probably going to be convicted for having cp on my computer. first offense by life will basically be over if it happens.
need suggestions on quick, 100% effective ways to kill myself if need be. i'm in england so any poisons/drugs needs to be easy to get here.
sadly guns not an option.
i'm serious, but won't an hero immediately. just need too be prepped.
>>704438702
get rekt.
>>704438816
already rekt myself by downloading it, now need to finish it if it all goes bad.
laughing gas
>>704438702
don't you guys have trains, freeways, and tall buildings over there?
just destroy your computer dumb ass.
>>704439012
really? how do i get it? what's the lethal dose? how do i take it?
Carbon monoxide, leave your car running in an air-tight environment. Not only effective but painless as well.
Bathtub + toaster + extension cord.
If I need to explain the rest then you're retarded.
>>704439055
sort of want to do it in a way that's not public, to save my family suffering even more shame. want to stay out of the papers if i can.
>>704439063
too late, the police came and took it away. they have everything.
>>704438702
just get a rope and kys faggot
>>704439188
i like that idea, but have no car.
any other ways to do it?
was it worth it?
>>704439264
Whar exactly drove you to download this shit?
>>704438702
How old are you?
>>704439744
I just wanted to jerk off to kids so bad.
Go to the ER at the VA tell them you want to kill yourself go into psyche treatment & get evaluated. You will be in a ward with other guys who have all kinds of issues & have your shoelaces taken away. Suicide ideation is a form of stress relief just like abusing alcohol but there are better ways of dealing with your present problems.
The toughest thing for military personnel is admitting weakness & asking for help.
>>704439865
moshi b8o desu?
>>704438702
do you regret what you did?
i'm not a pedo as you anon, but i would ask for a chimical castration
>>704439865
I lost
This isn't even a ylyl
How did you get caught
>>704438702
just be glad you are not in the US. Since this is your first conviction you probably wont go to jail.
>>704439975
not one bit
How would you know you're caught before you've been caught. Shit b8 is not gr8
>>704438702
You should kys tbh because you wont be a waste of taxpayers money
>>704438702
yeah, how did you get caught?
>>704439127
just do this
>>704440175
OP said that they took his PC and there is cp on it so...
>>704439424
I've thought a lot about this. Anything that emits CO2, so space heater that runs on fuel, motorbike if the area was small enough, etc. Additionally, if Helium is easy to get there, it may be an option as well. Easy and painless. You pass out, then you an hero.
OP timestamp your PC footprint so we can know how much of a neckbeard you were
Burn coal in your bath and block all ventilation.
This will benefit you in 2 ways, you will drift off into death and you wont burn your house down.
>>704440296
You would be under arrest while your computer is searched.
>>704439264
Then how are you posting?
What device did they leave you with? Wouldn't they have taken your router and everything else?
Overdose on some DOx it should be fun
>>704440486
OP is faggot
>>704438702
Cut to the jugular vein
DON'T KILL YOURSELF! ....Man up do the time, I mean sure you'll get violently raped on a daily basis, but then again you deserve it so hey
>>704440486
They can't put a person under arrest until they find incriminating evidence, they will search his pc find the naughty stuff and then get a warrant.
>>704440486
I wasn't at home when they took it.
First of all, you're a disgusting fuck.
If you want to die, take a bunch of benzos (xanax, klonopin, etc) with a bunch of alcohol with other pills that effect breathing and go into respiratory failure. You'll fall asleep and die in your sleep. Worst case scenario you'll go into a coma and wake up later.
But then when you wake up you can get some help.
OR, JUST GO ASK FOR FUCKING HELP RIGHT NOW AND SAY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
shovel
>>704440544
Why would they take his router lmao, its not like you can store cp on your family router
>>704440640
dying is better
>>704440639
so police can just break into your house and steal your shit in Europe?
>>704438702
if you wanted to download cp, use tor and onion sites. If you download cp from clearnet, yeah, you are kinda fucked.
>>704440629
They cant raid your house and take your pc without a warrant this is the UK.
>>704440690
somebody track this faggot fb
>>704439424
Rent a car faggot
>>704440724
>mfw he probly saved it in the cloud
>>704440771
Nope, they have to get a warrant first.
>>704440771
It's called a search warrant and they don't steal it but bag it as 'evidence' BTW why did they come in in the first place OP?
>>704438702
FUCKING SUBHUMAN PEDOPIHLE SHIT. USE FIREAXE TO CUT YOUR DICK AND BALLS OFF.
