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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>704037104

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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>>704050077

hello!

-mavis
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Calamity-masu'd
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claimed
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Saber claim
>>704049814
Night Tats
>>704049809
>Suicide by barbell
No it'll be two bullets in the back of the head as a suicide

>America wants Julian Assange's, the man who's uncucking us, head on a silver platter
>>704050034
RIP
>That almost pantyshot
And thus that cameraman was never heard from again
>Good landing though
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7th for cut me yuno
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>>704050320
fuck off this isn't a loli thread
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Still here, what's going on ?
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>>704050306

hello welcome back!
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Best type moon claimed.
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The scapula is a lot more complex than one would initially think

>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
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>>704050765
This has not improved my day
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>>704050735

can you explain this to me? what anime is this from. last time you gave me some bullshit answer and it was some giant ass series.
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>>704050660
Hey Mavis. How're you?
>>704050624
Hi.
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Got em
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>>704050765
765 is still okay digits
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>>704050880
Type moon is a truly massive company/franchise with a generally shared universe (though that's rather complicated) Shiki is from the series of movies called Kara No Kyoukai, though she also makes several appearances in some games.
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>>704050788
Are you familiar with custom skins? I was considering installing one for Syndra and wanted a suggestion. She has a lot of potential designs and Rito gives her way less attention than she deserves.
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>>704051014
But is not good enough, right?
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....
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>>704050884
hi Shiro. how was your day?
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>>704051167

7spooky5me

but i might give it a shot mate
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>>704051417
Correct. Yours aren't either
>>704050880
There's also mine who's from the Fate/ series which is in the type moon universe
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>>704051622
The movies are very very good, though for all other entries in the nasuverse I would recommend reading the source material.
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>>704050440
It was, wasnt it? GATE as a series doesnt really sexualise anything, and in the manga Rory's dress is far more demure, but that one is a straight case of magic skirt.
>>704050765
A fine attempt though.
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>>704050765
It really is, the fact that it can rotate and stuff wigs me out.

Eru Claim ^^
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>>704051857
Physics just doesn't work that way. Good example of Schrödinger's Panties though :^)
>>704051810
This too. Kara no Kyoukai has probably been the best movie series I've seen or will see
>>704052031
Temperamental Britbong raifu
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>>704052204
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>>704051603
It was meh. Yours?
>>704051622
I asked how you were doing.
>>704052031
>>704052204
Hi.
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*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
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>>704051410
Yeah, it looks like they would rather keep everyone playing the edgy ninja or sword guy.
Other than trying them out for a few games, not really. None of them cought my attention, but that was a while back.
Have you found anything interesting?
>>704051684
Come on.
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>>704051684
Nice exploitable pic.
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>>704052928
Kek I'll have edit it myself sometime
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>>704052656
That's also how I would describe mine. Unfortunately I have to take my leave already. I'll catch you later
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>>704053437
Goodbye.
>>704052758
Hi Alice.
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>>704052758
Post
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>>704052900
Not really, the best concepts I found have a terrible execution.

>They are making an Ekko figure
So this is why he didn't get nerfed yet.
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Claiming Felix

Out of school now
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>>704051684
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>>704053437
nigga i'm gonna need sauce
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>>704052656
Hello
>>704052599
Best Raifu ^^
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>>704054242
How're you doing, ya cute rifle?
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>>704053631
Hello Shiro, how are you tonight?
>>704053801
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>>704051014
>>704051857
Better than many of my other attempts at least

