What kind of girlfriend do you want
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What kind of girlfriend do you want
A loving one.
White
Smart
Independent career
Not a bitch
Healthy
Good body
Emotionally intelligent
Calm
Values family
>>704056913
give up
>>704056913
>emotionally intelligent
What the fuck does that even mean?
>>704056748
She's in middle school wtf.
Mods mods mods
>>704057192
Fuck
>>704056913
Calm, not a bitch, and emotionally intelligent are direct contradictions with everything else you listed. Speaking from years of experience, you will never find that complete package
An existing one
>>704057192
>>704056748
I will answer for most of my /bros. Breathing... All she has to be is breathing. Could look like a waterbed wearing a burkini so long as she talks to them with the prospect of eventual sex.
>>704056748
Brunette white girl with big green eyes who will understand me and love me. Intelligent, calm but sometimes crazy, modest, a little bit shy, living in dreams. Someone with who I could watch the stars in the night. Yes. That will unfortunelly never happen.
>>704057385
They do exist - I'm from the UK and upper-middle class families make them. It's a product of a tight-knit family with spare wealth, good education etc.
Basically they never go wild or out of their parents wing.
Still completely unattainable but they do exist
>>704056748
Virgin
Conservative/Libertarian
House wife
Healthy
Non-materialist
A teacher/good with kids (not required, but would be nice if she could home school the kids)
There are other little things that I would LIKE in a woman, but aren't necessary.
>>704056748
cute face at least 8/10+, body doesn't matter
nonpleb taste in music,movies,design etc
intelligent and introvert
likes to cuddle and do kinky shit
>>704056913
>Smart
>Independent
>Not a bitch
>Calm
Sounds like you want a man, anon.
The one I have
>>704056913
She would have nothing to do with you
>>704056748
>1. You find her attractive and she feels the same about you
>2. She makes keeping you sexually satisfied a priority
>3. She is loyal to you
>4. She is supportive and tries to help you achieve your goals
>5. Her expectations of the relationship are in alignment with yours
>6. She is physically and emotionally healthy and she makes staying that way a priority
>7. She puts others needs and wants ahead of her own when appropriate (i.e. she isn't selfish)
>8. She genuinely loves and respects you and you feel the same way about her
>>704057073
Google is your friend
My gf's kik is CiemG
>>704056748
One that isnt stupid like the majority of females
>>704057766
>Virgin
GTFO b& faggot
hipster
My ex :(
>>704058248
>One that isnt stupid like the majority of people
FTFY
Satisfied with mine. Previously I sought someone like one of my best friends (i.e. guy qualities). Could get drunk, was loud occasionally and told lots of jokes.
Then I realized I wasn't gay.
My current gf has a decent career and is a straight arrow. Has no issues or judgement driving me when I go drinking with friends. She doesn't drink (asian). She has a small frame, and very little fat. Sweet thigh gap. Small tits though. But a great ass. She has a lot of nerdy guy friends. I always thought I would hate a girl like that but I am totally ok with it. Cute face.
I like the fact she was "trainable" in bed. If it weren't for me her idea of sex would be missionary and no bjs. Now I have her give me at least one bj a day or come in her mouth (I jerk) if she's too busy and nearby. She does most of the stuff I want in bed.
All in, not bad.
The kind with a feminine penis
>>704058359
Awwwww!
>>704058304
No Hymen, No Diamond.
Women who are virgins until marriage have a higher marital success rate and when 50% if all marriages end in divorce in this country, I'm not wasting my time on a woman who whored her way through college.
>>704058398
Femanon detected
The opposite of my girlfriend now.
>>704058650
How's middle school going kid
tits and vagina would be cool
>>704056748
big tits
>>704057192
oh, fuck you.
>>704058576
Would love to suck her cock.
none
i'm not a lowtest cuck
>>704058650
That's just because people that frown upon sex before marriage also frown upon divorce. Religion mate.
>>704058795
You blow in from stupid town?
White
D cup or bigger
Decent ass
Curvy-ish
9+ inch cock
Look like a girl cock like a man
I want a gf who's similar to me in weirdness. Not weird like an /r9k/ fembot or a Tumblr weirdo, but like, doesn't want to get married or have kids, kind of misanthropic, doesn't have the same kind of thoughts and feelings most people have, has a dark sense of humor.
