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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Why?
Jews
and people look at you weird when your not cir. like wtf
>>704061622
No, they're looking at you weird because you're walking around without your pants on in public. Otherwise most people would never know if you're circumcised or not.
>>704061407
it was supposed to discourage masturbation
>>704061502
don't forget muslims
>>704061407
Y'all just mad cuz ur dicks look hella gross
>>704062266
which one?
>>704062325
The uncut ones
Also there parents were poorfaga
>>704062466
Oooooo check my dubs twice niggers
>>704062466
i think it depends on the penis. both cut and uncut can look gross.
>>704062266
>>704062466
also, nice dubs.
Hey /b, i have phimosis. Should i get circumsiced or just kill myself?
>>704062749
We gotta dickologist here guys don't worry..
>>704061407
Fuck man, if it really makes sex feel better, then I am happy I do not have it. I would come way to fast.
its was originally done to reduce the pleasure of masturbation and done by sick old religious men.
>>704061407
i am circumcised but dick looks like the one on the left.
>>704062928
This
Being uncircumcised=over sensitive nerves on head of dick.
>>704062266
In what world does CUT look better than uncut, do you have some sort of mental retardation brainquake going on in there
>>704062933
This.
The guy behind Kellogg's Cornflakes is responsible for it.
>>704062889
you see a lot of dicks on /b/
>>704061407
male g-spot is the prostate, the pic in OP's post would be more akin to a clitoris. That meme is shit and needs to be fixed
>>704063247
Just ask any girl, they wouldn't touch your turtleneck tictac dick with a one meter pole.
>>704062928
What's wrong with cuming fast? Do you think I give a fuck if the chick gets off at all?
>>704063594
I don't need to ask,in my country its not normal to be circumcised so if anything, a cut dick would gross a grill out. Plus I like dicks so I'd ask a guy what he wanta.
>>704063068
Over sensitive? More like being cut = deadened nerves due to friction.
Good luck with your dead dick, cut-fag.
>>704063247
Fucking the Jew S of A
>>704063068
>>704062933
or you learn to control that shit? haven't had issues since I was 17, grow up. learn how to control your dick and ejaculation. do you still get random boners too?
Jesus fucking christ man up you pussies, it's just some skin. Uncircumcised dicks are so weird and unnatural looking, I don't get why you'd want it uncut. I bet they always smell disgusting. I know they look disgusting for sure. Besides, all women prefer circumcised penises. Oh and uncut cocks get diseases and infections really easily.
You uncut cucks are just jealous. Admit it, you're jealous that you don't have a sleek, magnificent cut penis like it's meant to be.
>>704064030
this, cutfags often have issues not feeling shit during sex and having mediocre orgasms
>>704062928
>>704063068
>I'm h-h-happy I was m-m-mutilated, guys
hahaha this psychological defense mechanism justifying their genital mutilation.
>all these fags ITT that care so much about someone else's dick
>>704061407
Why not?
>>704063594
Only jews, merifats and mudslimes cut their dicks. Go anywhere else and chicks will be repulsed by your mutilated crotch.
>I'm g-g-glad my p-p-parents listened to my Jewish d-d-doctor and paid him to cut my d-d-dick up
>>704064271
this
only had compliments about my dick my entire life.
>>704064235
THIS is how it looks natural, the fact that you find a huge scar on 1/4th of your dick natural-looking says enough, shill
>>704064235
>being this Jewish
>>704062889
i'm a femanon and that's just my perspective on cut and uncut dicks.
i don't know what men think about when they judge other guys penises. i mean unless you're gay you're clearly not thinking about how that dick is going to feel inside of your mouth, right?
>>704061834
KEK
>>704064346
Murican here
Uncut as well
Never really saw what the big deal is lol
>>704064522
no you're not
That's right, Goyim. It looks .....erm.....cleaner......and.....erm.........who needs a foreskin anyway,,,,amirite? Now make your payment so we can cut your baby boy's dick up.
You paying by cash or debit card?
>>704064235
Pretty sure it's the other way around. If I wanted a dried up, sand-paper looking dick, I'd get circumcised but I don't. The fuck you gonna do about your already ruined dick?
>>704064616
this
>>704064522
You know the rules
>>704064235
>natural dicks look unnatural
This is what the cutfags try to tell themselves
>all women prefer circumcised penises
kek
>>704064605
it never dawned on me before, but what do guys seriously think about when they r8 each others cocks?
>>704064749
>>704061407
>>704064271
LOOK AT THIS DELICIOUS GREEN APPLE AND THIS NASTY ASS RED APPLE I JUST PROVED THAT ALL GREEN APPLES ARE BETTER THAN RED APPLES USING LOGIC U MAD? U MAD?
>>704064858
They are, though.
Hey cutfags. Your mother rubbed your stolen foreskin into her face because she believed it would reduce her wrinkles.
