Any of you faggots have dildos
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Any of you faggots have dildos
>>704007482
How much difference is there really in effectiveness between a regular Dido and s purpose-designed prostate simulator?
>>704007603
I'm actually not too sure but I know for me I go for more texture and different shapes the whole prostate thing doesn't work great for me. That's why I go for bad dragon they have some crazy shapes that feel great, and the pic is the one I use
>>704007482
you know someone is a huge buttslut when they have a bad dragon dildo
>>704008071
It's true, but they are fun
I use my GF dildo when she at work
yea i do actually
a few...
>>704009437
wtf is that pole thing for up the top
>>704009752
its for hitting anyone who tries to steal his dildo collection
you fuckin new or some shit?
>>704009845
Oh true mb.
>>704009197
need more!
>>704009197
My Little Bone-y
>>704009197
my penis is confused.
>>704009942
ok
>>704009959
no
no ponyfag shit here.
>>704010000
why?
>>704009437
That pink one next to the orange one in the
first row looks like it has shite stains on it...
>>704007482
Here's mine
>>704010141
that is soooo hot. I'll take anything you have
>>704010141
i dunno.
it just works.
[spoiler]moar[/spoiler]
>>704010274
>>704007482
Next to a bottle
>>704010274
Put it up ur ass right now
>>704010000
Mine is confused too Mr Quads.
>>704010327
Bonjour Gilou
>>704007603
Prostate stimulator makes it easier to angle onto your prostate. Dildos/vibes stretch you out more but are harder to aim onto your prostate
>>704010286
only have a few horse dildo webms
>>704010322
fagget
>>704010327
thicc as fuck
>>704010347
Nah, don't feel horny right now and I gotta work on my math soon.
>>704010480
Salut?
Je connais pas de Gilou
>>704010525
Please
>>704010512
much appreciated. this is making me diamonds.
>>704010376
shit, didn't notice that in all that confusion.
>>704010512
nice, don't stop.
>>704010655
No >:(
>>704010512
nice
lets play wow together
>>704010748
When then?
>>704007482
I wish i had but im a poorfag and bad dragon toys are expensive. But once i carved a dildo out of wood. Used it once then had to burn it before we moved or somebody would have find it.
>>704010821
Idk lol I need to know Ill do it at least a day early so I don't fap and get horny enough, I also have to wait for my mom to sleep or be away for long enough.
>>704010657
>>704010717
last horse cock webm
>>704010791
EU or US
alliance or horde
>>704010210
Early gel stuff from zeta creations...
Leaches dye if you leave it it is side gravity kinda does its magic and it all leaches out...
Plus there was a time it was in with other toys
>>704011219
Hey. What do you use to shave your butt?
I'm super sensitive.
>>704007482
yes, it's too big for me though.
>>704011830
i am too.
just normally shave it with a lot of shaving foam and moisturize afterwards.
for the most part i don't get too many razor bumps but i still definately get some. hate that shit.
>>704011219
i am starting to question my orientation.
was i wrong entire time?
>>704012439
probably
bois are the best.
>>704007482
Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.
>>704012580
Ahh you're the gamertrap
I have a friend who is obsessed with you.
>>704012676
>>704011956
Ugh for sure.
Some anon gave me a tip to use something a stripper told him about but I cant remember the name and it was a foreign product.
I love your outfits! I aspire to look you when I have money to spend.
For now all I have is this.
Lmao.
I've had to use other stuff (bat for example) but I'm not a fag necessarily. Just like the feels.
>>704012676
*dumb enough
FTFY
>>704007482
I bought a M chance and a few more normal dildo, but then I found out I could fist myself, so now that's all I really do, something very satisfying about getting your hand in there
>>704012677
im not even a trap tho
>I have a friend who is obsessed with you.
wat
>>704012763
i got most of my outfits before i got my BD toy
was stuck with really pleb tier toys for a while
but yea man outfits are best.
>tfw no more dildo webms to post
I think i need to get one of those horse dildoes
>>704012951
I got lucky and bought all my BD toys on black friday.
Those were all like over 50% off.
Just wait for that my dude.
