What are your fetishes /b/?
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What are your fetishes /b/?
>>704073766
Petgirls
>>704073766
I want to be impregnated by a big black man as my racist father watches on. Then when the baby comes, he's not even half white, half black. He's a full black baby.
>>704073929
A domination fetish in general or must they be like this?
>>704074240
1. How old are you?
2. Would Spanish work instead?
>>704073766
Girls contemplating dog knees
>>704074415
18
Nah, i hate beaners
>>704073766
Cuckold.
>>704073766
Feet
>>704074415
17
If by Spanish you mean the blackest of sub saharan african, then yes.
>>704074560
faggot
>>704074316
Generally dominant. But i prefer this.
>>704074685
Enjoy your ban
>>704073766
your mother
>>704075533
checked
Anal and pegging. No homo.
>>704074560
You must be bummed about berny dropping out
Insects crawling all over me as I wank. Or insects crawling all over someone else as I wank over them. Preferably small spiders.
>>704076253
Canadian, so couldn't care less.
>>704076298
thats a fucking nightmare for me.
You must have to spend a shitload of time organising before masterbating.
Skinny girls in tight jeans
>>704076524
>Cuck
>Canada
Kek. I should have known that
>>704074240
>>704076550
I'm an entomologist so quite easy for me. I'm not sick though, only adult insects - no babies.
>>704076871
>No babies
>just cums on adult insects
never change you magnificant bastard.
Pretty broad but Asian women.
Chinese and Japanese the most out of them all though.
I fucking love public stuff.
>>704073766
I dont really consider it a fetish, but I fuck mares and dogs all the time.
>>704077202
That's pretty not normal, so yeah, you should consider it a fetish friendo.
>>704077534
Naw, it's actually more normal then you think.
Like, probably more common then being gay or lez.
It's just hidden more for legal reasons.
>>704076298
spiders are arachnids you underage b&
I love to masturbate at concerts, get close to the front and rub and spunk on some unsuspecting lady then move on. No one has caught me yet. It's also fun to do at political rallies, festivals, protests and when police hold a media event with the parents of a missing child looking for any witnesses/help.
>>704077935
You're sick bro. How would you like if you got spunked on faggot.. Oh wait you probably would like it
Really casual sex/sexual activity
Masterbating in bedroom and just casually walking over to my gf whos watching tv and cumming in her mouth
Handjobs at the dinner table
Getting a blowjob while cooking dinner
Gf jacking me off, while i play video games
As soon as we come home she strips off, watching her just do normal household shit totally naked is great.
>>704078268
Zzzzzz...
>>704074240
White male cuckfags can't get pregnant.
A woman with as much physical resemblance to me as possible will be selected to carry my child. Several of her eggs will be fertilized with my sperm, and each embryo is then studied in order to find a female me. A female embryo is then implanted in her womb and she will give birth to my daughter, who shares 50% of her genetic makeup with me.
Once my daughter reaches breeding age at 13, she will also be made pregnant with my sperm. She will give birth to my granddaughter, who will be 75% me. Once my granddaughter is 13 (this is 28 years after the first conception), she will be made pregnant and the offspring will be 87.5% me. Repeat this far some decades.
Eventually, 85 years after the first conception, my grand-grand-grand-grand-grand granddaughter will be born, sharing 99% of her genes with me. Once she reaches the age of 22, I will be awakened from my cryogenic sleep. I will then be able to have sex with a female version of myself.
pubic nudity
>>704078441
That sounds pretty fuckin great to me
>>704077935
Neat.
>>704078701
Not even looking at her... this has to be Germany
I like to get a couple of Romanian rent boys and pretend to be an industrial washing machine salesmen call Jim. Poppers are a must.
>>704074560
My gf isn't really into this, but we took a break a couple years ago and she moved out. She started staying over again before long, and going through her texts i found out she fucked some guy she met on tinder a few times and she was talking about how she would like him to cum inside her. We got back together, she moved back in, and I told her I knew about it, she got defensive on how we were split up at the time but I told her it turned me on and I said I've always wanted to watch her. She actually called the guy over and let me hide in the closet and watch through the removed doorknob. It was a bit vanilla, she didn't suck him or get on top, but he made her cum and shot his load inside her. If you want cuckolded, have the balls to ask your gf and she might do it. She fucked me like crazy afterward with his cum still inside me. She hasn't fucked anyone else, says im better than anyone she's fucked, but I really wish she could find a guy she would enjoy fucking regularly and have me watch. Once wasn't enough.
>>704078678
>>704078678
is this pasta? this is pretty great
>>704078678
That's a fantasy, not a fetish. Good idea though.
>>704078701
just public nudity or exhibitionist's who do sexual acts in public
>>704078701
>>704078815
>garbage over flowing
>people look like the walking dead
must be Germany
>>704078866
>with his cum still inside me
???
did you scoop it out of her and shove it up your arse? or swallow it?
