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Chef at Wendy's
$8.75hr
37
>>704248097
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Eooo2Oi3k
>>704248097
Feel bad for you OP
Robotics teacher
$20/hr
21
First job and self taught. These people think I'm a terminator god.
IT assistant
12$/hr
16
Pro/Anal
60k per year
>>704248097
Walmart backroom employee
$10.50
18
in case you were ever wondering, walmart is a shitty place to work. don't work at walmart.
>>704248097
is suicidal a job?
>>704248097
Leech / Gold digger thanks to gf
Her earnings: 80k yearly
27
Reason: disabled.
Feels good.
Bagger
8.05 per hour
19
>>704248097
There is not a "chef" position at Wendy's.
>>704248905
That pic coupled with that question made me LMAO on the inside.
>>704248097
Nurse
$21/hr
21
>>704248097
Ayy, I just went to Wendy's.
Got my ass some tendies.
What work state you in?
>>704249065
Define newfag?
>>704248097
Programmer
$15/h
19
>>704248097
I hate you. You make me hate my life and kill myself every time this gets copy-pasta because it hits so close to home.
customer service phone rep
$12/hr
31
this is easily the worst job i've ever had.
>>704248493
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/getthefuckoffmyboardyoufaggotniggerREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>704249150
>copy-pasta
wdm?
>>704248977
She's a keeper
Tier 2 Technical Support in the health care industry. 16/hr. 31
>>704249205
Did that for AT&T. One of the ways they advertised the job: they perpetually told new employees it's not physically demanding and you sit on your ass all day in ice cold air. But what they didn't tell you: the mental stress is almost as worse, if not more worse, than working a physically demanding job.
warehouse mat handler at Mckesson
19/hr
20
>>704249391
Yeah, she is. I hope she stays with me... always the chance she'll leave, and I'll be fucked. So it's my plan to find someway to make an income while disabled.
She's on her way to become an NP, and after she's done, she'll be bringing in 100k or over.
>>704248097
Lol Wendy's in my area starts at 14/hr. Fuck are you doing with your life op
Student again
About 25kish a year
25
>>704249150
FYI, meat cutter for a local grocery shop, $12/hr, 31 y.o.
>>704249383
wut?
>>704248905
It shouldn't be, unless you're real bad at it
>>704249679
>Student again
In other words, going nowhere.
>>704249769
My first degree was biology. Indeed it went nowhere.
Now doing computer science.
CIO.. $537/hr
>>704249892
fuck you
>>704248097
programmer
$155,000/yr
44
Analyst at an intelligence agency
$85K/pa
30
Tugboat steersman/AB
$278 daily rate
26
I started at Wendy's.. only reason I am here.
Wait... So in the last thread we had people stating 40mil/y ceo? Some mother fuckers dream too hard.
Facility Engineer
54k/yr
24
>>704249865
That's why, you fucking moron, you obtain a degree with a strong job market. So many idiots in college...
"Hurr," If I memorize and regurgitate knowledge, I'll successful," - average college student.
"Hurr, society now owes me cuz I have muh community college degree."
25
Butcher
82k AUD
Program Manager
$180k/annum
Pro Stoner
42k/yr
42
pharm tech
$12.35
22
>>704248097
>tfw chilli is the worst item on menu
Fuck is this tru? Its my fuckin fav tho
>>704248097
On Campus Advisor
Room & board (10k/semester) +$1,000 a semester for food
20
>>704250140
>Tugboat steersman/AB
>$278 daily rate
1) Tugboat steersman? The fuck?
2) How many hours a day do you work?
3) How many days a week do you work?
>>704250303
>Fuck is this tru?
Yes, because they use old, crusty leftover burgers for the meat.
>>704250288
Shit me too bruv
>>704250238
Hopefully computer science will be good though. I have no interest in what society owes me but I'm leaving the country when I get my degree. Fuck paying back those loans nigger. Not my problem.
>>704250035
Obvious liar. You can't make that much with computer science, can you?
>>704250288
Similar.
Pharm tech in training
$11.50
19
>>704250385
>>704250303
Nah, my mom used to get Chili all the time...
Then again my mom did die of cancer when I was 13.
Overseas security contractor.
