What are /b/'s top 5 red flags when it comes to dating women?
>has a cellphone
>has tattoos
>has had more than 2 sexual partners
>has more make up than the bare minimum most of the time
>isn't doing any kind of physical activity
>>704076745
>has a cellphone
>>704077295
A girl with a cellphone will use it to pump her brain full of degenerate shit just as we do on /b/ and other such sites. A girl with a cellphone will keep contact with her exes, even if she tells you the opposite. This is one of the many examples why I think a girl with a cellphone is asking for trouble.
>>704077655
Good luck finding a (decent)girl that doesn't have one pal
>>704076745
Stay in your basement OP.
>>704076745
>Canada
>Switzerland
>Denmark
>USA
>China
>>704077655
To;dr
No cell phone means she can't easily caal the cops while I follow her around acting creepy as shit while touching myself
>likes/obsessed with niggers
>smokes weed everyday or other drugs
>doesn't drive or have a license
>most or all of her friends are guys
>single mom
Off the top of my head
>Has piercings
>Is a liberal
>Refugees Welcome
>Browses Tubmblr
>Took a liberal arts degree
>Hasn't had a dad since birth
>Dated/Fucked a Negro
>Dyes her gaur blue or anything
>Does drugs
>is Fat
>Tons of guy "friends"
>Tattoos
>Is a nigger/spic/mudslime herself
>Is a feminist
>Is a SJW
>Anti-Christian, Pro-Islam
>>704079660
>gaur
Hair*
>#blm
>Has a kid
>Always on her phone
>Has no car
>Has no ass
>>704076745
This is every chick over 14 that isn't a muslim, amish, or living in an isolated tribe somewhere. Good luck once you leave that basement...
>>704076745
Your list looks like my pre-requisites
>No outwardly apparent concern for own health
>Different socio-economic class by a large margin (both too much and too little are bad juju) or expects a different/higher standing in a partner
>Contentedness to the point of sloth - only those who continually strive to improve themselves need apply
>Physical attractiveness incompatibility
>Doesn't believe jews did 9/11
>>704076745
1. Has kids
2. Belongs to a social group of people who see themselves as "edgy" or fundamentally different from others - furries, Juggalos, et cetera; tries too hard to impress with her weirdness
3. Talks about astrology and other woo shit as though it's true, or partly true
4. Gets most of her news/ideas from highly partisan sources (e.g., HuffPo and Mother Nature News, or conversely, Red State and NRO)
5. Makes recreational drug use a central tenet of her personality. It's fine to a limited extent, but it should be a thing you do, not a fucking part of who you are.
>>704076745
>Is female
>>704076745
>single mom
>no car
>no job
>Nigger Fucker ever
>still married going thru divorce or separated
>needle drugs
>bad hygiene
I'm 36 and single still lol
Banged 20-30 chicks this far
>>704077655
nice powerpoint there dipshit
>>704079756
>>704077655
Sounds like Mr nerd Fucker has a self esteem issue
>>704079660
Are You, Me?
Get out of my head
>>704076745
>has a cellphone
Top kek.
>>704079660
>anti-christian
so nobody who knows anything about christianity, then?
>>704076745
>has a cellphone
S-sir, the autism is off the charts! We've never found this much in a single human before!
>>704081547
yes, i also love maregasms
>nigger
>sandnigger
>spic
>chink
>jew
>pretends to like football
>Starbucks
>Brother who hunts/ wears camo
>Hardcore Christian
> Uggs
>iPhone
>Social media
>>704081869
The point is, there's nothing wrong with being anti-Christian, but you can't possibly be anti-Christian and pro-Islam.
>thinks her genetics are superior
>spiritual
>sports
>conservative
>regressive
Has been stung by a wasp
Knows what a satsuma is
Born on a wednesday
More than one elbow
Eyebrows are flammable
>>704082212
>brother who hunts
Why exactly?
>Loves to get drunk and party
>Has a lot of male friends
>Relies on age to stay good looking (doesn't work out)
>Is in a hurry to settle down
>Isn't the type to experiment sexually
>>704076745
>has a cellphone
So you only date dirty homeless women who can't even afford a phone or the Amish? Virtually everyone has a cellphone, you fucking autist.
ITT: high school virgins that don't get laid ever
>>704077655
The only people without cellphones are probably mentally disabled... but then again so are you. Have fun funding your other half a chromosome OP. Also be sure to use condoms and birth control if you have sex.
>>704077655
>A girl with a cellphone will use it to pump her brain full of degenerate shit just as we do on /b/ and other such sites.
Yeah, because 4chan users are such a huge majority on the internet. Besides, shouldn't that be a good thing for you since you'll have something in common?
>A girl with a cellphone will keep contact with her exes, even if she tells you the opposite.
What? So it's impossible to contact exes unless you have a phone? Moron.
at this point my standards are so low, as long as she doesnt have a dic-
fuck it if she has a dick thats cool too i guess
>>704077655
>A girl with a cellphone will keep contact with her exes, even if she tells you the opposite.
