Ask a 500 pound man anything
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Ask a 500 pound man anything
>>704253503
Can I have like 12 of your lbs?
>>704253503
Where is my slice you fat fuck
Dud are you the fat guy in this video that gets assaulted by the naked homeless man.
https://youtu.be/bw1uVV4BkQA
How'd you gain THAT much weight?
>>704253503
wish i had the money to be able to be 500 pounds
>>704253503
Should i spend my paycheck on alcohol or on trying to hook up with a hoe?
Do you think you are healthy? if not why do you not try to lose weight? think about the money you'll save
try /f/ bro might help
>>704253503
do you have diabetes?
>>704253503
That is an outstanding gut laddie
Great thread OP
>>704253503
Ever considered splitting up into 2 250 lbs guys, or even 3 smaller guys? You could multitask, work in shifts, ... Think of the possibilities!
>>704253503
Why are you eating pizza?
r u gay
Why do I always fall got b8?
Fuck you OP
who pay for all the food
Have you heard of slim fast?
>>704253657
well he ate it, obviously
You happy mane?
>>704253503
how do you get to this point?
>>704253503
can I see your small cock?
>>704253503
why haven't you answered any of the questions? you fat piece of shit
Is the 500 man pound gonna answer anything?
>>704254345
He probably had a heart attack and died right after making the thread
How is there enough time in the day to eat the amount of food required to achieve that weight?
Serious question. Do you simply not work or are you eating pizza constantly at work? Which employer is okay with that?
Please show us your cock
>>704253503
Fake and gay. Move along please anons. Thank you. Sincerely,
-Content Cop
>>704254068
Because I luv pizza so much it only thing make me happy anymore. I weigh a quarter ton, anon. Pizza is all I got. I luv it.
>>704254325
pls respond
Ever thought about going into sumo wrestling?
>>704253503
marry me papa bear and lets eat pizza together.
i love bigger guys.
>>704254769
Rolling for this anon to get his response <3
>>704254830
keep Rolling Rolling Rolling ya
>>704254954
Why are you doing this to me?
>inb4 OP is dead of fat
>>704253503
how do i not become you??
>>704255366
No eat
would you let a 20 year old skinny fag be your slave?
>>704254325
Not OP, but I'm 380, I can take a dick pic if you want.
>>704255425
i eat once a day less than 2000 and like 340 soo uh yeah i dunno bout that one
>>704255512
U r fat as a fat rooster
>>704255512
>i eat once a day less than 2000
That's what's doing it. Your body is storing fat, not burning it. try eating small portions 5 or so times a day. see the sticky in /fit/ for more info.
>>704255487
Please :)
>>704255512
eating only once a day slows your metabolism rate making weight lose slower, also take a walk for 30-40min everyday not running you will lose it faster also 3 meals a day split or 2 meals would with a small snack would be better for you.
>>704255744
No don't do this guys plz
>>704253503
how many pounds do you way
>>704255747
Nigga shut the fuck up pussy
>>704253503
How much kilo do you weigh?
>>704255512
Because you eat once a day, idiot
>>704255744
Here you go, anon.
>>704255747
really i eat like a few veggies
(brocoli or Green Beans() , couple of slices of Meat ( i can stretch a pork chop between 2 meals) and some
>>704256132
Oh dear Christ what have you done fatso?
>>704253503
Not really a question, but you are looking pretty handsome.
>>704256287
lol y u mad tho?
>>704256132
Thanks. Nice cock btw I'd blow you.
>>704256132
>White boiz
>>704253503
What part of your body did the diabetes affect first?
>>704256132
Can we get a belly pic?
>>704253503
When did you last look down and see your penis?
>>704256466
Tbh I'd love a spead asshole pic...
>>704256132
Ever get your ass eaten?
>>704253503
Do you find atractive ladies with large clits?
>>704256389
would rather fuck an aryan white girl compared to one that affiliates with negros
just basically helps filtering the nigger lovers from the true white women
>>704253503
Why is beryllium only monoisotopic element with uneven number of neutrons?
>>704256368
Thanks anon
>>704256466
Sure!
>>704256843
How does it feel to know i am jerking off furiously to your pics?
>>704256843
Some nice love handles you've got.
>>704256600
No, never. I've never done anything like that in my 28 years of life.
>>704257014
It's kind of a turn on, to be honest.
>>704257057
Thank you :)
>>704257320
Oh fuck thank you. I wasn't actually expecting you to give this pic. Really hot.
>>704257545
You're very welcome. Enjoy
>>704257320
Can you take a closer pic of your boobs sugar daddy?
>>704257320
I would love to lick it and put my face in between man nice asshole.
>>704257677
Ill enjoy it. :) Probably going to nut to this one.
>>704257777
Checked
>>704257749
Like this or...
>>704257777
I'd like that too, I'm always ready for something new. Also, WITNESSED
>>704257860
That's right, cutie, cum for me
>>704256824
Useless thread, I asked a question and I'm not getting an answer, OP is lazy which explains why he is fat.
