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ITT we act like civilized upper class white people at a bar-b-que.

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ITT we act like civilized upper class white people at a bar-b-que.

Until someone gets trips

>then we chimp out

Trips flips us back and forth
>gogogogogogogo
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Wow! This brisket is exquisite Jennifer!
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where is my nigger? elizabeth dearest would you fetch my nigger i think i left him in the trunk
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Oh Rodney! You sure are one crazy gringo!
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>>704068388
Sir! The proper term is "Negro", but yes where is that lazy nigger?
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>>704067850
excuse me sir, but do you have any grey Poupon? you do? Splendid!
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>>704068670
Well normally I wouldn't, but I knew you were coming Jack!
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Man, I sure do love a good game of pigskin. Pass me the ball James!
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>>704069179
nudes pls also hws thos ribs i brought to the barbeque if you like them you can licky licky m dicky dicky yumymuyuymyumuym thats you eating my dicky dicky cause its so tasty wasty :D
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>>704069652
Lul wut?
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>>704069652
Who invited the weirdo from around the corner? I say, he should be more polite.
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>>704069179
larkin love fools
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>>704067850
Goodness! This Blanquette de Veau is absolutely splendid. As the French say: "Mes compliments au chef!"
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>>704069785
shyt he yck yp greg u gate tiy@
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https://2new1.fjcdn.com/reaction_gifs/Where+have+i+seen+the+first+one+before+_ff0e4c91dfa89c817d8099461b8c5289.gif
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well fuck thats not how you add gifs to 4chan
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>>704069902
Oh Francis we always love it when you come!
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>>704067850
xD why is joseph smith the white guy meme?
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Hey Ted, are those new Skechers?
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>>704069652
Delet this
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>>704070217
I couldn't decide between bringing the cheese course and the caviar for my crudite assortment, so I said, 'what the heck!' and brought both! Enjoy!

Where's the Rosé?
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Oh wont you look at the time. Time to start putting on the steaks so we can get a nice even medium rare
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Do you got veggie burgers here? I am not quite content feasting on the flesh of slavimals.
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got you this time cunt
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Yes, I do enjoy the stories MostlyHetero posted on his wattpad like in the old 2004 days of /b/.

I really enjoyed Michael and the Sex Goblin.

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin

It really ensnares the senses.
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AY YO WHAT IT DO MY NIGGAS
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You chaps are exquisite!
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>>704070718
kek
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Is this pita bread non gmo??
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>>704070685
spotted the nigger.

'do you got' ... come on learn you some damn English!
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Can you pass the sunscreen please
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>>704071341
Here you go Ronald, it's spf 120
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Good day fine sirs, would someone be so kind as to pass me a refreshing apple cider?
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>>704071341
Ron you aren't albino come on man! A little sun never hurt anyone
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I don't know how to feel about black people.
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>>704071557
Oh no, I forgot the cider! Is iced tea ok? It's my grandmothers recipe
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I say, I'm glad I'm a white college athlete, arent you Reginald? Our privilege is top notch. I cannot imagine the lives of those commoners.
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>>704071663
Iced tea is quite fine, thank you
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Sorry I'm late gents, ran into a bit of trouble on the trolley, nevertheless, I have arrived!
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>>704067850

It's spelt barbecue.
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Honey! Have you seen my "kiss the cook" apron?!
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>>704071693
As a quite profound feminist I must dare you must checketh thy divine privilege
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BOIS
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I must leave the affair early unfortunately, I have a gathering to attend. Please see the enclosed corresponding illustration for reference.
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Rub a dub dub, three naggers in a tub, here comes the dubs
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>>704071908
WE DEM BOIS
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>>704071946

But sir! Do you not remember, the auction was rescheduled for this Sunday!

>>704071977

Hah! I love your humor Reginald. So, "out there".
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Hello there, mentlegem
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>>704071860
Hahahaha, Martha. Would you kindly head back in for some lemonade for the rest of the crew team? And... please... no more gin or I'll have to let them know your secret (about the "dark" neighbor). You don't want that, do you Martha?
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>>704067850
I just love these "Asian" bbq sauce. Teriyaki, right Christopher?
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>>704069652
>>704069728
>>704069943
>>704070217
>>704070704
>>704070798
I do say, can someone please contact Ralph's home security team to escort these dirtmongers to the street?
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What a fine gathering of my fellow white men...cheers and field negroes for all!
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can i be a nigger yet
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Yo I herd dere was chik-n.
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>>704072122
Tallyho good sir, well met!
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Ooga booga.
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Pardon me. Can someone point me towards the paper plates.

