Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
>>704116590
This gerbil gets absolutely FUCKED.
>>704116981
true alpha male
>posts a copy of your failed thread.
>rekt.
>>704117374
This is now a YLYL thread.
LOST
>>704116981
little nigger got denied
>>704117425
This is now a get thread.
>>704117374
OP here, I never had a before thread?
>>704117659
then get got. nigga.
>>704117659
doesn't seem like a get thread. where is spiderman when you need him.
>>704117790
Out with banana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfLJdWf-64I
>>704117997
now it's back to a rekt thread.
fucking christ 404 already so the thread can actually fulfil the OP's wishes and be rekt.
>>704118597
>>704118671
Makooooo
muh dubs
Jesus christ, it's a fucking train wreck.
oh ho?
>>704120192
understeer
>>704120345
mother fucker! kill all penguin!
how is this dog shit thread still alive? i had like an hour long nap in between AOL.com gifs from the 90's
>>704120603
How bad is he/she hurt?
>>704120817
he dead
>>704120557
Fan those flames, dumbfucks
for anyone else that actually has an IQ, wrap the person in your coat
>>704120817
dead?!
>>704120817
Dude, he's dead. Every bone, every organ crushed.
>>704120817
Bones and Innards turned to mush.
>>704120817
SHE? SON YOU GOT THINGS WRONG IN YOUR BRAIN.
>>704120817
What is that machine?
>>704116981
My ex still acts like that. She saw me dancing with my fiance, she was not happy. Ran up to me and started yelling about how I never took her out to dance and that i always dressed like shit when I was with her, and that because I'm with a new girl I dress up nice.
Yeah well I dress to reflect my date and my date back then looked like shit.
>>704121066
We call it the Japkiller 9000.
>>704121066
IT'S A TACO TWISTER. IT MAKES TWISTED TACOS. HE WAS OILING IT UP FOR A NEW BATCH OF TACOS.
>>704120897
He's fucking fine, that was just for fun. Bet on of the dudes did it before him and another one is about to step up. Some drunk rednecks made this and they thought "it'll be funny to put our dog in it"
>>704121066
Ice cream truck
>>704121281
why did I watch this.
>>704121281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi0S-Oo2crE
>>704121888
nice quads
funny that science took so long to actually find out there are not that many 100% vegan/vegetarian creatures on this planet at all. if any
The day obama was elected for the second time just waiting for everyone in the convoy to walk out into the desert like they said they would.
>>704121809
kek
>>704120897
russian dog spinning
>>704120557
This is the first time I've seen someone on fire who actually stops, drops, and rolls.
Bravo.
>>704120192
what a dumb dog
>>704116981
KEK
>>704121851
Tf are those
>>704121360
It's some weird annual thing that some small backwater town does. It got some attention either last year or earlier this year for animal abuse or whatever. They just spin dogs in this thing and they fall in the water and that's it. They do that all day.
>>704120817
IQ still above the average American Boom!! roasted
>>704125346
>fuck, my clever b8 thread that I made to troll americucks didn't work!
>better just try again here
>>704124994
pure violence
>>704120817
Dude,he basically came out a meat pancake
>>704120603
is there no big red button you'd want to push in the first moment of doubt that something's going wrong ?
>>704126132
did you see how quick it goes ? the only thing to do is being fucking extra careful.
>>704124994
They're called fish m8. You're welcome.
>>704126132
it's a third world country, they prefer losing three guys a week than installing expensive security devices to their machines
>>704124994
Would it've been possible for the wasp to escape?Or was it doomed as soon as it got caught?
>>704124994
brutal
>>704124994
more like this?
>>704124994
It's like the insect version of eating the muffin top first..
>>704116590
Bonus points for oc?
>>704121211
Nobody cares bro nice dubs tho
>>704127826
Fuck off, Sandnigger
>>704121851
Damn them sharks are hungry.
>>704116981
motherfucking pimp
>>704122067
Trips, not quads faggot.
>>704124994
>>704120192
doggo wat r u doin
>>704128256
Really makes you think.
