What did she say at moment T?
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What did she say at moment T?
>>704416469
That's disgusting brother, I'll tell mom.
I have a cock
>>704416469
"My kids"
Hey
>>704416561
/thread
>>704416469
Jamaul will be over later to drop off Le-a(LeDasha)
>>704416469
So many things
>Feminism
>Kid
>Dated a nigger
>Can't cook/clean
>Stupid
>>704416469
I'm pregnant
>>704416469
"let's be friends"
>>704416469
T is the moment I blow my load.
>>704417242
winrar
>>704417242
correct
"I'm voting for Trump"
>>704418101
cuck
>>704417242
/thread
>>704417242
Wise words
>>704416469
"Oooh, a Pidgey!"
"Metal is just a noise. You should listen to real musicians like justin bieber,skrillex and nicki minaj"
Anything related to socialism
>>704416469
"This is mine"
I like hanging out with guys, they're so much nicer than girls!
"i love tumblr"
>>704419247
Good.
>>704416469
"well we can meet up but I have to bring my kid"
Fuck off I haven't met you a single time, let alone your god damn kid.
"Im only going clubbing nothing is gonna happen!"
>>704416469
>I'm on my period
>>704416469
black lives matter
>>704416469
Not much, I live in a place where all the girls are fucking morons (most wouldn't be able to tell you why it is the 21st century not the 20th). I thought the girl was a non-moron, turns out she just thought saying she liked everything I liked meant she was interesting.
>>704416881
All of the above
>>704416469
"i love you", "i want to be exclusive"
>>704419201
Please say this didn't happen
>>704419459
>(most wouldn't be able to tell you why it is the 21st century not the 20th)
i mean, i know it's the 21st century, but wouldn't be able to tell you why either.
>>704416469
"I regularly browse /b/"
>>704419459
>girls who don't like everything I like are morons
>>704416469
meet my parents
"Wake up! You are late for work!"
"My mom always says that..."
>>704416469
"I love you"
>>704419715
that just made it crawl up inside :/
>>704419581
No, I mean, these girls like nothing. The majority have no personality. What is worse is that they don't look good enough to make up for it.
>>704419568
0 - 100 first century
101 - 200 second
...
2001 - 2100 21st century
it's not rocket science
"If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight."
>>704416469
"I love country music"
>>704419535
It did, last month.After that I stood up and walked away. Never talked with that brainless bitch again.
>>704420114
Good choice
Nothing, she cut her hair short.
> Not a woman anymore
>>704419956
This shit again? lul
>>704419201
She isn't wrong though, metal is just shitty noise disguised as music for edgy teens
>>704420227
True, then we get to perfection.
>>704416469
"You need to change who you are and do all the right things to make me happy if you really love me, but I won't communicate, so I expect you to read my mind".
My ex.
>>704419956
Die now
>>704418101
"I'm voting for Hillary"
Here, fixed it for you buddy
>>704416469
Do you only play screamo on that thing or...?
"I smoke"
>>704420336
Agreed. Short hair is amazing on a woman, as long as she's feminine enough to pull it off, and it isn't a butch dyke cut.
>>704420427
Nope that was correct before
>>704418101
>implying she's old enough to vote
>>704420434
/thread
>>704416469
I like you too
>>704417242
Top kek
"will u at least look at me while we fuck?"
I smoke cigarettes
>>704416469
>wears a choker
>"I don't do anal"
>>704420298
Kill yourself. You couldn't even make a guitar riff. Go listen to your taylor swift.
>>704420337
that's just women
>>704420742
Woah buddy, careful with those edges!
>>704420742
newfag detected
>>704419201
I even would prefer JB over most of that metalstuff
just cause they play their shit fast it aint good
growling makes literally everything worse
Moo
>>704421005
What is this "newfag"? Is it new fucking awesome grandma? Because i am not that old, young man. I've been on four chains since 1999, for your interest. Sorry for my bad japanese.
>>704420427
You guys, it's "I'm voting..."
>>704421070
You know, death metal is not the only metal genre.
>>704421183
It's Italian cuisine you shithead
>>704420259
tnx
>>704416469
i smoke
>>704418101
does your wife's boyfriend know you're posting on the internet?
