celeb thread continued #4
i won last thread so i get to post all i like and you faggots cant shit about lavren edition
lavren pokies?
More Anna
>>704218044
ew no
>>704218044
is she the one from mr robot?
Gotta give love to Peyton List
M-My mistress Victoria Justice h-has t-told m-me if she h-had t-to d-do it again she w-would've kept o-on w-walking d-down the street when I-I f-first approached h-her... She s-said I-I'm n-not nearly g-good enough for her because I-I don't bring anything t-to the table: she has a-all the m-money, f-fame and beauty in our relationship... I-I know I-I am n-not w-worthy o-of m-my w-wonderful m-mistress...
>>704218777
this guy again
>>704218777
Pfft you're too good for her, homie.
Look guys, we can post pictures all day, lets brainstorm on how to contact these celebs
>>704217746
Who?
>>704218777
I-I used every d-dirty and mean unscrupulous t-trick I-I knew from th-that f-first m-moment on the s-sidewalk t-to f-force m-my agenda into h-h-her life... I-It's l-like I-I stole her y-y-young and impressionable heart and m-mind w-with m-my older and more experienced devious mind...
>>704219287
SO MUCH YES.
>>704219307
piss off you submissive fag
>>704219497
Erica Soto
>>704219307
Ooh, now that i doubt, it's not the experience that did it, it's the devious part, ya jerk.
>>704219074
/mu/ once got lauren mayberry (the girl in pic related) to mention them, was an absolute shitshow
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/58183887/
>>704219556
good to finally know the name, sad to find out there's nothing out there.
>>704219501
GUNSHIP!
>>704218038
Hell yeah
http://reallyhotchicks.tumblr.com/tagged/lauren-mayberry
>>704220178
My nigga
am I pretty?
>>704219038
Th-Thank you g-good sir... I kn-know many m-men want my l-lucky h-hide stretched and salted on the w-wall for the w-way I-I t-took her fr-from all the eligible Alphas in the w-world... Wh-What m-makes i-it w-worse f-for them t-to stomach is m-my b-beta-man nature... I-I t-turned their reasonings u-upside down b-by sl-slaying a-a dragon w-with m-my pencil...
>>704220423
>220423â–¶
>File: Saoirse Ronan (2).jpg (119 KB, 421x588)
>>704220204
butt again?
>>704220552
guys should I do something really crazy in order to get a celebs attention?
>>704219736
>>704219501
P-Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sirs f-for this great wr-wrong I-I d-did to you... I-I d-don't know h-how I could possibly m-make amends to you f-for c-capturing Victoria though...
>>704220377
Cold.
>>704220864
nice, she doesnt get as much attention as she deserves
>>704220970
Dick bicycle?
>>704221011
I wish.
>>704220896
Not me you should be apologizing to. I'm a delight.
>>704221011
kek
>>704220865
only if it's something cool like hijacking a plane.
>>704221061
Schoolgirl Ari
>>704220896
you can have her, this is my girl
>>704221129
I was thinking more shootout with a gang but that works too
>>704221361
How much does she love the BBC?
>>704217746
>>704221426
a shit ton
>>704218044
dat trigger discpline
>>704221255
Well it has to be something that allows you to reach her, go into an office building, take a bunch of hostages, and demand a one on one conversation with her.
Who is this gonna be for by the way, i would do it for Aubrey Plaza or Emma Stone.
>>704221501
fuck anna
>>704221540
I would for those two but I was thinking Kat mcnamara
>>704220974
Who this
>>704217746
More Lauren, more Hayley
>>704220896
I-I can a-assure you sh-she c-curses m-me out severely almost e-every night, s-saying I-I had n-no right whatsoever to g-go after h-her because she is s-so f-far above my l-low social class existence it isn't e-even f-funny... When h-her l-lovely b-boot i-is p-pressing against m-my chest sh-she m-makes damn s-sure I-I know h-how wrong i-it was f-for street tr-trash l-like m-me t-to s-sully h-her high class l-life...
