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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>704175989

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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>>704181566
>INB4 404 and ban
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Shit. Mods goin hard.
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Fucking DMV reeeeee.
>Only got 4 hours of sleep
>Again
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>>704181082
Yup. I really am a boring person.
Did you finally get your trips?
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>inb4 bunch of virgin claiming pictures as their girlfriends
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Super salty mod edition.

>How do you refine relics

In your ship there is a Relic Refining Altar next to your arsenal. You need a Segment to repair it, and it requires Void Traces to refine relics.

25/50/100 Void Traces and you can farm these traces without using a relic on a Fissure mission, just don't expect a reward.
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Bitch ass nigga mods
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still here
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>>704181744
Yes, kinda. >>704168999
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I give it five minutes
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>>704181733
An Elle
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https://pinkshinyultrablast.bandcamp.com/
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>>704181782
These threads are fucking cancers, all of you fat man baby virgins should
Be exterminated, you'll never contribute to the gene pool because no girl want to fuck a pathetic weaboo. Comb your greasy hair with a shot gun you pillow spankers
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Chara got B& confirmed.
>>704181807
Alright, I'll need to get that segment then.
>GOTTA GET TO CERES AND FARM TRINITY
>>704181973
A Galil ^^
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Did we get Hiroshima Nagasaki'd?
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>>704182085
Post Lewds.
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>>704181939
I see. And is Saber letting that count?
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>>704182033
How's it going Elle?Did you GRT that book yet
>Phone is at 4%, can't charge for 15ish minutes
>>704182137
I agree
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Saber claim
>>704181082
Hanging out with friends right now before I head home. I'll do it later
>Implying I'll listen to your commands with those digits
Kek
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>>704181939
Wait what? Got a screencap? Can't view that post.
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mods r00d
Calamity-masu'd
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>>704182438
http://archived.moe/b/thread/704168545/#704168999
Archive.
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>>704182291
You missed something
http://i.imgur.com/6npT8cH.jpg
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>>704182587
FUCK
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>>704182248
Not yet, gonna go later when there are less classes and less traffic
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I'm going.

Until next time anon, I love you
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>>704182755
Sorry, but thats just how it is.
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I will not allow this to 404
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>>704182755
Welcome to slavery. I'm still waiting on getting even one order.
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>>704183369
Why not?
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>>704183369
it will anyway
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>>704183458
Cause I don't want to have to keep haunting the catalog waiting for someone to bake
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>>704183556
But waiting is all there is to do. Wait. Wait wait...
>AND THE DMV IS THE BEST EXAMPLE OF THIS!
If my number wasn't about 13 away, I'd take a nap.
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>>704183529
Not by any fault of our own. I blame the mods
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>>704183351
Well that's 3 command seals use them wisely
>>704183374
Really?
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>>704181566
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>>704183718
Have you ever been to a blood clinic on a busy day? It can be much longer than the DMV
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>>704183908
You're waifu was a bitch. Probably took those dobberman dicks back to back.

Also, fuck poodles in general. Terribly dumb dogs who have health problems.
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>>704183854
Yup.
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>>704183374
Sorry
>>704183723
To be fair,we are breaking rules.
>>704183854
Dont you worry, ill find a way to get more.
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>>704184084
Yes. Yes it can. Because the clinics around here aren't walk ins, and you have to have an appointment otherwise tough shit.
>MURRICA
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>>704181733
Hi Elle!

>>704181857
Careful Galil, they will spay you.

>>704181971
Nice umbrella.

What's everyone up to this morning?
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>>704182020
Stop posting imaginary girls, faggot.
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>>704184238
Meh, it's a dumb rule anyway
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>>704184238
Don't be sorry. You know you CAN just give me orders.
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>>704183604
nice feet
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>>704184443
SPOOKI BOOKI!
>See
>>704181738
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>>704184136
Poodles are the second most intelligent dogs in the world next to border collies.

Wouldn't mind a doberman bitch either though. I'm into the real deal. 4 HOT bitches so far and more to add as my money grows. I couldn't be happy with just a 2d picture waifu. Can you say the same for yourself?
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https://youtu.be/zJLeOBVZ57E

Fucking Gypsies
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>>704184443
Hello ^^
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>>704184800
Did you just admit to fucking dogs?