33 years old
$65,000 - $145,000 depending on the job
IT Supervisor
$78,000 year
39
>>704250461
>Hopefully computer science will be good though.
Hopefully.
>I have no interest in what society owes me
Not saying you did, rather it's just how the average moronic student thinks.
> Fuck paying back those loans nigger.
Agreed.
>>704250385
>crusty
How so?
>>704248097
so many people ITT getting fucked over by the 1%
maybe they need a reminder on why they shouldnt fuck the workers over
lawyer
$455k
39
>>704250461
Underage newfag cuck retard. You can and many people do. It literally takes about 3 seconds on google to find this out.
>>704250646
>because communism was successful
It's obvious all forms of government are flawed, because nothing has been near or completely perfect.
>>704250238
You majored in philosophy didn't you?
>>704250695
Google said biology would pay well, but here I am. I don't fucking make 40k/year.
>>704250598
Yeah, I'm just gonna do comp sci and move my ass to Canada. Start over.
Students just want a decent job that doesn't suck. A lot of them don't get the bare minimum so they end up feeling shitty after wasting years and money with useless degrees. Even in the sciences.
>Cardio Thorassic Surgeon
>$950,000
>37
>>704250461
Java programmer. Los Angeles. That's a pretty standard salary for a senior level programmer around here.
>>704250837
yes it was in the sense that people who were being fucked over for centuries had enough and killed the fuckers raping them every way immaginable
>>704248097
>chef
Nah, nigga. My first job was at Wendy's. You ain't no chef.
>nurse
>$31.22/hour
>28
>>704250919
You must be a bit of a fuckup then, sry. kys.
>>704250956
How much do you think a brand new, no-exp programmer can make if graduating at 30 with a bachelor's? Do I have a real shot? I plan on creating a portfolio and interning in college but I don't have much experience.
My background is construction. There were no jobs for biology so I was stuck building houses and shit.
Software Engineer
$100K (well actually £75K because London)
36
>>704250358
Basically a mate in training. We work one week on/one week off. When we're on our hitch we're basically on call 24/7 to go dock and sail ships in the harbor.
>>704250905
LOL. Actually, I wanted a degree in philosophy. After realizing that field has a weak market, I changed my mind prior to enrolling. I was wise to observe my older step brother's mistake: he got a BA in art, and he's still serving tables years later...
So, to answer your question, no, I did not major in philosophy... even though I really, really wanted to.
>>704250931
Oh, you're a big guy. Say some big words for us.
>>704251018
Being this fucking new
>>704251018
I should add, currently in school to become a nurse practitioner. Going into my final year, but I've only been able to go to school part time.
Associate at In N Out
$12/hr
19
>>704250931
It's fun to lie on the internet isn't it
>>704251018
stop trying to be black god damn. I cringed so hard.
>>704251173
Only newfags call newfags newfags, newfag.
Apprentice shipbuilding electrician
AU$28/h
22
>>704251260
>Cancer
>>704248097
>Liquor store clerk
>13/hr + tips
>21
Engineering Intern
18.50/hr
>>704249205
I do same thing, but for LEGO so it can be kinda fun i guess.
>>704251191
See
>>704248977
>>704249570
Girlfriend is doing the same. She has about a year left until graduation. She's been working as a B.S.N for years.
>>704248097
Manage a Kay Jewelers. I average $78,500 a year after my bonus and commissions. Base salary is $45,000.
>>704250931
If you're going to lie, at least fucking spell thoracic the right way...
>>704251397
But I'm a male nurse. I thought it was going to be hell going into the field as a guy, but it's been surprisingly good to me. Best decision ever.
So, does your girlfriend have any specific area she would like to work in (pediatrics, geriatrics, etc.), or is she just generally happy anywhere?
>>704251137
Are you having fun doing that job, or is it just all around shit?
Would you prefer a better paying job that is painfully boring as hell?
>>704248097
>chef
>wendy's
I think you mean cook friendo
HP
38$/he salary
22
>>704251110
maybe $50K to $60K / yr
>>704251525
kek
Over nights supervisor at a cookie factory. Last year I made 82k after taxes. 23 years old
>>704251660
Wow that is kick ass. I assume it's probably closer to 40k where I live but that's damn good for no experience whatsoever.
