Rekt thread post dem all
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Rekt thread post dem all
are they sure he is dead ?
>>704176979
>2 boxes of bullets for 1 sale
>>704176979
This one's got some fight left in him
>>704176979
wheres the LL link?
>>704176979
Story?
>>704176979
is he dead?
>>704177698
if op wasnt a fag, he wouldve provided the link
>but he is
>filename proves it's just a repost
>>704177698
Some guy got shot in the face.
>>704177910
Well thanks Tom Brokaw! Got any more exclusive details you'd like to share with the rest of us?
>>704177698
drug dealers
>>704176979
>>704177245
>>704177698
>>704178314
He survived and runs a vegetable store near São Paulo with his family. The attackers are facing a life sentence
Anyone got any isis ones? My file got wiped :(
>>704178678
>>704178903
lol that looks like the 2nd from right didnt even get shot and just acted like he was to survive..
>>704179458
i know right, theres not even a single drop of blood near him in the close up
>>704178903
No wonder they spray so much with such bad aiming.
>>704177780
Only 9mm, lol.
>>704179370
Evidently fake though...
>>704179458
ISIS IS A HOAX OFFICIAL INSIDE JOB
>>704177780
Its just a papercut
>>704176979
lol this was a american police go pro recording
>>704178639
Thats a big ass baby
I always lose to this
>>704181832
lose what?
>>704181905
Keep lurking
>>704178542
thx i kekd, made my friday night better
>>704182196
Damn Muslims trying to blow up a bridge
>>704182019
took the bait lololol
hahaha niger :P
>>704181740
Goofy af
ISIS has high production values it seems
>>704179370
whats the point of this? Its neither gory, dramatic, or sadistic
>>704178542
source? he looks pretty dead to me
>>704178542
I HEARD IT WAS A TACO TRUCK DOWNTOWN.
>>704182569
Dude, are you 3?
These are propaganda films made by the US to scare the populace to allow them to invade nations, break their own laws and generally have free reign.
>>704181611
For you
>>704182569
Rothschild
>>704182599
He cleverly faked his dead
>>704182789
lolwut
>>704179556
Too soon.
>>704182934
Dont worry about that my man. Just vote for Hillary/Trump its all going to be fine
>>704182038
oh thank fuck for that
>>704181905
>>704182599
He's merely pretending.
>>704182945
FIRE DOG DID WHAT FIRE DOG DOES BEST, SNIFFING OUT THE FIRES AND THEN CRUSHING THEM HARSHLY AND WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE, MUCH LIKE HOW HILLARY CLINTON DEALS WITH HER ENEMIES. ALSO TACOS.
>>704183101
If you seriously think ISIS propaganda videos are work of the US, you're retarded. If anything, it's Saudi Arabian.
>>704178639
That's why I never gonna get pregnant.
It's the baby even alive?
>>704177698
US cops stopped a pedestrian for being Black.
As usual, they killed him.
>>704176979
die op die
>>704183550
>It's the baby even alive?
Please dont get pregnant
>>704183308
not you again...
>>704181740
>>704183308
>not sauteeing the onions...
>>704183409
follow the money. Always follow the money and you will find the culprits.
>>704183917
fuck you they taste better this way
>>704183409
Yeah because the US government would NEVER do that, NEVER!
Meanwhile they invaded a sovereign country for no reason at all, commit war crimes daily and pretty much have free reign to do whatever the fuck they want and say it's to fight ISIS.
>>704182789
Lol you completely missed my point smartass.
I understand why they make these videos, but what is the point of -that- specific execution method? It looks almost comical to me and not scarier than screaming "THEY DIED IN EXPLOSHON!!"
>>704183917
What is wrong with you?
>>704184060
People get desensitized to things if it's the same, so they add some flava.
They will be firing them from cannons into walls soon. Showmanship.
>>704183917
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT? THEY'RE CANADIANS EH?
>>704182784
thats a gyro you fuck
>>704184015
This is probably the most funny one
>>704184054
>"""US""" commits war crimes
Every nation does anon. Some try to commit less than others
>No reason
Wew
>free reign
Might makes right
>>704184294
HOW. FUCKING. DARE YOU QUESTION MY TACO AUTHORITAY.
