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What is the legality of these, I'm in the US.
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Varies by state, typically illegal.
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google, bro.
varies by state.
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It's illegal in texas, so
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Wonder why you cans conceal carry a handgun without a CCW in places like TX and AZ but these are illegal... Makes little sense to me.
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its a 'belt buckle'.

belt buckles are legal in every state.
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I wrap all my belt buckles to avoid injury to my hand when I'm... Taking off me pants to shit... Yea that's right.
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>>704069863
Is it me or is she like 50 percent legs and the other 50 is torso, no middle
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>>704070392
I don't see what your talking about!
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>>704070392
you're literally retarded or high; I'm not seeing it.
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>>704069493
Metal knuckles are illegal, unless you can convince the court its just a belt buckle. Even then, the court may find you guilty of assault with a deadly weapon anyway. I've fucked up two people with knuckles made of plastic. I got them from a children's "ninja play set." I was taken to court once but the jury determined that, since they were made of hollow plastic, they were not a deadly weapon. They fucked the dudes up, though. Not as much as metal knuckles, but enough.
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>>704069493
you live in a country where you can carry an assault rifle or a sword through a shopping mall but they are illegal. Congrats fucktards
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like wolfarine
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>>704069863
>>704070597
W-woah.
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>>704069863
>>704070597
What is this fuckery?
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>>704070965
that's the queen of /b/ you fuck
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OFC its a nigger weapon and should be illegal
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>>704070597
Kek
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>>704069493
Those things are fucking dangerous OP, you could really hurt someone, which is why they are illegal.
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>>704069493

Typically illegal in most states, but just go to an outdoor gear store and buy a climbing carabiner that fits your fingers and bingo, you now have metal knuckes. Bonus point: carrying a carabiner is legal in all 50 states, onto airplanes, etc, etc
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legal to purchase. illegal to walk around with them in your pocket. kinda like a large knife.
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>>704069493
You're a huge pussy if you bring those to a fist fight. Be a man and use your bare hands, faggot.
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>>704071485

>illegal to walk around with them in your pocket. kinda like a large knife.

This shit is all based on state and local laws, you fucking idiot. Some states have pocketknife blade length limits, others don't.
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>>704071485
ok. so no niggers allowed to have one.
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>>704071499
I can't wait till you get knocked the fuck out by some knuckle wearing asshole. >>704071499
Go ahead and talk all the shit you want when you're breathing through a tube
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>>704069493
Maryland fag here. As far as I'm aware they are illegal in this state
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>>704071499
Winning is what matters. Honor is for the dead
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>>704071716
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>>704069493
nice paper weight. just don't hit anybody with it.
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>>704071578
Can't keep them in your pocket, retard. It would be a concealed weapon. You need a sheath.
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>>704071716
You little bitch faggots exaggerate everything these days. Honor is only dead to you.
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>>704069754
But not guns?
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>>704071978

a pocketknife with an exposed clip is not concealed in many states. Idiot. What even constitutes a "concealed weapon" varies based on state law. Fucking. Idiot.
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az fag here. one can carry around a concealed handgun in this state without permits but brass knucks are yet to be defined. you can levally buy them. makes no sense. some police will arrest you for these, and others wont.
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>>704071426
Nobody fucking cares about your retarded ass spamming wattpad
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Illegal here in California
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>>704071716
But the shit goes crazy if the guy with the knuckle-belt actually loses the fight.
And if you are a pitifull rat who just tryin to defent himself, this is not a good way to do it.
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You can open carry them in va
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>>704069493
Depends on the state, BabyHands Mcgee
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>>704069754
Legal in GA!
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>>704069493
brass knuckles are for attacking unsuspecting people, not defending yourself.
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>>704070772
>assault rifle

And you've proven yourself uneducated. Congrats.
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>>704071716
>>704071873
>>704072011
honor has nothing to do with it

a fist fight is a fist fight, sure, but the second someone pulls a potentially lethal weapon on me I'm drawing on them and if they try to use it on me, I'll try to shoot them center mass

if you like living but don't want to end up in prison, you have to be very careful about how you respond to violence
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>>704072611
Or for defending yourself against assailants who aren't expecting the handful of brass in your pocket
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>>704072011
Nothin personnel.
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>>704072186
Isn't everything?
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>>704072848
What about the guy challenged to a fight that has no hope of winning by his own merits? Is he supposed to just take the ass kicking because a stronger person challenged him?
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>>704072861
>assailants

Multiple people are attacking you for ??? with/without weapons. Your punch is only advantageous if you get a face/head shot. You're better off with a knife, pistol, or running away. It's a very poor weapon for defense.
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>>704069493
Love my nigger bashes.
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>>704072861
I prefer the handful of brass in my handgun, thanks

if you're only concerned with defending yourself and aren't worried about a "fair" fight, use a gun. anything else is just being an edgy faggot or delusional

unless you live in a communist state/country, in which case pepper spray and tasers are alright
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>>704073103
Spoken like somebody who has never taken a brass fist to the ribs
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>>704069493
Typically illegal in nearly every State, Country, or whatever you can think of. Get something else, be creative.
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>>704073100
tough question