How many hours do you work though? I don't want to pull 12 hour days ever again. I did that all the time in construction and I am NEVER going to do it again. The burnout is real.
>>704251613
>But I'm a male nurse. I thought it was going to be hell going into the field as a guy, but it's been surprisingly good to me. Best decision ever.
Being a male nurse is a wise decision. First off, nursing in America was initially a male dominated filed prior to world war. Hospitals will hire males just because they want a more diverse work force, which helps them get more federal funding and other benefits. And, you get to work with a lot of hot females. And also a lot of gay men... Girlfriend has, like, so many gay coworkers.
She's going to be an acute care nurse practitioner. Her sister is an pediatrics NP.
>>704251400
How do you get into working at a jewelry store. This is something that I'd like to get into what do you need to know?
>>704251400
How many hours do you work? That's not really impressive if you practically live at the store.
>>704248097
Trap enthusiast
$6.90/hr
66 years and 6 months
You morherfuckers want an honest answer in this thread?
Unemployed. Absolutely can't find a fucking job. Check every night, apply, and nada.
Been this way for a year now. Went from living a nice, little life, to getting completely fucked. I don't know what to tell you, but you can be let go at any time, from any job, for any reason, and you'll probably be fucked. In a year, I lost what took me years to fucking get / build. Credit is ruined now, and I'm also single.
Life is gay. Better find something you enjoy, and go for it. I hated my job every day, and my asshole boss, but did everything I could for the business, because it paid the bills, and I was stuck. I have yet to sign up for any sort of government assistance, because of stupid ass pride, but it's probably coming.
See you all in hell.
>>704251626
It definitely has its pros and cons. Like right now I'm going on 27 hours without sleep cause our other two boats in the fleet are down for maintenance and we're having to cover all the work. And it's storming. But, we have all our meals paid for, pretty damn good insurance, holidays are a double days pay, get OT after 12 hours of working, I get essentially 6 months off a year, plus 5 personal days I can take whenever, 15 paid sick days a year, and I just got my captains license a few months back.
I wouldn't trade it for anything. Plus when I get made a mate my pay goes to $380 a day.
>>704251959
I knew nothing when I applied, I just had sales experience (I had sold computers for Circuit City back in the day). I worked my way up from being a part-time sales associate to being a store manager in only 28 months and started at only 9.80 an hour plus commission. If you're willing to work hard and learn, nothing is out of your reach. Just take it!
>>704252065
I work 48 a week. I work more if we have a special event or during Black Friday and Christmas/Valentine's, etc, but I don't feel overworked. I have two days off a week and often sleep in till 12. I do have 9am to 9:30pm shifts from time to time though.
Bouncer
$20/hr
21
>>704251956
I'm in a neuro unit currently at a hospital in Cincinnati, Ohio. Im hoping to get into pre/post neurosurgery as a nurse practitioner.
O.R. Janitor Supervisor
12/hr
28
Truck driver for catering company
$16/hr
22
>>704252465
Where and how? I've tried to get a bouncer gig, but no one is hiring.
install pool tables on the weekends.
400/mo
24
>>704251933
Pretty much 8 hours / day. Early in my career, I worked crazy hours (eg: 60-80 hrs/week), but I charged an hourly rate back then (eg: $25-$50/hr), so it worked out fine for me.
>>704252371
Dude, the first thing you should do is sign up for government assistance. I did that after an eye injury at some retail store and worked in construction at the same time. It really helped me get ahead so I could pay my bills.
Pride isn't going to help you. I highly suggest you sign up for unemployment or whatever, and work a cash job at the same time. Something where you are unlikely to be found out. Not a pizza place or established business like that. Think construction, dog walking, or selling stuff at a flea market or something.
>>704250919
You wont make much money here in canada.
>>704248097
"Chef", you mean.
Client Service Technician
34/hr
28
>>704252409
>I work 48 a week. I work more if we have a special event or during Black Friday and Christmas/Valentine's, etc, but I don't feel overworked. I have two days off a week and often sleep in till 12. I do have 9am to 9:30pm shifts from time to time though.
My god that sucks. Your 78k/year is more like $12/hour.
I hope programmers don't have to work this much.