>>704183894
Laughed harder than I should have
>>704183758
>>704184321
>Might makes right
Exactly, all that's needed is a little coaxing of the population with propaganda. It's not hard when the US population is incredibly easy to fool and have the attention span of a goldfish.
>>704183894
this isn't a maisie williams thread
>>704182098
i googled it, whats so special about a spooky face?
>>704184407
those are gyros too you dolt
>>704184809
>>704184510
How much should you have laughed
>>704185044
Hint: He have no hand
>>704184654
wait what? she gets blown back and sucked into the hole? that gif is broken
>>704185407
IT'S A PORTAL YOU SLACKING FARTKNOCKER.
>>704184528
looooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>704184294
kill yourself you piece of shit nigger faggot ass mutherfucking cunt thats a god dam carne asada taco. fuck you. i cant believe people like you exist. im going to kill myself for you you fucking daft nigger
>>704182103
R.I.P chinese beyblade
>>704182098
>>704185100
Just a chuckle, now that I laughed hard enough for my lady to come up into our room from her shit and say "what sick thing did you see this time?" I'm for sure that I laughed too hard
>>704183917
i agree that shit looks disgusting
>>704184528
where did you got this from?
>>704185624
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT /b/ROTHER, BUT IF YOU DO, I WILL RIP IN PEACE FOR YOU IN MY OWN, SPECIAL WAY... BY EATING ONLY THE BEST OF TACOS UPON YOUR GRAVE.
>>704183917
you stupid white piece of shit go to tacobell you amerifat nigger
>>704185982
I'LL MAKE IT THE BIGGEST FUCKING TACOWAKE /b/ HISTORY HAS EVER KNOWN. I'D FIND LIKE 3 OR 4 /b/TARDS TO HELP CELEBRATE YOU.
>>704184528
Moar like this plz
>>704186046
so i guess you like that overpowering nastyness that covers up the good tasting shit underneath?
>>704183126
maybe he doesnt browse 4chan 24/7
>>704184015
what makes you idiots think he got hit by lightning ?
>>704186960
maybe its the fucking metal he's wearing on his head..... just a though
>>704183844
Kek!!!!
>>704187046
hot. thanks.
>>704176979
dids he died?
>>704183758
>>704183550
Of course, the baby survived the abortion and graduated with honors from ITT tech you fucking bigot
>>704187586
kek
>>704186504
did he died?
>>704183550
thats nothing
I tried to abort my baby twice
but she kept growing inside my pussy
so I just kept her
>>704188047
quick solution - the stairs
>>704183550
You do know that is pretty common thing?
>>704184528
Nice
>>704182196
Maybe that CAUTION sign is a bit small given the possible consequences?
>>704186580
THERE IS AN ONGOING DEBATE IN THE CULINARY WORLD REGARDING FRESH VS COOKED ONIONS. FRESH ONIONS ARE TRULY AT THEIR BEST AT THE TABLE WHEN THEY'RE PICKED, STORED AND HANDLED WITHIN 1 TO 3 DAYS. THIS IS A FACT. CUTTING AND USING A WEEKS OLD UNCOOKED ONION AND USING IT AS A PRIMARY INGREDIENT ON A TACO IS RISKY BUSINESS, FLAVORWISE AND HEALTHWISE. PERSONALLY, I FIND FRESH ONIONS, RED, WHITE, NEVADA SWEETS ALL OVER WHERE I AM. EVEN THEN I COOK THEM FOR ABOUT 20 TO 30 SECONDS ON A MED-HIGH TO HIGH HEAT. THIS BRINGS OUT ALL SORTS OF FLAVOR, BUT ALSO WILL KILL MUCH OF ANY BAD FLAVOR FROM THEM BEING RAW. IF YOU'VE NEVER TRIED THIS, TRY THIS. THE MAJORITY REASON RAW ONIONS ARE USED IS DUE TO COST, AS IT TAKES TIME TO COOK & CLEAN UP UTENSILS. SECONDARY REASONS ARE PERSONAL TASTE. IF EVERY CUSTOMER CAME UP AND ASKED FOR COOKED ONIONS, EVERYONE WOULD BE PUTTING COOKED ONIONS ON EVERYTHING.