>>704440645
kek
Just say you're a Muslim and that it's perfectly acceptable in your religion. Then they'll have a child suck your dick as a way to say sorry for offending you
>>704438702
Dumb fuck, just magnet and hammer your hard-drive and get a new one.
They cannot pin the download to you, they will try to force a confession, don't be a fucking idiot and stay silent, don't even confess to your lawyer just sit tight and nothing will come of it
>>704440771
>europe
>actually England
such an American thing to say.
>>704440724
You dumb fucking moron do you seriously think that they will leave you with any kind of electronics that can store any kind of information?
They will take everything they want and sort it out later. They're not worried about disrupting your fucking life, are they? They take everything or they're fucking idiots not to because information IS stories on many routers. So you're a double fucking moron.
>>704439264
>too late, the police came and took it away. they have everything.
Ah well then disregard my previous post, you dumbfuck. Might as well kill someone now so you get your own cell
>>704440999
>implying there's a difference
>>704441008
yeah cause a router stores information fml are you trolling?
>>704441061
Classic not learning about anything outside of the US.
>>704441061
>>704441134
>>704441138
stay bootyblasted, eurocucks
>>704441245
Hard enough to learn your own states huh?
>>704438702
When you say download what do you mean? You downloaded a file? Or you streamed something?
>>704441245
That all encompassing American education system.
>>704441305
>>704441420
look ma, I'm on teh webz saying stuffz!
OP why did they come to your house in the first place?
They need to go through the whole process of getting a search warrant. They've had their eye on you for a while.
What did you do?
>>704441551
yes, OP. please tell
>>704441551
This
Why did they take your pc in the first place? How did they found out you downloaded cp?
>>704441533
>look ma, I cant spel get the cameera
>>704441671
Cyber police
Your life is over op just go on the run, go to Greenland or some shit and live where they won't get to you
>>704438702
Crush up some egg shells into a fine powder, place powder in a spoon add a few drops of water to powder, heat the spoon with a lighter until powder becomes liquid, get liquid into syringe, inject into neck or arm. Death will occur in less than 30 minutes.
>>704441551
OP is lying hed have to be pumping the pizza out by the boat load.
>>704441888
This just makes you lay an egg out ur ass don't listen to him op
>>704438702
buy 3 or 4 barbecue trays: lock yourself in bathroom, tape up the room and put up warning signs as per>>704440805 put trays in bath, light them: die. maybe an idea to take some valium and lay down to sleep as it starts: might a s well be comfy.
>>704441799
looks like a fun time
>>704441940
Bullshit, they go after everyone who's even accessing it
>>704439710
not at all. it wasn't even kids i downloaded, just teens, but some were probably too young, and there was a lot of it, so i didn't check all of it. probably some real cp in there that will fuck me completely.
>>704440125
what happens for first conviction in uk? am i still on the register? that will lose me my job for sure.
>>704440175
>>704440011
>>704440629
cops came with warrant they got from some online abuse people, traced me to where i downloaded it, it recorded my ip.
tor is not safe.
they release me because they didn't find anything yet, but are doing more complete checks on the computer.
>>704440544
they took my computer and tablet but left the router. using a borrowed pc just now.
>>704440640
what kind of help?
>>704440772
tor is not safe. it's where i got caught.
>>704440845
he's right, they got a warrant first, took me to the police station while they searched my house, took my pc and tablet.
>>704440852
they got a report of me downloading stuff on tor, must have been some kind of honeypot. didn't give me all the details at the time, but they will if/whyen they find something.
>>704440984
too late they took the computer, if i'd known what was going to happen i would have got rid of the computer well in advance.
>>704441401
i downloaded pics, but not intentionally cp. teenagers, but i think some might be a little young. i downloaded big image packs but i think some of them potentially have cp in them, why else would they call?
worst part i stupidly got the onion links from 4chan.
>>704441551
it's all in this comment above, they got a report form some national online abuse prevention task force and acted on that basis.
>>704441888
trips never lie
>>704442058
>too late they took the computer, if i'd known what was going to happen i would have got rid of the computer well in advance.
>>704441052
Seriously OP, kill someone or else you will be in genpop
I always wondered how they catch people like OP?
get some knifes and a building
>>704442191
Honeypots and tracking the distributors, lol
>>704442058
>tor is not safe
It would have been safe, if you nigger disabled JavaScript.
>>704442058
They were probably bait links monitored by pedo activist groups.