>>704116590
Ha. I met a guy with a prosthetic arm. He came to the bar one night, left his arm home. A couple hours into the night some on started giving him shit, so he fucked him up with his stub.
It was the greatest thing I've ever seen, we couldn't stop laughing about it for about a week.
>>704127826
Is that your girlfriend?
>>704128231
but those were 8s. so quads it is
>>704124076
Why they blur their face ? they need to be hunted and cutted in piece
>>704128632
Sometimes people's faces get blurred for no reason other than the face that they didn't give permission to be shown on television.
>>704128632
for what? how do you think animals are treated in you privileged country before they become a steak on your plate.
>>704128753
The cool thing about this video is how the elevator slowly continues to crush the dude even though it seems to have stopped. You can skip through the video to see it.
>>704128256
More Proof Niggers are Sub-Human
>>704128753
never saw a version without the blur, does it exist?
nightmarish way to go...
>>704128759
I've worked in meat processing.
Animals are treated more humanely than the workers.
>>704128939
maybe after arriving at the slaughterhouse. but even this is not the standard.
>>704119830
MODS!!!
>>704128938
There's nothing in the world like the feeling of your bones being slowly broken. You can hear the cracking as well as feel it.
>>704129207
wat
>>704129078
:O ayyyy
>>704124076
or they can just be beaten and then fed to dogs
>>704129078
*insert X-files theme*
>>704120070
Just did that, it's nice that they at least kept that even if it is hidden
>>704129207
Come now. You and I both know that there's no longer video because this is shown in reverse. You post this with the same filename in every other thread.
>>704129273
its reversed
>>704120603
and so elastaboy was born
>>704129052
I've worked on farms. Cows are fed well, and get to graze on thousands of dollars with of land. Head of cattle is $2-4k. You're gonna take care of em.
Chickens live short lives in chicken houses.
And chickens are fucking retarded.
It's the meat industry in America. It's fucking humane. No one goes around kicking fucking animals or beating them, as it lessens the yield of meat product.
>>704120192
Lost
>>704120557
The hell? That shit actually works?! :O
>>704119830
You savage!
>>704129359
Ohh ok, that makes more sense.
>>704129273
Dog was sick so they decided that burying it was best since he didn't have money to euthanize it.
>>704126705
wasp???
its a damn fly
>>704120897
Its a rekt threat, not edgy teenagers getting off by animal cruelty you faggot.
>>704120897
You see Ivan if me make dog of spin. No enemy will come close for will be spotted by Russian guard dog
>>704128909
props to the fat kid, eats the cheapshot then fucks him up.
>>704116894
Holy kek Batman!
>>704129428
atta girl
>>704129690
Dunno why but i heard this sound while they were getting rekt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4KmFZKKbKU
another rekt thread had been taken over by underage edgelords with idiots hitting animal again.
A shame every 14yo has a smartphone with internet connection now adays
>>704120070
I hope this catches like the microwave thing
>>704129913
>No rape
2/10
>>704121349
that filename kek!
>>704120817
Unless you're retarded, you'll know that's not a real person. He would be absolutely crushed otherwise
>>704129387
you mean like this? (in US)
i know for a fact it is same in europe.
anyway. who cares. just fucking animals. made to feed us.
>>704128256
>>704128909
That was fucking beautiful.
>>704130129
>i know for a fact
Bullshit.
>>704130349
here is proof. they even put strange things around the necks of those poor bastards
>>704122067
depends on the digestion systems. cattle like cows have stomachs with low acidity for enzymes to survive and wreck grass. don't think they can properly digest meat.
>>704130126
>>704130215
that'll teach him...
where is this ?
not really expecting a serious answer, but you never know...
Firin ma lazar thread now
>>704130215
nigeriangolfing.webm
>>704120897
Polish radar
>>704130522
Looks like sweden.
>>704130308
Haha!
>>704119830
>>704130460
yeah as if deer is so completely different from cows. normally also just eat plants. also have rumen. still a little bird will rot in that rumen too obviously
>>704118597
sage it
>>704128256
that mother
fuck that hit me hard
I'm desensitized to everything but that
fuck
>>704129428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1K9roa4cc
"RACISM IS TAUGHT"
>>704121851
wtf kind of fish are those?
