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Anyone for some cell phone facials?
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>>704059226
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classic
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>>704060071
this oc?
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>>704060588
yup
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>>704060789
very cute, any more?
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>>704060875
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>>704061314
pretty sure i'll be able to finish to her, thanks anon
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>>704061561
off topic a bit, but here
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>>704061956
More please.
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>>704062227
moarrrrrrr
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>>704063053
Is that chicks name Kristen ?
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>>704063238
dunno, found it on here a few days back
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>>704061983
Sauce?
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>>704063425
girl in my friend group, she looks like that sometimes when her hair is back. Probs just a look-a-like.
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>>704059226
i think i know her OP
where is she from?
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>>704061956
I agree, moar
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>>704059418

julia?
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>>704063631
looks pretty close
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>>704064512
cute!
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>>704062015

More?
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anyone have anything with skinny girls with black hair? crushing on one right now
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>>704060214

>for those who dont know
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how to get a girl to let you jizz on her face?

ask her to?
tell her youre doing it?
make a deal (if you let me, I'll...)?

every girl i've been with acts like i'm some kind of deviant.
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>>704065628
wow, moar
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>>704065742
In my vast experience (2 girls), they ask you to during the honeymoon stage of dating. Really any situation where she is trying to win you over, I'm too beta to ask to come on a girls face unless she's already opened the door.
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>>704065742
Work up to it
Cum on her ass then by her pussy then on her back then on her stomach then on her tits then have her swallow then pull out a little and get her lips then full facial
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>>704060071
Need moar
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>>704061956
Bumping 4 moer
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>>704061956
Bumping 4 moer>>704061956
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>>704061983
sauce pls
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whaaaa
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>>704065922
Moooooar
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>>704067242
Lol this got so weird as I read more but good for you if you like that stuff bro
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I like this thread

>>704059226
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>>704067242
mfw need real advice, not your ideal life/fantasy. very creative though.
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>>704062864
Ewwww kill it with fire
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>>704067727
It's all true that's what makes it great
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>>704061604
>>704065952
whats the name of the photographer?
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Keep em coming
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>>704065742
Just do it whilst calling her a naughty little slut - dont fuck around with questions. If she doesnt want it in the first place, then you're obviously finding the wrong kind of women. In which case I'd suggest refining your technique for finding women with a high sex drive (they aren't exactly a rarity, so just make sure sexual flirting is part of your search.
Unless you wanna go the other route "Oh angel, I'm gonna cum so hard, oh fuck, you're fucking amazing,I'm gonna.... and then pull out, pretend it was bad timing and that she was so good you couldn't control yourself... they love the ego boost whilst sucking cock, cause they all think they're godesses at it anyway :s
But seriously, what fucking woman doesn't like having jism on their face? I've seriously never been with one
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>>704067553
I also like this thread.
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>>704070450
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>>704070450
My nigga
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>>704071472
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You're doing gods work OP, amateur facials are my obsession.
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How's this?
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>>704060071
>>704061314
Living the fucking dream, how did you convince her to let you take a pic after?
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>>704072803
love this
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>>704071607
same, why are there not more of these threads?
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I'm late to the party but trying to keep this shit alive...
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dont die
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>>704076175
plz dont die
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need some help here broz... cant do it alone
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i dont have that much shit to do this forever... :\
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i love you thread
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1\2 of this bitch
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2\2
and your welcome
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i haz boner
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soon to haz cumshot
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>>704065195
Gross
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>>704078281
lol at this photoshop
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heyoh! finally some help
and sorry broz postin from phone and cant see expanded images...
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>>704077559
Here come some reinforcements, fresh off the converter!
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>>704079081
Nice
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>>704065628
Is that your dick and what are those bumps? I have the same, too scared to go to a doc
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>>704064512
i know this gal...
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>>704079081
Here comes number 2!
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>>704079484
>>704065628

