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ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you
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still confused about those thread but ill go for it:

Erie
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>>704469687
Chris
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Nathan
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>>704469687

Jeff
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>>704470002
Alpha male
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Daryl
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>>704470002
Aaron
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Kevin
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Chad
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Hank
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>>704469876
Lake
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>>704469687
Aldo
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>>704469687
Roastmedrigo
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Joseph
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>>704469687
Dean
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>>704470184
>>704470191
>>704470110

All this are jerks names
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>>704470198
your boy aint right
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>>704470212
you're wearing a hat most of the times
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>>704470223
WHAAAAAAAAT???????????????
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>>704470170
You're a filthy Mexican, with long fingers and a gargantuan pair of huevos. Faggot.
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Tanesha
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>>704470199
i am actually not a lake, but good guess
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Bence
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>>704470095
You're a weebo with a fictional 2d waifu
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Michael
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>>704469687
"Jack"
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>>704470243

Poor religious and virgin
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>>704470312
No kids
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Ethan
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Muhammad
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Merve
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>>704469876
You have short brown hairs and thick glasses
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that's so cool all I see are ***'s
my turn
Hunter22
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>>704470391
you're a black girl from a ghetto and all the weekends you twerk at niggas dicks
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>>704470243
Cuck
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>>704470184
the Cunt
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>>704469687
Courtney
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>>704470589
Pedophile and a goat fucker
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Garth.
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>>704470391
You're vegetarian
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>>704470184
You fucking chink
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Erin
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>>704470585
You're jew
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Rody
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>>704470670
Sounds like you have a mohawk
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>>704470002
Nignog
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>>704470659
You have huge tits
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>>704470754
You live with trash as your only friend
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Harley
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George
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Erik

>>704470400
Benis :DDD
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Diab
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Kody
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>>704470605
i do have thick-rimmed glasses if thats what you meant, and i used to have short brown hair when i was 15-16
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Hunting Bear
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Osama
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You have gray hairs
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Mohammed Abdel Kadder
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>>704470456
You're a short ass manlet, with nipples longer than that faggot Aaron's fingers.
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>>704470942

You fuck goats. Live in a cave.
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Emile
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>>704470942
You have an explosive personality
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Adolf
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>>704469687
Matthew
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>>704470985
How did you know that?
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>>704470911
And you're studying law
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>>704470198
you're above 30
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>>704469687
Matthew
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>>704471016
I will take that as a compliment for dead osama
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Ciro
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>>704469687
Aaron
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>>704469687
Tallan
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>>704471006
You're a youtuber with 1m+ subs.
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Alan?
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>>704471006
You're a chubby slut
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Joshua.
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Satish
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>>704469687
Phil
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>>704470486
You're cool
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>>704470899
The weird dude in class with a calisus on his dick from beating it too hard
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>>704471157
>>704471192
nope
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>>704471125
You talk shit about higuain
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Tom
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>>704470815
Flat as a board, but I'll take the compliment none-the-less.
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>>704471201
Sucks dicks
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>>704470670
Garth? are did both your parents do nothing but play DnD and read medieval stories?
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>>704469687
Samuel
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Dakota
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Marius
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>>704471201
You're a homo
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>>704471056
I've got a mate who's doing psychology, so he's psychic. He's pretty short too.
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>>704471201
You're the average douchebag
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>>704471236
You're trying to loose weight
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Otto
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>>704471314
Let us see
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>>704470670
Party on.
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>>704471293
had to kek even if I don't really follow football.
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come on op my name is beautiful
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Max
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Mario
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>>704469687
Jake
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Ismael
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sammy
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>>704471006
Sound like the edgy black dude with strictly emo and weeb friends
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Ivan.
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>>704471460
You're a fatass Italian.
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>>704469687
Fernando
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>>704471201
Has an embarising christian family
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>>704471276
Then you have red hairs and you're in highschool
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>>704470002
>>704470132
same fag
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>>704471314
you have a similar appearance to my door
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Timothy have fun u fart's lol
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>>704469687
Richard
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Nathaniel
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meagan
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Lucas
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>>704471417
You're adopted
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>>704471510
>>704471557
not black, not redheaded, and dont know any emos/weebs
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Colby
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Bite
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>>704471314
prove it
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Eliza
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>>704470963
https://webmshare.com/play/by04P
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>>704471615
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>>704471690
you're a dog
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>>704471460
you love KFC
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>>704471314
You will see them growing up soon. You are also a bi-curious virgin.
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Alan
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>>704471073
nope, finishing high school currently
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Mohammed
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>>704471006
A wonderfully special child that was home schooled
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>>704471426
I don't think either of us want that. It'll ruin our relationship.
>>704471598
Now that's much more accurate. Especially if it's one of those doors with 4 cut out rectangles to make it look a little better than just a piece of wood with hinges and a handle.
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Satish
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>>704471760
Yes. Ouaf ouaf. Faggotcity is my home. Ouaf ouaf.
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>>704471359
You like fishing
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Samuel