HAHAHHA AMERICA
Circumcised foreskin sold to cosmetic manufacturers for profit:
http://voices.yahoo.com/human-foreskins-big-business-cosmetics-201840.html
>>704064758
Every study has shown that the vast majority of females prefer a cut dick. Either way it is irrelevant for most, as in my case, did not choose to be cut or not, it was forced in us. You all need to do some reflection on your lives if this is the shit that matters to you.
>>704064411
>>704064422
The fact is, cut guys last much longer than uncut. I'd hate to imagine what it's like to masturbate or have sex and just cum in under a minute. It takes at least half an hour for me with lube. The foreskin is a genetic defect as far as I'm concerned.
I know you wanna defend your foreskin, but sometimes you just gotta man up and admit foreskin is bad. I mean heck, almost every American man is cut, and we're the best country in the world. That's no coincidence.
Turtleneck circumcision here. I would actually be happy if it weren't for the fact that my glans is beat up.
>>704064815
length, girth, general curve or lack thereof, general shape I guess, also veins. since they provide better stimulation but look more gross.
basically, the better it pleases a girl, the better. we rate ourselves with how good the girls feels...
>>704064411
this is actually a pretty good example of a prime dick...
>>704062859
Stretches and cream. Get partial circ if need be.
>>704065175
not true, i can fuck for an hour at least an give multiple orgasms with my torpedo dick
>>704065162
American studies with american women.
>>704065162
every AMERICAN study.
which are also not even close to reliable since they're modulated to please the public and have them keep doing it.
>>704062167
I've never once felt like masturbating was difficult being circumcised, but I suppose I've never had the opportunity to masturbate with an uncut dick to compare it.
Just because someone's gonna say you need it; you don't need lube to masturbate while circumcised.
i've been both uncut and cut, and i prefer being cut
>>704064271
The one on the right is clearly cut, fucking retard.
>>704063900
Nobody asked
>>704061407
becuz god is real bro
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
>>704065162
>Every study has shown that the vast majority of females prefer a cut dick.
>Doesn't cite one such study
Sure thing, Jewcock.
If that was true and if I gave a fuck what women think, I could mutilate my dick by choice.
You have no choice. Your choice was ripped away from you while you screamed in agony and you will never have that back, and never know what it's supposed to feel like.
I pity you, really.
>>704064858
show me a picture of any two healthy, normal penises, one cut and the other uncut. i can pretty much guarantee that you won't find a single cut dick which looks better than an uncut one.
>>704065175
bullshit, the more experience you get the longer you last. it requires a little training and your orgasms are SOOOO much better. sex feels fucking amazing when you're uncut (generally), just train yourself a bit. it's like potty training. it's annoying at the start but in the end you dont shit your pants anymore
>>704061407
Some of us didn't have a choice. My Catholic/Anglican parents cut me for hygiene purpose. Cut Mastercocks FTW
Take a look at that picture. It is a picture of an unmutilated penis. You see how clean and healthy the penis in the picture looks? It has a foreskin. It's a fully intact penis. It is how a penis is supposed to look. The glans is actually supposed to be an internal organ. The foreskin protects the glans, keeping it moist and helping to retain sensitivity. The foreskin contains thousands of touch-sensitive nerve endings called Meissner's Corpuscles.
The foreskin represents at least a third of the penile skin. It protects the glans from abrasion and contact with clothes. The foreskin also increases sexual pleasure by sliding up and down on the shaft, stimulating the glans by alternately covering and exposing it. This can occur during masturbation or intercourse. Friction is minimized, and supplementary lubrication is not needed. Without the foreskin, the glans skin, which is normally moist mucous membrane, becomes dry and thickens considerably in response to continued exposure. This change reduces its sensitivity. In addition, the loss of a secretion called smegma of the inner foreskin layer removes natural lubrication.
Now look at the picture again. Now back to me. A lot of you Americans reading this do not have a foreskin. Some of you may have had it removed for genuine medical reasons, but most of you would have had it removed while still an infant through no choice of your own.
You have been mutilated. You have lost an important part of your manhood that you can never get back and was probably taken from you without your consent.
If I was you, I would be angry. I would demand to know why this needless act of mutilation was carried out on me.
I love to see people not realizing of wanting to believe that their parents fucked up their sexual organ forever.
Cutfags will never understand how much more pleasurable it is when your dick actually got it's most sensetive part intact.
>>704065539
Keep your pity, I don't want it from someone who hypes up such a minor issue. I bet you were excited for No Man's Sky too.
>>704065476
What? Are you retarded?
America is gay
>>704065715
>>704064411
these are indeed nice cocks
>>704062167
muslims, like christians, are abrahamic. ie, they still got circumcision from the jews.
newfag
>>704063068
That's not how it works. It doesn't make you cum any faster, it just makes it more enjoyable.