Yiff in hell furfag
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>>704184443
I think it's a parasol

>>704184542
We'll just all be banned one by one
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>>704184973
Probably, it's a good thing I have so many devices to post from
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>>704184931
Sure why not. Daily orgies with 4 highly manicured and extremely sexy bitches. It's a great life.
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>>704184542
Dumb rules are still rules.
>>704184564
Sorry
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>>704185169
This is true, look at all the useless laws
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>>704184503
I really hated this series, but on the rare occasion you saw Tomoko really happy, it warmed your soul.

>>704184706
Makoto! Sorry I missed you. Ugh, DMV a shit.

>>704184858
Post the gif!

>>704184973
Don't be so uptight!

>>704185142
Hello Rory

>
Excited. Headed out to TGS today.
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>>704185165
End your life.

>>704185346
The manga is better in my opinion. The anime is faithful at least. If you want to try and pick up the manga, start at Ch28, it picks up right where the anime ends.
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Finally, freedom...
How's it going everyone?
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just finished watching the production of akira.
makes me feel shit for ever complaining about my job,
seriously, the animation was hardcore.
i could never be an animator
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Gee, heard the mods were on Salt Mountain again.. Nonetheless, evening!

[spoiler] It's not breaking the rules if we don't get caught. [/spoiler]
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>>704185346
You got it ^^
>>704185685
Pretty good, I'm getting my shit fixed for my lab class.
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>>704186035
>mfw forgot that spoilers don't work here
Welp, there goes my clean sweep.
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>>704185279
In my state it is illegal to have a donkey sleep in a bathtub
>>704185142
Hey chefbro doing good?
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>>704186085
ah right
what are you gonna do in the lab?
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>>704186183
I can see how that could be a cause for public concern, I would be distraught if I found a donkey in my bathtub.

We have to slow down to 30km/h in school zones, which start way before and end way after the locations of any school
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>>704185346
Ya, luckily only 4 more numbers to go. Starting to get a headache to, and I still got a lot to do today.
How are ya Booki?
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>>704185516
>Daily orgies with 4 highly groomed show-quality bitches that smell like cinnamon and vanilla. Soon to be 6.
>60k/year age 22 programming 35 hours a week
>Own my own car, RV, ATV, fishing boat paid in full
>Starting a side business online for even more money
>Owning my own house within 5 years. Fully paid off.

I sense a bit of jealousy.

Bitches are very cheap compared to human women. Enjoy your future alimony/child support, whatever comes your way.
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>>704185346
Whats TGS?
>>704186183
Just woke up and forgot to order shit. Should be fine for today though.
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>>704186035
Good day anon. You seem nice.
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>>704186395
I can't do lab this week but its okay cause my prof was like "Well I told you how to do the book wrong." and I was like "Yeah gee thanks dude."
So it kinda sucked because I didn't get to talk to my lab buddy or the cute girl.
>But I still have her email.
>>704186514
Just because you're successful (supposedly) doesn't mean you're not a degenerate for fucking animals ^^
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>>704186635
Heyo! And of course, been a while since I got here last August.. work's been keeping me busy except on Fridays and the weekends, though.

How's it going?
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>>704185685
missing you even though you dont trust me
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>>704186689
I'd rather be a happy "degenerate" than an enslaved normie. Careful you don't get sent to jail for a false rape charge. And if by some miracle you find a good woman termporarily, it's only a matter of time before she gets bored, fucks another man, and gives you the alimony card.

That is, if you ever stop jacking off to cartoons in the first place.

I feel very lucky being attracted to animals. The amount of money I've saved compared to my peers with girlfriends is astounding. Life is only getting better. All I need now is to find a way to make respectable money without working at all. Then I'm set.
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>>704186918
It's going okay. Listening to some music, playing poker. Not winning any pots, as per the usual.
>>704186370
Hungry redhead.
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>>704187000
Trips confirm
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>>704186689
oh you said lab class, my bad
so pretty much your prof is an asshole
atleast he didnt cockblock you
>>704187000
>checkd
thats cute, im sorry i was on and off so much today
im here for a few now
how has your day been?
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>>704186370
Kyoko I need help. Please
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>>704185169
Stahp.
Just tell me to do something.
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>>704187463
?
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>>704187294
You fuck dogs. I wouldn't be jealous of you even if you were a multi billionaire who owned an island off of Dubai. Don't you have a fur thread to be a faggot in?
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>>704187342
Good, good. Got some tunes on as well, just chilling out and finding a good few competition shows to watch.