What the fuck are you even talking about? She could do that without a cellphone, you fucking idiot. The only way you're going to prevent her from seeing anyone is by putting her to some empty island in the middle of the ocean. Besides, she wouldn't even feel the need to contact any of her exes if you weren't such a faggot autist anyway.
>has one eye
>frequents ye olde thirsty crow
>doesn't have a rhymey name
>puffy vagina
>three toes
>>704078937
>China
You watch way too much porn. Actual Chinese people are terrible, annoying and childish as fuck, 10 times worse than western feminazis. You'd know if you'd actually date a real Chinese women instead of fapping to them in your basement.
>>704076745
1. isnt an anime girl
2 doesnt have a dick
3 isnt really hot
4 wont let me fuck
5 tits
>>704081472
kek
If you mean dating a woman in search of something serious:
>Liberal
>Lots of "guy friends"
>Can only talk about herself
>Wanting to jump into something very serious very early on
>Has kids
>
>single mom
>half shaved head
>doesn't know how to cook
>doesn't exercise
>bad hygiene
> "All my friends are guys, I don't get along with other girls."
> Coalburner
> Feminist
> Liberal arts degree
>>704076745
>Fat
>Tattoos
>Feminist
>Piercings
>Hair dyed an unnatural color, like blue, green or pink or some shit.
>Wears those ripped jeans that only cover half their butt like a whore (pic related)
>Wears ripped jeans or clothes in general
>Short hair
>Wears those short shirt so her belly is exposed like a whore
>Does drugs of any kind (medicine is okay)
>is socialist/liberal/left-wing/SJW etc.
>Doesn't want to split the bill
>Has less than 2 friends
>Has more than 2, but over 40% are guys
>Has has more than 3 boyfriends/sexual partners in less than 10 years
>Has have more than 7 boyfriends/sexual partners in total.
>Posts on social media more than 5 times per weeks
>More than 20% of the pictures she posts are selfies
>Votes for Hillary just because she's a woman
>>704077295
Kek.....puddin pop
>>704076745
Is running for president
Has active anal lesions
Has a dick (only a red flag for about 30% of /b/ anymore)
Is over the age of 75
Beyond that there really aren't any red flags for /b/, most /b/tards don't require that she even be human or breathing or unrelated to us.
>>704084459
>Virtually everyone has a cellphone, you fucking autist.
24% of Americans don't even have cell *service*, let alone a cellphone, you assuming cunt.
animals. has lots of animals or talks about animals a lot.
basically has control issues and to be avoided at all cost.
>Is a theatre major/or other useless major
>feminist
>Doesnt get along with other girls/only guy friends
>Partys all the time
>Bad with money
>>704076745
>has a cellphone
Confirmed rapist.
>>704079660
>Is a feminist
Even if she says she isn't and hates feminists it's gonna be highly likely that she's influenced buy it and cultural marxism. It's almost impossible to get away from that.
>>704090624
>24% of Americans
>Americans
Third world countries don't count. If I say "most people don't have AIDS", you can't say: "Durr, not true 97% of Congolese have it, hurr." In developed countries almost everyone has a cellphone, in fact, most of the time it's required if you want to have a job or go to school or not be a complete social outcast.
>>704090624
That's complete bullshit. So 24% of the US are NEETs? You kind of NEED a cellphone to really do anything.
>>704091648
I'm sure this statistic includes children, the elderly, and institutionalized people. There's no way that 24% of non-institutionalized Americans between 16 and 65 don't have cell phones. They're free.
>Trump campaign hat or clorhing
>Swastikas
>Tract marks
>Cutting scars
>Busted vagoo (from having had a kid)
>>704076745
Who the fuck calls it a cellphone, Americunts, fagot, kill ur self.
>>704092530
>Trump campaign hat or clorhing
>Swastikas
>>>/pleddit/
cuck.
>>704083276
>eyebrows are flammable
Don't know why, but Kek'd at this
>pic semi related
>>704092676
Yeah, it's called a portable public telephone wireless handheld mobile Radio device handheld caller texter internet screen
>>704093094
So what, fag don't date facists, whoop-ti-do
>>704092676
>Who the fuck calls it a cellphone
Everyone? What else should it be called? Mobile sounds fucking retarded.
>>704093447
>704093193
>>704093334
>Being against immigration and Islam is fascist
We already know you SJW cucks are completely retarded, no need to keep reminding everyone.
>>704077655
wow
ive never seen this kind of autism before
>>704076745
> is Hillary Clinton
> is Hillary Clinton
> is Hillary Clinton
> is Hillary Clinton
> is Donald Trump
>>704093621
Greentexting instead hyperlinking. You really are retarded.