I'd say either puss out if you think you can't take him or go for it and live with the consequences
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>>704073100
Not him but technically the guy should take the beating and report it. Sucks but unless he feels like his life is in danger then he can't use deadly force. Now this worked out for zimzam. But he was getting his head bashed into the sidewalk. I guess the main thing is never expect, nor provide, a fair fight.
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pussy weapon for sucker punching cowards
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>>704073103
>better off with a knife
lmao, a knife has zero stopping power. It does damage, but no stopping power. A fistful of hard shit in your face, ribs, squishy organs does have stopping power, just does "less" damage than a knife.
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>>704073222
You're fucking delusional.
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>>704069858
because there are no brass knuckle lobbyists. Its not that complicated.
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>>704069863
Shooped by a fag-nigger
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>>704073256
Negatory friendo. It's a weapon. And states with weapons laws typically allow them to fall under that definition. Legal to buy. No basis for carry unless you have a "weapons carry permit" like I have for GA. Covers ANY weapon I might want to carry as long as I can legally own it.
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>>704073407
What the fuck is stopping power? You don't even go outside faggot. Stop trying to lecture me. You're not taking down multiple people with your one fist.
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>>704069858
Because brass knuckles leave the victim retarded, not dead. No one wants to take care of retards.
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>>704073155
>anybody who defends themselves with less than a firearm is a faggot
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>>704069493
Why not just put blades on this shit? If you're gonna do damage you might as well get a >FLAWLESS VICTORY
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>>704073590
stay in school, bro.
leave your state, once, before you die.
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>>704073104
nigger bashers, FTFY
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>>704073786
Nah. I'm good. GA is best state. Don't like it move to Kommiefornistan.
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>>704071716
You live by the sword, you die by the sword. Remember that the next time you decide to spout that bullshit elsewhere. Real men deal with thier problems face to face, it's not about winning or losing, it's more about standing up for yourself and being a man. Using weapons and attacking unexpectedly means you're a loudmouthed pussy
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>>704073657
Nigger, please. People that have been stabbed (and shot, depending) can keep on fighting. Why the fuck do you think stabbing victims in fights usually have 10+ wounds? Because it doesn't incapacitate them in the fight, even though knives are damaging. Blunt force knocks. It knocks faggots like you KO, it shatters bone easy (have fun punching with a broken arm, fighting with a smashed jaw, temple, or doing anything with broken ribs) or just plainly knocks the retards in the ground, giving you more time and space.
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>>704069493
Not legal anywhere in the usa. I own a pair, keep em in my vehicle.
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>>704069493
Illegal as fuck anon. Like worse than a sword illegal. Or a gun...

Do NOT fall for the "muh paperweight, muh keychain muh wtf ever meme."

If u gonna hurt someone do it bare fisted or shoot the mutherfucker.

I saw a dude beat to near death with these. My buddy threw them away after that. Said it felt like punchibg mashed potatoes.

Not cool
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>>704074054
You don't know what you're talking about.
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>>704074054
Legal in Indiana
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>>704069858
Less likely to use a gun. Anons fucking break out the knucks at a "u wat m8" but guns mostly protection. I would hope... u right though. Gay as aids...
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>>704073333
"well, Your Honor, I'm not a large man, so I carry the knuckles with me for protection. When this guy who has 40 pounds on me told me I wasn't leaving without a fight, I honestly feared for my safety and thought using the knuckles was the only way I was going to leave that bar in one piece"
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For a few months now I've been mulling over the effective ness vs risk of many weapons.

My. Top three are
Small throwing knives with burled surface not to leave prints

A coat hanger just throw it away in a near by closet

And small water bottle of gasoline with an atomizer cap. Squirt under a washroom stall light and walk away.
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>>704074114

That's... The point?
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>>704069493
Better off with a ballistic knife OP
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>>704069863
>do not fucking do this.