Ideally she'd be tech savvy and really left-wing (but not a social justice dipshit), and have short hair. But sometimes I think I'd go for a literal Nazi girl if she checked those boxes.
>>704056748
Any kind, almost even a nigger...
Not desperate enough yet even though I'm forever alone.
>>704056748
your mom
>>704056748
I WISH MY GIRLFRIEND LOOKED LIKE MEG RYAN YEA YEAAH
>>704058085
This guy gets it
>>704056748
the kind that'll do this
>>704059322
Have you thought about sucking cock?
Because clearly you seek a man. Faggot.
Just get a decent guy friend that you can be close to. Don't waste a good woman's spot looking for that unicorn.
>>704056748
Goddamn.
>>704058208
até aqui pqp
>>704057192
>middle school
Makes her easier to train.
Her
>>704056748
One like me, but in female form.
That or an alpha female. I have yet to find one that fits this description.
>>704059820
Who the fuck is this? Leafy?
How many cocks does she have?
>>704059804
Mods
as self loathing as i am
lottsa weed
constantly horny but I can satisfy her
kind of hot in an honest way.
bitter
cynical
about as detached as i am but not as suicidal.
... into/ tolerant of my large collection of hentai
>>704056748
One that will cheat on me with black guys that beat me up.
>>704057192
Not even funny.
>>704056748
Hot
Young
Knows her place and when to stfu
>>704056913
What about innocent
>>704056748
Foreign so i cant understand her bullshit
beutifull for eye candy
obeidiant
>>704060032
Where do you see the similiraty to that fucking faggot?
Fucking faggot
>>704056913
She has a bitch face
> Not a bitch
Life is too easy without. Got dumped a year and a half ago and never thought about re-entering the scene.
>>704057192
>>704060037
>>704060549
A chinese girl with green eyes. I need one to become mortal.
A rich one that pays me everything i want.
Submissive with glasses. White/asian or arab
what do you think of my gf?
>>704060357
Calm down you faggot. Clearly they both suck cocks and hide chins.
Checkmate.
>white(pale)
>nerdy
>likes to dress up for sex(lingerie chokers ect)
>thin, really thin like 100-120 lbs
>loyal
That's literally it. I just want a thin bookworm to marry.
Pic related, fucking ideal woman
One that doesn't exist: one that...
-actually cares the same way about me I care about her, not just by saying it but by actions
-healthy
-not ugly
-not lying
-not faking
-not stupid
-doesn't come with stupid / awkward expectations
-does REALLY stfu about personal things instead of talking about them with everyone I don't trust and the rest of the world but me
-capable of GETTING TO THE POINT if there's an issue instead of talking around it in the most cryptic way possible, hoping I know EXACTLY what that was about
-doesn't bitch at anyone else or anything else but at that what is and caused that state of mind
-not expecting to get everything paid ("equal")
-has a character instead of just pretending to have one or trying to copy things off anime / books / tv / ...
-you can reasonably talk about things
-capable of learning and dyi instead of wanting others to do whatever needs to be done
-ready and willing for sex whenever I am and ideally has fetishes that match
-has hobbies and interests we can get along with
-is about we vs the world instead of me-me-me
-is capable of empathy but not like "Oh, don't kill that fly.", instead reasonable empathy
-that stays with me in good and in bad times
Femdom.
I will go into (a lot) more detail if you want, actually, I'll do it anyway.
>>704056748
I like one huge and the other removed like a mastectomy. I like the choice of big boob or 12 year old nippless boy chest
>>704060834
Oh my fucking god this chin meme is becoming fucking stale
>>704056748
White, asian, or latina
Sweet
Curvy or thin
Nice tits and ass
Loving no matter what
Listens to my problems
Attractive
Black or brown long hair
Yep
>>704060880
Lol, she's a lesbian.
>>704057192
No tab on how to unrape your sister? Such a beta cuck, and quit with the mom dying in sleep joke its older than the cum that I left in your sister
>>704061007
>white
>healthy weight
>dark hair, not super short, not super long
>somewhat gothic (maybe?)