>24 filters on all selfies
>No chin LUL
>Constantly drunk every night
>Short temper
>Can't operate a fucking computer
>Smokes 3 packs a day
>Has a lot of guy "friends"
>Hangs all over other guys when out and about
>ONLY eats fast food
>No ambition
>>704094349
Where did you learn to count, nigger?
>>704094535
Nigeria
>>704092530
>Swastikas
What do you have against Buddhists, faggot?
>>704076745
>is black
>has tattoos
>smokes
>swears often
>has red hair that is not naturally red
>>704092676
Just because your country calls it the "Asshole Stimulator", doesn't mean anyone else will.
>>704076745
I didn't know Puritans still existed. Even if you're a pansy-ass Puritan by Puritan standards.
>>704094684
>has red hair that is not naturally red
>wanting a girl with red hair at all
>>704094535
Touché
>>704077655
Im just mostly curious as how youre posting on /b/ from the 1940's like that.
>>704094899
This as well, but if her hair isn't naturally red (especially if she colored it fire-engine red), run like hell. She's likely batshit crazy, unless it's part of a cosplay.
Run if she stanks
>>704076745
>that dog looking at the guy
>as if to say "you're not letting that nigger into the house, right?"'
tats
piercings
uses social media an abnormal amount (e.g., never lets go of her phone)
takes a lot of selfie for mundane things
doesn't have good relationship with father
>>704077655
10/10
you niggers got trolled so hard by maybe an old /b/ 4/10 troll attempt.
>>704087436
Id agree with you for the mainlanders, definitely dirty bastards, but the Cantonese women from Hong Kong is where it's at!
>>704095204
> Lrn2FuckingGreenTextRetard
>>704076745
>Lost virginity in her teens
>Smoker
>Overweight
>Obsessed with having kids
>Low sex drive.
those are my 5
>>704076745
>>704076745
go back to your planet virgonia
More than 2 sexual partners died with the crusades hello!
>>704087436
Have you been to China? Or only Chinese people you met in America...
>>704095305
Typically I would call you a fucking faggot, even though you probably are. But, you're 100% accurate on this. Low quality bait for sure.
>>704087436
>believing this
>>704077655
im out
>On her phone a lot
>Doesn't make eye contact
>Talks more than listens
>Has had sex before
>Facial piercings, especially septum
>Tattoos
>Smokes too much
>Plans for college or military
>Doesn't want to work
>Feminist
>Says anything misandrist at all
>Doesn't like Eminem
>Christian
>Religious at all
>>>>Likes any shit bands like BVB, MCR..
Got a little cried away...
>>704095547
Fuck off retard. So, there's some magical-ass difference between EVERY Chinese bitch in the states than the ones in China?
You really are fucking retarded.
>>704076745
>Feminist or SJW.
>smokes weed or uses drugs too often
>has extremist ("radical") beliefs (having close family members with such beliefs counts.)
>has children, stds, or 39 cats. (a pet or two are fine though, a statement that I will not apply to stds.)
>I will accept dishonesty only situationally but no disloyalty is acceptable.
If a woman has multiple male friends that doesn't bother me because I can simply see through them.
>>704076745
1. No excersise
2. Mostly guy friends "close platonic"
3. Drinks and parties a lot
4. Is an attention whore
5. Doesn't know how to say no
If those things come up in a woman I will run the duck away and fast.
>>704095817
>>Has had sex before
>>704076745
>Has goals
>has an instagram consisting of yoga and beach pics
>High self esteem
>Constructive hobbies
>Doesn't believe 911 was done by a hologram
>>704096100
>I will run the duck
wut?
>>704076745
>doesn't have a job
>only has guy friends
>none of her kids have the same dad
>drinks every day of the week
>is overly friendly to male strangers
>>704096247
Duck = fuck
>>704076745
>uses the dog filter on snapchat
That's it. My only issue.
over 30
under 25
previously married
has child(ren)
no job
>>704095547
Both and both were fucking awful, although the Chinese in my country (Not America) are slightly less bad due to being assimilated, they're still really bad and still worse than any SJW feminist I've ever met. Even those who have been here for 15+ years or are born to immigrant parents are still bitches. Fuck the Chinese.
>>704078937
Underated post
>>704096462
That makes more sense but why will he fast after he "runs the fuck away"?
...detrater eb ot gnidneterp ylno m'I
>>704076745
Doesn't love her father. (If she doesn't love him, she'll make you atone for whatever she thinks he did wrong.)
Jealous (because she's not trustworthy, so she figures nobody else is.)
Hoarse voice (because she talks too fucking much to keep from thinking of whatever she's avoiding, but the incessant jabber is bad enough on its own.)
Acting fake cute (because she knows it works on straight up suckers)
Lots of razor blade/self harm scars ( to stop thinking about the abuse that made her a fucking PSYCHO.)
Racist (because racists are just mean, and mean bitches don't make good gf's.
Addict (because addict. You have no idea how bad that is until you've experienced it. So, don't. Alcohol, drugs, doesn't matter. Run.)