>>704420785
True, niggah
>>704419247
>>704421415
so if you were one second away from fucking your ideal woman/man/tarp/w/e, dick in hand ready to go. and he/she/it says "oh btw i smoke" you would just run out of the room screaming and crying?
>>704416469
>i am not 13, hands above your head, you're arrested
>>704421729
Who the fuck said he'd "run out of the room screaming and crying"? Is that how you react when you lose interest in a woman? Are you projecting?
>>704420742
fucking faggot stop making us look bad
>>704421879
>>704421975
>Who the fuck said he'd "run out of the room screaming and crying"?
I did you fucking idiot.
>reading is hard
yeah for you. pick up a fucking book, you trashy fuck
>>704420337
Same here b/ro
>>704417242
Virgin
How true is this?
I'm transitioning
>>704420114
Don't talk shit anon. She laughed at you for liking metal and you felt bullied so you ran away.
>>704419896
100 is the second century.
2000 was the turn of the century
>>704420298
This once you be left school you'll understand.
>>704420742
There are more than two genres of music faggot again the reason I thinkbyoure still at school you think music boils down to metal or tween pop
Finally fuck off tay tay is a goddess
Black lives matter
"I'm 13"
>>704422090
not the same fag but
>Durr look at me get mad and pretend to have a point
the obvious answer to that question is no so why bother asking. go waste other peoples time with your worthless thoughts
>>704422470
This is wrong
1-100 = 1st century
101-200 = 2nd century
1901-2000 = 20th century
2001-2100 = 21st century
101 was the first year of the 2nd century, 2001 was the first year of the 21st century
>>704416469
I dip
>>704420742
>you couldnt even make a guitar riff.
Wtf kid
>>704416469
I'm part of the feminist society
>>704422323
Post-Coitus (could be spelt wrong) Depression.
Have you ever wanked off to porn and then instantly looked at the chick still sucking that dick and questioned why on earth you did that?
Sex is the same. If you dont feel that after having sex with a girl you are probably in love
>>704416469
Got a light?
"Sure I'll come. Is it okay if I bring Jamal"
I believe in the power of stones and moon. You know, shit like that. Horoscopes, magical gems, amulets. fucking weird.
"I think Black Lives Matter has some legitimate grievances".
>>704422582
>the obvious answer to that question is no
i'm sorry, but what fucking question did you think i asked you in my post? because i see nary a question mark from it and think you're just reaching for insults out of fear of aggression. it's okay, we all can't be alpha irl, so some feel the need to compensate on the internet. i get it, but know your fucking role when you come after me bitch, i keep it classy.
>>704420742
You can't build a car by yourself don't drive, you can't build your computer don't use it
It's alright kiddo , it's alright
>>704417242
Upper zozzle
insert joke here
>>704419247
God, this exact scenario happens to me so much. One girl even said proudly and smugly, "I consider myself a socialist"
sure you can come to my place, but , you know, in a bro way, ok ?
"You can code? I'm a coder too! I use HTML." (trying to act smart)
HTML isn't a programming language, and saying coding in place of programming sounds like calling writing 'wording'.
>>704424202
My ex was a full on SJW, believed in Communism. I was secretly a fascist.
We would have made one hell of a sitcom tbh
>>704423737
Try again
Maybe, just maybe you're a faggot and more than one person thinks you're stupid
"Like you know, I like like all kinds of different like stuff y'know? Like you know, I'm like deep"
>>704423095
The crystals
>>704422886
I experienced that many times. That shit hits like a punch from Muhammad Ali in slow motion. You are in the middle of travel to your flat, after a fuck with this girl and THIS came out of nowhere. But I must add something. It's not a necessary that you will feel like this after every fuck with girl you don't love. From my experience I must say that, it will hit you after sex with one that you insert on your dick in desire, in a quick flash of while with emotions.
>>704416469
i have a kid
/thread
>>704416469
She said she wants 10 kids minimum.
>>704424785
Where's the problem in that?
"I'm a registered democrat".
>>704416469
>I put ketchup on mac n cheese
>>704424423
Same here. My ex was and she is to this day a somehow socialist, leftist, vegetarian. And I was secretly a somehow nazi.