>>704073766
I wanna drink a girls pee right from the source. Haven't been able to convince one to do it yet, but I've been close.
>>704073766
I enjoy pissing on girls as well as getting pissed on, getting pegged, giving and receiving rim jobs, getting slapped in the face, choking the girl, rape fantasies, having her grind on my face, having her spit in my mouth
Idk if most of these are out of the ordinary but there they are. On my bucket list is having a girl peg me while another rides my dick
Asians. Particularly from the pacific island regions even though they talk like chickens.
>>704079279
Germanistan
>>704079379
Are you sure you don't just want to fuck a chicken?
>>704079641
Lay back and don't you cry, if an egg can fit in there then why can't I?
>>704079347
I'm the anon that posted below you. It turns me on so much but grosses me out at the same time. I fucking love it. Keep trying, /b/ro
>>704074240
Dat b8
>>704079755
I've seen several videos. it fits.
Looks disgusting though, but I dont like birds.
>>704079794
I've been told that if she drinks a lot of water, the pee actually dilutes to the level it's almost just warm water coming out of her pussy. That shouldn't be gross at all, but sexy instead.
>>704079892
Fucking gross man. I met an old gay porn star when I lived in London who liked to brag about all the fucked up stuff he's done and one of those things was shagging chickens.
>>704079755
Such a beautiful Haiku. And if an egg is in there as you start to fuck, you can crack it inside and use the scrambled embryo as lube.
>>704080025
Eh yeah but I like it to not be too diluted. I want to taste and smell the piss
>>704080215
That would get sticky and counter productive real quick
a feet fetish especially when the girl is wearing jeans
>>704080426
Good point. Just choke the chicken instead.
>>704080921
I'll just go with animals big enough to handle me, like mares and dogs.
I've got a fetish for fucking homeless people, really smelly and unhygienic homeless people. Male or female, it doesn't matter. It's dirt cheap as well. Some will do it for a cheap sandwich.
I love getting my ass fisted. I'm lucky my gf is a total freak and is down with it...
>>704080321
Just sayin, if you didn't want to be grossed out.
>>704081430
Jeez, your ass must whistle when it's a windy day.
I had lots of gangbang and dp fantasies with my ex. Messed my head up because it seams to be all I can get off on now. We used to fuck outside and she would make lots of noise hoping that people would see and hear her.
>>704081812
Nope. The same as it ever was. Been doing it for years, every Friday...
>>704077935
how do you not get caught?
>>704082280
Fisting Friday. Followed by Scat Sat? son on Sun? etc...
>>704083176
son?..
>>704083176
That's exactly what we call it. No scat though. Our asses are clean.
Ass Smelling. Licking sweaty ass, pussy and armpits. Face sitting with asshole on nose. Recently been fantasizing about having a chick sit on my face and fart a few times. Preferably the silent kind. Could only do that IRL with very few chicks.
>>704083506
Your asses would be clean after a big ol' fisting session. You must go through a lot of lube! Must be fucking intense. I think I'd cry if a fist was pumping in and out of my delicate butthole!
>>704083883
You might prefer a silent one but you'll probably get a big rippling wet one with a bit of jobby juice spraying on your face.
>>704083913
You can order that stuff on Amazon. I blow cum everywhere. She gets a fisting, too. Not in the ass though. Not yet...
>>704084195
That would be fine, just would prefer silent. Plus forgot to mention I'd like them to be wearing leggings so no juice on my face.
Leg lock, kissing, hugging, intamacy
>>704084438
/thread
>>704084438
Missionary, too?
Pervert
I'm really into black girls if that counts
>>704084197
she'll probably pass out when you get to the double fisting.
If you're ever gonna propose to her then shove the wedding ring right up your arse so when she thrusts her fist up you she knocks against the foreign object then gets a big surprise (a proposal, not a mass of shit on her).
Necro
>>704083979
is that that faggot cukland actor who's brain is the same sized as a monkey?
>>704084555
are you an old jew record producer?
>>704084438
vulgar as fuck!
>>704084536
>>704084552
>>704084884
I also like masturbation and feet
>>704084760
You have a fetish for the rapper Necro? weird.
Fetish group
>>704084937
what's it about feet? I don't get it.
>>704084706
I'll keep that in mind...
Spanking
>>704084871
no, I'm a young, white, night shift janitor
I like to dress up as a priest and get my girlfriend to dress up as a choir boy.
>>704085150
I don't like real ones, actually, just drawn. Not sure why
>>704085150
I don't get it either, but hey. Something for everyone.
Feet in my face!
boypussy
>>704085312
the most specific fetish ever
I like prolapsed pussies and asses. Fisting intrigues me, only done it once :/
>>704085529
Tell me about it.