>>704076745
Must be 5ft 10
32C-28-32
Blue eyes
Natural Blonde
Oriental
>outside and not wearing a burka.
>asks you to help her out with something (ride, dogs, car, etc.)
>complains about her life to you when her profile states she thinks she is amazing
>constantly texting, talking on the phone, using social media
>too many guy or girl friends
>messy living environment
>too much schwag
>knows more about ISIS than the generals do
>>704095704
It's true.
>>704076745
>Cell phone
>Tattoo's
Haven't you alienated like, 90% of the population, I mean except for homeless people.
OP wants to date a homeless person
>>704076745
The only people without cellphones in the 21st Century are retards. Psycholgically abuser detected. Top red flag when it comes to dating a guy? Wants to isolate you by like, you know, keeping you without a phone. Check yourself in to counseling before you end up in prison for some horrendous murder your twisted squirming brain thinks is justified.
>>704095481
>>Lost virginity in her teens
When else are you supposed to lose your virginity ?
20's?
You'd either have to be an uber christian or have something fundamentally wrong with your social skills to be a woman who hasn't lost their virginity by then.
Samefag from the list above: I forgot to mention she has to be able to maintain a bank account. Find out if she has a bank account. Find out if she has ever paid bills.
Run if she stanks
Doesn't belch after drinking beer on a Sunday morning before church
Hates cush
Washes hand 3 times after touching garbage
>>704076745
let us know how that works out for you OP
>>704097671
He's right about the tattoos though, they're degenerate. The only retarded thing OP said was the cell phones.
>>704076745
>3d
>not from an amine
>over 16
>doesnt hit me
>no cute loli friends
>>704076745
you know OP, this thread is more hilarious because of who you are
>>704087436
I never had a Chinese, but I hear they are cock teases. I did fuck a half Chinese half Vietnamese girl one time. She was so tiny, slim. soft-looking, cute, and hard and dense as a fucking rock. I know why we lost that war now.
>>704076745
>Far right views (Nazi, etc.)
>Sexually boring
>Callous and unemotional
>Doesn't like pets
>Doesn't read
>Doesn't like smokers and drinkers
>Thinks videogames make you violent
>>704090624
At least 24% of Americans are fucking retards. They think Mexico is going to buy them a wall, and a shithead billionaire who stiffs all his contractors cares about the working man. Dipshits. I am American, and I approve this message.
>>704092676
What do you know? You probably drive on the wrong side of the street.
>>704098683
Mexico has no say in matter wall will be directly deducted from USA trade from shithead
>>704077295
>has had more than 2 sexual partners
>>704098616
>"Far right views (Nazi, etc.)"
>implying SJWs are any better
Cuck detected.
>>704095163
Funny shit!
>>704095000
>frequent social media
>super religious
>relies on me for income
>no car/licence
>super aggressive mother/father
>never helps with anything
>drugs
>squatter
>>704076745
>>704098616
>Doesn't like smokers and drinkers
Who the fuck does?
>>704076745
> cellphone
Okay faggot.
So unlike some faggots, I understand that you shouldn't expect stuff from others that you don't expect from yourself. Of your red flags, tattoos are only a maybe, depends on the tatt. More than 2 sexual partners is a not really unless she is young (as in, young enough I would only think about that back in high school). Makeup one I can kinda give you, physical activity it depends on how much you mean, but yeah, at least walk or bike around.
My red flags.
> any kind of criminal background (I mean, a duh but a biggie).
> doesn't try to get any kind of job that pays more than min wage
> major is gender studies/poli sci/ethnic studies
> even if she isn't fat, eats in a way that will make her fat. I am trying to break a girl of this, I can't stand people doing this to themselves.
> has kids (especially more than 1) at a young age
Smaller red flags.
> smokes excessively
> goes out to bars multiple times a week
> in college or beyond and never had a bf/gf. If you are the girl equivalent of /r9k/ despite it being easier to get a partner, that is a bad sign.
> tells very personal things really early
On that last one, is TMI not longer a thing? I've had coworkers, male and female, tell me some shit they shouldn't have so early, including one pissing his pants, one doing hardcore drugs frequently, and one getting sexually assaulted. All of these were told to me within a few days or a few weeks of knowing somebody. It's a bit much to drop bombs like that so early, right?
>>704099009
Trump getting elected would almost be worth it to see the alt-right faces when they realize they're not getting their wall.
>>704083567
Probably from amore rural town. I used to live in one and the few times I look at Facebook there's some dumb shit about hunting or how the 5 year old they had in their sophomore year is still autistic af.
>>704099071
>Implying I was implying SJW's are any better
>>704099433
I see you have met my friend BOrderline personality disorder... they are the worst to date.
>>704099982
Considering the fact that right wing views was on the list but not SJWs, you were.