Good friends with cops in oklahoma and kansas. Ive seen arrests for having a roll of dimes. Either carry a gun or nothing
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>>704074294

Throwing knives are a fucking gimmick, dude. Waste of your goddamn time.
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>>704073990
You live in dumbassistan
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>>704074284
Does not work in real life, ya virgin. Somebody I "know" got 2 years for pushing over an assailant which banged his head on the curb and died.
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>>704074048
I can't wait until you go outside.
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>>704069863
where did she go wrong?
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>>704073407
You clearly have never been stabbed, it'll put an end to a fight real quick.
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>>704074043
You better tip your fedora to the deceased after you kill him with your authentic japanese katana
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>11 years old
>moved to new apartments
>become friends with most kids
>13 year old had a pair of sharp ass ninja throwing stars
>threw them at trees and stuff while people were in the area
>realized years later that all it took was one wrong throw and I could have ended someones life
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I don't own knuckles. But I could. And I could carry them legally and use them if necessary. But that shits for assholes with big mouths that wanna get there head stomped in after they lose the fist fight they were sure they'd win because "muh knucks". Me? I carry a gun. But if we get into a fist fight you still won't know I'm armed even if you win.
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>>704070833
nice try
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>>704074472
Thanks for the kind words, although, you better send those to the last white trash dumbass who though I was an easy target.
>>704074497
I've been stabbed in my fucking knee and it didn't end the fight. It didn't even do any lasting damage, just a scar. If it were brass knuckles my knee would have been fucked.
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>>704074043

Fuck that shit. I have a family to take care of. Do just enough damage to run away, preferably from a distance.
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>>704073990
The fact that you believe that means you definitely need to stay in school AND leave your state. Hopefully before you knock your cousin up you learn some real culture and realize how fucking stupid you sound. But, I dream.
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>>704069493
I have a nice paper weight on my desk holding my bills down... it's made by M. R. MAYHEM check him out on instagram
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>>704074637

You have no idea how hard it is to kill someone, do you? Those BUDK specials are a fucking joke that people sell to mall ninjas so they don't go looking for real weapons.
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>>704074407
If you got to be really good six inches of steel in the head and six in the heart .... Most effective but need the skill

Skill is easily hidden though
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Niggers only like any of this shit.

Bumpfag
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>>704074805
As I said, a wrong throw. You're telling me if I happened to hit someone in the neck that would just brush it off?
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>>704074637
>ninja throwing stars
>could have ended someone's life

Nigga, you're only going to kill someone with a throwing star if you nail him square in the throat and the ambulance doesnt arrive in time
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>>704073020
Yes...yes it is.
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>>704074964
shut up nigger!
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>>704074807

Why do you think cops go to range and still waste a magazine trying to stop a charging dindu? Unless you're training under pressure to use that shit (assuming you'll actually get penetration through any kind of clothing) you still have to do so perfectly every time while under duress.

Just buy a gun, dude. It is not worth the effort.
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>>704074294
Hahaha. Fucking nerd. Get a life.
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>>704071422
Hrmmm. I like the way u think anon. Not much to climb in kansas and im unsure what exactly u mean.

Got a google pic?
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>>704074948

Yeah, pretty much. Barring some crazy freak accident you probably aren't going to kill someone with those. They just don't get good penetration. Wood is not a good analogue for flesh and clothing. Anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you shit.
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>>704071327
I know you are just trying to be an edgy faggot posting a picture of a rifle. Which is why I'm certain you aren't informed enough to realize that blunt objects are used to kill about twice as many people as rifles, and that punching and kicking kills nearly 3 times as many people as rifles. Which is why rifles need to be banned, right?

https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2014/crime-in-the-u.s.-2014/tables/expanded-homicide-data/expanded_homicide_data_table_8_murder_victims_by_weapon_2010-2014.xls
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>>704074639
>you still won't know I'm armed even if you win

Then what's the fucking point of carrying the gun?
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>>704075481

Dindus.
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>>704069863
yeah but then you need to have a pin on it
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>>704075481
I like to get into fist fights knowing that I could shoot him if I wanted to. It's part of being a real man, faggot.
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>>704075632

You're a fucking idiot then.
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>>704075632
>I like to get into fist fights knowing that I could shoot him if I wanted to
>but even if he wins, I won't draw my weapon
>he'll never even know I'm packing

flawed logic detected
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>>704071691
yea, we see how well that works out
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>>704075632
>I like pretending to be an internet tough guy
FTFY
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>>704075808
Knowing that I could shoot him is what comforts me. Not shooting him is what differentiates me from niggers.
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>>704075886
You like pretending everyone is as frightened as you are about going outside.
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>>704075058
Guns stick out


I was thinking a few months ago about what I heard in a book or tv show

One of the first thoughts humans had was , how do I defeat my adversary without getting caught...

I could see this, in the jungle some beta wants the Alfa gone without fear of reprisal.

This would be the first primordial thought or wish to kill people with your mind.
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>>704075956
So what good is it being a "real" man when you're lying bloodied in the street? If a nigger stabs you in an alley, what do you gain from the undrawn pistol on your hip?
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>>704069493
just use you hands,faggot.feels much better
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>>704072132
Guns are loud and obvious, so if you use one illegally, like say killing a non-agressive in cold blood, it's pretty straight forward finding out who did it.
Brass knuckles are easily concealable and are intended to do grievous bodily harm instead of simply repelling or killing an assailant, like mace, stunguns, or firearms. This is also why things like blackjacks and clubs are illegal.
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>>704069493
>brass knuckles
Fucking pussy. Maybe you wouldn't need them if you didn't have weak, feminine hands, you bitch.

