ITT: we are in the North tower on the morning of September 11 2001. Act normal in the office.
Plane hits when someone gets trips or higher
What's up guys? Get that paper done today?
Anyone know how to unjam a printer?
I'll be right back guys. I forgot the donuts.
>>704079971
Alright, stay safe. Grab me a chocolate
So how's the manipulation of the Japanese Yen going?
Joe's stuck in traffic. ETA 9.
Man, what a nice view up here.
>>704080180
Pretty good, it'll be covered at tomorrow's business meeting
>>704080367
Sure is, were so high up it's like planes could pass by
Dieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Anyone want coffee?
Tom wants that report by tomorrow.
>>704080613
Damn it, that autistic child got past security again.
>>704080340
So is billy, late as always
Johnson says he really needs that report, can you shoot it over when you get a chance?
Hello! I'm just a friendly Muslim who you Americans have no reason to hate!
Did you guys get that memo about the tps reports?
i was sick and still came here today
>>704080799
You dont see many Muslims around. Good to finally meet you!
>>704080799
Welcome! I can't wait to integrate you along with us!
>>704080799
welcome!
Anyone hear about what's happening down in the Middle East?
>>704080770
I'll aut your tistic infidel. JIHAD!!
im gonna go to starbucks. anyone want anything? its a few blocks away so it may take a few, with the elavator ride down and all
To whomever keeps leaving the toilet paper behind the seat, that's really unsanitary and disrespectful to our cleaning staff. Please pick up after yourselves.
>>704080847
Come on Tod, you're going to get everyone else sick. If you feel sick just stay home. You still have all of your sick time from last year
Allah ackbar
>>704080955
Calm down there Steven! Mullins would never harm us
>>704079419
wow that plane was really close to hitting us! >>704080899
>>704080887
>>704080956
just ask for a charger on ur way
>>704079419
So glad my desk is near the window :)
I feel sick, might leave work early
Man, George bush is just fantastic.
Gosh these planes are flying low today
Sharyn get tod in here
>>704081060
I'm just saying.. I know a lot of good artists they woukd have been offended.. But you're right.. Its just these damn t.p.s. reports im always behind on them.. Sorry mullins.
>>704081221
That one was close
My life sucks. My wife is cheating, my kids hate me... all I do is work. I wish something would happen to just kill us all.
What should I do with this American Airlines voucher?
My friend slept in today and works on 101st floor, dumbass lives 30 minutes away and gonna get his ass fired
>>704081206
I heard that he is reading to elementary school kids today. What a good guy!
Need to go home. It's my sons bar mitzvah. Can you cover me?
Hmm I wonder how many steel beams there are in these towers
Hey guys, it's me Joe... I said I was going to be late but I made it on time.
Allan, call on line two. Allan, call on line two.
>>704081206
He's visiting a school today & will read to the kiddies. They'll get a kick out of that.
Hey anon, pull my finger!
>>704081019
sure bob as u say i will stay in the bathroom for the rest of the day
Allah is the one true God.
Osama Bin Laden is the Santa Claus of Muslims
I wish I called off today.
John printed my paper to food 101 what an asshole. Gonna grab it watch my coffee
We're out of coffee. Need that sweet bean
>>704081347
Sure thing! Ill need you to cover for me on monday, my son has a soccer game
>>704081420 420 Get
Allahu Akbar!!!!
ah, what a lovely day...if only I could get some fresh air all the way up here
For fucks sake, Windows 98 won't recognize my Jazz drive. Blue screened again.
>>704079419
Damn I missed my flight
>>704079419
ALLAHU SNACKBAR!!!!!!
Did you guys hear that noise?
>>704081444
OH SHIT WHAT IS THAT
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>704081444
*CRASH*
What the heck was that??
Hey guys, look at that airplane, it's pretty low!
>>704081314
hahaha. Never liked that dick head. Karma is a bitch.
>>704081444
Allahu akbar
Can't wait to fuck that new secretary
>>704081444
Shits going down!
These beans were a steal, they practically melt in your mouth!
>>704081444
Is that a MISSILE?!?
Fuck muslims
>>704081444
OH FUCK, I DIDN'T WANT FRESH AIR LIKE THAT
OP Here, next trips or higher is when south tower gets hit (We still in North WTC)
>>704081444
THE FUCK? IS GOING ON
>>704079419
Holy fucking shit, I just heard thermite go off!
WTF A PLANE JUST HIT THE TOWER
So what is the issue you are having with your computer?
