Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>703996427 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>703996427
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
QOTT Whatcha listening to today?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-xD_wSSJ8U
Woops, meant
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A1OqtIqzScI
>>704008602
Ah, okay.
>>704008828
The same thing I listen to every night.
https://youtu.be/Ba-8A3mOIio
Best type moon claimed.
>>704008828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKB51sCZoCE
good morning waifu!
>>704009037
Kinpatsu
>>704008903
Cant blame you Brain, quality
>>704009006
Oof, its got that White album backwards stuff goin on.
Nice!
>>704009037
Guten Morgin
still here
Sup /waifu / ?
>>704009331
morning yuno. 14 hours ended a while ago
>>704009317
My heart rate
>>704009542
That's a good sign, isn't it ?
>>704009037
Morning dude
Hows it going?
>>704009317
Hey baguette
I'm doing pretty good. Got some fun plans comming weekend
Yourself?
>>704009507
Yea I know but you weren't home so I just left
>>704009236
still S-mug
>>704009678
i havent left my house in over a week
>>704009737
hm?
Claimed
Something wicked this way comes
>>704009678
I'm doing good too. Gonna take the train tomorrow to meet up with some friends for the weekend
>>704009623
Eh, 120 isnt great mac
Why am i so tired?
>>704009116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_d4KTVI3pQ
>>704009217
Hello, Cute shop.
>>704009678
Hey tsun!
>>704009794
Then you gave me the wrong address
Care to send it once more?
>>704009988
Ah that's great, I'm actually doing the same
Gonna get wasted or just hang out?
>>704010195
Did you sleep good?
I'm tired as well that yasuo from yesterday was haunting my dreams
>>704010195
Prece bro
Everybody seems to know everyone else here
Well fuck, I swapped waifus. Am I going to hell now?
>>704010108
Yeah, I suppose that it's a bit of a problem when it goes up that much. Why is it so high ?
>>704010195
Lack of sleep, probably
>>704010385
We'll get wasted, haven't seen each other for like two month, so we organized a little party. You ?
>>704010537
Because were friends.
BUT NO ONE KNOWS MY TRUE IDENTITY
>>704010631
Life man.
The coffee and the music doesnt help either.
I rest at 100 most days
>>704010537
yeah Togame
>>704010518
you leaving?
>>704010631
I went to bed early tho
>>704010385
sure ill hit you on steam and my bed was cold again
>>704010537
seems like it
>>704010537
Kinda
Wanna get to know us too?
>>704010620
It's fine you were already going to hell for having one anyways
>>704010631
Wait are you sure you dont live in the Netherlands?
I got the exact same thing going with my friends
>>704010720
You sure?
I got some mad ddox skills
>>704010779
Dont make me feel bad cmon
I did my best and it cosf me a lot
>>704010733
Prece, appreciate.
American euphemism
>>704010954
TRY ME YUN
Im n-not afraid!
>>704010954
Yeah, good point.
I may as well straight up fuck off though, to be honest. I only ever talked to a couple people anyway.
>>704010537
I know nothin'!
Claiming best girl
>>704010954
ok i wont. it did yeah. maybe next time
>>704010537
>>704010732
>>704011079
I already did
It's on this little USB, all your personal data
The alcohol and caffeine addiction, all of it
I am anonymous, I do not forgive I do not forget
>>704011150
Nah man it's fine, post her
I wanna talk
>>704011232
Sure I'll just start a new loan, the bank was kind enough last time
>Phone decided to cuck me
>Yuno
>>704010954
Maybe I'm taking the train to the Netherlands, who knows ? But last time I checked, I was supposed to stay in France. Friends all over the world are doing pretty much the same thing, wich is organizing parties to get wasted.
>>704010720
Damn, you must be a pretty pumped up guy. I hope it doesn't fuck your health up too much.
>>704011649
So minimalistic of you
>>704011619
maybe i can take one out too
>>704008828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ShwvRYAbcw
>>704011619
I am a fool, don't talk with a fool like me.
>>704012143
Edgy.
We're all fools, we're litteraly claiming fictional characters as wifes, I think you're good.
>>704011635
I mean well, yea but. Idk it was just exactly the same and I was impressed
I guess it didn't make a lot of sense you're right
You had a good day?
>>704011968
That could work
We could juggle loans eventually I will get off at the right small desert village
>>704012143
I'm tired and bored so I'll take anything I have
Plus fools can relate to each other right?
Now show me your waifu
>>704011619
OH NOES
My secret life!
>>704011635
Very calm actually, all the blood goes thru the ol noggin
Body is very slow
Fit as a fiddle too! Even after my fourth cup of coffee I feel fantastic!
>>704012011
God, I like this.
Very close to the punk era in spirit
>>704012308
Nice gif.