>dominant/sadist, into both femdom (feminization/spanking/CBT/edging/foot-/armpit-/pussy-worship) and gentle femdom (tickling/teasing/petting)
>taller than me by a good amount
>athletic, kind of toned, basically more physically powerful than me, which isn't too much
>not an asshole
>not retarded
>good sense of humor
>demanding when it comes to sex, and in general doesn't put up with too much bullshit, might bully the autism out of me (not fully, she'll still love me for being an autistic faglordy) but is truly cute, loving, and thoughtful
>>704057508
TONY BAMANABONI
>>704056913
I love the last two
>>704058576
You mean a dude with tits faggot?
704057192
Jew
>>704061173
>doesn't care too much for politics/drama/religion/current events
>vegan
>likes comics and vidya
>taste in music isn't shit or edgy
>enjoys reading and board games
>friends aren't assholes
>has a soft spot for kittens
>not totally crazy
>no STD's
>voice isn't too high-pitched or annoying
>pretty independant but still needs me for some fuckin' reason
>won't talk shit about the friends I would hypothetically have in this fantasy situation
>our families will get along
>loyal
>likes movies and cuddling
>>704060831
Pretty good lets see the vagina
>asian
>at least 5"3
>Nice rack, not particularly huge but a nice shape
>Nice ass, same as above
>Tomboy, but has a feminine side
>Loyal
>Sweet
>Short hair
>Calm but forocious when provoked
>Intillegent
>submissive and let's me take the lead
>agreeable
>healthy in mind and body
>virgin
>Not an attention whore
Bonus if her short hair looks like Noodle from Gorillaz, I remeber boarding a puss and seeing a cute looking asian chick that looked exactly like this. I live in tampa so this is a rare sight to come by, especially on a bus. But I figured she's freak out if i tried to speak to her, been kicking myself ever since.
>>704056748
The kind that belongs to other men
>>704061042
>Listens to my problems
he said woman
>>704056748
>smart
>tsundere
>sacastic
>likes games
>right wing
>dominant and has a feminine penis
>>704056748
>White or Asian
>7/10
>Doesn't make conversation just small talk, actually talks about stuff that's happening in the world
>Likes what I like
>She loves me
A man can only dream
>>704061495
*intelligent
fug.
>>704061495
>intilligent
Good luck, anon.
http://pegue.net/8V7G
>>704061625
Hey, it's possible. I know women are stupid by nature but it's possible.
>>704061401
Why does it matter if they're vegan? Genuine question.
>>704059536
Just kill yourself, you shameless cuck.
>>704058085
Have to agree with this, but 2 doesn't even matter to me. I don't really have that much of a libido, but it would still be pretty cool....
so yeah, this guy.
>>704056748
The type that has a penis. Or even better a boyfriend.
>>704061455
>>704061762
>Joke
>Your head
Good luck, anon.
>>704061782
Because he's a faggot with new-age faggot tendencies, including (but not limited to) sucking cock and taking multiple dicks up the ass.
>>704061762
>women are stupid by nature
Says the guy posting on /b/.
>>704056748
~sigh~
Guess its up to me, moar?
Listen up, faggots.
These lists you're making are not good for you. It's like listing a perfect food. Or perfect movie.
Many of the items are blatantly contradictory. Stable women will not do a lot of that shit. And unless you want a life of pain with an unstable fem you are deluding yourself.
You need to date what you can and where you can. When you find one you think is right you'll surprise yourself by what she can offer you and what you "put up with". Things you thought would bother you won't. Things you didn't know you were into can be discovered. Stop excluding perfectly good fems or not pursing them because they don't tick your boxes.
black
a little smart
good person
funny
i want my old high school government teacher for a girlfriend
>>704056913
> White
> Not a bitch
Pick one
>>704061974
It's not up to you because we as a community decided we didn't want more.
>>704061974
>~sigh~
Faggot.
>>704061782
Because of animal cruelty, and that the diet is generally healthier.
>>704061903
Don't answer questions meant for other people, Anon, especially if you're going to be rude and hostile.
>>704062081
>community
Heh.
It would be nice to just have A girlfriend....
>>704056748
A freaky black girl with thicc lips and curly hair
>>704062081
>>704062116
Liars
>>704062165
com·mu·ni·ty
kəˈmyo͞onədē/
noun
noun: community; plural noun: communities
1.
a group of people living in the same place or having a particular characteristic in common.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
nerdy girl smart i can play video games that i play with
>>704056913
Just replace white with asian and you might get somewhere.