>>704099270
Take it easy on smokers
http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Feels-Bad-Man-Frog-Enough-13.png
So guys seem to prefer sluts over older virgins now? I'll take the older virgins any day
>>704076745
theres a huge list but top redflags
>Hasn't had a dad since birth(ultraredflag major headcase)
>does drugs smokes ciggs
>likes rap
>tattoos piercings
fat
>>704098616
>>704100348
>dosent workout
>dated a nigger or uses nigger language
>tattoos
>believes in anything supernatural
>single child
>single mom
>>704093334
fucking killyourself newage cuck and suck satans jew dick
>>704099647
People that have lost friend to street drugs. Think otherwise wall would stop drugs and save lives
From an economic stand point Mexico's economy is severely dependant on USA trade.
To have the wall paid for by simply adjusting trade deficit is easy and Mexico would have zero say
Its actually beneficial to there economy as well. Mexico is in a drug crisis from all of south America's drug flowing into it like a pitstop
>>704100222
>posting link instead of actual picture
kys
Also, fuck smokers, they're even worse than drinkers. At least drinkers don't blow their cancer smoke into other people's faces so that they can get life-threatening diseases as well. Absolute scum. Smokers should get shot.
>>704100523
While I, as a sub and masochist want a girl that is stronger, I don't think that is necessarily a red flag if they eat healthily enough that they don't get fat. Most of being healthy is diet.
>>704101250
Shithead might be Right
>>704099647
No one actually thinks there's going to be a wall, you moron. Trump just wants to fix the broken border security and immigration system.
>>704101420
Read a study that said in another 10 years people will be dying at a greater # than smokers from. Genetically modified food
>>704101420
To be honest, with the condition of food, water and air in many places nowadays, you're going to get cancer anyways. With that logic, everyone who works in factories or creating super crazy genetic modifications to food should got shot too.
Also, who the fuck actually blows smoke into other peoples faces?
and even if that did happen to you once or twice, that's probably not enough to get lung cancer from.
>>704101932
You are correct we need some sort of spherical force field that shall protect us from the other countries. Oh, and some kind of miniature version for hawaii..
>>704102169
*get
>>704102169
>Also, who the fuck actually blows smoke into other peoples faces?
Hippies.
>>704080937
>>704102431
not even close rick.
>>704078937
top kek
>>704102169
Second hand smoke is much more potent
Think about it at least smokers r sucking through a filter what you get blown in face is filtered twice
1 from the filter on ciggy
2 from assholes lungs
The shit that you inhale from the tip is what's dangerous
>>704101997
So just because thing A kills more people than thing B, thing B is no longer shit? You're a fucking idiot. Both GMOs and smokers kill people, both are shit, whether or not one kills more than the other isn't even relevant, you dumbfuck.
>>704081974
JTRH NBR
>>704102218
I'm on it calling Dr Spock as we speak
I'll get back 2u
What's up with selecting 6 & 8 squares
2 night
>>704078937
>USA flag
>red
kek, pick one.
>>704102590
>>704102695
Here's one for you, have the common sense to not stand beside someone smoking if you don't want second hand smoke.
Or you can ask them to put it out or wait to smoke when you're both outside.
>>704092676
Fuck off spacenigger
>>704102695
You must either got your ass beat by DADDY daily or didn't have One
>>704076745
Dyed hair unnatural colours
History of cheating
"All my friends are guys!"
Has been raped once or more and just openly admits it like it's nothing
Bi-polar/borderline personality
>>704103007
I have no problem putting it out without asking
>>704102695
DumbAss.
LMDumbAssO
>>704082212
Are you a nigger
>>704101513
i find girls that workout less of a headcase and calmer and smell better naked etc
>>704076745
The only one on this list I agree with is "isn't doing any physical activity."
It's pretty much guaranteed she's going to get fat if she doesn't like to exercise.
I'll add "if she always seems like she's on edge/nervous, even after you've dated for a while, then she's going to cause trouble later."
>>704103826
Try and be more politically incorrect
NIGGA
>has breasts under F cup
>has waist over 20"
>has no dick
>is breathing
>knows 4chan
>>704102169
>To be honest, with the condition of food, water and air in many places nowadays, you're going to get cancer anyways
That makes no sense whatsoever. That's like saying since other things kill people too/everyone's going to die anyway, it's okay to go around and kill random people in public.
>Also, who the fuck actually blows smoke into other peoples faces?
Anyone who smokes in public.
>and even if that did happen to you once or twice, that's probably not enough to get lung cancer from.
Except that it doesn't happen once, it happens multiple time every time you go outside, eventually you'll get cancer from it despite never even smoking a single cigarette.
>>704103504
Tough guy lol, I'm sure you don't have a problem.
>is non asian or white
>makes more than minimum wage
>is taller than 5'3"
>has annoying voice
>likes hillary clinton
>>704104173
this
>>704104192
Comes natural when your in wheelchair
>>704076745
> if she's black
> black
> black
> black
> has a vagina
>>704104173
Then you should just stay inside.