>>704221540
also I want to do something kinda heroic bc this has happened before. after seeing taxi driver with Jodie foster, some dude shot Reagan to impress her and he just ended up dead
>>704221805
I want you to die
>>704220865
You should shoot Hillary Clinton. I'm not actually telling you to do it. I'm just making a joke.
>>704221564
I totally would
>>704221805
not too bad at trolling
>>704221902
I know about John Hinckley, but he didn't really have a plan and shooting at the president is a surefire way to die or go to jail forever.
>>704222070
already planning it now
>>704221426
Disney/Nickelodeon girls are contractually obligated to be seen in public dating black men.
Having said that, I imagine that she likes black cock as much as the average white man likes asian women.
Who wants their COCKS sucked?!
>>704222188
maybe I should just stage the kidnapping of a girl and I rescue her, when the news team comes I say that all I want is a convo with her for a friend who really likes her but give them my contact info instead so it seems like a mistake and not a creepy conspiracy
>>704222379
How old are you?
>>704222807
Feed me COCKS!
>>704222189
Oh gosh darn it. Well, if you have to do it, you have to do it.
I'm just saying that I was only kidding when I said that.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Yup. That should cover my ass.
I was only kidding, and I would never suggest that Hillary Clinton deserves a taste of her own medicine.
>>704222379
Always.
>>704222885
Please shove your gooey cock into my mouth!
>>704221556
>>704222098
>>704222878
in my suicide note I will specifically mention that you inspired me
>>704221718
Supergirl.
>>704221718
Moot. He took the money he made selling 4chan and got a sex change
>>704223144
I really hope you can't guess my name.
>>704220865
being drunk I will bait
Doing something 'crazy' will never get you any real kind of attention from so called celebs. I work in hotel in britbongs land. Met few kind of famous people
>pic related
They usually are so tired with being famous bullshit they don't pay attention. You get their attention with just being friendly and threating them like normal human beings
>>704223046
>>704223449
did u grab her tits?
>>704223515
>>704222188
except he didn't die or go to jail forever
god I want to die a heroes death
>>704223673
Yeah, she said 'hi you are cute lets fuck' and we fucked.
But seriously after we chatted bollocks for a bit I kind of felt bad for fapping to her back in the day. Such a lovely person
>>704223716
>>704223759
He got released a few days ago.
So he was in jail from 1981 to 2016 and he's now 61 and living in his mother's house, his life is long over.
>>704223270
Thank you. High quality nudes other celebrities need to take note
>>704223893
Kind of awesome to hear. As somewhat disappointed I am at the lack of slutty pictures I figured it was a good indicator that she was a normal person and not a completly self obsessed bitch.
>>704224193
shes not that attractive
>>704224193
Felt the same before meeting her
>>704224318
I mean, she's not that standard beauty you see in holywood. But what makes it for me, she always seems cheerfull and full of some kind lady-like charm
>>704224517
>forgot pic
I just pray to god, she will end up in some decent show or movie after her character been killed in Reign
>>704224318
That's just like, your opinion, man
>>704224318
>>704224850
I think shes perfect
>>704224850
>>704224517
>>704224999
you guys all responded more maturely than I thought 4chan would
>>704224680
They sure made her tits look great after she got her head chopped off.
>>704224850
>>704224999
I like there are more anons who feel like me. When I usually post her people are like "god damn dem titts m8".
>>704224999
Agreed
>>704224999
Forget I typed that. I meant to say Michelle Tractenberg is perfect
10/10
>>704218255
Do you have the non X-ray pic?
>>704225166
I mean they are awesome, but that's only a part of what makes her beautiful.
>>704225609
sorry but check her subreddit
>>704225154
Need webm. Would settle for pics.
>>704225688
Well, I have to hold on to the .000000001% chance that I hook up with Michelle. So...
But she is still beautiful
can someone dump jlaw or anyone who had legit nudes? just so this thread doesnt wreak of non nude cuckle jizz like the rest of them?
>>704225780
Ok thanks
>>704225708
Can you imagine talking to her in person looking like that. I would studder profusely and make a fool of myself
>>704226040
>>704225980
Just for you anon. Now play nice with everyone else.