>>704252557
Kickass. I am never doing 12 hours a day again.
Everyone says comp sci is an awesome choice. I really hope it doens't screw me like biology did. If the market suddenly flops in 4 years I'll be pretty pissed.
>>704252065
Oh, and now that I've been with the company for 5 years I accrue vacation at a faster rate. I get 3 weeks a year now, on average, along with a shot at another paid week of vacation on a cruise or tropical vacation spot for me +1 if I beat my store's sales goals by a certain amount. The place they send us is different each year and they give us two different places to pick from. My last pick was Paradise Island Bahamas.
>>704250603
Basically, they use the left over pieces of meat patties from cooking burgers. They stay cooking in the fat grease and eventually burn or 'crust' the fuck up. I remember seeing the employee pour cups of water in that bitch watering it the fuck down. God damn the humanity.
>>704250238
Sounds like women to be, for sure.
Programmer
$115K/year + bonus if I'm good
31
>>704252590
I just hate to be one of the motherfuckers that leech off of the system, because 90% of people do that shit here. I don't think I have a chance, though. I also can't get on unemployment, because my boss niggered me into being an independent contractor.... :/
Radiology Tech
120k/yr
34
>>704248097
>Chef
>Wendy's
Kek
>>704248097
Pizza delivery
$9.47/hr & tips
24
Going to college for cybersecurity on the government's dime because my last job made me redundant, so I've got that going for me.
>>704252607
I thought programming was in demand in Ontario, Quebec, Toronto, etc?
Weld Inspector
$53/hr
>>704249136
Dude unless you literally live in Latvia you are way underpaid.
Wow, you fags still fell for this copypasta
Level one on-site IT
60k
21
>>704250989
That's definitely not a tenant of communism.
>>704248097
Loader at UPS
$11.50hr
18
>>704252740
No vacation spot beats home if you ask me. I will never work over 40 hours a week again. Shooting for 30 or less from now on, with a salary of 50k or more.
I sell Mercedes-Benz . I make about. $8500.00. A Month. Working a minimum of 40 hours to 55.
I am 22
OTR driver
42 cents a mile
38,000 a year
>>704252874
You'd have to be stupid not to leech off this corrupt shitty system while you have the chance.
If it's good enough for multi trillionaire politicans, then it's good enough for you.
Phone salesman
28000 USD per year
18
>>704253151
You're probably right.
Tfw not even minimum wage jobs at the mall with hire me. Goddamnit am I just a fucking loser?
>>704253070
>I'm lazy
>the post
>>704248097
Dishwasher at a 1-star restaurant
7 euros/hr
18
>>704252700
>My god that sucks. Your 78k/year is more like $12/hour.
How do you figure?
48 hours is the equivalent of 52 hours (8 hours is time and a half of overtime if I was paid hourly). 52 hours times 49 weeks of work in a year (I accrue 3 weeks of vacation a year) is 2,548 hours worked a year. Divide $78,500 by 2,548 hours and you get $30.81 an hour.
I'm not sure how successful you're going to be in computer science if your mathematics skills need this much work.
>>704253233
Welcome to the club.
>>704253233
Probably. But eh, who cares.
>>704252409
Thanks for the advice much appreciated
>>704253233
Checked.
Move. Get on a bus and go somewhere else, bigger. Don't look back.
Mechanical Engineer. , 85K Year,
>>704250646
3edgy5me fam.
Seriously though, you're an idiot if you think that communism was at all different for power structures.
The only real difference is that you're free to try to become the 1% here and if you aren't part of this 1% then you've only got yourself to blame.
>>704248097
Factory worker
62k
26
29 years old
$28hr
ind painter
>>704253022
>>704253022
Copy pasta can sometimes change lives, faggot.
Also, fuck Wendys for that fucked up Chilli.
Also, nice dubs,
kek
>>704250461
Depending on the market $155K a year is either high end of mid level to lower end of senior level (midwest, Texas, Georgia, Tennesee) at most companies or slightly above entry level at a big company or senior level at start ups (SV, NYC).
If we were smart we'd demand 4-5 times that considering the value even a mediocre programmer brings to an organization.