>no I'm not a jew
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>>704471690
Sound like a bully from a show like fairly odd parents
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>>704471028
Hero
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>>704471863
You're a jew.
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Andres
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Arthur
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Luca (male)
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>>704471605
host of jesus chatline
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>>704471201
Gay and poor
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>>704471859
called it
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>>704471863
>total fucking jew
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Kaleigh
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>>704471604
You're a homossexual
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Jordan
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>>704471674
Your pretty good looking but not that tall
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Joël
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>>704471460
You have mustaches
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>>704471807
Cancer to the civilized word
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Willij
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>>704471914
KEK
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Joey
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Jared

>>704471605
obese

>>704471622
nigger
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Duncan
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Nuno
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>>704469687
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>>704471674
You love baseball
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>>704471484
You're a funny guy
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Frederik
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FrazierDanger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4qEQWYWLmE

I'm the most dangerous and final form of Bill Cosby
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Mat.
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Rocco
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Kody
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>>704471836
it is, and it's missing a door knob, want to cum replace my door?
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>>704471725
You have a weird face but nice tits
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>>704471932
Not gay. But poor.
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>>704472083
schwarzenegger already means black nigger you retard
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Jesse
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>>704471533
You're a real madrid supporter
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Tate
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Trevor
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>>704471574
Nah m8
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Barack
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>>704471863
You're black
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Remco.

I dare you motherfuckers, i dare you to figure this out.
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Does OP not love the name Satish
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>>704471834
nope
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>>704472272
toad
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Frank
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>>704471028
I once met a Mexican dude with this name.
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>>704471910
You're either gay or a brit
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Robin
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>>704472337
Juicy rod, capable of anything. World conqueror. Sex gawd.
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>>704471557
No, you're in highschool! And you're working part-time in a restaurant to get some money
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Nicholas
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>>704471956
You're reptillian
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Zane
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Jed
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Griffin
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>>704469687
Tom
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Tammy
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Matt
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Zane
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>>704472413
Heil Martinez
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>>704472454 is supposed to reply to >>704471656
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>>704472466
You like pizza
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>>704472454
supermarket, but alright
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>>704472337
Autistic dutch osu! streamer who currently lives in USA
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Hayden
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Brian
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Maynard
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>>704472513
You're a mythical creature
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Alexander
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Mamiong
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>>704471725
You're blond
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>>704472060
You're a redneck
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>>704471992
I'm 5'8 so idk if I'm a Manlet
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>>704469687
Smurrdjo
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>>704472068
You're a horse
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>>704471690
I fuckin hate sports
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>>704472533
white trash wearing camo and wreaks of hairspray
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>>704472593
Super athletic. Sensitive side. Wants to do the right thing but your friends are assholes.
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>>704472637
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Julian
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>>704472558
>>704472564
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>>704472164
You're australian
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Ethan
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well fuck you buddy, have a nice day
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>>704472507
It's not a phase mom
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Lucian
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Ignas
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>>704469687
Keith
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>>704469687
Who's that in the picture?
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Brett
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>>704472757
Likes getting drunk and high
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>>704472778
No but i have a big spagethhi between my legs
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>>704472533
You're around 20 years old. You own an iPhone 6. You have over 500 followers on your Instagram which is solely pictures of yourself. You enjoy novelty spiced lattes from Starbucks. You have blond hair. You are rarely seen outside your house without at least 2 friends.
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Sorcha
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>>704470198
Your real name is hampton
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>>704472740
Pretty accurate
10/10
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>>704472646
sorry mate but I'm pretty sure that's manlet territory
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>>704469687
Renz
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>>704469876
White Girl, lower middle class, lost virginity at 19, wears flannel from time to time in a semi Ironic way. Science or Literature background.
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Peter
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>>704472564
You're also shy and you don't have a lot of friends
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>>704472226
James and meowth are looking for you
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michael-code
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>>704472920
Honestly?
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Duncan
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>>704472835
I'm actually a person who fucking hates people like that but good guess
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James
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>>704470191
you're black, beta, have no luck with women, but an alright dude to hang out with.
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Isaac
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No one did my name.
Mamadion
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sebastian
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Dan.
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>>704472798
You tried heroin
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>>704472254
Nope, fuck them
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Brian
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Maurycy
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>>704472961
Cool guy. Had an affair with your wife.
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Gabriel
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Keith
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>>704473034
Yeah
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Corey
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Sam (m)
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Sam
Guess me I dare u
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>>704473132
Overweight, miserable.
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>>704473011
spot-on
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>>704472270
You were forced to watch twilight and you're ashamed of liking it
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>>704473176
You are endorsed by Schecter
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Adam
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Kenyan
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>>704472860
You have perfect teeth 'cause you used a brace many years ago
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solarian
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>>704473222
Female. Dreadlocks.
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Alex
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>>704473239
2/2
congrats anon
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>>704473058
You're from london
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Adrian
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>>704473022
You're thinking of Jessie but nice try
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Feelin left out but maybe cos its a weird one