I'm sure you'll get lucky at it somehow. Doesn't happen often, but it's miraculous as far as I know.
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>>704186514
>It's still a dog
>You still fuck dogs
You are a sub-human
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>>704187714
Not really a furry. I'm into actual animals, not just drawings.

What makes you so mad anyway? Live and let live.
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>>704187936
Correction, I fuck 4 dogs. And each of them probably costs more than your car.
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Yay.
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>>704186523
Tokyo Game Show
>Trailers for upcoming games
Oh that's good
>>704186431
Actually there are some funny as shit laws in my state
>You may not have more than two dildos in a house
>Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American
>No more than six girls can live in any house
>A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash themselves with it until it is used up
>It is prohibited to wear suspenders
>And in Tuscon Women may not wear pants
Arizona ladies and gentlemen
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>>704187637
I can't stop playing FTL, I spend 24 hours on it this week alone and now I'm not sleeping so I can play more of it. My life will be consumed if I don't deal with this
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>>704188099
That's pretty screwed up. I think I read that there was some state that you couldn't have a bird on your hate after sundown
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>>704188096
Whats yay for?
>>704188099
Ah. Sounds cool. Ill be going to PAX AU later this year. Still dont know if I should go as anything.
>>704188304
Its too late. Get the jacket, theres no hope.
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>>704187382
yes
>>704187416
thats ok and just wanting ice cream and playing warframe
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>>704187946
>fucks animals
>isn't a furry

I'm mad at your stupidity.
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>>704188304
You ever drank some chamomile and/or sleep-inducing teas yet, Anon? Oh, and dim the brightness on your device too. It worked for me somehow.
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>>704187500
Do something
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>>704188790
what does a forma do? i just got a blueprint for one
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>>704188919
You're no fun...
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>>704188556
you gonna bring this up again?
no way jose
hows it? you have been playing that a lot recently
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Kind of a big deal
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>>704188790
Furries are apparently only interested in the cartoon drawings of anthromorphic animals, not the animals they represent. Or so they say.

I've been attracted to animals since I was a kid. Always been into female dogs. It didn't start out with furry porn. It started with a crush on my neighbor's fem husky and just kind of went from there.

Also I'm not 22. That was a typo. I'm 25. I didn't buy my first car until I was 21.
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>>704188055
>Spends 10k on dogs
>sadomizes them
>is proud of it

When does this guy officially become a meme?
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>>704188958
They add a polarity to a weapon or warframe.

Match your Mod's polarity to the Slot polarity and it halves the required capacity.
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>>704189147
Sorry
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>>704189567
How'd you know how much they costed? I guess you know the price of show dogs.

I'm about as proud of it as any guy with a normal human woman I guess. Times 4. Minus the arguments and expenses. I just can't find a way to get mad at anything anymore.
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>>704189360
kinda a gtfo tumblr
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>>704187416
Its all good though, I can do lab next week after I get my new code.
>>704187294
You're implying that I experience the primal urge for sex, and I don't, I don't really want to have sex with anyone. Kek.
>>704189567
When the memelords get finished killing some of the lesser memes off.
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>>704189158
its going fine and yeah i have a little bit. what are you up to?
>>704189715
oh thats pretty cool. thanks
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>>704190078
You said
> And each of them probably costs more than your car.

So i said 10k

>How much have you been cucked that you need a dog for a sexual partner?


>>704190288
I meant a /waifu/ meme, like Esdeath's story
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>>704190288
>You're implying that I experience the primal urge for sex, and I don't, I don't really want to have sex with anyone. Kek.

I was exactly the same way from about 13-21, when I was growing up in poverty. It came back right after college when I started making real money. I bought a couple dogs and it came back in full force. Believe me, when that urge hits, it hits hard. And constantly. I had to get 2 more a year later. And I'm looking at another 2 sometime next year.