>>704065727
Damn. Did you really have to stoop that low? Bringing NMS into this? Fuck.
>>704065723
Unless you've had sex while uncut and cut, you don't know either fag.
>>704065727
>right to genital integrity is a minor issue
Imagine how women would react if it was legal to cut up baby girl's labias.
Female Genital Mutilation is illegal in teh USA and all other developed countries. But the Jews have ensured that they can keep profiting from mutilating America's baby boys.
>>704064858
Jealous cutfag detected
being cut is just more sanitary you fuking idiots
like, go take a shower
>>704065791
No bitch or fag wants to suck your dick cheese!
>>704065236
that's a good system. i was thinking maybe it had something to do with admiration, but wasn't quite sure if you guys were thinking a little deeper about it.
thanks, anon.
Listen all you uncut cuck eurofags, if you care about dicks so much why don't you suck my superior circumcised American cock? Faggots! Circumcision is the way to go, it's uncivilized and dirty to leave your foreskin on.
>>704066117
>it's uncivilized and dirty to leave your foreskin on.
People who mutilate their dicks
>JEWS
>MUSLIMS
>NIGGERS
>AMERICANS
Wow, America, way to go.
>>704064411
That's not a scar on 1/4 of the dick. Did you really think that?
If you were to peel back your smegma sleeve, the skin on your shaft underneath it would look exactly like a circumcised penis. Just wetter and way grosser. And speckled with smegs.
And who do you think anyone here is shilling for? The fucking circumcision industry?
>>704066036
Its your problem dirty Amerifag if you can't follow basic hygiene, filthy fat fuck.
>>704066117
>>704066057
just just my take on it though, it's how I rated, it's how I would want to be rated.
>>704066036
it's called hygiene. it's where you shower daily and clean properly after sex or fap.
a part of the cut argument seems to just be laziness, too lazy to but a bit of effort in your genitals looking good and being presentable to the people you're fucking.
and that's why I'm a high-rated sexual partner and you've only still fucked your cousin, pleb
>>704066304
refer to >>704066379
>>704061407
Well, I'm cut and I get laid at least three times a week. I enjoy it and the girls I bang enjoy it.
I guess the "why?" is short for "why do uncut fags care so much about other dude's dicks?"
>>704066117
That's right, Goyim. Defend and justify your mutilation. Don't let those Eurocucks tell you we can't mutilate your baby boys' dicks.
>>704066379
>>704066366
funny that doesnt look like a mudslime or nigger, you sure that europe?
>>704066557
and of course the "cut american" is actually german.
so, yeah.
>>704066557
Mudslimes and niggers are still more atractive than fat, disgusting Amerifats
>this triggers the cutfag
>>704066366
The european looks like a skinny faggot. The American looks like a real man, with a cut penis like it's meant to be.
>>704066717
>dats the joke
The European is a Brazilian model. So he's technically American. Again, dat's the joke.
>>704062939
Same here. Mine was done in England, not sure if that matters but I still have my manclit
>>704065999
>ritual circumsion with oral suction
LooooooooooooooL
That example is so cherry picked I wanna keep the argument going because we're on /b and fuck you and all that. But I see your point. If you wanna start a petition, I'll join in but I'm lazy as fuck and pretty ok with my "mutilated" pp so don't expect more than an internet signature.
>>704065715
>mfw want foreskin back
oh look, another faggot thread
>>704066503
Damn right I won't. I love my cut penis, it's great.
I'm a girl and I love mutilated penis the BESTEST.
My friend Savanah had this, like, German boyfriend and he, like had this totally unmutilated, like, penis. It was, like, sooooo, disgusting.
I mean, like, HELLO, it's 2016, people. Cut your dick up or you ain't gettin this honey.
Am I right?
Hey, did you guys see the latest episode of Keeping up the the Kardashians?
>>704064235
Heh, if we wanted to be cut, we could get cut.
Somebody's assblasted.
>>704066732
Most people are more attractive than fat disgusting people. That's why we have descriptors like "fat" or "disgusting" to name a couple.
>>704067145
I'm sure you do buddy, keep telling yourself that, maybe one day the pain of having your manhod cut up will go away
>>704067024
well, you'll never get a woman with that cucked out defeatist mentality. it doesn't matter how big your smegflap is.
>tfw your mother rubbed your foreskin onto her wrinkles
>>704063594
Look in the mirror and say this to yourself:
"I'm okay with someone literally cutting part of my dick off if it means more female approval."
>>704063594
>ask any girl
I like how this is turning out to be
>>704067243
I feel no pain or regret! I know for a fact that circumcision is good. You just want to defend your barbaric practice of not cutting your dicks.
>>704063594
>ask any girI
>>704063594
>>ask any girl
>>704066379
if you're uncut, it's nice when you clean before sex as well.
>>704065175
>implying you know how long uncut men last
How many men have you slept with huh?