>>704188407
There are thousands of bridges trucks cant go under. It's the drivers responsibility.
>>704186504
that black baggy set it off (Bag comes in at 6 seconds in). Watch how it quickly came into play, second later the bomb blew up.
Even black bags can't help themselves to chimping out and destroying shit.
>>704185407
If the air is being expeled from one side it's going to get sucked in from another.... Stay in school.
>>704187555
they killed that dog to eat it you sick fuck
>>704181832
You must be fucked in the head if you think that is funny or whatever you are trying to get through by stating "I always lose to this"
>>704176979
the fucking pussy cant shoot a 9mm without limpwristing it like hes giving his bf a handy
kek'd
>>704179556
Fake. This anon is a big fat phony!
>>704181905
his spahgetti
>>704188614
Not saying it isn't, just that its stupid to have a warning sign that small. It gets completely lost in all of that sign information. That should be reason enough for the driver to debate his fault. Meanwhile the fucking Grooved Pavement sign is 4x bigger and in bright orange.
>>704189743
There's a reason it costs like 10 000 to get an a-z license.
>>704181856
Tom and jerry?
>>704182019
And thus, a new usage of the term 'wheelbarrowed' was born.
>>704179370
Why did they just stand there and let it happen , i know they were bound but they could have at least took the fucker going to kill them with them
>>704189936
What is that? An arrow with LED's?
>>704189936
The fuck is that
>>704181740
HEY IDIOTS
I was in a rekt thread and this webm was posted, some of you fucktards actually believe its real.
Its fake dipshits:
1. If you get with shot with a shotgun at close range the back of your head does not stay intact it would blow apart like a grenade went off in his head
2. His face turns to a jelly like substance when he is hit. Not an expert but I'm pretty sure skin does not turn to jello. It is obviously a mask of some type (movie set type quality)
3. Your eyes will not pop out of your head like some Looney tunes cartoon. They are enclosed in the orbital bones.
That is all, just had to get that off my chest. Now stop posting this fake shit.
>>704183972
This is just wonderful
>>704190168
>>704190226
tracer round
>>704186960
>runs into hailstorm holding metal pan above head
>lightning hits near where he was in seconds
>metal pan above head
>metal pan
oh I dont know anon, context clues maybe?
>>704190475
Seems way too slow for that though.
>>704190168
>>704190226
Prop crew was trying to put Rudolfs nose on from a distance...all because some one was way to lazy to walk over and do it.
>>704184528
She's a little too casual about it, like, "Omg, it happened AGAIN..."
>>704190886
>what was that?
>oh
>well it's outside company property
>not my problem
>>704190706
dude, they make tracer rounds for guns and bows. Plz don't tell me that you're this retarded.
>>704190331
GUISE GUISE GUISE
WAIT...
GUISE
ISIS DOESN'T ACTUALLY KILL PPL
GUISE
>>704191285
I don't live in burgerland so I have very little experience with those things
I don't know why this audio fucks me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgrG1o8vESw
>>704190475
Was a tracer really necessary? A simple google search and you can trace most things to its original file location.
>>704186960
fucking retard
>>704190226
its an arrow with an led on the end to make it easier to find
>>704178903
Ace screaM killed the whole of the enemy team
>>704184528
Fake as fuck
>>704191530
You act like the U.S. is the only place that hunts....Again, are you retarded?. They were also invented in thew U.K.
>>704189936
the last 5secs is basically me when i'm drunk
>>704181905
Obviously a chicken.
When you shoot a chicken, you lose a chicken.
Basic maths
>>704192168
I wouldn't expect an amerifat to understand
>>704191694
If he missed the shot, it flew into the woods behind it, it is much easier to find with a tracer notch. Plus a lot of ppl go hunting early as fuck....So chances are he had a tracer arrow notched and just never took it off when it got bright enough out.
>>704190331
1.
