Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>704117093 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704117093
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Durst
Also claiming myself.
Claimed
I don't like it.
Miho claimed
It's been too long since I've seen someone Durst.
Hana Song
>>704128522
>>704128634
Newfags acting like oldfags.
Fuck off.
Claiming best girl
>>704128562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLhtOt3LbxQ
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>704128598
Sorry.
>>704128667
I've been here all summer.
>>704128667
Fuck on.
>>704128672
YES. YES. YES.
>>704128705
For?
>>704128720
If you've been on 4chan just for 5 years, you're a newfag.
>>704128727
Newfag
>>704128598
what?
>>704128649
ef7.png
>>704128672
Not a girl
>>704128768
That you CMPunk? Or uhhh Spicer?
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>704128757
I dont know
>>704128768
And if I've been on for just five minutes?
>>704128778
are you ever not here?
>>704128872
go back to cancer fur threads
>>704128824
back to animu cancer fags
no
just alice
I'm waiting you in my discord group.
Almost never visit these waifu claim threads but whatever, feelin bummed out.
Claiming Kurisu
>>704128919
It's you then niggy?
>>704128778
Most of last thread and feet, among other things.
>>704128790
>
>>704128848
Then why are you apologizing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfLc_ZznA74
Sometimes I wonder why is this shitty song so shit.
>>704128914
20160628141147_TdwHj.jpg
>no
>>704128957
But you like furry-chan right?
>>704128919
You sure know how to get my blood flowing, friendo.
>>704129039
No.
I like Sachi.
>>704129079
friendo.
>>704128957
>Pomf
The sun is rising.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c2C9HSb7KD
>>704129079
okaynewfriend
>>704129039
you do shit besides this right?
>>704129146
That is unfortunate.
When are you going to block that? I told you to like, months ago.
>>704129135
Friendo?
>>704129255
I'm not new, I've been here all summer.
>>704129265
No AC so i had to leave the window open. But i need to do some stuff today.
>>704128919
why so spiteful
>>704129478
boredom is a hell of a drug
>>704129361
>doing thing
Gross. I'm so sorry.
>>704128957
I dont know.
>>704129575
Are you alright?
>>704129258
d_va_and_bastion_by_critnuke-daduck2.png
>no
>>704129540
>doing thing
With you <3
>>704129641
Eh? What are you doing with me?
>>704128946
What got you bummed?
>>704129520
I see. Remind me to stop by sometime, you're interesting people
>>704128778
Shh!
>
Claiming Tomoko
Back from dog walk
Did I miss anything?
>>704129766
okbye
>>704129788
no trip?
Panty.
>>704129636
get a hobby
>>704130002
57548087_p0.jpg
>no
>>704129719
Take you to the beach
>>704130072
no thanks.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>704129630
Yes.
>>704130143
Your no fun.
>>704130358
Post lewds
>>704130408
>>704130198
Ok.
Maybe i was projecting a little.
>>704130272
I don't really like going to beaches frequently, and i think it's fair to say you've kidnapped me to one like, 12 times this month.
>>704130358
Hello Alice.
>>704130533
>>704130529
>Kidnaps
>Takes to movies
Calamity-masu'd.
Half awake
>>704130600
I -really- dislike the movies. I don't do well in crowds.
>>704130529
Good morning Shizuru. How are you doing?
>>704130696
>Kidnaps
>Takes on tank ride
>>704130700
I'm not dead. How are you?
>>704130774
You have a tank sitting around?
>>704130602
good morning rem
Have school today?
>>704130934
Not dead is okay I guess, I'm just getting in shower, be back in a few
>>704130934
Yes
>>704131038
I suppose that explains why it's so easy to kidnap me...
>>704131109
Your also light and easy to carry.
>>704130994
Unfortunately.
And have shows the next day.
Yaaaaay
>please kill me I'm too tired
>>704129788
>
>>704131109
I return
>>704129788
Respect.
>>704131197
Hmm... Don't think i can really do anything about that.
>>704131781
Welcome back.
>>704130272
My no fun?
>>704132083
He he
>>704132083
Thanks
>>704132288
Cute
>>704132288
Moe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LBmGtFK0c
https://youtu.be/ITDaToPnsNs
all of your waifus are garbage
>>704132702
Thanks
>>704132702
>>704132736
how can they even compare
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>704130529
Its alright.