You're not feeling it right now because your body has acclimated to not being able to fulfill the cravings since puberty, so it kind of shuts it off until later in life. Same thing with foods. If you have a craving for a certain food but can't get it, it eventually goes away and stays away for a while. It will come back eventually.
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>>704189567
>When does this guy officially become a meme
Why not now?
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>doing derelict mission
>Warframe closes

Fuck you DE fix your shit. At least the door was a fucking Decaying Dragon. Didn't miss shit.
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>>704190738
I've never been interested in human women. I started out attracted to female dogs. Been that way my entire life. My 2nd grade valentine was a dog and I got weird looks for it so I learned to hide it since then.
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>>704190839
I've experienced it since forever, and honestly its not even worth trying sex because I can't procreate, there's really no point for me. I've had the opportunity before, but it doesn't register as important.
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Horse fucker anon was cooler.
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>>704188548
Yeah new Final Fantasy trailers from TGS look great this year. Never been to any gaming event nor cosplayed.
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I fuck dogs, because WOMEN are too hard to fuck. I mean, sure these dogs cost a lot of money and the health problems can be bad too, but hey, its cheaper than some whore who won't ever love me right?
>God I'm lonely.
>I pretend to be successful on the internet to a bunch of weebs.
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>>704190288
yea thats true i guess
what you doing in lab next week?
finally some disecting?
>>704190481
how many hours are you in?
im really bored i cant game.
and i dunno not feeling anime
might just sleep
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>>704190991
did anyone ever tell you your parents are shit?

They should've told you to stop being a furfag

>>704190944
Are you doing it solo?
Get a group of four and have one of each key

>>704191287
>TFW the dogs don't even love you anymore than any typical dog loves it's owner
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>>704191287
get high with me
you seem pathetic enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywaBOMvYLI
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>>704191053
I hope you get it back one day. It's really an unforgettable experience if it's with people you love.

Procreation doesn't matter. The most worthless filth on this planet procreate the most so it shouldn't concern you whether you can join their ranks or not. Just live your life and be happy. Make your loved ones happy. That's all that matters.
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>>704190738
I think its becoming a meme.
>>704191423
MORE micro biology
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
But its okay cause in another week we have our practical.
>AaaaaaaAAaaAAaaAaaaA
>>704191494
Eh, such is life. But I agree, making your loved ones happy is really important. I always try to do nice things for my friends and family, especially my lil sister.
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>>704191476
Although that isn't me I will say you have good taste. No weed sadly.

>>704191427
People instinctively hate what they don't understand.

>>704191287
I'm glad for you liking women. I am, really. That's great. But the general trajectory in our society is towards divorce from what I've seen. That's not why I'm into dogs. Like I said, it's from childhood.

You still can't deny that a woman won't cost you much, much more than any dog ever will.

Also dogs with good breeding don't have health problems. Hence the $2,500 price tag.
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>>704191721
kek, why do you dislike that so much?
a friend of mine is majoring in it, seems kinda fun
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>>704191981
thanks,
who said it needed to be weed?
take your pick of legal or illegal drugs to sedate your mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE
will either continue posting soad and more 'odd' music (as the plebs call it)
or will do queen
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>>704191981
I fully understand your degeneracy

but at the end of the day, it's all a shitpost
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>>704191423
i dont know 30 and thats ok go if you are tied
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Hey friends!
What is your favorite part of the day?
(brushing your teeth, going to bed, showering, cooking, etc)
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>>704192221
I used to want to be a vet. Take it from me, biology is a dead end degree unless you're going to med school. There are no full time jobs over $12/hr for a bio grad except nursing and the like. Luckily I got into computer science before it was too late.

>>704192329
Man that brings back some memories.
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I'm taking a nap, I'm exhausted
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>>704192591
oh thats not that much i guess
and im not tired im just bored out of my mind
and thread is pretty slow
maybe i will just play some AW
>>704192697
probably when its weekend and i just woke up and can be lazy in bed for about an hour
thats great
>>704192738
uh that sounds kinda depressing
why dont you wanna be a vet anymore?
i think my friend has some great jobs comming his way. forgot which one's though
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>>704192787
Post lewds
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>>704192697
when I'm asleep
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>>704192697
> favorite part of the day
you mean night.

and its the loneliness i have become accustom to,
my roommate and i hardly talk and when we do its either annoying or about him owing someone money.
but i owe him my life so... i'm stuck

>>704192738
which ones?

black, pink or white (if you understand this your culturally adept)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHzMsuwqQuM
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>>704191427
I am, but that isn't why I'm mad.

The game is fucking crashing while I'm doing derelict runs.
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>>704192329
https://youtu.be/J_w-eJaW480
A bit of prog for the morning here
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>>704192221
Its REALLY tedious in my opinion, all the molecules and tiny things, I'm more interested in organs/muscles stuff like that.
>>704192697
4 in the afternoon, because I have zero responsibilities after four in the afternoon.
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>>704192697
When I'm watching football at my uncle's house.
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>>704193251
akame!
>>704193403
yea i feel the same honestly
its so abstract i feel like
thats why chemistry didnt really appeal to me
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>>704192697
Sleeping with my dogs, walking them, brushing their teeth, cooking for them. Really anything with them.