Only specific feet irl actually arouse me
>>704085383
If I won the lottery, I pay hookers to do all sorts of weird shit with me...
>>704085696
such as...
pierced tits.
bonus points if you can see them through their clothes. Shit it sucks having a specific fetish.
A slut.
I mean, some girl who will do anything for anything.
I bet this girl will do anything if you give her a joint and a few grand.
>>704086063
tbh for a joint and a few grand there arent many things i wouldnt do
>>704074685
MODS
>>704073766
Children
>When a chick forces you to nut in her
>grill riding on top
>say you're getting close
>Tell her to get ready to pull out
>She stops
>Shakes her head
>Puts her hands on your chest
>"Cum inside me anon, I'm safe, I promise"
>". . .Besides, I know you want to"
Nursing dry/wet, without infantilism
I achieve a higher mental state when I bond with a woman this way
Multiple partners
even when they hate each other they focus on me and it's all good. never gone higher than 2, but I would not want more than 5
Love
I want to marry a nice woman and be contented to be loved as her chosen, bonded to her above all other people, and close in a way I will never be with anyone else
The last one most of all. Love is my greatest fetish, and hardest to get.
Girly dressed muscular dude
>>704084555
Ya beastiality is a common fetish
>>704077749
Nnnnnnooo...no, it's not...
>>704085623
are you me?
no you are not, because i fist my gf on the reg
>>704073766
>OP
>>You
>>704087079
Nice anon. I envy you. Cant find another girl who is into it.
Somnophilia
Getting a blowjob/handjob while listening to Katy Perry.
>>704085905
gf says she might do it :3
>>704087197
1. get a gf
2. build trust
3. be honest about your sexual interests
4. ???
5. Profit
>>704087419
I really want to fuck a girl from the back and put her in a chokehold til she passes out and keep fucking her and have her wake up like that. Haven't found a girl to let me do that yet
>>704087640
a decent amount of sleeping pills before sex bro. melatonin or some shit.
>>704087586
This
It actually works
Muslim bitches
I jerk it on the toilet looking at nude pics on my phone.
>>704087705
Or Ambien maybe...
>>704087902
Sick fuck
>>704087640
Used to do that with my ex. No choking, just methadone. She's pass out in the middle of anything. Hell, she lost her anal virginity to me and still doesn't know it...
>>704085623
Jesus Christ, that bitch is ruined.
>>704087586
not the anon that you replied to, but ive always been scared that if i did this the girl would freak out, leave me, and tell everyone my fetishes
Raceplay.
Love black girls that like being called nigger and humiliated during sex.
Same for mexican chics- loved to be called putas and be treated rough, slapped, spit on or spit in heir mouths. make them tell me how much they love my big white cock.and how it's bigger than their boyfriends or husband's.
love to hear stories about girls that were molested...and it's scary how many girls are into talking about it and get off on telling the stories.
>>704088835
>tfw ex gf would tell me about how she would use her sister's sleeping hands to touch herself with
shit was oddly hot
>>704088996
had a girl that used to get weed from me. she had a bf, but loved to dress up and tease the fuck out of me ( it was part of the deal, and she was a sub attached to someone else) she sit in the car with me and smoke and tell me weird fetish and fantasy stuff. Used to kill me when she's see some hot AF jb chick go by and she'd start talking about us picking her up and fucking her together.
Got her to masturbate in front of me a few times, even though she wasn't supposed to.
I want to kidnap a little white boy
and train him to be my cute little
chubby spoiled underage trap.
I'd feed him constantly,
to the point that I'd make sure
there was never
even one single milliliter
of empty space in his tummy.
I'd keep him so well fed
he'd be burping and farting
more often than breathing.
And I'd lace all his food
with estrogen,
so that all that extra fat
he'd be packing on
would go to all the right spots
and leave him a tubby little femboy
with a nice big booty.
I'd make him wear diapers
(since with such a high rate
of food intake,
he'd surely be incontinent),
and after every digested feast
he'd push out his overfed rear,
I'd shitfuck him fervently.
>>704084555
It counts as 3/5 of a fetish
>>704090613
fuck me too man
>>704073766
Ladies missing legs.
>>704091686
Holy shit, really? I was damn sure I'd be the only one.
>>704091790
theres another thread on b just for you
>>704073766
lipstick on innies
had a gf that used to like to suck my dick after I fucked her and came inside her...can still get hard thinking about her doing it.
Fetish: activated.
I've done it to a lot of the girls I fucked, but she used to do it on her own, and enthusiastically.
>>704091933
I mean I'd never thought of it but it jimmied me
>>704090613
you win
humanity loses
Asian girls + cat ears
>+ cats
>>704074560
Story actually happened to me but I knew better. Later found pics that proved me right.
>>704090613
The jagged centered text just made this spoopy
>>704085305
I don't believe this actually happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>704073766
cp, necro, torture, cannibalism