Sorcha (f)
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Mohammed Jesus Moses
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>>704469687
Andrew
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>>704472082
Gente boa, caralho
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Rodrigo
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Barry.
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>>704473081
You are rich, blond and you have a boat
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Eli
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>>704473358
Pretty cool. Skinny fat, funny tho.
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>>704473157
At least someone thinks I'm cool. I have no wife, though.
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>>704472884
I don't have in IPhone or an Instagram, I've never been to Starbucks. I have black hair. And the last thing is right.
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>>704473222
>You have a larger than you'd admit buttplug in right now
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>>704473356
Nope, good try tho.
Guess again
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>>704469687
Jodie
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>>704473313
Male. No dreadlocks. U have 1 more shot.
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>>704473130
You have no clue what you're doing in life but you keep going, bullshitting your way through. You have unsupportive parents and 90% of your problems can be traced to you not being able to keep it in your pants.
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Anton
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>>704473206
You're a real bro with your friends
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>>704473405
Do you raid your own wardrobe?
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Dean
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>>704473417
You're the dankest memer on your street.
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>>704473376
Blond. Tight ass with attitude. Thirsty for attention. Smiles a lot.
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>>704472436
You hate gym class because you hate when people stare at your weird nipples
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>>704473405
Redneck.
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>>704473514
Яoу
Дяink a lot of vodkа
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>>704473469
The kind of guy who would fuck someones wife while they are away on deployment.
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Tyrone
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Tamoya
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>>704473473
Male. Below average rod.
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>>704473486
partly true. i can't get a girlfriend and my dad is supportive AF. And I also can't get laid,
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>>704473534
You hunt with your brother.
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Jake

>>704473469
I bet you smile too much and are a picky eater

>>704473514
You know at least one exotic animal hookup
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Ethan
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>>704473528
>>704473620
No, guess again.
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>>704473265
>Schecter
Nope
Not endoresed by anyone
Sadly
Don't play the guitar...
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>>704472509
you're a nigger
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Sebastian
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>>704473648
Nigger.
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>>704473077
You're a writer
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"I sense that you are sometimes insecure, especially with people you don't know very well."
"You have a box of old unsorted photographs in your house."
"You had an accident when you were a child involving water."
"You're having problems with a friend or relative."
"Your father passed on due to problems in his chest or abdomen."
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>>704473256
And you genuinely like teens movies like harry potter and juno
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>>704473723
Roman tigan
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Ricarda.
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>>704473438
I'd say just a little over skinny fat but gj
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Sorcha (f)
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>>704473685
nope
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Peter
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>>704473703
Look up keith merrow , he rips his own signature , series already
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Erik
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Devin
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>>704473737
No, I'm white actually. Both parents and grandparents too.
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>>704473763
god no
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>>704473323
you're fit and you're going to gym almost daily
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>>704473798
You should
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>>704473648
single father of hundred of 1/2 black children who's mom's still can't find you... and you need to get your shit together
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>>704472757
you like girly drinks
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>>704473723
Likes the simpler things. Upset with how you handled your life. No family. Has a lot of love to give but no one to share it with.
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Corinne.
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>>704473455
You like tea and you're a gentleman
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>>704473891
Has a gay name. Miserable, no family.
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>>704473792
You have tits, and I want to see them.
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>>704473862
If you ppsted this a month ago id call you psychic but now i got muscle damage, i got fat and i smoke
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>>704472839
Sieg heil
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Muhammat al seid
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Hugh

>>704473534
you sound like a small guy
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Lucas
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>>704473782
No idea what this means
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>>704473950
>gay name

it's not a gay name if it's a girls name on a girl.
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>>704473698
You're the same ethan of some post ago
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