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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703965805
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
If trips post lewd
>>703977301
If you think about it like that.
>Dirty mind.
Eru is pure!
>I had to arrest Ball.
>He started several fires because he's gone a bit nuts from eating that person.
>If he doesn't calm down I might consider execution.
>>703977344
Pretty much. Its really fun but not worth it.
>>703977743
I uh... I do. I just pirated it because its too expensive right now.
>Don't tell the Greater Good.
Miho claimed
>animu
who did this
>>703977622
kek, there we go, good laffs.
I like your choice of pizza, especially the sauce. Last time I had spinach on a pizza that shit was fucking great. Honestly though, dominos have some REALLY good wings
What about chicken though? Fried chicken?
Still here
>>703977743
I know what Spore is, I've just never played it
>>703978183
Guess I have a dirty mind! Though they're the ones making the references lol. Eru does seem very innocent
Pomf
>>703978291
Me, my bad yo.
Claimu
>>703978291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaGkk60kcjQ
>>703978372
triggered
idc i just thought more were here and i got all excited.
back to vidya i go
>>703978466
bye dude, have fun
>>703978183
>>703977822
Oh! How could I forget!?
I won't. It's our dirty little secret ;)
>>703978291
It's a me. Mario
>>703978305
Oh. Right. It's fun. I think you might like it
>>703978371
No Pomfing!
>>703977743 [shinoa]
french canadafag here
>>703978570
Screw you I can pomf as much as I want
>pomf
>>703978570
Definitely!
>my backlog of games is so huge now
>>703978305
True.
>Eru is pure
>Eru tries hard for her friends
>Eru is cute as hell
These are some of the reasons I love her ^^
>>703978570
Thanks Smugga.
>Ball is in jail
>He did an arson.
>>703977993
>>703976180
HERE'S A >NEW LINK, RETWEET ALL OF THESE TWEETS FAGGOTS!
>https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%23iminher&src=typd
[DISCORD] >https://discord.gg/Jcqqm
MAKE SURE!!!
>NEWS SOURCE
>RELATED HASHTAGS
>BLAME 9GAG
MAKE SURE YOU POST THE FUCKING PEPE GIF OF HILLARY GETTING FUCK'D
MAKE SURE YOU RETWEET EVERY TWEET WITH THE HASHTAGS #IMINHER
USE THE TWITTER SEARCH FUNCTION AND SET IT TO TWEETS AND SEARCH #IMINHER
RETWEET ALL OF THE TWEETS AND CREATE YOUR OWN. IT WILL START SLOWLY BUT IT WILL CATCH ON QUICK.
INCLUDE MAJOR MEDIA @CNN @TMZ @MSNBC AND "FAMOUS" PEOPLE WITH IMPRESSIONABLE FANS ( @KEEMSTAR )
>COPY PASTA TO TWEET
#ImWithHer #iminher @CNN @HillaryClinton @MSNBC @DMVBlackLives #9gag @LeafyIsHere @GlobalEdmonton @KEEMSTAR @RYANBECKWITH
>MAKE SURE TO ADD @RYANBECKWITH IF ANYTHING HE IS A TIME'S MAGAZINE EDITOR
IF YOUR ACCOUNT GETS FLAGGED ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A PROFILE PICTURE AND A FEW OTHER UN RELATED HILLARY TWEETS. VERIFY YOUR E-MAIL OR PHONE NUMBER WHICHEVER IT ASKS FOR! COPY AND PASTE THIS!
>>703978570
hello day-walker!
>if singles i go to bed.
>>703977144
Lets have a look.. Hmm... yo ass is mighty clean~
>>703977301
>
>>703978801
huh? whaddya mean, dude?
>>703978801
Thinking that Waifu cares about this spam go back to /pol/
>>703978595
Fuck you! You got poutine!! Amatsu has been teasing me with poutine for so long and i want some!! Texas fag here
>>703978688
>screw you
Oh my
>>703978698
How big?