But seriously though I am dumb in a couple of respects. I feign intelligence too much too.
Everything I type is edgy what the fuck I can't stop.
>>704012375
i could tell you the right one. besides soul crushing debt means nothing when you have friends right?
>>704012375
Nah, it made sense, don't worry.
Prety good, went drawing for three hours straight for college, then came back home. I'm working on an assignment that I'm supposed to hand back on Monday. I'l probably have to finish it Sunday when I get back home, still drunk and high as fuck, it'll be fun. How was yours ?
>>704012467
Well, I guess you're fine then. Four cup of coffee isn't that much, how much do you drink per day ?
>>704012508
Thanks. Just post your fuckin' waifu and stop complaining about yourself, you'll feel better.
>>704012375
When I'm full edgy mode I will. I think? Fuck knows.
>>704012467
I will let your doubt slide, just this once
I won't upload these files to wikileaks
When are classes starting?
>>704012614
I guess that could be useful yea
We can just both make money in our new branch of business
>>704013041
Pry a full pot or so
Half a gallon?
>>704013159
Noon or so
Gotta build a charter for a group Im working with
>>704013159
Oh yes I believe you Yu, Im very scared
>>704009236
Steal waifu
>>704013159
new business?
>>704013159
How's the embassy life, Julian?
>>704011177
Not a girl
>>704013278
So that's like, 1,5 liters ? That's about the quantity I drink when I need to get a lot of stuff done. But everyday would be too much for me, you must really like coffee.
>>704013041
You're a good drawer? What you working on
I can't imagine anything good comming from that, perhaps your trips will get you inspiration though
I had a short day, didn't attend math because it's way too hot here and this level is too easy
Might hurt my grade a bit but eh, fuck it
I was home early because of it and I have no homework so I basically already have weekend
>>704013042
Just do it, fuck man
Anyway what's up?
>>704013433
Oh it's still early right? Plenty of time to stock your body up with caffeine and get to working
Dw I like you, it's safe in my hands
>>704013532
You know, illegal but money making one
So bored
>>704013688
The ceiling, my edginess levels. Considering my location, Centaurus.
>>704013688
i dont know. how would you help
>>704013939
Is that chain of misfortunes in your life over? Having things to worry about at least prevent you from getting bored.
>>704013939
Go finally watch the GuP movie then.
>>704013677
It feels so good Ryu, it feels fantastic!
The warmth and the taste of a dark roast is like no other
It’s subtle and mild.
Mild like that first splash of sun on an April Morning. This coffee is coffee the way it should be
>>704013688
Four cups in!
And I know its safe with you
>>704014444
chkd
>>704014132
No still fucked.
>>704014183
To lazy
>>704013688
Well I'm not an extremly talebted drawer, but at least I don't draw potato-people, so that's nice.
It's some shitty assignment on "why should you study here" because I'm in a small town with little to no distractions for college students. Might aswell put some drug-induced fantasy in that.
Three-day weekend ? You lucky bastard
>>704014444
Seems like you have top quality coffee. Also check'd
>>704014636
>too lazy to sit back and watch your waifu
Nigga what are you doing?
>>704014489
My lord, Ive never gotten quads.Strange
>>704014807
Paul Delima.
Very choice, its some wizard stuff for sure
C seems fun
>>704015033
>nigga
>>704015307
C is terrible.
>>704015449
>nigga
>>704015503
>image.jpg
>>704015577
image.png
>>704015465
I'm enjoying it so far. We pretty much just started though
>>704015449
>photo.jpg
>>704015636
>nigga
>>704015648
photo.gif
>mfw white people call radiohead one of the whitest bands ever
>tfw when it's white people who listen to metal and other weirdo shit no black person would touch
Black people don't like loud screamy shit when it comes to rock. I know other black people into radiohead and actually radiohead has some pretty chill shit sometimes verging on r&b (House of Cards for example).
Best band ever, fuck everything else.
I can fuck to a few tracks off Currents too. Tame Impala is some good shit.
Metal is for school shooters and dudes who wear trench coats in the summers
>>704015747
>ginger
>>704015810
.txt
>>704015858
>.txt
"NIGGA" ?????
>>704015926
><>
>>704015810
What music do gay people listen to?
>>704015991
>nigga u crazy?
>>704016010
>Nigga what are you questioning?
>>704015033
Im to busy bullying her.
>>704015637
I just think microcontrollers has soured me on C in general.
>>704016010
Sex.
>>704016097
Nigga?
>>704016033
:^D
>>704016158
>Nigga what are you emticoning?
>>704016125
Nigga.
I figured I wouldn't have to see these fucking threads if I come on here during the day since most of you should be in school right now.
>>704016337
TIMEZONES FAGGOT REEEEEE
>>704016337
Is filtering too complicated for you?
