute
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I only have the stamina to rape one bitch
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>>704479262
if you are 5/10 or more you should be getting all the dicks you want
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>>704482949
I have a "thing" for guys with issues. I want to help them. I can't help it. Unfortunately it seems like everyone I date also has the issue of not having much of a sex drive.

Whatever. It's my own damn fault.
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>>704483353
Wow this guy who has PTSD and Depression really doesn't want to bang for some reason.
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>>704483353
i get your point, maybe you should change the people/places frecuent and meet new people
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>>704474710
>You die in 2 hours.
>What do you do?

Anyone got a link?
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>>704474710
>cry a lot
>not in the mood for anything
>call my family, tell my brother and sister I love them dearly
>cry a bunch more, it was all going so well
>die

sadface
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>>704483722
I didn't say it was logical that I seek out these men. Tits for dubs but not my best asset.
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Hell, i'd du what ialwaysdu: stomp around bangin' on my kazoo
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>>704484192
Alright, I'm convinced, carry on.
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>>704484192
its not logical, everyone has issues, some people decide to let others know and the rest pretend they have no problems or dont take them seriously
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>>704474710
>Destroy my HDD
>Write a note
>Happily wait for sweet release
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>>704479870
Where did u get the fucking idea ur gonna b a hobbit?
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>>704484192
Hey, I am a severely emotionally damaged man whose ex wife tried to kill him. Now I deal with the health issues, take care of my son who I have full custody of, and deal with crippling depression and anxiety. Want to make a go of it?
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>>704484192

Fucking sweet.
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>>704474710
kil miself
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1) Write a letter to my first love
2) Write messages to a couple others and a FB post for the rest
3) Browse IG for dank memes in my bed
4) ???????
5) Die like I lived - alone
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>>704484660
this
>>704484673
kek
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Smile
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>>704484551
I like men with lower self-esteem that I can spoil. I want someone who may have been depressed or in a bad situation that I can make feel infinitely better about themselves through sex, compliments, gifts, anything they want. Problem is, depressed people don't want to fuck.
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I'd call up Mozinggo from Mozinggo in the morning & tell him gtfo
p.s. Mozingo, get the fuck outta here
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>>704474710
Kill everyone I could and rape them.
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>>704485093
Keep tellin urself that shit
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>>704474710
Head to bar for next 1/2 hour to have top shelf scotch.

Return home and enjoy the next episode of Fear the Walking Dead.
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>>704485093
ohh i get it now, maybe give them some time to be happier and then they will be more active... maybe..
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>>704474710
Get some tv in. Cat nap.
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>>704484673
I'm in my early 20s. Sounds like you may be a bit out of my age range. My boyfriend is in his 30s though, so there's quite a bit of wiggle room.

You sound like a dream, as crazy as that is.
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I'd call my girlfriend and ask her to come home from work. I'd like to die in her arms
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watch TMNT 1990 again I guess
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I'd create the infinite jest movie & send it to those i hate
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Go to her house and rape the shit out of Kathi. I want that pussy bad but I'm definitely too beta to ever get it, plus I'm 3 years into the friendzone.
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>>704482745
/thread
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>>704485749
Look bitch, i'da given it to u but i put u in the friendzone
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>>704484192
Shut up christine
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>>704485749

but if she doesn't want it, how good could it be? I think you'd just end up disappointed and disgusted with yourself. If I were you I'd leverage the whole dying angle to get some pity sex instead, unless you're an absolute autist you should be able to manage that.
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>>704474710
Probably fuck anything that moves. You?
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>>704486021
Stay very, very still...
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Kill self immediately, therefore creating a paradox where i cannot die in two hours because i have already died, but i cannot be dead because i must doe in two hours. I shall become immortal>>704475159
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>>704486021

I guess I wouldn't move one bit.
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Go in an hotel, call 20 hookers for the night. Buy heroiin and shoot myself. Get drunk and fuck.
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>>704484673 (You)
>I'm in my early 20s. Sounds like you may be a bit out of my age range. My boyfriend is in his 30s though, so there's quite a bit of wiggle room.
>You sound like a dream, as crazy as that is.
I am 33, so less of an age difference than you might think. My son is 6. I am definitely not a dream but I DO have quite the sex drive in spite of everything. I can tell you my story if you want to hear it. Want to do KIK or something?
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get the biggest smile and wait for sweet death
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>>704486017
dude, think about this, but serioulsy, what is worse trying and not getting it or die not doing nothing
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>>704486231
>I am 33, so less of an age difference than you might think. My son is 6. I am definitely not a dream but I DO have quite the sex drive in spite of everything. I can tell you my story if you want to hear it. Want to do KIK or something?

