Waifu claiming thread.
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>>704235690
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Calamity-masu'd
>>704246682
>Rem
That's funny, I can't hold a grudge no matter how hard I try
>squishy hugs
Miho claimed
>>704246762
Bridal waifu a best.
Eru Claim
>>704246666
WWEEWEWEWEWEEWEWEWEEWEEWE
Back off. Mine.
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>704246553
There we go.
>>704246725
>Exactly like that!
Seriously, Eru a cute in all regards.
My money is on the manga. I don't often read mangos though, so I can't really compare it myself.
>>704246072
Absorutery nuffin'
>>704246875
>bridal thread?
>>704246956
didn't even notice
>>704246166
BAD MIMI
BAD
>>704246275
>>704246925
Plunder, loot, and rape?
>>704246551
Yee
>>704246558
>>704247060
It's top tier
>>704247086
Say eet again!
>>704246842
Shit she did was way below dirty sewers a connoisseur
>>704247086
>Bridal thread
>>704246666
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
http://vocaroo.com/
>>704247276
WAAAAAAAAAAARH
>>704247060
I started recently, mostly because its much less time consuming and I can do it before/during class when I have extra time.
>We watched House in my anatomy class so I read Btoom and watched House.
It was a good day.
>>704247276
Raping and Pillaging!
>Mostly pillaging
>Only occasional raping.
>>704247366
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!
>>704247276
So what you up to tonight.
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>704247299
So did you try it out?
Best type moon claimed.
>>704247677
KanColle
Yeah didn't like it personally
>>704247738
Hey Shiki you're early
>>704247315
sorry gardy my mic is way to bad to try to record vocaroos. Here's what it sounds like without even saying anything http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zeCNyNAqCC
>>704247276
Don't you mean it's top Spear?
>>704247366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7mCZ-pdqNI
>First thing that came to mind
>>704247409
I hear ya, i used to read them a lot back in high school. Had a collection of some of the mainstream titles.
>Death Note
>Chibi Vampire
>A few of Trigun
>Haruhi
>Lucky Star
It really REALLY was mainstream stuff, good god.
It sounds like a god day. Mine was rather good, although mostly in the productive sense.
>Mechanic said new bushings for car would be in excess of $400
>Look online
>$120 or so at most
...woo?
>>704247738
Hey there Shiki.
>>704247366
WUUUUUT ISSSZZ EET FORE?!
>>704247409
Lmao. Would you find anything of value?
>>704247525
Dammit going to sleep :/
Was spore brawlhalla then spore. Fucked up a lot of shit in spore lol lol. Is the car going to get a new paint?
>>704247957
Damn you and your puns
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>704248147
>The Rory has infected me to an extent
Night Smugs, sleep well.
>>704247957
I read them off my tablet, using an app called Manga Reader. ^^
>>704248147
Probably some material, if not some food and stuff
Night ^^
>>704248147
Nigga wat?
>>704247903
I still got a shitty mic, but here ya go!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dm9uyYJUIy
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>704247855
Fair enough, sss.2
>>704248322
You sound like my buddy Sharktopus
>>704247957
Death scream from an anime girl. I like it.
>>704248235
Its obligatrory :^)
>>704248416
>>704248322
OH SHIT REALIZED THAT MIGHT'VE SOUNDED INSULTING
>Sharktopus was his screen name.
Holo is still best
best chibi claimed~
>>704248416
>>704248481
kek, it's alright
either way I know I sound like crap
>>704248268
Ah, this was before the days of my having a smart phone.
>While everyone else was on the iPhone 3, I still had an ancient flip phone from the early 2000s.
>>704248428
>
>>704248553
where r u
>>704248652
>Best chibi
>>704248804
Here!
Claiming best girl
>>704248869
Kurwa kampanion? :^)
>>704248713
Yeah, I probably would've bought them back in the day, but today's tech makes it much easier, thats one of the reasons I love technology ^^
>Also I feel like this is how it would look if she got mad at me.
>Cute as fuck.
>>704248652
Mommy.
>>704247277
>more squishy hugs
>>704248995
I do not comprehend!
>>704247855
Yeah planned to meet some classmates around noon to work on an assignment.
>>704247957
Hi Makoto, still grinding in wows?
>>704249142
Technology is pretty damn sweet, as long as it stays where it belongs.
>Bend over
>Pet the Eru
I want to see her go from mad to flustered like this for some reason.
>>704249395
I got my Hiei, I've been far too busy/tired to try my luck at the Ashigara. Plus, I've been having a fuckton more fun in Destroyers than I ever have in a battleship. And I'm only at T5 on them.