>>704058085
>this pasta again
Jesus, I mean, sure, that's a good woman, but be original.
one
>>704062165
Does it make you sleep easier at night knowing the blood of an animal isn't on your conscience yet everyday thousands of animals die? Also are you sure about the better for you stuff? I'm not sure that's right.
Pretty Robot
One who understands me, who gives as much to the relationship as I would, one whose love is unyielding through tumult and disagreement. One who is educated, independent, unafraid to make decisions. Willing to befriend the world, assuming the best in others, and whose loyalty to us can go the distance of a lifetime.
>>704056748
a real one
>>704062324
This is true. See my earlier message
>>704058526
>>704056748
One with a tiny feminine penis
>>704062479
Calm down. I don't hate you for eating meat, and I don't pick apart your every little thought and behaviour, so why do it to me?
>>704056748
>emo
>skinny
>dyed hair
>cute
>likes my jokes
>funny
>likes my memes
>likes ifunny and 4chan
>likes my fetishes
>would have sex in an inappropriate location
>loves sex
>is a virgin
>size C bust
>smooth/innie vagina
>good personal hygiene
>maybe smokes weed
>likes ACDC, beatles, nirvana, etc.
>likes to masturbate
>is always horny
>super white skin
>no long straight hair
>>704056748
I want a girlfriend who will be a bitch to me and use me. That way I have a reason to feel this shitty all the time.
>>704056913
Goddammit brazilian monkey, go away.
>>704062605
Why though?
>>704060582
Who is this woman? Google yields no results. I only ask cause she looms familiar though I doubt it's who I know.
>>704062643
That's a great GF if you're 17 and want to stay that way forever.
>>704062637
Just asking questions. Chill. Seems like I rustled some jimmies.
>>704062711
Because these are the best ones. No pussy = no period = no monthly bitch time.
>>704062643
>loves sex
>is a virgin
>>704062786
tbh i am 17
wife
>>704062829
What do you mean chill?
Aren't you the one that called me a faggot, and said I like dicks in my ass?
>>704062911
ya i thought that would be funny, great meme
The kind that won't tell my wife
>>704063012
Not me. That was someone else. No need to be so hostile.
five foot tall, flat chested, shaved, chinese girl that still has a bit of an accent.
>>704062165
Seems like you're one of them new-age faggots, as well.
>>704063183
OH HOOOO HERRO DER, HUSBAND-DU. ME RIKEY SUK SUK YEWWW OHHHHHHH HOOOOO YESSSS
>>704062776
Dodger. On polaris
>>704062961
Fair enough faggot. Enjoy it.
>>704057192
Kys
>>704056748
Indian.
Smart.
Loyal.
Uses ":^)" while texting.
I don't want GF
>>704063443
You'll forever be a mistake :^)
>>704063343
Thanksgiving.
Someone that's like me. I never find like-minded people where I live. I would say shy, doesn't have to be hot just sorta cute, but at this point I'll take anyone that's like me
>>704063549
My ideal GF is Ifrit.
>>704063443
As long as you keep stuffing her muff with curry she'll be loyal
>>704063552
Cutie :^)
>>704063700
If I could rearrange the alphabet, you'd be my ideal candidate for vitriolage :^)
>>704056748
I wanna eat this girl out.
>>704059322
hm sounds like me
>>704060707
Kek'd
>>704064058
Wait, are you a grill? Wil u B my gerlfeind? Ill treat you better then any1 else.
>>704059536
sauce?
>>704056748
>white
>not over 200 lbs and atleast 5'5
>dosent smoke any substance(s)
>dosent have tatoo(s)
>dosent tan(cancer)
>has her own hobbies that she does not expect me to entertain and does not rely on me to provide all of her entertainment
>hair that is natural, no bright pastel colors
>no "punk" haircuts
>not a feminist
>does not know what tumblr is
>use facebook to talk with friends, and engage in normal social activities, not posting 10s vines of rain on the window, thinking it is deeeeeeeep
I don't even know anymore. Whoever comes comes i guess
>>704056748
>
Whos got sauce on this girl?