>implying women want American men in the first place
Ask any woman you know (I realize finding someone other than your mother may be difficult) who they'd rather have sex with. God-tier,uncut, European man or mutilated, Jew-controlled American?
>>704063594
>ask any girl
kek
>>704065612
>SOOOOO much better
So you've done a comparison then?
>>704067674
>fact
>not cutting of parts of a baby's body = barbaric
k fam
>>704063594
>Just ask any girl
>>704063594
>Just ask any girl,
>>704063594
>Just ask any girI,
>>704067488
Whether or not we're ok with it is irrelevant, it's already happened and for most cutfags, it's been that way as long as we've had memories so it's not really anything weird.
But hey if I'm gonna get the short end of the stick, having an ever so slight edge in sex appeal will have to suffice.
>>704063594
>Just ask any girI
>>704067135
>>704063594
>ask any girl
>>704063594
>ask any girI
>>704061407
>this thread
Most people don't care. Anyone who does is a twat
>>704068195
>>704068050
>>704067996
Could you stop samefagging please.
>>704063594
>>ask any girl
>>704068147
>implying have a cut dick gives you more sex appeal
lol
>>704067823
if you do the basic hygiene thing i said then that isn't really necessary. obviously after sporting and stuff, take a good shower etc. then behind the skin it should be dry and there should be no residue or smell. it's how I've been doing it since I was a kid. father is doctor so hygiene of any kind was always a big thing. have received nothing but praise for it.
>>704067920
I've talked with enough americans/jews to know a substantial part of them is having issues with not feeling a lot during sex and having meh orgasm, not being that interested in sex because of it etc. having a fully function dick is critical to a healthy sex drive
>>704063594
>>ask any girI
>>704068321
>it's not very big but at least I have foreskin
>better save all these pics to prove to the world how great foreskin is
>>704064522
It's not gay if you do it for science.
>>704063594
>Just ask any girl
>>704068432
Did you even read the post I was replying to? They implied it, not me.
>>704068468
>projecting this much
>>704063594
>>Just ask any girI,
>>704063594
>ask any girl,
>>704064815
Straight guys generally don't rate each other's cocks.
So probably some homoerotic shit.
>>704061407
Just remember the main point - circumcision is a blood sacrifice to Yahweh, crucial part of jewish religion. Lack of procedure with a Jew is most offending to other orthodox jews. Performing procedure on yourself or your children makes you (even unknowingly) a subject to judaism and Yahweh.
>>704068632
>>704068502
If you're going to be cancer, just spam banna or desu
>>704065212
Poor little feller.
He never saw it coming.
>>704061407
As an aussie that's circumcised with no religion because fuck you cunts.
Can i claim to be a jew?
>>704068344
>stop m-m-making fun of my m-m-mutilated penis, pls
kek
Why are Americuts so fucking subhuman?
Literally defending jew and muslim tier genital mutilation
>>704068435
i do like an uncut man with good hygiene.
>>704066366
Skinny as fuck ≠ healthy or fit
It smells like smegma in here.
>>704068972
HAHAHAH that pic.
Cutfags BTFO
Here is what a real man's real cock looks like, faggots, not like your Jew-slave mutilated dicks.
Uncut Master Race Reporting.
Glorious UNJEWED (UNCUT, UNMUTILATED) penises.
Would rather suck a circumcised cock
>>704069112
Yummy!
http://www.xvideos.com/video1088266/smegma_eater
>>704069112
>Amerisharts can't be trusted to use basic hygiene on their dicks
>have to be circumcised to ensure no smegma
German court says religious circumcision of infants is a crime:
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/breaking-news/german-court-bans-religious-circumcision/story-e
6freuz9-1226410459773
Unfortunately, Merkel and co. are now bowing down to Jewish and Muslim pressure.
Male circumcision reduces female pleasure:
http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean/408/60750.html
Circumcised foreskin sold to cosmetic manufacturers for profit:
http://voices.yahoo.com/human-foreskins-big-business-cosmetics-201840.html
Erectile dysfunction 4.5 times more likely to occur if you're circumcised
http://www.thewholenetwork.org/14/post/2011/08/does-circumcision-cause-erectile-dysfunction.html
Christopher Hitchens kills a Jew:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZTS6iVpSPI
Disgusting mutilation in action (the gurgling agony):
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6584757516627632617#
Infants can enter a state of neurogenic shock due to the pain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgR83ufREqE
Stanford's school of medicine list of circumcision complications (including infection, haemorraging, skin-bridging, phimosis, amputation and death):
http://newborns.stanford.edu/CircComplications.html
>>704069069
>skinny
>SKINNY
THE GUYS IS LITERALLY 7/10 FIT
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
WAUW americans suck. I hope Donald executes everybody above 100Kg
Stanford's school of medicine list of circumcision complications (including infection, haemorraging, skin-bridging, phimosis, amputation and death):
http://newborns.stanford.edu/CircComplications.html
>>704069069
You must be one of these faggots.