yeah sure, my kik is GullibleAsTits
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>>704474710
Kill 2 people I hate. Rape a girl who won't date me. Drink a bottle of scotch. Hopefully I can do that in two hours.
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>>704486231
>boyfriend
Sorry pal. I'd love to but it's a no-go.
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>>704485749
that's kinda fucked up
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>>704474710
fornicate with my sil
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Get hit with sudden dread and then crushing sadness knowing how many things I'll never see again, and then think of how to kill myself faster so I don't have to sit with this miserable feeling for two hours. Probably heroin.
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>>704486521
Ha, yeah I figured as much. Well, if you ever wanted to talk just as friends, that's cool with me too. I kinda lost what few friends I had when I separated from my ex. But it is up to you. Here is my Kik, just in case.
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>>704486017
I kinda like rape though, so I see myself enjoying it double cause I'd be fulfilling two fantasies at once. Afterwards, I may even smoke a joint or taste some liquor for the first time.
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>>704486788
have you tried it? heroin i mean
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>>704474710
i'll start wondering why
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>>704486463
>yeah sure, my kik is GullibleAsTits

yeah, I get it. I am a lonely moron.
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Free fall through a thunderstorm
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>>704475428
tell my female friend i love her shortly followed by raping her tbh
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>>704486938
Not the guy that you're responding to but I will say personally, for me, it's the most perfect drug.
The sheer level of contentedness is like nothing else, when I used to shoot up... Everything was suddenly right with the world.
I kinda miss it, but it also wrecked my life so ultimately I stay away.
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>>704486885
Oh shit
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>>704477190
also this try and score some med grad fentanyl take 200mcg go to the moon back feel like i am falling out of my asshole untill my death
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>>704487226
yeah, i have done a lot of research, i will never try it, but i just love to know other persons experiences with drugs i didnt take
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>>704477190
You can safely experience heroin even if you arent dying in 2 hours. Just take 2 vicodin. Only do it once though unless you want to be hooked on heroin because vicodin is extremely expensive and youre gonna start going to heroin if you get addicted.
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>>704485878
Not Christine, but sounds like you've got some beef with someone
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>>704484192
ew
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>>704488432
Yeah, no thanks.
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break into hot slut house kill her parents and rape her hopefully get her preggo and then jump off a building

also post a dank meme on 4chin
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>>704474710
Put the hammock up on the roof deck, crack open my last bottle of Ommergang "Seven Kingdoms" and the last of my rum. Make some phone calls I need to make. Listen to The Mountain Goats and wait to go.
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>>704474710
Walk into a forest and try to hide my body.
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>>704474710
go to bed and fall asleep
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>>704488601
This
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>>704485575
greatly underrated post
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>>704488159
yeah, thats how a lot of pp get hooked, by legal meds
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Kill myself
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Go out and have sex with several girls
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>fire up a livestream and fap furiously for 2 hours
>die
>become known as that fag who fapped themself to death
>live forever in infamy
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>>704489709
I'd watch that
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>>704489709

No lie I've legit recorded every ejaculation I've ever had since I broke up with my ex. If I was going to die in two hours I'd send her the stiched together vid entitled "Every Lonely Load Afterwards"
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>>704474710
I die in 2 hours
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>>704474710
get to diamond cause I'm stuck in plat 1
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>>704490506
show us the thumbnails or you're a lying fag
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kms
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>>704490632
Lul I barely made gold 5 and now Im afraid to play ranked because I fear getting unlucky 2-3 in a row and then getting demoted and having to do promos again
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>>704474710
go to my local high school, go over to the freshman classes, and seduce the hottest 14 year old i see, by force if necessary
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>>704490653

>Show me your ejaculations or you're a fag.
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Get level 60 runecrafting
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>>704474710
If I know that I will die in two hours, I would probably get as drunk as I can and pass out.

I fear to die.
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>>704491121
>60 rc
>in 2 hours

you wish faggot
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Call a prostitute for a 3 hour session
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>>704474710
shoot up some heroin and die after 30 mins
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rape the hottest girl you know
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>>704491267
Level 57 atm faggot, watch yourself
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>>704474710
delete fap folder
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Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
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>>704474710
i'd go all out on crossdressing and try to set up me getting raped and humiliated or just a straight up gang bang where i'm used as a whore and humiliated as well
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>>704490257
i appreciate that anon
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>>704474710
kill myself in 2 hours
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>>704478049
Why, please explain.
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>>704490506
>"Every Lonely Load Afterwards"

beautiful
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attend a muslim center...COLUMBINE STYLE. to get people to remember me
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Just kms 2 hours early
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>>704474710
keep eating this smoked salmon, walk down to the river, don my PFD (gotta stay safe), then watch the sunset and float about seven miles down stream through class 4 rapids, and ruminate on how wonderful my life has been... if all pans out right, I'll descend into Powerline Falls while I die.

