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trips say what I do with my penis
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stab with a fork
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>>704204419
Cut it off faggot
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>>704204419
Use it to rape a girl.
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>>704204842
Roll
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>>704204419
Fap
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Tattoo "FAGGOT" on it
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>>704204419
Remove with heated over the stove knife.
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>>704204419
Stick screwdriver in urethra
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Show it in public.
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>>704204883
Reroll.
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Jerk off with sandpaper, no less that 600 grit
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>>704205187
Fukkk
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eat it
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Use a hammer and nail to pierce it
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>>704205220
Second time i get close to trips...
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>>704204753
Rollinnnnnng for the memes
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>>704205287
Bullshit
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cut it off faggot
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>>704204753
Rerolll
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Stop posting it on the Internet.
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>>704205350
Roll for this
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>>704205330
>>704205220
>>704204883
These are all me... fml.
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Cover it in gasoline, then get a red hot barbed iron that's on fire, then stick up urethra
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nothing
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>>704205411
..
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stick in a screwdriver
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Stick it in ur dog
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Papercut
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Go jew on it and cut the foreskin you little dick beta male
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>>704204419
Text a picture of it to a close relative
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paper cut it....
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>>704205459
this
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>>704204419
draw a swastika on it
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>>704205456
Ppp
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looks like a snail
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cut off foreskin and eat it - video evidence is needed
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>>704205193
Roll
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>>704205501
Rollingggggggg
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strangle it
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cut it off and put it in your ass
>trips get
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>>704205554
close to quads ... reroll
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Send a pic of it to your high school crush
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>>704205554
this
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>>704205554
Rolling for this sick bastard
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>>704205554
fuck you
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Stab it with a fork
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Go outside with It Out
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stick a screwdriver in urethra
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>>704205663
i will. but first: i'll reroll
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Print out a picture of leafy and cum on it.
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Stick it in a cantaloupe
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bifurcation
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Stick a battery down your pee hole
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>>704205554
Kek
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light it on fire.
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>>704205677
Waste of dubs you fucking negro
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>>704205423
Reroll
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>>704204419
Chop off your dick and kill your self fag

Trips get
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Do this
>>704205666
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smash it
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>>704205777
winner winner
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Send a pic to your mom
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>>704205777
Winrar
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>>704205777
YES
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>>704205777
Youre fucked m8
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>>704205777
Nice tripssssssss

Now do it op or you are even more faggot
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>>704205777
WINRAR
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>>704205554
what the fuck
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Tuck it in for a good night's sleep.
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>>704205777

WINRAR

deliver you fuck
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skullfuck the the next dog you see.
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Carve a nazi sign into it
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>>704205777
WILL OP DELIVER?
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>>704205777
OP MUST DO IT
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Take a picture of it and send the pic to your mom
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Rub one out with habenaro sauce
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1) Turn on the hob
2) Put a pan on the hob for 5 minutes
3) Dick on kitchen surface
4) Press pan onto the dick
5) Post Results.
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>>704205777
WINRAR
>>704204419
Link plox
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>>704205777
Winrar Winrar chicken dinrar
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>>704205942
>Carve a nazi sign into it
>Carve a nazi sign
>Carve a nazi

Can do!
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>>704205777

WINRAR

OP won't deliver anyways
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>>704206022
Lol ...

Win
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>>704205777
>>704205777
>>704205777


WINNER
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>>704206092
"I'M MR MESEEEEKS"
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>>704206040
i think i love you
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>>704206227
even though it's kinda lame
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OP here, i hope you all realize that sticking a battery down my dick is physically impossible, also idk what everyone was getting hyped about, those are NOT trips, trips are 333, hence the name trips, as in 3, those are septs >>704205777 next trips i will deliever GET ROLLING
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>>704206227
Yeah, he's a nigger with a tiny dick. Who can expect anything at all from him?
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op is a faggot
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>>704206192
It wouldn't be the first time someone told me they loved me after I suggested a hot pan to the dick.
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>>704206373
this is true
>>704206321
fuck you faggot OP
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blender
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>>704206321
you know that trips stands for triple number? think someone missed school way too often
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>>704206321
I'm literally triggered...
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Chop it off glue it to your forehead run around screaming u r a unicorn
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Habenaro sauce down the peehole....

Win
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>>704206396

don't you feel the connection? that was me

>>704205554
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>>704206321
>777 are septs
>being this new
or retarded, whichever
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Pussy not gonna do shit go back to Africa dink
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>>704204419
Dat lil white/b/oi cracka dick lmao
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If this gets trips OP should kill himself
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>>704206321
Just do it you faggot. I got trips you stupid nigger, now i want to see a battery in your dick
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>>704206760
he should do it anyways
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>>704206321
>777 isn't trips
fucking faggot OP just kys idk what you do to that crippled little pickle of yours
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>>704206464
>>704206535
look up the definition of trips, trips are 333 as there are 3 3s you idiots
>>704206809
not gonna happen, also reported
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>>704206321
I've never seen such a massive faggot
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>>704206535
Just a pussy really.
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>>704207000
winrar?

so ... op is going to report his dick and look up some definitions? you got a point
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Tabasco in the pee holeo. Pic proof
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>>704206321
I wouldn't stick a battery into my penis hole. Then again I didn't start a thread that said "trips say what I do with my penis". What did you think trips would say just out of idle curiosity?
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>>704207000
OP here, now THAT is how you get trips, get fucked newfags
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>>704206321
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>>704207272
just go kill yourself. it's for the greater good
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>>704207281
Lmao
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>>704207272
what
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>>704207281
mmd fuckin thank you
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>>704207272
777 is septs
333 is trips
000 is trips
got it
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>>704204419
Remove with hedge clippers
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>>704207435
you do realize that there is a report button right? so am I the enwfaggot, or are YOU? thats the question you half to ask yourself, get fucked frogposer
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>>704204419
put it away
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>>704207513
are you fucking stupid?
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>>704207543
>frogposer
>enwfaggot
mfw
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>>704204419
Space Programm
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>>704207543
Half to ask yourself
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Show erect
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Tabasco in the pee holeo. Pic proof
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>>704205554
Cut it down the middle
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>>704207543
> be mod
> receive a report
> 'someone was very rude to me on /b/'
> tfw
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>>704207543
Did you ever think that someone's going to care if you repost someone for fucking correcting you?
Just fucking lurk moar fgt
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Tabasco in the pee hole. Pic proof
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>>704207952
OP Triggered by filename
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>>704207543
>asking newfag questions
>frogposer
>enwfaggot
>^not enwfag
fucking unreal
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Battery acid masterbation video
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Battery acid masterbation video...
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>>704205554
Hell yeah
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Hammer flat with pics
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>>704207602
I think you are. How is 000 trips yet 777 is not.
>>704207543
>thinks poster was denying existence of repot button
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>>704208219
Twisted fucker .. I like it lol
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You need some drugs that's all I know.
https://youtu.be/q7PG3wbGCqY
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>>704207926
Do this
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>>704207272
keks
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>>704206507
Lol do this sic fucks on /b/
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>>704205554
Win

My trip do this
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>>704206321
Wow nig-rar is bad at math. Color me white.
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Get it tattooed to look like a small rodent.
A naked mole rat would be appropriate.
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Toothpick though the tip rolley poley ohhleey
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God damn it, the last two were close.

Sharpie in pee hole. GO!
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