Faces of /b/ thread. Rate me, how can I look better?
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Faces of /b/ thread. Rate me, how can I look better?
Get a fycking shirt that isn't the same pattern as a school girl
>>704284732
>how can I look better?
Lose weight, do something better with your hair
Very 80s sitcom dad style
Shave
Work out
Possibly start taking better vitamins, cleaner food, drinking only water, etc.. to help with your skin
>80s sitcom dad style
Stop smiling so much.
If your going to wear a flannel, make sure it's not new.
This is obv the best photo I could find of myself
roast me
>>704285093
Thanks man, I goolged 80s sitcom dad and see what you mean. Don't know how to style my hair, I'm thinking of just getting it cut. Already working on the losing weight side of things and eating better.
>>704285290
Alright, wasn't aware of the flannel rule. Thanks man. I just got this shirt from my grandma for my birthday lol. You look good man, I envy your hair. When mine gets much longer it starts to get all curly and fucked up
you look like a seinfeld character. I like it
>>704285093
his skin is okay, though?
Am dead inside
Trim your shitty hair. A 1 on the sides, shear the top, fade to zero on the the neck line
>>704286009
In the outside too
>>704286009
You look pretty though. This may sound weird, but I love your nose. Your hair looks really good.
That isn't how you use that meme you fucking newfag
actually kill yourself/0
>>704286009
do you have a penis?
Had to be with a 7 year old to prove my authenticity on 4chan
>>704286179
>normie haircut
How does it feel to be a follower, fuckboi?
>>704284732
Do something about that jew fro. Lose a bit of weight and get rid of that shirt. Oh also stop being poor get an iPhone.
>>704286600
>>704286315
Thanks, usually I get immediately clocked but a nose compliment is pretty good
>>704286365
Wrong context, am newfag, only been using /b/ for about a year
Sure why not, here's an old pic
>>704286471
Obviously
R8 me
>>704286903
No idea why the fuck it's now sideways
>>704286989
This happens to me constantly
You have to make a square or wide image
>>704287152
>>704286989
It's because the picture is taken sideways, but your photo viewer is smart enough to know that so it rotates it for you when you view the photo but the actual file is sideways still. 4chan doesn't account for this.
>>704287152
Ahh thanks, makes sense
It better not fucking rotate
>>704285698
The secret to looking good (my opinion) is work fucking hard doing a manual labor job, you get the scars, you get the filthy sweaty hair, you get the tan, you get the body, bitches love a man who busts his ass all day making big things with power tools.
If your just some desk jockey in an air con room then how will you ever achieve a sense of manliness and self worth,
I'm a boiler maker, and leaving work every day knowing I've just built the framework for a house that will stand for a 100 years gives me satisfaction and confidence.
Bitches froth confidence
>>704287540
ok it fucking did kill me
Rate and guess my gender
rate me
>>704287540
>>704286956
>>704284732
flannel is the most beta clothing out there >besides a fedora[/trilby/whatever], obviously
take a tip from the other two guys, OP: if you're wearing flannel, you shouldn't be smiling, since everyone will know you're sad on the inside. no need to lie by smiling
OP here. So far I'm the
>>704287774
6/10 either way
55% bet on male
>>704287774
99% sure you're a male
>>704287774
Fag
>>704288035
Yup :)
>>704287804
bottom/faggot
>>704287804
Lose weight. First and foremost.
3/10. Losing weight alone will literally bring you to 7/10
>>704284732
>Faces of /b/ thread. Rate me, how can I look better?
Get a haircut
Lose the goofy lumberjack shirt
Wear a wristwatch
Shave
Ditch the jew-fro and shrink your forehead by at least 20%
>>704288200
>>704286653
Thank you. Because of you guys I'm actually going to get a haircut this morning. You've told me what I need to hear
Rate my gains
>>704288445
How can we rate what you've gained without a reference point? Need a before pic
>>704288445
Pathetic/10
>>704288445
kek wtf is wrong with your arm?
your bicep should be a lot more centered. is that a small tumor or something? doesn't look like a real man muscle, just looks like a fucked up weakling arm
>>704288509
>>704288140
losing weight alone will not bring you to a 7/10, you just sound like a skinny virgin who's deluding themselves.
Losing weight and gaining a good amount of muscle mass will make you 7/10
>>704284732
uncle/10, noice
>>704287774
prettysolid/10 for a Boy.
as for gender....mentally ill?
>>704288094
Very good trap then
>>704288747
let's make this a "what you should be wearing" thread
anything but those kinds of prints
i think a lot of losers dress like that (and the other flannel fags) because they think a complicated pattern will distract people from their flaws. i used to wear a lot of stuff like that, but now have switched more to t-shirts and very simple pattern buttondowns - ever since i got in better shape
hotredneck/10
>>704288997
wouldbang/10
Rate
>>704289179
Pretty. Lose the wristbands, noone gives a shit what show/festival/game you have been to
>>704289179
10/10 would breed
>>704285290
age?