>>704249645
>being destroyer scum
>>704249645
I would love to see that too. It would be so cute!
>Pat pat
>What don't pat me I'm suppose to be mad at you stop.
Kek.
>>704248869
>>704249181
>>704249345
Hello, cuties~
>>704249645
Come on. Puns are practically mandatrory when you start them :^)
>>704249941
How's it goin'
![tumblr_mff431g49n1rcb0d2o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/beSynjo.jpg "tumblr_mff431g49n1rcb0d2o1_500[1].jpg")
>>704246762
Hello again. How are you doing tonight? Or this morning?
>>704249345
>hugs arm
>>704249714
I know, I'm a cunt.
>But popping out from behind an island and taking out a full health BB at point blank is just so amazing
>>704249916
We need to see this somehow. Know any animation companies that would do this for about $0.78 and half of an R12 to 134r conversion kit?
>>704250034
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>704250131
I remember you. You're the dog fucker, right?
>>704250131
Dog Fucker Man Is Back!
>>704250373
See I prefer doing that via main cannons and multi-citadel barrages.
>>704250373
Nope. Unfortunately, maybe there's a graphic design artist who'd be willing.
>College kids would probably take that deal.
>>704250131
Oh its Dog!
always and forever
![Screen%20shot%202010-02-08%20at%201.13.38%20AM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nUlW7Ps.png "Screen%20shot%202010-02-08%20at%201.13.38%20AM[1].png")
>>704250373
>>704250395
Yeah. No work today or this weekend, thank god. So I've just been hanging out with my dogs. Trying to keep my poodle from eating the furniture... She should know better by now.
>>704249395
Nice! Having fun?
>Grinding WoWS
Almost on the New York
>Playing LoL atm
>>704250668
>She should know better by now
Rape her into submission.
Writing skeltalrock chorales are a pain in the ass.
>>704250497
But you see, Shiki, RNGesus hates my guts, and i can never seem to get more than 1 or 2 citadel hits a game, even if I'm point blank. Plus, the entire team seems like to focus me down even if I was fairly far away. I figure, if I'm gunna be focused, I might as well be able to do some sizable damage before then.
>>704250506
Hmmm, I'll need to pull a few strings, but I might be able to convince a friend of mine to draw it up without the animation.
>>704250668
I never understood the appeal of poodles. They seem like really high upkeep doges.
>I say as I have a high upkeep car.
>>704250984
Cutie
>>704250984
Even without the animation it would be fine, I just wanna see Eru be cute ^^
>>704250907
chinese cartoon
>>704251155
Emo 3DPD
>>704250907
skeletal rock chorales?
>>704251155
Fetal alcoholism
>>704250984
Hey look its a cutie :^)
>>704251270
>>704251320
at least i'm not a nigger
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/YEfdNSj.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>704250827
Oh please. She can do whatever the hell she wants. I don't really dominate them or anything. They just kind of listen to me because I treat them so well. That and jealousy among each other. Always vying for attention more than the others.
>>704250984
They are high upkeep I guess but once you get into the habit of brushing their teeth, grooming them, clipping their nails, feeding them the right foods, and training them it becomes second nature. That goes for any dog really, minus the grooming.
I'm getting better and better at grooming with her.
>>704246875
You're a best.
can someone please explain why there is literally always one of these threads
like, how do each one of you not realize this massive cringefest? it's like showing off your animu grrl bodypillow collection unironically, only you're all too poor to actually afford them
>>704250706
Oh haven't gone there yet, just waking up and playing some KanColle.
>>704250984
All I hear is excuses.
>>704250172
>hugs face
>>704251308
Skeltalrock is a genre I created.
A chorale is a music term which I hate writing
>>704251386
Anyone who wants to marry a vampire is a 14 year old emo girl. Or my mom.
>>704251564
i'm WAY too poor to afford a pillow or a large manga collection.
>>704251564
Having more than one anime girls for your daki is heresy
>>704251622
Oh, I was hoping it related to actual rocks.
>>704251707
obviously all 14 pillows would be of the same girl
>>704251564
Literally kill yourself friend. If you can't Lurk MOAR to figure out why these exist, get out.
>>704251622
>Anyone who wants to marry a vampire is a 14 year old emo girl. Or my mom.
>>704251602
>hugs back
>>704251666
>vampire
>666
here's a salty steak garnished with garlic with a cross-shaped bone
>>704251768
Its a metal-jazz-techno fusion kinda
>>704251777
Phew, I was about to say...