>>704052031
As it does meself!
Truly is a glorious thing of the body
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>>704054709
I'm doing okay. You?
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>>704054702
I'm doing pretty well, Rim World is super fun.
>Its also a bit challenging, trying to keep everyone sane/happy.
How about you?
>>704054860
The body is such a curious thing isn't it? It does so much just to keep itself running.
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>>704054883
I'm not doing too badly. Just finding new music to play in osu, thinking about loading up World of Warcraft in a bit
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>>704055276
Lovely lady.
>>704055395
I'm okay. Going to listen to some music.
>>704055659
Nice. I haven't played OSU! since the pen to my tablet broke a month ago. I'll most likely get a replacement pen soon.
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>>704055966
Nice, music is always good ^^ I think I might listen to some Coldplay, any plans for your songs?
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>>704055395
That it is!
The sheer number of microscopic processes and reactions that happen in our bodies keeping us up and running is quite baffling once ye think about it.
Pretty weird to think of even a fraction of what's going on inside us that keeps us going.
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>>704055966
I do keyboard mouse
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>>704056715
Baby Face Willette (jazz). He's a great organ player, not like I can really judge though, hes the only organ player I actually know.
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A few quick matches of MWO before I leave for work are in order.
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>Mfw just got off work
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>>704058413
I have it downloaded still have yet to start
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>>704058624
You need to load it up. Tutorial is a bit of teaching you how to play but its barebones basics.
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>>704058845
Is it server based or can you queue worldwide?
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>stellar claim
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>>704057374
Nice, good stuff, I'm getting more into jazz too, and blues.
>>704058441
A Galil!
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>Plebeians
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>>704059197
Worldwide, you can choose the servers though. Eu, Oce or Na.
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>>704059749
Hey Eru, what's up?
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>>704060110
Cool might queue with you sometime if you get the time cause we can't do league.
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I have returned from my slumber.
#claimed
How's it going thread?
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>>704060232
Playin Rim World.
>This game is hardcore.
I started with four colonists, jumped up to six, and now I have two, and one of them refuses to do any medical work so the other one, if injured, has to ride it out and try to rest.
>The poor bastard.
But its going well, and they're getting along.
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せんりつ の たつまき claimed
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>>704060281
You can queue in all regions at once, the ping isnt that different.
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>>704059749
Cool. You got any favorite jazz albums? Mine would be Grant Green's 'Grant's First Stand'.
>>704059465
Hello bote.
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>>704060937
Someone else claimed you, Loli.
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>>704059465
Hello
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>>704061249
Alright I'll start it sometime today. Maybe we can play sometime then.
>>704059465
Smol bote
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>>704061526
That was me. I fucked up the filename
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QOTT Is this the real life?
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>>704061255
I haven't gotten too far in where I've picked up specific albums, I'm mostly acquainting myself with the genre.
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>>704062133
Yes.
Do you have a steam or discord?
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>>704061255
Hello Shiro
How goes?

>>704061527
'Sup
How's the inferior French speaker? :^)

>>704061597
Cute tsu..
King

>>704062133
>or is this just fantasy
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>>704062133
Sadly it is, no matter how bad it is
>>704062487
C'est pas bien gentil :(
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I'm back, I had to drive home.
>>704060483
Kek, that dude's a huge asshole.
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>>704062487
Caught in a landslide.
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>>704062414
I did at one point, all mobile though

>>704062487
>This guy

>>704062551
Wouldnt have it any other way
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>>704062853
No escape from reality
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>>704062609
Now its even worse because that one dude, who refused to doctor got kidnapped by bandits
>And died of an infection.
But on a lighter note, we recruited a new female colonist, and she's treating the other guy (Hitt) because he was injured by the raiders. He scared em off though, using an LMG. The only bad part about her, (Fox) is that she's a pacifist, and she can't stand violence, except, butchering animals I guess, she just can't shoot them or fight raiders. But Hitt is strong.
>Its like a romance drama.
>Its kinda cute how she was taking care of him and stuff.
>She'd even get up in the middle of the night to give him medicine and keep his infections down.
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>>704063116
Shit forgot image.
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>>704062487
I've seen better days. You?
>>704062986
So that's a no I think.
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>>704062551
I'm sorry, small rivalry~
You're doing fine, yes?

>>704063059
Open your eyes

>>704063204
I've been doing better lately
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>>704063204
Well, Im not sure what the ol login was for discord, lemme give her a go
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>>704063157
Aww.
>Watching Dope, it's p good so far
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>>704063525
Who could hate those nice feet?
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>>704063562
Neat ^^
>mfw they have a pet fox
This is inspiring me to write a book. Like one of those sappy romance books, I'll make millions.
>Probably.
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>>704063525
No.

>>704063639
Me.
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>>704063204
User name is KnobbyKneesocks
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>>704063525
Shitty furfag paws.
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cut me yuno
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>>704063437
Look up the skies and see
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>>704063525
fuck you furry-chan
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here
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>>704064596
IM JUST A POOR BOY
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>>704063437
How're you doing Megu- Amatsu :^)
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>>704064719
I need no sympathy
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>>704064358
Great new meme. Do you think it actually will make them not post anymore?
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>>704065098
I'm hoping they strongly consider suicide.
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>>704064793
I'm doing fine, had an interview, medical and physical tests for the army yesterday
You?

>>704065052
Because I'm easy come, easy go
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>>704064295
I need the number too.
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>>704065052
Because I'm easy come, easy go
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>>704065257
Fuck
>>704065234
Little high, little low
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>>704065254
Ah, yes
9478
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>>704065234
Cool. Just playing vidya right now
>>704065365
Anyway the wind blows
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>>704065471
Doesn't really matter to me, to me.
>this would be fun to do in vocaroo
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Mei claimed, as per usual. What's going on tonight
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>>704065650
Mama just killed a man
>No, also playing league right now
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>>704065650
Mama, just killed a man