>pic related
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCOVUz0SZAQ
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>>704490506
How many loads must a man fire out
Before you can call him a man?
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>>704474710
post shitty soundless webm on /b until my divide punishment arrives
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>>704493222

hey it's me your punishment.
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>>704474710
Go across the street and talk to a chick at a bar. Try to get laid for once. I'd truly have nothing to lose.

I seriously need to take a train ride to another city and hit on chicks. Wtf am I doing...
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>>704474710

Make thread with better pic saying i die in 2 hours
dubs say what i do.
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>>704494577
Dubs says you have to do it OP
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>>704478601

May I please have enough money to buy a house in my hometown, that I can nearly no longer afford to live in, because of asshole hipsters and techies?

I am at my wits end and am considering surrendering and moving across the country, away from the only 2 family members I have.

Not begging, just asking, because your stated holding is quite sufficient for anyone I could imagine. Closed mouths don't get fed, right?
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>>704474710
>>>704474710
>Write my last will and testament with specific instructions on who gets my $750 million.
Complet video?
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>>704474710
I will snort all the cocaine Im selling
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>>704484192
You live in Switzerland, don't you ? I know you.
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>>704494700

OP, you have to do it now. You have to kill yourself in 2 hours.
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>>704474710
find a time machine and skip forward 2 hours
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>>704474710
masturbate and apologize to family
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>>704494927
United States. I probably don't know you.
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>>704495377

Apologize and masturbate to family.
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>>704494927
Yep that's me, I'm that peroson you know.
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>>704484192
>I have horrible, lopsided salami tits
>Why don't my boyfriends wanna fuck me
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>>704474710
Write a will, walk down to the river, and prepare for what comes next.
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Hey I need someone to help me with a medical question on this thread! I shot my friend point blank in the face with a bb gun >>704495765
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>>704496312
>keep bra/sexy outfit on
>have amazing ass and body
>not actually an issue but /b/tard virgins want tit pics
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>>704474710
kill EVERYTHING
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>>704496750

hell I'd pork your salami tits anyday. They're not ideal but what I find attractive is malleable when I like somebody.
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>>704496750
>Keep bra/sexy outfit on
How about you keep your clothes on
>Have amazing ass and body
I'm sure
>Not actually an issue but /b/yard virgins want tit pics
/b/tard virgins aren't exactly the smartest. They think QT3.14's actually browse this site. Whenever they convince idiots like you to show tits, it's always disappointing
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>>704497205

the 'Tits or GTFO' gimmick is just so that nobody attention whores with femanon talk without proof. Otherwise lonely /b/fags pretend to be girls and e-suck eachother off, it's real sad.
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>>704496269
prove it
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>>704497357
nobody is expecting the best tits to pop up in this corner of the internet anyway lol why complain
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>>704497590
It's best to not let the ham beasts get cocky. It's not like they'd fuck you guys anyways. Go cum to some traps. They can be prett cute at least
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>>704497077
thanks so flattering wow

>>704497357
this. just proof nothing more.
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>>704497776