You could also carry a roll of nickels. They're legal in every state, just don't let the cops find out.

However, I'd really recommend just not being a bitch.
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>>704071499
This.

>be me
>retard chad grabs my womans ass at the bar
>normally id laugh unless she was offended. Wtf do i care
>not today
>badmoodrage.jpg
>backhand that mutherfucker and bloody his lip
>inform him THAT is MY property he just fucked with and he can either leave or fight me
>turn around and walk outside with him and 14 faggots yelling for him to kick my ass
>faggot grabs brass knucks from his pocket
>i tell him fair is fair but if he fights with those he will REALLLY fucking regret it
>comes at me
>use the 1 side step move i know
>trist and probably break arm / disarm knucks, put them on, punch him as hard as i can in the stomache
>Chad rolling around like he'd been shot
>little did he know i saw wtf car he was in
>walk over, throw knucks through window, light car on fire, walk away while 14 chadfags try and put the car out instead of stop me from casualky walking away.
>been 15 years ago
>nothing yet happen
>fake facebook and vpn
>he thinks im buddy of his from high school
>keep tabs on chad
>see him fight someone i torch his shit again
>fuck u chad.

I warned him...
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>>704076101

If your gun is sticking out you're doing it wrong. Concealed Carry is common for a reason. If you think a knife is going to make you "safe" then you're living in a fantasy and this conversation is of no benefit to you.
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>>704073559
triggered much?
she's ugly anyways and her bodies disgusting
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>>704076403

A baseball bat and an ass whoopin would correct that bullshit hypermasculinity you've got there real fuckin quick. That whole "be a man thing" gets fuckers killed.
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>>704072186
So is everything else but faggotry. U faggots and your bullshit cancer labels and real estate laws need to fuckoff and die...

>the only think known in the state of california is all the faggot fucking hiosters that live there.
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>>704070083
Which cloth did you used to wrap it?
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I went into a head shop and asked the guy if they had any brass knuckles. He said no because they were illegal. I then asked his if they had any paper weights a could punch someone with. He laughed and pulled them out from under the counter.
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>>704076818
One of my old socks.
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>>704076428
I'm just saying, sure a gun is good if you have or find one but if you have knife skills then everything can be a weapon.

Look at the Bourne Identity movie, he stabbed a the guy with a bic pen. Seceral times even...
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>>704076407
Yeah, this totally happened.
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>>704072611
Unless u are a professional boxer with them. Jesus i'd rather him carry a gun then laugh at faggots that pick fights at the bar. Poor bastards...
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>>704076922
This is why I carry a Bic pen.
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>>704076922

You're fucking with me. Are you serious?

You're using matt fucking damon as a reference now?
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>>704074294
>+10 for faggotnes
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>>704076995
professional boxers don't need to use brass knuckles.
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>>704071485
Nigger being nigger. Nothing rare here it's just another day
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>>704077064
Still sore he got stranded on Mars in Interstellar?
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>>704075160
this gif lmfao
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>>704077259

Of course they don't. They're too busy doing shit that won't end their career.
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>>704077332

You can go fuck yourself, sir.
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>>704069493
Why not just slash the nigger with your katana faggot.
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>>704077434
I'm sure he wishes he had brass knuckles right now.
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>>704073100
LOL.

>running away

Not at 280 pounds with a metal plate in my foot anon.

Last fight i was in at the bar some retarded faggot (NO SHIT) produced some cheap ass pink pepperspray and then attacked me. Got him on the ground where i knew id fuck him up. Legit took his steel toe boot off and beat him with it until he went limp.

Then put it back on him and drug him to his car.

His friends bought my drinks and he appologized the next day.

Honor can be had after the fact anon.

I did tell him if i ever saw him with pepperspray again i'd make him eat it.

That shit hurts! Lol
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>>704069493

Don't ever be in Texas, in the scrap metal business, with a broke FiL who kind of pushes you into buying his two pairs, and don't put them in your briefcase before going to the airport, and don't forget about them, and then don't go through security with two pairs you forgot about in your fucking briefcase.

You don't want that. Trust me.
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>>704077064
>>704076995
Yeah man demon skills , knife throwing skills , boxing skills ...
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>>704069858
Guns are not for protection, guns are for in case you need to fight government tyranny.

Brass knuckles have no political role, only to hurt people/to defend yourself. That's why they aren't allowed.
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>>704073222
These trips dont lie.

Ill never be the same...
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>>704076680
Lol, cuz you're walking down the street with a baseball bat at all times. Never said I go looking for a fight, just that I don't have weak hands. I guarantee my hands are tougher than your jaw.