Those spots are Fordyce spots. Nothing wrong with them, about half of the population (male+female) got them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots
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>>704079669
Everyone has them
See
>>704079748
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>>704079944
MOAR BRACES
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Love it all
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>>704079748
Sweet god thank you. You are my hero anon. I love you
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seed about to spill
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>>704079730
Third time around!
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>>704068212
No fuckin way i know this chick. Saved.
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>>704080396
4!
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>>704080998
Noice
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>>704080539
You know every asian girl ever?
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>>704080998
Very noice
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>>704080998
5th!
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>>704079081
GOTTI
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>>704059418
any more of her?
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>>704080998
ungggh
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>>704065888
Wouldnt happen to have a tit pic?
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>>704059418
>>704060462
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>>704078206
>>704078281
>>704078805
facial+selfie is the best
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>>704081587
Holy shit I think I know her, Are you european?
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>>704079694
is there more of her?
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>>704081587
6! The girl is too pretty
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>>704081587
Fucking idiot respond to me because if she is who I think she is you are fucking done
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>>704083601
yeah it's her. Do something about it you small pathetic piece of shit
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>>704083601
What are you talking about? These are rips form a porn site. Do you actually know that chick? Shes yelling at some dude named trev or something the whole time.
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some camwhore that was on here years ago
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>>704083111
7
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>>704083794
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>>704083839
Looks like a dude. Think before you post m8
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>>704083794
>>704083899
she's cute
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>>704083899
not a facial, but still
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>>704083785
Give me the sauce please because if I know her I swear to god i'm gonna kill and rape the whole family of the guy and put it on video, i'm not fucking joking
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>>704084017
Nigger do it. I ain't afraid of you
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>>704083889
8! I wonder if that moron is going to keep yelling at me?
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>>704083973
wish I had saved the whole set, she posted various nudes while talking about trying to become a nude model in the thread. Took requests and shit, a good girl.
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>>704083994
Is there more? Sauce?
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>>704084132
Please could you give me the sauce of no 5
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dudes, how many chicks have you been with that are actually into this? i think facials are hot af but every girl i've been with tries it once and hates it and will never do it again.

am i just unlucky? or are the odds of finding a girl like this low, like 10%?
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>>704084184
there is a lot more, but like I said it was years ago, only a dude who was there for that thread could have more.
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>>704083839
Serious man face right there
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>>704084132
Sauce por favor. Been looking for this since I accidentally deleted it in a mass cleaning
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>>704084170
>>704084393
Gotcha. That's all you saved?
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>>704083785
Man the sauce of no.5
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>>704084017
9! Tell me more about the situation then, the video description calls the girl sarah
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>>704084448
yep, makes me sad that I didn't now.
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>>704084588
Ok no she's not her
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>>704084433
Sure, I'm so fucking jealous of the horrible douchebag getting to cum all of this gorgeous girls face
xhamster /movies/3171610/great_asian_facial.html
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>>704065628
dick looks like Danny Trejo's face
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>>704061133
Love this one
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>>704084801
well heres the sauce anyways
xhamster /movies/4598400/amateur_facial._huge_load.html
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>>704084588
10! The last one fucked up
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>>704084273
You just have to convince them its not degrading. its just sexy and turns you on. you gotta play their game for dem facials
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>>704085594
11!
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>>704071389
Why even blur if you're going to do a shitty job?
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>>704086116
Okay, I think this thread is dead, so I'll stop now unless someone else really cares.
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I care, but I'm on my phone so nothing to post. Wish there were more threads like these.
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>>704071705
video?
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>>704085385
Thx
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>>704086746
Just for you I'll do a few more. There are never enough facials threads
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>>704079694
shes rolling face
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>>704086116
12! I cannot be stopped!
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>>704087549
13! This thread will never end until im out of videos to convert.
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>>704088061
14! I'm not sure how much longer... I can... go on...
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>>704088380
These are great.
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>>704088417
I'm glad someone else is enjoying these, but I'm say to say I'm fresh out. That was all my facial stuff. It was fun guys, happy fapping
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>>704065742

Be dominant in bed and most women will let you do just about anything
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>>704085942
Or point out how others have. Feed into the human nature of competition. Works for me.
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>>704088380
15! Found another one
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>>704089990
Do you have any where the girls face is absolutely coverd?
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>>704090140
This ones close, but what I've posted is pretty much what I've got.
>>704088380
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>>704090280
Damn to bad. Got any photos? Or vids was all ya got?
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>>704090381
All vids, my apologies friend
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>>704090475
To bad. It's ok thO so rare to see a thread like this
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>>704090668
op here, glad i started something special
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