>>704062939
autism
How can I fix my broken penis.
THANKS, Jews.
Unmutilated penis and unmutilated vagina.
Is there anything more natural and beautiful?
>>704069390
If your country is part if the united nations then it too is likely filling the jew's coffers.
>cutfags will never know that feel
>>704069685
Well yeah if the puss had some more hair on it then it would be a little more natural.
>>704061622
Because you're a caveman
>>704063247
The civilized world you mud fucker
>>704068957
Coming from someone who posts like a ylyl autist, I can't help but feel unrustled. I have no feelings one way or the other about being circumcised, so I can't help but find your aggressive pro-uncut stance to be odd.
But shitpost more if you like, it was nothing more than a simple request in an attempt to cull some of the cancer.
I can fap whereever and whenever i want, need no lube or whatever you cut loosers need... xD
>>704067904
LOL *cuck-tier European male.
Fixed that for you bro
>>704069685
Considering how both genitalia look fucking horrendous, yeah there's a lot of nature shit more beautiful than that.
>a tree
>>704070089
>I'm not b-b-bothered
>that's why I'm p-p-posting
Uncut American master race reporting. The looks I get are always priceless.
>>704070141
I'm cut and fap constantly. Hardly ever use lube.
>>704070273
>spoken like a true faggot
>>704062167
>don't forget muslims
Muslims only do it because Jews do. Judaism, Christianity and Islam are all Abrahamic and therefore come from Jews, you moron.
>>704069984
>Middle East
>North Africa
>Jew S.A.
>Civilised
>>704061407
Wtf, male g-spot is the prostate, you like it or not, it's a fact.
GLORIOUS UNMUTILATED PENISES ONLY
>>704070284
It's the stuttering that's getting keeping me, tbh. It's cute. Makes me think of a little moe-girl
>>704070284
this
>>704070437
Only a mutilated faggot would say that.
I am circumcised and absolutely hate it and resent my parents for allowing it.
>>704070225
So you don't know any women. Got it.
>>704070377
Good for you if you actually find them attractive (though I'm pretty convinced most people just say they find genitalia attractive and don't mean it). I wish I did but I'm stuck being an ass and titties kind of person.
>>704070437
t. un pédé
>>704070455
>See, I don't even c-c-care
>>704070680
Aw c'mon that one was weak. My masochistic side is extremely dissatisfied.
Here you have the opinion of a woman, it's ridiculous to see guys arguing about this, I don't give a fuck if you are circumcised or not, I just care about if you know how to use your dick well.
>>704071030
this
>>704071030
Timestamp or gtfo.
>>704061834
>>704071030
But would you let someone remove pieces of your son's penis?
Also American """"woman""""
Yup because we chose to be cut right?
Fuck off with your cheesy dicks.
>>704071318
That's actually a pretty good point. While I have no choice but to be cut, I'll ensure my son is uncut and at least has the opportunity of choice.
>>704070541
Indeed
>>704071415
>I d-d-don't even want an unmutilated p-p-penis anyway
I had mine done for medical reasons at 6. Preventative.
>>704071532
NO, Goyim. No choice, You must have your baby boy mutilated.
It's tradition and.....erm......hygeine....yes....hygeine.
testing
>>704071642
Nigger please I enjoy my cock.
You just like the extra skin to nibble on fag.
>>704071845
>referring to your penis as "cock" making it want to sound BIG
you have a small and ugly dick, son. deal with it
>>704071642
I see you decided to harass a different anon. Come back to me my sassy moe! Tell me more about my uncut dick!
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23937309
>>704065212
best circumsishin. turtle neck peni are the superior peni.
>>704071318
Not the femanon you replied to, but I am an American """"woman,"""" and I don't think I would be able to live peacefully knowing that I let someone mutilate my sons cock.
Not my body, not my decision.
>>704061407
That isn't even remotely right.
>>704061407
>Why?
>implying my parents didn't get me cut at birth and I did it on my own free will
With that said though, I can't complain. My dick looks great and every girl I've been with has said "oh thank God!" when they first seen/grabbed my dick. Every one of them had been with the "glorious" uncut race and they fucking hated it. 3/4 of them claimed they'd never suck an uncut dick cuz of sanitary reasons. So have fun being laughed at behind your back.
>>704072885
again, failing to understand basic hygiene. I don't know what kind of skanks you fuck that they need to fuck unsanitary dudes but ok. everybody has to fish in their own league i guess
>>704073073
>This.
>>704061407
My dick looks and works great. Uncutfags jelly of my aesthetic dick.