>>703978784
LMAO
>>703978805
Hey Mavis! And aww :(
I'm also adding that to the list of nicknames!! Goodnight
>>703978811
Fug forgot to put my name
>>703979015
Damn right! Now come here and let me pomf you dammit!
>>703979015
>Texas
>>703979015
Smugs, what about your gains so far? Making progress? You can't slack!
>>703978784
Best girl qualities right there!
>>703978811
You'll be fine. It may not run too well, but that's because the PC port is really awful
>>703979015
Way too big. Damn steam sales
>>703979306
How do you nerds what's what with the specs? There's a million parts
>>703979512
By looking at the numbers, honestly. I've also built my own computer.
>>703979163
No. Eureka is the only one that gets to pomf me. Bun used to but she's gone now ;_;
>>703979175
Damn right
>>703979186
I have been slacking on both eating and my workouts. This is coming from a guy who works at a gym for a living! Lol
>>703979306
Do you know your steam account's worth?
>>703979306
She's best girl ^^
>>703979015
It was horrific during Ball's imprisonment Alex gave him a pep talk, then beat him mercilessly
>>703979797
Ah, okay. That's a Feelsbadman if I've ever seen one
>I know that feeling
>>703979797
That's no good, my dude.
>
Can't sleep.
Send help.
>>703979793
Nerd
>>703980076
Close your eyes for a second and turn around, I'll help you out.
>>703980076
me either. keep posting!
>>703980196
>>703980197
It's not helping!
>>703979797
With sales, $370. Without, $1335
>>703979990
I like America (name escapes me)
>>703980156
no u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXGysbmbD8c
>>703980290
P A N I C
drink milk
>>703980307
M16?
>>703980307
I got nerd friends that'll helo me pick out parts to upgrade
>>703980373
Son of a bitch I actually just bought milk earlier today!
>>703980441
Heat it up and drink it, helps with sleep, at least it does with me.
>>703980393
Yeah, but doesn't she have an actual name?
>>703980424
CPU and GPU. Get an FX series CPU unless you want to upgrade your motherboard as well.
You'll get a lot of opinions on GPU's, but most anything made in the last 2 years will be good. I have a
>GTX 970
and it works like a charm.
>>703980515
Too much work. I'll just drink it as is and wake up with the worth morning breath ever.
>>703979015
it's definitely my favorite meal~
>>703978811
thanks doc
>>703980643
>worth
Worst*
>>703980506
You start watching your anime yet?
>>703980643
I think warmer milk makes you sleep better though!
>>703980608
Ichiroku-chan I think.
>>703979990
What the fuck is rims world even?
>>703980009
Aww tell me who hurt you ;_;
>>703980011
I know i know, demon coach karen. Will you train me?
>>703980307
WEW with the sales, mines about 140, without, 400
>>703980678
NO FUCK YOU TOO AND AMATSU
>>703980608
So basically upgrade the entire comp? Jesus I thought this prebuild would be a starting point and upgrade from there on
>>703980678
Heh~
>>703980766
I was then the other guy left. So im just sitting here alone.
>>703978595
Nice to finally see Akame in one of these threads. Has anyone claimed Miia?
>>703980905
No, just two parts really. You're fine on RAM.
Looking at your CPU you may want to upgrade the motherboard. That socket type really limits your options.
>>703980885
I play a LOT of games haha
>>703980885
Rin's dropped off the face of the earth. Last time I've talked to her was three weeks ago.
>she still lurks here though
>she might be watching us this very instant
>>703981089
Usb processor?
>>703981089
They're still the most expensive parts if I want a high end pc
>Time to rev up those applications
>>703980914
Well, there are two. But one doesn't post with her anymore and another is the reason he stopped. The other one might come and sperg out at you.
>>703980885
Yes. Drop down and give me twenty genki-desu
>>703980885
A horrifying Dwarf Fortress improvement.
>All my colonists died.
>>703981248
?
>>703981265
Unfortunately. Wait until Black Friday!
>>703981296
Dosent really matter since I have nothing left to post
>>703981408
Not cyber monday?
