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Why aren't you bisexual?
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Because I'm not a faggot like op
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>bisexual
>Shows homosexual photo.
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>>704033333

What a waste of pents.
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>>704033390

>implying bisexuality means you have to like everything AT THE SAME TIME
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Because dudes are ugly as shit
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>>704033524

if they're ugly then why/how are girls attracted to them?
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I'm too rugged to like fags
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'cause Im normal, you Faggot.
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>>704033615


Guess what is more rugged. Fucking girls and fags alike.

Nothing more rugged than topping both genders.
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>>704033600
Because women are fucking dumb
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>>704033524
well, you get a trap you know
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Because that's gay.
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>>704033225
but I am
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>>704033823


It's also straight.
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>>704033823
only 50% gay
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>>704033410
>pents
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>>704033225
I am. I can't imagine why anyone isn't. If it's pretty, fuck it, there is no gay.
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>>704034023
kekkle'd
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>>704033225
but i am
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>>704033225
Not b, just attracted to the cock. But it would have to be attached to a REALLY nice body. I mean, really nice.
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>>704034093
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>>704033225
Because I not an attention whore, a pathetic faggot, who didn't hugged enough as a child. Bisexuality is a ploy by the faggots.
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I'm proud to say that I am a member of the bisexual masterrace.

I'm a pretty shit member cause I've only managed to have gay sex so I might as well be a faggot but could be worse, could be a virgin.
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Bisexuality and homosexuality started becoming mainstream because of this skank right here.
Think about it.
By the time her shitty reality show came about, alternative orientations were still pretty closeted (no pun intended) and demonized.
Then, the marketing for her show used "OMG SHE'S BISEXUAL SOOO CRAZY YOU GUYS" as the only draw. That attracted stupid horny dudes who have apparently never heard of PornHub sure, but after this, more and more people started coming out in droves, steadily though it may have been. You got shows like Queer Eye and Ellen, yeah, but this slut right here is one of the main reasons why so many teens came out, and why so many more came out as bi to seem fashionable.
Food for thought.
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Because I'm not furiously bent like you
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I am in the sense that I would suck a cock if given the opportunity via a glory hole or a passable trap. But I wouldn't actively go to a gay bar in hopes of hooking up with a guy, nor would I tell my friends/family about it.
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>>704034200
Like, i could have sweet sex with this handsome guy... if he stay shaved and if he takes my cock inside and not the other way around.
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>>704034211

It's just a simple question.


You seem like a closet case.
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>>704034324
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>>704034247
who?
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>>704034231
So you're gay out of rejection.
Millenials are so fucking pathetic. I can always come to /b/ for an ego boost.
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Clitorises are essentially small penises, so if you like women you're gay.
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>>704034405
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>>704034450
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>>704034443


SCIENCE!
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>>704034443
>>704034443
>>704034443
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>>704034389
And I gave you a simple answer...
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Because I can't afford Calvin Klein OR American Eagle underwear :(
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>>704034613
kek
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>>704034435
>So you're gay out of rejection.

I'd like to say this isn't accurate, but it is. I'm bi, but primary/highschool rejection left me disproportionately anxious with girls, so being with guys is just the path of least resistance. I do intend to sleep with a girl though.
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>>704033225
Fuck guys all you want, but touching dicks is just gay nigga.
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>>704034833
nah its only gay if you look at eachother lovingly while doing it.
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>>704034093
>>704034200
>>704034324
>>704034405
>>704034450

I WANT TO SUCK THEM SO MUCH
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>>704035006


I bet you're just a really nice guy.

A true altruist.
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>>704034833
I think touching dicks is called
>a Jewish kiss
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>>704033727
so is trap now the new word for trans girl or what?
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>>704034991
Fuck each others' orifices as much as you want, even women have an ass and mouth. But when you start touching dicks, you mad gay. No gay guy looks at another gay guy lovingly. That's female shit.
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>>704033524
sex is not a beauty contest, it is about the pleasure of sexual stimulation and achieving a good orgasm,

yeah, i am bi, i am just as comfortable sucking dick as i am licking pussy
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>>704035239
>I think touching dicks is called
>>a Jewish kiss

Who wants to jewish kiss me?
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>>704035510
me
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>>704033225
everyone's bisexual you dip
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>>704035321
No its a guy who dresses up and maybe acts girlish in order to "trap"/attract other guys
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>>704035239
Fucking kek
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>>704035577
hope you're cute <3
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I'm extremely bi curious. It may be because I recognize that girls are "a lot harder to get" than men are. It's gotten to a point where it's like, fuck it? Fuck my ego. I just want to get laid.
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>>704033225
Pussy is gross, cock rules.
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>>704035740
i am
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Anyone wanna swap pics? Kik: bjcasss
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>>704035850
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>>704036301
Gtfo faggot
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>>704036914
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>>704035617
>
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>>704033333
>woah
<woah
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>>704033225