>>704442191
ISP saves packets for two to three months, they hand over the information to the police when asked and do not ask for a warrent
Download wireshark and see for yourself what your network is doing right now
>>704442360
>JavaScript.
wtf does that have to with the price of tea in your moms botanical garden?
>>704442375
Anti-pedo*
Lol Pedo activists
http://listverse.com/2012/12/02/10-poisons-used-to-kill-people/
Do it quickly fucking piece of shit. Pedos are a danger to society and they need to fucking die to protect the kids from lifelong trauma or the future generation will excist of anxious, cutting faggots.
Also pedos just don't deserve to live unless they are getting gang-raped in prison.
Do it now you pathetic piece of shit
consequences will never be the same
>>704442488
This, plz op kill yourself you fucking worthless bastard
>>704442488
>kids from lifelong trauma
>anxious, cutting faggots.
Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
>>704442457
lol yeah, although could be pedo activists trying to divert attention to people like OP while they roll around in a bath full of pizza.
>>704442436
Start making sense or end yourself.
>England
just tell them you're a Muslim refugee and they'll let you go.
Go to jail and enjoy
If you mix Formic acid with sulfuric acid, you will get carbon monoxide. Make sure you do two parts Formic acid to one part sulfuric acid. Also make sure you make an abundance of carbon monoxide, because if you do not, it will cause severe brain damage- which may make you incompetent to stand trial. I suggest you just be a man and go to prison for what you have done though... I might be going to prison too...
If you an hero at least make sure someone takes a picture
>>704442692
has anyone ever been as far even decided to want much more do look like?
>>704442191
He probably share his cp on torrentz..
>>704442174
No they wont. From the UK, know someone who at 20 fucked a 12 yer old, did 3 years in protected custody for it, managed to find work after but is limited in shit, cant go near kids and stuff.
OP, you feel like ur life will be over, but once youre used to hpw things have turned, youll b able to look forward. The kid fucker I know managed it, and u didnt eve fuck any kids.
>>704442058
Dont be an hero. Its not as bad as u think. U just have to set your sights lower now. Accept it.
>>704442706
OP keeps using term cops as well which is suspicious. Real britfag would say bobby or Mr policeman.
Drink bleach or cut your neck or wrists
>>704442058
Step 1. Lawyer up.
Step 2. Bail out if they arrest you.
Step 3. Get psychiatric help.
Step 4. Pray to fucking God the Judge has a good day.
Step 5. NEVER DO THIS SHIT AGAIN.
>>704442814
>I might be going to prison too...
for the same thing?
>>704441970
kek
also op do this
Paracetamol. You can get it at any pharmacy without a note. You can thank me later.
Just say you're Muslim.
>>704442914
>Step 6: do it on a daily basis
>>704442977
Paracetamol OD is one of the worst deaths you can have. - So yeah go for it OP
>>704442867
how much lower? i'll probably lose my current job since i'm still on probation, and i'm sure it will make getting almost anything else impossible.
don't really see a future tbh
>>704442814
going to prison over jacking off. welp, was it worth it faggots?
>>704442969
that's banned as a form of torture though
>>704442874
well it's an american website, so i said cops.
i would call them police or cops or pigs, never 'bobbys'. it's not 1950s any more
No, for retail theft
>>704443042
He doesn't sound competent enough to get a hold of any of the alternatives.
>>704443172
Think he was joking mate, You realise your traffic is 100% being monitored right now.
>>704442867
Holy shit.. horrible laws you got there, lad
>>704442942
No, for theft
>>704442914
i'd never do it ever again, i was scraed even to post about it here.
i don't even look at porn any more, i never intended to download cp, just got carried away and careless in what i grabbed. i'm so scared and so ashamed.
>>704443322
how is it a horrible law? Adults shouldn't be fucking kids you dipshit
Benadryl or generic equivalent with only Diphenhydramine in it. Down 7 grams. You'll pass out before anything happens.
>>704443306
>You realise your traffic is 100% being monitored right now.
you know for sure? i was scared to post this now i'm even more scared they'll use this as evidence
>>704443172
Hhahaha op your internet is monitored when you're on probation. Are you from middlesborough by any chance?
>>704443442
is parachuting recommended?
>>704443348
Don't be, 90% of all people are just retards. Even on this website. Most people here do not have enough awareness to fill an egg with it.
>>704438702
If you dig hurting kids I'd suggest a pleasant flaming tire necklace, and if it's some kind of bad pr try a heroin od.
