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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I am Norwegian. Ask me anything
>>704010728
FUCK OFF AND DIE.
Why haven't you made Varg king yet?
What do you think about Burzum?
Do you heil Varg like people heiled Hitler?
>>704010728
Why can't I find a techno club in Trondheim?
what country are you from
>>704010728
Are Norwegian stereotypes true, like tall blonde, but somehow still metal as fuck with no social skills?
>>704010728
How can I manage to not kill myself in Winter?
>>704011048
Quite tall
a lot more blonds, many dark blondes
metal as fuck depends
no social skills: Absolutely. Everyone is an Aspie before getting piss drunk.
>source: being German in Norway
>>704010728
HONESTLY, how many mudslimes are in your country? Is it a concern (do they cause crime)? I'm an American looking to travel, and I'd rather not have to deal with a different variety of nigger (we have plenty of our own here).
>>704010728
Proper English Grammer would be "this chicken is burnt more than a Norwegian church."
don't sit beside me on the bus or train if there are empty seats.
>>704011326
Stay out of Oslo if you don't want to encounter as many mudslimes.
>not OP but fellow norwegian
>>704011624
OP has left, take over thread or filename related
>>704011508
Ehm, grammar*
/Norwegian
Do you hate the Swedish? How do you feel about them?
asking any Norwegian, not just op
>>704010728
20% of 4channers is norwegian. did you think you were the only one?
>>704011835
You're not even that many in total, fgt
>>704011326
Muslims over-represent certain types of crime here, like sexual assaults, gangrapes, rapes of small blondes, gang crime, drugs. (Now 2nd generation sand niggers counts in as they are an un-removable cancer to our lands). In the bigger cities muslims crowd all over, and dumb naiv faggets think they are all nice to have here.
But out of all honesty, as a tourist you wont be bothered. This is not Murica' og somewhere else you get jumped on the street without provoking it.
>>704011835
>20% of 4channers is norwegian
not true. check some polls.
>>704011879
Same German guy as above: These Norwegians have no idea what many immigrants are.
Live in 3rd largest city and there are very little shitskins. But do come here in the summer
>>704011989
Oh and be prepared to be completely raped in terms of expenses :^)
This country is insanely expensive.
How's the nature scenery out there ? Is it really beautiful ? Do you appreciate it ? Inb4 being a faggot
>>704011989
1 sand nigger is one too much bruh, try sending your tiny blonde daughter to a school in eastern Oslo. She either convert or gets picked on.
>>704011771
The whole swedish hate thing is just a meme. Anyone that genuinely hates swedish people won't be taken seriously.
>>704011771
hate is a strong word. But calling them stupid is a tradition here, our parents teach us jokes about how stupid they are to us when we are kids. Nowadays it turned out that our prophesy turned real with their naive politics
My great grandmother immigrated to Sweden from Norway. How can I find out why?
My Grandparents we just got back, he said a Pint was 14 quid about 18 dollars. WTF
How to you fucking live?? Surly the higher wages cant even help when shit cost that much!!.
>>704011771
Hate stereotype swedes who ruin their country, but on the other hand they are brothers we just make fun of.
>>704010873
Yeah. All Norwegians do that
>>704010873
>>704012115
im just sit in my room all day . but from the picture on the internet it looks pretty nice here
>>704011835
>>704011048
There are alot off more tall and blonde people in Sweden. And most Norwegians have very good social skills, we are just very shy
>>704011771
Yeah. They think they are better than us but they're not
Why are you inferior to danes?
>>704012258
it evens out i guess , supply and demand thing, they sell it expensive because people have high wages
>>704012498
Nice try
>>704010803
How do you feel about the king of Norway laying his blessing on all the brown immigrants?
>>704012498
Got that sweet oil money
>>704012525
No, it doesn't. Alcohol is still very expensive here, so predrinks close to blackout drunk are a big thing here.
>>704012258
>>704012258
The alcohol has some insane taxes added to the price of them here, mainly to discourage drinking to the point of needing your stomach pumped just to save your damn life.
But it does make it taste better when you're out drinking with friends. I speak from experience.
>>704012659
thats because you are neet / student, if they could sell more drink by making it cheaper they would
>>704010926
Yeah. Every Sunday night, sitting in the middle of a pentagram i painted with virginblood on my bedroom-floor.
>>704012792
Its taxes, you dipshit. Not free market.
Are you Norwegian and dumb or just guessing from over the pond?