>>704258209
like this?
>>704253503
Can I see a gif of you masturbating?
>>704258263
Oh yeah nice love me some fat balloons
This thread did it for me. I will never come back to this filthy and disgusting place. Fuck you all, and thank you very much. In al seriousness, thanks to all of you for opening my eyes. I do not want to be one of you. 4 years of fuckery. Fuck. Ok biii
>>704258436
lol what a fag
>>704253503
Can you free myself of my physical existence so I can build a spiritual unity with god?
>>704256132
didn't think I was actually a faggot until you posted this.
Harder than I've ever been typing this comment
>>704258436
I reported you
Enjoy your time in the pokey, faggot
>>704253503
In some point of your life did you NEVER ask yourself to stop eating and going to the gym?
>>704258615
I know right. It's a really nice cock..
Would love to tongue under his hood.
>>704258615
>comes to /b/
>isn't a faggot
What are you, fucking gay?
>>704258739
why did I laugh at this
Why are you posting on the internet?
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>704254754
do you also like cheeseburgers
>>704253503
You ever cosplay roadhog?
>>704253503
How many dicks have u sucked for cheeseburgers?
>>704259011
If he does, then I'd love to be his Junkrat.
>>704253503
Do you get short of breath jacking it?
>>704256132
post another one with your foreskin pulled back (not that I don't like it, infact I'd love to lick it clean after blowing you)
>>704253503
What's your blood pressure?
Its time to make op throw all that fat
>>704258263
how tall are you?
>>704253503
How many waifus have u accidently sat on and killed?
>>704253503
Actually very attracted to large men, esp there balls. Can I see pleeeeeeeeeeease?
>>704253503
Do you have butt mustard or do you keep good hygiene?
>>704256132
>>704253503
Do u need carer to have bath?
>>704253503
Why do u waste so much time on your beard when u should be exercising?
>>704253503
R u depressed?
How does it feel that you'll always be a parasite on society, that you'll be alone because no woman would want you, and how you'll always be a loser who sits on his ass doing nothing for the rest of your life?
>>704258209
>>>704257860 (You) #
>That's right, cutie, cum for me
Whoops
>>704259645
It feels like being you for one second
>>704259337
here you go, anon.
>>704259371
Bout 6'2"/188 cm
>>704259687
Mhhhh that's a HUGE load anon ;)
>>704259687
I'd love to frot with you until we both cum onto your stomach
>>704259687
very nice
>>704259741
thanks, that's fucking hot.
wish I could get my tongue under your foreskin and clean your head
>>704259808
>>704259817
>>704259841
Thanks :)
>>704253503
Do you wear glasses because of sight problems? Or you're trying to look better with that accessory?
>>704259713
Lol, yeah you wish. I have a job, making good money. I actually do something for living. The fact that fat ugly lazy fucks like you eat up tax dollars that I pay fucking angers me. But given how fucking fat you are hopefully you will die soon and you'll stop being a parasite on hard working people you fat weeaboo cheetos eating faggot.
Wtf is going on in this thread
>>704253841
> /f/
> icandomaybe11keks.png
This thread is sad :(
>>704259949
>you'd be a fool to take anything posted here as fact.
Keep dreaming anon
>>704259949
Yeah you are the pinnacle of humanity
Shitposting on /b/
holy shit this thread delivers
>>704260096
Kek rekt
>>704253503
OP I would do _anything_ for you if you let me call you daddy and worship your body/cock. MMmm mm you turn me on so fucking much.
>>704259964
>>704260227
daddy issues
Post balls please?
>>704260227
>>704260269
Here is a pic of me babeee
>>704260422
I see a gall bladder scar?
>>704255512
Okay, let's say you eat once a day. What do you eat? And what do you drink through the whole day?
>>704260475
Just a bit of weight loss surgery teehee
>>704260422
i have a crazy size difference fetish, I would love to lay down on top of you and let you manhandle me while we makeout
tbh kinda wanna titty fuck those fucking ape hangers but w\ paper bag over head
You are all fucked
>>704253769
50% alcohol, 50% cheap hoe
best of both worlds!
>>704259850
Mmm, I'd like that
>>704260562
I would love to grab your tiny dick and mash into grits teehee
>>704260684
Post nuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jha4OkG-ixw
You ain't gotta be skinny to be socially accepted,
wear some nice clothes, make sure you are clean, smell good and just plain act nice,
there are enough wales in the sea bro
>>704260422
I love your body. Would you let me lick your sweaty ass clean and tongue your asshole daddy?
>>704254534
bump
>>704260893
honestly if she just sorted out her tits and stomach she wouldn't look that bad
>>704253503
Tim, whyy
>>704253503
Would you like fries with that?
>>704258615
>>704258735
are yall niggas serious?
>>704254230
Looks like he ate more than that...
>>704260742
>>704260800
Ok just leave your email and phone number babee
>>704261349
what the fuck do you think?
>>704261349
As serious as your moms gaping asshole
This was a fun thread, thanks guys.
