I am become badj, the toucher of butts.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I am become badj, the toucher of butts.
>>704281980
Fuck you.
no do not touch butt
>>704281980
soon to become banj
>>704282212
there wouldn't be much to touch
>>704282213
elaborate
>>704282291
ur reported, sir
>>704282403
i'm so scared
I'd love to stay with you and snuggle itt some more, but i feel extraordinarily tired tonight.
Leaving for sleep.
What if someone happens to touch your butt? Do you lose that title then?
Alright then. Goodnight.
>>704282829
I'm actually the one whose butt gets touched most of the time.
>>704283004
I wonder what the title for that would be
>>704283122
I don't know, but I like it.
Maybe the butt that gets touched... I can't think of any other name
Probably. Where did your aunts disappear?
>>704283917
They came just to say hi, not sure what else it was, barely got time to go downstairs before they went off
>>704284136
Excellent. Now you can lewd again.
>>704284267
Splendid!
>>704284602
I mean, sure, moobs can be pretty nice.
>>704284680
Oh, well that wasn't exactly the point of that last post, but if you say so!
>>704284970
Then what was the point? Also don't you enjoy flesh?
>>704285104
Didn't mean to force the moobs down your throat is all I'm saying... (That sounds so wrong...)
And well, that depends on what you mean by flesh
He means dick flesh.
>>704285408
Not implying you did. I like them too, to an extent.
And I mean flesh as in guys who don't look like they'd snap in two when the wind picks up a little.
>>704285496
that too
Teemo dick flesh?
>>704285625
Dude I can't even tell in words how much I like those "fleshy" guys, that's why I'm posting them
>>704285764
teemo's not really my thing, though yordles getting at it is kinda cute I suppose.
>>704285887
this guy?
>>704286376
Depends I guess, needs to be a certain style I can't really put my finger on... This bull however's been one of my favourites for years
>>704281980
I are Svadj the Swedish toucher of butts
>>704287015
That makes the two of us :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_aTKNAo9vY
how goes everyone this afternoon
>>704287694
you forgot the vagina
>>704287765
i posted a removed version because that looks like a shitty stab wound instead of a vagina
>>704287694
Wondering if there are any actual serious books out there starring midget characters, that would be quite cool
>>704287015
I'd rather live in Sweden than in Finland to be honest.
>>704287694
I already told you.
>>704287765
no pls
>>704287809
PS. vagoos r gross
>>704288179
yus i know you did~
they can be and for the most part are
>>704288323
I have not seen a single vagina that didn't make me vomit internally.
>>704288882
to be entirely honest i do not know what to reply to that with
>>704289172
Just post pictures?
>>704289285
i mean yeah, i guess i could do that
>>704289351
You know what I like.
>>704289451
>>704289451
Did you get tired of talking about fleshy guys?
>>704289523
>>704289665
>>704289655
Nope. Why do you ask?
>>704289693
>>704289740
Just seems you missed my reply, but can't say I blame you, considering you got quite a few people to talk to :P
Fuck why do I keep forgetting to link posts today
>>704289740
>>704289938
>>704289938
>>704286904
Oh. There's something at the same time off-putting and intriguing about Aaron's stuff. I personally like more... proportionate stuff.
>>704289826
not linking posts is what the cool kids do
>>704290192
>>704290201
maybe 3 years ago.
>>704290290
ur a l00d d00d
>>704290364
i think that's mutual
>>704290455
S-shush... please don't let anyone know.
>>704290683
it's too late, everyone already knows
>>704290192
Sure, crazy with some moderation is always good
Butts
>>704290781
Damn, I need a new identity.
>>704290891
steal one
>>704290882
Yup. I do appreciate a strong body though. Pic related.
>>704290938
I'm going to need all the trips and all the avatars.
>>704291096
that's gonna take a little work
>>704291202
too much effort tbh
>>704291341
i agree
>>704291096
How bout strong, yet feminine guys? This one's not too proportionate but eff it
>>704291579
Not really my thing. I like manly things. Effeminate stuff just doesn't really light my fire.
>>704291729
Think I used the wrong word, meant to say "curvy", but well, kinda same thing I guess
>>704292018
Curvy, yeah. But still I favour good proportions and a somewhat basic anatomy when it comes to pics.
Zippos light my fire.
>>704292544
Too expensive for me.
>>704292600
I'll buy you one.
It'll have a dick on it.
>>704292681
I don't know...
>>704292501
Well, here's a last one from me before I go. ttyl
>>704292749
you can light your smokes with a dick
>>704292875
Oh... ok.
bye
>>704292986
I have never heard of a penis that sets things aflame.
>>704292749
Dragon dicks all oer it.
>>704292875
seeya
>>704293064
me neither but it would be interesting to see
>>704293110
Sure, why not.
>>704293157
Certainly... interesting.
>>704293407
>>704293407
hello
>>704293649
yeah, that.
>>704293649
>>704293784
and 30 other things
>>704293836
is that a boy or a girl?
>>704293991
>>704293991
among other things
>>704294098
that's not an answer!
>>704294162
10/10
>>704294244
and a few more on top of that
>>704295077
>>704295077
why not add even more?
we're already this far
>>704295150
>>704295291
why not, throw in everything.
>>704295400
>>704295445
>tfw that's freklz irl
>>704295606
and yes all posted are males
>>704295674
then maybe boys do make the best girls
i think i'd make an alright girl at least
>>704295817
obviously they do.
Stronk!
