Dubs decided what I say next
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decided what I say next
These threads are not funny or original.
Just come up with your own shit.
The facebook generation sickens me.
>>704368681
You disgust me, but I'll still fuck your rank pussy. I hope your ready for fisting bbg
Are you wanting to dick her?
Send "Yeah, you're a cutie alright :)"
Shapie in pooper
I only like boys
You would look cute with my cock in your mouth
>oh look its another episode of OP has two phones edition.
Panties taste like gumdrops and stars
>>704369255
>>704369255
kek
>>704369255
Winner
Op delivers!
Cute enough to fuck face down
>>704369255
Deliver OP you gigantic faggot
>>704369448
What's next
I'll Fuck you only if you moan like a man
Wtf are you doing NIGGeR
>>704369539
Reroll
>>704369602
Dick or GTFO
I love thrusting my cock into boys as young as 28..months
Cute for a boy
>>704369602
Send me a pic of you right now.
You're cute like my Lil sister, role-play?
>>704369688
Winrar
>>704369688
Win
>>704369688
Damn!
>>704369688
ruined
>>704369688
shit rip OP life
>>704369688
Kek. Winrar
>>704369688
WINRAR
>>704369688
WINRAR
>>704369688
.rar file extraction software
You're cute, but you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, darlin.
>>704369865
lol
>>704369688
What's next
>>704369865
Is that what you use to extract your cock out of your dads ass? Dadsbutt.rar
I like to Fuck my cat but not my dog
>>704369922
WASTED DUBS
>>704369936
welp sucks to suck, maybe next time
I guess being a christian is good. I get to do bad gay things then I just pray for forgiviness. Win win.
>>704368681
Send her this meme
I like talking to myself on two phones
You got me, hehe. Micropenis. I'm ashamed of my micropenis.
>>704370049
Yes, and if you tell the police I'll gut you
I'm just joking, but will you actually piss on my face. I want you to straight up straddle on it and make me drink it
>>704370018
Trips for next reply
>>704370049
Send a sick pic
>>704370109
Learn how tinder works.
No. Now show me dem titties
I'm a cereal rapist
Of course not. I'm just nervous around you cuz I really like you and don't want it to be a one time thing :)
>>704370140
Rolling for this
>>704370049
just remember, you coulda said hi and gotten a diksuk
>>704370109
Rerolling for hilarious meme
Yes I do. Do you have any kids I can hit up?
Rape is ALWAYS ok
Yea i heard its almost as sweet as pussy like yours
"To know if you are cute I must see your coochie. Snapchat? "
>>704370140
Roll
Dubs decides what I ask /b/ next.
I want to fuck you in the ass. Are you down?
Sorry. But this dick is only for my dad
Sorry hammered as well, but if you really wanna hang out send some pics so I know what I'm getting into.
>>704370247
Roll!
>>704370277
Yes
>>704370297
Roll
Anyway..let's change the subject. I can't stand niggers wbu?
Send me nudes
>>704370164
I'm a registered sex offender and I feel really triggered right now
>>704370277
>>704370299
WINRARS
Bruh.
>>704370277
>>704370299
WINNERS
I'm only kidding. I think you are smoking hot. I want to eat your pussy out tonight.
Ok ok here is the deal, come to my place ok? I'm going to make dinner and we are going to chat and laugh a lot, then after that I'm going to shave your head and put you a fake mustache and then you are going to treat me like a fucking slut, how's that?
you got any younger brothers? ;)
>>704370277
winrar
>>704370363
Roll, I want this nigga to get laid fuck outta here with that gay shit
>>704370182
My phone can't take it. I have no more memory for apps.
I was just joking my friend made me send that shit. let's go out sometime
>>704370164
I'm jelly op
Send me a pic of your pussy
>>704370404
Doing trips now. Fags are wasting dubs
Maybe you would be cute if your face wasn't as wide as the Mariana Trench is deep.
RAWL
>>704370477
Alot of winrars tonight
Brb anal beads fell right in.