>>704193084
>why dont you wanna be a vet anymore?

Their starting salary is about 40k and starting debt is upwards of $400,000. I didn't see it making me happy. I wanted to spend my life with my dogs, not doing procedures for my rich clients' dogs.

I picked computer science halfway through because I saw the writing on the wall, and some friends of mine had told me to switch asap. All they could find was low-level lab gruntwork for $10/hour.

The late switch was worth it. I graduated a year later than normal and had to do summer school on top of it, but it worked out fine. The only thing I want now is to make the same money I'm making now but without working so I can spend more time with my dogs.
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>>704193084
oh poor yuno. AW?
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>>704193365
>full album
i listened to 2 mins, i like it but its too,
whats the word.
happy? no
joyful. yes, its too joyful.
i wouldn't say its happy because that's implying the album has emotions.
and we all know how i feel about accidentally implying something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwYYd8AV3Gc
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Well, since the game crashed it won't use my derelict key. But damnit, I got some Lephantis Waypoints that time. Never had this problem before, but as SOON as I step into a derelict mission my game crashes. Fuck you DE.
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>>704193604
hey
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>>704193604
I dislike chemistry a lot, the small bits we did do for my old Bio class were painful.
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>TFW nobody in my Pathfinder group has time to play for at least a week and a half
hellodarknessmyoldfriend.gif
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>>704193317
Aerials. I think deer dance is my favorite though. They really are an incredible band. Very underrated. So many of their songs are so strongly political. I like the intelligence of their lyrics in some of their songs. Other songs are just zany but they still sound good.
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>>704194285
>TFW none of my clan mates in Warframe, who are my friends IRL, never play anymore and they invited me to play again

Life is pain and suffering. At least they have clan tech unlocked.
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>>704194285
RIP you.
>Is Pathfinder like D&D?
>The only similar things to D&D I ever played was probably Dark Heresy.
>>704194433
>Tfw no clan
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>>704193676
these are all valid reasons but do you like being a computer programmer?
thats pretty important, pay doesnt mean that much if you despise your job
>>704193792
advance wars
but im just looking at some drawings of some dude i found on /x/ and he has made some great stuff
>>704194027
how are you doing?
>>704194255
oh you didnt have it as a stand alone class?
lucky you, its a pain
chemistry in bio is only the beginning
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>>704194362
>Other songs are just zany
are they
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38yhKhGGPJs
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>>704194500
drawings of what?
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>>704194494
You are more than welcome to join mine, but we are very inactive.

I'm verifying and "Defragging" my game to try and fix these crashes. I'll let you know when it's finished.
>>704194848
You can join if you want too.
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>>704193859
Being happy and instilling others with feelings of happiness is one of the good points of songs, right? They do a masterful job of that.
I try not to listen to the more angry music unless Im late for work.
I do need your opinion though
First or second?
https://youtu.be/RGB96Iv0ydM
https://youtu.be/XsnTUP6Tf4U
>>704194285
>DnD 5e next Saturday
>Pathfinder that Sunday
>2 Pathfinder sessions the following week
I did feel your pain when all Pathfinder stopped about 7 months ago for all my friends. For 4 months.
>>704194494
Its basically DnD 3.5 edition thats less broken and more homebrew. Open source and all that.
I do want to get into Dark Heresy though. Seems a little over complicated for creation though.
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Does anyone know where I can buy a cheap bass guitar?
I'm in a band me and my big bro made with our friends and I'm supposed to be the bassist. So far I've been practicing bass parts on regular guitar and I've learned Holiday (Green Day) and Come Out and Play.
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>>704194500
>these are all valid reasons but do you like being a computer programmer?
>thats pretty important, pay doesnt mean that much if you despise your job

I've heard this sentiment my whole life and if you're still young I just want you to know it's complete bullshit. A job is a job. It's some strange, unfamiliar place you go to x amount of hours a day to spend y amount of time with the people you actually care about at home.

