nostalgia fap thread
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nostalgia fap thread
>>704473419
>Implying I haven't fapped to her since like yesterday
made me hit puberty in a blink of an eye. From playing with He-Man and the gang to fapping in a split second...
>>704473501
I still watch that show and fap in the first movie you can see her panties
>>704471716
>>704473892
What part?
>>704475388
I used to fap to naked cheerleaders from the XFL, impossible to find now.
I also used to fap to this stephanie mcmahon look a like in a wet t-shirt that was all over wwf fan sites back in the day
>>704475658
>>704475808
>>704472489
i remember getting my first boner watching clarissa. my babysitter misunderstood (under the impression that SHE was the reason) and told me that it was wrong to feel that way about her. "you're name's not clarrisa, right?" i asked
>>704474999
nice trips.
>>704475604
ma niggas. also pic related
>>704475930
Is that Nicky Minage?
>>704476145
Also, National Geographic.
>>704471716
>>704476336
>>704476023
I still fap to her to mmmmmmmm
Isn't from a very long time ago but I don't think g4 is still around.
>>704476128
>>704476591
I was trying not to cum today!!!!!!! Thanx alot
let me end this thread right now
>>704471716
I'm too lazy to insert Alex Mac in here, so pretend you're seeing an image of her where this text is.
>>704476916
Mmmm i remember the first show when she gets her powers she is naked heheheh
>>704476821
good fucking call
all 4 sisters were hot but I always liked her the most...had sooo many boners
>>704475538
Christina Ricci! Yes! I wanted to fuck Wensday Adams so bad.
>>704476821
Holy shit, I'm gonna fucking cum. Yes!
>>704475823
Sauce?
>>704478818
Fucking yes!!
>>704471716
>>704474999
Buckets. Tawnee Stone was like a hot babysitter and Jordan Capri was like a proper girlfriend.
So glad I growed up in the golden age of Lightspeed
>>704479751
agreed
>>704476228
my nigger. first time i ever saw a pair of tits.
>>704480648
>>704480728
>>704481111
>>704479350
>>704481612
be fine to be a male guard and fuck her
>>704482524
>>704482734
My first boner was with slave leia. When Jabba would yank on her chain. I had no idea why I was getting excited but it explains many of my kinks now.
>>704483022
also im pretty sure there was a nip slip when the blue alien lady got dropped into the rancor pit. i paused on that scene a billion times as a kid haha
>>704483022
So true
>>704483132
Hey! Not just me then. Cool!
>>704481111
What show is that?
>>704482502
Too soon
Yellow Power Ranger from SPD.
She turned out okay.
>>704483839
Not ever shes to fucking nasty ! Hell that bitch gave aids to aids hahahahaha
>>704484229
Kek
Who here remembers Heather?
>>704473784
>>704475256
>>704475967
>>704476821
>>704477280
I second these
>>704473501
Oh fuck lol I loved her
>>704472489
I've blown so many loads to this chick it's not even funny. Fuck she was sooooo hot.
>>704474278
whoa dude. thats old.
>>704477390
>>704485667
>>704476821
Holy shit. /thread
>>704479322
yes sir
>>704471716
They used a dude from the Japanese version when the helmet was on
>>704473501
What are you 12, you fucking retarded bitch nigger
>>704473784
I liked Peg...
>>704475256
Wrong
>>704475538
Fivehead
>>704478806
God back to 2001 on lime wire >>704478806
>>704475807
>>704487137
Your the bitch nigger ^_^ she fucking sexy as hell you fag
>>704475658
>>704476791
You're a 33yo virginal NEET aren't you, you no account bitchtard
>>704477021
How is generic porn "nostalgic"?
Queer...
>>704480728
Old hat
>>704482075
You jerk off to pony-porn, don't you?
>>704482734
Now this is both obscure and nostalgic
I commend you sir
>>704488022
Yeah how did you know?
>>704474999
I always thought it was amazing how tawnee's vagina was always closed. never seen one like that in real life.
>>704487433
I've banged more girls than you.
There's no point arguing, we all know it's true
>>704488198
Your choice of...... women?
>>704488501
Yes you have but iv had my wife for about 14 years ^_^ so i know i dont have any stds what about yourself?
Pretty sure this was the first thing I ever fapped to, from a hentai quiz I stumbled upon on Newgrounds.
It was either this, the girls from The Man Show on late night g4tv, or commercials from Girls Gone Wild.
>>704487669
>>704487137
You should calm down dude
>>704483829
nigga that's casper
>>704488719
>^_^
*sigh* I'll just, uh....leave you alone now...
>>704488880
Thank you now i have to download the movies and tv show
>>704488854
Can't. Too much faggotry here
>>704477664
Uh. Stop being autistic.
>>704489094
Check out pic related.
You get your bizarre Ricci fix and enjoy a great example of independent film making!
>>704482823
Still hot
>>704484498
Busted many nuts over those videos.
>>704489071
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, at first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
You guys who know , know.