I'm not gay, but I would throw on a pair of panties, bra, mini-skirt, sexy top and heels for a hot guy.
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>>704034489
Uncut? He'd sucked so fucking hard and balls empty
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GAY SEX IS THE BEST
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>>704033225

because I'd only ever do anything with a guy who had a cock as nice as mine and there's like .0001% chance of that happening.
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Why won't you faggots just let this thread die?
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>>704038317
That's pretty gay.
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>>704033225
>implying i'm not
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>>704039368
Because like homosexuality, it will never die!
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What would you do with my cock ;)
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>>704040653
Suck it and swallow all the cum
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>>704033225
Cause I'm. Not gay, you faggot
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>>704039377

Not as long as one pesron is dressed up like a girl
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Because guys are ass holes.
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Because I'm not a degenerate like you
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>>704033225
I dont have a mental disorder
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i am, but have only been with girls so far.

i would tear this up
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>>704034231
We're on the same boat it seems.
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>>704034443
Heterosexual men are looking to put the dick in the vagina, not the clitoris. Besides, men can't find the clitoris.
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>>704033225
Because I'm mentally stable
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>>704033225
Because dicks are desisting looking and nuts look like chewed bubblegum, I don't want one in my mouth or ass. I'm amazed most girls aren't lesbians. I love my dick but I lived with it all my life.
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>>704033472
Implies being bisexual means you can't?
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Prostate orgasms are fucking amazing. Giving up control is bed is for bitches.
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>>704035817
This.
Girls now days are so obsessed with mind games. Its all about convincing each other to fuck. She pretends to resist. you pretend to not even try. Its stupid. Why not just walk up to each other, and say "lets fuck".
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>>704033225
cuz daddy and jeebus tole me its wrong
>jk
>gave my a uber driver a bj yesterday!
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>>704033225
Actually, I've recently found out that I am attracted to some degree by cocks. Not by men in general, though (unless it's a very feminine one).
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>>704033225
but ... i am
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>>704045383
Giving up control in bed is a part of the fun in my case. You can get fucked by both men and women, no matter what gender you are, and getting fucked is always more fun.

1) You get to lie back and chill why the guy/girl does the work

2)You don't have to worry about pleasing, they are pleasing you

3)It is exciting to letting someone take control, to not know what the next move will be. If you're the one fucking, you will have a plan or feeling of what is going to happen next.
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>>704033225
not anymore after I found my soulmate and got back from camp
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>>704034443
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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>>704046536
My kekkels
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>>704033333
I dont like to get reamed...i like fucking and i would love to suck dicks...
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>>704033225
I dunno, I just aren't.
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>>704044053
You do. Trust me.
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i'm no, but i'm not in to all those fairy looking bitch boys. that's what my girlfriend is for. If i'm fuckin a dude, be better be a real dude. I go for big vers daddies who know how to please and be pleased.
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>>704033225
Because I had parents who loved me. I'm very sorry for your loss OP.
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>>704033472
Work on it, son.
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>>704033410
On the other hand, he's right you know. OP is a faggot who wants us to believe he's ambisexual.
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>>704033225
Because I'm gay now
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i kinda am i guess?

i'm attracted to girls all the time but with dudes it depends greatly on general mood and horniness
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>>704033225
OP is such a jerkoff, he thinks bisexual is when you jerk two dicks.
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Because its fucking disgusting
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>>704033225
Muslim and Jewish cuts together in peace
World is a great place (:
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>>704033225
I just don't want to have sex with another man, but making out (kissing and cuddle) with on here and there is always fun. I think it's called Homoromantic
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>>704048911
You mean it isn't?

Somebody better tell the president of Mexico!
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>>704049139
I think it's called "gay"
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>>704033225
I'm not mentally retarded, that's why
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>>704034405
>>704034450
I wish I had a beautiful dick like these. :(
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>>704050646
>homo
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someone with skype here?
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>>704051365
are you gay?
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>>704051579
nope
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>>704033727
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>>704051579
wanna see me jizz a huge load?
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>>704033225
i am
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Because I'm pansexual
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Bi master race reporting in.
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>>704052534
The chances that you really are that or not just som baiting faggot is really inlikely
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........
I...... am.
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>>704033225
Women are cancer, and being held at night is key to being happy
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>>704033225
im not bisexual becasause i dont like men.
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>>704033225
I was kinda attracted to girly boys but never think about a romantic relationship with other man

Now I have feelings for a girly hung boy who would want to be a trap

So I guess I am
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>>704033875
>>704033945
Its all fag shit
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>>704033225
>yfw you realise the only reason you're not bi is because you've succumbed to the weight of years and years of social interactions showing homosexual relations as bad