>>704226040
>>704226125
only a matter of time til she releases those
>>704226108
She would probably just laught it off honestly
>>704225688
This is perfection
>>704226290
thanks. and sorry for the edge. havent been able to truly get into a celeb thread since the fappening..
would you guys say you're obsessed with a certain celeb or am I just an unstable maniac with unhealthy daydreams
>>704226108
I'd like to think I wouldn't do the same thing, but I probably would.
>>704225876
Good luck with that. No one fucking watches Reign besides me and like three other people so there's not a whole lot of good content made from it. Closest you'll usually get is shitty tumblr postage-stamps and those are always of sappy romantic scenes.
>>704225980
Some jlaw for you
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xdpakwtyr635n30/AADEpjNNEf_HBlqGeyIOQnOIa?dl=0
>>704226040
>>704226125
No hate
But fuck am I tired of seeing her
>The lindsey lohan of 2016
>>704226598
you da man
>>704226426
I know, we really need another. Its only a matter of time though, everything can/will be hacked.
>>704226421
Each to his own, anon
>>704226559
What I noticed from my creepy pathetic e-stalking, she dresses really conservative, if i may say so, only some events she put on dresses like that
>>704226501
I'm obsessed with jordyn jones and chloe east. We're all unstable maniacs with unhealthy daydreams fampai
>>704226594
Damn, guess I'm off to TPB.
>>704226807
when I feel that my life is going nowhere I seriously consider columbining to die in infamy in order to get a celebs attention, its better than living a life of obscurity
>>704226501
yes
like 9 years now
>>704226334
I think so too.
>>704226791
This is true, which tbh makes her more attractive to me.
dat ass curve
>>704227399
Are you me? I always think girls who dress "slutty" need and want to prove something to people. Anna is completely different, in sense, she just is herself
>>704227745
yes shes a fucking saint
>>704227820
Well, now that's bold and pretencious statement I dont really approve.
>>704227924
KAT 4EVA BITCH
>>704226501
You're not alone bro. Obsessed with Vj. We're fucked
>>704227745
I agree completly. I mean slutty girls are hot, but I want to fuck them in an aggressive "take that you slutty bitch" kind of way.
Also just found these awesome black & whites.
>>704228329
fucking love Victoria.
>>704228345
>>704227745
>she is just herself
>>704228329
>>704228399
me too ;)
>>704228329
Im really fucked man
>>704228329
Aren't we all obsessed with VJ?
>>704228399
Same here anon. Would give up anything for a chance with her
>>704228554
ew but no doubt your committed to her
>>704227924
Waifu material here
TFW not waking up next to Anna
Why live?
>>704228455
Also Google agrees, and we all know Google knows everything.
>>704228521
Sure anon. You think I wouldn't recognise my 'waifu' from miles away?
>>704228612
>>704228595
>>704228554
>>704228821
>>704228595
I 95% sure that's Nina-something from the CW vampire show.
>>704228863
>>704228821
Christ, why?
>>704228554
>Jackson pollack of 4chan
>>704228736
>that gif
I died.
>>704228979
fuck niggers
>>704228821
>>704228863
>>704226040
You think with all the surgery she's had done she'd do something about that fucking nose.
>>704228717
>Why live?
You might get lucky and just chat with her some day. Keep believing anon.
>>704229101
Damn who this
>>704229178
Anything is possible.
>>704229178
assuming any of us will meet our waifus in real life. I might just swallow a bullet tonight
>>704229104
>>704229284
no clue found her in a different thread
>>704229329
Got to believe anon. It's honestly what keeps me going.
>>704229329
>>704229285
You don't have to believe but I met Anna. When she already was my waifu. Miracles happens anon, you just need to help them a little.
>>704229322
>>704229376
>>704229557
>>704229557
jesus fucking christ
>>704229470
the way I see it, believing is not enough, you gotta work for it. my best plan is to go on a shooting spree and say I did it for anna
>>704229399
Got moar?
>>704229490
Had to re-compress this one
>highres ftw
>>704229617
>>704229633
>>704229662
You're not allowed to do that anon. It would make her cry, and that is NOT acceptable.