>>704253284
Fuck yeah I'm lazy. I'm done working 70 hours a week for some scum shithead that throws me under the fucking bus. You learn a lot in construction. Mainly that work doesn't pay unless it's your own company instead of someone else's. I wish you the best but seriously think about starting your own store. You could be making 10x what you are with half the hours.
>>704253303
You said you work 12.5 hour shifts sometimes. So I figured your average amount per week was more than 48 hours.
How do you even have a life at home working that much?
Heavy machinery operator
24.50/hrs
18
>>704252875
I want to do something like this. Dying prematurely of radiation exposure is worth that kind of money. What kind of study do you have to do?
>>704248097
- Itinerant tarot reader. I do readings on a little folding table on the street.
- On average, I'll make $40-60 for a full day, 14 hours. On my best day I made $220. On a bad day I'll make 0. Fortunately most of my job consists of sitting on a bench in the sun and smoking my pipe, so it's not hard work.
- 48
>>704251110
Depending on the market 50K to 95K. Maybe a little higher if you impress. If you end up on the low end at your first job don't fret, just work there 2-3 years then bounce and go someplace else for 1.4 to 2 times as much. That's pretty common for people to do once they get a few years of experience.
>>704253931
I hear it's a bad gig for new grads. "Aint what it used to be" is a common phrase. Google radiology opionions for more info.
>>704253718
That sounds really promising. What do you think the market will be like in 4 years with India and China pumping out shit tier coders that cost 1/10 an american worker?
>>704250931
and i'm his annistheseiologist
County Jail as a jailer
$12.75
21
bump
Bump
Control room operator
215,000 Canadian doll hairs a year
39
>>704248097
Why is this a meme
NZ fag here!
Carpenter
$45.47
25
Truck dispatcher
19.23/hr
26
Low voltage cabling tech
19/hr
25
>>704248097
tard wrangler
$9.82hr
23
Metal handler
$19/hr
18
Build horses
$42/hour
missoure
black
>>704254249
They've been doing that for decades. It doesn't make a difference if you're not awful at your job. A lot of companies are starting to realize that outsourcing is a net negative in the long term. Outside of H1-B scam companies (Infosys and the like) you stand a much better chance getting hired than some dude from China. Wages for programmers are far more sensitive to overall economic conditions than they are to the supply of H1-Bs and to outsourcing. A lot of companies are actually finding it hard to find programmers for cheap. That's a good thing and it's unlikely to change while a super intelligent AI doesn't rule the world.
Just don't only learn Java and/or C#. I mean, it's fine if you do learn those languages but you really ought to know at least one language from each of these groups: C#/Java/Objective-C/Swift, C/C++, Ruby/Python/PHP, and JavaScript. If you can do that and be knowledgeable of at least one major use case for each you will always be able to find a job even if it's not at your typical tech company.
Airport ramp worker at FedEx express
14.16/hr
>>704248097
24
$20.00 hour
Contractor for health agency
>>704248831
I feel you anon. Worked my way to supervisor in a year, just prove you're better than an average employee.
20€/hour mo,tue,wed
10€/hour rest of week as bartender
cisco instructor
26
>>704256744
your a fucking liar. show you're tits.
>>704248097
0
26
>>704256640
Thinking of specializing in HTML, Java, Python, and one more language. Whatever the popular language in 4 years is when I graduate.
>>704248097
close shift McDonald's chef
$9.75, going up to $10.75 by years end
19
supervisor at mental hospital
18.05
28
>>704248097
$0.00
18
>>704256923
It's pretty standard, what makes you think im lieing? Also male.
>>704257165
pathetic shit get a job!
>>704253012
Latvianfag here, it's not even that bad considering how cheap everything is
>>704256944
another pathetic shit ! get a job
>>704257523
okay, how much is a decent menu in restaurant?
count: soup,main course,drink.
I'm a fucking NEET who gives broccoli to lurkers to stall my suicide process
>no job
>0/hr
>21
>>704257649
3rd pathetic fuck in one thread .... thats just sad!!
go get a job
>>704254310
kek
Machine operator at a food processing and packaging plant.
$13/hour with tons of overtime
31
manage a computer repair facility
40,000 + OT
25
Supervisor at Krispy Kreme
$16/hr 40 hours a week
>feelsgoodman
Frozen full case order puller for convenience store distribution
23 y.o
$15.92/hr $23.28/o.t $31.84/doubletime
>>704248097
Jesus you're pathetic.