>>704010892
They're fine, i like bands like Satyricon, Dimmu Borgir and Kvelertak more
You should ally with Finland and destroy that nasty muslim country between you two.
>>704010728
How do Norwegians feel about throwing out their old gods for a southern Jew god(who apparently prefers Latin)?
What are your thoughts on Americans?
Why are y'all not the fierce warriors we hear about? Did Christianity make y'all weak?
>>704013178
Lets hope russia will volunteer and it will be an easy fix.
>>704013178
As nice as the idea is, Sweden is still a part of EU. Any act of agression would end in a costly conflict that would not even make it worth the fight.
>>704013305
Don't give a shit to be quite honest, lost the care to even think of religion.
They can be all right, but doesn't look like most of them want to be.
After the attack on what's known as the UK today, a lot of our viking forces were exhausted and spread throughout, allowing christianity to get a grip on us and force us to abandon our old ways. So in a way, yes.
>>704011552
>>704010728
can you discuss niggers in your country. I presume that there are few and therefore the problems are minimal. I've never been to Norway and only got as far as Denmark. Otherwise very familiar to EU prior to the period of ten years ago. I am in late 50's and recall most of Europe and UK from the pre-fall of the wall due to a lot of time spent there. Then, meaning in the 70's, 80's, and 90's, Norway was not on most people's compass to pay much attention to for much of anything, nor for expat communities, relative to UK, FR, DE, IT, and Benelux. Anyhow, back to lazy intergenerationally violent, unemployable, disruptive, loud, combative, criminal typical niggers, what say you?
>>704013305
the viking warrior spirits and traditions lives on in our military from what i know. there is some videos on youtube on that. nice way to get people ready for battle
Think most norwegians likes usa.
think 90% of Norway is atheist even those that are registerd in church aren't really religious, believing in pagan gods or any god doest make sense when you are atheist. So i think its okay to put down those believes and other countries should do the same.
>>704011989
>>704011879
stupid liers
>>704013685
It's kind of the same as the niggers in the US. There are okay people and not okay people. That's about it. Main difference is that most aren't born here.
>>704011320
i am Norwegian and i approve of this claim.
>fun fact.
we are hated by Israel and china because we like to fuck with them. they don't own us so we can do that unlike the EU and the USA. Israel claim we are the most antisemitic country in the world and china refuses to trade with us because we apparently shamed them for nominating a dude they didn't like for the peace treaty or some shit. it's kind of funny because no one takes this seriously here. if i'd ask anyone here they would just laugh about it.
>>704013305
1. There is very few christians in Norway, most Norwegians consider themselves agnostic or atheistic.
2. They're fine.
3. When you got alot of money and everything you need, there is no reason to be an angry warrior all the time
>>704013800
You are dumb as fuck, literally. Take a walk, visit a few of those related places, meet some people. HAVE A LOOK AROUND.
Btw, Kys.
>>704011326
stay clear of the major cities and you will be fine. we don't have any big cities anyway compared to REAL big cities as the population of our country is at the size of a big city. the smaller cities usually get them deported or moved to the bigger cities or in jail.
>>704013901
The reason Isreal hates us is just because 99% of all norwegians supports Palestina. lel
>>704013685
I am 95% sure you are wrong and the niggers in Norway are not the same problems as niggers in US. The remark there are good and there are bad is meaningless. That's a tautology. Most or less we all agree with that because you only need to find one of each set to make the remarks true. The question, is therefore, not answered. But thank you for considering it and saying something.
>>704011771
as the average citizen of Malmö is an Arab i don't think i will like the average swede for very long
>>704010728
u from norway?
>>704012431
good social skills. very shy
fuck off beta
>>704014522
The question was about swedes, not sandniggers in sweden.
>>704014613
but sweden is full of sand niggers...they will by the majority by 2030.learn to suck arab dick faggot
>>704014613
well i feel they are giving their country away to sandniggers, which is a problem since we are neighbors
>>704010728
Do you listen to Ulver?
>>704014023
this is not so either. First The Cz Repub is the country with most people are ath or agnos. And 7/10 people in Norway belong to the Lutheran church, or a version of it. Norway is not even half ath or agno. When more old people die it will be, less the ignorant refugees who replace them with gutter religions like islam. Not that it matters but I am an ath.
Hows the drugs scene? I heard that majority hates them, even young people.
>>704010728
How fucking cold is there, really?
>>704010728
Why can't you come up with your own language? Mixing svenska and danska isn't creating a "language"...
>>704014813
do you have heated sidewalks?