I've had a long day of not being a leech on society and don't want to accidentally make a mess due to fatigue...
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>>704072176
Mmmm yes! quite a swell gathering. Oh Isaac I forgot to tell you. I have recently purchased a new yaught and figured your family would like to go on vacation with us in the Bahamas.
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>>704072444
>>704072444
>>704072444
>>704072444
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I say, this hotdog is magnificent, Charles!
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>>704072176
I could almost say they don't look like such a menace to society when we put them to work, wouldn't you gentlemen agree? Of course, we all know what would happen if we let them run the farm themselves!

JERMONE, FETCH ME SOME MORE SCOTCH, NEAT, WILL YOU?

>>704072444
OH SHYT, WHER DA WHITE BITCHES AT
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>>704072444
now shit hits the fan
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>>704072444
SHIET NIGGA WAS GUD WER DA WITE WOMEN AT
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>>704072355
Bless me, an example must be set, wouldn't you say Quentin?
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>>704072444
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
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>>704072444
AWWWW SHIT NIGGA I BROUGHT SOME KFC FOR YDAT AZZ...

SHEEEEEEEEEEEET...

NOW ALLAH YALL DONT BE TURNIN UP MY BRUTHAS
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>>704072444
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>>704072444
GO HED MUH NIGGA GET DEM BICH ASS PUCIS OUT HER
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SHIIEEEEET NIGGAS WHAT IT DO!?
SOMEUN PASS DA FUGGIN WATERMELONE!
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>>704072444
Yo fuck. Fuck took my fordy? Fuck this hine-kin. Nigga, imma get my glock.
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>>704072635
Sup nigga, gimme dem wings. Shit.
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Howdy gents! Sorry I'm late! My wife had a little guffaw. Please pass the grey poupon.
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>>704073127
fuck off faggot
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>>704072918
well at least it'll be a short fight
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Whoa fellas! Haha! Nice house! Where's the coke? Stock market ate my lunch today!
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Hey Jerome, watch my spliff bro. I'm gonna to show dem white fucks Reginald and Rodney how dem niggers treat a bitch. Those white married hoes are gonna see why black lives matter tonight.
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>>704072444
Eyo where my chickn wangz at nigguh? yall better not be pussyin out and not bring ma chickn wangz
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>>704073185
Now now mr grim, were you raised by a cunt of a mother? Let's all be genteel!
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>>704073185

Oh dear anon, it looks like you've lost your temper! No worries my good man, all is forgiven.
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>>704073473
Thank you dear sir...you see my field negroes have been giving me quite the headache lately..they are properly beaten now and locked back in their shed
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>>704073473
hey someone got trips go full ape, OP said so
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SHEEEIT
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Forget blackup, I'm calling for an end to these colored shenanigans! KKK is trips, we're on the way. If not this post, soon.
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>>704073776
The niggers must have stolen one, this WAS trips!
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>>704073776
Was gud Lil nigga I'll bet yo punk ass bich
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>>704073687
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>>704073847

AYO FUCK BOI WES AINT GOIN NO WHERE
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>>704073776
Hand me my revolver Jason! We gotta keep these animals in line!
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I am disappointed at the lack of Guacamole!
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>>704073847
WE HERFUH LYFE, NYUKKA!
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Dam son we gotta destroy dose white pussies
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Not yet. Not this post, but soon. You white gents will have your lovely affair and pleasantries back!
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Oy vey friends, might I ask where the hummus is?
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>>704074332
>>704073776
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>>704074332
Stolen again. The nigger scourge must be beaten down!
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>>704074204
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>>704067850
>upper class
>bbq

Like they'd ever cook their own food.
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>>704074512