>>704056748
I am Joseph strickland, I'm 22 and would love to meet the girl of my dreams and not some bbw. sorry there ladies. I'm only picky on that part.
Likes: Certain music, Hot girls, Personality, Long-Term Relationships, Being A Straight Edge Gangster, Food, Money, Fashion, Video Games
My personality is very well behaved and I'm a very nice guy.
Dislikes: BBWs, bad food (ex fish or lemons), one night stands, and more
>>704064247
sure dude
One just like my wife back when she could still suck my dick. Her jaw doesn't work great anymore. This is bullshit.
>>704056748
What I really need is a cute introvert. Hopefully, one with some brains and a sense of humor.
I'm an introvert, so pretty much every girl I date is an extrovert. Because obvi they're more aggressive in social situations than introverted girls. The ones I've dated like hanging out with friends and going out all the time. The sex is usually great, and it's pretty much the only thing that keeps my relationships together for any length of time. But they're all way way too clingy. Every time I want a little time by myself, my gf becomes all like "What, you don't love me anymore?" And, inevitably, eventually, I'm all like, "You know what? No, I don't love you anymore. Get lost."
It's a shame, but that's what happens. A fish can only stay out of the water for so long.
i just want a girl who can make my dick grow to the fuck
and also is comfortable with being very nudism
>>704064561
Ayy lmao
>>704065492
edgy
White, preferably blonde.
Thin.
Innie pussy. Tit size not important, just preferably not saggy.
Easy going, can be messy.
Loves animals.
Loves children.
Is kind to others.
Has a good conscience.
Is loyal.
Don't care about high intelligence, school level, awesome job or stable family situation, whether she's funny or talented at anything. Already too many assholes in the world with those qualities.
Well that would be the perfect woman, some other qualities like similar music or movie tastes would be a bonus but not essential.
>>704065770
Is it sad to realize that you can't even find one that has a combination of the following:
>Is kind to others
>Has a good conscience
>Is loyal
This is why marriage rates are dropping. Women are *absolute shit* nowadays, and they don't even know why.
>>704065982
do u got aall three doshe qualitites urself
>>704065436
Hahahahaha all these poor kids thinking they'll ever find a woman that even remotely resembles reality. You find one with a tolerable level of horse shit and wish for the best.
>>704066156
Yes, actually.
>>704066644
good point going full gay mode now
I just want to find a persian/iranian girl who's into white guys
>>704065982
Yeah. Maybe. But OP asked what I want and those 3 things are what I want, whether they are rare or not.
>>704056748
a girl
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
>>704066728
I wish you the best of luck finding your perfect cock, anon.
>>704066788
My cousin (who is an Iranian) just married a white guy recently. He's an engineer, I believe. Iranians are the best, but you'll likely have to be successful in order to even be considered. They have very high standards.
>>704066811
It's what we all want, anon. Trust me.
Pretty and nice.
>>704056748
One who's into the same things as me such as: Video games,cars and Guns.
Also if she has a pretty cute Dick that'll be a plus.
>>704056748
a boyfriend
>>704057192
you nigger
>>704066972
>they have very high standards
So they're exactly like every girl in the world then. Cool
>>704057192
You Clit
>>704067706
No. Iranian women actually have value. They usually know how to cook, are very intelligent, and usually settle down to take care of the house once kids are involved. They're like how women used to be before they turned to shit. Yes, you have to work hard to get them, but you're improving yourself along the way.
>>704057192
Nigger
>>704064528
>(ex fish or lemons)
>sharp as a tack
>eyes that burn like cigarettes
>short skirt
>looooooooong jacket
>>704068037
I don't give a shit about a woman being very intelligent. Most very intelligent women are career driven, highly educated and have masculine tendencies. I have zero interest in women like that. I value compassion, kindness, selflessness and lotalty, none of which requires more than average intelligence.
>>704068498
Well, if you want a generous idiot, I'm sure Mexico is full of them. You can have one of those Incan looking bitches with tons of X's and C's in their name.
>>704056748
The kind that would enjoy browsing /g/ with me and isn't a social media obsessed attention whore. Basically anything with a cunt and an IQ over 100.
>>704057877
topkek
>>704065982
currently in an almost 5 year relationship - those three points, she has em. its not that impossible I think, or I might've lucked out
>>704068918
Is she fat and ugly, though?