>>704014689
>learn to suck arab dick faggot
What's with your obsession of arabic dicks? You're making yourself to be the faggot, think of something original for a change.
>>704014731
No, but i have heard of them. A friend of mine likes them alot
How is it up there? How long are the winters?
>>704012221
found a guy probably
>>704014812
Yeah, but in some bigger cities, drugs like weed and ecstacy are popular. Most young people fucking hates smoking. They use something instead called "Snus"
>>704010728
let's jump to the big thing everybody in US really wants to learn. . . What is the endgame in EU, and in Norway in particular? Do you want to see niggers and sandniggers take over and displace native populations and native culture? Do you like low-IQ people in your country and wish to increase their density in the population? Yes, what is the endgame, indeed?
>>704014810
everyone is registered in the church , and they just don't care to unregistered. if you make a poll and ask them they say atheist. the register is not a good soruce
>>704014813
Not too cold actually, unless you travel up north. If you travel there in the winter, it is pitch black 24/7. It rains alot on the west coast though.
>>704014813
Not very, currently been around 25 degrees in southern Norway
>>704015014
feelsbadman
>>704013685
Lol, gramps remembers Jim Crow fondly. Aren't you a little long in the tooth to be trolling 4chan, Tutankhamun?
>>704012258
we earn a lot of money on our jobs. i was in Poland and i was able to stay at a luxurious restaurant with no problems financially and i am poor compared to other Norwegians. i could buy whatever the fuck i wanted. i want a polish girlfriend so i can go to Poland more often just for the feel of not being poor
>>704014898
We did, its called nynorsk meaning neo/new-norwegian. Everyone here hates it though, still mandatory to learn in school
>>704013685
I live on the east side of Oslo where almost every niggers gets sent to (50%+ niggers) and from what i have noticed, there are almost no killings, no gang violence, but they get really fucking aggressive if you tick them of. 90% of them get low education (they don't bother to learn proper norwegian) and many of them is lazy fucks that live on welfare.
The 2 generation that gets sent to other parts of norway with a majority of whites integrates good into our society
>>704012115
some do some don't give a shit. it's nice and it get nicer the further north you get
>>704015035
few months dec-april at max
>>704015014
Feels pretty good.
>>704014110
I live in a country you are trying to describe
meeting people is the oppsite what you are describing
>>704011326
15% of the population or so are muslim, issue is that most of them live in Oslo, which is our Capital (im from Oslo). As i have lived there for 21 years i can confirm that they act like shit. Mostly very agressive which is what i hate the most, i never got robbed or beaten up or anything. But the fact that they just give u this look 24/7 and speak really loud in arabic, and shitpost religious shit all the time on facebook, i guess they are ok.
>>704015206
fair enough. What you describe is a noncompliance that exists a lot of places. Ditto for US where lots of people say they are X but only go to church, if at all, once a year for the Christmas concert or something like that, and never give money. I don't know the proportions.
>>704014813
Think in Oslo, the record of how cold it became in 10 years is like -35 degree Celsius
If any of yall amerifags come to Norway, you'll problaby pass tf out when you see the gas prices, kek xD
>>704015172
Most people hate them sandniggers. It's just really hard to critisize the immigration-politics in Norway without being called racist.
>>704015172
Norway is not in the EU
>>704012498
go suck a EU cock m8 while we drink the luxurious oil you owned only a few hundred years ago
>>704015571
kek
>>704015571
how much do people earn? is it just expensive for us fags from europe?
>>704015504
Idk what the prices are in America, but its usually around 6-8$ a "gallon" in Norway
>>704015543
Of course we all know Norway is not in the EU you idiot. By the way, the day after Monday is Tuesday. Anything else obvious you need to clarify?
>>704015335
Cheers for the reply, i'm now wondering why you dont see more Norwegians doing that. Emigrating to a decent country weather wise and living like a king. Spain for example lots of germans very few of you lot.
>>704010728
why are you allowing the muslims to come in and breed your country out of existence?
also when do you expect to be subjected to sharia law by having it voted into existence? 2025? 2035?
>>704015778
>>704015778
Depends what job you have... id say 60-90k$ a year is normal
>>704010728
Where is the best place online to learn your language?
>>704015943
why would you ask Norwegians about the endgame for EU then?, we don't care :3
>>704010728
How do you cope with the fact that alcohol is more expensive in Norway than in any other European country?
For example I pay a pint of beer 5€, how much is it over there?