>>704251863
My mom wants to marry Edward
>>704251846
"lonely losers containment club" is not hard to figure out
what i cant wrap my head around is how all of you post these daily and dont seem to know thats what it is
>>704251945
HUG HER ASS.
why hello everybody
>>704252007
We have a dedicated loser making them
>>704252054
Because hello everybody
>>704252007
/b/ is a containment board newfaggot.
>>704251972
Interesting. Do you do any recording or is it just writing?
>>704252054
Evening
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/t9dBkQa.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>704251564
It's just boredom and harmless fun. I got bored of bouncing in and out of my dogs for the past 2 hours so here I am again.
>>704251583
Oh kek. Well hop you have fun.
Tried KanColle today. Finally got it to work but it isn't my cup of tea unfortunately
>Play one game of WoWS
>Literally 3xp away from the New York
>Have to wake up in 3 hours
>New York or sleep
REEEEEEEE
>>704252133
>implying /b/ wasn't made before most boards
>>704252007
>Containment club
Not exactly, nobody is being contained here, we come here and stay here by choice.
>Lonely loser
Lonely is correct for some if not most, but some of them aren't losers, Eru and a few others are in school, and several have jobs. Hell the dog fucker is successful. Its just a social gathering of weebs who enjoy anime and like to talk to each other. Why is that such a bad thing?
>Inb4 go to /a/
Can't, video game/3DPD (see Mavis) waifus.
>>704252133
Actually this, /b/ is a containment board for random shit that doesn't belong on trash.
Is the fake Tats just Tats showing his autism?
>>704252220
It was /a/ and /b/ at first, A is obviously anime and /b/ was Anime/random, now its just random.
>>704252133
yes but i KNOW i am shitposting and i am doing it on purpose
these threads are filled with people WISHING they could be a bodypillow maven
>>704252155
I use this synth app that has a multitrack synth in it
I do "recording" and writing
>>704252244
Is the fake anon just Mai showing his autism?
>>704252054
allo
>>704252342
>Implying that everyone here wants bodypillows
That's a whole lot of implying coming from a faggot who probably only visits /b/ for porn and ylyl.
>>704252342
fuck off to your diaper thread. no one cares what ANYONE here thinks. that is the whole point.
>>704251054
I am not!
>>704251099
Sweet, I'll see if he'll be willing to whip up something for like, $10-$15.
>I make no promises though, s I've yet to see any work on a previous request of Makoto and Maki drifting in an RX7
>Maybe I should just do some photoshopping at this point
>>704251320
I AM NOT CUTE REEEEEEEEEE!
>>704251443
>Brushing teeth
This is a thing for doges?
>>704251583
Are you sure that's not your Torpedo warnings? :^)
>I need to get more A E S T H E T I C shots of my car. Maybe if the lights go out and I can sneak out there without activating the motion sensors...
>>704252054
Taiga ^^
>>704252524
Do some hardcore shop man!
>I'd probably bug him constantly about it if I knew him
>>704252228
>Eru and a few others are in school, and several have jobs.
doesn't make it non-cringey
>Why is that such a bad thing?
the bodypillow collectors would ask the same
>>704252463
>Implying that everyone here wants bodypillows
well fuck, you're claiming anime girlfriends because obviously you don't have a real one
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JwiTWoy.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>704252524
>This is a thing for doges?
Yeah. with enzymatic toothpaste.
is /r/wifuclaiming taken?
>>704251945
>>704252008
I like following orders
>hugs your butt
>>704252827
I'm married to a real woman.
>>704252358
You're some poster who came in April/May an switched, you fucking mongoloid.
>>704252695
>doesn't make it non-cringy.
Well it doesn't make them losers if they're doing something with their life, they probably just come in here to talk to people since physical social interaction is becoming increasingly more difficult as people lose their daily schedules to things like school and work.
Plus its a good place to vent, nobody REALLY knows you here.
I don't really care about body pillows and their collecters because pillows are fuckin worthless to me, I can't sleep with them near me.
>>704252827
>you're claiming anime girlfriends because obviously you don't have a real one
Or they're using them as an avatar to talk to people. Kek.
>>704252358
Makes sense
How much play with the sound can you get with a synth?
>>704252972
You're married to a futa you retard
I love it when people feed the shitposters
finally got some free time. How is everyone?
>>704253213
noone cares
>>704253178
I'm just bored and he's slightly entertaining for being stupid and ignorant.
>>704253178
i know, i fall for bait waaayyy too often
>>704253178
don't call me a shitposter, Rory.