Screenwriter
400k 2mil yrly
28
Get on my level.
>>704258205
Tons of overtime and occasional double
Made 43k last year before taxes
>>704257632
like 2.50-4€ depends on the place
>>704258205
BC/Alberta?
>>704257714
Yeah, and what do you do? Let me go get my job helmet, and quote a show that isn't even that great.
>>704256950
Look into Elixir and Rust. I've pretty much drunk the Kool-aid when it comes to Elixir. I'm a huge fan. I constantly find myself wanting its features when I'm using other languages. And I find myself increasingly turning to Rust in cases where I would have turned to C in the past. You might also want to try Nim. It's pretty esoteric still but it's got enough going on for it that I wouldn't be surprised it people start to use it for real world stuff soon. Go is increasingly popular too, but I can't stand it. You should try it though. A lot of companies are porting stuff over to it for reasons I don't understand. It's not my thing, but it means there's jobs out there for people that know it. Don't neglect JavaScript though. Yeah it's awful but if you do any kind of web programming you will absolutely need to know it.
Start learning as much as you can now. "I've sorta used that language for the last 6 months." won't cut it when you're looking for a job.
>>704258385
Stay mad faggot.
Bow before me.
>>704258548
I'm just calling you out on your bullshit, that is all. The only one bowing down to another entity is yourself. Go write some more nonsense.
IT Manager / 25 usd/hr pretty much top dollar for eastern europe
There sure are a lot of Wendy's employees on /b/. Goes a long way towards explaining why their food sucks.
But sure OP.
Burlington Coat Factory Warehouse worker $11.00/hr
22
>>704248097
Computer technician
£7.25/hr
23
Waiter, ~$30/hr (20hr/week), 31yrs old.
I used to be an embalmer but I fucking hated that job. I'm only waiting tables so I can get my degree in CompSci during the day and move on to bigger and better.
>>704248097
>IT Manager / 25 usd/hr pretty much top dollar for eastern europe
28 years forgot to mention
>>704258680
Oh, and can I get my coffee without foam? Thanks pleb. Someone has to be better than you in every way, might as well be me.
>>704253058
Better not misload bitch
>>704248097
Plumber
30$
27
>>704258793
>>embalmer
do you live in ancient Egypt or something?
Doctor, 205K. 36
Junior welder/fabricator
17cad
23
>>704258929
Nah, America. Modern embalming developed in the United States during the Civil War since bodies needed to be moved vast distances for burial. It's a fucking scam these days.
Chemical Lab Technician
$13.50/hour
23
>>704248831
Walmart Hourly Supervisor
$15/hrs
23
It isn't that bad, but they hire the dumbest and least skilled people.
>>704259015
>Doctor
>on /b/
Confirmed faggot.
>>704253298
Hahaha europoor
>>704258900
Thats hourly wages btw. But it's in Norway and 30% of income goes to taxes/immigrants
>>704259167
With >$300K in student loans, is that ok guise?
>>704253298
You must be a kebab. Go back to shitryia.
>>704258813
You're getting extra foam, cuck. I should also wonder why the management in this place still has me behind the counter because I'm fully nude and lubed up with coconut oil from head to toe and if anything were to hap- *falls and breaks femur*
oy very time for a lawsuit
>might match those digits soon
>>704258517
Thanks man really apprecaite the advice.
So javascript pays the most right? I'm looking for highest paying asap. Does web building pay the most?
14/hr
Electrician
30
>>704259373
JavaScript is typically in the middle of salary ranges. But you should still learn it because if you touch the web at all you'll need to know it. And it just so happens that webdev is where lots of jobs are. Not necessarily the best ones, but the most abundant right now for sure. The reason you want to be fluent in several languages is so you've got more than one choice (and coincidentally it'll make you a better programmer). Programmers who only learn one language, even if they learn it well, tend to have limited options.
CNC Machinist/Apprentice
20/hr
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loss prevention manager for a retail store
85k a year
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>>704258109
You ever pick one fresh off the line and eat it?
>>704260945
Oh yea. Same with the fresh chocolate cakes