>>704287540
you from kentucky? getting that southern vibe from the red flannel
aight
>>704287540
How about a hatless pic...
>>704291012
not even the same continent
Sk8trb8
>>704291062
you look like one of those beta fags who brings a butterknife to school and struts around like he's alpha, or beats up crippled kids to feel tough
>>704287863
Would love to hear you call a lumberjack "beta" to his grizzled face
>>704291184
australian?
>>704285093
Agreed. Get your ass to the gym. Find a better hairdresser than the $6 dollar one.
>>704291568
Dutch
>>704287774
a sissy
>>704291755
Close enough
>>704288997
>>704289064
>>704289179
Pussy or GTFO.
>>704285380
you look like a guy that says "sick" and "dope" a lot
>>704289687
Are you okay..? You look like you've seen some shit..
7.5/10, you have nice eyes
>>704291454
7.5/10
>>704291292
ok/10
>>704289687
lil bit of smile next time pls. 6/10
huh?
>>704291746
bunch of atheists with no morals...
>>704289687
Emo Edd Sheeran/10
Arguably the better looking of the two
>>704292232
I'm not even atheist but whatever
>>704292325
Yes you are. You just don't know it yet
Yup. There's a flannel epidemic. Somebody had a shit load of flannel.
>>704292616
sure
>>704289687
If you shoot up your school, do a better job than columbine/10
>>704292653
nice tits
>>704292653
You look like Maxmoefoe before puberty.
>>704288997
pretty for a ham planet
k
Why the fuck not
>>704293012
10/10
>>704293012
tranny
>>704292952
a solid 3
>>704284732
Right now a 4/10
Haircut, different shirt, jeans, untuck your shirt, maybe some nice kicks
Also either let your facial hair grow a little bit to get that scruffy look or keep it clean. There should be no more facial hair than scruff ever. If you get a beard you'll be heading towards wizard, not mountain man.
>>704292653
Your upper part of face is girly, and its nice!
8/10
>>704285380
Obviously going bald.
>>704293125
A lot of people on this website certainly seem to think so.
>>704293012
Ugh. Look boring af 6.5/10 . Get long hair. Short hair and chubby face don't match. Look like a balloon.
>>704284732
dont be jewish
>>704293307
tranny or not still 9/10
>>704292922
What does that even mean
>>704288997
You look hot but you have bitch attitude and you know it. Not saying you're a bitch when it comes to fucking boys, but the attitude is there. If someone crosses you, they're fucked .
>>704287884
what, you're cute
>>704293307
im sorry but you still dont pass. I mean still a little cute, but you need ffs, even with your cheater angle its obvious.
>>704293313
Lel thanks m8, I am growing my hair out.
>>704293012
>>704292653
you guys must live an aweful life being sideways like that.
>>704293321
billy the exterminator/10
>>704293695
nice. did you have longer hair before? would like to see pics.
>>704293012
cute but I hate the dye job. You'd look much better with auburn or brown hair.
>>704293831
its a tranny mate
>>704287774
>guess my gender
Gigantic faggot.
>>704293861
is it? doesn't seem like it.
>>704293831
I did but I don't have pics on this phone bro, sorry.
>>704285290
Travolta
>>704293732
>billy the exterminator
I actually had to look that up lol
Not quite right but not far off.
>>704294316
Holy fucking shit it is
>>704285290
It you
>>704294452
john?
>>704294886
Nope. But close.
Also I'm almost 100% certain you live nowhere near me. Never meet any fellow Rhode Islanders here
>>704294754
Pretty fuckin handsome/10
Cunt.
>>704295253
yep
>>704295505
Aw you're cute.
>>704295505
notyou
>>704296367
slav/10
>>704295215
you have a twin, trust me, too bad he doesn't have facebook i was gonna show you
R8 me m8
>>704296992
According to science, we all have about 6 people who are our "twins" and I've seen two of them on /b/, this would be the third. Pop up a pic of the guy at least lol
>>704297205
i just tried finding him on facebook he doesn't have FB. i use to buy dope off of hte guy
I'll play this game.
Nice to meet you guys
Roast me faggots
>>704297017
you're cute honestly id fuck you and call you back
>>704298098
Sounds like a twin to me.
Gardening is kind of my thing. That and animals, but not in the traditional /b/ fashion. More like breeding and training.
Working on a family of possums lately. Gotten them to guard and patrol the property line for me. so far.
R8 m8
>>704288997
Aposematism.
>>704298380
yeah thats right
>>704294754
>Elliot Rodgers never died
I like my women like I like my coffee,
Ground up and put in the freezer
>>704298714
You get made fun of a lot don't you
>>704298714
whats black and blue and hates sex?
the 4 year old in your basement (no not your cloths)
Ayy lmao
>>704299401
God you look like a bad attempt at Photoshop