>>704439263
Hang yourself with the extension cord? But whats with the bathtub and... toaster???
>>704443044
It might not be the grand life you dreamt of but most of us never achieve that anyway. You will be able to find work, albeit with difficulty.
Look, its worth at least giving it a shot. If in ten years your life still sucks then yeah just end it but you might as well try to salvage something.
This all just happened. Youre in panic mode. You will feel better in time. At least wait until then until you make thw biggest decision of your life. Thats all Im saying.
>>704438702
>>704441884
This is for you.
>>704443612
you wanna look presentable when they find your body. shower and piece of toast to keep the tummy rumbles to a minimum
>>704443518
As long as you use HTTPS, they can only see the connection to the website and the timing correlation ... which is enough even with HTTPS to identify you.
>>704443322
Welp, the kid fuckers in Parliment, the BBC and the legal system need to have leniant rules, otherwise theyd have to bugger fewer kids.
>>704443537
you know that for 100% sure? i'm being watched right now?
i'm not from middlesboro
>>704443442
most i can find is 25mg tablets, so i'd have to take like 300 of them to have that dose. don't know if that would work?
>>704444039
>jeff, get the van intensifies
>>704443516
thanks for your kinds word, even if you deleted them. it's appreciated.
>>704443756
underrated
>>704443348
My advice is to just ride it out. If you are well and truly fucked you can still an hero (by truly fucked I mean getting a letter that says you have to go to jail next thursday)
4s
>>704444372
do you know how it will work?
what's the process? they didn't tell me much except that they would phone if it came all clear.
what's the next step?
>>704444519
shit way too late
Dont worry mate those pigs r defo not watching say whatever you want.
>>704444691
the queen likes a right buttfucking
>>704444569
I suppose you should see a lawyer about that (Im not even british). Just do it first thing tomorrow.
if i was gunna do it, id sell everything i own, hire a scabby motel room, take fuck loads of drugs and fuck loads of hookers in the aim to overdose, might aswel go out with a bang.
>>704440834
>>704444163
It will. A 14 year old a few years back in the states took either that amount or more, and there was nothing the hospital could do to save her.
Some teenagers here take 1-3g to trip as well, although anything past like 1.2-1.5g you're risking serious health issues or a hospital trip. The antidote for it is not very well known information, even in hospitals.
>>704443576
Yes, it'll work quicker actually.
>>704438702
Depending on your budget, I can give you a quick and easy/painless death. Go and buy a helium tank, a tube and one of those breathing masks. Attach tube to tank and mask to tube. Let the flow of helium be the same as your breathing, not too much and not too little. After a few minutes of inhaling helium you will fall unconscious, and a few minutes later you will die. It is essentially suffocation, but you don't feel any pain. Trust me. For us (as I am a Britbong myself) it will cost anywhere between £50 to £100. Good luck OP.
>>704438702
jump off a tall bridge / building, head first. why are all you suicidal faggots too stupid to realize you don't need a gun, or drugs, or poison to off yourself.
Go to the top of a tall building overlooking a basketball court
Tie cheesewire around your neck and attach it to something sturdy
Glue your right hand to the back of your head and let it dry
NOW SLAM AT THE SPACE JAM
jump off a building and do a flip
>>704442977
How much of it do you have to take to die?
>>704438702
Instead killing yourself you should educate yourself. Pedophilia is a sickness that can be treated. And also, a lots of people are sick from it but that don't mean that they can't control themselves nor does it means that they are not having a good life. Just chill faggot and let some time passes by. Also, don't ever hurt a child you son of a bitch.
>>704438702
>>704439012
party shop, helium
Why didn't you just get it from here ? That's safe thanks to our mods
>>704447073
He supposedly got onion links from here, assuming they were posted as honeypots.
>>704447482
Well that's pretty stupid. People actually click on links that are posted here ?
>>704438702
Whst website were you downloading cp from?
>>704440629
you can be arrested under suspicion
>>704446051
Your right. Being human is a sickness.
To all the people suggesting the Helium Exit Bag idea using party supply store Helium, that won't work any more. Once word got out they all started putting Oxygen into the mix.
The only way to get pure Helium is from a Welding Supply Store now.
>>704448986
Thing is, OP didn't hurt a child. He just watched someone else do it.
How many things get you thrown in jail for being a witness?
All I can think of is Animal Fighting and CP
>>704449439
From the sounds of it it wasnt even cp made by someone it was just self pics of young teens, probably snapchat n stuff.