Vicky and Dee & Desi were queens of entertainment back then.
>>704489608
Cheryl Tiegs looks like an elongated catchers mitt now...
>>704489574
Thank you anon
>>704489712
My nigger
Fake pic, but still MY NIGGER
>>704487823
bitch more as you contribute nothing guy
>>704471716
Why does she have the green rangers shield on? Not accurate. Can't fap.
>>704489860
I dont have permission then FUCK YOU
>>704489880
tara tho
>>704489860
Blow
>>704489880
You queer?
>>704476027
What a shit babysitter. A good babysitter would have BEEN your Clarissa.
>>704489852
Nostalgic fake faps.
>>704489860
You're a 400lb loser
NOW SUCK PISS
>>704482075
i jerked off to this exact scene in the digimon movie.
the other kids in the theater were not amused...
>>704481758
Delete this!
>>704489860
I think it's time you ate something
>>704490565
No and go fuck yourself
>>704490109
I'm contributing insults
I'm this threads designated troll
>>704490678
No your not bitch i am!!!!!!!! Now suck my ass
>>704490761
No only the top one but thanx for the mad respect fag
>>704490761
You were right about the other three, though!
Fag
>>704490934
>>704491145
Samefag
>>704491145
Hahahaha props
>>704490775
He's losing his ability to speak!
You're too easy, you NEETass bitch nigger!
>>704491222
No still only the top dumbass
![slide_266543_1818018_free[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IUQYfQM.jpg "slide_266543_1818018_free[1].jpg")
I literally remember the exact moment I started being attracted to women. I was in a car traveling back home from grandmas right after a christmas and I just fucking realized that Britney is sexy. It was like on/off thing. I didnt even have any reason to think about her at that time.
>>704484498
seconded!!!! what's about her life now??
>>704491272
Thats not what your sister and mom told me lastnight ;)
>>704491222
No. I would never bastardize the
English language by using "thanx"
>>704491420
I don't have a sister or a mom
Who the hell did you rape?
>>704471716
>>704471716
my first tv love
>>704491445
Awww THANX hahahahaha
I got an early start with her...
>>704491495
Nope top 2 tho
>>704491495
>>704491516
Maybe it was your dog i dont know i was drunk and high on meth
>>704491603
You and I are the same person I guess
Do you also have a 12 inch cock, other me?
>>704478818
oh god I remember Liz Vicious... fffffffuck. I wanted her in the worst way.
>>704491735
Ah, that explains it
Is this you by chance?
>>704491841
Only 8 inches but thats all i need ;) the girl i fuck dont mind she is not use to bigger ;)
As a kid watching her in movies in the 60s was the first time I felt 'funny in my pants'.
>>704491993
Oh hell no im not no FUCKING NIGGER
>>704491925
I remember you were a virgin back then!
This remains true, yes? It would make sense since you like bland goth girls with boy bodies...
This girl. Anybody got News on her?
>>704492101
You're just a big ol' lame, aren't ya?
>>704484498
Spilled so much seed to her over the years, I wonder what happened to her
>>704476145
This... Ha ha ha!
>>704492466
"Big ol' lame"? Wow, you are a huge faggot.
>>704471716
Didn't she go into porn?
>>704492197
I'm startin' to think you weren't joking about the meth...
>>704492351
Raped and killed by niggers back in '01
You fags are too young to even know the struggle.
>>704492351
HOLY SHIT I literally went to highschool with her- she became big porn actress- if someone knows her porn name I can give you her real name and phone number she will prolly havbe sex with you.
>>704473419
I find it hard to fap to this lesbian
>>704492642
Proof or GTFO
>>704492579
The only time i joke is when i tell the girl i wont cum inside her
>>704492572
Mine was more original Skyler, a concept you'll never understand...
>>704492719
Oh fuck! Dat feel in 8th grade when your boy hooks it up with a scrambler
>>704475388
My friends dad caught me jerking it to show girls when I was like 10 having a sleepover at his house. I was scared he'd tell my parents about it but he didn't.
>>704492722
>prolly havbe
...the state of our schools...
>>704492330
Of course I was a virgin back then.
>you like bland goth girls with boy bodies...
Fuck yeah, I do. I'm not a virgin anymore, but I don't see how that would make me like bland goth girls with boy bodies any less.
I would never marry a serious goth girl, though. I like the aesthetics. I also like accessories. Furries are fine, too.. just no fursuits.
>>704492781
Are you this man?
>>704476821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP3FsutfJUY
>>704492722
>>704492916
Did he suck your cock its ok you can tell us
>>704479322
Still one of my favorite villains
>>704475808
Wow. She got thicc
>>704493021
No im not a NIGGER
>>704471716
>>704493096
>>704493070
I will post the yearbook photo but maybe I am tripping. I will know by her new porn name if anyone knows that.
>>704493150
Yesh i know she looked better when she was 12
>>704492901
"Nostalgia" cuts off at the late 70's and that's pushing it.