>>704016430
Faggot's gay.
>>704016337
Learn to use the filter.
>>704016097
O.
>>704016510
>Nigga
>>704016607
Is this really amusing you?
late answer because doggo walking, excuses
>>704013997
okay then
sounds like fun
>>704014020
ever heard of the word pimp?
i would pimp you so hard, get you lots of jobs
>>704014444
>checked
damn you dont mess around.
i gotta ask btw do you make filter coffee or with cups?
>>704014807
kek, thats good yea
yea haha im sure they would apreciate it, if you can get it onto paper it could turn out pretty good
well i have one class on friday buts its no real biggy. im just gonna go and work out after. Im seeing it as a day off
you all have garbage taste
except for yuno
>>704017020
thanks
but you are still a faggot
>>704017020
u hav bad face xd
>>704016102
I'm taking it for my embedded controllers next term
>>704017080
Yukki is pretty sexy tbh
>>704017083
say that to me irl not online see what happens
>>704017148
1v1 me pvp level 50 wildy
>>704017210
>tmw I play runescape
ill fuk you up
>>704016880
Who knows.
Awwww yissssss in a few hours Carrier Prime will be complete. Can't wait to start the warframe grind today.
>>704017263
kid i have full bandos, ags, torture
u would die 2 hits
>>704016898
you dont seem intimidating and there isnt that many people around here. besides couldnt make the cut for the job anyways
>>704017374
have fun
>>704017396
I have a 400m bank, was even shitposting in thread yesterday
>>704017517
ok im scared fuck off :(
>>704017596
tbh ive been bored with rs because Aus servers are always delayed and all the new content is shitty
>>704017471
>you dont seem intimidating
are you trying me?
you live relatively close to LA right? we can make bank there dont worry
>>704017659
pray flicking is impossible on aus
>>704016898
Filter! Lord knows that there is no better coffee than freshly brewed.
Country fresh, like the morning after a rainstorm.
>>704017356
It's time to stop.
>>704017780
yupp
ive been busy with PoE and overwatch lately
>>704017824
Stop what?
>>704017758
no just one of my observations. 6 or 7 hour drive isnt close.
>>704017795
praise the lord
you have a good head on your shoulders photosocks
>>704017931
this chen is nice
strange
Saber claim how's everyone doing?
>Classes are on so late replies
Pls call the cops
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>704018041
Good morning
>>704017931
Wasting time posting non-sense.
>>704017942
well then you better observe better fuckboi
thats not that close no, im sure we can get a place to stay
my business plan is impeccable, bank cant deny me a loan
>>704018041
doing great, got me an early weekend going
so i am enjoying the good weather atm
what subject is being taught atm?
>>704018128
where the wambalam?
>>704015201
I'll look for it next time I go to buy food.
>>704016898
What breed is your dog ?
>>704017471
I should.
From what I remember about the Lex is it's a sniper pistol, and the Lex Prime is 100x better.
Carrier Prime is for my lazy ass not wanting to pick up muh loot.
And Warframe IS fun, if also grindy.
Did you see the new chapter?
>>>/a/147229557
>>704018178
Finance
>>704018151
That's a new greeting from you
>>704017824
That picture is adorable
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>704018280
SSS.2
>>704018319
Kek
>Saber
>>704018016
The picture or the poster?
>>704018171
Ah, but that's what you do everyday posting on the internet. Is nothing productive, you know?
>>704018178
well i only got what youve shown. i dont know dont think they will bite especially if you are an immigrant
>>704018243
lex looked like a heavy pistol to me and thats the companion right? no i have not, i thought it didnt hit till tomorrow. thanks
All your waifus are shit, buff waifu is supreme
>>704018428
both
>>704018243
good to see im not missing out on anything, i cant handle 0 character developement
>>704018458
Right, it's a pistol. Hella good pistol.
And yes, the Carrier is a sentinel. Probably THE best one.
It's really short, but Kii-chan arc is starting up. Prepare for more mind breaks.
>>704018221
Melchese shepperd
dont have pic related on laptop bc my hard disc died recently
>>704018280
You have that course a lot
you gonna major in that?
>>704018458
its hard to look though but not edgy over texts, i try my best
Dont worry my best man Obama knows how to get fake passports, i will be an American citisen without even knowing it
>>704018428
I guess it is for me, but I try to be helpful for others, you're just posting non-sense.
Cute dress.
>>704018312
What about this one?
>>704017943
Oh why thank you!
I finished my charter, so Im doing a few new edits before class
>>704018759
Kii-chan chapters and arcs usually force some kind of character development.
I wouldn't be surprised if something really big happens soon.