1. I don't go places where I don't think I'm safe. It's not worth getting in a fight, I have nothing to prove.
2. If I have to go, I take a gun. I have my concealed carry license. I carry whenever I can. I practice regularly.

Talk shit, have your brass knuckles or your baseball bat. I don't give a fuck. If it came down to it, I carry and I know how to use my handgun. There wouldn't be a fight, just a funeral.

"Better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6."
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>>704069493
Paperweights? Legal everywhere. At least that's what I was told when I bought a paperweight like the one in your pic
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>>704077646
What kind of fucking hillbilly gets in bar fights to begin with? If I got into a fight at a local bar some asshole would be on their phone calling the cops in less than a minute.
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>>704070673
You're a degenerate.
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>>704073333
>wasting quads
>not carrying a backup piece
>not murdering the faggot and planting a gun on him...
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>>704077589

So he could mash some potatoes? How the fuck are you going to science with a goddamn knuckleduster.

You a dumb motherfucker, anon.
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>>704069493
i seen a knife for sale with brass knuckles built in to the handle, i wished i bought it
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>>704077977
Dubs and whatever
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>>704072581
So is carrying guns in most federal buildings, and churches and schools if allowed by the people in charge of the particular place. We really are an awesome state.
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>>704077847

I carry too, motherfucker. You aren't that special. Quit talking stupid shit and pretend like you have some goddamn sense.

All that honor and manliness bullshit is for children and assholes with confidence problems.
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>>704074043
Real men aren't violent neanderthals with a sub-100 IQ who can't control their tempers when someone insults them because they need to 'stand up for yourself and be a man'.
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>>704077987
A degenerate with a hand-to-hand advantage and the law on my side. Fuck with me, bruh
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>>704078133
Nigga you got dubs too!
Stupid faggot tho
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>>704078534
Be honest... you're the bottom of your class, right?
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>>704078048
Mashed potatoes are delicious.
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>>704078534
>Fuck with me, bruh
>bruh
kill yourself.
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>>704079097

Something we can agree on, finally.

You're still a fuck, though.
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>>704079104
Stop talking to niggers.
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>>704079220
i'm a fuck?! what the fuck does that mean?
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>>704078534
Did you have a bad childhood?

Fighting is for faggots. I can only assume you have no responsibilities to care so little about going to court.
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>>704078442
>All that honor and manliness bullshit is for children and assholes with confidence problems.
^^^
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>>704079429
Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...
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>>704078442
>honor and manliness
>bullshit
>for children and assholes

Do you sit around jacking it while you think about how much you hate yourself? Does Jamal's dick really taste that good to you?

I never once said anything about honor nor did I use the word manliness. If your hands are so weak that you need brass knuckles, you'll probably break your hand using them. There's no need for them, they're a crutch at worst and a confidence booster at best, and regardless for bitches.

So your natural inclination is to read into it something that isn't there, and then tell me I deserve a beating with a baseball bat. I know you're too much of a pussy to act like this without the benefit of being an anonymous tool on the Internet. If you walked up to someone and spouted off like this you'd get your ass handed to you.

Just admit that you're self-hating faggot who's self-righteous and pedantic, all of which is derived from your obsessive need to be "intellectually superior" to everyone around you because you never measured up by any other facet. Not by a long shot. Pussy.
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>>704079798
Haha fuckin Austin Powers
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>>704079972
TL;DR
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Have any of you faggots seen, "Mike and Dave need wedding dates"? I'm considering downloading it but it looks pretty bad.
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>>704076403

>>704079972

It's called inference, fuckwit. Surely you've heard of it.

Well now we know you're just a thin-skinned bitch with serious imprinting problems. Anything else you wanna get off your chest, sweetheart?
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>>704079798
>shorn scrotum
>it's exhilarating, I suggest you try it.

FTFY
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>>704070392
lmao can't unsee it now
she was always so ugly.
idk why these faggots would spam her ugly face here hourly.
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>>704079972
>So your natural inclination is to read into it something that isn't there

If that's not the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is
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>>704080518
Because of "hurr durr, muh hit girl"
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>>704080594
>nigger grasps irony

But can you resist the banana?
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>>704069493
If not used properly you can brake your hand OP.
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>>704080594

