I have the saddest boner right now
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I have the saddest boner right now
>>704359992
i would totally smash
>>704359992
ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING
>>704359992
Some reason I find white trash girls sexy
>>704359992
Cute face if she'd use more makeup like the costume calls for. Also
THICC
>>704359992
Tell me this chick does nudes?
>>704360999
>He fell for the thick meme.
>>704359992
It's Chris Farley Quinn, that is fucking putrid.
>>704361468
kek
>>704359992
THICC with fat titties.
/b/ really is nothing but a bunch of faggots looking for the next trap thread.
>>704361468
NOICE
>>704361620
So anyone who won't have sex with a fatty is a faggot?
>>704359992
She looks like she was poured into that costume and forgot to say when.
>>704362897
Jesus man. The fuck.
That's so harsh I had to stop jacking off to weird shit just to tell you to calm down. She's not even here and I still feel sorry for her after that.
>>704359992
I love her more than the original actress. God I love chubby girls!
>>704363560
Woah, someone get this hothead outta here.
>>704361468
>Chris Farley Quinn
I think I shit my pants
Would still wreck that puss either way... If I weren't a total beta stupid fuck.
>>704359992
Is that guy on the right wearing jnco's?
>>704363958
I think you shit my pants too
>>704361468
lol nice
>>704361468
lost
>>704361404
No, I jokingly posted the thick meme
>>704359992
would probably fuck it still
what the fuck is that outside like a sporting goods store? why is she dressed up?
>>704359992
She would be perfect if she'd get off her fat ass and excise ever so often .
I swear to god are people allergic to exercise?
>>704362133
basically
>>704364470
And fell right into my trick! Your next line is "I'm only into fat chicks ironically".
>>704364686
What would you consider fat?
THIS is fat to you people? I'm willing to bet all of you are 300 pound neckbeards.
>>704362133
pretty much
>>704364732
I'm only into fat chicks because they are easy
>>704364194
You can see his shoes man
>>704360999
>Cute face
get some glasses faggot
>>704359992
holy shit, she ate batman
I'd totally smash it
>>704360999
That bitch is disgusting in every way. Nasty hair, nasty body, smug nasty face.
PS that isnt THICC the meme, thats fat.
Why the fuck would you find a fatty with that gut going out into public in a crop top and panties sexy?
>>704364686
>>704365154
You guys remind me of the white trash dudes I knew in school that always went after fat girls because they themselves were husky, snub-nosed monsters. They always said the same shit. "dude if you wouldn't hit that yer gay"
But everyone else knew that they were just losers trying to make what they had access to seem more impressive so that they wouldn't get depressed and kill themselves. These are the same dudes that ended up getting with even fatter girls later in life and pumping out a bunch of nasty little grease balls because, as of yet, there are no laws in the U.S. preventing that kind of disaster from happening.
Even one of my best friends growing up used to give me shit because I was a virgin and he was getting pussy. But the girl he was getting it from was so gross it was fucking embarrassing. Came back a couple years later after living somewhere else and meeting new people. Fucked girls that were actually hot, and felt pretty awesome about it. His first reaction was "yeah but i get way more pussy than you still"
I just don't understand the quantity over quality argument when it comes to women. Who do you people think you are fooling fucking so many ugly downies?
>>704365055
You bet wrong.
>>704365055
It's the other way around retard. .
>>704367002
Why is fat fetishism getting so popular these days? Serious question.
>>704366866
Nope. 110 pound 17 y/o. Someone got triggered and pulled the "I know you are, but what am I?"
>>704367464
MODS
>>704367229
It used to be a thing before agriculture was so efficient showing a hoe had bank and could eat, but I have no idea anymore. I want to say its because people are getting fat and lazy and want to justify themselves being a pig as well, but I dont know enough about the trend of the populations weight to confirm.
At one point in my depression I got up to 215 and when I saw myself bigger girls started looking more attractive.
>>704367464
>>704365055
This IS fat you faggot. Now get banned and fuck off.
>>704367002
shit suace nao!!
what about this harley? would you fuck her?