>12 times this month
Maybe i should lock you up.
>>704132805
14 now
Best type moon claimed.
>>704132615
>Love what you can til it dies
Simple yet wise words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y37WsJOe-E
>>704132797
Iunno
>>704132805
I'm strangely unopposed to this at current.
Just remember food stuffs and an internet connection, and i'd probably be fine with it.
Disband immediately.
I'll start.
Bye.
>>704132948
Something you never done with your ship.
Shame.
>>704133060
>>704133095
I still try to.
>>704133148
alright alright
dubs and a kill myself
right after i go to bed
>>704132948
This is why you love the waifu, they don't die and they don't break your heart
>>704133175
Try to what?
>>704133336
>>704133336
Mine died.
Pretty sure i'm far from alone in that.
>>704133407
Isnt this from another?
Why take a waifu from that except the girl with eye patch, who doesn't die
>>704133577
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>704133390
To love who was once my ship.
>>704133336
>they don't die
Depends on your choice.
>>704133565
>>704131570
Damn you have so little free time I'm sorry
Also sorry for no answer this is just a quick "I'm not ignoring you" post
I have some stuff
I'm sure you'll survive
>>704133649
>>704133336
this hurt me inside
>>704133649
Well then don't try
I don't
>>704133699
Not sure what that means.
せんりつ の たつまき claimed.
Good morning, me.
>>704133952
Miho go pomf your shipmate
>>704128461
Claimed
>>704133621
Dont get me wrong I loved another
But not waifu material in there
>Love that scene
>>704133796
But you're an old man who doesn't have time and patience for this non-sense.
>>704133796
Bad advice.
Your ship was a slut.
>>704133936
Hi.
>>704134018
No respect at all.
>>704134086
Hmm, maybe.
But she was my slut.
>>704133565
>>704134086
Just like yours.
>>704134187
Nah.
It was everyone's slut.
>>704133952
>
>>704134210
I agree.
>>704134187
Hows it going?
>>704134277
Sweet communist
The communist daughter
>>704134187
I meant it as banter.
>she
>>704134265
Eh.
The things you do for love.
>>704134356
>hugs the Tatsumaki
>>704133743
The majority of the time I have is usually used for school projects or outside classes. Mostly the homework I'm given is simple so I complete it to have time to come on here.
>>704134378
>she
You gotta stay in character.
>>704134342
I'm good, just drinking coffee and smoking some cigarettes. You?
>>704134423
Mugi.
>>704134210
If it makes you feel better, rewrite has that whole multiverse thing going on, so she's also not dead.
>>704134626
cute superhero
>>704134626
Is impersonating the waifu really a wise thing to do?
Anyway, about the no respect, it's hard to tell but I get the idea that I would respect you as a professor even without knowing that you're a geek and a /mu/tant.
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>>704133001
I dont know if i can, but alright.
>>704134626
Cigarettes are gross
>>704134965
...i'm suddenly less alright with this. Forgetting to feed your slave isn't ok.
>>704135069
>Feeds love
>>704134800
Best thing about my job is teaching philosophy, most kids right it off, but I like it. Even though Ancient Greek is much better because you are getting your quota of hours filled.
>>704135025
I know
>>704134728
I know
>>704135117
...i'm not sure that's how that works...
>>704135218
Its called cake
![Syndra [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LeHM6Q0.jpg "Syndra [3].jpg")
>>704135069
Don't worry about it, just get in the hole.
>>704135185
Why do you smoke them?
They taste like shit and they make you look like Kami
>>704135338
You and i are clearly operating on different definitions of the word love then...
>>704135361
Lewd.
![Syndra [27].jpg](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [27].jpg")
>>704135496
Not like that, im not iowa.
Sleep eludes me once again. Thanks janitors.
>>704135549
Well i mean, i wasn't going to just walk in...
Just getting in. Just a bit.
>>704135496
Not really.
>>704135483
I think it would be fair to say that I'm addicted to it. I started way back when. I have recently stopped smoking as much, but not quite there yet.
Tats is a cutie
>>704135549
>kisses the syndra
Reply to this post or your waifu will cheat on you tonight
>>704135185
I love philosophy even though I know jackshit about it, and try to include it into the stories I write.
Most of what I know is what I learned from looking deeper into the meanings behind Ergo Proxy.
I hate that I never studied philosophy in school because it wasn't part of my multimedia course, the Allegory of the Cave for example is a really interesting one.