>>704072885
>every girl I've been with
Well obviously your mum likes mutilated dicks, she did it to you
right, so new fags are coming in and not reading the entire thread where we debunk everything about cut dicks and start using the same arguments we just explained are retarded.
so I'm out, don't feel like repeating myself
>>704072885
So, to repeat, your stance is "I'm okay with literally having part of my dick cut off if it means some women will approve of me more." I understand that many guys feel that way, but I think it's important to acknowledge and account for that level of submission.
>>704073471
This, good night /b/
Ceci, bonne nuit /b/
>>704073073
>I don't know what kind of skanks you fuck that they need to fuck unsanitary dudes but ok
Yeah coming from a faggot on /b/ who is probably a virgin, sitting in his mom's basement beside a pile of piss jugs and cum socks growing mushrooms. Fuck off neckbeard, you're just jealous my dick doesn't grow cheese. Faggoty fatty fuck, get off my glorious cut cock.
>>704073537
I literally have to be okay with it. It happened at birth faggit. Go bitch at my parents.
>>704073582
>Amerishart
>calling anyone fat
>>704073711
>meme trooper
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>704073582
you're a fucking master m8
>>704073411
>>704073073
>teehee the grills you bang are your mum LOL XD
> OH-EM-GEE IT'S BASIC HIGHJEAN GAIS. (Maybe uncut fags are more gross than you'd like to admit?)
OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING WEAKSAUCE. I'm more angered by how lame your attempts to bash cutfags are than by the bash attempts themselves.
Fucking Christ let's just have a pillow fight while we're being feathery buttfucking faggots.
>>704071318
"American" woman here, and no, nope, because it's not something inside my culture, and cuz for example my parents pierced my ears when I was a baby and I fucking hate earrings, not a dick but a little relatable to this situacion. And please don't get things mixed, I other words I just wanted to say "stop trying to get people self-esteem lower because you want to feel better with yourself", if you are so confident about your own dick then you don't need to do this shit. You know that most circumcised people doesn't have a choice about it, so if some of them are comfortable with it don't try to fuck that too.
All I know, is that I would be SUPER pissed if my parents or whoever took the liberty to cut of a piece of my dick before I had any say in it.
>>704073793
I'm Canadian, NIGGER.
>>704073842
Thx, I'm the meme trooper Lord.
>>704073073
You're lying to yourself. You can wash an uncut dick and 3 hours later it smells like rancid cheese. It's true that in the west women are grossed out by uncut dicks and for good reason.
>>704073711
I think most people who freak out about this idea of unclean cocks either very rarely do basic hygene or have never seen a vagina in person. Even nice, well maintained, clean ones are messy. Genitals are messy. Adults know this and enjoy them all the same.
If an uncut dick is gross, it's because the dick's owner hasn't showed in long enough that he probably stinks all over and everything is nasty.
>>704073793
>My wife's son
>Black snek
>Kek'd
>>704073971
>Canadian
I doubt it
>>704061407
Why? I don't have the answer to that my friend. I would like to believe that my parents did it to me because they thought it was seriously going to help me. I am damaged by circ (obviously.) It has certainly affected my life and performance. I'm older now and probably not going to have kids, but if by some small chance I DID have kids and they were boy(s), there's no way in HELL I'd allow some fucking Jewish doctor to mutilate his penis. No fucking way.
>>704073792
You don't have to be okay with it. You just have to live with it. An accident fucked up my left ankle when I was a kid. Not a huge deal, but it sucks a little bit. I don't need to be okay with it or insist that normal ankles aren't preferable.
>>704074231
The only correct response
>>704074152
Yup, I actually live where the Canadian flag is situated in your meme. You literally proved me right.
>>704074113
I think the dicks you've been sniffing have medical issues that a licensed physician should attend to.
What this boils down too:
Guys who were cut as babies cant handle being mutilated by Jews and/or Muslims, so claim its better. Things like 'It stops STDS' - it does.
Or 'Its cleaner' - If you arent showering once a day, you're fucking disgusting.
Guys who are not cut have actual valid points though. They have more never endings, enjoy sex for longer and when polled, women who had fucked both types said that while cut 'looked weird' to them, it felt better.
>>704074393
Look dude. It's all I've ever known and it's all I'll ever know. Who the fuck cares? Why wallow over something I can't change? You're autistic, m8.
>>704074419
Fuck that. I show no "love" for my country. All I know is that if I was born in ANOTHER first world country besides America, then I wouldn't be cut. America doesn't give a fuck about it's men, and allows boys to be tortured at birth for fucking profit.
>>704064266
KEK. How would you even know?
>>704074421
What province? If you're a godtier Maritimer why are you acting so retarded and supporting jew/yank/muslim cutfaggotry?
>>704074636
>said that while cut 'looked weird' to them, it felt better
WHY ARE ALL DILDOS SHAPED LIKE CUT DICKS???
>>704074798
because he got cut and needs to pretend to himself that he's fine with it by going "alpha" mode about it.