Disappear assface
>>704492979
>not a virgin anymore
What was his name?
>>704493274
Oops sorry wrong one>>704493096
I ment to click this one
>>704476027
Lol my babysitter more or less did the same (although she was the reason I got a boner). I pretended I didn't know what the hell she was talking about and she was like " o-oh i-i-iguess you're too young to know what youredoing'
>Mfw
>>704492123
her accent was amazing
>>704493408
She's trans, I'm not saying the name.
>>704492351
Is this the same girl?
>>704493245
Man face; fivehead; no-talent; bad boob job...
I could go on
>>704489860
>>704492351
Woops is THIS the same girl?
>>704493357
Wrong
>>704472489
This is the first woman I ever felt attracted to, I remember thinking it was just infatuation but I didn't know why. Then I bonered and I knew
>>704493727
Nope
>>704476023
She is so fucking hot
>>704476145
>>704493695
I know that now, but when I was 13 I was less discerning.
>>704493997
I love incest. I masturbate to my lil sisters dirty panties. They smell so fucking good
>>704489574
Love that movie
>>704485371
I remember jerking off to her when she was on "Clarissa Explains it all". Showing my age a bit there.
>>704471716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4waQKy64b8U
>>704494517
She is fucking so sexy
>>704491563
Is that Moot with a cow?
>>704494517
you are in your 30's?
>>704491563
Fap fap fap
>>704493801
Old man take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you weeeere...
>>704494719
kek
>>704494293
Gross, I just liked Ginger Lynn's tits.
>>704491310
Remember when "oops, u did it again" video came out and there was a half second of Britney showing camel toe and all the rich Normie's that could afford printers printed off pics of that and sold those pics during middle school? I remember...
>>704494029
Gotta love soma dem gran pans
Dey gotta have a big bush doe...
>>704494192
Yeah, I guees your right
Think I mighta played the flesh fiddle to her back then, too
>>704495059
>>704495051
Lol my sis has some sexy lil tits
>>704494824
Oh Yeah!
>>704494964
>>704488182
She still turns me on
>>704494420
Get this fake-ass nose job havin' Jewbitch outta my fuckin' face, you faggot ass bitch nigger!!!!
>>704495338
They fucked up your tattoo what the fuck is it??
>>704495217
Leave this place
>>704495407
you mad?
>>704495338
Dear God! You've taken shit to the next level!
You might wanna shave dat ting doe
>>704489860
is this fresh pasta or slightly stale pasta? I am sadly on /b/ a lot everyday... (no life) and I havent see this pasta before.
>>704493071
No he just shut the door while looking directly into my eyes.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fNnIQPJ.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>704495217
>>704495059
Oh shit, you reminded me a friend that couldnt stop talking about that picture for a whole week. I didnt have internet at that time so I didnt know.
I just watched some of her old videos and now she doesnt seem so sexy, more adorable than sexy. I guess thats a sign of the times changing.
>>704495598
Yes! What ever gave you that idea, kike?
>>704495430
Find her more attractive now. I'd blow a load in President Selena Meyer any day
She ain't even cute
>>704495677
Lol i bet you kept spanking it didnt you?
>>704494778
Hey, I'm in my 30s too!
What's wrong with that!!
You wanna fight about it!!!
>>704495495
you have no idea how long it look me to download a scene from That 70s Show where she was a stripper. the whole seen was 1 minute and it took me all night because the dial up would cut out sometimes and I'd have to start over.
worth it.
>>704493202
Wew!
Anyone got hot pics of uncle Jesse's wife from full house? Her and Tiffany were my first babby boner gaps. Along with the true lies strip tease, of course.
Her. Also Nicole Eggert on Charles in Charge.
>>704494824
How have I never seen this before...
>>704493972
This was the first porno I downloaded on kazzaa. It only took 2 months.
>>704495684
>adorable
You queer?
>>704495722
Tell us about it, Anon
>>704476023
whos this?
>>704495255
Well....
What's her net worth!?!?!
Ok its dead now
>>704495430
Indeed...
>>704492123
Are you 55+ years of age?
>>704495430
Now that's my kinda kike!
>>704496405
The hot little bitch from lazy town
>>704495217
Lol ya that's the one except this is high res. The ones they were selling were like 1.0 mgpzl and we were grateful to have it.
>>704495851
What a handsome young man!
>>704496405
Stephanie
>>704496297
ah yes, kazzaa. it was a pioneering new way to share viruses and malware. didn't matter. still used it.
Image limit hit
New thread
>>>>704496572
>>704496385
Alright! Fine!
I...aw fuck it...
>>704496052
Underrated film...
>>704496368
I am into adorable looking girls, anon. So yeah, I guess.
>>704496405
A child
>>704495920
No I was legit scared my parents would find out and I didn't sleep a wink. Years later now my mom gets me hookups (28 now. She has alot of divorced friends who are mediocre looking who want sum fuk). My mom's bretty gud