Oh god I can't wait to see his response. This is gonna be fucking funny.
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>>704075481
God damn we need IDs. Guy you replied to. It's for deadly force situations only. Sure I might tote an ass whoopin. That's fine. But I won't die if you try to kill me. That I'm sure of. But I very likely won't tote that bad of an ass whoopin and the judge will side with me as I didn't start the damn fight to begin with because carriers don't look for confrontation. Plus you started a fight with me and I didn't kill you so I've got that going for me.
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>>704076210
If a nigger(tries to) stab you in the alley you shoot that nigger. Plain and simple
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>>704069493
youre not holding those right. please use them and break your hand
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>>704076358
>Brass knuckles are easily concealable and are intended to do grievous bodily harm instead of simply repelling or killing an assailant
So it's better to kill than to tax the hospital queues and insurance companies?
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>>704080979
Because when you get into a fight with someone you know whether they just want to learn you a lesson real good ah hee yuck or kill you? Must be nice being a mind reading wizard with a CC he doesn't need.
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>>704069493
Don't know if that's you in the pic, OP, but you'll break your little finger punching with those. Better to get a set that is too tight than too loose.
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>>704081216
>queues
You're not an American! Stay in your lane.
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>>704069594
I can confirm this is did two years of probation over these fuckers
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>>704081248
Well we can't very just go around shooting everyone that picks a fight with us now can we?
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This is legal. Short blade is legal everywhere
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>>704071485
looks like he'll be getting an acceptance letter for dindu university.
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>>704069493
You cant carry brass knuckles AND a gun in most states, only one or the other.
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>>704081476
Yeah you can, that's the purpose of carrying. Where do you live where people are trying to fight you but don't want to hurt or kill you?
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>>704081418
I'm not British either, but I'm not cucked enough to use american english
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>>704081571
Don't know what you're talking about.
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>>704071485
damn seems like they can do a lot of damage.
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>>704081697
>where people are trying to fight you but don't want to hurt or kill you
Not the anon you replied to, but here in new york, I can tell you anyone who starts a fight wants to hurt you. But few, even in this cesspool, want to kill you. Too much paperwork involved when you kill someone
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>>704080501
That's hilarious. So because I don't also exhibit your sense of self-hatred and mourn the fact that I'm male, I have "imprinting problems"?

You are aware that you're peacocking at least as much as I am, right? The difference is that you're bragging about your weakness and lack of masculinity (or at the very least, your indifference regarding your strength/weakness and masculinity) as if it somehow makes you better than me.

Which brings me back to my previous point. You're trying to appear intellectually superior, probably because you're below average in every other way.
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>>704081989
you could do the same thing with a rock. just carry a rock in your pocket and surprise the person who isn't attacking you from behind. embrace your inner nignog.
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>>704081697
There's this thing called deadly force. A fist fight does not construe deadly force and =/= a justified shoot. Now if during the course of the fight he escalates the situation to a deadly force situation then I'll gladly oblige. But in a fist fight its best to just say straight up that you're carrying and it usually fizzles. And if it doesn't and he goes for it then he went for it and you got a good shoot. Btw all you knuckfags... Pulling brass knuckles will get you justifiably shot by a CCer
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>>704081989
They can. That's the point of carrying them
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>>704069493
My dad had a few pairs of these. He was a cop. I think he was sort of dirty.
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>>704069863
Nearly a decade on this shithole of a site. These picture are pure gold.
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>>704074378
wew lads, that's some britbong tier shit right there
america yes
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>>704082121
Stop talking about fist fights, they're not realistic. Whatever street urchin attacking you has a weapon. They always have weapons. No sober person is going to attack you on the street without a weapon.
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>>704069858
because if you need to stick around long enough to beat someone, its not self defense.
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>>704069863
>chloe moretz
>carrying 2 pizzas
>personal servant brings up the rear with 3 bottles of coke
>every bite/sip is meant for her

Man the harpoons, boys
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>>704081697
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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>>704082484
She's bulking.
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>>704082464
Well that's the situation we were discussing. And usually it's not gonna be a sober person. What you're talking about sounds more like a mugging. And in that case they're usually presenting deadly force from the get go. And that does equal a good shoot. And you'd better be quick about it.
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>>704081531
Wait a sec, he posted the video on youtube himself? Did he not know that beating someone is illegal?
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>>704082658
That looks shooped. I can tell from some of the pixels, and from seeing a fair amount of shoops in my day
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>>704082748
>Did he not know that beating someone is illegal?
He's a dindu nignog. What do you think
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>>704082701
No we weren't. OP wasn't challenged to fisticuffs. It makes no sense to think someone or a group of people are going to come at you to fist fight and you're going to prevail because you had brass knuckles. What the fuck am I reading?!
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>>704072756
What do you call it?
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>>704069493
illegal but I carry mine anyway and a flick knife.
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>>704082110
That would be hilarious are you carrying anything with you tonight son ? yes officer this rock top kek
>>704082144
there are stealth brace knuckles as belts iv`e seen, I think you can do the same with like a 50 pennie roll and punch somebody not sure if it is true gonna try it on the punching bag.
hope I don`t fuck up my wrist do.
>>704082192
Sort of dirty ? ...... they just leave a little - <--- like that mark I got hit once on the cheek bone.
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>>704071133
Hahaha, what a retard.