>>704253213
Bout to go to bed, it's getting damn late
>>704253294
Shitposter
>>704253178
Same here
>>704253213
Nico Nico Niii
>>704253323
night holo
>>704253111
She's a Fujo, not a Futa
>opinion discarded
![ls285a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PQbya8C.jpg "ls285a[1].jpg")
>>704252827
Anime is overrated honestly.
>>704252917
Post what you want. I did.
>>704253213
Hello.
>>704253387
About to, I can still get a few posts in!
>>704253251
Darn.
>>704253323
Ah well I hope you sleep well tonight love
>>704253367
That's me! <3
>>704253459
Why hello hello. What's up?
>>704252609
Hmmm, you're new enough. I don't think you've seen any of my shoops yet.
>I made a bumper sticker with Makoto and Maki on it shortly after joining the threads.
>>704252907
Huh, that's probably something my doge could've used... oh well.
>>704253178
It makes for a shitshow that's always fun!
>>704253213
Kiiiiii! I got all the paperwork finally taken care of! Mechanic said he can't do much in terms of the door lock until Monday, so I've got the next 2 days to finally relax and sleep in!
>>704253294
You seem to know me, but I dont know you.
>>704253264
Who is this again?
>>704253265
I know right. They just ask to be replied to rather than ignored.
Claiming my precious Kyouko
>>704253556
Should, weekends are good for that!
>>704253556
Still don't know why I have this
But here you go
>>704253565
Oh really? Nice.
>I'm new enough to have not seen it
Yeah, you're probably pretty good though.
>Or not, who knows.
But I have faith ^^
>>704253677
OP beat ya to it. kek.
>>704253575
>Who is this again
You can call me Titty Salad.
>>704253412
>opinion discarded
You're just a heretic if you know all this stuff, fuck off faggot.
>>704253565
That's perfect! Get as much relaxing in as you can for me okay?
>>704253736
Perfect :) enjoy the weekend too
>>704253742
Lol I have this one saved already actually! But I love it lmao
>>704253823
Kek welcome back Angry Marine
>>704253575
I take a lot of bait too
>Especially Edgedeath I eat that shit up
>>704253677
Good taste.
>>704253823
Kill yourself.
I don't care if a schmuck who doesn't actually love kyouko "claims" her. Because I know in my heart that Kyouko would chose me over OP. Anyway Kyouko is my waifu. I use Tuka as an avatar to piss these cucks off.
>>704254067
here ya go
>>704254067
Kek welcome back Penny*
FIFY
>>704253823
Oh. Has been a while. Hows the painting going?
>>704254132
Tuka a shit :^)
>>704254132
Oh nevermind, it's you again.
![ls286a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bi1a1r9.jpg "ls286a[1].jpg")
>>704253556
Hi there. You seem to be into anime. Do you have any suggestions on good anime to watch? Being in this thread makes me a bit curious about it. I tried watching 7 deadly sins on Netflix but it was really bad.
![watamote-01-annoying[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OXUieRW.png "watamote-01-annoying[1].png")
Beat you fags too it. She's mine.
>>704253922
A heretic never knows anything except the end of a bolter!
>>704254067
Hows it going? I just woke up. Even though its 1AM, I can't sleep for a bit cause my body is weird and doesn't like to go to back to bed unless its been like, an hour.
>>704254132
Claiming a waifu, and then using another waifu?
>
>>704254232
Eh, I had to sell em all, wife made me.
"These are taking up too much space and you're spending too much time with them."
She was right. Now I have more room for guns.
>insert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI&ab_channel=ThemeGuy
>>704254180
I'm not Penny, redheads are heresy. Only blonde bitches for this nigga.
>>704252954
Thought I would never do this
>hugs boob
>>704254243
Everytime I see this image I think k it's a cropped lewd
>>704254379
I would recommend Code Geass, but it really depends on what kind of genres you like
>>704254379
ok usually i am a complete tool here and all i do is talk shit, but i am dead serious.
>TOWER OF DRUAGA
is a 10/10 anime you NEED to check it out. first episode is slow.
>>704254503
forgot pic
mavis
>>704253764
>Pic related
Took a few days to get the colors just right, but I like the way it turned out.
>Note: The final version is on my desktop, so this might have been one of my earlier edits.
>I'm good at editing, but creating from scratch is beyond my ability.
>>704254013
I will. Everyone i saw today said I looked terrible, and that my bags were more like suit cases at this point. So I think I'll sleep from sunrise to sundown.
>>704254444
Checking for the Emperor.
>>704254471
Wait, you're not supposed to hug there!
>tender hugs
>>704254472
I am claiming you as my waifu.