Not necessarily the case. If you're hit with anything that punctures your cranium, it could rupture other parts of your cranium, be it a rock or bullet or a swarm of pellets or a slug. BUTm it could also just stay in there, or sometimes, bounce back out.
2. His face does not turn into jelly. The force behind the blast is strong enough to reverberate throughout his body. the subcutaneous fat and skin are soft enough tissues to "flop" about. You don't need a shotgun to reach that effect. Look at videos of pigs being shot with 5.56 ammunition from assault rifles - same thing happens.
3. they didn't pop out as I'm glad you are aware. they Portruded slightly from their sockets. Eyes are soft and somewhat malleable, things happen when your cranium breaks, and even while they didn't, I am quite confident they eyes could have popped out of there if their optic nerves were severed on top of that massive trauma to the cranium.
Stay at home and in school. Nobody wants to see you more than they have to.
>>704190331
A blank shell, especially a hand loaded blank, will shoot enough hot propellant gasses out of the barrell with enough force to pierce the skull.
What you're seeing is a blank shell firing at point blank, and shooting all of the ignited gas blowing a hole into the skull and filling all the space between the brain and skull. Hence the eyes blasting out like that. Its the gas shooting through the skull pushing them out.
ISIS doesn't have practical special effects wizards you retard. They just have real sick fucks who like to find cruel way to execute people and get creative with it. Learn some more shit about how the process of firing a gun works.
>>704178639
Deus vult
>>704184054
Do you truthfully believe that if the US did "whatever the fuck they wanted", that there would be any ISIS members left. If the US has one thing, it's a steady stream of military members who are tired as fuck of the rest of the world's bullshit. They all want a vacation and to be home with their families.
Think about it.
>>704182038
Lucky Son of a Bitch!
>>704184739
Watched enough porn to confirm this technique
>>704182051
Camwhore bear antics.
>>704192578
>trauma
You'd need skin contact for a blank to cause any trauma to the cranium.
>>704183550
most people just fart babies like no tomorrow thinking that's "how it supposed to be" born into this society i think nothing more then hope we were all aborted.
then maybe the earth wouldn't get to that fucked stage that it is right now.
>>704182038
fuck I almost didn't see the whole thing
>>704190331
2/2 Follow up, look at the serious burn around the hole in his skull. Consistent with powder burns from firearm discharge.
Someone screencap these to help the next idiot posting "ISIS MAKES FAEK EXECUTIONS GUISE" can learn some shit.
>>704189936
IS BAMBI GOING TO BE OK? MAYBE IT'S JUST SLEEPY? IT MUST BE NAPPY TIEM.
>>704182196
Ayy
>>704178903
dolls.
everybody know's this illuminati shit.
>>704182772
story?
>>704179556
a challenger appears.
>>704189936
arent tracer rounds illegal?
>>704192532
For no1 slugs maybe?
>>704179185
isn't this terrifying? one little metal marble and your dead.
>>704188047
Miracle
>>704176979
And we wonder why cops don't want body cameras.
>>704192390
I'm not even american, I'm Canadian you dumb fuck.
I wouldn't expect a retard to understand. I am surprised you have not be given the Darwin reward yet.
>>704187160
>>704191795
No, you're the retards. Lightning would hit the building and the million taller things around, and even if pan was nearby or touching the building, there's no quick way to reach mass through pan, so no significant amount of electricity would go through it; not enough to be lethal.
>>704190706
it was still burning in his neck
>>704193594
award**. Auto correct gave me reward. Still stand, this person>>704192390 is still a retard.
>>704190056
would you rather die quickly in an explsion/bullet in the head or get slowly torture to death ?
>>704183972
I sure hope he didn't get in trouble for that.
>>704179556
>>704181856
lol. boom your dead. what a leg day
>>704183972
awesome!
>>704190056
that's exactly what would happen, with your hands tied behind your back, triggered
>>704193594
Nice try Amerifat.
A Canadian would understand that different parts of the world have different laws regarding hunting. Especially in Yurop.