I need you to send me nudes before I date you bb
>>704370140
Rolling for trips
>>704370297
rolling for this one
I love dressing them up like minions
I want to see your pussy
>>704370164
girls named Mackenzie are usually sluts too, to bad op suck dick
no really. your cute.
come over so I can tongue punch your fart box.
bitch.
>>704370694
Rerolling
If it hadn't been for Cotton-eyed Joe, I'd been buried along time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton-eyed Joe. Then a kick ass fiddle plays.
>>704370771
Fuck
Would it be weird if you pegged me on the first date?
Do you want to meet up tonight and fuck?
>>704370297
ROLLLLLLL HNNNNG
>>704370697
reroll
It's 2016 why haven't you asked me out.
>>704370297
Rol
>>704370140
THIS
Don't you ever, EVER respond to my post again unless you're going to say something constructive. I have had it up to here with you jackasses ruining this board because of what you think are 'smart' or 'funny' comments, when really you're just trying to hid your insecurities by belittling someone on the internet. Why? What do you gain from it? Don't you realise that the posts you respond to have REAL people behind them? Real people that don't deserve the bullshit you think is acceptable to throw in their faces? Did your parents not teach you any decency or basic manners? Whatever the case, it ends NOW. It's time you little brats learned a thing or two about respect. If I catch you pulling this sort of shit again, believe me, there will be hell to pay.
I want to eat your ass. Squeeze your titties, and suck your clit.
how tight is your coochie?
We can fuck but only if you use a dragon shaped strap on
>>704370822
Role
>>704370297
Rawling
>>704370164
bet he said trips so he can get her number
>>704370927
Reroll
satan compells me
I just screenshoted your face bitch, I'm using Google images to track you down, now I know where you live and who is your family and friends, you fucking slut, see ya outside your house.
Wait a little until respond and then unmatch her.
>>704370991
Reroll
>>704370949
Obvious bait is obvious
>>704368681
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>>704370998
Aaahhh
I want to stimulate your g-spot with my tongue
>>704370988
Rerolllllllllll plsssss
http://www.strawpoll.me/11248578
vote
>>704370572
Fuck you faggot, you slack fanied basterd
>>704370998
Off
you want fuccy fucc time senpai?
Niggers tongue my anus
Yeah its true :^)
>>704370297
rull
>>704371012
roll
Does the carpet match the drapes?
>>704370140
I choose u
>>704371108
reget
let's go out yeah? you are really cute. i wanna show you my pennis and i wanna see your vegina
>>704371150
ONE
>>704371113
Rolls
>>704370140
roll
>>704370297
LETS GO ROLL
You know you're right lets fuck. If you can come tonight atleast send nude to hold me over until we can
>>704371197
ROLL
>>704370140
^^^^^
>>704371223
Rip
I will only fuck you if we can invite 3 niggers
>>704371172
reroll
>>704371113
reroll
Yeah actually you're pretty cute
This dick is only for my dad
>>704370164
well get it in where you fit it in ma man
>>704370140
THIS ONE
>>704370889
reroll
Your cute as a 5 month old :^]
>>704371263
Rerollerino
>>704370164
> im cute
> im cute
This bitch is so insecure. Fuck ugly smile
>>704370140
Come on
>>704371295
Roll
>>704370297
rall
>>704371333
WIN RAR!
>>704370140
Rollio
>>704371333
Winrar
>>704371333
YAS WINRAR
>>704371333
winrar
>>704370297
role
Op quit already?
>>704371172
rerollling
>>704371333
WINRAR WINRAR
I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like niggers...no siree!
There's two known things that'll make me puke
And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook!
>>704371333
WINRAR
>>704371387
YASSSS
>>704371333
>>704371333
Yay :^)
can you wear a strap on when we fuck i like to be dominated
>>704370822
Boo-yah
>>704371333
Bahhahah
>>704371463
uwu :3
>>704370297
roll
>>704370949
Chill dude it's 4chan. Don't take things so personally faggot #sureisalongsummerthisyear
>>704371402
no faggot, it was trips.
#L2Read
#IBetYourBlack
#DumbNigger
>>704371333
DON'T BE A FAGGOT OP
>>704371495
YASSSS
>>704371495
YES OP THANK YOU
>>704371495
topkek