>>704074636
"look funny" is subjective so what you're used to
>>704074678
When people bash circumcision, it's because people are still doing it. Bashing it isn't about saying your dick is shit. I'm sure your dick is fine, and it's great if you're fine with it. It's about normalizing the idea that cutting off part of a kid's dick is fucked up and should have stopped around the time we got rid of trepanning.
Oh, this arguement again...
Raise your hand if you had a choice when you were born...
>>704074970
it's just a matter of easier insertion. when an uncut dude puts his dick in the skin retracts so its also the nob going in. idiot.
>>704074970
Most of the ones I've seen are shaped like uncut dicks with the foreskin rolled back.
>>704074970
Idk, they visually please me more, I can't imagine a dildo with phimosis. (vagina, not a gay)
>>704065405
Well...yea. nobody cares about Europe. I live in America so the studies apply. Sorry man, uncut is undesirable. What woman actually says to herself " yea, I want the penis that's going in my mouth to have extra skin so it can collect more sweat and piss to add some flavor". A cut dick goes right back to being Shiney and purple at the tip when moistened. There isnt any loss of sensitivity either. If my orgasms were any more intense I would black out.
>>704061407
We must tell our God how much we love Him.
Or maybe prove that we were born in a hospital.
>>704074970
Because in countries full of cutfags that can't please their women they need toys to do the job for them
>>704075048
Lots of shit is fucked up. We should have had electric cars decades ago but blame the American oil industry for that and cut cocks. Fucking Jews.
My dad told me why he had me cut. It's cuz he was cut and even growing up neck in the 60's people got teased for uncut dicks. He didn't want me getting harassed I guess, he meant well.
>>704075398
I can't imagine a fleshlight with a yeast infection. That doesn't mean anything either.
>>704064522
tits of GTFO
>>704061407
My uncut friend told me that piece of skin that's going on the underside of the head tears when you jerk it. Is this true or did I get memed
>>704075398
Hey look uncut fags. It's a gril saying your dicks look gross
my dick feels mutilated
>>704071642
>>704070680
>>704068706
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>>704068502
>>704068446
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>>704067659
MOAR LIKE THIS!!!
Bonus points to anyone who time stamps a picture of them with a sign stating their preference for cut/uncut with today's date!
>>704066694
You mean Drs Oz and Drew are not MuriKKKa's doctors? Or maybe all doctors in US are mohels.
>>704075522
Yeah, that's a common reason. No malice there. But attitudes like many in this thread model why that was a concern in the first place.
Also, and maybe this is just the region I grew up in and the schools I went to, but very, very few men have seen my cock throughout my life. Limited chance of teasing. Maybe communal nude showers used to be more of a thing?
>>704075732
It's true, there was a dude who made a thread about it
>>704065539
We are firing up the oven's.
>>704076074
Does it hurt? Or bleed? Good goddamn that sounds terrible
>>704075426
Even if that point were valid, look at a vagina sometime. In person. It's like an ur-uncutdick. Everything about a foreskin turned up to 11. Even clean ones (yeah, you can be hygenic even with something harder to clean than a whole dick). A girl who complains about an entact penis while living daily with her own genitals is basically a child. Then again, this is 4chan so maybe that's your thing.
>>704075949
Yes communal nude showers are a thing here. At least in the male change rooms in highschool and colleges. I remember the girls were always walled off and ours were open like a prison. I'm from Canada.
>>704061834
t. virgin
>>704061834
made my day haha
>>704061407
my foreskin was stolen by a fucking jewish religious myth, i should sue the bastards
>>704076269
It depends. If you masturbate like you're holding your own dick in your hand, you're fine. If you try to tear it off or beat it like it owes you money, you might injure yourself.
>>704076269
Yes it hurts only if you somehow manage to TEAR it. It happened to me only once but it took a lot of force.. It only hurt because its incredibly sensitive (this a good thing)
>>704066304
It's a scar bro.
>>704076269
It looked painfully painful and full of painfulness. I think the dude had a severe car off phimosis. Can't say how it feels, I'm not him.
>>704062266
This is weapons grade autism
You can pull back the foreskin and it looks the same dumbass
>>704076593
and by a lot of force I don't mean tugging off too hard..
>>704076535
Corn flakes guy shares a lot of blame.
>>704075732
>>704076074
>>704076269
There is a frenulum on the underside of the penis. A frenulum is like the thing under your tongue. There are a bunch of them on the body. It's possible to have an overly short frenulum... on a tongue it's called tongue-tied. On a penis it's called frenulum breve. SOME people with frenulum breve could tear it if they have vigorous sex. BUT, they could always go to the doctor and get it fixed without that happening. It's pretty rare, but not so rare that you never hear of it happening, I guess.
>>704065681
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome
>>704076624
shhh, most of those idiots are too stupid to care for a cut dick so they cant even comprehend all dicks look the same when you are hard and fuckin
>>704075732
not true. mine is like that. the skin is on the underside.
also, why is everyone all over the cut guys' dicks? So weird.