>>704018782
oh no. anticipation has been built
>>704018809
i guess it is. oh i guess so. still might want a better career choice
>Best fox claim
>>704019126
>posting non-sense.
Oh, I never tought that everything I say is non-sense to you.
So disappointed.
>cute dress
Thanks, I hear that a lot.
i raised the base reinforcement income to make bonuses less effective and then watched the AI play itself.
>>704018221
Brewed locally, pry wont find it sadly.
Local, farm fresh ingredients that bring out the flavor unlike any other
>>704018809
I might. Still not decided entirely. Probably going to enlist sometime too
>Saber
>>704019373
>>704019446
>>704019519
>>704019337
>Oh, I never tought that everything I say is non-sense to you.
Not everything, I used to see a lot of meaningful advice even in your shitposts. Not as much lately.
Been a while since you even bothered about giving me your music opinions, last time I tried to get one I asked what you thought about Splendor & Misery and all you said was something like 'hurr durr I don't know clipping.'
>>704019375
Fuck.
>>704019214
oh alright that was pretty quick
cant wait to see them, got anything in mind?
>>704019236
>implying you have a choice
boy you just went down a road you will never come back from
anyhow, you up to anything?
>>704019424
how long do you have to choose?
>>704019739
Yeah but if it clips a kid in africa will die
-not chen
>>704019869
i guess if my bed wont be cold. no im just sitting. you?
>most important, have fun!
Bahaha you fucking lonely virgins
>>704020015
Dat gap
>>704018428
Hey cutie, where's your trip?
Did someone order some Brolitas?
>>704020146
HOW NEW CAN YOU BE WO.
>>704019739
>Not everything, I used to see a lot of meaningful advice even in your shitposts. Not as much lately.
>
>Been a while since you even bothered about giving me your music opinions, last time I tried to get one I asked what you thought about Splendor & Misery and all you said was something like 'hurr durr I don't know clipping.'
You're hurting me.
Stop.
>tfw no kawaii brolito to call imouto
>>704020279
Not telling.
>>704020015
Why is Tomoko a skeleton in that pic?
so what's a waifu?
>>704020544
https://youtu.be/_YtwPPsBKGQ
That'll tell you everything you need to know
>>704020544
9/11 would bomb
>>704020229
yeah
>>704020485
she looks fine enough
>>704020467
Don't be like that love.
>>704020830
K
O
R
B
O
>>704020354
No I'm not. You don't care about anything that happens here, right? Either way that's not my intention.
I was really curious about what you think about the album but it seems like you don't want to share your opinion.
I will stop but I hope you will keep posting neat pics.
>>704020015
sorry late reply i was downloading one of my favourite childhood games.
time to replay that shit.
>dw i will still be on thread
>>704021138
which game? good i was worried
>>704020901
Immm
Okay~
How did you sleep?
>>704020467
Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable insights.
You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that 4chan is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isnt.
>>704021235
Advance wars dual strike
i actually prefer 2 but that game was hard and this one has better music
which is one of the reasons i love it
>>704021353
that's it im sick ofyoure shit got y do kep doing this fuck you nigger im sick of you trying to fucking annoy us we just want to tal to eacother oabout shit and you come in hree and post this cancer just fuck off plzzz
In the belly of the beast, I'm a wolf amongst sheep
At the bottom of the hill, but at the top of the street
Above the boulevard, schoolyard, victim of deceit
And you're running hard, but this wolf it's always at your feet
Yeah you've seen it all before, but the wolf's outside your door
And you're old enough to run, you ain't hiding anymore
Another victim of the star spangled banner of the street
Now you're in the world of the wolves
And we welcome all you sheep
>>704021386
Fine, but I overslept and that's less time I get to spend with you~
>>704019869
I have plenty of time. Taking community college to get general ed classes in. I'm pretty set on enlisting though. Whether or not I go to college while enlisted is yet to be decided.
Autism the thread
>>704021637
i played one of them on ds before not sure which one. i remember the tanks looking really weird. also im going to go get naked and pour water on myself for a bit.
>>704021956
>Autism the thread
I don't think autism is a verb.
>>704021762
aye galil
how you doing comrade?
>>704021817
oh okay. thats pretty smart.
i dont really know how you could go to college without enlisting
>>704022035
lets talk about it later because it is amazing
>also wew
>>704021815
Is okay. Don't worry about it~
Lights out
You're talking too loud
So just shut your mouth
Who the fuck are you now?
Lights out
Can you feel it now?
We're calling you out
Who the fuck are you now?
>>704022188
I'm doing OK, just chilling at work for a while.
So grown men really watch Japanese cartoons and delude themselves into thinking they are dating the poorly drawn underage girl characters to compensate for their autism and eternal virginity or all you all just lonely high schoolers who sit alone at lunch or with the yu gi oh card kids?