(as much as you niggas bitch about the gay agenda being popular)
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I like the cock... but only mine. Could'nt fall in love with a man. Disguted by semen. Nothing go in my ass.
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>>704033225
never seen a photo of a guys holes that gave me a boner
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Bisexuality is awesome. You get a taste of both pussy and dick and enjoy it.
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How does one not find this majestic?
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>>704033225
Why arent you asexual?
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>>704033689
Sort of agree but content in not being that rugged
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>>704054887
nice balls, but dick needs to be a bit longer
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>>704052744
I'm not baiting, I'm pansexual.
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Am I bisexual if I want to fuck a sissy in the ass but I won't let him fuck me? Blowjobs are fine
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>>704035394
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But I am, I suck strangers in rest stop bathrooms.
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Who doesn't love being a little feminine boy with a little dot and cat whiskers drawn on his nose and cheeks with a little pair of fuzzy fox ears and a fox tail who loves to get his big fat tight bubble butt cummed inside of

probably a faggot
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>>704033225
i'm omnisexual
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because women are fucking useless
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>>704033225
Hell yeah OP I'm there with you. I don't want to kiss date or fuck a guy, but sharing my girl with my buddy and rubbing our cocks together in my chick's mouth or sucking each other off or guiding him in my girl and vice versa is so much sexual fun. I guess you could say I'm really into Heteroflexible MMF. Probably my biggest fetish.
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>>704034211
>a pathetic faggot, who didn't hugged enough as a child.

that's not fair, I was hugged plenty [spoilers] by my next door boyhood best friend that exposed me to his humongous 8 inch cock when I was only 11 [/don'twork]
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Most fun way of getting head...
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Cuz vag and big tits are nasty, most men are shit tho.
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Because I'm pansexual.
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>>704058109
>grabs the other dude's dick
that's gay

and hot
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>>704033225
Because im not a homosex
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My best friend and I do this with my girl once every few months. Feels good man.
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>mostly straight, but into the idea of getting a handjob from another guy
>can get hard and fap to videos of a guy jerking off himself or another guy
>finally try and get a handjob from another guy, use pics of girls and porn to look at while getting the handjob, cum hard the first time
>try to do it a couple more times, each time it takes me longer to cum
>eventually can't even maintain a boner anymore
>stop doing it after three straight times where I was getting jerked off and went completely limp

and that's when I found out that I was definitely straight
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>>704033225
because im not a faggot or cuck
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>>704058451
No, but you are an alcohol
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Such a great bro bonding experience, another penis feels incredible next to yours and it's so hot watching my girl lose herself to two cocks
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Remember the first time my friend was hesitant and he was like I know your cock is rubbing against my cock but damn it feels really good
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>>704054887
I find that to be potato quality
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Feeling his cock tense and pulse out cum is incredible, sent me right over the edge
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any green text stories for guys jerking off guys?
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It's so weird how many straight guys would have a threesome but stick to this no touching heads or tails scenario as if contact with another cock makes them gay. If you would never date or marry a guy, I don't think that makes you gay in society. Who cares what you do behind closed doors. It doesn't need a label. Do what makes you feel good.
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I hate guys but really like dicks, so mmf is actually my favorite thing ever. So sorta bi, but just don't like only guys.
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>>704044129
sauce pls
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Last double barrel threesome pic. If you ever get a chance to fuck a girl with your buddy don't worry about mm contact even if it's incidental, it won't make you gay or bi. Forget about all that and just have fun fucking the hell out of a chick with your buddy
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>>704033225

More Jewish propaganda trying to tempt white males into Degeneracy.
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>>704053024
Guirly boys are so fucking cute, I lover him, hope some one sucks my dick on
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>>704060023
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>>704033225
I value my intact anus.
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>>704060083
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>>704060174

Grats on deciding not to be a shit stabber.
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>>704060174
this
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>>704034211
I like pussy
I like cock

Honestly I like pussy more than cock but I would definitely suck a nice one off.

What would you call it if not bisexuality?
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>>704034231
kystv is that you? The edgy meme lord from instagram?
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>>704033225
Because I'm not into the cock.
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How do I become a bisexual?
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>>704033225

I think penises are sexy but the male body does nothing for me. A passable trap or girly boy of some kind with a somewhat feminine body would be fine. Never have met someone like that but i would like to.
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>>704062282
Search for any cd trap sissy thread here in b
Then try soc
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>>704033225
>Believes sexuality isn't a choice
>Question implies it is.
god damn retards
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>>704062457

This >>704034324
and this >>704034200

would work just fine. Especially that first boy. Yum.
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>>704033333
fag
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>>704062457
This
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>>704033225
Tried with a boy when I was 12, not interesting me...

But my Twin Flame is a bisexual woman, and I *love* that so much!!
She's so cute when she kisses another girl! :-D
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>>704062970

Yes.
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>>704033225
I'm curious, but mostly when I see pics like this.

Couldntgo direct m/m though. I need a woman involved somewhere. A devils threesome I'd do.
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>>704063126
>when I was 12
>:-D

So, last year?
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>>704033225
>>>/lgbt/

Fuck off faggot shitposter
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>>704063945
why are there so many closet homos in this thread. were you touched by daddy?
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>>704063867
Schumann frequency didn't accelerate as much! I'm 33 (and I still like smilies). :-p
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