Do you ever use makeup or just like to wear panties and such?
guys i prostate orgasm'd with my legs way past my head, so my dick was pointed in my mouth, and i came so much at once. I swallowed all of the first pump, and i immediatly tasted the meth from the night before, so I let the rest just land on my tongue.
If there was a guy in my room at that moment i would have did the same thing. I'm now occasionally gay, aren't I?
>>704007482
three, haven't used them in 6 months
>>704013140
i went all out on my toy
wanted it to be perfect, 30 dollar custom color and everything
came to almost 300 dollars because of the retarded shipping to EU
and sometimes i wear a tiny bit of makeup but i like to stay with the boyish look and not tryhard to look female or any of that shit.
>>704012951
Yeah, he saw you on another trap thread and ever since then he always jerks off to your webms, like, the only thing he jerks off to.
>>704013442
Tell him he has good taste :^)
>>704012580
>>704011219
Your tumblr has been down for some time :(
Do you have another means of contact???
>>704013517
I can't deny it, you have an amazing ass.
>>704013239
>occasionally gay
lol what?
>>704013363
D-do you wanna be friends on steam.
>>704013009
I think you need to get a razor
>>704013712
I think anon means to state that he is bi-sexual lol.
>>704013668
Nope. I quit tumblr and no plans to post anywhere else
>>704013672
Thanks man
>>704013813
Sure fam.
>>704013672
And I'm not even gay
>>704009197
I love your vids, isn't there a black and white one?
>>704010327
Holy moly. How do you get that thing in your ass?!
>>704013960
Why did you quit tumblr? Did you break up with your bf?
>>704014123
Yes
>>704013917
he isn't bisexual for playing with his body though. enjoying yourself has nothing to do with sexuality.
>>704014198
Welp, that sucks.
Sorry bro.
>>704014098
Yea but it's the same as the last one with the horse cock just trimmed down and black and white
>>704014198
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that ; ;
Hope everyting is well...
>>704014381
Ah, I have it saved on my other tablet anyway ;).
>>704014340
Nah I can find much better. He was sweet but avg in every other way
>>704014439
Its all chill
>>704013916
Nope I'm hairy God made me this way
I am beautiful
>>704014565
Damn, cold. I'm guessing things didn't end too well.
Either way I hope you find someone new!
>>704009197
Send me some pics or vids please
Im on kik: bjcasss
>>704012439
the human brain is easily confused. this probably looks like a female to some part of your brain
Been trying to get my dildo up my ass for ages but it's just so uncomfortable, any tippers or tricks?
>>704013960
Sick brah add me and we can play terraria or something sometime.
Pizza Totino's Boy is my steam name.
>>704014686
They ended fine but then I told him I wanted to stop the blog and he flipped out got really pissy. He likes the attention WAY too much. So idk I guess I decided its a waste of time trying to stay friends with someone like that. It wont work
>>704014693
No
>>704014886
I dont even have a non-pirated copy
>>704014886
also there's like 20 people called that post link
>>704014834
Lost of lube, rest your dildo against something and slowly lower your weight onto it. If you feel a lot of resistance stop and keep it where it is and try to relax your muscles until you can go further. Once it's all in just keep it there for as long as you conveniently can and get used to the feeling.
Do that as often as you can and your ass will get used to it pretty quickly.
>>704015234
>>704015125
kek oh well then.
>>704015257
>>704015257
Thanks man, it just makes cumming so much better, also another q how the fuck do I shave my ass
Haven't bothered really, thought it would be quite difficult
>>704009197
You in UK?
>>704015822
Yup
>>704015867
How much for a horse dildo?
>>704015687
*carefully*
depending on how fluffy you are back there it might make it harder, but the general rule is squat and stroke the razor from your hole outwards.
>>704015867
Rarely see UK people in threads like these. I'm newcastle, you?
>>704015994
Depends which one you get but shipping is like 60-70 quid alone with import charges
>>704016155
Im in shitty wales
>>704010327
Proof quebec is swarming of libetards
>>704012580
Dude I love terraria
>>704012927
get a toy
http://kodiefiles.nl/index.php/fist-dildo/
>>704016244
Kek. Was it pissing down on Tuesday while we were all melting?
im in the UK too im a 18 femboi in a place near worsctershire
Belgian femboy here
Kik: noisybird
>>704018971
what's your waist/hip ratio? that's looks way too unrealistic.