>>704367636
Considering most people in the Western world are getting ridiculously fat, you might be on to something.
>>704367781
HOT
>>704367742
Why would I get banned? Cuz I hurt your feewings?
I'm just saying, this is ridiculously picky for you people.
>>704367781
Yup.
>>704362133
yup. sorry, I don't make the rules.
>>704367781
>>704367946
>>704368029
what would you do to her?
>>704368030
Nigger thats call self respect. Now fuck off.
>>704367988
Why because some of us who take care of ourselves dont want to fuck a fatty white trash woman whod fall through the floor if moved wrong?
I can see youre trolling though so have a good night.
>>704359992
This is the perfect level of train wreck.
You can do whatever you want to these girls. Glorious abusive relationshits that end in extended court battles.
And sometimes murder.
>>704367759
not a porn :(
penny underbust
>>704366174
Suspension yoga.
That's my fetish
Daddy's lil slam piggy
Better than the original
>>704359992
>>704367781
Jesus, her face is busted. Someone use that bat on it?
>>704367464
I was just trying to say it's almost always the fat guys that think fat girls aren't fat. If you're skinny and don't think OP is fat then you're basically just an apologist for fat people. I'm willing to bet the girl in OP's pic would be considered obese by a doctor, but there are people out there that think she is normal.
>>704366528
This. This a thousand times.
They're probably going to call this bait, and try to debunk it because /b/ consists of horny 15 year olds and degenerates for 70% of it population.
>>704368109
I would pay her $80 to give me a cleveland steamer
>>704360999
>THICC
nigger detected. learn to spell.
>>704367781
She looks like a less hotter version of my friend
>>704368330
kek. Not even trolling at this point, just proving how pissy you fuckboys can get over this kind of shit.
>>704368857
Name?
>>704368109
>>704367781
Why are so many ugly girls obsessed with harley quinn? She's like the worst fucking character ever. Why do girls think being retards is sexy?
>>704367229
because 2/3rds of americans are overweight or obese and thirsty fuckers will take what they can get.
>>704368800
ugliest asians ive seen erotica so far
Thanks.
>>704367464
Njoi being b&
>>704369307
I have those goggles!
>>704369202
mariposa luz de la luna
>>704359992
OMG. Holly Willoughby looks fuckin awful
>>704366528
>You guys remind me of the white trash dudes I knew in school that always went after fat girls because they themselves were husky, snub-nosed monsters. They always said the same shit. "dude if you wouldn't hit that yer gay"
>But everyone else knew that they were just losers trying to make what they had access to seem more impressive so that they wouldn't get depressed and kill themselves. These are the same dudes that ended up getting with even fatter girls later in life and pumping out a bunch of nasty little grease balls because, as of yet, there are no laws in the U.S. preventing that kind of disaster from happening.
>Even one of my best friends growing up used to give me shit because I was a virgin and he was getting pussy. But the girl he was getting it from was so gross it was fucking embarrassing. Came back a couple years later after living somewhere else and meeting new people. Fucked girls that were actually hot, and felt pretty awesome about it. His first reaction was "yeah but i get way more pussy than you still"
>I just don't understand the quantity over quality argument when it comes to women. Who do you people think you are fooling fucking so many ugly downies?
>>704359992
Nice. Would smash.
>>704364686
>>704365154
>>704368030
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>>704369260
DC keeps pushing her as the female Deadpool these days, so blame them.
>>704369488
>You guys remind me of the fat girls I fucked in the daycare i owned that always went after the snacks i left for them because they themselves were pudgy, lustful monsters. They always said the same shit. "I'll suck your weewee for a cupcake"
>But everyone else knew that they were just losers trying to stuff their faces to seem more sexy so that they would get my "weewee" themselves. These are the same girls that ended up eating with even fatter girls later in life and pumping cock cock like a fire hose because, to my knowledge, there are laws in the U.S. preventing that kind of disaster from happening.