>>704016043
meatspin.com
>>704015966
I hope Sylvi Listhaug gets elected as prime minister before that time comes
>>704015943
when I wrote earlier "EU and Norway" it would be like writing "US and Canada" insofar as we all know Canada is not in the US.
>>704015947
Norway has like a colony in Spain, lots of old people have houses there and goes there every winter, they don't even interact with other Spanish people because there is so many other Norwegians living there
>>704016070
A cheap 1L bottle of vodka is like 50$
>>704016077
why must you hurt me this way
>>704016130
make a EU thread maybe ?
>>704013118
>They're
kys
>>704016249
kek
>>704014689
I think swedes will rise up, modern swede is pussy but once they were men. And if they dont man up soon, maybe their neighbouring countries dont tolerate degenarated muslims next to their borders.
>>704016282
kyss <3
>>704016245
Holy shit. It's like 8/9€ in France it's far from being the cheapest euro country.
>>704016282
Kyss meg i ræva <3
>>704016366
As i said earlier, 70-90k$ a year is normal xD
>>704016070
Most Norwegians aren't really affected by this as far as i see. People go out ever weekend and get drunk just as people do in other countries.
>>704012613
hi didn't. he said that legal immigrants that work are not to bad. he never mentioned sucking up to them as Sweden do. all he said was that it is possible for a immigrant to become Norwegian if he is working hard and accept our fucking culture while not being a fucking bitch about it, and that he has to earn the title. all the immigrants here are really nice but their kids are actually assholes. the immigrants just want a new life and are willing to give anything for it and we only give it to the ones that deserves it. we throw out all the immigrants that don't behave because we are not stupid. in Sweden if a immigrant say he is going to shoot a politician, no one gives a shit. that happened here and he got fucking jailed for just mentioning it once. he is now in a jail on the other side of the country of the politician. our king tried to encourage the immigrants to be good while reminding them who the fucking boss is. we don't accept their shit here like you do in the EU and we wont. our politicians accept what immigrants do and they deal with it the best way they can. if a immigrant so much as touches a girls ass without permission, we throw out his entire family. the only thing that wold keep them from being thrown out is if they have a death sentence, but it's unlikely they do, then he get jailed instead. we are not cucks and neither are our king. unlike your politicians i bet
>>704016389
Hvorfor må du skade meg slik?
>>704016046
is it reasonable to ask about the endgame in Norway and in EU because Norway has economics, relationships, and proximity to EU. If EU falls into a chaos Norway is NOT sitting aloof, safe, isolated, and pretty-- just like the last two times Norway had a lot of problems and invasion, 100 years ago, and 75 years ago. Norway needn't be part of EU to experience the weather next door.
>>704016389
Der sa du det ;)
>>704010728
Why are you so much better than Sweden?
>>704011771
Swedes are a blight upon the world.
>in the top 10 of highest living quality in the world as one of the most educated, richest and whitest countries in the world
>virtually no crime and violence, long history of traditions and happiness
>mass import 700k hostile invaders on a population of 7 million
>now near Zimbabwe levels of civilization not 15 years later
>the newcomers outbreed the locals 12 to 1
>Swedish kids are already being taught to not resist and convert to Islam
If it were up to me I'd wall those fucking faggots in and let them burn in Islamic fire. Fuck Sweden and fuck Germany for ruining Europe with all these fucking manlet shitskin criminals.
>>704016561
The problem when not being in the EU-union is that you have no say in what they are doing. so we in Norway cant really do anything about it, you see how brexit happend to get away from this stuff, Norway is already as far away as they can be, idk what more to say. if EU fails that will be pretty bad and i hope that does't happen. i hope EU just understand that they should represent the people more, and not the finance elite and leaders.
>>704013748
saw a study on this. over 50% is atheists and not in any religions faction
>>704016729
Swedes and Norwegians are very much the same. They are just better than us at hockey, and we are better than them at skiing
>>704016908
Tainted Swedinistanian genes aren't even worth pissing on if they're on fire. Swedes are no longer white. Get out of Europe already you niggerfuckers. You are worse than Argentina.
>>704014613
if 51% of the Swedish population is a sand nigger then the average swede is a sand nigger
>>704010728
I'm planning on staying in Norway for a while in a few years time, do you recommend any particular place to stay? I'm thinking Bergen.
Also, do you have much of a sandnigger problem?
>>704016561
also, in some vital ways including economics, it might be that US is to Canada as EU is to Norway. It's an interesting comparison. In the past I would have included Sweeden/Denmark with Norway in that analogy but not now.