>>704193715
It would hit the building if it has a lightning conductor...Which good chances it did not. The cars would not be hit due to the tires..which is why they say stay in your car during a lightning storm. Also you can tell it hit ground cause how it violently shook every thing. It was also in the news a couple yrs ago. It was a person who got hit. You're the retard.
>>704190056
I heard they practice this shit a million times and one time they randomly do it.
>>704189936
at least they eat it?
>>704182103
LIKE A RECORD BABY
>>704189936
White niggers do this.
>>704190168
An led knocked arrow
>>704193924
Oh man god....You truly are retarded. Just gonna ignore you now. Arguing with you is pretty much arguing with a brick wall. Why not go do some google there, you'll see how wrong you are within a few seconds.
So many retards and autistic ppl in thread...That is /b/ for you.
Anyone remember this guy? Sewing his foreskin shut? I have all of the webm's if you fucks are interested
>>704190056
>>704194011
Agreed with the doobles.
Apparently they stage executions to film regularly that never actually happen. Most of the victims are made to believe if they cooperate they will not be harmed one way or another.
I guess the moral of the story is never cooperate. You probably have a better chance at survival fighting in any way than you do hoping for the best.
>>704193740
>said the dumb phoneposter
>>704190886
Yeah. I think that is probably the only thing he could do. I don't see anything wrong with it.
>>704176979
>This kills the human
>>704194556
post em
>>704184528
Nerve gas
>>704181905
Yeah.. Keep lurking
>>And youll discover rekt threads on THIS "random"thread are strictly limited to no sound which sucks Orc dick
Find a rekt thread on "adult gif" however..
>>your brain WILL go fuckin diamonds.
>>704184739
Nerve gas
>>704186504
Fuck man, this is scary.
My father actually has that job.
>>704177245
you can see the nigger move every time they shoot him. obviously he lived.
>>704195114
Will do
>>704195481
Nerve gas
"Worthless fucking pearl." growled Garnet as she began ejaculating on the kneeling Pearl. They were in Garnet's room, their filthy deeds dimly lit by the hovering gem bubbles overhead. This was not the first time Garnet had disciplined Pearl in this way, but it was the first time she had brought up her status as a pearl during sex. Garnet was curious to see how she would respond to being degraded in this way.
Pearl said nothing. Garnet was displeased. Pearl didn't cry, she didn't utter her safeword, she just stared ahead blankly as Garnet released her sperm all over her face. The only sound filling the chamber was the quiet splatter of fluid hitting soft skin.
"You're the weakest, most pathetic gem on this planet." she barked. "This is all you're good for. I hope you're ashamed of yourself, you useless, defective thing. This is your place now. You are my toy." Her cruel words filled the chamber and echoed off the walls. For a moment, silence. Then, sniffling. The sound of tears hitting stone. Garnet smirked as Pearl hung her head. Pearl, finally pushed to the point of tears, wept openly.
"Good pearl." the red gem whispered. Garnet pointed her erection at Pearl's forehead, directly at the center of her gem. She grunted as she squirted out hot ropes of thick, sticky jizz all over the lily-white pearl. The thin, submissive gem sobbed harder as Garnet covered her very soul in disgusting organic goo. All she would have to do to stop this was to utter their safeword, they both knew this, yet Pearl said nothing. And so Garnet continued.
>>704183101
I like hillary
>>704179046
that death spasm
>>704190331
>Not an expert but I'm pretty sure
theres ur problem right there
ur a fuckin idiot
>>704194556
interested
>>704183917
Nigger
>>704193583
How fucking braindead are you?
Do really think these animals that don't even know how to hold a gun are cops?
I know inner city cops aren't the best at their jobs but goddamn are you a nigger enabler.
Fucking retard.
>>704195561
gonna masturbate to make sure mine is still ok
>>704179185
whats a nigger doing there?
>>704195812
>Buzzwords
>>704194868
>>704178903
That dude 2nd to the end on the right didn't even get shot
>>704183665
and nothing of value was lost
>>704176979
did he die?
>>704185543
That looks really fucking nasty
>>704190331
You are a fucking idiot.
>>704178639
That poor fuckin' doctor.