>Even one of my best porkers growing up used to give me blowjobs because I was a pedo and she was getting cake. But the bakery we were getting it from was so good it was fucking heaven. Came harder than i ever have before on that little porker, but i think it was time for a new one. Fucked girls that were actually fat, and felt pretty awesome about it. Their first reaction was "yeah but i get way more cake than you still"
I love those little porkers
>I just don't understand the quantity over quality argument when it comes to women. Who do you people think you are fooling fucking so many ugly downies?
>>704369260
dunno
>>704359992
I'm a new meme
>>704370864
fucked it up, it wouldnt scroll all the way down i guess so heres a fix
>You guys remind me of the fat girls I fucked in the daycare i owned that always went after the snacks i left for them because they themselves were pudgy, lustful monsters. They always said the same shit. "I'll suck your weewee for a cupcake"
>But everyone else knew that they were just losers trying to stuff their faces to seem more sexy so that they would get my "weewee" themselves. These are the same girls that ended up eating with even fatter girls later in life and pumping cock cock like a fire hose because, to my knowledge, there are laws in the U.S. preventing that kind of disaster from happening.
>Even one of my best porkers growing up used to give me blowjobs because I was a pedo and she was getting cake. But the bakery we were getting it from was so good it was fucking heaven. Came harder than i ever have before on that little porker, but i think it was time for a new one. Fucked girls that were actually fat, and felt pretty awesome about it. Their first reaction was "yeah but i get way more cake than you still"
I love those little porkers
>I just don't understand the quality over quantity argument when it comes to girls. Who do you people think you are fooling fucking old skinny downies?
As Bon Scott would say. She ain't exactly pretty, she ain't exactly small, but you could say shes got it all.
>>704359992
I was about to roast the shit out of this pic, but then realized, she's still a human being and that deep frying a twinkie isn't the same as roasting a person no matter how satisfying.
>>704369563
low quality b8
I looked over the picture again and still see absolutely nothing wrong. I feel like I'm missing an inside joke.
>>704371544
Shes fat.
>>704371724
But...She just has a little bit of weight. Not obese but not a twig. Has a very pretty face too.
>>704372011
pointy elbows
>>704372011
pretty much this.
I would fuck the shit out of OPs pic.
I would purposefully not pull out either.
>>704372011
Not everyone is into bigger chicks, my friend.
i would plow her until my penis was wore down to a nub
Suicide Squad is literally the worst movie I have ever seen.
I can't even begin to understand why anyone would even like it; - let alone want to fucking cosplay one of it's characters.
>>704359992
>>704372011
>>704372182
She was asking for it OP....you fail at being male
>>704359992
don't bother, let some nigger do it for you.
>>704372370
Bitch I'm gay. I don't even like chicks and I can tell you that you people are just assholes.
>>704368800
>>704368698
Holy shit I want to smash Alexa.
>>704372507
>>704372844
She's fat, you daft cunt. You're not a decent human being if you can't run a mile without getting tired.
>Humans are supposed to be good runners
>>704373118
Hell yes. Moar
>>704373226
kek no retard.
endurance is what you're thinking about and yes even good runners get tired after a mile.
KYS fat boy.
>>704373226
I can't even fucking run a mile without getting tired, neither can anyone I know except those who train for that kind of shit.
I'm 110lbs at 17 y/o your point is terrible.
>>704364194
shiet, i still wear my jnco's
>>704373226
>being this dumb
>>704373474
>getting this mad over facts
you might want to take a long look in the mirror before you call someone else a retard.
>>704360568
Underrated post KEK
>>704373524
What's up with you and telling us your weight and age.
>>704373628
but i will add that the mile part was pretty retarded of the other guy as well, so there's that.
>>704372844
>I'm gay
There's your answer. I can't really judge slightly overweight guys because I have no attraction to men.
>>704373474
>>704373524
Not him, but it's not "getting tired" that's the problem: It's the ability to do it and push through your own exhaustion at a good speed which is important. My best mile is 5:30-ish, which isn't great but is solid enough.
Just gotta go for it, my friends.
>>704373628
I know what you're talking about but you're wrong and your warping facts to suit your own agenda.
Do some better research.
