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Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>no trolling edition
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20 and 15
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27
3
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>>704058239
27
0
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Age: 28
#: 2

Better than nothing =/
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>>704058239
age: 22
women: 21
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Fucking faggot with this repetitive thread.
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32 and 12
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>>704058239
>25 years old
>fucked 1 girl
>first fucked when I was 15
>married her at 21
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18

7
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23 and 4. I am autistic as shit
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>>704058239
28
0
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22
Bout 40
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28 - 5
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21
1
plan on marriage
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35
5
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30
1
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24, 0
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>>704058239
24
0
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21 0
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18
0
:(
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Almost 22
Almost 60
Guess which one is my age
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17 and 3
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>>704058505
same but to be honest i only started trying last year
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18, 6
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23
11

been on a dry spell for the past 6 months.
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26
2
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>>704058947
Had first sex at 22. It is not a race. Chill.
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age 30
about 15-20... i lost track after 10.

Didn't start messing around until i was 20 years old
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19 years old
5 girls
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>>704058528
>posted literally once this month

try 9gag you fucking zilch
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17
0
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>>704058239
19
1
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15
1
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22 and 18 women
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Age: 32
High 30s
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23 and 9. I'm more than happy with it
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>>704058239
27
0
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23
3
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>>704058239
50 ... over 200
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>>704058239
OP is a fag
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29


0
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22
8...ish? Why would you keep track
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>>704058239
22
0
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12
Ur mum 40 times
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29

Lost count about a decade ago. It was over 50 then.. so.. 100+?
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31

1
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34 2 married since 19.
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16 and 1
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>>704058947
Same bro
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20
4
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>>704058239
35 and I have fucked 116 women.
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>>704058586
Nah, brah, I'm
>23
>1

I had sex with her during two of her other relationships if that helps, but it's still one.
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im 22/ fucked at least 12 women

my friend here is 24/ hes been with 7
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18
5
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4
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>>704058239
I'll be 23 in a week
Fucked only 1 girl but for 4 years
now I've been single for more then 1 year
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41
About 300 hookers
2 girlfriends
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33 and 9

The number would be much higher, but i wasted most of my 20s on 2 long term relationships.

Don't waste your 20s.
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>>704058239
23
100+
(mostly hookers about 10 normal chicks)
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Age: 19
Women: 7
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>>704060028
That is a lot of money, anon.
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>>704059988
How many STDs do you have
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22
10
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22
4
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>>704060091
I was in the military. I made frequent trips to the Philippines and Thailand. Literally a recovering sex addict.
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>19
>2
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>>704059988
>>704060028
>>704059845
>>704059645
>>704059502

This is what I imagine is on the dry erase boards in your "closet" that you don't let visitors in to.
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>>704060028
how could you pay so much money?
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19
2
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>>704060070
I THOUGHT OF ONE MORE IT'S ACTUALLY 8 WOMEN
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26
0
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16
2
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29
2
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>>704058239

23
12
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18
2
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>>704060375
>>704060263
i see
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>>704058620
>28

I'm not gay. I just hate women. I am attracted to them physically but I hate their personality, you know what I mean?
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25
0
i guess lethargic depression ain that sexy
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25
4
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>>704058239
20
7
they all did anal which is a plus
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18
3 girls - although one was at a festival and she passed out mid-fuck
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>>704060548
No one asked you to defend yourself, why did you respond to this?
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Virgin
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12
4
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25
13
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>>704060149
It's funny. I got candida once and from one of the two girlfriends. Never had a problem with whores and I don't use condoms...
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>>704060465
underage b&
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>>704058239
22
6
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19
2
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18-1
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>>704060659
great now you dun did a rape
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58
6
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12
100
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>>704060548
I know what you mean
There just HAS to that one in a million.
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17 and 4
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27
1

I'm really just giving up now. It's been 7 years....
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24
2
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>>704060920
dont bro, youll find the right one
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>>704060892
UNDERAGE GTFO
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>>704058947
Same
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24
Women: 0
Trans: 3
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>>704061045
Fuck off
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25
13
not counting hookers.
it's something like 30 if you count whores
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20 - 4
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24 years old
3 womyn
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33
2
Married during 10 years with the first one, now single still 4 years, waiting for my promise (the second one)... Not easy to be Twin Flames, but so awesome! ;-)
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>>704060920
lmaoooooooo kys
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21 and 5
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>>704058239

33
23

Back in 2007 fat chicks were extra easy on the internet. Now they all want to meet for a date first to make sure im not going to kill them. Fuck that, i dont want to pay to slay your pussy.
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age 39
women 100+
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>>704061022
The only girl I dated had depression. She latched onto me as a support mechanism for a few months.

Recently another girl kissed me and I thought we were going to date. But instead she had a nervous breakdown and moved away and will return none of my messages. She could be dead, she could be in a psych ward. I literally have no idea.