Programming is ok. It's a nice job. I have great coworkers. There's free coffee and lunch. But there's nothing in my job that I would trade for a winning lottery ticket and instant retirement. You don't have to absolutely love what you do. You just have to like it enough to be good doing it, and tolerate it enough so it doesn't make you resentful. I can program all day and not feel bad about programming itself, but I'd definitely feel bad about missing out on a day with my dogs at home. That's all a job is. A way to sell your time to someone else in exchange for more time at home.

Trust me, programming is a great entry into the world, but you have to be prepared to do your own side job to make money on your own independently of your employer. You'll never get anywhere working 14 hours a day for someone else. I'd rather be at home fucking my dogs to be honest.
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>>704194848
everything tbh
this is a site of some artist who make art for pretty much everything
LoL, Transformers, LotR, MTG and the list goes on

>yuno
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>>704195338
https://youtu.be/rGvR6s0yF3k
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>>704194500
just watching some stuff from a cool swedish drawer
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>>704194500
I never had to take chemistry in HS because I took Human Anatomy which was INFINITELY more fun because we watched surgery videos and I was allowed to eat snacks unless we were doing lab stuff. I also learned that the closer I am to the front, the better my grades are.
>>704195018
Thanks ^^
>>704195147
Dark Heresy is pretty complex but its REALLY fun once you get into it, especially when you fuck a roll up really badly and blow your entire leg off with a pistol.
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>>704195406
huh looks pretty neat
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>>704195600
>Perils of the Warp
>roll fumble
Just fuck everyones life up fam.
And cybernetics are expensive as hell for an Inquisitorial warband without the presence of the Inquisitor.
So how many treatments in House have been stupid or wouldnt work so far? Ive heard a few of my drugs being thrown around in there.
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>>704195147
> is one of the good points of songs, right?
i was going to kill you if you said "the point of songs.
yes bright songs are nice and good for the public but they aren't very inventive as pretty much every happy tone has been done before.

1st if your late to work.
2nd if your chilling.

i prefer angel of afterlife as a song but i put your situation before my self righteous attitude.

>>704195338
not online.
try looking for 2nd hand one.

oh and bass?
seriously, are they expecting you to do bad and want to cover you up?
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>>704195391
i dunno i cant see myself working on a bullshit job
but perhaps i am young and naive
might i ask your age?
>>704195479
oh thats cool, youre into drawing as well?
you had a good day so far?
>>704195600
they taught human anatomy in your HS? im fucking jealous jesus
fucking hell that sounds sweet, but then why follow programming classes?
thats what you are ultimately going for right?
>>704195609
ya its great, if you want more:
massiveblack.com
dont ask
they have a weird site na,e
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>>704195147
>>704196205
FUCKIN MUSIC DIDNT PASTE.
have some tool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tcW-j7KFgY
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>>704195391
Also, with this being said, as much as I like my current coworkers, as much as we've been through, I never got attached to them. Absolutely nothing would prevent me from instantly taking another job that was part time hours with the same pay, or allowed me to work from home. I absolutely despise driving almost an hour away from my dogs to spend time at some company doing work, knowing that my dogs are stressed waiting for me to come back. I have to do this 5 days a week. I'm really ready to just retire at this point with an internet business or something. Or a car wash. Or anything that lets me stay home forever.
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>tfw my friends are playing DnD right now
>Tfw I still have never played DnD
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>>704196242
why is it called massive black?
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>>704196488
>>704196488
>>704196488
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>>704188096
Sugar?
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>>704196242
A few months away from 26.

Every job is a bullshit job. You're literally trading segments of your life away to a multimillionaire/billionaire for the bare privilege of survival. Even if they pay you well, you are still on a ball and chain. You can't go into work whenever you're short on cash. You have to be there every single day, at the same exact time or risk losing your income stream permanently. Every job is bullshit job. Trust me. Work is just work.

Don't get attached to your coworkers either. No matter how much you may like them, they will never be your family. A job is just a means to enjoying your life at home, nothing more. You have a limited amount of time on Earth, and so do your loved ones. Don't throw it away by buying into that "love what you work at" bullshit. I did that at first with biology and I lost almost 2 years of my life I will never recover.

When you finally reach the apex of your life, you will remember every second you wasted. Now that I have my canine soulmates, I can't help but remember every shitty job, every wasted moment I had up until now. Even now, my programming job takes up a huge chunk of my life during the week, and those are just wasted days chipping away at the limited time on Earth I have to enjoy my canine family. They only live a decade and a half, and that time is being donated to some millionaire to increase his company's profit margin. That doesn't make me feel good. I want my own business.
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