>>704122155
>The day obama was elected for the second time
Bush walked them all in, quit blaming the guy who took over the shitstorm for not finishing it quickly.
I fucking hate Obama, but forgetting who started shit like this/worldwide recession/shutting down the Gov/two wars/unemployment/millions of Americans unable to get simple healthcare/high taxes/rich getting richer/poor getting poorer etc none of these problems were of his making, and the senate deliberately blocked good christian help to millions of desperate people (not just black folks either).
I'm a Republican and it makes me sick to see a party entrenching itself in Christianity and extolling laws on abortion denying others any kind of Christian aid.
Worst election cycle ever!
>>704130897
even my dog was afraid of black people and bums.
i did not teach him too. smart lil fella
>>704124994
It's a praying mantis, they don't fuck around, but at least they're good Christian folks!
>>704131009
My dog hates mexicans for some reason. He's nice to other people. I think it's got something to do with the way people smell.
>>704129387
>Chickens don't deserve to be treated well because they arent as smart as other animals
>It's fucking humane
>>704120897
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_spinning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZAYEtxYjSg
>>704122155
As an Afghanistan vet, I can assure you this is a typical Tuesday. Dudes in the truck are fine.
>>704131108
He kicked it xD
>>704128632
NO! I need someone to slaughter my food for me!
>>704130945
>>704127826
muhhhh edge, fuck off pig
>>704131280
MODS MODS MODS
>>704130945
>>704130920
Tuna
>>704121809
what a CATastrophe
>>704131280
cant stop laughing
>>704120070
can people be this retarded?
>>704131461
Yes, it's CATaclysmic.
>>704120464
Then post something you lazy mooching nigger.
Made my day, thanks anon
>>704129432
>>704131516
Fuck off with the cat puns, fur fucks sake!
>>704131572
He looks friendly... now.
>>704131429
Aren't these banneable? I guess I got permabanned for posting that one with the woman hacking the dogs legs while alive.
>>704122155
Nigger, the fuck are you talking about?
>>704131645
Don't they teach them anything?
Go round his fucking house and see if he is flammable.
>>704119830
dude
why?
>>704130308
good thing its a volvo
>>704131446
holy fuck saved. havnt seen this sick shit yet. gonna send to all me mates now hahaha
>>704131645
I would never mess with that guy, if his cardboard is that badass I can't imagine how is the real one.
>>704131689
Banneable?
You must be new here kid.
>>704119830
>le lego meme xD
>>704116981
Black millennial women in a nutshell. Want to whine and bitch to get a white guy, but spoiler, no one wants them.
>>704131895
>memecrunch
>>704130945
>>704121809
wait, the cat didn't ground out? it obviously touched 2 of the wires at once. how is it not dead?
>>704132008
Go the fuck back to 9gag with that bullshit jesus christ
>>704130460
>>cattle like cows
Wat
>>704126705
Nope, there are sharp things on the back of that
>>704121809
I was hoping it would die
>>704131429
Fucking sand niggers .. this is the reason I want them all dead
>>704121851
that dude at 0:28 has balls of fuckin steel
>>704120192
>this kills the dog
>>704124076
That 2 hit combo though
>>704131429
lol jesus christ, idk how to feel about this.
>>704130308
DAMMIT!
>>704132221
>>704128909
Why does people always getting fucked up in these uh....computer centers?
>>704132279
Top fucking kek
>>704129913
fucking niggers man
>>704132128
They just have to die, damn bastards
>>704124994
clearly piranhas
>>704132004
Zing?
Whatever...
>>704132041
Cats have 9 lives you idiot.
>>704130920
>>704132008
You're illiterate then?
That explains so much.
You go an a thread with writing on it, but can't read?
Stop punishing yourself Anon.
>>704130349
Damn
>>704131468
>>704132548
I've fapped to this once.
>>704131280
My sex life
>>704129913
I grew up in a family like this.