>>704019280
lol i wouldn't know ;) why would that be unrealistic haha
>>704019338
because you either a god with the angles or your hips are as broad as your shoulders. that's unlikely even for women.
>>704019559
so what would that make me? a god? :3
>>704019638
Dam sexy
>>704019638
maybe a photoshop "god"...
>>704019723
nothing here is photoshopped lol
>>704019698
thank you, do i make a good trap?
>>704019723
The Internet dont lies!
>>704019811
Ou yes ;)
>>704019865
its like my second time posting here as a trap so any tips are welcome hehe
>>704011830
It's 2016. Use nair.
>>704020033
Some more ass and dildo action is requested too :p
>>704020378
Hehe i dont have a dildo :(
>>704020546
Something similar and do you have some mire girly cloths? Like a bra or tights
>>704020677
Yes i do have that ;)
>>704020824
Yey thats hot ;) hmm do you can manage a doggy pic?
>>704020919
Only for you ;3
>>704021003
Ouu yeah ^^
>>704021083
So what are you anon? A trapchaser? :3
>>704020824
Shave please, you're cute but the hair does not look good
>>704021204
therival_ kik to talk:p
I have a dildo somewhere around here, I was gonna get some anal beads too. Any recommendations for new toys?
Also sissy faggots show your damn faces.
>>704022057
the best toy i own.. ITs fucking insane the op
>>704023137
That's pretty cool, kinda wish I had a real cock to fuck me though. It's been awhile since anyone's fucked me.
>>704010512
>Wow
What a fag!!!
Got any gapes?
>>704010512
>anime wallpaper
see kids, if you watch anime this could happen to you
>>704023653
Where you from?
>>704025043
Texas
>>704009197
bad dragon? what size is that? it looks perfect
>>704025185
Aww shit, germany.
>>704025268
Aww, well we can always still talk. If you really want I can get a cam and fuck myself with a dildo on there for you.
>>704025185
only steers and queers come from texas
just ordered one
>>704025473
And I ain't no steer
>:^)
>>704007482
Nah, I just use my sister's without telling her.
I've tried many times but never been able to achieve an 'anal orgasm'. I've heard they feel better than normal orgasms and I really want one but I can't do it for some reason, any ideas why?
>>704009197
>>704010141
>>704010512
>>704011219
>>704012580
Hot as fuck
My god
I wish to either be you, or be balls deep inside you
>>704025650
I've been trying this for months now. Basically I get this whole body feeling but I don't cum. And weirdly enough I get soft, but my body shakes uncontrollably. Idk how the hell to achieve it. Not sure what I've been doing wrong.
>>704012580
do you have the webm of you playing with your foreskin? i deleted my porn collection a few weeks ago and i really miss it :(
question: any trick to avoid filling those dildos with shit every time you use them? because that sounds nasty as fuck
bump
>>704026737
Enema
>>704010327
ca se passe a fond au cegep de limoilou
i wish i could find a boy to fuck :/
>>704025544
What part of Texas?
>>704026737
If you don't mind fasting a few hours, just wait until you empty yourself and don't eat, you will be clean.
>>704027534
Denton Texas
Med Chance the Stallion + XL Austin the Fox
>>704010327
les choses se passe à québec
minus the fleshlight.
gonna buy a small or medium rex and a medium chance next.
>>704028242
In NC, kik me at Zampan0
>>704009197
Oh shit its you again
Im that guy who asked lube questions yesterday
This thread makes me weep for /b/.
>>704011219
and here I am thinking I'm straight... Now I'm confused.
>>704012927
Have you ever used that on boys?
Does anyone like my ass?
>>704029570
really nice, moar !
>>704029765
My kik is Foolofatook809
Yep, made one by myself
>>704018971
vanwaar ben je?
>>704030093
How did you do that?
>>704009197
>>704010141
>>704010512
>>704011219
I really love your videos, will you be doing more with the horse dildo? I'd love to see an angle where you can actually see it go into your anus.
>>704030330
With a huge candle and an hair-dryer.
>>704031595
How's it feel? Care to give us a demonstration?
Flacid uncut next to XL Austin the Fox.
Sadly I ain't anything special down there.
>>704032680
i love your uncut dick