>>703980816
There are quite a few natural "sleep aids"
>Warm Milk
>Turkey (really any dark meat)
>Fapping
>Counting
I think it's because I took a 4 hour nap at about 2 o clock.
Eh. Maybe I'll get lucky and simply laying down with the lights off will work.
>>703981248
>>703979990
>She's best girl ^^
Lies
Claiming best girl
>>703981446
That's not okay dude, you gotta go build a folder, how else will I know who I'm talking to? You've seen the anime, yeah? Have it downloaded? Take some screenshots or just download fanart.
>>703981531
I mean, like, if you took a four hour nap I don't think you're going to sleep anytime soon. Might as well waste time here.
Also tell me about your preferences of fried chicken.
>>703980885
>
>sorry
>>703980905
when is our next appointment?
>>703980914
good to see you to man
>>703981495
Either or. Most sites like Newegg have a weekend long sale.
>>703981089
I want to play a lot of games but I'm poor and don't have a good build yet ;_;. I envy you
>>703981192
Awwww :(
Time for a new ship!
>>703981296
Yes sir-ma'am!
>>703981329
Dwarf fortress still scares and confuses me
>>703981679
I'm kidding dude lol. But the poutine jealousy is real though
>>703981669
Fried chicken?
It's alright, I prefer grilled but fried is ok.
>>703981669
I haven't downloaded it but I have watched it 12-32 times, thinking about downloading the manga.
>>703981935
Yeah, but like, from fast food places? KFC? Popeyes?
or where do you get your grilled stuff? Store and cook em yourself?
>>703981893
Sorry mate ;_; If I had extra parts I would hook you up with some stuff.
>>703982048
Ah, KFC is alright, but they went downhill ever since they merged their restaurants with Taco Bell.
If I have a choice I get Church's.
As for grilled? Home made. And really it's more for putting into other foods like pastas, salads, you know?
I'm gonna try and go to sleep one more time.
Have a good night or day or whatever it is where ever you guys are.
>>703981679
I'll have to find an opening
>>703981699
My bro have showed me newegg, I was gonna buy a 3T HDD very very cheap but.. we were at Afest and I guess the hotel's internet fucked with everyone mobile internet so it was delayed and showed the HDD as available when in reality it was sold out
Does this offend you
If so why
>>703981893
A new ship?!
goodnight
>>703981893
>>703982295
>>703982267
All I got is a laptop with 1.4ghz of processing power,4gb of ram, and Windows 10. I missed an image, I only have 3
>>703982474
Sleep well cutie~
>>703982295
That happened to me when the Lucina amiibo went live for sale on Amazon. I was at Momocon when that happened, and the hotel wifi was really spotty
>>703981557
Eru is best Raifu.
>>703981893
Time to start a new colony with a randomized situation!
>LMG
>Fire foam poppers
>Blue lamps
Good start
4 colonists too, big happy family.
>>703982303
That face is fucking horrific.
>>703982016
You like Miia a lot? You wouldn't mind watching it one more time, yeah? You can download it in 720 or 1080p and use a software like puush to take screenshots, or use the in-program screenshot function of players like VLC or MPC-HC, even though I prefer the second one.
>>703982279
KFC is my lifeblood, but I gotta cut it off cause it needs too much time to work off. We don't have a taco bell over here, and I never heard of church's. Gotta try that if it ever opens then.
And yeah I feel you, like on ceasar salad or stuff like that, grilled it pretty good.
And yeah peace yo, it's like 9:30 AM here. Hopefully won't see you again tonight, kek
>>703982559
Someone as Afest was selling one but >$40
Lol fuck that noise
>>703982661
I'm a disgrace to this thread for I only have 3 images, a bad laptop, and a small smartphone with 1gb of mobile data(.16gb left)
>>703980906
Ah, bummer.
>>703982854
I eventually ordered mine from Europe for like $25 because fuck scalpers and fuck trying to find one in stores.