That fixes all of your problems, just never leave the house EVER!!!
Trust me, its the safest way for you to live protected from the tobacco jew.
>>704103994
I fucking love this website
>>704103902
Depends on the girl. I think you defs get the extreme cases where it's the rare breed of SJW that wants to kill all men by beating them rather than eating them, but the girls who were athletes in high school and just kinda kept it up mostly seem to be okay.
>>704076745
You could date my grandma. She makes a mean strawberry rhubarb pie.
>>704104399
That's a good one you little shit, I'll give you that.
>your (You)
>>704103007
Why do you even need to ask in the first time? It should be common sense, if you want cancer, then keep it to yourself because other people probably don't want that shit. You don't go around showing out your dick in public either, so why is it okay to shove cancer in other people's faces?
>>704104639
>rare breed of SJW that wants to kill all men by beating them rather than eating them
Fucking kek
>>704087273
We r twyns
>>704076745
if she recently lost a lot of weight, run away.
eating disorders never go away, she will soon gain twice what she lost, and food and dieting will be a daily obsession, you will never have a normal enjoyable casual meal together.
Wow, you guys are all so fucked.
>>704102695
Daddy still beating your ass
I see you like using dumbass, cunt, autistic fuck, dipshit
Your leaving an easy trail!
I'd worry about your harddrive next time uupload. Or you can just leave it on forever
>>704076745
1) needy
2) lazy
3) lacks original ideas
4) lacks impulse control
5) lacks goals
>has a pulse
>over 90 degrees ferenheit
>>704079660
>>704105044
That's kind of another upside of fit girls. Most SJWs aren't very fit/strong. They're usually fat/really thin.
>>704103007
>Here's one for you, have the common sense to not stand beside someone smoking if you don't want second hand smoke
Most of the time it's unavoidable still smoke flies and is almost invisible, you retard. Also, what if I need to go somewhere? Why should some cancer-spreading faggot have the ability to stop people from entering somewhere without getting cancer?
>low self esteem
>abused as a child
>doesn't have skills to take care of them selves
>never say sorry or admit they were wrong
>disrespect boundaries
I only say that about being abused because it's a really hard thing for anyone to go through, and is really difficult to support someone as they try to overcome those problems. I've never been able to be in s healthy relationship with a person who needs that kind of support.
>>704105667
unavoidable since smoke flies*
>>704104624
It's pretty fucked up when White PEPEol
can't speak their mind without being called racist! We have to hide just to pretend we have freedom of speech
This Country is imploding from disrespect, reverse racism and
ANARCHY
>>704105361
>I'd worry about your harddrive next time uupload. Or you can just leave it on forever
What the fuck does that even mean? Is that even English?
Also, come up with an argument instead of throwing around insults like a butthurt faggot.
>>704076745
number one is always
>has a penis
>>704104527
Won't be a problem if public smoking was just banned. Public nudity is banned, why not public smoking which actually harms people?
Run if she stanks
Doesn't belch after drinking beer on a Sunday morning before church
Hates cush
Washes hand 3 times after touching garbage
I'll say it again!
ANARCHY
and it's masterfully being planned against us
So wake up and vote
>>704106326
Exactly. Make them smoke in their own dank homes. Like the rest of US enjoy cush
>>704076745
Still awake?
>>704087766
Gay faggot.
75k refugees stuck on the Jordan border and they won't even take their own kind it because they know they're some r bad
WAKE UP AMERICA
before it's 2 late
>>704106326
It is banned in most public settings you knob.
At least in Canada, and the US, I'm not sure about other countries.
You usually have to go outside to smoke, and then it wont really affect you unless you're all up on a smokers jock.
The laws are pretty good for non-smokers to be able to avoid cigarette smoke, and if you're breathing it in, its pretty much your own fault at this point.
>>704107269
You forgot to say
DUMBASS
>>704107269
Outside is a public setting you idiot. I'm not talking about restaurants, you shouldn't be allowed to smoke anywhere where there are other people walking around for the same reason it's not allowed in restaurants.
>The laws are pretty good for non-smokers to be able to avoid cigarette smoke, and if you're breathing it in, its pretty much your own fault at this point
Not really, if you're in a country with a high population density like India or China, going outside for an hour is like smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.
>>704107980
Sorry to break it to you, but if you're in China or India you're pretty much already fucked bro.
>>704108197
your mom
>>704076745
Whats wrong with tattoos lol im pretty sane /b/ro
>>704108915
>Whats wrong with tattoos
They're degenerate.
>>704108915
Tattoos are only a problem if your a 17yo virgin who shouldn't be on 4chin anyway.
>Protip women with tattoos are awesome
>>704093193
>>704094801
ha
>>704103296
lost at this. good memories
>>704109267
>Tips fedora
>>704109403
How was that fedora worthy? It's true.