>>704014924
we should, but it would be expensive as fuck implementing it
>>704016866
there will be an uprising and it's roots are very strong now in DE. Give it time. They went to war over less than this in the past. Nationalists can't take much more before rising up as they should IMHO.
>>704015014
feel free and not cucked
>>704015428
October-May at max
>>704017053
Not really, i live in a small city in Norway so there is not too many sandniggers. But yeah. Bergen is a nice city. I've been to Bergen a couple of times and the people there are MUCH nicer and more polite compared to people in Oslo. Just prepare for much rain.
>>704013748
that is why Allah is sending his people to destroy you heathen pieces of shit.
>>704015014
I'm in the EU and the pulled the old switcharoo on us.
Effectively:
>do away with your own currency! The EURO is much better!
>banks switch our money without our consent
>woops the EURO value dropped to about 20% of what it used to be, there go your life savings SORRY
>it fucking continues to go down
Seriously, foodstuffs I used to be able to buy for 40 cents now cost almost 2 euro while salaries have not risen to compensate for this and taxes keep going up, what the fuck. WORST. UNION. EVER.
>>704015172
i actually wondered about this, never really felt socially acceptable to talk about it, but tested it with friends and even strangers anyways. i say niggers smell and steal and rape as harsh as i can and people agree and i have never been called a racist once for it. everyone agree so far, but older people are actually more PC here then the youth, they are actually very POL compared to other countries. the end game is that we will have some kind of PC years but our future is more semi POL. not like Nazis roaming the streets POL but racist jokes and feminist hate is socially acceptable POL
>>704017313
one problem is that the new generation of males everywhere seem like cucks, globalists, metrosexuals in ultrathin jeans or green hair, victims, weaklings, those ruined by feminists, and SJW's, by and large. We're in big trouble if we expect those weaklings cowering behind mom and dad still at home at age 28 trying to decide how to support oneself to resolve the bigger national issues. One more case where women have ruined everything. . .
>>704015319
cuck
>>704015947
oh we do. every year people travel especially to Spain. but since i am poor, i rarely have cash for plain tickets
>>704015966
people think immigrants are gross here. if a muslim try to hit on a girl, she immediately feels uncomfortable. if a group of immigrants come in to a bar, people tend to leave because of the smell of curry.
Quick summary:
We're rich, fuck the muslims :D
>>704016043
go to Norway and take classes. if ur broke, try google
>>704016070
that's why Sweden isn't all that bad
>>704017007
>worse than argentina
keked at that
>>704018017
As a medfag needing to get to work for the day soon, one last thought I offer is that in the US where I reside a lot of people like me in the right know that egalitarianism is dead. Only the media and libs still keep that old set of lies going. The core issue is globalism or not? Also, many of us now, unlike in the past, reject historicity as an inevitable progression in social evolution toward a liberal, multicultural .diverse. global. big gov't ruled by elites. Society is not progressing to evolve to globalism by it's very nature. That makes me a nationalist favoring volunterism over statism (they are opposites). It means we need fewer centralized rulers with guns over us but not fewer rules. I think this view of mine, called Alt Right, is sweeping the nation in US but is not part of the youth narrative in EU nor in Noway. But I surely cannot say for sure. In US Trump will, thank g0d, be elected, in large part by people who agree with me. This is good for the US even if EU seems to be on a path to self-destruct.
>>704015485
Why is there not enough backlash to get their religious nonsense to stop? It's obstructive and causes civil strife. From my understanding, a lot of you aren't very religious.
>>704014023
I like #3, well said.
>>704012431
>There are alot off more tall and blonde people in Sweden
not really, you just have a lot of sandniggers
>>704017007
Most of sweden is still white actually, second class citizens are looked down upon by most of the people who give a fuck about our country.
>>704019464
yeah but only so far. when you get to the point of liberalism when you cant discuss why people die and get hurt because because it would be racist and sexist to do so, society would go back a step. this have happened in Norway. the youth have simply stopped giving a shit about being racist or sexist because the insuts are empty, they dont mean anything anymore because as Anita Sarkeesian said
>everything is racist and everything is sexist
so why even bother with it. that's like cleaning a mountain for rocks. it's useless. the youths parent's were super liberal punks 20 years ago and now it's beginning to go to far and the kids pick up on that. they don't want to be that crazy liberal like their parents were.
>>704013118
Kvelertak are fucking incredible. Best concerts ever.
>>704015338
isn't nynorsk what the rural hicks speak?