>>703981893
Senpai i made you builds stop being broke-ass
>>703982295
It was probably a good thing that you didnt get it
>>703982564
Its just colin from twilight princess
>>703982902
Here's a tip, dude. Go to safebooru.org and search this exact phrase
miia_(monster_musume)
You can download some of those pictures, make sure to open the files first and then save them to get them in the largest resolution. Thumbnails are pretty ew looking
Try grabbing a picture now, I'll wait around for you to see if you got it right.
>>703983045
My Wii is missing cables and I can't afford new ones.
I DID IT! THE CAR IS MINE AND OH GOD I LOVE IT!
>Still needs minor work
>But I drove it home and to work, and it all works just fine!
>>703983320
>>703982983
I DO want that OoT link amiibo! Holy shit I MUST have it
>>703983045
$40 dollary doos for a fucking tiny figure, fuck that bullshit
>>703983155
I'm just gonna wait till tomorrow and do it on the local libraries WiFi
>>703983384
Look at it, Karen!
>Makoto
>>703983520
Sounds good dude, just try to remember my girl, people call me Karen. Nice to meet you.
>>703983589
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
CONGRATS
>>703983579
Good morning cutie.
>>703983650
As long as I just talk my data will last a decent amount of time.
>>703983433
Oh yeah, they looks really nice. I still have the Wolf Link amiibo in it's box.
>>703983791
Where do you live, dude?
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
Claiming Felix
>>703983784
Good morning, sunshine.
How are you?
>>703983219
No excuse
>>703983433
I was talking about the HDD
Im so tired
>>703983690
I need to wash it good tomorrow. It's dirty as fuck.
Also need to replace those windshield wipers...
But i love this car for realsies!
>>703983857
West of Nebraska, north of Oregon, and east of Japan
This is my waifu. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My waifu is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my faifu is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless.
>>703982939
boobs?
>>703984013
I just ride a bicycle.
>>703982267
I cry
>gorgeous eyes btw
>>703982383
Do you have eyes for someone?
>>703982474
Goodnight akame!
>>703982564
LMAO really good start
>>703983045
I can't stop being broke
>>703984072
Kek
>>703984013
Dude it looks fuckin' rad. Congrats, really!
Say something for the record, how do you feel!?
>>703984061
Washington?
>>703984257
The NW part too.
>>703983802
I don't see the point in keeping it in box
>>703983969
Whats wrong with it?
>>703983960
Great, how about you love?
>>703984250
Her red eyes are pretty, I love the purple eyes in this one
>>703984325
Tbh I'm too lazy to take it out of the box and use it.
>>703984250
>Mfw they're basically genociding the local fauna just to eat.
>Mfw an aggressive bunny just got mowed down by a light machine gun.
>Mfw they're eating it now.
This game is truly survival.
>>703984320
Seattle?
>>703984375
I wouldnt have a lot of uses for amiibos, I only have hyrule warriors and MK8
>>703984238
I did to. But my need for speed called to me. Got a Motorcycle, a bigger motorcycle, and now this little baby!
>I have joined the Elite, in the fact that I'm an American that can drive stick.
>>703984257
Ecstatic! I just wanna hop in it and keep driving till I've mastered it!
>>703984403
Smaller and on an island
>>703984250
2 jobs?
1 job with OT
Stop buying useless shit?
Be like me and buy 1 piece per paycheck
I have the pieces for my new pc
Just gotta load an OS on it and im done
>>703984325
Usually if it's high storage for a low price its a shit drive
Would probably crap out only after a couple of years
>>703984429
Too bad -8 doesnt have amiibos
>>703984429
The Zelda line of figures work as "cheats" in TP. They give you health, items, the wolf link amiibo unlocks a dungeon
>>703984331
Same. Because you are here.
>>703984449
When I need to faster I'll just make light steel armor and SRBs.
>>703984629
<3
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>703984550
>Cheats that you pay for.
Nice.
>>703984548
What would you recommend then, when I get more stable hours I'll invest in upgrading pc into a high end one
>>703984550
Wtf? Fuck that I aint no casual
>>703984745
>>703984646
Nah man, just go pulse jet with it.
>>703984449
>>703984646
I'm not sure how the APD will feel about it...
Have to go bank to cash a check in the morning.. should I try sleep or stay awake all way through?