So basically it seems the only girls I attract have mental health issues....
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>>704058239
17
2
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48
and 10 ish
-3 one night stands
-3 GFs dated for ~a year
^these were the best, was in the Air Force and both of us just wanted to have fun with no marriage talk, and broke up when one of us got orders out
-Last GF was 6+ years
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>>704060882
Nah, we both passed out, she thew up a few times we went for a maccies in the morning, still talk on Instagram every now and then
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>>704058239
20 2
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>>704058239
Sauce of op?
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>>704061388
you seem like an innocent guy anon
dont beat yourself up
girls like confidence and i believe in you friend
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>>704058239
29

like 10

could be more but been with the same gf for 5 years so it stopped my luck when i was starting to get many girls
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18

0
>is a faggot
fucked guys : 4
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>>704061388
don't get in a relationship with a clingy bitch, but they are easy to get in bed

and will do ANYTHING if you play it right
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27
2
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17 and 15
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46
27

No hookers but all women are basically whores, you just pay for them in different ways. Dinner, movies, flowers, jewelry, cars, etc. At least hookers are honest about it.
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>>704061575
I tell myself I need to have confidence at work, I want to work my way up the ladder.

But it's extremely difficult to have confidence when the girl you are attracted to and worked up the courage to ask out etc just disappears on you. I understand she's ill and there may be legitimate reasons for her. But to completely cut me out, even as a friend. It kills all confidence.
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>>704058239
21
5
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>>704058239
19
3
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19 years old... 2 women a greek 18 and a scotish 25
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>>704058239
22 years old, 6 chicks
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17
1
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17
0
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26 and 2.
course I've fucked like 1ß guys.
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>>704058239
42

79 women
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>>704061741
Need to learn where to meet them, how to ask them out, etc

I regret wasting my university years chasing a girl I could never attain. Should have moved on. Once in work, your chances of meeting new people drastically diminish
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Age: 21
Fucked: 18
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>>704058239
22

27 women
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30

8. 12 years married, like a cuck.
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>>704058239
24, 4 girls (all pretty hot, though).
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25
3 and 2 of those in my Long term relationship cheating in my gf
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>>704058468
Are you socially retarded or just very ugly?
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24
11
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>>704058239

maybe 60-70
26
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>>704058239
18
0
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>>704060660
dude calm down before you anger the to-be-Wizard
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>>704058239
>23

Between 25 and 30
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>>704061857
anon, you ever heard of the law of large numbers?

whether you're selling shit over the phone or selling yourself the more times you ask, the more times you get what you want

also, by waiting to try on the perfect girl, you won't have any practice and will look like it.

try practicing your game on some slam pigs, you don't gotta fuck em just practice
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>>704058239
Does fucking for approx. 20 seconds count.
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18

3
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>>704058239
34:
2
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>>704058239
>age:21
>women: 4
>been in a relationship with the same girl since I was 15
>only ever fucked girls who's virginity I've taken
> girlfriend took my virginity
> I'm a terrible person
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17 and 11
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>>704062306
Where can I find girls to do this with?

I go to the gym, I rock climb. None of these are conducive to dating though.

I'm even thinking of doing yoga (work offer it for free) to meet new people at work, but none of these could I ever ask a girl out.

Bars and clubs seem to be the only place is OK, and I don't really like going to those.
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>>704062071
well, if you got friends who have GFs ask them to set you up
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18 2
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>>704061550
>filename
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>>704061857
seriously man, dont trip. you seem cool. keep your chin up
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>>704062661
Is there anyway of asking that without sounding sad and pathetic?
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>19
>1
>pic related
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>>704058239
27
25-30
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21 - 32
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Just turned 21 and I'm a virgin. The saddest part is I don't really care
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>>704062778
He said women
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30 and 10. Most of the hookers. I fucking hate wasting time to pull a girl.
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>>704058239
21 and ive fucked 3 chicks
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> 28
> 3
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>>704058239
I'm 18.
I've fucked 33 women.
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>>704063001
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24
1 woman
2 men
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>>704063069
Why don't you make it 34 and go fuck yourself, you lying faggot. It's an anonymous board. Why, just why?
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>>704058393
20
10 women and some that i just fingered but didn't fuck
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>>704062769
Thanks. When I move out soon, I'll try and be more social. But think I just need time for this punch to self confidence heal
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29
0

i'm long past caring about fucking, i just want someone who gives a fuck that i exist
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>>704063334
I don't care what you think about whether I'm lying or not to be honest.
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22
0
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>>704063466
why should anyone care that you exist if even you don't. if you can't have confidence in yourself, no one can
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>>704063526
You're either a victim of human trafficking or a fucking faggot.
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18
2
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19, 1
Started having sex a week after we got into a relationship.
That was 2 months ago.

Everything is great, but cant't cum by fucking because of the condom, so I wait till she finishes and then she finishes me. A handjob from a girl is much more intense and much more pleasant than your own, but takes lots of time, cuz you know what it is best for you.

Anons who are still virgins, remember what the other anon said - it's not a race.