You must be new if you think she's the queen of /b/.
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>>704082973
We were specifically talking about getting into a fist fight with an unarmed person. Unless you weren't who I started this conversation with. We need IDs. Either way if they're armed I will shoot without hesitation. If not I'll do a "defensive display" or tell them I'm armed to attempt to deescalate the situation. If they go for it they go for it. No skin off my nuts. And if I'm being mugged it's shoot first ask questions later. Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
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>>704076407
Of all the autistic stories that didn't happen today, this didn't happen the most.
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>>704082993
A rifle. An assault rifle has very specific characteristics that you won't find on a typical Americans AR15
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>>704083155
If you keep your wrist straight when you punch, you'll be fine.
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>>704071485
>needing brass knuckles for a dude you out weigh by 50lbs
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Its a weapon.
All weapons are fair game in america.
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>>704083407
"assault rifle" is a pejorative term used by leftist faggots to undermine gun rights. the concept is subversive and unAmerican.
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>>704083605
does it give it more strenght on the punch ?
or how does it work honestly I remember seeing it somewhere just don`t remember where years ago.
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>>704083680
No. Assault "rifle" is a real term used by the military to define their weapons. Assault "weapons" is the liberal feefee language used to define scary looking regular rifles.
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>>704083407
You do realise that some "Assault Rifles" are legal in America, therefore making your point invalid.
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>>704082041

That's cute. Let me tell you exactly why I'm better than you.
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>>704083407
This.
Assault rifles are incredible difficult to buy in the US. None of the mass shooting you'e heard about were done with an assault riffle.
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>>704083800
it's not a "real term" you stupid little girl. you'll be going to the ovens when the time comes.
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>>704081531
>kid running his mouth to a nigger with brass knuckles

the kid who got rocked looked like a faggot anyway
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>>704083218
Judy Hopps is the queen of b.
You know you wanna the bunny.
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>>704083734
Makes your punch more solid, therefore causing more of an impact.
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>>704083838
I wasn't the one saying they weren't. I was just correcting the verbiage. I could own whatever I want providing I fill out the paperwork
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>>704082658
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>>704083734
It adds mass/weight to your fist, and prevents a small amount of compression of your fingers into your palm. Its not like punching somebody with a steel gauntlet, but it hurts more than a regular unarmed punch
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>>704083854
Even better there have been 2 murders since the 1930's regulation with assault rifles. 2!!!!!!
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>>704083892
K
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>>704083950
oh ok thanks
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>>704083800
In the Military we don't call any weapon an assault weapon we call it by its name. M16A2, M4A1, M9, ect. Don't listen to the media they are all full of shit. They started using the term assault rifle because the AR at the beginning of AR-15 was mistaken for meaning that. In reality AR stands for Armalite an AR manufacturer.
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>>704083854
>zips your body bag
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>>704084076
probably gonna start carrying sounds nice.
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>>704084213
>in the military we only use given names, not classifications
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>>704084196
A lot of people in Australia use a lighter instead.

Good size for your palm.
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>>704084368
we don't use your made up kike classifications you filthy rat.
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>>704084456
>because the military is above the law
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>>704084564
Shall Not Be Infringed.
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>>704082817
Old fag confirmed
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>>704084686
/Pol called they want their meme back.
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>>704069493
Is that for fisting?
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>>704083840
>let me tell you exactly why I'm better than you.
>followed by no explanation whatsoever

Man, you sure showed me. Golly gee, that sure is a fantastic list of reasons. Oh wait.

You just had to say something, didn't you? Gotta have that last word! It means you won the argument, after all. Never mind the fact that you haven't managed to say anything.

Go ahead. Wow me. I know you'll reply. You can't not, you have a need to prove your superiority.
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Everything is legal til u get caught
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>>704085152
Oh look, it's one of Hillary's advisors!
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>>704084982
this is just what the jews want you to believe.
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>>704071703
Pull those out on a conceal carry. Your whore of a mom can then cry on national news claiming what a good boy you WERE. And yes. You got those on and aggress someone, IMMINENT FEAR OF DEATH. but please go on and explain why brass knuckles aren't a,deadly weapon. They will crack a skull in one good hit.
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>>704085749
How many watermelons have you punched with your knuckles?
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>>704071485
Fucking dindu cold cocking probably would of got rolled Fucking hate Nigers
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>>704073990
Lol GA is a shit hole champ
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>>704085951
Do you reckon?
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>>704085844
I don't punch. I shoot. No time for stupid shit. Not risking injury to self. Because guess what. You can win a fist fightband still fucking loose (lasting injury).I'm ex military. Combat Engineer. Any situation that i will be in at this point will be self defense and I carry a S.A. XD/mod 2 sub compact .40 S&W.