>The smell
These isis videos seriously look fake as fuck. It might be the slow motion and high quality. I've probably seen too many horror and war movies with realistic special effects I can't even take these seriously.
>>704195429
kek
>>704190942
What are the odds of that happening, feels sad man!
>>704181740
>>704178639
In about to vomit.
Worst rekt thread ever!!!
Official.
>>704182599
it was just a side effect of some nerve gas hed inhaled earlier.
>>704196156
NAW MAN, THESE LOOK NASTY.
>>704197104
I HIGHLY AGREE.
>>704189918
tom and jerry got that shit from what used to happen during the 20s and 30s... that's some real shit for developing countries
>>704182789
You are a very stupid person
>>704182196
>Excellence
>>704183972
that last punch outside... beaut
>>704197369
hes right though...
>>704190331
>Not an expert
>but I'll talk from a point of expertise anyway
Your skin is basically just a fucking suit for the skeleton, once it's 'degloved', it looks exactly like shown in the video.
How about next time maybe, I don't know, check yourself before you wreck yourself?
>>704176979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo2GBXoqOR4
>>704193240
ATMs in India are generally in a little sideroom off the street, and attended by a guard. This guy was clearly caught napping by these thugs
New fag here. What's wit taco posts? Trying to 404 this page or something?
>>704183665
that sounds like a good night story, thank you
>>704188459
Your caps lock is on
>>704185543
AYY TEXAS FAG HERE I LOVE TORCHY'S TACOS
>>704184887
Sauce?
>>704198438
>not knowing why tacos being posted in rekt thread
>>704177698
He's the guy that filmed Hillary fainting
>>704182103
looks like reapers ult
>>704181905
newfag
>>704189936
Alright, hunter here. That's an arrow with an LED tail, to make it easy to locate. He made a near perfect shot, never seen that before. Elk/deer/whatever you're hunting will bolt at the sound of a rifle shot, but with archery, more often than not, they won't turn tail unless you fuck up and make a messy shot.
>>704187708
What they shoot him with?
>>704178903
>strawberryjam.jpg
>>704179185
>Hollywood.webm
>>704195941
At least you answered "I am this braindead".
>>704186504
that jacket and collar didnt do shit..hes dead before he hits the ground.
>>704200484
deer slug
>>704200898
that jacket and collar are most likely for shrapnel, the force of that blast is what killed him
>>704201290
yeah
Hey yanks
What do you think about dont starve?
>>704178639
How did it crawl in there?
>>704201454
WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT REKT POSTS YOU'LL ONLY BE LIED TO ABOUT ANYWAY? YOU ARE THE CANSER THAT IS KILLING /b/ AND YOU WILL BE PURIFIED. WITH TACOS.
>>704181740
THIS GETS ME EVERYTIME. MY SIDES.
>>704202076
Here's your (you)
>>704187046
Cringed hard.
>>704184294
Are you retarded?
>>704202725
EXACTLY.
>>704184054
Sovereign country? It was knowingly harboring terrorists directly connected to 9/11. I dont know what faggot shithole you come from, but if someone attacks your country and then another country gives them free shelter, fuck that other country
>>704179370
I rather die like this than get my head cut off
>>704201447
cool
>>704190331
>>704178903
you would think they would kill at least one aryan...but they are too cowardly to do even that lol
>fuck westerners!!
>kills sand niggers
What ever as long as they keep killing more sand nigs im fine with isis
>>704182051
I didn't realize it restarted and thought the other pigs were coming back and gonna tear the bears ass up.
>>704203749
they have stupid...Jim whatshisname the journalist.
Which is sad because he seemed like an awesome dude.
Theres a Doc on HBO about him called "Jim"
>>704176979
Fucking blm
>>704186286
Pretty sure this is called sharking.
>>704178639
Nigger tried to steal a baby by shoving it in her cunt
>>704178903
cowards
>>704196068
you're right lol holy shit. i wonder if those dumbfucks even noticed when they dragged his body away.
>>704179046
can't kill anyone like a man, have to handcuff and shoot them in the back of the head. fucking scum of humanity
>>704189232
it is funny tho
>>704198012
>>704182789