>>704076543
>>704076593
>>704076611
>>704076773
It looks real fragile but maybe not, guess I'll have to get my uncut friend to let me play with his dick
>>704073793
what's with these pics?>>704076837
>>704061407
Series of "his should look like mine" with a beginning in hopes of preventing masturbation
If and when I get my own child (not very likely), I'll make sure to stop the chain.
>>704061407
>uncutfags sex duration: 2 minutes at best, woman is going to get her orgasm from someone else
>cutfags sex duration: 4 hours minimum, woman endured several orgams and is satisfied atleast for a week
Damn uncut dicks are gross. Most girl thinks so at least.
this thread:
a bunch of americans who never had a say in their own circumcision due to wierd culture attempt to make themselves feel better about their genital mutilations.
"ohhh id hate a natural dick. id cum too fast!"
"uncut is gross. i prefer mine to look like a dry red tube of sponge"
"Uncut = poor families"
>>704076974
go on
>>704077227
keep dreaming, cutfags often dont have enough feeling to keep a boner and get limp after a few minutes
>>704077359
i'm cut and i get enough feeling to keep my boner. lol
why is everyone so edgy.
>>704065565
>Looks better than
What is subjectivity
>>704076755
wow, that guy was a freak for thinking sexuality is wrong, god damn religious puritans are devils
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Views_on_sexuality
>>704077539
>"cutfags often"
implies not all and not always
>me
on case, I don't have this problem therefor it doesn't exist.
reading comprehension, faggot
>>704077739
one case* fuck my keyboard
I find it funny that anons ridicule other anon for being ignorant fucks. I mean come on. Most people are ignorant fucks to begin with.. Combine this with being anon hiding behind keyboard and ignorant among will post about how scared they are of other penises.
Classic beta cuck posting is classic.
>>704077359
>keep dreaming, cutfags often dont have enough feeling to keep a boner and get limp after a few minutes
>Not being able to be hard and stay that way on will
>>704077281
You should write a book about how the key to gaining confidence comes from channelling your inner female.. an inner female that has the sexual preference for your specific body type. And then, I assume you masturbate and talk dirty to yourself about how sexy your circumcised penis is and how glad you are that your parents got you circumcised?
>>704077739
wow so you're a boner feeling expert I guess.
I guess whatever floats your boat. comparing boner feelings between cuts and uncuts. lol
>>704077227
You are aware getting cut leads to way higher rates of impotence? Lasting long with a soggy noodle isnt going to make anyone happy
>>704068432
>Anonymous 09/15/16(Thu)19:45:02 No.704067488▶>>704068147
>>>704063594
>Look in the mirror and say this to yourself:
>"I'm okay with someone literally cutting part of my dick off if it means more female approval."
>Implying not worrying about dick cheese isn't a relief for a female.
what if you had to get cut for some medical reason
>>704077907
Oh and by the way.. I'm cut.. not because I'm Jewish, but because it was the thing to do in 70s Australia. I didn't cut my son, as I'm giving him the opportunity to choose for himself when he is old enough
damn.
how much of a faggot are you guys to actually make a thread about which dick is better.
>>704078207
The only medical reason to get cut for is phimosis, which is rare. Also the only time it makes sense.
>am circumcised
>dont mind
but....
> circumcision comes from religion and has no legitimate purpose
>will not have kids circumcised
I even hear radio commercials in Canada about circumcision clinics. That's literally all they do, and business is booming.
true
Oh shit, I've got phimosis and I have been told by the doc that they'd need to operate.
I've tried stretching and the other usual stuff, I don't really want to be cut, what do?
![20160915_213034[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UCt2YmK.jpg "20160915_213034[1].jpg")
>>704065175
>genetic defect
>it's literally evolutionary perfection for procreation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoTRMKrJo4
You're a fucking mong faggot
>mfw my dick is literally better for sex than cut fags
>>704077911
>90% of porn stars are cut.
>They have absolute mastery over boners and ejaculation.
>Smallest amount of difference between cut and uncut dicks
>All these children in this thread
I bet you faggots didn't even have a penis inspection day at your school to lower your insecurity.
>
>>704078581
Not worry about it. Cut/uncut.. it's all the same. Just don't be a wanker and ridicule people for being different
>>704078821
cutfag acting like a faggot. big surprize
>>704061834
Good job chap, you get a (You)
>>704078636
And most chick's are hairless.. like 12 year Olds. .
Porn =/= reality
>>704078581
don't get cut then.
It's whatever makes you happy man.
I got cut when I was in elementary and it was my decision. Didn't even let my parents know about and just went straight to the "clinic". grew up in a 3rd world country btw.
is getting the operation scary
>>704079018
And you are a beta cuck that wouldn't say shit to someone's face... what's your point?