Da white man be keeping us down sheeit.
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>>704072444
NIGGA gang gang nigga yognomesayinnigga gang gang bang nigga BLOOD nigga BLOOD bang bang
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We will get our trips back gentlemen even I have to hang 'em all one by one
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>>704074739
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>>704074401
Fuck the white trips.
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>>704074739
>new rule
singles lynches a fake hustlin' ass nigga
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>>704074830
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>>704074739
Try it bitch.
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>>704074950
try en hang me now cuh
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>>704074930
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Back to hell with you damn Negroes!
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>>704075072
anytime...
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>>704075072
Shiet nigga il beat yo betch ass all day
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Nigga we gonna keep stealing your faggot white ass trips.
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I say
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>>704075431
WE HEAR ALL DEY NUGGAH
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>>704075353
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OP can we change to dubs?
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Dis party gud
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>>704075785
Why? The niggers will just steal them too.
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>>704075847
OH SHET NUGGUH HE OVERDOSIN ON WATUH MELONE

CALL DA AMBA LANCE
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>>704075785
Trips on my fangas: you can't change shit.
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Fuck the whitey, we got ya backs now niggas. We here to stay, and so are the white bitches.
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>>704076033
AMBER LAMPS you fucking honkey cracker piece of shit!
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I'M A FUCKING BLACK MALE
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If there's one thing niggers understand, it's lasers. I'm here friends, the day is ours.
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>>704076644
Now you're not
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>>704076644
NIGGA SHUT YO BECH ASS UP OR I WILL FUCK THAT WHITE MET GOT IT??
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We jus gettin started
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>>704077178
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>>704077340
We've been defeated. They multiply too quickly. Niglets everywhere
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Op here

You're all a bunch of faggots who ruined a good thread
> kill yourselves

Thank you
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>>704067850
It sure is a nice day for some rape. It's good to know that, as a white man I will face no legal consequences for my actions.
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>>704077597
Set trip to dubs to get it back on track then swap back to trips when order has been restored...faggot
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>>704077597
>not op
>says kys, newfag
>new fag
>new
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>>704077597
Get so fuck outta here. Dis is my niggas house now.
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>>704067850
ayo good chum could you pass me thee hemp by any chance?
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>>704077773
off by one...you could have saved us all
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Was good
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DAT BABAKYOO SMEW GOOOD, NYUAHHGHKKA@@!#!
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Nigger
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>>704078152
Muh nigga was gud
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I know exactly how to bring the trips back.
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>>704078346
We tap dat all day bruh
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>>704077919
He tried his best, now we're all fucked!
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>>704078346
wow, more pls

do not care if this results in our death
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>>704078346
>>704078457
White girl, black man's kryptonite
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>>704078346
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Last try brothers. Godspeed.
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i ain steel in 8 days i feel weid niggas
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What if we build a wall?
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>>704078613
> Harrison, AR

Yeah there is a kkk clan there no surprise
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>>704067850
go back to Africa
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>>704078621
jerome, you need ta steel, nigga, how else we gon' make dough
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>>704078878
Dammit
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>>704078842
pls
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>>704078842
pretty pls
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Band together brothers! We will recapture the blacks!
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>>704079003
dang
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>>704078871
nigga do du welfare duh hoo da fuq yu tink i am
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>>704078621
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guys it smells terrible here now
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>>704079241
shit tyrone, get your black ass up
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>>704079668
yo be careful nigga
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I'll lure them into the kitchen with this white girl, you guys do the rest.
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how you take a selfie on hhaere
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>>704080063
Shiet nigga dat ain't dat free fone
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>>704080063
>>704074830
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>>704073016
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Looky here nigga
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>>704081044
>>704081344
Are these from a movie?
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Elizabeth wheres the dog? Fetch it so I can put my dick inside of it. After that I can stick my dick inside our children they sure will enjoy it!
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>>704082135
I think so, I originally saw it on a clip online annd snapped a couple photos but the video was later taken down

some dude undressed her and she they they started kissing, you hear the door open and then she covers up

it was a pretty sweet video, haven't seen it in years but I'd love to have a fap to it again because the pics only go so far
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>>704082515
Dude I need that video, her belly is perfect. Any more pictures?
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>>704082710
I wish man.

If you ever find it please post it around this board, maybe we'll come across each other in future bread.
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>>704083527
Last question, did you recognize any of the actors at all?
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