>>704295400
fuck it, why not
>>704295861
I was unsure before. Now I know. Shame I don't enjoy girls though.
>>704295959
*puts the whole world in it*
>>704296179
you don't have to enjoy girls if there are boys who can do everything girls can but better
yeeah like that. it's perfect!
>>704296641
but i like boys who are boys, not girls
*inserts universe*
so... yesterday late at night I talked to a bunch from these threads.
in short - maybe you guys can help me find a particular piece of art? It was two either ferrets or other mustelids, that were on white background, both female, skinny, a bit feral, both dark brown, fuzzy, licking each others hind paws. Drawn, if I remember in non-digital style..
> this is about how it looked.
>>704296954
>both female
stopped reading there
>>704296954
both characters were positioned opposite to each other in a way this hyena on the right is. Yet drawn in a completely different style
also pic was definitely on e621, but not anymore. Shinigamigirl seemed to be the closest possible artist, but it was not it. Kaputotter, Sabertoothedermine and Zaush are not the artists as well.
>>704297175
Can't have a hole without a whole
giggidy
>>704297307
quite
>>704296911
me too
but boys can be better girls than girls
>>704296954
can't think of it, sorry mate.
I prefer girls who are actually boys
>>704297678
tru
>>704297726
that's cause you're a heretic.
>>704298180
yus
I have pancake. Today is a good day.
>>704298581
Hai~
>>704298581
hello
Snuffles is a delightful guy imo
badgergegregrgergegrer
he's pretty chill
>>704298904
>>704298821
I so love bears.
wemmmememwemwmewmmemwemwem
i watched s3, i thought it was good
>>704299213
it's a shame he doesn't talk more.
>>704299311
i agree.
>>704299414
that dick's a bit too big
Less burlies, more girlies.
>>704299566
eh, a little bit.
>>704298744
hey badj
>>704298904
hello there how goes
>>704298980
aww thank you
>>704299778
it goes alright, how goes yourself
>>704299669
supply them or gtfo
>>704299311
I set a dump then I turn the monitor back to my Wii U
>>704299669
objectively wrong
>>704299671
I mean it'd be nice to touch and all, but it's a bit big for playing bury the bone.
>>704299684
hey there, how goes it?
>>704299778
also I am enjoying these pictures
>>704299883
playing games?
>>704299151
>>704299311
whoops i posted in the wrong thread
i like gay because it's wrong and not s'posed to happen
>>704300047
i wouldn't want to try "burying the bone" with a lot of the characters i see due to the size
>>704281980
hi, badj
>>704300187
>>704300154
uwot
>>704300176
yeah, big is fun, but too big is just painful, not to mention awkward and difficult to get in
>>704300273
hi anon
>>704300304
hai mr.squoshins
>>704300457
Hoy.
>>704300047
Yep playing Splatoon with friends
>>704300457
it's fun and nice for oral play but other than that.. not really fun
>>704300304
howdy do
>>704300457
>>704300588
Ah! You're the one who added me on Discord.
>>704300512
sup?
>>704300571
never played it, not sure I even know it.
>>704300588
pretty much
Oh you guys are still going, sup?
>>704300736
Working overtime here in 20 min.
>>704300804
I came.
>>704300728
uhm
>>704300770
yea
>>704300804
>>704300804
>>704300804
>>704300804
hot
>>704300804
topkek
>>704300812
that's not fun
>>704300916
>>704300916
Ah ok, yea is what's up
>>704300729
yes, i'm that guy.
what's up.
>>704300736
some size queens are insane though
>>704300995
It's about 120 extra bucks.
WE get extra breaks and roto mold isn't running today so it's going to be ab out 20 degrees cooler.
>>704301084
Going to work soon.
>>704301009
is this what rape feels like?
>>704301025
not really much, I ate some pancake.
>>704301084
scales
>>704301110
ah, so not so not fun
>>704300770
same ol' same ol'
you?
>>704301160
that's a little lame, but i guess it's better than not having food and the likes.
what do you do?
>>704301259
I just had some nasi goreng myself. Shit was it good, feels like I haven't had real food in months
>>704301259
i wouldn't know, i haven't really seen what scales can do
>>704301259
Plus I'm going half in on a pizza for lunch with someone.
>>704301311
I put together shit on a line.
I'm not allowed to say more because company policy.
>>704301259
>>704301368
Derping around, trying to find the theme song to my life for some stupid reason :P What does this same ol' involve
>>704301368
some what?
>>704301418
>>704301433
Ooh, who? Is it someone special?
>>704301509
am confus
>>704301554
>>704301311
Fuckin' mislink
>>704301617
Just a friend.
She's married.
requesting fingering
>>704300089
~~~~~~~~~
>>704301689
Oh... Well, I hope you have fun.
>>704301617
How comes no one I talk to has heard of nasi goreng? It's real fookin good man
>>704301826
I'm sure I will.
>>704301433
well that's pretty much the only explaination I need, if it's confidential than it's confidential.
>>704301617
well owning all those wouldn't surprise me
but some of them look way too thick.. and the designs on some, like.. what?
>>704301554
>>704301620
eh, it just involves nothing really, i don't do much.
>>704301995
Sounds like my life. Can't wait to get a job and gtfo
>>704301815
WEM!!
>>704301937
what is it?
>>704301995
they're not scales' but he could probably take all of those at once
>>704302774
new thread
>>704302631
Literally means fried rice, has some chicken, spices and vegetables in it, at least the GOOD kind, unlike the one I accidentally brought home the other day