>>704359992
Lmao that's outside the store where I used to work
>>704359992
The source...
>>704368912
why are you here? what do you have to prove? and to who are you proving?
>>704373904
Looks like the area where that tranny got head stomped by that negro
>>704373760
I call bullshit, the fastest time in my gym class was 10 minutes.
>>704373690
I've been in a lot of threads, didn't know if I posted that info here or not.
>>704374008
i dunno about that but OPs pic is outside a comic store in Austin so that's why she's dressed like that
probably some stupid cosplay thing they do now
>>704362133
a fatty almost broke my dick once back in ''013. she was cowgirling and everytime i tried to insert the weight literally almost snapped my dick
>>704368800
No shit? Callie and Maria porn?
>>704374051
For 1 mile? I don't believe that.
>>704373819
not the guy you originally responded to
also see
>>704373755
>>704359992
You should have waited like 1.14 seconds before hitting post. Then you could have the saddest boner AND quads.
More of the originator...
>>704374152
I probably saw it in another thread. We weigh the same, rock on slender /b/ro.
>>704374480
Hnnng she's so hot
>>704374480
Except for her SJW haircut.
>>704373961
>>704374480
What source? She's not the girl in OP's pic.
>>704374668
Harley in SS is just a rip off of her...
>>704359992
>lil monster
>lil
>>704374668
Looks like Yolandi from Die Antwood.
Lord knows I'd smash
>>704374051
10 minutes for 1 mile is fucking awful for a best time. It's maybe okay for someone who's really out of shape. But in no way could that ever be the best in any gum class. My best mile time in highschool was 5:00:7, and I wasn't even close to the top ten people in my class.
>>704375031
>lord knows
If you set your standards low enough in the first place, you'd smash anything that glances in your direction for more than four seconds.
>>704364194
Oh god I actually wore those in middle school
>>704359992
Yuck!!!!
>>704375031
SAME
>>704368465
Pretty sure Luna Lanie is retarded
>>704374051
That's fucking terrible.
Im not even in amazing shape and I can do a mile in 7....
Which ALSO isn't a good time.
>>704374796
No, not at all fuckstick. The look is cloned from an old Debbie Harry shoot from the late seventies. Suck your momma's dick, fancy lad.
>>704360364
That's because you're a degenerate.
>>704373961
she got some big ass titties for being that skinny
>>704373961
It's Yolandi Vi$$er and they have a new album right now.
>>704364194
No. He just buys jeans that are too long for him. He is overweight, and he buys jeans at normal clothing stores, in which wider waists usually accommodate for longer legs.
He needs to shop at a fat person store.
>>704375489
Wrong, old man. Pull ur head out of Stevie Nicks' ass and admit it. It's all her...
>>704360364
I would too.
>>704375766
Why do you have such a boner for her...? I cant get over that fucking abhorrent hair. Why fucking give yourself half a bowl cut and let the rest be some trashy looking unkempt mullet...?
I would fuck her if she was facing away from me or the lights were dim enough. Body of a goddess, but the face/head of an angsty teenage SJW that fucked a couple of niggers from the football team.
>>704375766
Persuasive argument there buddy
>>704374480
Pls no
>>704359992
>Halloween costumes we're already tired of seeing
It's about to get sadder.
>>704373966
>why are you here? what do you have to prove? and to who are you proving?
Asked the anonymous poster on an anonymous image board posting in a thread started with the phrase "I have the saddest boner right now"
I mean if it were a "hey lets post chubby girls and get off to them" thread I would have scrolled by without clicking, but it wasn't. Does it really make you that mad that at least two people in this thread can relate when it comes to their disgust for chubby chasers? What are we trying to prove? That we agree with each other, moron.
Batman is the most shit tier superhero crap I've ever seen. Even the Joker sucks. Marvel is just way better in every which way.
>>704377350
>Batman is the most shit tier superhero crap I've ever seen. Even the Joker sucks. Marvel is just way better in every which way.
lol
>>704375766
At least there was a point where Stevie would've gotten it. This bitch looks like she knows she's ugly and tries to mask it by trying to be uglier on purpose.