>>704109518
So your not denying you own a fedora?
>>704109518
fedoras are awesome
fedoras? They're awesome
Still has a pulse
Whereabouts are known by local law enforcement
Has family
Has started decomposing
>>704076745
>>has a cellphone
Has a cellphone? What, make sure she doesn't have one so you can rape her?
>>704109937
Now he gets it
It's important that I preface this with the fact that I think "redflags" are warnings. As in "proceed with caution."
>Claims she's been raped. Worse if she claims she's been raped multiple times by multiple people
Very unfortunate, but some psychotic ass bitches use this as a manipulation tool. I've seen it first hand too many times to discount it.
>Expects me to pay for something ridiculously expensive. Worse if it's before we've had sex and/or it's the first date.
Possible rookie golddigger or a golddigger that doesn't have much stock in you and wants to either get quick value out of you or cut losses with minimal effort.
>Makes her life about some sort of ideology.
Doesn't really matter what it is. If that's her "essence" like she's a feminist before anything else, a christian before anything else, a democrat, republican, whatever, very bad sign unless you're already completely on board yourself.
>Takes any sort of pride in hurting her previous ex boyfriends.
Indicative of bad tidings for you should you become the next boyfriend.
>Becomes physically violent toward you in a non-playful way.
Telltale signs of an abusive person.
>Feminist
There's so much maligning of men in feminist circles that I think it bares an extra mention here. It's just too easy for feminists to use feminist doctrine to demonize you, and while you'd think that would deter the most egregious of the lot, there's a surprising amount of fairly extremist feminists out there in the dating scene. Not saying all feminists are necessarily undesirable, especially feminists who're more "feminist" in just name alone, but it definitely makes me cautious.
>In a hurry for children or marriage
It really pays, I think, to be with a woman for years before you put such things on the table. A woman that doesn't want to wait can easily get you in over your head really fast if you're not careful.
>>704110145
Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll?
>>704110329
I used to be a troll like you, until i took a penis in my pussy
If she tells me she is a feminist, dates done.
>>704076745
>Implying /b/ talks to girls
>implying /b/ has standards
>Implying /b/ goes for anything besides feminine dudes
>>704110329
I'm honestly curious, what's a sweetroll?
>>704110913
damn milk drinker
>Isn't white
>Associates beyond the bare minimum with anyone not white
>Practices degeneracy regularly. A little is normal.
>Mudsharks matter/SJW Bullshit
>Doesn't have a dad
And if she's perfect but has ever so much as kissed a black man she'll get put out of the car on the side of the road. I also generally throw in some kind of would you be into cuckolding test when we get drunk together. Good news is when you weed out the bad ones the trust is natural, I don't check their phones or Facebook and don't have to. Never been cheated on. (I do keep a decent uncle Tom friend to try and get with any GF I get and I pay him 20$ to report back on his success or failure. Threw one out this way and I do the same for him.)
>>704110145
Dude, yours is like the least autistic up here
And on a lighter side, I've only met ONE feminist who wasn't totally regressive.
In other words, she's ACTUALLY a fucking egalitarian.
And my best friend managed to land her.
>>704076745
Does not blow at first date
Does not send Titts before first rate
No ffm-threesomes
Does not do anal
...
No gos at all!
>Has sex before marriage
>Bitchy
>Doesn't like Wendy's Chicken Tendies
>Poor
>Ugly
>>704076745
>isn't white
>fat
>anything feminazi
>ignores me
>flirts with other men
>>704111876
you don't like girls that flirt with other men?
>>704112031
no I don't like her leading other dudes on
>>704076745
>if it has a feminine penis
>>704076745
Everyone has at least 2 of those things you wizard ""
>>704076745
That's everyone fool ""
"" Fucking bait mate "'
>>704112031
i want her for myself I feel like some other man is trying at her my instincts kick in and make me want to kill him more than anything
like how animals fight for the mate
>>704079660
>feminist
>wants more than from she's offering back
>hangs with friends saying nothing then claims they ware boring
>constantly on her phone whenever sitting down
>records every activity we go to rather then enjoy them
Is addicted to some social network. (girls get an insane amount of attention just for existing and start seeing everyone as dispsable)
Doesn't have any interests or hobbies. (which means her hobby is you, or finding the next you)
Has a retail job.
Has no job.
Fat (not overweight, like FAT fat. its the definition of not giving a shit)
>>704080937
>banged 2-3 chicks this far.
Fixed that for ya /b/ro.
>>704090624
I lived on a mountain without cell "service" but still had a cell phone for 911 calls and for when I was in service and in town. You're a fucking dimwit, no offense.
>>704113311
>Wants more from you than she's offering back
So you dated my ex too?
>>704076745
Who DOESNT have a fucking phone you autist?
>>704098423
We only lost politically, if you go by attrition, we spanked some fucking ass.
>>704076745
Trainline of ex's... and pets.
>>704099270
>Who the fuck does?