>>704067414
Tits or gtfo
>>704068605
I'm the guy posted he wanted white and thin, so probably not Mexican
>>704059536
this
>>704069538
You won't find a good, attractive, white woman. Feminism fucked that all up for everyone. Just forget about it and move on to some other race.
>>704056748
I like them all. Short, small, big, tall, chubby, skinny, fat ass, no ass, jiggly titties, firm titties, big titties, little titties, tattoos, no tattoos...I don't give a fuck and I ain't got no type. As far as looks go
But if she is a fucking bitch..ya know the kind..just a selfish bitchfaced cunt I can't do it.
I can handle snobs, nerds, party girls, milfs, gilfs, single moms, sluts, goth, niggerish, niggers, Asians, spics. All good with me just no cunt bitches
>>704056748
one that's into this kind of shit
>>704069806
You must not live in the south? I live in new Orleans, Louisiana. All the Yankee fag hipsters we have here are like that but not the good ole southern girls. They love to be dominated amd treated like a 1950's gal
>>704060999
Sounds like my girlfriend, except that she doesn't like exercising and she would rather spend her life with me alone than to include kids in the picture, because she wants my attention.
She's from the Ukraine, the girls there are extremely attractive and loyal, if you have the right one!
Pretty much this girl (my gf) big ass, horny a lot, nice tits, funny , smart, cheerleader
>>704056748
dis one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DClTg-2BNYI NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>704056748
One that exists.
>>704056748
The one I have now.
Young, or young looking, chick who is extremely codependent. I want her to few friends and bad family relations. I'd also like her to be uneducated.
>>704069806
How about Eastern European women? Most of them are still conservative and feminine
>>704070227
I like in Chicago. It's a mess here.
>>704058968
>his cock
>>704070339
I heard they're crazy though.
>>704071045
Maybe. But I heard they're psychos and will likely kill you in your sleep, if not steal everything you own and fly back to their cabin in Serbia.
If she doesn't laugh at
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
Then she is not worthy.
>>704057192
fuck
>>704057192
wtf man
>>704056913
>white
>not a bitch
>independente career
good luck anon!
>>704057192
goddamn you
>>704057192
Dog
the heartless cruel femdom kind
>>704056748
Hey thats my bitch
One with huge tits for me to blow my load on and a huge cock to fuck my ass with
>>704060954
Unicorn hunter
>>704056748
basically anyone who would have me
>>704061495
>boarding a puss
One that doesn't care I'm married
>>704074742
And white
>>704057192
zdfhsftgjnhn
>>704057192
I've gotta admit... as far as dickheads go, you're pretty clever. I didn't see that coming.
skinny
can tell a story
real sense of humor, not "woman" humor
not destructive hobby
understanding of when to be demure or dirty
>>704057192
Mother
>>704057877
>Sounds like you want a man, anon.
>>704058576
>fake tits are obviously fake!
>fake tits
>fake
>>704056748
intelligent
not prone to debauchery
round buttocks
cooking skills
pretty face
plays LoL
>>704070918
Happy with mine
>>704059536
OC?
>>704058650
virgin mindset
>>704057192
fuck again...
>>704056748
One that's 9 years old and not a tattletale.
>>704056748
asian, gamer, shy.
>>704058085
you just stole my words
>alive
Androgynous Tomboy Cutie
Above average height (5' 8)
Short Red Hair
A few tattoos and piercings
Goofy
Intelligent
Accepting of my ideals
Loyal
More of a best friend type that you could fuck
>>704058526
>yo babe come over here so i can bust in your mouth real quick
Is that about how it goes? Kek
>>704060999
Sounds like my girlfriend, except for the working out part. (she weighs like 42kg)
Problem is that it also comes with a bunch of other things.
She can be a major bitch and is quite irrational in every discussion that matters, because she views the world in her own way...
>>704056748
>pic related
>>704060999
One that can match socks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6yZnT599HM
In my 25 years alive, I've never seen a more perfect girl for girlfriend/wife material. It's a shame people age, she's not like this anymore. :(
>>704056748
one that wants to be my gf.
>>704076619
>>704070918
Newds?
>>704057192
loooooool
>>704057192
dont die
>>704076575
>intelligent
>plays lol
>pick one