>>703984900
Idk what you have
But HDD wise i would go western digital
Black series are higher end but come with a higher price tag
>just bought a 2 TB for $120 on sale
If u want a cheaper one i would go blue series
If i had the money to i would just get a 1 TB SSD but they cost way to much
>>703985052
I need the fuel to burn colder than kerosene.
>>703984250
Well, no, not really...
>>703984973
>>703984746
Nice claim.
>>703984504
You like it there?
>>703984449
Just don't go too fast, don't hurt yourself!
>>703985136
Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.
If you stay awake you're going to crash after coming back and fuck up your shedule for the week.
Trust me nig, sleep. Even if it's for just an hour.
>>703984889
Thank you Nintendo
>>703984900
Same
>>703985136
sleep
>>703985241
>>703985278
I would prefer Alaska or a colony ship launched at a distant star system but otherwise yes.
Saber claim
>Play Graves
>Build full assassin jungle
>Warrior Youmuus Duskblade etc
>Dive enemy team
>Q,AA,AA,E,AA,R
>TRIPLE KILL
Based shotgun man of getting people off my property
>>703985190
>>703978811
>>703985278
My sleeps already fucked m8
>>703985341
Hmm 2 outta 2 says sleep, eh guess I'll try or lay down til 9am
>>703985193
Well, good luck finding that.
>>703985278
I know. I'ma be tired driving home, so I'ma have to ask my grandma to wake me up tomorrow so I can go get that smog done and make it to the DMV by the time they close.
>The locks on this thing were interesting though. Have to lock it, then hold the door handle open while closing the door to lock it.
Lots of cancelled classes, guess I'll hang out here.
How's it hanging everyone?
>>703985496
Sugar based fuels do from what I hear
>>703984375
The night eyes are perfect on that
>>703984387
That game is fucking crazy! I want
>>703984548
I do what I wannnnnnntttttt
>shinoa
I made a thing that represents all of waifu in spore
>>703985462
Just start from scratch
That would be like asking to upgrade a game cube
Give me a price u want to pay and i can see what i can do
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703985418
And he still cant have his cigar.
Hello SSS.2
>>703985569
>If you want, and have telegram for desktop
>I can send you the .rar file Chara sent me
>>703985390
Fuck, that one caught me offguard.
Why Alaska?
>>703985462
Don't fuck it worse, man!
>>703985496
smog? Why do you ahve to go the dmv?
>>703985462
Sleep rhythm fucked up?
Sleep until 9am, stay up until 11pm.
>>703984387
What game is that?
>>703985644
>He still can't have his cigar
>Used to main this champ
REEEEEEEE
>SSS.2
Not with those digits, but I guess the nickname is going to stick anyway
>>703985646
I'm good lol. Id rather buy it tbh. It's @ShinoaBro if you wanna chat
>>703985527
See
>>703983589
>>703985542
Do they? Interesting... I wonder how cold they burn...
>>703985672
Essentially an emissions test.
And because I still need to put it in my name, get it registered, and get a new front plate for it.
>>703985684
Its called Rim World ^^
Its like Dwarf Fortress but a bit better.
>>703985672
I tend to prefer to interact with other using the internet instead of in person, and I like the cold.
>>703985418
Graves is stupid OP
>>703985569
Also in this one too. I like the sort of simple style
>>703985786
Is that gonna cost you stuff?
>>703985810
Do people not go out a lot in Alaska?
>>703985786
Oh you bought it?
That's fucking great, it looks super fine
Gonna ride around town all day?
>>703985615
I've asked many times and I usually get 1k to start it out
>>703985672
Eh suppose you're right
>>703985684
Yeah no way in hell I'll be able to sleep at 11
>>703985364
It's so adorable when you're lovey dovey~
![Syndra [27].jpg](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [27].jpg")
>>703985759
Its going to be there untill you give up or i get trips.
>>703985644
Welcome back, Master.
>>703985569
No
>>703985958
Gi e me a minute to get a build goin
>moka
>>703985879
Would you like to add me on Skype?