EVERY BODY CALM DAWN STOP TALKING AND GET BACK TO WORK
COME ON WE HAVE A JOB TO FINISH
>>704079419
Oh man. Stayed up playing my PlayStation last night. Thought I was gonna be late this morning. Thank god I'm here early!
>>704081444
JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS WERE SAFE!
>>704081444
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?????
>>704081444
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
>>704081444
We all do anon
bush did this
>>704081444
Just my fucking luck.
Morning everyone. Got those quarterly reports ready?
>>704081444
IT'S OKAY GUYS, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!
God look how high up we are, human architecture has come such a long way! I mean look at planes!
>>704081444
SHIT DID A PLANE JUST FLY INTO US?
Are those explosives on the steel beams?
>>704081444
OH GOD, THE DONUTS!!!
It's probably An accident stay calm. At least the other tower is fine
Man I am,just obsessed with this Chandra Levy case! Anyone else?
Fuckin finally they fixed the subzero A/C, a little too hot though
>>704081444
I have a solution!
>>704081444
AHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE I BETTER GO CHECK IT OU-
NOPE FUCK THIS SHIT NOWS A GOOD TIME TO FINALLY AN HERO LIKE IVE BEEN WANTING TO DO
>>704081444
If I don't make it anon, tell Julia I love her
>>704081401
The fuck is an "Allah"?
Meanwhile over in the South Tower:
You may use the stairs or the elevators to return to your office. I repeat, building 2 is secure, there is no need to evacuate building 2.
c u fags later im jumping out
I'm a nigger, i'm a nigger, iiiiii'm a nigger, i'm a nigger, i'm a nigger
>>704081444
Omg a plane hit the tower...glad I work on the 15th floor. Peace out
What's that on the steel beams? Some kind of explosives?
>>704081444
Goddammit where are all the jews!!!!???
>>704079419
I'm just sitting here browsing /b/ at my desk.
ok bye
>>704081383
Okay
>>704081444
You don't say!
If I jump out of the building on a desk will i survive the fall?
Thanks Obama
Guys you don't think the building will fall right
I JUST WANTED MY OWN CAN OF GINGER ALE. THIS CUP IS NOT ENOUGH. FUCK ITS MOSTLY ICE
My trips... sorry guys I dun goofed. Oh no... what's that?
Don't worry guys we are on Murican steel. No way this will fall!
>>704082083
Who's this Obama guy?
>>704081444
>>704081444
>>704081444
We all may die, but at least the people who attended that sudden mandatory religious gathering for Jew's will be OK..
>>704082169
False alarm, guys, second tower still ok
>>704081444
If ya can't take the heat, jump to the street!
Why the hell are we still in here!?
FUCKING GRAB ALL THE CHECKBOOKS WE OUT NIGGA
>>704081998
What the fuck is a /b/? Is that your backup hard drive?
>>704081444
Shhiieeeeeeeeeeeetttt
>>704082236
Coincidence? Joey is still here, he's a Jew? What should we do to him
(Meanwhile at the Pentagon)
If that plane is headed for National Airport, it's on the wrong heading ...
>>704082329
Thank god that second tower is holding. A true testament to American prosperity.
Guys don't worry we're all saved there are loads of zip lines on the roof that go to the other world trade centre building, hurry up before we all die
Guys, it's ok. 9/11 didn't happen!
>>704082418
Thank goodness, we can't lose him.. Hebrews a killer pot of coffee
65
Huh, must've been a small one man plane or something.
>>704082547
I'll go first! It should be safe
>>704082547
>jumps on zip line
>look right
>see second plane inbound
>>704082666
FUCK WTF THE OTHER TOWER GOT HIT
>>704082576
See?
>>704082666
Omg another plane, what the devil!
>>704082666
OH GOD SATAN JUST TOOK OUT THE SECOND TOWER
>>704082666
Not anymore!!!! Fuuuuuuck.. let go!!
>>704082666
HOLY SHIT
>>704082580
lol stealing the pun
GRAB THE DESKS, LET'S JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!! does anybody have any rocks?
>>704082666
Still wanna go?
Fuck this shit I'm jumping! I'll take his chair with me so I can jump off and break my fall
>>704082666
Oh shit! The second tower!
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKING ON HEAVAN'S DOOR ...