>>704065471
Sweet
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These niggas can't make their own fucking chicken but when I start making it they start saying I didn't put enough seasoning or water in and the temperature was wrong these lazy motherfuckers
>>704063525
Ugly paws.
>>704063811
Seems like all is going well for Hitt, with the grill saving him and the asshole dying and the fox and whatnot.
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>>704065744
A-mei-zing
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>>704065809
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>Ama
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>>704065872
You got that right. I'm currently enjoying a nice vanilla coke.
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>>704065891
Kek
>Saber
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>>704065825
Yeah, he's a bit mentally unstable but every time Fox comes around, and the lil fox (might name it soon, need ideas tho) too, he gets happy and works a bit harder, its super cute.
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Back from the Drs. Hows everyone doing?
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>>704062986
I would have it less painful is I could
>>704063437
I guess I'm doing okay. Nothing to complaing about too much at the moment
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>>704065818
>>704065809
Put a gun against his head.
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>>704066207
I wouldnt, love hurts mac
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>>704066144
Name the fox Lisa.
>TFW can't get Rimworld
The game sounds super fun
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>>704064634
rude
>>704065228
considering it right now
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>>704066655
>>704066666
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>>704066599
How're you doing on this fine day?
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>>704066655
You're rude.
You don't even talk to me anymore.
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>>704066802
Good, open mic night tonight!
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>>704066866
But I do
I just haven't talked to you in the last 2 days
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>>704066610
Oh yeah, you don't have a PC yet. When you do, be sure to tell me so I can get you a good deal ;^]
>Lisa is a good name.
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If triple digits occur, I claim all the other waifus
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>>704067369
I am Rey Mysterio
This can work
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>>704067171
Yarr m8
>Lisa is literally just "Fox" in Russian
>>704067369
Don't pretend to be Trips guy
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>>704066993
Pleasant.
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>>704067610
Kek. That's still a good name.
>Meanwhile some jackass bandit broke into our camp and blew up a bunch of our shit so we had to kill him
>Now we have hand grenades and a toque.
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>>704067610
It gets me nowhere anyways

>>704067632
Brother tryin to be Frank Sinatra
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>>704067903
>Mfw forget image twice
>aaaaaa
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>>704067939
Nice.
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>>704066599
Which is why you simply don't do love, problem solved
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>>704068365

whatever honky
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>>704067903
>Toque
What even?
>Mfw erection will not subside while at a friends house
>I'm wearing basketball shorts
PANIC
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>>704068365
Thats very sad Alice

>>704068213
Indeed!
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>>704066445
Pulled the trigger and now he's dead
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>>704068439

why are you taking phone calls during work hours?
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>>704068439
Toque is like a beanie.
GOOD LUCK COMRADE. Subside thy erection.
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>>704068408
Is this supposed to be offensive? I love being white
>>704068619
Depending who you ask, so am I.
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>>704065257

CHINESE CARTOON
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>>704068654
Go fuck yourself Mavis, I'm not even working.
Oh yeah, I watched Hotel Transylvania 2 last night, you fucking cuck, Mavis wasn't even remotely attractive anyway.
>>704068781
Why do they have specific kinds of hats?
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>>704068786

>2016 and not being a nigger
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>>704068786
Still Mac, thats really bad thinking
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>>704068863

bsaguof zichf vioybdfhvkhl FSEHBKefbk vsdbjbjkfzb;kjvdbkk
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>>704068863
I don't even need to watch the movie to know she isn't remotely attractive
>just look at those pictures
>>704068915
>2016
>not needing to worry about cops
>not being human garbage
Ffeelsgoodmano
>>704068958
It helps to keep me sane
>>
Insults must be original? Well fuck I'm screwed
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>>704068863
A toque is a really good winter hat, its usually pretty thick and stuff. I dunno, they have cowboy hats and stuff so I just roll with it.
Its so cute when they visit each other, especially if one of them is injured because when they treat them they'll often stick around for a bit and talk before they go back to bed
Its like a couple living in a log cabin in the woods.
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>>704068963
This seems to be your average level of thinking.
>>704069071
Her personality is just as unattractive.
>>704069150
That's kinda cool I guess.
That's so cute and comfy.
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>>704069071
I guess, but still
My depression is very public
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what a bunch of fucking faggots.

HAVE FUN MASTURBATING TO CHINESE CARTOONS YOU GREASY NECKBEARDS.
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>>704069250
Yeah. ^^
>Did ya get rid of your trouser snake?
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>>704069439
>Chinese
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>>704069150
Toques are life
>>704069250
I guess the Mavis poster and his waifu have 2 things in common then
>>704069328
Public depression just gets people worried about you. It's better in the long run to just keep it hidden
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>>704068915
>>704068654
>>704068841
>>704068963
>>704069439
>2016 and claiming someone who's already married.
You like being cucked, don't you?
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>>704069439
Nyet fuccboi
>>704069494
IT WONT GO AWAY GOD DAMN IT NOTHING SEXY IS EVEN HAPPENING
>>704069549
Fucking savage
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>>704069729
>>704069729
>>704069729
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>>704069659
Don't forget she had a kid as well

>Galil
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