My father was very controlling and would beat the shit out of anybody that disagreed with him.
He was quick to lose his temper and attack whoever it was he was mad with, then, in the next second, be absolutely chipper with other members of the family; that's how I think he managed to keep himself from being reported/prosecuted.
Being the youngest of seven children and an unwanted child (the condom my dad wore was faulty, but my mom wanted to keep me) meant that I got front row seats to my dad's anger and I was sure to be given extra beatings. I usually chalked it up to my father's PTSD from serving in the Somalian war, and the beatings he got from his father, who served in the Vietnam war.
One of the more common punishments was that he would make us go into the yard and find a stick that he would beat us with.
Being a witness and victim to something like this shaped me into the person I am today; I never chased a relationship (I was too scared that I would end up like my father) and any emotion I express is either difficult to express or a lie to only look normal in a crowd.
I find solace in the fact that he is now a weak and frail grump in an elderly home, and the last memory he'll ever have of me is him trying to shake my hand as I was leaving the house after 18 long years. I didn't even acknowledge his presence.
>>704129913
Story?
>>704132577
THIS is why i like cats.
>>704129913
Is this a burglary situation?
>>704130874
>>704132627
this is hilarious and disgusting to me simultaneously. why?
>>704121349
Asian's never know where the fuck they're going.
>>704132820
I'm nearly drooling
>>704126132
Big red "oh shit" buttons only exist in America, because of the fucking unions preventing natural selection.
>>704132825
no that's from a movie
>>704131321
How can you be 70 and still so cute?
>>704119830
Stupid fucking losers and everyone that thinks this is funny or interesting.. this is bait to lure people out that have retardation and got a few on the hook. kill yourselves please don't live long.
>>704131468
wow
>>704120603
I bet him being a retard is still blamed on the minorities some how like cheap Chinese is inferior to the white man.
>>704119830
I would've died xDDD
>>704133112
last time he shot his left eye
>>704120557
I like how everyone decided to help when hes more burnt than fried chicken.
>>704133063
>Being THIS made that people prefer rekt to goreshit
Lol
>>704120897
Lets just put it this way if there was a ak around I would use it.
>>704129913
> not witness
> kid is hiding behind a pillow
> what a pity
>>704130349
No, he's right. Here in switzerland they do that.
But not in every country, for example I went many times in Montenegro and other balcan countries and never seen that on a cow or any animal.
>>704124076
yep, that video is basicly why eating meat is a real guilty pleasure. The room looks like a level from silent hill lol. But anyways:has anyone of you guys ever eaten dog meat? How does it taste?
>>704133163
You're actually the first person to bring it up.
>>704129913
Holy shit just stay down, this nigger is really doing his best to knock you out so he can rob you peacefully but nooo you need permanent brain damage before you're happy
>>704130129
sooo. all you say is that there are realy retarded bastards in this world who act out of order?
uuuh, welcome to /b/.
>>704133279
You're a fucking badass
>>704132128
Why the fuck are you here then fucking moron.
It's not only sandniggers that do stuff like this you stupid as fuck. That fucking propaganda shit broke your shitty brain.
>>704133350
I've eaten turtle.
Since I have Aboriginal heritage, it is customary law that I can eat turtle. And, honestly, it tastes rather good- it can't replace bloody beef, but I wouldn't mind trying it again.
>>704133350
I once ate a wild goat that my stepdad shot and it tasted like crap. It was all stringy and the flavor was bad. Some animals just don't taste good.
>>704132672
Are you fucking retarded? It was a home invasion. That wasn't her husband. It was just some nigger trying to get some money.
>>704130945
Looks about right.
>>704133436
hmmmm.
i say that no one should judge those guys killing the dogs just because they are dogs. they just do what others do in about any country of the world to get the meat. the way they kill the dogs is not even that bad.
>>704132894
To some dude's cum being rubbed deeper inside her?
>>704133465
>I have Aboriginal heritage
I may as well ask. How does petrol taste?
>>704127826
fuckin desert monkey, go fuck your niece or whatever
>>704131429
would smoke that bitch
>>704133515
He was keen to beat the shit out of her, and didn't seem too worried about the kid going to get help, then.