You agress me with a set up brass knuckles. 3-4 seconds is about what you got left. Ill empty before your body hits the goddam ground. Which is legal. "Stop the threat"
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>>704075366
I think you might be suffering from chronic brain swelling
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>>704086374
Dusty, is this you?
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>>704084213
Guy you replied to. Assault rifle was invented by the Germans. I know what it means and where it came from. And no. The designation wasn't from the AR15 being mistaken.
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>>704086610
the jews coined it in tel aviv in the early 90's.
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>>704086374
>3-4 seconds
>implying a person can't pin your arm/grab your gun/knock you the fuck out in 3-4 seconds
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>>704086935
This. Ninjas are on the rise in my city too. No one is safe.
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>>704085951
Nah. GA is best GA. Best weapons laws without going full constitutional. Can have any NFA item. Can carry any weapon I can legally own. Illegal to create a database of permit holders. Permit covers all weapons carried however you want. No permit and I can still carry in my car, at home, and at work however I want. No guns signs bear no weight of law(I always giggle when I walk past them while concealing)
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>>704086717
>coined it in the early 90's.

That means the description is invalid
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>>704087023
If I saw you giggling next to my "no guns" sign I would ask you to leave.
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>>704083404
>stories that did happen.

U sucking the single fattest part of my dick.


You're hands doen the gayest faggot on 4chins...

>pic related
>u
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>>704087115
i know mordecai! i've been tweeting that since 2012.
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>>704086717
No the Germans coined it during WWII with the STG 44 or "Sturmgewehr 44". God damn everyone here is connected to the Internet. How is this so hard?
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>>704087178
And I would. You have that right. Then you'd lose a bunch of business.
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>>704086935
You watch to many movies. Chuck Norris.
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>>704087851
more like too much boxing. ll it takes is one well placed punch to knock a guy out cold
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>>704080811
this; basically instead of following through with the punch you have to swipe and aim for glancing blows.

>>704081358
dont listen to this guy, your fingers need a little wiggle room. if the rings are flush with your fingers, your fingers might get snapped if you follow a punch through
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>>704069594
cali fag here can confirm illegal, doesnt mean you wont run into them though. Its actually harsher punishment to be carrying these around in california or a butterfly knife than a loaded gun
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>>704088929
Right-o. God youre a box of stupid & ignorance. How old are you. Still in high school? If that..

Snap ylur fingers 3 times. 15-21 ft are where most engagements start at. Youre gonna cover that ground and 1 hit k.o. someone with a handgun from that range you stupid fuck? We'll just call you Trayvon Martin.

Or how about Anton Sterling? Or any other criminal nigger blm has cried about on national t.v. that thought they were gonna do the same.
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>>704090000
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>>704069493
Basically don't carry them, even if it's legal where you live you'll get charged for something
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>>704090002
Essentially this. If you bring anything other than a gun to a gun fight you'd better make it quick, and make it count because you will only get one shot. I can be out, on target, and first shot fired in under a second and mag dumped within 3. Reloaded in 2 and I'm back to a low ready on a full mag in under 6 seconds.
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>>704069594
Wisco
Legal with ccw
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>>704090842
GA. Same.
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>>704073990
Wow you're fucking retarded
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>>704091211
K
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>>704090662
>armchair general: the post

let's get real, haley von magpul--you'd be fumbling around like the chubby uncoordinated retard you've always been, and Tyrone would take your wallet

not that attacking people who have guns is a good idea in general, though.
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>>704081471
>Did 2 years of probation
>PROBATION

You didn't do time...don't make it sound like you did. You were some autistic kid then and now. Shut the fuck up you fake nigger faggot. TRIGGERED.
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>>704087178
>would kick some one out of their business for giggling
Imma take a wild ass guess here and say that you don't own a business
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>>704074378

> Ive seen arrests for having a roll of dimes

No....you haven't.
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>>704076922
If you have that much skill your just better with modified darts easy to hide easy to hit
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>>704091437
K
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>>704077977
damsun!
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>>704069493
Illegal, only a puss would use them. Just get a fucking permit and a gun, least it would be a lot more legal than this shit.
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>>704071485
HE DINDU NUFFIN HE WERE A GUUD BOI
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In KY you can carry them but you have to have a concieled carry license
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>>704094115
You don't know shit. They are not illegal.
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>>704094115
So wait. Brass knuckles are a puss thing to use, but being a bitch, staying far away and shooting someone isn't?
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>>704069493
Brass knolls, illegal
Belt buckle shaped like brass knolls, legal
gang related
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>>704069493
It's an ornate paper weight. Not illegal

Of course in Oregon you can do what you want as long as you don't show the police. Last week the old fuck at the army surplus store had a 12ct box of live grenades, $30 a pop and some farmer bought them to kill gophers or some shit. Of course the owner is batshit insane and sells stuff nobody should have, he had a live claymore in his shop window until his son came by and thought his dad was gonna blow up a city block.
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