>>704254444
Checked
>1am
It's 1:20am right now for me
>Need to wake up in 3 hours
Didn't want to sleep anyway
If I stop replying I've passed out lying in bed
>>704254444
Nice numbers.
>>704254232
Then thats something Rory and Tuka have in common
>>704254444
Tuka's not my waifu.
I just post as her to make people mad.
>>704254581
>lays down on stomach
Might sleep soon
>>704254561
That's beautiful actually. You're pretty good ^^
>>704254444
HOLY IMPERIAL CHECK.
>>704254379
Code Geass, Jojos bizarre adventure, lucky star, love live, and blue exorcist are some good ones off the top of my head!
>>704254561
Geez.. that does sound bad.. but haha i wish i could sleep that long, even on my off days.
And hey I made an edit of my waifu and maki too but it's a video lmao
You guys know Angry Marine is Penny right?
![300x300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RQbCWlo.jpg "300x300[1].jpg")
>>704254494
>>704254503
>>704254889
Thanks. I'll try code geass. What's it about?
>>704254444
This Get For The Emperor!
>>704254635
>>704254561
Thank you imperial citizens.
>>704254630
That'd be me if my body wasn't like "I will get four hours of sleep, stay up for EXACTLY one hour, and get four more."
I don't know why I do this, I simply do.
>>704254742
A gun holding a gun. That's some gunception right there.
>>704254956
Like I said, not Penny. Quads confirm it. Though I shouldn't even bother replying to a shitposter, I'm bored enough.
>>704254956
Just like you're Mi Liu, Tuka and the 2nd Kyouko right?
>>704254444
Emprah protects with quads. At least theres the possibility of more guns for you.
>>704254646
>saving samples
Have the full pic you sped :^)
>>704251537
That would be you, silly.
>>704255013
Code Geass is about a kid who gets powers from a invincible witch who helps him restore his country to its former glory after being taken over by Brittania which is basically if England took over every single thing ever using Mechs.
>It sounds weird but I swear its good.
>>704254889
>code geass, jojo, luckystar, love live, ao no exorcist
>good
Pick one
>>704255027
Shit Penny, numbers don't mean anything. I still know who you really are~
>>704255136
Exactly,
>>704254716
>Pats your head as you lay down
Get some sleep. Sleep is good for you.
>>704254742
Haha, thanks! Maybe I'll do an Eru sticker next.
>I just need to think of a saying to put on it
>>704254889
Ya, and I probably won't actually sleep that long. But I'd like to get at LEAST 6-7 hours.
You did? Let's see it!
![228220_1240916039483_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5hVr4Cj.jpg "228220_1240916039483_full[1].jpg")
>>704255170
Oh I see. I'm more into realistic stuff. What's that anime about WW2? I've seen gifs about it before here on 4chan.
Ill still check it out. I really didn't like 7 deadly sins. Extreme autism. I felt stupider watching it.
>>704255157
What did you expect of a Tuka poster
Retarded claim saves retarded images :^)
>>704255195
If i must pick then I pick the 5 i already mentioned. They're good to me and taste is subjective my friend.
>>704255337
Lol what? You mean i need to actually upload a shitty edit i made when testing out adobe vegas? uhm.. idk.. haha
>>704255157
True, my wife can infringe upon my Warhammer privilege, but the Second Amendment is a right and I'll sue her.
>>704254646
That still sounds like heresy. But its not my business, you do you.
>>704255195
Oh really? Then who am I/is Penny?
Shitposting is fun isn't it? Man thats why I first came in here.
>>704255337
>Eru is handy in a jam
That would be a good saying, although highly ironic, but still true.
>>704255027
>Gun holding a gun
KEK.
>That fucking Titan
That is a horrifying beast. Good thing I'm Tau, we have much scarier things. Like the Riptide.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6oOQ0nw.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>704255027
That chainsaw is the size of 8 land raiders. And it has another smaller chainsaw attached to it that's the size of 4.
>>704255162
>That would be you, silly
Have you even looked at yourself?
>>704255346
There is GATE. A combination of modern military and a fantasy land. Psycho-Pass was great. AldnoahZERO was formulaic but well executed. Madoka Magica because ot will always generate a feel. School-Live because its the best mindfuck.
>>704255481
Thats the spirit. But kek on suing the wife.
>>704255481
Penny/you is a guy who rights fiction about shooting girlfriends.
Yeah shot posting is fun. But sometimes it takes hard work and determination you rock the boat
>>704255443
You have objectively shit tastes
>>704255443
Yes. All edits must be thoroughly roasted when mentioned!
>>704255690
Hmmm, I could make this work. And it'll help keep me awake!