>>704081444
Fuck that doesn't look good. I should go home....Nah i'll just go jerk it in the handicap stall..HOLY FUCKING SH-----
>>704082547
>>704082666
That's fucking hilarious
Ima use my desk, forgot my pogo stick
>>704082666
666 trips confirmed
At least the pentagon is safe. We may die, but our country will live on and not make any mistakes along the way!
>>704082666
BY THE BALL HAIR OF SATAN! IT APPEARS WE ARE UNDER ATTACK.
>>704083031
I blame Dave for pushing that anti pogo stick law
>>704081444
Oh hey, looks like a plane is hitting my workplace. Well good thing I went on my lunch break.
Never forget this moment guys, they'll milk the fucking out of this
>>704083120
I got bad news for you ...
Looks like this is it boys
>>704082892
>>704082826
Desks you maniac! Chairs are too unstable!
i got the dognuts guys!
oh shit fuck oh god
oh ogd
nooooooooo
Tower two now! I gotta go before this gets too bad. I've heard of skydivers surviving without a chute. I don't want to think about any trips causing a collapse.
>>704083271
My desk won't fit out the window!
>>704083241
What is it, news says all is well and good at the national centre for our nations security
WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE BRING YOUR KIDS TO WORK DAY!?!
its a good thing im not on the top floor fags
>>704083428
Luckily I have no family
>>704083363
My cousins on a plane over PA, she says that they're taking back a plane. America rising, let's just get out of here and the firefighters will do their job.
>>704083477
luckily I have a desk. Im safe.
>be a Pennsylvania farmer
>tend my farm
>look up and see weird plane in distance
>oh shit that's close
>that fuckers about to hit my barn
>gather children and 7 wives and take shelter
>>704083428
I murdered your kids like 2 hours ago anyway lol
I got a phone call about something and the pentagon. Maybe a plane is heading there
>>704082666
Fuck, looks like the other towers going down really glad I went on my lunch break when I did.
OMG STEEL BEAMS ARE MELTING AWAY FUCK!!
>>704083587
I heard it might be the White House?
Anyone hear that creaking sound? Is he building gonna collapse?
>>704083668
You eat lunch at 8:30 AM?
CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! If this post is singles I can use my secret stash of meme magic and repair the towers to its original state.
>>704083715
I hear it too
>>704083715
No way. There are steel beams. Stay by the window and don't jump.
Guys I heard it was the muselimes that did this, my wife said they're a terrorist group and they hate our freedom
>>704083847
No way! It was Iraq and WMDs.
>>704083847
My cousin died in Iraq in '91. Time for revenge!
>>704083799
>>704083715
I've started uploading a livestream.
http://youtu.be/8Mz0_x7313I
>>704083847
Muslims? I've only seen a. Few
>>704083759
Mans gotta have a good meal whenever ya know
>>704079419
I jump out of the upper floors using my fire extinguishers to fludd my way down to safety. I also wear moon shoes from that time I competed in nickelodeon guts.
>>704083990
Hopefully they firemen can help us!
It's a good thing Apple didn't come out with a phone that had a great camera. The horror we could send on MySpace would be terrible for the public to see right now.
>>704084006
God are you OK?
Oh no! The fire is in the office!
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I don't feel fine.
>>704084205
grab the fire estinguisher
>>704083990
What the hell is YouTube or a live stream? You must be one of the ones who attacked us! Kill him!
Bill those reports are late again, so help me god if you cant get them in on time im going to get a plane and crash it into your cubical
Sept 10th 2001
>>704084372
That's not funny man, two planes have already hit. Two more are out there... and I can hardly breathe... I may jump.
>>704084372
You're lucky you work in tower 7
>>704084308
>>704084103
THIS BASTARD TOOK THEM ALL
>>704081998
what is this "/b/" you speak of?
Maybe 15 years from now, we can laugh about all this. But it's not funny now.
>>704082821
Kek
Maybe we should start evacuating people?
>no extinguisher
>>704085161
What about the guy in the wheelchair? How's he getting down 90 flights of stairs?
>>704085433
Guys, I'm so scared. I'm going to die today, I can't even get reception to tell my wife I love her and the children that daddy loves them and will never forget them.
I can feel the heat from the burning building, it's burning my skin. I'm going to have to jump and hope. Pray. That somehow I'll get to see them one last time.
9/10 post
10/10 if it had tits
>>704086172
I got you anon.
>>704086366
Before this building falls down, I'm making sure I die happy with my two secretaries giving me a duplex-boob-job.
>>704085737
You must have waited years to finally use that .gif.
>>704085847
Ur a faggot