I knew I was going to get it one night after she decided to come to my place and watch a movie on a friday afternoon.

Main advice is - the neck is the most sensitive part that you have access to if you're already getting it on with a girl, so when you want it, start kissing her neck. If she stops you and asks what are you doing - she doesn't want to have sex, if she says nothing, or just gets confused, go back to making out with her and gently through the clothes start rubbing her private parts. That is what you call foreplay and if you have access to that, you're in.

Also, don't be nicefags like I was, I spent a year of total plebbery trying to get this girl and nothing worked, cuz I was being too nice. If any of you want to kiss her, then don't ask for a kiss, like I did and fucked up, don't ask if you can hold her hand when she's trying to get off something when you're exploring something in the afternoon, just fucking do it. You will be shit at first at everything, but your knowledge will grow and a girl if she likes you a bit won't flee when they see that you are new to everything, they will just adore you, because you aren't ruined yet.
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>>704063001
I've seen worse
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>>704058239
22
2 grills
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>>704062964
I'm about to turn 21 and I'm a virgin.

a few months ago I went to a party with this really hot sorority girl. after a few hours, I took her outside and made out with her and she wanted to go back to my place. I turned her down. She probably had an STD anyway

my point is I don't think it matters at all when you lose your virginity. I just want my first time to be with someone I care about, not some bar skank that any moron could pull.
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>>704058239
18
10
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>>704062616
What kinda work do you do?

Is it mostly girls or guys?

Do they go hang out after work?

One caution is don't get your pussy where you get your paycheck.

But you should for sure go to the free yoga

And don't be desperate, I swear when I got a GF other girls know and want to steal me.
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>>704063738
Nope. All females. High school has been a turbulent time for me.
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>>704058239
18
1
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18
1
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Age: 22
Girls fucked: 5
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19
0
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>>704063802
No one asked the sad story of your life
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>>704064059
>seam
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23
7
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>>704058239
30: 9.
Fuck it I guess.
Fifteen years ago when I imagined where I would be right now I thought I would have "sport fucked" like 40-60 women by now. Jesus christ life didn't turn out like I thought it would,
Having said that, I don't really wish for more girls to fuck at this point in my life. I mainly wish for more time to do normal stuff.
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>>704063976
i dont care anymore honestly, just focusing on my career, fucking bitches is not what my life should be all about
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>>704064122
Wut
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18
0
idgaf
literally
hahahahahakillme
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20
0
pretty sure im gonna die alone, b
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>>704063976
I ask myself that question daily...
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>>704063929
>Engineer
>Guys
>Not really. There are groupings of friends of course within it.

Yeah, I've heard the avoid dating at work stuff. I could never ask a girl out. Maybe the yoga thing I could at least get some girl friends who could set me up with their friends. Or maybe she'd find me attractive and ask me out.

Easy to say but if I ever got a gf, I'd be so grateful that I'd be clingy and desperate. Even if i tried to play it cool
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29
12
Fair share
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>>704064086
Kl m8
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>>704064249
> >same
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>>704062774
sure:
anon: hey random guy friend, you seem happy with XXX girl, I think its time I met a girl like you got. Can you ask XXX girl if she's got any friends who might like me.

His GF will want to check you out before recommending you to her friends.
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20 & 20
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26
12 woman
7 man
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>>704058978
mods
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So many underage faggots in this thread. Had to report like 15 little boys so far (mostly 17 yrs, but one 15)
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>>704064301
out of sheer curiosity, what is it for you guys? ugly? short?
im 185cm/80kg, but im turbo autist
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>>704064086
Let the boy release.

17/0 cuz I have a vagina and technically I can fuck one.
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>>704063001
Lost
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>>704058239
17 and 364 days but ididnt have my birthday because its leap year sometimes

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
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>>704063815
Ive fucked worse
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>>704064414
But doesn't that sound a bit.... Sad? That I can't do it myself?
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33 /40 +
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21 and 8

I'm 8 years old and I've slept with 21 women
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24; 30 something
Wore a condom once

Just got std panel results back too, all negative .. somehow
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>>704064501
I imagine it's my looks. I'm also a pretty honest person, so I tend to say what's on my mind and that rarely turns out well.
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Let the boy release.

17/0 cuz I have a vagina and technically can't fuck one.
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>>704058239
27

3

never liked the idea of having sex with a stranger. I do jack it to porn still once in a while, but would never have sex with a stranger. It's all about the intimacy.
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MODS PLEASE BAN ALL THE UNDERAGE FAGS
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20
1
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28

0

Statistically speaking, approximately <0.3% of females, and <1.2% of males in the US, discounting infant mortality, die virgins. Probability can be a bitch at times. Thus is life. I've come to accept I'm most likely going to part of this statistic.
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>>704064701
Not with that attitude. Also TITS
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19yo, 26
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26
2, of whom one I married.
I'm content.
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>>704064892
>inb4 mods
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35 and 40
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>>704058239
16
1
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