Superhero movies are shit in general. The last one I saw in theatre was age of ultron and it was so fucking stupid I couldn't believe it.
>>704377529
Can't help but agree with this. The super hero genre is going to take a huge shit soon with all of these cash grab movies coming out.
>>704377350
You wouldn't be saying that if you actually read the comics, you fuck.
>>704377845
So Alfred beats up Superman. Whats next? Captain America joins Hydra?
>>704378350
>>704359992
still would
>>704377350
At least Batman is something that could exist in reality, a billionaire with technology. Not a bunch of magical shit with people flying around, shooting lasers out of their eyes, and shit. None of this MLSH - Powers are Magic shit.
>>704368109
Anal, same as any other girl
>>704366528
meh, pussy is pussy, once you're inside it's all the same.
if i were an ugly piece of shit i'd probably date ugly pieces of shit.
as it stands, i'm a super hero looking motherfucker so i date decently attractive girls because i'm still terrified of women and can't score with the super hot ones.
good enough.
pussy is pussy.
>>704378887
Almost. Yeah Batfag could be real. So could Jose the Mop Avenger fighting Trumptards guarding the border.
>>704379141
>t. a guy who's only slept with maybe 2 girls.
>>704360568
Hope dis is new meme
>>704377589
c'mon now!
>>704379189
To be fair, if you took away all of Batman's money and technology, he's still a ninja, albeit in a funny costume.
>>704379280
Your projection is showing
>>704369433
I have them too
>>704379316
OK fine. She gets it too.
>>704379189
Are you thinking of the toxic avenger?
>>704379615
ALRIGHT THEN.
>>704379643
He means Melvin, right,
>>704379643
Well yeah but that couldn't be quite real
>>704375180
When I was a kid it was any port in a storm.
Now I'm older, I was happily single for a couple of years before I got with my current, just had enough of the crazy fatties. Once your dick is dry for a while you come back with higher standards. Either that or wallow in self loathing and whale pussy.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11248578
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>>704379769
>>704380198
how the fuck is selena winning
>>704377045
That make up actually isn't too bad, shame about, well, everything else.
>>704367002
>>704361468
>chris farley quinn
I am fucking wheezing.
>>704364194
No. those are clearly Levi's SilverTab baggies
>>704380342
We need to build a wall on 4chan too.
Brown skins need to go
>>704374209
>'013
Nigger what?
>>704379189
>>704365055
THIS is considered fat by European standards, yes.
I am not saying European people are superior in any way, but you guys in the US are so used to see obese people on every corner your view what being fat actually implies is totally distorted.
Sure there are fatties around as well, but you wouldn't see any electric wheelchairs in supermarkets around here fir fat people, yet alone the people who need it.
That girl OP posted, is fat, but still on a fuckable level. I'd prefer her with approx. 20kg less.
> inb4 Eurofag
>>704361468
/thread
>>704379375
you're misusing the projection argument
he's basing his argument because of what you said, not a baseless projection mind you
>>704380887
>European standards
>>704380981
oh , oops
>>704369118
>>704369154
instant diamonds every time i see this. goddamn...
>>704380747
>>704381241
Yeah I just wish all those countless cuckolds would post their videos/pics of that moment.
>>704380887
USA here. Not a fatty. Our grocery stores (major chains) have hover'ounds. There is a south park episode about this phenomenon.
>>704381486
Isn't that kinda ridiculous? I mean, you are basically enabling sick (obese) people to stay as fat as they already are or even gain more weight.
Weird shit.
>>704381421
i can't remember the video title, but that was from a costume contest and the official video is diamonds. i might have it favorited. might be fap time.
>>704367002
you know if you hold her hand over her face she's really fappable
>>704381861
Just a sign of the growing decadence of the West, my friend.
>>704374209
You're a fucking idiot.
You pressed the same amount of keys as you would have for 2013.
>>704383251
>REEEEE
good contribution to the thread aspie
>>704369118
>>704369154
>>704381241
>>704381421
>>704381959
It is indeed fap time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEMUKOa4okw
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