It was great when it comes to fuck but in daily life we were arguing like hell. Two opposite worlds, in nearly everything.
>>704424423
Why because you're both so fucking stupid and the difference between your beliefs is literally splitting hairs?
>>704420047
Even worse
> i listen to country music
>Oh, so like johnny cash
> no like luke bryan
>>704425133
No, we were incredibly different in our beliefs. I know about horseshoe theory and all that shit, and I wasn't a nazi, just a moderate fascist.
are you a Pisces?
>>704416608
Underrated post
"It's over Anon"
>>704425241
Yeah, I could probably tolerate old school country in moderation, but if she's a fan of that talentless, autotuned, redneck pop shit that they call country today, I won't date her.
>>704425437
>moderate fascist
fucking hell you sound exactly like the BernTards "its democratic socialism".
I know school didn't help you, but please educate yourself, you are an old leftist - just not a new one, and you only don't like the new ones because they're in competition with your shitty ideals not in opposition.
>>704417592
Very true
>>704425133
Yeah, if you're illiterate.
>>704426064
see >>704425976
Additionally pic related
>>704425976
You know literally nothing about me, stop trying to tell me what my political beliefs are.
>>704416469
Nothing. I came. She left. Cause that's what escorts do.
>>704416561
>she
>>704426510
I know that I didn't spend 8 years as an Army SEAL getting steel solid and saving America to deal with your bullshit, you little pussy.
>>704426510
you support Donald Trump and think protectionism in trade is necessary
Stop pretending to be special snowflake, your beliefs are vanilla and you need to find your way home to >>>/pol/
You and me just have a work relationship
"I got so pissed off at my mom today"
I mean, I think girls who hover around the 18-20 year old range are sexy as fuck but then they say something that makes me think oh wow this girl is a fucking child.
>>704426865
Follow xir there, faggot.
>>704418101
>>704420427
"I'm voting"
>>704417592
Sometimes it takes a couple loads
Im asexual
>>704426974
>posts about liberal fascism
>secret history of the left
>post cover of book which suggest Hitler was a leftist
>get labelled an SJW leftist
>>704422553
Would harden my dick even more
>>704416469
she awakes
>>704420114
>>School
Underaged roodypoo detected
>>704426952
Also my ex. I'm 30. She's 22. Broke up with her three weeks ago.
Constantly started drama with her (admittedly crazy) mom. Bossed around her siblings in the same way I saw her do it in old home videos when she was 10. Incredibly disrespectful to her really great dad who works himself to the bone at a career he hates to take care of his kids and give them everything they need even though they're never appreciative.
Her childish, spoiled, bratty relationship with her family is a big part of why I decided it was time to end things after two years.
>>704416469
she claps after the plane lands
>>704427739
>you can't call an university a school
Fucking retard
>>704427739
You should try to suck less dick
>>704416469
>What did she say at moment T?
No, I don't have a feminine penis.
>>704416469
"I like anime."
>>704427914
Yeah your retarded american universities are so worthless, they are equivalent to our schools.
>>704428033
What? You want me to leave aome for you?
lel
>>704416469
I had this in reversed mode then it instantly reversed again.
>getting bj from a girl i was dating
>coolio shit is gonna happen
>she wants me to pleasure her
>pull down her pants
>kiss between boobs
>going lower and lower
>reach Vag
>I see lots of white mucus
>nope.jpg
>the instant i saw it, a scene from austing powers shot trough my mind, where Austin asks some chick before having sex "You wanna wash up before we start?"
>so when i saw that tile plaster in the vag I instantly asked "Wanna shower before I start?"
>I was at the busstop within 10 min.
>she even followed me to explain how it is normal and more girls have it blablabla
the skank should've washed her vagina man.
She cockblocked herself.
So yeah my T was where i saw the vag
Her T was where i said that.
>>704416547
KEK, underrated
>>704419896
>first century has 100 years in it
>every other century has 99
>trust me boys, I'm a rocket biologist!
>>704420298
Newsflash, all music is just noise. That noise can be enjoyable like Sabaton/Powerwolf, or it can be shitty like whatever the fuck you listen to.
>>704422553
I mean if you're reading the graph from right to left, sure...