Are these hard to teach?
>>704135719
>studying philosophy
One of most useful studies :^)
>>704135701
Have you tried chewing nicotine gum or using patches?
>Tats is a cutie.
THIS
How about we go migrate to r9k
They have waifu threads
>>704135719
Well philosophy is mandatory from this year on for 11th grade at least after that it moves back into its field.
I took an optional course in university, and anyways being a philologist here basically means you teach anything from Ancient Greek drama to Philosophy I guess.
>>704135930
I've not heard the best things about gum or patches, but I'm sure they couldn't hurt
>>704136163
I see, well I gotta head off for classes. See you later, cutie
>>704136644
You got it
>>704136163
>Ancient Greek drama
Eh, that's something we barely overlooked in Arts History.
I downloaded all SPC ECO studio albums, do you know if any of their EPs is worth checking too?
So far Sirens and Satelites is amazing, I love these choppy kicks and how the electronic beats pair up with her voice.
>>704136812
I haven't actually heard any of their EPs and that's actually something I'm guilty of, I often overlook them even in bands that I like.
I'd say get them and make up your mind on them, I remember Silver Clouds and Smile, I think.
Quick question, do you know where Anomaly has been?
https://youtu.be/mBSGIiJN7N0
>>704137381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyYA8FlfBd0
>>704137684
Sexy lines, my man
>>704137886
Oh, hi
https://youtu.be/K25iocxvhCc
>>704136812
I'm playing one for all, 4 people picked Kennen, I picked Renekton. Guess what happens? Renekton is chosen, everyone gets mad.
Someone leaves.
>>704137381
There he is. And I feel you on the EP thing, I almost always skip them unless it's some artist that I've been following for long and crave badly for new releases.
The Lilys is a great band, I love the piano chords in this track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEf29Sp-i3o
And here he is >>704137886
>>704138240
Acquiring your title in League now?
>>704138339
Welp, I stoped flaming for now.
Now I'm playing Kindred, which I used to main before.
>>704138186
Just dropping in again per request, got to leave in a bit to gym.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n29LR6UCjVw
>>704138339
You said there is is twice rifks
Going to try to catch a little sleep.
Later, waifu.
>>704138339
Why do I love everything that Kurt Heasley has done so much?
https://youtu.be/5YLB69KsZDQ
>>704138604
Good to see you again, I'll probably be going in a bit too.
https://youtu.be/waVxTL_d1gI
Feels good to be back
>>704138698
Night
>>704138966
You too.
Not sure why I remembered this again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZdKL14pwF4
>>704129808
Why would you?
>>704138637
Heh, typos happen, at least I put dots at the end of my sentences.
>>704138516
>for now
At what rank do you return to your flaming self?
Kindred is awesome.
>>704138966
Pleasant wall of noise, that bleepy sound on the background is really colourful. Seems like a Japanese chart was posted on /shugazi/, guess I will have more to explore when I'm done with the other one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMpjb_CXmuU
>>704139356
Why wouldn't you?
That's it for me, goodbye.
>>704139750
Maybe never.
Who knows?
When did Jesus returned?
Yeah, he was. I don't think he is now, anymore.
He used to be good for early ganks.
>Heh, typos happen, at least I put dots at the end of my sentences.
Who doesn't?
>>704139973
You in this post >>704138637
And that Tohsaka shitposter who tries to make personas but keeps forgetting his dots.
>>704140122
You're so passive-agressive, I just said that because I've found it funny
You're still as immature as ever
>>704140122
What idiot forgets to put periods at the end of their sentences
>>704139808
Well she is a total grinch. Not even cute.
I dont get it why someone would pick her if there are so many great waifus!
>>704140230
What kind of retard cares about periods or typos? This isn't school.
>>704140218
We both are, there's no denying in that, my reason was exactly the same.
That's not what you used to tell me.
>>704140326
Forgetting to place periods at the end of a sentence is just fucking retarded
>>704140448
What I used to tell you?
Is not my fault that everything you do seems to be just finding a reason to argue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtssjJk7ZbE
>>704140728
I know you are just posting to get people mad or whatever, but it's pretty funny watching you reply like this.
>>704140890
What's funny in my reply?
>>704140979
The fact that you're accusing people of something you are guilty of yourself.
I mean that's what you were going for, right?