wow you are a lonely piece of shit. good on you.
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>>704497834
>it's just for verification
>people here aren't actually desperate enough to want ugly tit pics to jerk off to
And people wonder how even /a
/ssholes manage to score more ass than /b/tards
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>>704497776
could be cute though just cant be sure without more pics with better lighting and full body... thats a request anon >>704488601
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>>704475409
why havent you already done this, what r u gay!?
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>>704474710
Tell my ex I still love her and even though it didn't work out i don't regret any of it.
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spend it with my wife and son, probably playing with lego's with him or playing my guitar for them loving every last moment with them
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>>704498244
What if she's a cop
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>>704483353
The best part is that people are generally attracted to people of the same mental caliber, so your desire for broken men may being saying something.
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>>704498142
Go ahead and post them. You'll get more attention from these virgins than you ever will from your boyfriends. That is, until these guys find out you don't have a feminine penis
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>>704498510
I suffer from severe anxiety and have many physical ailments that can effect my mental well-being when they flare up. I had a lot of issues and nobody there for me growing up. I'm very strong because of that, and want to offer others stability and strength while they struggle. I appreciate your input.
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>>704498943
Ever think about one day turning on them and never speaking to them again in hopes that they just get worse?
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>>704499143
That's how you create psychotic exes. Trust me, I found out the hard way.
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>>704474710
kill myself to speed it up
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>>704474710
Lots of heroin.
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>>704498375
rape
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>>704474710
eat 25g of dried shrooms and accept death
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I'd probably take a heavy dose of whatever psychedelic I can get my hands on and hit the town one last time
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Build enclosure with fire pit. Throw pounds of weed into fire pit. Hot box until death.
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shitpost on this retarded messageboard
>feels bad
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>>704474710
pop a molly pill, 30 mins later pop another, 30 mins later snort a pill, 30 mins later snort my last pill. hire some bitch off backpage.
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Rape both of my sisters steal a car rob a gas station for all of their Styrofoam cups then make some napalm. Dump all the napalm on a church ignite leave go to friends house smoke tons of weed drive home lay in bed them die
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An Alarming amount of you jump straight to rape. I know it's /b/ but still.
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>>704488159
2 vicodin? youre trolling right?
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>>704501544
>2 vicodin? youre trolling right?
why? I was told this by an ex-heroin addict that died 3 times and was brought back. I told him I was interested in feeling what heroin was like and he told me to pop 2 vicodin.
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I'd write my will, delete my browser history, tell my mom and dad that I love them and apologize for all the rotten shit I've done. I ask them to take my kids and raise them good like they did for me. Then I break the news to my kids and probably just hold them and cry until I'm dead. I'll let them know all the ways I'm proud of them. I'll even call up my exes and let them know that I loved each of them more than they'll ever know, but tell them that I'm happy they moved on and would have been excited to see what they will become in the future. But most of that two hours would be with my kids, so they can have the final moments with their dad who broke his back and lived a hard life just to barely support them, and I'd tell them I'm sorry I didn't have more to leave them.
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>>704502285
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>>704502519
?????
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>>704484192
is that a scar on the index?
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Spend those hours on 4chan apparently
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>>704474710
idk, probably nothing tbh
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>>704474710
Kill myself and die in less then two hours. Fuck you.
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>>704475409
Gayleb?
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>>704502733
yes, why?
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>>704503610
because of a bitch obviously, you dumb fuck
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>>704504167
Asking why because trying to see if he knows me, dumb fuck
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rape rampage.

like... anyone and anything in sight. i'm covering some ground and fucking everything i see for two hours straight
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>>704504475
huhuh but the image was inverted wich made it look like a scar when it's actually a vein

so you are baiting and a gay retard
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>be me
>gonna die in 2 hrs
>Go to the ER
>Tell them I don't feel well
>They're slow as fuck
>because 'merica
>I die before I leave
>Family sues them for malpractice
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>>704479706
>dat pic
>dat filename
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>>704474710
tell her that I love her
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>>704505121
an hero, fggt
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>>704505121
*gets responded with "Seen" *
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I'd pray to God like and cry for mommy just like the rest of you bitches.
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>>704505546
>*go to her house*
>[raping intensifies]
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>>704505570
pretty much, I'd probably order a fat fucking meal while I'm at it
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Tell her I still love her
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Kill myself
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>>704504826
oh ok thanks for clarification
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>>704491202
Trudeau is a fucking asswipe, and that quote is retarded. kys
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>>704475003
This.
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>>704474710
Call my ex (ish) gf and tell her I love her
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Hide, I know no one who would want to be with me as I die
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>>704494711
How can I send you money? You're anonymous.

Here's a second alternative

https://www.fiverr.com/categories/writing-translation/
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>>704479843
it's an impossible situation retard some people would actually do what they say
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>>704474710
Kill myself, only I kill me.
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honestly i dont agree at all with the people who have the deathbed confessions and the last minute i love yous etc etc. heres my plan tbh.
>find a lawyer to draft a quick will leaving everything to my fiance
>alienate and insult everyone close to me. just turn full tilt asshole against them
>slip into the abyss hoping i pissed them off enough tht they wont be sad
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>>704507536
winrar
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>>704474710
Who is this
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Set timer for 2 hours, go to the top of a high building and when the timer runs out, jump.
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I'd probably just break down and cry for about 20 minutes, then go through each account and terminate them. Write my wife a quick note. Go in and hug my dog and kiss my wife then go back into the front room and cry til I died.
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>>704474710
Start to watch Solaris (the original one) and hope to die before falling sleep.
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Continue drinking until I die even sooner
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finish the bottle, smoke a few cigs, jerk off, then pass out with an hour to spare.
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Try to get the girl who's hook I'm on to fuck me.. If not, head to a homie's house and drink my time away with him.
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Tell the woman I love that her existence has made the last few years of my life considerably better.

Convey my last will of my friends and just tell them honestly what I think of them before I die.
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>>704490506
Is her name ELLA?
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>>704474710
keep listening to shitty emo music and finally fucking die.
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>>704512832
This
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>>704486100
kek
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>>704477085
all women like semen .
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