>>704229662
Well you're right in the sense that believing isn't enough. We got to give everything for our desires but going on a killing spree? I'm not going to stop you but couldn't you much better use that effort to improe all aspects of your life and say you did it for your waifu?
>>704229869
do you know it would make her cry? maybe she has a dark side nobody has seen and it takes me high nooning a muslim center to make her embrace it?
>>704229643
you like?
>>704229767
keep em cumming pls
>>704229715
My bad, too many beers.
>>704229662
Why in the fuck would you want that, what if she felt somehow guilty? I shiver with fear at that thoight
>>704230009
yeah i fucking love
>>704229996
its better to die in infamy than live in obscurity
>>704230014
>>704218038
more pokies!! Think she'll ever wear more revealing outfits?
>>704230022
>>704229869
do you know it would make her cry? maybe she has a dark side nobody has seen and it takes me high nooning a muslim center to make her embrace it?
>>704230060
>>704230022
Back to sanity
>>704230180
perfect fucking tits!
>>704230180
>>704230164
hopefully not
>>704230199
why, I like living in insanity
>>704220565
Lavren butt is always welcome
>>704230170
Anon stop, you are being scary and you are threatening well being of Anna.
>>704230257
perfect ass too
>>704221800
That's the dream threesome my friend.
>>704230090
Don't fade into obscurity then. Do whatever's necessary to get her to be proud of you. Make yourself significant without having to kill others.
>>704230421
Now I might actually do it
>>704230519
oh my fucking god
>>704230199
This image is ylyl-worthy
>>704230604
>>704230584
how about killing in a heroic fashion. like baiting out pedos and gunning them down in my own brand of vigilante justice
>>704230797
how many you got, goddamn
>>704230803
You are the hero that Gotham needs.
>>704230706
>implying that they all aren't
>>704230706
How so?
>>704230803
If you kill 1-3 pedos it doesn't change shit. You just get caught and rot in prison. On the other hand if you manage to be like batman for pedos it would make sense
>>704230952
thats actually me by the way. and thank you. I do have a confession though... I don't even like anna. im just gonna pin my killing spree on her
>>704230803
Well still doesn't seem all that right to me but it's much better than just going out on a random killin spree. Become the real life Red Hood.
>>704230921
i almost thought i ran out, found a little more
>>704222878
This was anon's attempt to not get buttfucked by the FBI. It did not work.
>>704223435
But what's puzzlin you is the, nature of my game
>>704231197
man i'm gonna fap to this goddess so much. i cant thank you enough
saved best for last
Fucking hell. All I want in life is a celeb thread without tribute pics, jerk off bros and stuttering cuck bullshit.
>>704231038
You love you lose. I can understand the confusion.
>>704231038
don't let the cop shows scare you, if you are smart and really think about covering your tracks you are pretty much untouchable after you are considered a suspect. I'm a law student and I've seen it happen (not with this specific situation but you get the point) the bad guys win sometimes
>>704231381
all i did was deliver, shes the person who we truly should be thanking
>>704231164
thank you for being tolerant of my homicidal fantasies
>>704231412
Oh my bad, I thought about newfaggish 'you laugh you lose' at first. And again, I will blame it on beer.
>tfw image limit :(
>>704231550
very true. but thank you for delivering, nonetheless.
>>704231391
god she's absolutely perfect my robotfu
>>704231608
I may join you one day when I reach the bottom. Not quite there yet but almost.
>>704231713
>>704231841
before you leave check out this last one >>704231941
>>704225227
Dang she's cute
>>704232008
SAM EMAIL IS A GENIUS
ty anon
>>704232067
she looks the troll from three billy goats
>>704230797
kurt russell and john elway
>>704232008
my fucking /b/ro. thank you
If someone makes new thread I can keep posting about Anna, idk, I just find comforting remembering her
>>704232196
New thread
>>704232215
>>704232215
>>704232215
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>>704232194
no problem, she never gets mentioned thought i might as well post her, glad to see somebody enjoyed them
>>704232332
yeah. she deserves way more attention
>>704220804
MOAR!!!1