Other smokers and drinkers you window licking autist.
>>704076745
has a pulse
>>704082188
So you need to leave the US ASAP
>>704079818
Am i the only guy who wouldnt mind a single mom as long as shed be willing to have another child with me?
Am i a degenerare?
>petty in any sense of the word
>gets really angry if someone talks about the friendzone, and spends a lot of time on the subject
>listens to paramore
>right-wing on fiscal issues
>has cheated on a partner in the past
>>704077655
The only girls without a cell phone are the absolute trashiest fucking whores on the planet that make such awful life choices that they cant even afford a fucking tracfone
>>704097817
Glad you told him off but still,
Tits or GTFO
>>704098616
one of the best dates i've ever had hated drinking and never did. I still drank, but it was ok because i was "very tolerable"
>>704095305
/b/ is nothing but mainstream normies now. it's not even fun to troll them because you don't even have to work for it. Any unpopular poorly written opinion can easily bait a couple replies.
>>704112755
honestly i think that dude with the fedora probably isn't racist or anything, which is kinda fucked if you think about it
>hangs out with a lot of dudes
>on phone while with me
>Exercises a lot (nice body means she's trying to get fucked and can by anyone at any time)
>doesn't have custody of children
>bitchy
>>704094621
Buddhists use the manji (卍), and it faces left
Nazis and Hindus use tha swastika (卐), and it faces right
know the difference: nazis are a right wing group. their symbol faces as such.
>>704107142
wowee way to go captain obvious
>>704115104
This
>>704077655
>>704076745
You're an insecure faggot who will never know love or companionship. Don't even need to read the thread. I pity you.
>>704114812
No, you're just a normie.
>>704115709
So fake (but awesome) I kek'd
>>704076745
>Sexy
>Single
>After you meet you see her constantly and everywhere
>She doesn't have a penis
>Find out she's a tad psychotic.
>has guy friends
>wears leggings as pants
>has instagram/snap chat
>goes to parties
>not self reliant
>Has secret email accounts.
>Married.
>Gets cucked by husband.
>Coughs too much.
>Running for top political office.
That's my red flag crtieria.
> knows my wife
> tatoos
> doesn't suck dick on first date
> above 60
> obvious symptoms of depression
Top 5?
>mental disorders
Belief in:
>crystals
>any form of reincarnation
>vaccines causing autism
>essential oils
Basically, legitimate crazy is a red flag, as well as belief in any form of homeopathic medicine.
>>704114703
>takes a hyperbolic statement literally, which is literally a symptom of autism
>calls other people autists
kek
>>704117083
I like colors.
down with the clown
herpes
hairy under arms
voting for barnie sandlers
loves joseph kony
>>704099009
How does that work? How much does the US govt buy directly from the Mexican govt?
I'd guess basically nothing.
>>704076745
>Is under 5'8"
>is over 160
>is black
>didn't graduate high school
>has fucked up teeth
>>704079660
What's usually wrong with a girl who has tattoos a day piercings?
>fucked more than half her age
>Fucked more than 1 guy at a time
>Has kids or been married
>Doesn't trust ANYONE
>horrible social skills
>White or pitch black
Basic shit
>>704100451
LOL inbred trump supporters make me laugh but its sad when i laughing at a retards.
>>704076745
>a girl with a cellphone
kek
>>704121022
LOL inbred cucks make me laugh but its sad when i laughing at a retards.
>>704121434
mentally ill trump supporter located.
>>704121782
mentally ill cuck located
>>704091290
read Congolese as congress
>>704115104
i disagree with you and let me tell you why
>>704094349
you could sum all of that by saying not like your mother
>>704122062
salty trump supporters get salty quick ;) I love it.
>>704122202
salty cuck get salty quick ;) I love it.
>>704095000
Praise kek 10/10 post
>>704118135
It signals mental instability. Not even that guy, but I agree. Generally best to avoid any girl with tattoos, excessive piercings, and/or oddly colored hair.
>>704122269
ah, nothing to come back with.. no intelligence what so ever = trump supporter ;) hehe ur so pissed off i'm still laughing at you right now. There's in fact a group of 4 behind me laughing at you lol.
>>704076745
Are you looking for a 5 year old op??
>>704122544
>"nothing to come back with"
>implying you had anything to come with except "hurr durr fuck trump supporters"
Cuck intellect everyone.
>>704122837
LoL, Your hardest and it's still the weakest LmFAo! trump supporters are too ez. like picking on the mentally ill which i'm doing right now LoL.
>>704122544
>>704122269
The only one who's pissed and salty here is you since you keep replying with butthurt posts just from being called a cuck.
>>704123093
HAHAHAHAHHAHA Ez Little dicked trump supporter getting mad on the daily because they know they're low levels of life LmfAo crowd is still laughing at you.. a group. a whole group is laughing are you kid lol.
>>704123203
Thanks for proving my point.
