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>>704190678
nah she died but whatever lol you dtf?
>>704190844
Win.
Perfect timing
Kek
Clueless
Bump
And if winrar call it a nigger
>>704191125
She died last week. I was playing with her saggy breasts before she died though :(
>>704191125
A while back. She fell at home and no one found her for 2 weeks. It was a mess. She shit everywhere
>>704191125
shit i dunno u down for suckin dick or what lol?
>>704191279
Roll
>>704191299
Roll
>>704191299
WINRAR
>>704191501
It already won you fag
>>704191501
这是已经winrar
The fuck is a geo
>>704191672
why u callin me geo i dunno shit bout geography lol bet u got a phd in suckin my dick tho (add one of those OK symbols here)
Why not? It's not like it's gonna suck itself
Fuck you than nigger
>>704191838
You mean the "" emoji
>>704191840
Roll
>>704191838
Roll
>>704191672
Sheeeeeeiiiit negro. Why not?
this is gold
>>704191840
Roll again
fuck you too bitch i didnt want your cancer mouth around my 9 inched cock anyway
>>704191672
你好。我的名字是OP柴草。我很喜欢吸吮鸡鸡。你呢？ bitch thats chinese lol
I know you want to but you're a little shy i guess, where should we meet up?
Just jerk me off
>>704191838
>>704192182
reroll; if get and post is even, first-- if odd, second
Eh anyway. I got a ton of her shit. If you want any of it you can come through and pick it up.
>>704191996
Reroll
Try harder fags ~ OP
>>704191838
rolling for keks
But my grandmas dead
Let me at least lick your pussy
alright but do you eat ass?
Do you want her dildo? It's an antique
just the tip
>>704192416
Roll
>>704191838
Roll
>>704191672
is u a guy or girl?
>>704192442
Roll
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
*srnd actual dickpic* this badboy aint gonna suck itself
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
i fucked my grandma before she passed lol
>>704192556
Its a gril
>>704192599
not a chance, discount dubs if I get dubs or 69
ive always been attracted to you, cmon lets fuck
>>704192599
wow
>>704192601
Reroll
>>704192599
Meh
>>704192599
Win
get waste
>>704192637
There's only two genders, gril and boy
dubs waste
>>704192599
RIP convo
>>704192651
Boi
>>704192899
we in there
Geo is for short "Geo over here and suck my dick, nigga". Grandma always was a jokester. Fuckin' tit-bitch.
RIP
>>704193151
Kek
>>704193151
Lmao I thought OP wouldn't do it. Don't know if proud or sad. RIP convo
Sorry friend stole my phone
>>704193151
sorry my dead brother took my phone lol :) so what was that about dick suckin and what not
>>704193151
at least op was honorable
>>704193285
reroll
>>704193250
Reroll
Sorry my ptsd is kicking up again.
>>704193250
Roll
friend stole phone. whats up?
ITS THE NUTSHACK
>>704193250
Emergency Roll
check these doubles bwoiiiii===========^
>>704193250
Need this now
>>704193250
Rooooll
>>704193151
i texted that with my nuts btw
>>704193505
Re re roll
>>704193502
roll
This is a little off topic...What does vagina taste like?
Geo-ometry Wars
>>704193512
This
>>704193250
roll
I'm sorry for the last couple texts I'm really nervous because I needed to tell you something really important. ..I've wanted to see you naked since the first time I met you.
I love you darling ️
>>704193502
check
>>704193599
Phew!
>>704193151
Wow.. OP is old school.. willing to kill his own thread to honour a dubs roll.
>some men just want to watch the world burn
>>704193599
Thanks RNGesus
(attach pic) thanks for the memeries
>>704193599
WINRAR
thank god... people dont know what to say for these things
She's not saying anything keep rolling people
OP
How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
>>704193864
Roll
>>704193502
get em
tell her to send nudes
>>704193599
Winrar
>>704193502
get bwoiii
>>704194122
fucking waste
Send her this pic
Official RIP
>>704194122
winrare!!!
new thread? got in late, but the very few have been hilarious
>>704194205
you mad bwoiii lmao???
Just joking around... Hello? Seriously, what's new.
>>704193151
did you got my number from a scat forum?
im a go gettta bwoiiiiii
>>704194247
if dubs change last digit of phone number with whatever is rolled in dubs, retry thread
check em bwoiii
I'm pretty lonely right now... Nudes?
>>704194244
My friend says hi.
watch bwoiiiiiii
You guys suck
>>704194639
>>704194247
Well played OP. At least u delivered.
>p.s - ur still an un belivable Faggot
>>704194247
kek we went to far. We should have gone easy to have some more keks. But well, doubls had spoken
Praise KeK
Roll
>>704194718
>>704194718
bwoiiiiii hews heating up
>>704194703
>>704194477
please honor
>>704194828
bwoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>704194765
This is why /b/ is kill... all the summer cant restrain them selfs and play the long game
>>704194866
What a waste of dubs you cunt
>>704194882
bwoiiiiiii watch out fammm
>>704194977
waste of dubs to retry thread? please my boy, don't get so upset
>>704194866
>>704194477
Looks very promising
>>704194977
Me as well fuck my damn life
>>704195010
check em bwoiiiiiiiii lmfao
I miss harambe so much.. What about you?
>>704195110
Faggot
>>704195110
Kys
>>704195155
Kys
>>704195110
Swing and a miss
>>704195110
sadly you failed, and you also weren't funny
whoops.
:3
can i fuck your man tits?
your mum is a cocksucker
>>704195426
I fuck dogs on a daily basis
>>704191125
Just a little while ago when I pushed her down the stairs.
>>704194244
Send this 5 more times
>>704195848
Instant reroll
>>704195848
I think she blocked me
Im only getting one gray checkmark
vcorp.us
>>704196319
no..grey is good you stupid cunt.. she just added you to her secret aids list.
Im up to suck a nigger cock. Want to join?
Im up to suck a nigger cock. Want to join??
Im up to suck a nigger cock. Want to join???
>>704198177
Hahahaah
i want u and your mother to rim me till i cum in your father's face.
then you should lick it off. It will be good bonding..
you do your thing with your father, while ill take his wife and fuck her up the ass.
>>704198427
rel
>>704198427
rolllaaan
>>704194188
Winrar
>>704192599
Really?
>>704196319
Damn that copypasta, not funny when it single handedly slaughters every one of these threads