>>704129913
>>704132774
>>704132825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Mst3aT6U8
>>704132548
Quite a meaty vag for such a skinny body..
>>704131645
>: 100% fire resist
LoL stupid feminist.
>>704131837
white person not a shocker.
>>704133591
I've never used petrol to get a high, but I have once used metallic-spray paint to get high.
Cleaning the mess on your teeth, and going to the effort to not look like some sorta criminal while buying the paint is definitely not worth the high afterwards
>>704133573
>what is natural vaginal lubrication
>>704129428
that forced smile though
she will not be a shame for our tribe
>>704133573
It's natural sexual competitiveness The whole cuck and NTR thing is based on the subconsious trigger to get hard and get in on the action when a chick is being railed by someone else.
>>704131429
Fucking nigger
>>704132577
cats rekt shit. That dog must of been on 4chan waiting man kill his homies go for some revenge.
>>704133769
stop watching too much mainstream movies.
>>704132606
He was prob talking shit online and got located.
>>704133850
I pay 1 million USD to the man who eats that pussy for 10 minutes.
>>704132672
>>704133465
weird ass asian kid with a little ass 2 head
>>704133875
It wasn't mainstream movies that I got the idea from.
I got the idea from my brother when I saw him do it once.
>>704131813
keking
>>704132672
That was not a family dipshit, that was a break in.
>>704119830
Fucking savagery
>>704121349
Wow, what a retarded cunt.
>>704131645
>>704132203
Preeeety sure that's a motor.
>>704134192
Be nice when shes burning in hell.
>>704134057
can't u even use a plastic bag properly?
>>704130349
>intimidation fail
its not intimidation, the video is cut short
the guy in red almost caused a frontal collision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRPhH4GmqKY
>>704131645
Millenials: The Movie
>>704131837
fucking humans man
>>704134251
Well, it was my first time.
You'll have to forgive me.
>>704134376
here's for the next time. no needs to thank me
he uses glue though. also works fine
>>704130522
One of those damn blood diamond countries, they're all basically the same
>>704133850
it's fucked up to know there are people fucked up enough who would stick their dick in that
>>704134551
Probably Brazil or some shit
>>704132128
>>704133856
how can you tell her ethnicity?
By the way did someone see a christian cross there ?
I would call asian, they're into killing cats.
>>704130945
>senate deliberately blocked good christian help to millions of desperate people (not just black folks either)
Go fuck yourself.
The democrats had the house & senate for the 1st 2 years of that nigger's term in 2008-2010. They could have passed anything they wanted to having all 3 - The Senate, The House & The Executive branches.
Stop blaming republicans for the messiah's fuck ups.
>>704132331
You can actually see the part where his brain stem detached.
>>704130629
Sadly, yes.
>>704131280
>Missing aerator...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faucet_aerator
>>704121851
Still more disciplined than immigrants
>>704129428
Is that juicy cunts written on her shirt?
>>704133673
probably from getting fucked by her dad since she was 11
>>704133651
justice boner
>>704130897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkpUyB2xgTM
>>704132672
Fucking dumbass. That was a typical nigger doing what niggers do. He broke in and beat her to a pulp in front of her 2 yr old.
Actually shocked he didn't rape her and the kid. Looked like she was in her panties under that shirt & she was on all 4s with her ass up at him. Usually that trippers nigger level 2 into rape from just a burglary.
>>704132548
oh she knows too, look at her face
>>704131645
Yeah, I'm on his side
400% fire proof
>>704135349
yet she uploaded it and suppressed it...
>>704133850
annnnd now I'm not horny
>>704133651
So glad there was a camera to help catch and convict that nigger.
Now he's in the normal habitat of life in prison.
>>704134979
Juicy couture
>>704135669
Juicy cunts.
>>704132344
Exactly my thoughts
>>704132820
Sauce?
>>704131837
>>704131468
fucking white people man
>>704135742
you can't tell a o from a u and a u from a n...
wtf, are you from congo or something?
>>704133161
Sick light show though
